hitch edish
thank god for the new almost had to read that spastics wall of text post about his favourite foods
posting a literal novel at 310 posts is crazy work
considering the possibility that the novelist might repost his tome in the new
>>224022370>>224022376>>224022390screech
any of you lads have chronic health issues? I have asthma and tinnitus
The left be like Umm no monkey sex? I can't have sex with monkey? Shut the fucking bigot up 4chan chud! Why can't I have sex with monkeys. It's science chud don't you get it? And love? Well of course you do not. No chimpers?
>>224022291>the soviet union doesn't exist anymore. But it does
>>224022370>>224022376>>224022390I am now having my monster with zero sugar
>>224022403Do you ever take or do something and have your tinnitus stop and write it down? You should do that. Government might pay you... Might make some cashies pocket cash
I'm from richmond indiana but I feel like in another life I could be from bradford
>>224022422what the fuck does that even mean? speak human
was convinced by family to drive to a wedding one and I can tell you it is a complete mistake. There's just no fucking point being there sober. Get a train there, a taxi there, or drive there and book a premiere in for the night. Anything other than drive there and be sober with the expectation that you drive home later. The whole event is meant to be a celebration of these people's union. They'd rather see you slightly too drunk but having a good time than stone cold sober.
>>224022425do you glamourise the idea of grim, degenerate, rundown places as a sort of character building experience?
>>224022403chronic indigestion that means i can only comfortably eat one meal a dayhave lost 10 stone so that's nice I suppose
>>224022403had asthma as a kid but grew out of it lol sucked in lad
>>224022403howd you get tinnitus
I'm a bleeding heart noided schizo autistic rightist and a potential artist that has had a lot of pain in their life...
>>224022403I have a big dick, I must always wear underwear or my dick swings in my trousers and everyone can see it
bro clanking away at the keyboard on a wednesday morning
>>224022409this would be like showing a pic of washington dc to prove the united states still exists
>>224022440I appreciate what there is there. I think even if a place sucks that doesn't mean you can't make a little comfiness. Like a christmas tree in the dark of winter.
>>224022425isnt bradford a paki shithole did you just close your eyes and throw a dart at a list of UK cities or something
>>224022403nope. fit as a fiddle me. no ailments whatsoever
>>224022460clanking? what is he a fucking robot?
>>224022467idunno I just feel like a yorkshire man
>>224022434Do you ever do something like idk drinking sugary drinks or taking specific medications, and have your tinnitus stop? If so, you should write it down. If you put your notes in a teflon pot and bury them, maybe in the future they will find them and it might be during a time which the global AI consciousness and singularity trying to put everyone's thoughts together and process the large data to solve tinnitus
>>224022403*shouts in your ear*
>premiere in
didn't know that post would set mousey offthough i should have known considering it involved the possibility of inferring bestiality (an obsession of his)just don't tell him ivanov was also involved in breeding horses
>>224022403im 5'6 which is a disability but the state doesn't recognise it
>>224022467bradford and luton are generally known for being the worst cities in the ukbirmingham would also be grouped along with them for the same reasons unless you're leftypol and an indian/paki
>>224022497rape height
>>224022492roar
That thing created would of been worse than almost everything the Nazis did
>>224022443really? only one? doesn't sound too bad>>224022445idk probably just years of listening to music loud from my headphones and working around heavy machinery
>>224022509don't rape me mate ive got it hard enough as it is
What foreign foods do you like rorke?
>>224022445They don't know because people with it aren't writing it down. Not shaming them just antagonizing very loudly so that someone else might do it instead
my only chronic issue is when i run out of it... #weed #stoner #stonersof/brit/
Would love to eat an ancient mummies raisinified brain slice to see if I get magic powers
>>224022518>doesn't sound too badit isn't when im clever with what i eat but for years i suffered with bloating and heartburn and stomach pain to the point i thought i was dying
>>224022555The Chinese do this
>>224022358>Pink and Beef HeartThe best tomatoes! Based! When people from other countries visit I always get those tomatoes especially if they say they don't really like tomatoes. >I love grilled peppers too, its probably one of my favourite foods.Such a good meze! >Speaking of food, for all of the times I have been to Bulgaria I have never been to a Happy's, it's silly, but they always have interesting menus even if it is a somewhat generic chain.It's a corpo chain and the menu is too big which means most of the stuff is pre-prepared in some way, I haven't been since I was a kid. It's not bad, they have some good dishes and appetizers. >I love visiting Jägerhof whenever I go to Plovdiv.It's good, the "live beer" is so good. Also the weiss beer. Also good homemade fries and stuff to eat. >Yeah most weekends we go to their village which is about 30 minutes away by car, her cousins and whatnot also come along too so everyone gets to be together, something my family doesnt really do in England sadly.That's what I love about the Balkans, everyone is close and we gather for Holidays and it's always a party with good food. I've always lived 10-20 mins from my parents and other family, I tthink that's important. >Can't you renovate it and use it as a holiday house or somewhere to escape to? There is this house in the middle of nowhere on the border withI could, I've told this to my dad but he doesn't want to deal with it now, maybe when he retires.
Uh,>>224022560Have you been checked for ulsers? 55% of stomach problems come from one
>>224022513>would ofwould *have*
reckon we need to milk this a bit more
>>224022570shut up
>>224022582all me
>>224022575Thinking ob the idea, what would've it done if this workedLike I mean the "one drop rule" but with literally another species. What, so it worked so now everyone is monkey? Bit more of a fuck up for it to succeed no?
>ulsers>would of>premiere inis it just one dyslexic mong?
>>224022582state of this shithole
>>224022605it's toby
>>224022605several of you have definitely typed "would of"
>>224022436This wasn't me? Big L
>>224022590
>>224022613i seaweed and i frigging smoke it lmao
>>224022436i am driving someone else there in 33 minutes. it is too late for me.
Sir Slavoj Zizek
on a seaweed dieti see weed? in smogin dat sheit lol
You should go to the GP to get your tummy fixed because it might be as simple as an operation or even just off the shelf medications to take which are specific to your needs
>>224022570>mezeIs that a bulgarian word?
>>224022613you started it, dickhead
>>224022620Not me! I got an A* in my English GCSE
hi ladscheck this out
>>224022656no
>>224022570Oh so you are like in your 20s.
imagine if this lad gets his stomach fixed, can eat normally again and then becomes obese again lol
>>224022403got anxiety
Premier in your mum via the underwater tunnel Because she's a whale living in the ocean Premier being the blackets football team (double premier for your mum)
>>224022605Don't get the premiere one. Did he mean premium?
>>224022659that is fucking mental
Apple Bloom age
literally no idea what I want to do I’m so confused one day I’m a massive fag and want to suck dick next I’m back to normal
>Premier in your mum via the underwater tunnel>Because she's a whale living in the ocean>Premier being the blackets football team (double premier for your mum)
>>224022659Black kids do this all the time
>>224022659SO TAKE ME TO THE RIVERDROP ME IN THE WATER
>>224022684BOO
>>224022703gay porn demons
sir bruce foreskin
Droptable("search history, GOOGLE", 1, 0).DROP
>>224022697He means Premier Inn LOL
>>224022703You are mentally ill and gay go see a proper medic
>>224022728
I need to die
>>224022745do italians still believe in conversion therapy lmao
>>224022703Sounds like a historical disease. Maybe WW2 era? Needs whores..
>>224022714scre
those niggas on /tv/ are still making obsession threads
>>224022752You will get there dont worry >>224022757Not my problem. But the lad seems to have other mental problems dont you think? He might be manic with those wide swings in behaviour
job applying
>>224022777
>>224022673
day wasted already
>>224022777almost as if they're, you know...
>>224022777Instead of talking about the movie it's about incel shit...I liked the movie, saw it in theaters, wanted to support the fellas cause I was subscriber to their youtube channel since they had 50k subs.
>>224022803he was reddit personified
>>224022803>have a Negroni>have twoHm.
>>224022818holy shit..
>>224022803i hope they're taking that down
cant fucking take it anymore
>>224022833Enjoy the ride.
>>224022814Now is the perfect time to do something with it. If you start right now because you realized that, you're already 2 hours ahead of yourself wherein at 12 o'clock you wake up uhhh
>>224022560infinitely better than constant loud pitched ringing in your ears and struggling for breath lol parents should have put me down at birth
>>224022830Hope you throw orange paint at it then die
>>224022821yeah it was a good movie the 'discourse' around it is cringe
>>224022777It was so kinoI bet the threads are all just complaining and seething though since liking things isn't cool on 4chan
>>224022854Tough luck pajett, your father should not have prone boned your aunt/mother, simple as
>>224022560What condition was it caused by what? I would of said it's probably gay Irish disease
>>224022881>brown calling others brown
>>224022903Im beige
the dog's gone woke. wants cruelty free vegan food and everything
>>224022854Do your parents or grandparents have tinnitus?
Hi lads quick question are pubs restaurants and such closed during the summer months in the UK?
not a fan of the "you absolute cockwomble" type of insults
>>224022916no
i miss when conspiracies were about the illuminati and bohemian grove and the monster energy logo being satanic
>>224022921you absolute niggermuffin
>>224022921wont be falling for this bait x
>>224022914fucked if I know, they're all dead. dad had hearing loss but not tinnitus I think
>>224022934FART SHRIEKING
>>224022912Women could literally have a guy be their dog for them and spend less money on food with just boy kibble than expensive dog food, and wouldn't even have to cook it if they work. And they would come home to a hot meal (not boy kibble) every day.
>>224022938Damn are you old as fuck as well? Seems lately a big percentage of 4chan users are older gens
>>224022873>>224022875Exactly. For 750k it's a damn good movie, happy about these guys.
>>224022936im being serious
>>224022941wasnt that funny Begone from my sight this instant you groveling monkey
remember flash movies?they were top, thosethey don't make them any moreosama bin laden and that
>>224022930Right so I guess I'm just being lied to by my coworkers then
I'm deathly afraid of having tinnitus.
Saw a meme of a man sitting on the beach saying, "life would be so much easier if rice contained protein"Like why can't you put protein powder on rice? Mix it with greek yogurt and chocolate milk protein powder actually. Ad a snickers bar Man.
>>224022967was that funny to me so there
>>224022942was just saying this down the pub
>>224022955I'm 33, so an ancient gamerworst part about tinnitus is that it only affects me when I'm alone and not doing anything, can't hear it at work or when I'm busy, so now I'm gonna have to change my life around from being a shit in incel freak
...
>>224022990Oh I'm guessing you've tried Reddit fixes like white noise machines? I have a constant static noise in my head but it goes away when I am with people also Do you ever get nightmares like with tinnitus in any way?
Rice Condensed milk, protein powder (chocolate) Protein snickers bar Can of special brew or shandy :)
>>224022981The people who get it are the opposite of people like you. Just by knowing what tinnitus is you're pretty much guaranteeing that you'll take the precautions required to prevent it. I feel bad for people listing to extremely loud music via earphones but what can you do? (besides tell them not to, which I don't do)
im not a fag I never was u can’t be until you’ve actually gone through with it.
>>224022990*screams in your ears*
>>224023022you absolute spunkwaffle
have been blasting black and death metal in my ears nearly every day since I was like 12 (I'm 32 now) and I don't have a trace of tinnitus
>>224023005I just play rain ambience when I'm trying to sleep, but its still loud as fuck at nightstatic is the same as tinnitus too I think just different tone. Nah I don't dream at all anymore, only when I'm hammered on alcohol do I have dreams. think my brains fried, more than usual that is...why do you?
Jalepeño carrot cake and buttermilk
Fucking hell job hunting is grim. 136 applications and not a single thing heard back. When did It become the norm to just be ghosted.
>>224023042walmart pajama person music
>>224023043I'm the opposite to you with alcohol and dreams Do you get dreams with any drugs? Valium perhaps?
>>224022403I always had a bit of tinnitus. But it's gotten a lot louder recentlybut it seems like everyone you ask has it a bit, Isn't tit just normal?
>>224023025*shits in my hand and throws it at you like a chimpanzee*
>>224022934POONIGGERBLEATING
>>224023042not racist or some sort of phobic but i think black metal is usually really boring
>>224022948are those the vents in de_nuke?
I am Tifa Lockhart !!
>>224023063Not really no
>>224023001Not with a 9 year old but some Iranian women are so peng. Sucks that' I'll probably never be with one. >>224023020That's why I use earplugs. I have a DJ friend that has it and another guy that's in a band and they are both miserable. It's like the noise you get after being at a loud techno gig all night but it's forever.>I feel bad for people listing to extremely loud music via earphones but what can you do? (besides tell them not to, which I don't do)Yep, I do tell people before it's too late
feeling truculent
not trying to be funny yeah but I did say gta 6 was going to look like watch dogs 2 I called it many months ago check the archives
>>224023061it just isn't though is it, ringy eared spastic lmao
>>224023073*dolphin dives and catches it in my gob*
Or pregabalin
had a dream where an alien virus impregnated me and then I didn't want to give birth but the aliens teleported the baby out of me. It was a human but had a very tiny face on a normal sized head for some reason
>>224023087lol wee lad me wanted to kiss you right on the vertex
>>224023087can i titfuck your tits
>>224023105
>>224023099that describes half the people herethanks for teaching new word, big word man
>>224023097>Not with a 9 year old but some Iranian women are so peng. Sucks that' I'll probably never be with oneTrieste is full of them bcos university. They are kinda ugly and on the chubby side but have huge tits
>>224023082takes all sorts to make a world, if we all liked the same thing the world would be boring x
>>224023062I don't do prescription meds, never been a fan of them. only ever had end one when I fractured a bone and I mixed it with alcohol. safe to say I will NEVER do that again lmao>>224023063I think like 20% of the population get it at some sort of level
>>224023109How do you know it didn't happen
Watch Dogs mentioned.
good morning you repulsive vile incels
I think my tinitus has been made worse by the cunt I toil next to compulsively making random noises the entire working day every day for years, meaning I have to blast music or want to commit silverside
>>224023121>and on the chubby side but have huge tits
vileslugcord in
>>224023123thats true thats what i always tell people when theyre like why do you go to so many gay porn concerts
good mor-*reads the rest of your post*hmm! well then!*walks away offended*
>>224023124Thanks for the info. Not going to post findings but I'll try to find the old resources for searching up prescription uses
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
Joe Biden sniffing big latina arses
Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of war!
>>224023156i'm gonna fucking kill you you little cunt one of the worst gimmicks ever
>>224023156is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>224023108
>>224023104it really is lol death metal is for niggas that dropped out of school in year 10 to be welders after knocking up their 16 yo gfs not even the tinnitus aussie btw
>>224023139how do you cope with it? I cope by knowing I can kill myself at a moment's notice
anyone got any dopamine to spare?
>>224023174you'll have to catch me first! *runs away*
Never played a video game. Had an Xbox when I was younger but only my brother played it. I just went outside with my mates.
>>224023190Literally does nothing when you "take" it (like injection or tablets)
>>224023108WNBA mfs showing up to work just before having a baby
>>224023185Hasn't been my experience, I meet all sorts at metal concerts.
>>224023109I've had a few dreams of being chased around a spaceship by a Xenomorph after playing alien isolation
visiting my 200 year old nan
>>224023210What's the N stand for
Tonight's kino
>>224023219in the pub?
>>224023201I sat inside all day and would game 10 hours straight after school, I don't play them anymore but my incel ways were definitely cemented there.
>>224023187The tinnitus or the guy? I just always had a bit of tinnitus so it isn't that big of a deal
>>224023230https://vocaroo.com/13CRDL2KTsU3
>>224023239American Evangelical culture is so unappealing to me, very uncanny valley people.
>>224023239fucking screaming at this shite
Slept 2 hours today, fucking hell.Something really funny happened in my dream, woke up laughing and i have been turning around in bed trying to go back to sleep for 2 hours now.
>>224023177thought this was idubbbz from the thumbnail lol
what's happening in the UK lads https://www.youtube.com/shorts/INbHJyVHe3I
>>224023239If god real then why no walk????
>>224023239despite being an AI poster I saw on YT the entire film 1. actually exists and 2. is free doesn't look great
>>224023294Sir Keir Starmer said it best: the British people are the subjects of a very sick, a very twisted experiment.
christian niggas be like yeah there was a bloke back in jesus times called pauly the pedo who raped 5000 kids but he accepted jesus as his lord and saviour so it was all ok in the end :)
>>224023304he works in mysterious ways o algo
Thinking about that old virgin mobile advert where Wyclif Jean signed himself into slavery and was sexually abused
>>224023294should be arrested for impersonating a police officerthat fucking getupshe wants be home, pumped with a baby in her
>>224023315alri brick mate how you been lad?
Thinking about Virgin Cola
>>224023330you're too scared to post these on a friday.
>>224023293Idubz wouldn't last a day in Belfast >>224023314>>224023322What's a PSCO? It's not police right?
>>224023345check back in on friday at 9am
>>224022354Old: https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/224018393#bottomGo to bottom and work upwards. Spam/flooding then advertising. Thank you.
>>224023330this was only funny the first time you posted it and even then it wasn't THAT funny
>>224023350>What's a PSCO? PoliS COsplay
>>224023330>>224023353just not funny is it
>>224023358>>224023370>>224023345hi deegs
>>224023377
>idubbbz mentionedany developed empathy in they 30s man in?
>>224023366lel, I mean what can a 5,5 woman and a little fella like that would even do in case something happens?
>>224023321https://youtu.be/zgocnaG4n0ohttps://youtu.be/uOsYdlKjrOI
>>224023393
I find AI chatbot screenshots to be entertaining and witty
>>224023395they have zero authority, they can only call for the proper police to comebasically irl jannies, and paid about as much
>>224023402scromby
>>224023390I've always been a promising sensitive young man
>>224023402ridiculous
>>224023259the tinnitus, yeah but is yours constant? like 24/7? does it bother you when trying to sleep?
>>224023402>>224023393>>224023381>>224023378Spam retaliation. VPN usage, therefore BE flag = used as avatar.
>>224023425umpige family
>>224023425>the /brit/ gents funneling into the new
>>224023410>basically irl jannies, and paid about as muchlel
>>224023230national
>see thiswhat do?
Your mum gets BLACKED and you want to get BLACKED too
>>224023445>>224023452
>>224023452no nothat's not true at all
big day at york for the start of the ebor festival after yesterday's bookie bashing. got them on the ropes
>>224023425the lads
>>224023458s
A simulacrum of Bradley Walsh
what if god was one of usjust a neek like one of us
>>224023445Normally post MADE FOR BBC but she's actually fit enough so nahSomething is coming and it's not that boom bada boom bada boom boom boom as she walk down the hallway
>>224023431youre the mummy pig im the daddy pig
>>224023461Man I want to visit York again so much
>>224023461THIS IS THE WAY TO BASH THE BOOKIES
>>224023478ummypig
>>224023479lovely place, been thinking about another trip there myself
>>224023458Screaming at this
If you left nothing of value would be lost. Get a clue
Bookies heemed me when I stuck a monkey on Gabriel Abonglahor to score a brace
That's it I am uninstalling 4chan, I hate that people can just be mean to me online.
>>224023495slammypig
akinator is the most powerful being ever created
>>224023458I'm only 1/4 Indian actually
>>224023507you'd miss my rubyposts and you know it
>>224023518is your character a vile slug of a man?
>>224023518Hasn't worked in a decade, it's polluted by e-celebs now
Just stuck a bag of sand on Albion to win the lot
>>224023529Lesbian
>>224023508don't understand a word of this
>>224023529wish she was my gf
>>224023541*were, hypothetical, subjunctive roobs
>>224023529looks like a male 1970s american show host with a tan and a receding hairline from the thumbnail
>>224023504yeah good people, hospitable and good foodthinking about the steak pies at least once a month
watched a few gym reels on ig and theyre all on steroids, not very motivating!
>>224023529>cotton shirt under a knitted woollen jumper during the hottest heatwave of the yearvery clever. this is why the NHS is at breaking point. because british people choose form over function time and time again.
might move to bulgaria
>>224023569bulgarian women are fit
>>224023540gabriel agbonlahor was an ex footballer who played as a striker for aston villa. he was fucking shit and scored less than a hundred goals in his entire careera brace in football is when a player scores two goals in one gamea monkey is slang for £500
>>224023563they all have that sam hyde trt beetroot face too its grim as fuck
Rorkeville, FL
>sup rorke
>>224023580and what about the other words, remember he said he didn't understand a word of it so explain all the others too
Admiring my skinnyfat body in the mirror
>bringing up sam hyde out of nowhereohhh quentin is on an australian flag nowhi scobes!
>>224023598
>>224023585was looking for transformation progress vids and they all become the most jacked man alive after a few months, everyone in the comments saying theyre on steroids and they always reply no im natural!just wanted to see what heights an incel like me could reach
>>224023607paw of the forbidden one
real oldfags know that 4chan was left libertarian before stormfront raids and election tourists complety fucked up the site irrevocably
>>224023605those are the key terms, the rest can be figured out through context
>>224023631what was that like?
>>224023631you'll be left with a broken jaw if you dont pipe down sunshine
>>224023616quite a mentally ill post
>>224023613are you normal from the front but fat from the side? that's what i am
>>224023616it is deeply sad when you realise he just wants to be the /lit/ version of sam hyde lol
>>224023631Reddit started off as right libertarian but it went the other way
>>224023631no one cares lil bro go to reddit if you don't like it
>>224023578trvke
old fags?you mean like phillip schofield?
>>224023641I don't mean this in a critical way but the site was genuinely quite reddit, just without reddits moderation.
>>224023616deeply insulted you think im anything like that tryhard balding spastic ill strangle you
Never heard of this Sam hyde man myself.
Test
>>224023671old 4chan screenshots are so fucking gay and cringe to read nowadays lol it really was just reddit with slightly more child porn wasnt it
>>224023654>lil bromy sheer physical presence would mog you so hard your lips would quiver
here they are then. the lads
i remember when obama got elected and they were quite happy over on /b/ which is the only board i visited then
>>224023698get them pulverised with baseball bats
>>224023698she loves big black cat
people really don't remember that EVERYONE hated republicans back then and for good reasonbeing right wing in any way was considered the height of cringe
>>224023698rorke the cat be like: they just good friends
>>224023698Both need to be put on a diet. Tubby tabbies
Reminder to perform your civic duty in the old (bottom) before we move on to the new
>>224023725nigga you need help
>>224023726it's coming back, they are very cringe, both sides are cringe
>>224023746>>224023746>>224023746
>>224023698black pussy CHANGED rorkeberg
>>224023745you're not wrong there
>>224023739He got mind raped by Jews on the internet
