>>224023746cute
>>224023746>*hiss*
Your mom got BLACKED and you want to be BLACKED too
>>224023746some soulless chink took this cute cat photo and had to put on some spasticated eye filter to make it look deformed enough for the flatfaced chinese tiktok audience
>>224023771
MouseGOD
>>224023750Hope the next cycle people remember this, and thanks to the internet everything is documented this time.
>>224023785delete this image please only berge images allowed itt
>>224023774normal people: thats a cute cat!
Wifeberg got the hump with me because she has to get everyone ready in the morning and it's like, well you've raised the kids to rely on you for everything. Stop fucking mollycoddling them and tell them to sort themselves out in the morning but then this is an attack and criticism of her parenting style which puts her in the huff so I don't know what to do, just can't fucking win
>>224023792
>>224023807>Wifeberg got the humpWe know
>>224023807reckon shes ever been blackified
>>224023807would give myself sids if i found out my dad was a /brit/poster
MVG (Most Valuable Goy)
chinese cats have a certain look to them and eastern european cats also have a certain look like they have slightly longer fur and pointier eyes
i am chicken!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!
once had a wank to the sound of my flatmate getting shagged in the next room. probably the most cucked thing i've done.
>>224023812sc
12th cousins share a set of 11th-great-grandparents—meaning their nearest shared ancestors lived 13 generations ago (roughly 350 to 450 years back).When people talk about 12th cousins as the "balance point" or boundary of inbreeding, they are referring to genetic dissimilarity and biological risk:Zero Genetic Footprint: By the 12th-cousin level, the chance of inheriting a matching DNA segment from those shared ancestors drops to practically zero (< 0.0001\%). You share no more DNA with a 12th cousin than you do with a completely random person off the street. Inbreeding Risk Disappears Far Earlier: The biological risks of inbreeding (like inheriting matching recessive gene mutations) disappear by 4th or 5th cousins. Labeling 12th cousins as the "balance" simply means it is the point where a blood connection blends completely into the background population's genetic baseline. Is Everyone a 12th Cousin?Within any regional or ethnic group, yes—almost universally.This happens because of pedigree collapse:
>>224023860bloodclart
Tim's brother is going to see him today. I wonder if we'll get to see what he looks like
>>224023860was it a blackification event
paki baskingyou don't see that much any more, do you
>>224023859That reply was so cold I think about it constantly
>>224023868if you can stand talking to chatgpt for more than 5 minutes or think anything its ever said is interesting enough to repost you need to be slain
>>224023423If i try and focus on it then it's always there but I don't think about it and it gets tuned outI need to listen to things to go to sleep anyway or I just stay awake and 20 mins in my mind has whipped itself into a frenzy about some shit or another like existential doom, or no gf, or why a certain thing was embarrassing
>>224023846chinese cats are always that round headed flatfaced breed its offputting as hell once you notice itbug brains cant stand having an animal that doesnt look exactly like them
reckon I'd be a great husband to Ruby. make her tea and scones while she reads and yammers on to me about shit that I don't care about, but she's cute so I listen regardlessahhh... but it's not destined to be
Cousin fucking you don't see that much any more, do you
>>224023885This is doing rounds in the Facebook group chat
>>224023901i see it every family get together
>paki basking
>>224023907saw it on the 'cord
>>224023860Was she fit?Was she loud?
>>2240238874th cousins share a set of 3rd-great-grandparents (your great-great-great-grandparents). You sit on the same generation level, but your family branches separated five generations ago.The average person has been 800 and 3000 loving 4th cousins
>>224023887ai may be steadily eroding the social fabric of society but at least it makes it easier to figure out who's a soulless flesh golem and who isn't
>>224023885cant believe he didnt immediately stop all the boats. what a failure
>>224023894calm down
a wholesome /brit/
>>224023936:)
>>224023931im PERFECTLY FUCKING CALM CUNT
>>224023936I've got some hole for you*unzips arse*
>>224023901bizarre thing to say considering how many muslims we have here. open your eyes a bit mate
you are ladyno, im lady boy!
>>224023942i love all the kitties
Here's the last prompt response from this 5 minutes of AI:A double cousin (most commonly a double first cousin) occurs when two siblings from one family have children with two siblings from another family—for example, two brothers marrying two sisters.Because both parents from Family A are related to both parents from Family B, their children share both sets of grandparents instead of just one.Shared DNA ComparisonDouble first cousins share roughly 25% of their DNA on average—exactly twice as much as standard first cousins (12.5%).Two-Sided Connection: Regular cousins are related on only one side of your family tree (either your mother's or father's side). Double cousins are related through both sides simultaneously.Genetically Like Half-Siblings: Standard commercial DNA tests (like Ancestry or 23andMe) cannot distinguish between a half-sibling and a double first cousin solely by total DNA percentage, as both share around 25% of their genetic code.The Identical Twin Exception: If a set of identical twin brothers marries a set of identical twin sisters, their children are legally double first cousins, but genetically they share 50% DNA—making them genetically equivalent to full siblings.
strip clubs are so grim
>>224023944that's me on the right then (the rabbit) and on the left well that would be the hypothetical 46 year old GF
slurping down boiled stardew junimos
Cats are vermin that kill billions of birds but they're cutesy wootsey!!DIE! DIE! DIE!
On that third cup of tea team. Informed toil I will be in later. 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm shift
>>224023982Thats me in the cornerThat's me in the spotlightLosing my religion
>>224023970the only reply you got on your last ai post was telling you to fuck off but you're still at it how fucking autistic are you
>>224023973fat bastard
Me on the right lmaoNo. Me on the left
>>224023966thats good the bergs love you too
Media has memoryholed Jason Arday
>>224024004>Here's my last post of ...Focusing on the wrong things
>>224024004its heathermong hes too autistic to post normally so just does shit like this that gets him attention, samefags politics arguments until the whole threads talking about it, etc
just saw a screencap of a post I made on /tg/ back in 2014 posted on Redditthoroughly discombobulating experience
just got an inskippable 1 minute 30 second ad on a 2 second video on yt>tell them not us hurr durrFUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!
>>224024037>my ancestor :)
>>224024034It's not but yeah And I guess he does do that
weird discombobulating feeling when a song you think was sung by a man was actually a woman or vice versa
>>224024033>Focusing on the wrong thingsstory of your entire useless spastic virgin life
my life a bollywood musical
>>224024042Bruv doesn't know about adblock
>>224024052wasted your entire life award
>>224024037curiousberg
I've been studying the ways of Elliot Rodger and I will make the gf havers pay for their insolence
just got discombobulated in netto
leftypol playing enter the gungeon rorke playing nuclear throne
>>224024079just told the poowong police about this post
>>224024068need to check out some of these new bollywood movies coming out that look weirdly decent, cant be worse than marvel movies
>>224024042Use an ad blocker mong
>>224024065wheres the indian being turned into red mist and chunks of viscera
I no longer appreciate the baby/family starter advertisements. It's a bit cucked for me to be getting those if it is the other thing then isn't it Don't care about that thing but this is freaky if it is true
>>224024055Me when I first heard The Silversun Pickups
>>224024071>>224024093I like having things to complain about
>>224024079yes, destroy the sexmen
wow perfect weather suddenly! im going out to get a gf
>>224023999ever consider doing amateur porn?
>>224024105this is why your nation is the way it is
>>224024079Elliot Rodger got 2+ girlfriends (or wives) in the afterlife with psycho women idolising him, but I do not have even 1 gf (or wife) and yes, I'll take 2 aha
Former MP for Leicester East
>>224024105Already plenty to complain about without adding fake reasons on top don't you think?
Summer's over. No memories made. No bonds formed. No days enjoyed. Wasted it entirely. Autumn will be my comeback season.
leftypol having to go home empty handed when buying an anniversary present at the last minute after searching in vain for a gift that is sustainable and vegan and I already know this is a tedious post that won't get a single sc im sorry im just not that funny
Blackification Event in progress
>>224024139its ok petal x
saw this reddit post about an old rape murder that got solved and all the women in the comments were shocked that the murderer was an attractive muscular well put together guy, and were randomly blaming incels which couldnt rape a fly irl these womenfolk man..
I would go out and search for a gf today because my break is over but instead I have to sit here and save more porn. The other day I got a giant nigress with insane proportions getting fucked by a skinny fat white guy. Lmao that character is me! LITERALLY it is
>>224024139sc
>>224024123not shaggable I reckon
>saw this reddit post aboutstopped reading there
>>224024149hate them so fucking much
Sucking the meat juice off my fufu with my big black Nigerian lips
>>224024161its a really good post so go finish it ok
>>224024183shut it blacky
whoa...
>>224024196wtf
Autumn has officially begun. No more scorching, blazing heat, just comfortable rain, some storms, low temperatures, dark nights. It's time to dust off the raincoat, maybe wear a slightly thicker shirt. It's time to gain a clue.
>>224024163always funny when you get a post rightfully calling women a bit silly and the stunted rapist types like you instantly overreact lol
Do you have funyuns in Britain?
>>224024163dont hate them just bewildered at themthey recognize that men are giga rapists but their survival skills are so poorly tuned that they all get raped anyway
>>224024197Sir Stanley Kubrick
>>224024174Alri Kemi Badenoch
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
The number of possible shuffle combinations in a standard deck of 52 playing cards is so astronomically high that if you divided it by 1 quadrillion, then divided that number by 1 quadrillion, then divided that number by 1 quadrillion, then that number would also be an astronomically large number.
>>224024197Isn't it mad how a guy like this would never get to be an actor today? Not some baby-faced permanent or roided up muscle man but just a guy with a normal guy face
This is a fascinating chart because it’s not really an opinion poll, it’s a “how in tune are you with the financial reality of the country” pop quiz. There’s a mathematically correct answer here and unsurprisingly, it’s the Greens and Labour who are furthest from it.
time to lift weights ta ta
>>224024151Wonder if migrants that do the rapearoonie get called incels
>>224024227Dont care
>>224024214sounds too much like bunions
>>224024205mad how the thunderstorm is completely localised around northern ireland like that
>>224024214i reckon i could find them in a dodgy shop
>>224024238Just shut up man
>>224024211>>224024217sorry im just highly agreeable and thought thats the reply that was wantedi actually think that women are lovely
did the sperg post the graph
>>224024227(((52*52)^52)/1^1qd)/1^1qd)/1^1qd maybe If that's true then maybe you can do (1*1)^52)^52) then divide by the uhh the inverse square root yeah
>>224024224fucking lush
>>224024214We have something like this here with different flavours
I don't even enjoy video games anymore. I just turn the console one, stare at the screen for a minute then get an overwhelming feeling of dread that I'm wasting my life and then I turn it off and browse brit
love my elitebook
>>224024243I joke but I wouldn't actually rape someone and I'm not an immigrant
>>224024255Fuck off Bruce did I ask for you to reply?
i bet the same order of cards have been shuffled more than once though
>>224024302no they haven't
>>224024320bet they have
>>224024316yh
Need Emma Watson to drop dookie in my mouth.
shoving lego up my cock
reminder that jack nicholson defended that white child raping jew roman polanski
watching my mom go black
pissing on the cat
I wish an attractive woman would rape me
>>224024332need you to shut the fuck up
>>224024342defended how?
Let x = (1qd)^1qd - (1qd^1qd) - theta (1*1^52)^52 * x (1^52)^52 / x * 12^52 * x = the final solution
>>224024344get off the computer
>>224024290>verwhelming feeling of dread that I'm wasting my lifeget up and do something lad >>224024294yeah of course, even the the though of having sex with a girl that's not really into it sucks
>>224024370*starts fuckin you*
>>224024355google it
porn damaged freak
>>224024391*moans and cums*
>>224024395shant
>>224024367x = (theta ^ 1qd) * n2^52 / ^x - nI gave it my best shot
>>224024372it's currently 8:33pm so I can't unfortunately
Computer. Generate pomni digital circus and fill her bladder to 150% capacity and Transform me into a toilet. Disengage safety protocols and run program
>>224024367>2^52 * x = the final solution
one of these aussies could be the gay porn aussiemad to think
Just measured my heart rate 68That alright with you de lads?
(2)^52 / n^qdLog n(2^52) actually probably
I like the Asian ladies..
>>224024431:)
Smell the stink
>>224024432pretty good yeah
>>224024432mine's 59. do better
leftypol putting on frankie teardrop at a family parry because its situationist o algo
>>224024451first shaggable pic of her that I've seen but that's cause it looks she has a big arse here, this is a visual illusion
>a family parrywhat i had to do when dadberg came home druk
>>224024442
>>2240244392^52 / n^x - x * -1Log(x) 2^52 ---2^52 / (x)^n(n is theta)
>>224024476That song is nuts but the other songs on that album are quite catchyhttps://youtu.be/3L7PhuW3o-w
>>224024507yeah it's a good album imo
leftypol: blame it on the bankersrasheed: blame it on the kafirsrorke: blame it on the niggersme: blame it on the poogie!
Forget it, Rorke. It's /brit/ town.
>>224024505>2^52 / (x)^n(2)^52 + n / (x)^n-n Let n = 1 and theta be n. Now both sides are just +1
>>224024534scweam
>>224024534OW
michael jackson songs are all gigachoons its a shame about the whole gay pedophile side of things
>>224024476can't listen to it because the drumming makes me feel ill. i'm very sensitive you see
>>224024504Arr number rook same
quitting caffeine and energy drinks has got my brain on a maddening headache arc
one of the most subtly brutal memes of all time?
Emma after sucking me.
>>224024597scream
Putting that shit into AI
>>224024597Quirk chugnus girls smell bad
>>224024599in a few short years youre going to be one of those 65 year old bachelors with pornfried brains in pornhub comment sections saying shit like "your so sexey babey"
>>224024625S
>>224024592don't worry that only lasts a month or so
hello anglos how are you doing how is your summer going
currently listening to this frankie teardrop song that you lot have mentionednot that bad so faroh wait that scream just made me shit myself fucking LOL
>>224024625>saying shit like "your so sexey babey"I'm not a jeet so I highly doubt I'll be saying that.
52! \approx 8.0658 \times 10^{67} \quad (\text{roughly } 80 \text{ unvigintillion})Kek I'm an unvigintillion
>>224024633its winter mate
>>224024599might watch Harry Potter series again
>>224024644scrweam
>>224024442https://youtu.be/Vi8qFdhtggA
dry scooping cum to increase test levels
I'm sick of your incessant bleating about logarithms and angles, neither of which have anything to do with this problem, so I am going to put you out of your misery.The number of distinct shuffles of a deck of playing cards is 52! (52 factorial i.e 52 x 51 x 50 x ... x 2 x 1). The poster suggested dividing by 3 quadrillion 3 separate times thus the answer is:( 52! ) / (3 quadrillion)^3
>>224024650you have the brain of an indian
>>224024650So weird to see you post things that aren't Emma Watson poop
my mates nan had to go to a&e when that phone alarm played, got racing heart and chest painsshe was fine thoughfucking terrified me badly enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lbzUUXj0kis this the best radio headfor me yes
maths beyond like 10 + 7 = 17 might as well be a foreign language to me
>>224024693Yes, by FAR their best album
is edinburgh fringe any goodanyone been?seems woke this year
>>224024693I just got into Radiohead the last year, was kind of saving them or some reason. This is a good one, still haven't gone through most of their catalogue.
I'm not a gay porn starI'm a black star
>>22402470710 + 8 is going to blow your mind
>>224024745This world is doomed.
>>224024745we gotta start raping these dudes
The Benders more like
mad how people say aliens don’t exist but if you watch the night sky for 30 mins every night you’ll see something weird in less than a month
>>224024745The only time I cried during a movie was when I saw Borat the first time.
There is no integer solution to n! = 7. * Integer Factorials: * * Because 7 falls between 6 and 24, no whole number satisfies the equation. * Real Numbers (Gamma Function): If extended to real numbers using the Gamma function—where n! = \Gamma(n+1)—the approximate real solution is:Woah gamma and pi Is 7
>>224024767india W
>>224024766scr
>>224024767Shit comes out of that.
>>224024767looks like my ex who was a fresh spanish immigrant and hadn't figured out the pecking order in british culture. she promptly left me for a deano (i still wank to her facebook pictures)
>>224024767need my face in that
Scrying
>>224024780top 3 laugh cries in me life
>>224024771you see a lovely thick jiggly arse and your first thought is of indian men nigga you are GAY
>>224024765i aint got time for that nigga
>>224024810fuck off
>>224024785>Left her country >Left her manJust keep changing things around it'll work out >It worked out Ok? So? Doesn't prove your point
>>224024810why are they not white but hispanic?
>>224024810real life chungus would be much fatter than thisShe's a solid 8/10 here.
>>224024807india W
>>224024810I'd help her live out her w**** fantasies
>>224024827not sure what you mean
>>224024765those things in the sky are called satellites you retard
Leftovers for lunch today lads
What about super hot girls that larp as chungus and want to be part of the gang - it's cringe but you can actually smash
>>224024810Would fuck her and her mom and... Her kid (when it's 18) Get the ball rolling One has to imagine a 100% match double cousin, when you fuck her mom's cousin and
A retired Australian reverend found 42 supernovae with this telescopeYou're lucky to find ONE as a scientist.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Evans_(astronomer)
>>224024856I would completely devour that, I'm so hungry but have nothing in my fridge.
>>224024765there are sites and apps that can identify moving lights you see in the sky they're always just satellites and space stations
Chungus sistercousin once removed being moms daughter and tje mother's cousins kid
>>224024873I'm not watching the night s>>224024879ky for 30 minutes man Unless I'm out standing in my field ehe~
For me it's genuinely autistic staceys who special interest is Barbie and seem mostly normal until they tell you about how they got banned from mainstream school for biting the other kids
>>224024879was just saying this down the padded cell in a strait jacket
>>224024854ik nigga i see 100 satellites every night, also seen a light with the same magnitude as a satellite do a complete 180 and shoot off
>>224024893Toby
>>224024894what about horse girls?they'd ride the knob off you
Toby. He's here.
>>224024895actual scream
>>224024899eye floater
How many double cousins in Japanese horse racing? I'm pretty sure special week is kitanasaan blacks cousinnephew
butty shop today for lunch methinksyes... butty shop
Is Edinburgh Fringe festival any good?
90 pages into things fall apartFor a 150 page book there certainly is a slow pace and a lot of fillerThey're still bringing up yams every 2 sentencesNot impressed
>>224024916alien bastard i will find you
Agnes Tachyon & Agnes Flight: Full-brother classic winners (Sunday Silence \times Agnes Flora) whose simultaneous stud careers produced numerous double-cousin and three-quarter sibling pairings across Japanese farms.Based I thought it was going to be illegal at first. Based tachyonBased AI. Thank you 2026
>>224024936Always looked like that Ian fella
When shall we get to the next whiskey bar
>>224024951aoiaoia oiiioaa oia faggot ioiaoia
thinking about licking my cousin's (female) arse after a full game of tennis in the summer
>>224024940if you have mates and or a girlfriend to go with then yeahalone? no
someone made a wall of shamenotice anything
>>224024950How is it taking you this long to read it?I read it in a single sitting you illiterate monkey
my goon cock stinks
>>224024967same but my sister
>>224024967I have sent texts like "Don't shower after the gym"
need to go to the supermarket to purchase eggs
>>224024940yeah mate, it's brilliant
>>224024950*Slaughters you with no warning*
I still don't get family trees baka
>>224024971no with wife
>>224024993careful they're not the imported ones
>>224024992
>>224024992yeah to your da
>>224024975You not allowed to put stuff in that bin or are they all just chucking it next to it?
>>224024975corr love a bit of late night dumping myself
>>224024940It's probably cringe now since all the comedy in the UK has been neutered.Would like to go and see Jerry Sadowitz
>>224024975Yeah these fags are calling someone out for looking for a bin more than once and dropping their trash when there wasn't one
Indian woman presenting at work. doing my head in
Yep, test cricket is back.
>>224025011That turns out to be not real unfortunately :( >>224025013wtf does "your da" mean
Chinese people are NOTORIOUS for littering.When the uni year ends and the Chins students have to go back to China, the streets are filled with luggage, pens, books and noodlesThey don't understand the concept of bins
/brit/
hello?
what even is a quadrillion
bro always talmbout sum hello
>>224025034she keeps saying ok multiple times a sentence. i cba
gay little kitties going mrrp mrrrp
>>224025085grown ass man
>>224025082it's a crippled trillion
>Indian woman presentingmoni
>>224025094thinks he adele
Good nighty ight
I noticed the other day on my walk that there's so much rubbish on the side of the roads. Usually I just walk around the village but as you get further towards the town there's just more and more shit. Never noticed the small bits when driving, but it's quite disgusting. Was never like that when I younger. Maybe I'll volunteer to pick some up but I probably won't, feels like a sisyphean task.
new like a train on time...>>224025112>>224025112>>224025112
>>224025123>>224025123>>224025123
>>224025082Just going to make stuff upMillion (M as in the Roman numerals or seen in Methyl (2) as well. Ethyl is (1).) Billion B is the second letter ehe TRIllion (3)QUADrillion (4)1,444,444,444,444,444
Oh BIllion is maybe 2 Like SEXtollion is 6 or 7 ehe
>>224024980I have a job and friends so I'm only sitting down for 20-30 minute stintsNot something you can relate to I understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU8V1UQYi1E
