Spoonfulls edition
begging for money and playing wwe champions
Rob Ager doxxed Cineranter because he disagreed that The Godfather was a bad movie loooI
>>224037168He said his real name, which is publicly available information.
might shave my head
little baby fawn running around a forest
Old Ager doxxed sillywanker
it is crazy the amount of gay fellas that congregate in /brit/ though
Heathermong was always playing second or third fiddle to mousey or Spaino when they were here. The fact he is now the main personality of the general is not an indictment of his own quality but rather how the standards of /Brit/ have fallen to allow him to become the leading personality
>>224037234>>224037234>>224037234actual non-early newhe even deleted the original link so he wouldn't get banned for spammingstop using early dogshit jf news spastic
fit wine aunt energy
>>224037262want to play willy dollys with me?
>>224037283its not that deep
>>224037249most of us just have agp or cock fetishes, doesn't mean we aren't all straight in real life
Who was the tranny with the big lips that used to get posted when someone said "yh"
well it might help me so stop trying to discourage me from seeking help which you should know is already extremely hard for me
>>224037319michelle alter
>>224037325Mousey esque post
>>224037325tell you what else is extremely hard for you
>>224037336Wasn't her no
>>224037262I run /brit/My truth nukes make the general quake The resident rightoids and j*ws squeal when i present the truth In time you will come to appreciate me but for now i am fine with being resented
>>224037304tranny fetishes can probably be fixed by taking a break from the internet i reckon
bizarre gimmick https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/michelle%20alter
>>224037373
>>224037389That's herNAME????
>>224037421michelle alter
>>224037410shut up you smelly chav
pondering a wank but preemptively disheartened by only having /gif/ and raw google image results for my material. deeply miss being able to just search what I want.
>>224039052>googlebizarre lie
nah these YouTube ads on TV are fucking crazy minute long unskippable
>>224039052vpns exist for this
>>224037089It's called Nesquik>He got FUCKING Nesquick!
>>224039281get the 'top out and use a hdmi
sir michelle alter
I'm usually the cold, collected one in my group who everyone knows is a complete badass.
went to a club with a gay mate, he had a bag and they would have Iet him in if he would let the bouncers look inside of it but he just refused and left insteadbit weird really
>>224039052you retvrned to tradition typing boobs into google images
I NEVER WOULDA DREAMED IN A MILLION YEARS I'D SEESO MANY MOTHERFUCKIN' PEOPLE WHO FEEL LIKE MEWHO SHARE THE SAME VIEWS AND THE SAME EXACT BELIEFSIT'S LIKE A FUCKIN' ARMY MARCHIN' IN BACK OF MESO MANY LIVES I TOUCHED, SO MUCH ANGER AIMEDIN NO PARTICULAR DIRECTION, JUST SPRAYS AND SPRAYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxpeKhbeLm0
>>224039381um based?
"based catberg" has irreversibly entered my daily lexicon
found my earplugsfuck im a bit more chilled out nowcorr blimeybit autistic mefew days without noise cancellation and i was going bonkersfuck this feels so fucking good FUCK
PROFESSOR
Helper drunk and gaped what a night x
getting made in the woke mafia by pricking your willy and rubbing the burning image of saint george floyd in your hands
gymnastics and that
>>224039434
>>224039426she's getting a little mental lately
mental how much this happened
>>224039471holy boomer meme
real new>>>/x/42834511>>>/x/42834511>>>/x/42834511
Got ADHD lass on that cool down period. I think I'll respond to her last message tomorrow morning. Let her sleep on it x
aaron bastani practically bursting into tears apologising for talking about arday now
>>224039490if you say that everything is bullshit do they just accuse you of being an alien
Found where yer da lives
>>224039438absolute sex kitten
why would anyone on /brit/ watch the end of the tour? mental that
>>224039490don't think any of that stuff happenedreckon they're making it all up
>>224039468looks fine to me
>>224039386Probably had drugs in it
>>224039490has blud considered he's dreaming
ellie kildunne sex wig
>The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are planning to move back to the UK, the BBC understands.>As first reported by the Daily Telegraph,, external Prince Harry and Meghan intend to relocate from the US later this month to a private, non-royal residence outside of London. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ey03z9d1oIT'S HAPPENING!!!!
GaperLad the UK Rosebud x
>>224039509Wonder if she found out you was a racist?
>>224039538actually pretty far from mental when you think about it
>>224039569she looks like a woman
the lottery is just a honeypot to catch time travellers
GaperLad the UK GAPIST x
>>224039570Are they off to Bransholme?
Some lad going for a Full English with his gfhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/o0muF17lnbQ
>>224039570maybe Meghan can post here ok...
>>224039595ohhh
>>224039595never thought of that but yeah it makes sense
>>224039605They are moving to Godric's Hollow
>>224039616right well that's a hijabi with a gigantic phallus and peng tits isn't it
>>224039595All you have to do is win the euro millions once and not be greedy and stupid. Winning 100 million pounds is s a life changing amount of money.
(8) wanna walk me home? (8)
>>224039611that's you isn't it?
>>224039569who's this?
The twolls want war x
FINALLY THE PRINCE HAS COME BACK................................................................................HOME
>>224039569looks like ozzy osbourne
We lost Jason Arday but we gained Meghan :-)
>>224039632Wogdick's Swallowed
https://youtu.be/3JJsq0GbpPg
The idea of his kids having yank accents was a bridge too far even for cuck Harry
>>224039659oh my dayscomplete face-blindness
>>224039659No
>>224039651hope the plane falls out of the sky across the atlantic
>>224039569yeah i'd fuck her
>>224039651who caresirrelevant talentless people
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are planning to move back to Britain, The Telegraph can reveal.The family intends to relocate from the US later this month to a private, non-royal residence thought to be outside London.Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, the couple’s children, are enrolled to start at a British school in September.
>>224039651 is a Scouser just catching up on the OLDs >>224039570
HRH Nigel Marven
>>224039707looks like ozzy osbourne
my average heart rate is slower than most, that much i know
>>224039638im an incel
90% of life is autopilot
Now he's replying to everything saying it looks like Ozzy Osbourne to try and play it off as a gimmick. IT WASN'T
>>224039659why do you think Ozzy Osbourne is
I thought 4 small slices of wholemeal bread with butter and jam would suffice me but it has notI require more sustenance I'm breaking open the chocolate biscuits
>>224039733ok
>>224039717the ash ketchum of dinosaurs as it were
afghan MILF gf
i post pictures of cis women and say they are trand to arouse rorke and end his transphobia
Wild Slovakia 2 with Nigel Marven (2026)
>>224039734it actually wasyou missed the thread
trand
>>224039758looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224039509Didn't she cancel on you?
>>224039595the so-called idiot tax
>>224039745DYEL
>>224039755brooo i fucking lost it this isn't happening
>>224039717looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224039707it seems that is a horse
cant stop listening to talksportdont even care about sport very much
>>224039708deport
>trand
>>224039595This could definitely be an element of a sci-fi book
>>224039790looks like ozzy osbourne
ALEXAALEXAALEXAOPEN /BRIT/ AND POST BRADLEY WALSH 193
>>224039779one of the more crippling addictions
>>224039708these two freaks actually tried to get the canadian government to buy them a house
looks like ozzy osbourne farted on it
30 is the new 20 as they say aha
>>224039573just doesn't happen. someone would have to read dfw first.
got the talk talk on
>>224039804no harm in asking is there
>>224039758got that ugly semite nose innit
Family Picture
>>224039825Yosemite Sam
what's this about Prince Harry coming back to /brit/
>>224039810looks like ozzy osbourne
put too much water in this pre-workout so now idk i either waste half of it or drink a lot in a short space of time. maybe the hardest decision anyone's ever had to make
BREAKINGjason arday has returned to britain from heaven and he is "on a mission"
it was a draw with the bookies today but don't worry they're getting bashed again tomorrow
>>224039813dfw's whole criticism of irony seems so quaint nownot sure he'd look at america in 2026 and see irony as the main issue
Rorke running around in his smelly incel bedroom doing skids on his knees with crazy frog playing on Alexa
>>224039854his biggest ruse yet
>>224039811
>pre-workouta waste of time with no measurable difference
jason arday for tea
>>224039832mad that naomi watts became a film starshe looks like any middle class english mum
wot they eat
*relaxes*
>>224039890Says right there
BREAKINGpoo
BREAKINGblack sabbath to reform with jason arday as frontman
the idea that you can just take a pill and suddenly feel good without resolving your life's problems... think the second lady here is correct
they hate us when we’re ‘ghetto’they hate us when we’re ‘educated’white people will always hate black folks, and invent any excuse to
Match of the Day on its last legs crisis talks as Pundits don't want to bother doing it any more Meanwhile Gary Linekar's podcast The Rest Is Football just got a Netflix deal worth £20 millionGary Eats, Gary Eats the lot
>>224039832
>>224039905looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224039841you planning to be awake until 6am
>>224039908(s)he cute
got long covid
ummhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786858095457097.webm
>>224039832>5ft11>size 9 shoeseven when they've been starved since a child they still manage to come out with hyperborean skeletons
>>224039896looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224039916i threw half of it away so i'll be in bed by 3
>>224039902it's called ecstasy lol
>>224039902taking antidepressants is absolute slaveryimagine being so cowed to jewish psychiatry
Ah fuck.
>>224039908Physically reminds one of the late singer, Ozzy Osborne
>>224039905match of the day, soccer saturday, football focus. we all know what happened but they can't admit it so they just have to die
>>224039943dead now of course
bet they have some sus sex (harry gets pegged)
Need to abolish the monarchy, don't care about muh harry and meghan or any of the other paedophiles
>>224039921what's she doing
rorke being pumped full of estrogen and sent to a migrant camp to reduce the sex crime rate
>>224039863his main criticism was instant gratification, and he predicted that porn and entertainment would become a massive problem by 2020. he was completely right. in infinite jest he even predicted filters and tiktok type shit.
>>224039953yes yes and i suppose they're all blood drinking satanists too aren't they?zip it prole
>>224039967putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
imagine if he was australianhe'd be ozzy osborne
>>224039953ah yes because your "elected" paedophiles are so much better>um y-yeah because we can get rid of them!no you can't
>>224039952
>>224039981Behave
>>224039967they so called gay porn dance
rorkestral maneuvres in the arse
BREAKINGPrince Harry storms Buckingham Palace with Loyalist militant groups and declares himself King of the United Kingdom and declares military curfew in London
>>224039988ozzy
>>224039978nigga acting like he isn’t a prole
suck cock on the dailyblack niggas like me who live in the hoodyeah we know what's goodso we suck on the dailyon the dailysuck cock on the daillyoh baby
Hopefully they don't try anything and get uppity and just stay in their lane. Just please be quiet.
OH MY GOODNESS!https://youtu.be/3X1pBdaJBjo?t=2014
the gay porn phase of nofap is hitting me hard rn
>>224039999c-checked
mad how rorkes dad died then his mum married a trans woman and then his mum died so rorke has been raised by a trans woman
>>224040011I want something! (Attention)
>>224037089I never had friends in the last 2 years of highschool but I befriended geese and it got to the point we're they would chill with me even if I didn't feed them food but after 3 generations they would let me hold their babies and pet them. It got to the point they would follow me to class and wait for me to leave
>>224039755free my nigga bossman
>>224040003and let me guess you're a real revolutionary? a che guevara sort of character, yes? how exciting
a'm black i am
if the royal family is so bad then why do they have hundreds of loyal servants who adore themcheckmate leftyrorke
>>224040016>those BBFsomg...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA
they like to move it move it...until there're not!
>>224039755dude!!! DUUUDEEE!!!
just had a wankfeel a bit better now goodnight lads x
>>224039988lovely
>>224040016ideally one would have an intimidating wife like this but then have sex with young cute mistresses
>>224040062looks like my ex wife
>>224039896like a roman emperor
cory chase drinking wee
>>224040062uh yeah mbongo you can uhhh take this one yeah...
>>224040062cockberg is liking this, hes liking this a lot even thought headberg is screaming at him that he shouldnt
>>224040089explain this thenwhy are fat women so boner inducingbut also repulsivewhile thin women are lovely but not as fuckable
looks like our boy homer forgot marge's birthday LMAO
>>224040026
>>224040089
his penis is jewish
do you like my viaduct it connects withered wasteland to sparkling skylands :)
>>224039976so did huxley in the 30's and neil postman in the 80'sdfw's contribution was the new sincerity stuff and thats what hasnt aged well
>>224040116yeah, to get away from it
>>224040032cute if true
every other 10 posts someone posts a half naked woman
>>224040147this connects withered wasteland to sparkling skylands?
>>224040147cockmogs me!
>>224040154
>>224040145bluf been counting
>>224040127yes brave new world did it first but if you go back far enough you'll see the greeks also said the same thing. it's the same issues only superficially, every generation has new incarnations of ancient ideas. the new sincerity stuff only applied to literature it wasn't the core message.either way i don't think /brit/ would like the end of the tour. would recommend this instead (unironically and with great sincerity)
imagine if we travelled space and instead of going left-right we had to go up-downI wonder what's directly up from our solar system and what's down
bit ambitious, no?
>bluf
>>224040175>na bro left-right isn't real bro na bro you need to ally the people who want to commit human sacrifice bro bro bro
>>224040175well there is no up or down is there
>>224040175far-down extremist, me
>>224040175the enemy's gate is down
21 and I still can't grow a beardshave daily nevertheless
>>224040188>2021another dogshit spaki postcrop out the date next time
>>224040175i prefer the star control map
>>224040234who even cares
>>224040126yes looks lovely, need a better pic though
>>224040254nigga named Bootis
https://youtu.be/u9iH4yv0KsM
Saw a profile on fabswingers earlier where it was a married couple with young kids, the lad 6'3 and in-shape and the woman a fat ugly sack of beans with flappy tits attached type build. Hundreds of photos and videos of her getting shagged by black men. Just absolutely mental how mindbroken most men are in this country. Imagine putting yourself and your kids through that.
>>224040250patriot
>>224040250>no QOS marknot british
>>224040213well there is a littleour milky way is basically a dinner plateits thickness is 1000 light years but it's width is 100,000 light yearsso the galactic plane is pretty flat albeit 1000 light years up-down
>>224040279mental
>>224040279most white bois would become cucks through porn anyway doe so it doesnt affect his family
what does the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common? they both circle your anus looking for klingons ahaha
>>224040284but only because of the way gravity shapes the galaxythere is still up or down or left or right towards another galaxy
>>224040299VERY diplomatic answerJournalists can be so scummy
>>224040254excellent game
wish that mass effect 2 and 3 kept the aesthetic of the first one
>>224040279>the lad 6'3 and in-shape and the woman a fat ugly sack of beans with flappy tits attached type build. Hundreds of photos and videos of her getting shagged by black menaverage reform voting couple
really love boomers telling me they hate modern technology whilst holding their smartphoneright up there with saying "a winning one" when i ask which lottery they want putting on
>>224040175wheres the gamma quadrant
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ii have becomecomfortably numb
>>224040299crazy how much damage that little laugh did to the trans movement, yes even lovely middle class english women know you're silly
>>224040298Made me depressed just looking at the profile. No idea how there are men willingly living like that.
>>224040326one of the best of all time
>>224040362It's literally the main storyline behind Star Trek: DS9Whilst the Delta Quadrant is the main storyline behind Star Trek: VoyagerAlpha/Beta is covered by TOS, TNG and Enterprise
reckon i get this for £460 lads?
>>224040356Yeah just ring up my red bull and yorkie, pal
>>224040350s
I should have eaten more todayFucking starving Fuck it am going to sleep anyway fuck this fucking shit Fucking sick of eating fucking bread
>>224040373iiiiiii cum in ya muuuuuuuuuuum
oh, captain haneway... lace, the final brassiere
>>224040279most men aren't on fabswingers though. like what else did you expect to find on a swinging app
>>224040299well with the give and take, this and that, may have happened here or there
>>224040376and im nervous about people finding out I prefer bbwstruly insane worlda clown world even
>>224040405wish you were in the airlock
>>224040387Youll have to feed him, you know?
>>224040401when I was a childI caught a fleeting glimpseout of the corner of my eye
rorke spoke of this
>>224040399eat somethingvery hard to sleep while hungry
>>224040418that's not the right mugware for DS9 ok
>>224040362through the wormholebut not liek any of this was really planned i bet lots of it is contradictory
>>224040399lol u are methat's mentalwowfirst year of uni haha
>>224040429then I'll have heartburn and won't sleep cause of thatwill just get a meal deal in the morning don't mind a bit of suffering me
putting rorke's mum's email in fabswingers to make a profile and it says "already in use"
>he watches star trek
fun fact: the canary islands are actually named after dogs not canaries
>>224040387I look like this but don't dress like thisalso have a more rounded nose and am just more ugly in general
I am a heavily blackpilled chud.
>>224040439>but not liek any of this was really planned i bet lots of it is contradictoryin the first episode Kirk literally leaves the solar system (and they also go the galactic centre in Star Trek 5) and in Voyager travelling across a single quadrant takes 73 years at maximum warp
>>224040418you are such a vile mean spiteful odious little worm grow up
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING JUNGLEWE GOT FUN AND GAMESWE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFe2vxVZWkY
>>224040449you a uni fresher?
>>224040421lol
rorke pissed off at the countryside becoming 90% male and afrasian in a single year but offering no other solution to the collapse in population
>>224040498yh I.,m enjoying freshers week aha
deary me
>>224040512haha.... enjoy....
>>224040474very confusing since canary wharf is named after canary islands but that's not related to isle of dogs which it's near to
anyone got any chewing gum?
the canine islands. sounds haram
>>224040524haha ha it's a lot of fun sitting in my room eating bread and posting on /brit/ thanks
>>224040512>>224040524thestudentroom over here
>>224040512You absolute fucking liar what a liar you areUni doesn't start until September and fresher's move in mid monthFucking liarNever post again
>>224040541go outside. now.
>>224040514They just need to man up and do what's gotta be done
>>224040486your life is abysmal
>>224040524 now only reaslising from >>224040555 that maybe u are a fresher too... maybe we're at the same uni?>>224040562my uni starts this week so that's you done mate you fucking wanker dickhead aha>>224040563can't mate I'venot had a bite to heat all day
breadperson loves their fucking bread
>>224040532
first year uni is like literally children
>>224040581>–personthank you for your use of inclusive language
woman i hang out with after work referred to me as her bf when we were ordering coffee and it kind of gagged me for the rest of the daywe have shagged but i thought it was a fwb situationafraid to ask her what she meant in case she takes it the wrong way or says it was just a comment for convenience
>>49030019new
How about another joke, /brit/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
we don't need no educationwe don't need no thought controlno dark sarcasm in the classroomteacher leave them kids alonehey! teacher leave them kids aloneall in all it's just another brick in the wallall in all you're just another brick in the wall
>>224040596its a FONT from me
>>224040608They pushed you to the brink x
>>224040592:)
>>224040629>>224040629>>224040629
>>224040596it means nothingif it means more it'll be way more obviousor it'll be way more confusingthere's no way to know btw and asking will ruin everything
>>224040596if you're going out together just the two of you that's not a fwb
