latex edishold: >>224037089
fresher week innitgot the deodrant
just bough $CYBERLEEK on solana
/brit/ - vile odious slug support group
>>224040648looks like ozzy osbourne
just the cum in my ballsnot on the wallslike I say, better in the balls than on the walls
so it's not a fwb if it's only us shagging?
Poo arday
/brit/ - hot cocks general
looks like the knee pain is gone for now. hope it won't return
>>224040629latex should be mandatory for women
mum found the cum boot
real /brit/ hours who tf up clicc dat
favourite music?mine is music
>>224040673PROFESSOR
>>224040648Lol I drew that
>>224040666you said you two hang out together and you were out having coffee, that's more than just shagging
arrest all women and put them in lovely prisons for being so lovely
I'm awake and happy :)
ant' freshers' weeks' tips'?
>>224040699okay then, ill just see how it goesnever had a gf you see
Jay Dyer debunked evolution
just drunk alchol for the first timefuck me that sits gooda good shitnow I'm giong to bed aha good night all
>>224040681i made that image>>224040695i was also posting in that threadwe're fucking old man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34ewVKNYFs
>>224040706dont waste your time socialising crack on with the reading list dont leave your room ever
LET@S ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR "))) WON@T IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE@RE ALL FULLY GROWN
i made a lot of the vintage bradleys that still get reposted
>>224040705
>>224040718he couldn't debunk a bed
Enjoying some blacked porn on my excellent Samsung 40" curved monitor
Anarchy in Sunderland xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ
>>224040747post one
im just like elliott smith except without the talent
>>224040728WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WERE ALL FULLY GROWNI NEVER KNEW THAT YOUD GET MARRIED I WOULD BE LIVING DOWN HERE ON My own
i want to have gay sex with rorke
trump renaming the department of defense to department of war genuinely has to be the gayest thing done of the 21st century
but you're a lovely girlie and that's all that matters x
wag wan me bruddas
hate myself and want to die
Should I quiet quit at my shit job or just outright quit?The danger with quiet quitting is that I might get sucked into caring again which will stress me out even more.
I'm lowkry in love with Angelina from Smosh even tho I've only seen like 10 clips on yt shortsshe a lezzer?
wasted my whole time at unididn't shag oncedidn't go clubbing once
>>224040778me nah want nah yankee clart shit up the /brit/ now
>>224040772until your post
>>224040677yes>>224040702yes
Mum had a few drinks at a family gathering and said to me she loves my sister more than me and wishes she had two of her instead of me :(
They call me a loser. Why? Because I'm a working-class White male? Shove your humiliation up ya arse x
>>224040788i'd outright quit because yeah it's the right thing to doyou want your colleagues to remember you at your best
>>224040806done you
>>224040788just don't caretake each hour as it comes brudda
>>224040763you're a fat ugly bloke and always will be
>>224040778
wasted my whole time at uniI'm not a real manI never grew upI never shaggedI never had funI really have never had a fun day in my entire life
Mum had a few drinks at a family gathering and said to me she loves poo seal more than distorted bradley and wishes she had two poo seals instead of bradley :(
>>224040806Sir Stolen Egg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqkMem4XeJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yE405jfEP8
i wasted my whole time at uni but only because i started in september 2020i could have been a normal functional human being if i was only given the chance
moan moan, whinge whinge, whine whineall you lot ever doever tried being grateful for the things you actually have?
4 EUROPEAN GOLDS FOR AMY HUNT
>>224040821Worried that will still be stressful>>224040814What lol I don't care what they think of me, they've taken advantage of me by placing such a heavy burden on me, they can get fucked
I really think think I missed out as a teenager not seeking out my older sisters sex toys
I left uni with a 2:1, a 60k grad job, 0 friends, 0 shags, 0 life experience, a sense of futility, an eating disorder, and a pornography addiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKft5-PkYjsany football enjoyer man in?
>>224040849you posted music from generation 4 but deerling was in fact introduced in generation 5 ....... care to explain?
avatar or signature use
>>224040765>>224040744drunk on a wednesday award
>>224040772Here's a trump update for you, fresh out of the oven*farts in your face and slightly follows through*
>>224040861performative contradiction
https://youtu.be/Xqw2qKlDcVw?si=6zS15FMahGrcR55o>>224040882The forest area in Unova was shit in terms of soundtrack
>>224040877Could I trade you my friends and my shagging roster for that 60k job?
>>224040882
>>224040892freshers week innit
>>224040899wouldn't mind a taste of victoria's sponge cake iykwim
blog on you boring bastard
>>224040893SCREEEEEEEEECH
>>224040895cor would love some lsd
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community
>>224040894be grateful for your intellectnot everyone would have caught that
>>224040899Wouldnt mind giving her oral sex
GWTD
>>224040717if you like her, take her out for dinner or go out and do something fun together
>>224040920this post genuinely made me smile
>>224040900utterly third world
/brit/ really is the main character of /int/
>>224040899those look awful ratios all off
Wanking to Japanese milfs again
>>224040901yeah no worries I have no use for my money, not that I have much seeing as I rent a studio in central london because I have no friends and enjoy commuting 20 minutes on the tube instead of 40>>224040911will do>>224040919yeah that's why I post about my life in the context of british culture
mad how depressed and miserable and useless i am and how i've been thinking about killing myself almost daily for over a decade but i'll probably never do it
>>224040920>>224040931fuck me it's stephen fry and steve coogan
is starmer ok ;_;
>>224040899face out of the victorian eragood
I can get a shag but can never retain a shag due to being mentally unwell I meet a bird, get intensely into her in the courting stage then we shag and I resort to my spacker ways of genuinely not caring about them to the point I don’t care if they die in a scar crash then I slowly ghost them to the point they realise I’m a freak and tell me to fuck off
My life has had so many moments of shame and humiliation it's actually insaneBeing an autistic freak is brutal with just the sheer number of bad memories and rejection you have to dwell on compared to normal people and they never healJust L after L after L for fucks sakes
>>224040899lovely trans queen
>>224040956roar
>>224040958ruth goodman sex gob
so it's sad hours
>>224040964>>224040970leave it on mind.org.uk
just went into the kitchen and realised that the stove has been on since I had my dinner at 7
>>224040952You're a welcome presence here my lad
>>224040935Hate on
>>224040984sad hour is every hour
>>224040986so we've finally found who caused the heatwavehope you're happy
>>224040984S is for STUPENDOUSA is for AUDACIOUSD is for DRUGS
>>224041004lol
Being semi attractive is a course You all don’t understand as you all are ugly but being kind of fit and a spacker is a fate worse than hell as you know a fit bird is just out of arms length due to being a spacker and you are cursed to only shag 6s and occasional 7s you meet on tinder for eternity
>>224040964just how it is when you shag modern western women birds mateyou know they're not virgins, you know they're annoying and vapid and you would never marry them, so why would you carethey're only meant for a quick shag and thats it
>>224040986Get the fucking cigs lit
>>224040964
>>224040957sir condition iffy
lying prone on my bed, kicking my feet in the air behind and giggling at your posts
mental health practitioner appointment next week and talking therapies assessment the week after
thinking about all the /brit/ posters who have topped themselves over the years and we never knew and will never know>>224040988frankly you can't say that for sure, you might think all my other posts are crap
>>224040970ktim
>>224040986Sir Isthatthesmellof Burntplastic
>>224040894>>224040920more of a strawman actually isn't it
why does youtube keep showing me victoria coren poker videos every day i don't watch them and it shoves more in my feed now she is in my brain wtf did she pay for this
bro said course
Please play "Rhythm Paradise Groove" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5e0E3hDSao
>>224041017cheer up try listening to some music
>>224041036there is no odourbut maybe I have loung couvid
>>224041026nobody ever tells me who is who is the trans doing the sucking or getting suckedplease respond
who else is going to next years big vegan camp out? xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1pBdaJBjo
>>224041017really awful bait this
Don’t appreciate this mentally unwell runt implying I’m ugly the little mong
Another WKD garn down the hatch x
>>224041064I always get briefly excited when I see this as I think it's that queer cunt in the ugly jumper from hey arthur
and now I know how joan of arc felt
>>224041017Being really attractive, extroverted, and rich is even worse. All the birds want me just for my external qualities.
>>224041087Last one standing xDeclared winner x
georgie lyall wank completed
not a fan of fun desu
i remember when emmayank lost it on mousey and called him out for being an utter freak he got so done and seethed all night being seen as a freak by even one the most ardent demented spammers here
>>224041120something off about her, her fake taxi and fake agent scenes were good though
The sun is settingAnd you're right here by my sideAnd the movie is playingBut we won't be watching tonightEvery look, every touchMakes me wanna give you my heart
*slags you lot off then fucks off* teehee
I'm a young man with a young anusall alone in the world
if a woman will shag me she's an awful woman not worth anything
crowning a massive arday
>>224040899everything about this image is grim
>>224041087can you fuck off back to britfeel
>>224041137ktimI would not date any girl that would date me
>>224041123why was mousey a freak
macs have:>soldered SSD/RAM/WLANdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 yearsdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on the soldered SSD to save $0.05 on a dedicated chipdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replacedoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>serial numbered battery that prevents boot if you replace it yourselfdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>screens so fucking shit they have over 90ms response times (essentially 10Hz)doesnt exist on 99% of PCs>flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen timesdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>screen made from pajeet trash glass that cracks from temperature change in seasons or tape over the iBotnet webcamdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>so fire and explosion prone the FAA have banned them from all flightsdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>uses phone CPU that's so shit it gets destroyed by half decade old i3s from 2017 and can only "compete" by cheating at benchmarks in extreme edge cases with hardware acceleratorsdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>curryniggers at apploo get so full of sniffing their own currynigger silicon shit they ship currybooks with no fans and they run so hot they melt the keyboard keysdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>keyboards with 63.5% failure rateunheard of on PCs, and yet you curryniggers defend it with "jus werx fer me!"just because you're in the 36.5% survivor group doesn't make your currynigger trash any goodthis list goes on forevertheres no PC laptop as total fucking currynigger shit as crapple's streetshitterbooksthey are one of the biggest heaps of steaming currynigger shit in the history of computing second only to curryPhones
>>224041137calm down, groucho marx
It’s mental how sacrificing your morals and beliefs makes it so much easier to shag I can say either 100% certainity I’ve gotten a shag exclusively from having a Joan of art print in my bedroom and the communist manifesto and some random feminist books from Amazon on my shelf But the biggest shagger bait? A framedPhoto of Marie Curie highlighted in colour amongst the male scientists above my bed. That old tart has gotten my more head than anything in my life
>>224040925scream
>>224041087fuck off back to /britfeel/ you aren't welcome here
not a single syllable of that bollocks
>>224041156Ever kissed a girl, son?
being a genuinely handsome autist is worseespecially working in women-dominated fields. they're obsessed with you cos you're fit but they can tell you're awkward so they try to dig in to you
>>224041132This was like Mousey with my (You)s
imagine being such a nonce you're not even welcome in britfeel
Prior to the proliferation of New World crops, Incan peasants averaged more calories consumed per day than most European kings
>>224041163>It’s mental how sacrificing your morals and beliefs makes it so much easier to shagThat's what women wantyou can easily shag any woman by just calling her hot over and over again and telling them how much you want to shag them
>>224041182um! tell me more!
>>224041156love my macbook, love my iphone. simple as
>Joan of art
vincent van goth
>>224041118Always am de lid. Fuck the lot x
>>224041192are you uncircumcised?
>>224041163never had a woman (not my mum) in my roomI just assume that if one got that far we'd be shagging anyway>>224041216yes
>>224041192im gay
on the final pages of the collated screeds of odious beetlesmeg and cretinous goochwart
>>224041087assuming this is ai and she doesn't actually do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRANGq3Pbqs
>>224041222Us
>>224041222mate
>>224041215is that the geowizard
mental how some black baby taken out of a crib and bashed into a concrete floor during the rwandan genocide had a better life than me
>>224041182are you actually handsome tho
>>224041250he's really gone far down the rabbit whole hasn't hethe bum whole ahah
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHEYYYYYYYYYY BABYI WANNA KNOW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUUpUxpilEU
>>224041252lol wtf
squeakign
>>224041252scr
>>224041250That's are Mak x
>>224041182wdym dig into you
actually howling how geowizard wrote a song about the great replacement what a legend
>>224041283she doesn't look healthy here at allthat music video was a mistake
>>224041252innitI hate my decently paying job, my zone 2 flat, my disappointingly comfortable yet lonely lifestyle
Im irish american
>>224041295did he double down or did he apologize like a pussy
>>224041308fenian bastard
>>224041295>Tom Davies, known online as GeoWizard, faced backlash and fan debate after releasing a song titled "Outnumbered" under his musical moniker Flopsy's Dream. Listeners and online communities widely interpreted the track's lyrics as echoing the far-right "Great Replacement Theoryscromit
IT 5678 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn3HqvVkFj4
i am a white Greek man
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHEYYYYYYYYY WANTUI WANNA KNOW IF YOU'LL BUM MY ARSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUUpUxpilEU
>>224041305I got none of that, I was born retarded you see
I strongly dislike Geowizard for mocking my people in one of his videos.>tell him, not usI did and he deleted my comment.
>>224040629I talked my dad today and he said some bullshit like >You should be proud of being sryian >You know Jesus was sryian >We created civilization >Look up Gilgamesh >We invented modern civilization He got really pissy when I said I was only half
Just because black and Muslim people have a higher propensity for crime, acts of terror, and religious beliefs that despise you and your family and are actively trying to destroy the beliefs and culture your family have been working to build for centuries and the fact they are actively destroying the western world.That does NOT give you the right to be racist rorke you horrible little cunt
The Skaven are here
AI
(8) what do we do when we're outnumbered (8)
I do nothing but wank to anime birds with cocks, arsed up my life something rotten...
the native population who have continually voted in labour or tory and who claim pip and other benefits are useless bovine who deserve to be replaced
>>224041350Kind of wild how sryians in Europe act like jackasses but the ones here but my family and others all own businesses or are doctors
>>224041362It looked directly at me
>>2240289074, 7, 5, 8, 3, 1, 2, 6but don't feel super strongly about itthey are all very similar and soulless
>>224041257yes im actually really really fit been told by many people and still am>>224041290make rude and underhanded comments and picking on me
(8) where are we supposed to go when people take our homes and it's all gone (8)
abelard, introduce us!
>>224041362love it
>>224041349nobody asked
>>224041381Excellent post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxhxHU44lGYhowling at this fucking spastichow did he manage to get away with it
AI is amazing and sick of freaks pretending that it isn’t
Your life a Truman Show.Not saying anymore x
>>224041418Yeah, luddites are retarded
>>224041381Your collars blue and neck is red, got to work all day to keep my bennies paid
And the girls, and the girls, though you don't want to believe itWe've had enough, we've had enoughAnd the girls, and the girls, though you don't want to believe itWe've had enough, we've had enoughAnd the girl with the world that's unraveled from her fingersShe's had enough, she's had enoughAnd the girl, and the girl who doesn't know what to believe inShe's had enough, she's had enough
>>224041392very good ranjesh
my brother once punched himself square in the bollocks when he kept playing shit at cod world at war and made himself throw up
The show ends tongith x
>>224041438That's an ugly bloke in a dress
>>224041439I'm white british
This girl is in FIREEEEE
when are people finally gonna admit that you lot are better at being professors
>>224041446LOL
>>224041438she looks good in everything
ffs
No amount of trolling can keep me in this simulation x
>>224041456>she>replying to yourselfthats an ugly bloke in a dress mate :/
>>224041445obviously not >>224041456she is gorgeous
>>224041465It is a cute bloke cmon
>>224041466pretty obviously is
and all that bollocks about we never voted for immigration is pure shite you voted in repeatedly parties that lied over and over about doing anything about ityou've made your bame care worker deliveroo driver country and you willl lie in it
Fucking mental when you spend so long dwelling over something someone had said to you and then you realise that you're utterly miserable and that's probably what they wanted
>>224041465she's a really beautiful trans womanchill out
>>224041474well no
70% sure I had a nonce kill himself on Omegle when I was 14 with the fake fbi copypasta Everything I say on here is satirical and only a fool would think otherwise
>WELL SAY SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE ON TELEVISION, YOU'RE LIVE TO THE WHOLE WORLDIN CASE I DON'T SEE YA, GOOD AFTERNOON, GOOD EVENING AND GOOD NIGHT. YEP.... FUCK THE LOT Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_zYn-HHcyA
>>224041479*yawns tenderly in your arsehole*
>>224041495well yeah
my life is shite. im like a fucking hollow ghoul from dark souls rattling my head off the wall all day for no reason. an utterly broken retard someone needs to put me down with a bolt gun while i sleep
>>224041507that's a risky move
He garn Homelander x
are you more or less mutted than me?
spider on my screen is scared of my mouse cursor, howling
>>224041525scrtim
she is fit but she only has 1 pose
How come science hasn't found out a way to put an organic willy on women yet?
What's the point of this Truman Show continuing if he's self-aware? Seriously x
>>224041560She really does. Looks great at that angle and she knows it
>>224041560would take so many loads to cover her legs
>>224041551mine says 99% british islander, 1% swedishalmost perfect
>>224041542Saving that for the next threadingtons x
>>224041551you will never ever in a million years be considered british mate sorry
>>224041580sup ghostie
>>224041560lack of an imagination
>>224041583not my intention. I'm old stock american
>>224041560i think its the only pose he found that best obscures his giant manly frame that would be obvious outside of a staged photograph
You deserve this for not bullying frogposters enough
>>224041560nah shes too fake looking or somthing does nothing for me, camii for example is miles ahead
>>224041588kiss me
>too fake looking>camii for example is miles ahead
>>224041595could still stand to lose a few
i'm almost certain that i saw the bad dragon content creator "disruptive" on omegle once. i know this because i didn't know how else to react after clicking next on a dozen old men with their cocks out and just gave a thumbs up and they did the same. maybe it exists as a stream somewhere idk
Catboy kamii
not tired dont want to sleep >,<
I like my trannies to look like trannies if you get my drift
Is limp biscuit called soggy biscuit in the UK?
At the end of the days, I didn't want to upset anyone. I just wanted to stay womfy x
i did it for the nookie
catberg just got on to the windowsill to look out the window
Dark forces want to snuff me out x
>>224041551
>>224041683does he know its dark out
>>224041656lovely womfy nights lad x
>>224041709that means you have a good soul :)
Chairman says jump x/brit/ says how high x
got an ear infection from using Q tips
>>224041560>she>replying to yourself>>224041569>she>replying to yourself>>224041574>her>replying to yourself>>224041604>shes>replying to yourselfthats an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird :/
>>224041712rapecat.jpg
https://archive-media.palanq.win/news/image/1697/04/1697040405558.webm
>>224041710zamn, purebloodmy 23andme results were a bit different than my ancestrydna results
>>224041733meltdown
Abso fucking lutely not, sunshine
>>224041740yeah obviously not going to click this
finna let the light of jesus into my life
>>224041551anglo scum
>>224041740john mcaffee raping my nigger arse with his ghostly appendage
>>224041748valid meltdown to be fair
>>224041714>>224041717True x
>>224041763celtic afit's cool you even got breton in there as well
>>224041766just seems like a nutcase deep in delusion insisting some trans bird is actually a man
>>224041794>>224041794>>224041794
>>224041785We garn wars? xWelper loyalists standing by x
>>224041763planter
yearning
learning
>>224041712i'm not sure
