drinks edish
mental how accomodating my bum is
oh yeah great attract the jfs why don't you
aff tae bed
gay porn
Bit of a mad day.Woke up at 4 am and fucked around for a while, then after lunch i had a 3 hour nap.Now it nightime and i'm not really tired.
rorke doing the recycling
>>224041812goodnight, sleep well x
anyone want to frot
>>224041794freckle boobs sub ediish
Just peed in some guys asshole
just hanging out
Popping in from /britfeel/ to pay my respects
>>224041836You got bidets in the british isles?
ambrcromble and fitch
POV: you're sent to see HR
iffy
Going bed soon team
Tell me about British fashion brands
>>224041855these are men
>>224041862work in the morning luv?
need a home gym
Been asleep since 6pm
*enters the threadingtons*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
>>224041849hollister for me x
slow news day
Whats the deal with sleepwalking, like why is it a thing
>>224041888not sure. looking into it
>>224041871get the loakes boughtget the barbour wornget the smelly umbro joggers lounged in
>>224041862would love to frot with youimagine both our cocka rubbing together and we spaff at the same time
>>224041873i wish
>>224041876No I'm off until Sunday now but I'm tired been up since 8:00 am and worked 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm
Don't. I don't wanna fight you x
>>224041882fuck itwe garn all out x
>>224041878no, you don't. a good home gym costs way too much.
>>224041887the usa from the collaspe of the soviet union to 9/11 must have been so comfy
>>224041928im rich
>>224041904These videos are all filmed by browns to advertise to their fellow countrymen to come to the UK
But she was wrong xShe hadn't met me yet x
It's all clear now to me leftypolI want some drugs
>>224041871had to ask chatgpt because you lads wouldn't help Brand General identity Typical price/market QualityFred Perry Mod, tennis, British subculture Premium Ben Sherman Mod/1960s British menswear Mid-premium Lyle & Scott Golf heritage casual/streetwear Mid-premium ½Barbour Country/outdoors heritage Premium ½AllSaints Dark, urban, rock-influenced Premium ½–Reiss Polished modern smart-casual Premium Charles Tyrwhitt Shirts and office clothing Mid-premium Hackett London Upper-middle-class/preppy British Premium Sunspel Luxury basics Premium/luxury ½John Smedley Fine British knitwear Luxury Paul Smith Tailoring with eccentric colour Designer ½Belstaff Luxury motorcycle/outdoor heritage Luxury ½Burberry British luxury Luxury/designer
mental that
>>224041964nice VPN
>>224041964why do you have channel 4 on your phone
>>224041964not as mental as this
>>224041968because porn is blocked in the uk
>>224041953Clarks me prefer
shit pig now
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224041969rape scene in this is england 86
>>224041981the newest spider man film made over 2 billion dollars, people will never get tired of capeshit will they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxVn6DwF2BsI could've been on the pitch doing rainbow flicks but instead I'm in the trap with this rambo
>>224041971we need to protect and cherish women
>>224042009was just saying this down the pub
Rustlers BBQ rib thingy for tea
>>224042022they really are so lovely <3
Chads just live completely different lives. One of my chad mates told a girl to come over and cook for him. She came over, made food for all of us and then he shagged her and she went back home.
I like the M&S range myself
>>224041974isn't porn bad for you though? prolly good that it's banned
>>224042043I miss Candice.
>>224042043That's a fat bloke
It's bigger than marvelshit. It's the zeitgeist.It's all a part of something bigger x
>>224042003After i left the theather i realised spiderman didn't matter at all in the movie.Like he could've fucked off and the city would've been fine and the result more or less the same.
>>224042043seen her vagina
Most of you are jobless or virgins aren't ya
>>224042079I'm neither of those. I'm in the top 1% percentile of /Brit/ posters
YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR NOTHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4rMkCrW-xA
>>224042079i have a job and had sex twice in 2013
>>224042079Unless you're a woman, i have no interest in being berrated by you
Why are internet mods so weird, letting such little power get to their heads? The sycophants too. How low must one be to brown nose unpaid internet mods?
>>224042079And I'm a mong
>>224042079no it's an epic meme we all play along with haha
I know exactly what clips to post to keep the Western pulse going xI won't let this civilization die x
>>224042073We've all seen it.
>>224042095could feed a village with that roses's roses
>>224042022>>224042043Gas all simps
>>224042068no need to sign your posts here
>>224042079I broke my back in a rock climbing accident so i'm off work. Had sex in January and almost in may but i changed my mind because didnt fancy dealing with her in the next morning sir
>>224042079...yh
beveraagino?
>>224042079jobless but not a virgin
>>224042134Being a cripple doesn't get you pity sex?
>>224042127not a transphobe but i let out a little scroar at this. im not like the other wokes, i still have a sense of humuor lol x
would you date a girl with a lazy eye?
>>224042125gayboy
girls ignored me at uni
>>224042158That girl has strabismus not a lazy eye. Two completely different eye conditions
>>224042079yeah
>>224042158bet she looks mental getting shagged
>>224042169whats the difference?
Might bring the Irish mob back to Cleveland, Ohio
>>224042178why would you assume she isnt a virgin? if a lad had mad eyes like that he would be a virgin
>>224042195the usa had a city named 'gary' which is a bit odd dont know anything about cleaveland meself
I GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH WANTU BOYWANTU BOYWANTU BOOOOYhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
Finishing off my breezers nows x
>>224042095cor reckon she knows she has big ones?
i poo standing up
I don't get why I have so many trolls on 4chan. I must have posted some shit that threatened the status quo x
found a pretty british womanhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/KDJcx4E4iNU
full scale mackem melty in progress
>>224042260my bum looks exactly like that
>>224042260
>>224042264think you might have just admitted that you watched cp x
>>224042274No melty at all. Define a melty. I'm drunkposting you absolute moron. Read and cope x
rorke is such a twink
>>224042260four eyed freak
always comes back to sex with leftypol. ever noticed that?
Day 5 of climaxing in the wife with no protectionLet's see how fertile I actually am
Wealthy landlords get the rope when the day of justice comes xPIP won't be scrapped it will be quadrupled x
>>224042294no need to sign your posts mate
>>224042315i wish your sperm well
>>224042315Are you a black with a white wife?
>>224042303everythings about sex
Notice the characteristics are always the same. Tories are money obsessed I'm alright Jack types. They don't give a fuck about anything as long as they are okay. This is why Britain is fucked.
>>224042339whatever helps you sleep at night, creep
>>224042318nigel is gonna make you pay it all back
>>224042079*fucks some fat sheila and gets a job serving burgers*haha fackin jobless virgin dawg cunts
rorke getting caught in an industrial lathe and his whirling battered limp corpse being immortalised on the internet in a shock video
Wonder if there will ever be a state investigation into how many peopel killed themselves as a result of DWP's austerity under the Tories.
dunno how anyone could banter irl for more than 5 minutes it sounds annoying as fuck to be around
american women belong with britiish men
My aim is true!
the bronies are organising a meetup on the /mlp/ /brit/ just to mog us again
>>224042315ever shag her up the arse?
>>224042288The usual talk to yourself kinda melty where you make yourself look a tit, like every night :)
I work part time. I kept to my word. I said I would get a job once the Tories were out and I kept to my word but if Reform or the Tories get back in then I'm straight back on benefits. Simple as. I refuse to work when a government hates poor people is in power.
sean the nonce is a pathetic freak but this retard spamming gay porn is just as patheticimagine caring that much about him
I was once drunk in Cardiff and got a ride to a friend of a friend's house in Neath and this foid was there who told me she made 4000 a month on onlyfans. She showed me her account with a picture of her splayed out pussy right in the middle of the screen. She wasn't even that hot
ugh, as if
>>224042372she's lowkey kind of ugly
Landlords are scum xI said what I said x
>>224042406Fuck off, she's lovely
>i will only work if leftypol is in charge mom!! part time only so i still can make countless shitty lyrics posts with frogs on 4chan!! momm!!!!!
>>224042406yh nose is too big
I will work and contribute to societ as long as the government is pro working-class. If the Tories or Reform get back in then it's straight back on bennies for me :-)Deal with it x
>>224042412Get the fucking wags in xWe garn to war x
>>224042406you're highkey homo
>>224042406she genuinely isn't
>>224042372she reminds me of a boy I went to school with in the brow-eye-nose area. This doesn't make her less attractive to me; it makes the boy seem kinda cute
>>224041904The cronems can have this one
he said im lowkey kind of ugly:(
>>224042449nonce
>>224042438why have you been reply-guying the weird britfeel tripfag all night
>>224042372reminds me of linda blair in the exorcist
>>224042464Funny, got to see how far you can push himEvery time he gets a bag in, he resets back to null
can't sleep so that's toil already looking fucking wank tomorrow isn't it
Necking this pina colada then crashing out x
reminder late night brit is a pro yankee greneral, yanks are welcome and we appreciate america and american culture
>>224042474Thank fuck I don't work on Thursdays. Part timer me. Only work Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays x
>>224042492>
>>224042493only Wednesdays (full day) and Fridays (afternoons) for mesuper comfy
>>224042492thank you for your service o algo así
>>224042465Good point
I might be the most trolled person on 4chan right now yet I still post. I still think it was my late night rants about Jews that triggered some organization to target me x
love carding chaps who are obviously over 25 and seeing them rageno red bull for you gaz
Want to go to the UK and just fight as many random people as possibleAbsolutely no chance anyone on those domesticated islands could throw a punch
>>224042523Based fellow part timer. I do 20 hours a week and it's piss easy work. Still feels like being NEET apart from I make more money nows x
NIGGAS IN WARIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
>>22404255614 hours for meNot on bennies just a white collar chad who enjoys an aristocratic lifeFuck wageslavery and fuck goycattle
>NIGGAS IN WARIS
Why the fuck do rich landlords, land owners, CEOs, tories and royals always have long lives? It's always poor people dying of cancer. Something has to change. Fuck the karma system x
Good luck wishing cancer on me. I will deflect it on 10 rich families. I am protected by God x
You can't wish cancer on me. Just fucking try it and see what happens. Not my fault what happens x
this tripfag has extreme autism jfc
>>224042492:*
Make America Anglo again
>>224042629check out his postings over on /britfeel/It's more of the sameHe's extremely mentally unwell
>>224041794>Me and my sisters roommate was drunk >For some reason my sister made me make sure she was ok >She said me and my sister were cute >She says my only issue is that I am negative all the time My sister is my twin
niggas in yaris
*toots*
>>224042663shag em both up the arse
"niggas" in tesco
>>224042657Focus on making England Anglo again first
Rich people think are in a Truman Show and that capitalism protects them from suffering x
>>224042629He's a proper genuine spastic. Other trips or personalities have a gimmick or something about them. He's just a pathetic mong. Not funny, not interesting, not hateable. Just a blob of retardation spamming the thread.
>>224042679Ewww we are both twins and second off I am not gonna fuck her because her roommates piss me off btw I don't appreciate not being allowed to jerk off in the shower
>>224041794Hello mummy
Leicester won the Premier League title in 2016
The rich will get what's coming to them xNo need to say more x
>>224042697do what he says and do it NOW
Notice how the landlord class don't give a fuck about animals. Tory coded bullshit xMoney money money x
>>224042713Based and truthpilled x
>>224042719You know I will fuck her because why on earth would I not be allowed to jerk off in the shower it's a god given right to cum on the bathtub and let the water wash it away
>>224042735
*badgers go exctinct**foxes go exctinct**hedgehogs go exctinct*Who gives a shit as long as Tories are making money. Scrap renters rights. Absolute monarchy. No workers rights.
>>224042758None of those species are extinct
every thought i have is broadcast to a group of individuals who plot and conspire against my every move to keep me from being happy
>>224042758Blood on their hands x
Tories will always be the pro-Landlord party. Never forget that.They hate renters. It's us vs them.
Absolutely ruined my life and now I'm a soulless husk of a person
i'm just a sexy boy
>>224042477penis colliderthats what they should call your rear end. your hindquarters
>>224042770this but it's just /brit/
That's gay
>>22404236943 minutes ago btw
>ADHD lass still messaging meWill she just fuck off. Leave me along bitch. I'm vibing x
fear of big people? fee fi fobia
>>224042815get the fucking wags in de lad xdark nights closing in x
>>224042817sensible brad.gif
>>224042813it's our lucky night
afraid to look at flashing lights because I fear I might have epilepsy even though chances of that are near zero
fear of jamaican patoisfifobia
Blacked through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad bame
Hypergamy is out of control and it's over for me. That's all.
Probably a problem at the post office or something xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
not afraid of anything medon't see the point, doesn't help nothing
>>224042881BOO!
He knows, his whole back's to these ropesIt don't matter, he's dopeHe knows that, but he's brokeHe's so sad that he knowswhen he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's blacked to the lab again
Don't like redditors me They all have autism
when was the last time you had a good conversation with someone?
I'm a loser baby xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
Why do some random fucking men in the gym feel the need to run their mouth with things that are none of their business??No need to say a comeback, you can always use a middle finger to get your point across. In fact, you have two and they are free to use.Or you could always hit them where it hurts, tell him his tiny penis is showing
Mad how china, russia, iran, north korea won and america, israel, NATO, EU lost
>>224042907the war hasn't started yet tho
>>224042898JUST THE OTHER DAY AT A FRIENDS PARTYDOESNT HAPPEN AS OFTEN AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE DESU WITH YOU
Certain forces want me to kill myself but I resist xEvil can never win x
got a 7 inch willard mehaven’t used it in nine years but it’s still a good size
>>224042924How am I evil
>>224042914Stay low when the shooting starts
>>2240429266, me
>>2240429326cm yes
>>224042898prefer not to say
>>224042941done him
>>224042941sc
we all suffer in lifeworld a loosh factory
Mine is 10cm and thin
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
rorke carefully selecting his hello fresh order for the week
I'd give up every computer to bring the mob back
>>224042961up your butt and around the corner
>>224042904beta dogs trying to climb the social rankingsgenuinely pathetic
might finger my pooper
>>224042967when men were men a'capiche
Nobody will ever force me to kill myself. You'll have to fucking kill me x
i'd make a good capo
>>224042986YOU TALK ABOUT SUICIDE A LOTARE YOU OKAY?
>>224042986demonic forces are assailing you
no one cares, pedophile.
>>224042991I'd get a shit name like larry the lip and get wacked walking to my car because i forgot to drop someone an envelope
America, Britain, Europe, Arabia?I bring it all down tonight xFuck Space Jam xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQjIG6ya-30
i made a good crapo
Seriously, if you see a Serb, kill him. Don’t let them reproduce.
>Three members of the same family who died after getting into difficulty in the sea off Shoreham have been named by police.>Hassan El-Khawas, 55, and Zeina Alayn, 37, and their 14-year-old daughter Sara El-Khawas are thought to have gone into the water near Shoreham Fort on Tuesday, Sussex Police said.>The deaths are among a number of fatal incidents on the coast in recent months, including several in Sussex.>In May, three sisters of the Adetoro family died in the sea off Brighton, in what police described as a "tragic incident".>In Essex, Shelina Rahman, 41, and her 15-year-old daughter Sameeha Rahman, died after getting into difficulty in the water on the Essex coast at West Mersea, where they were trying to help a seven-year-old boy.just terrible all round really and what's worse is that this tragedy seems to be predominately be affecting the BAME community for some reason. Our thoughts and prayers are with the El-Khawas, the Adetoro family, and the Rahman family during what must be a terrible time for them x
kek helper spastic isn't going to survive with the rabid north american guard dogs we have in /brit/ to maintain the status quo. he is getting torn alive. helper mong probably thinks he can cope but give it a week. we salute our north american posters. unhinged noble men.
wanked 5 times today, maybe i can squeeze in a 6th one, it's been a few hours.
never wanked more than 3 times in a day
You'll all be sorry for making fun me x
>>224043046I did 6 once
no food no boozewon't survive the night me
Let's just say I have connections in "high" places. Not saying anymore xI can't fucking wait until the day comes x
>>224043047You're literally illiterate mate
Indian women often have dark spots on their asses. Seeing how they are already brown, it is such a turn-off. It look like there is specks of shit near their ass.crack.
My boyfriend is genuinely one of the most handsome men I’ve ever met. He’s 5'6 and I’m 5'11, so yes, he’s significantly shorter than me but honestly I LOVE his build. He’s really muscular, but you wouldn’t immediately guess it because he has the prettiest face. He’s such a cute combination of handsome and soft-looking.But what really gets me is how he treats me.He loves cooking and is constantly making sure I’ve eaten. He pays attention to my moods and is really in tune with my emotions. He’s genuinely one of the most respectful men I’ve ever met, and I never feel like I have to beg for basic consideration or affection from him.He’s also just cute. He’s perfectly happy spending time with me doing absolutely nothing, and he genuinely seems to enjoy just being around me. He’ll take me out to dinner and pay even though I always offer, and he’s already thinking seriously about his career and what he wants his future to look like, including our life together.And yes, if you remember my last post I’m 23 and he’s 19. The internet has definitely had opinions about that. But we’re each other’s first relationship, and honestly I’m just really happy that I get to experience this with him.He makes me feel loved, respected, cared for, and ridiculously lucky. I just wanted somewhere to be obnoxious about how much I adore this man.
genuinely wish the cornish tranny obsessed with ariana grande dead
Nobody take me down xI bring the world down with me x
IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RCCDSBEGk
as this Reddit commenter points out, the main driving factor behind the recent spate of BAME drownings in the uk is that many among our migrant communities lack knowledge of UK tidal patterns and sea bed topography. Thankfully there are many dedicated taxpayer-funded volunteering organisations aiming to educate these new Britons on our tides, eddies and currents. Free lectures in hydrology and hydrodynamics are under way right now at adult learning centres up and down the country and, it's assumed, these will go a long way to prevent unnecessary drownings.
Sir Sitwell Sitwell (né Hurt)
>>224043116whats wrong with educating the masses mate?
>>224043116lol
>>224042782ktimmers
>>224043116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aysgjIOdGnI
Why is nobdy talking about all these wildfires? Something is seriously wrong with our planet. Massive wildfires everywhere. This isn't normal.The rich are cooking us x
>>224043147
>>224043162how about planting some trees you stupid fuck
>>224043135the masses are asses
The Jewish/Landlord/Royal classes are roasting us. Wildfires on tap x
>>224043181>3rd worlder can't comprehend agricultural industry
https://youtu.be/47MH5qfj_2c?si=bpYjgFShrsLhzlYg
need to learn vertical farming and turn the agricultural land into data centers
They want to see us burn but then want us to worship them, Fuck that. The rich cunts aren't passing on their cancer on to me. I don't if it's some 8 year old princess. My life is worth more than theirs. Fuck the lot x
avarice is a sin but so is envy
Fucking torrential downpour currentlyRidiculousHow will the BAME's cope?
incarcerate women
No royal cunt or rich Jewish sponsored goy is passing their cancer or their children's cancer on to me. Fuck off and die x
i'd go dancing in the rain
>>224043228who killed their children? Chris Benoit?
Why should I take the cancer from some royal princess? Is her life worth more than mine?Might as well kill myself x
but whatever you need, 'ever you got'ever you want, i'll take back again
i'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer
A single white-working class child is worth 100,0000 rich NPC kids.
>>224043228grrrrrr this makes me so angry i hate women now and i will go reply to this tweet with how angry i am!!!
Parva sub ingenti.
>>224043272ktim
>>224042158Derpy
>>224043245You're taking my fucking cancer you working class scum x
>>224043293No way whore. God is on my side x
Well goodnight /brit/ x
>>224043322Don't worry, I'll be transferring it to you and dear old mummy soons x
>>224043324sweet dreams, cutie pie
schizo hours
Russia garn full scale xhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98vzmden5yo
>>224043340I'll be rejecting it back to you. Don't challenge me. I am literally a demi-God x
>>224043364You're nothing little spacker xWe're sending you 4x the cancer x
>>224043371Lmao you've asked for it now. Spacker am I? Lmao we'll see about that. Enjoy what's coming your way.
>>224043385You're a little spacker, I never get cancer me, I send it your way xAll them poor little working class spackers take the cancer for me x
spiderberg has absolutely no fucking idea what its looking at right now, its brain was NOT built for this
spiders scare the bejeezus out of me
>>224043422spiders are cuteI fucking hate geckos
>>224043399You never hurt anything little lad xTrust me, after this conversation, you’re done. We shutting you downs for good x
>>224043426and soap
spiders scare me too even though i know they're good and eat up insects
>>224043437>more projection
>>224043436Shutting me down huh? We'll see about that. This world will fucking burn before I ever snuff it x
>>224043453ive seen videos of you lot chopping the heads off dogs and waving corpses around you bunch of fucking freaks
>>224043462We’re sending you to Hell little lad. George Soros on the case now. You’re done for mong boy. You knows too much x
chinese gf 2027
BE QUIET EVERYONEMaybe it's the power trying to come back on xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmhs
>>224043483>>224043483>>224043483made a new
why's he talking to himself
>>224043475I already redirected your cancer attack to a upper middle class Tory family. Now fuck off x
>>224043470>chopping the heads off dogsdogs are evil in IslamIn Hinduism they can go to heavencan't help what muslims do can I?
>>224043497you're disgusting evil backwards weird cunts who should stay where the fuck you are
>>224043521see my flag retardI'm where I amyou are the one who's not in Pakistan
imagine a giant spider eating youscary that
