isabelle adjani & sam neill edition
keking at helper mong getting arse raped like the spastic scum class he is. /brit/ is a land lord general.
>>224043483>sam neillrip muh nigga
indians make pakis look good if you can believe itsome of the most vile people on the face of the earth. worse than the niggas at least they have an excuse (barely sentient)
>>224043510Alri Abdullah
HelperCretin in? I’ve redirected your cancer from the upper class family directly back at 50 working class scum.
>>224043506i need to watch more of his movies, so i've only seen possession and in the mouth of madness
>>224043492Brit is landlord class? What are you talking about? Landlords are scum. Bet your parents are landlords that's why you're triggered x
>>224043524the pair of you need nuked
>>224043551Check on your mum xSure I just gave her cancer from my latest cancer reflection x
>I've never seen Jurassic Parkbizarre lie
could take cancer on the chin mecould have tumors growing out me gills wouldnt phase me none
>>224043483she was so lovely
>>224043581Fuck off little lad, do you know who I fucking am? I got billions me. I influence elections. I got Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak elected.I’m getting Farage in soons and trust me your benefits are gone xYou’ll be slaving away for me to afford your mum’s cancer treatment x
helperlad has anyone informed you you might benefit from psychiatric assistance of some kind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73koEVCZaQk
when you go all i know isyou're my favourite mistake
willy is sore cause i keep fiddling with it
>>224043634you should be in a cage at the zoo
Welcome to Jurassic ParkThe crazy son of bitch did it xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8WaFvwtphY
off comes the bra
*joins the moderator irc and offers a janny $20 to rangeban sean*
>>224043613she really was. so gorgeous and such a great actress
It's a dinosaur xYou just have to believe x
>>224043665We're gonna make a fortune with this place
mental how we're in a spiritual war more than anything else
You have a T-rex???
How did you do this?
>>224043666*attaches myself to your boobs*mama?
>>224043730Let me show you
spider spider
If I may, um... I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're—that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You know, you read what others had done, and you—and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses, uh, to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you—you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it... you want to sell ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nz8YrCC9X8
australia about to pass a very fucked up draconian law like acually some north korea stuff we are so cooked
>>224043832will aussies still be on /brit/
>>224043832don't care
nightmare, what is this even
>>224043832what law?
>>224043832restrictions coming in on gay poo porn?
>>224043862they're making it compulsory
>>224043848looks like a crab shedding it's skin!
It was funnyI dunno... it was the way you told the joke. You're funny guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
>>224043859ASIO can arrest you without no warrant and hold you for 24 hours, you have no right to a lawyer, refusal to answer questions is 5 year jail time, disclosing what happened during questioning to ANYONE is 5 years jail time. on top of that you don't have to be suspected of a crime so they can do it to anyone any time for any reasonthey're passing it to crack down on anti israel people but it extends to everyone so yeah were cooked
>>224043869like mandatory military service? as long as they get paid i guess it's not too draconian
>>224043879Funny how? The way I talk? Do I amuse you?
>>224043893You've got it all wrong, Tommy. Leave the lad alone.
freakin heck
>>224043885that's fucked up bruce
>>224043905
UBI for all australians, provided they watch gay poo porn
>>224043893Just how you told the story...
>>224043885grim
>>224043892i'd rather flee the country that do military service, fuck that, i can't be arsed
>>224043913good morning sir
>>224043917I'll let you off this time little lad
>>224043872crazy that spiders can do that. or least some of them, or one kind of them
>>224043885based and fashpilled
didn't even mean to katiepost, i must have selected it by mistake before.
>>224043926the death in june ameriboo gf
>>224043885pretty standard for secret service isn't it? i would have assumed most of the west had that for suspected terrorists
I just need to man up and kill myself already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZ4533mcPU
>>224043959find a reason to live and try to get some enjoyment out of life. changing the way you think about things it is possible to do
Yeah, I finish my wustlerz and wooze now then go to beddingtons. It's a shame I will miss out on all the activities of the late night xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad5ZSWNnCcQ
>>224043986Nah I've fucked it like
>>224043959If you do you should livestream it for us x
We shall play some games xdid I go by boat?did I go against my will?
>>224043832has it crossed your mind that maybe this is necessary to protect the children?
I am the story of the negro slave in America?
>>224044010high odds it's still salvageable to a point where you feel ok
>>224044040It was King Kongs lid...
>>224043959you've already manned up by continuing to live every day. it's okay to be attached to this world
>>224043885that's actually grim
>>224043940what the fuck is death in june
don't they crush your car if you speed too fast in australiahorrible little spider-infested island
Fucking hell manI am just joking x
A THOUSAND YEAR BRITISH EMPIRE
Reckon when machines can do all work the Jews will get rid of the gentiles
While statistical data suggests it is uncommon—with some estimates indicating less than 0.3% of adults die as virgins—many find fulfillment and happiness without sexual experience.
Because you just give yourself away lid. You're no more English than the VK on my woffee table x
>>224044075band with some good tunes, thats the shirt she's wearin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imv5lxvuz08
i'm listening to some death in june, it's good, how come i've never heard of it before.
Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here x
>>224044113at least type it out yourself and don't just cut and paste from the chatbot
>>224044120Whar's going to happen now, welper? You're going to stand up and follow us out the back door.
seriously what is going on in the heads of wokies
>>224044116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmxdNIyE4qI
>>224044143Nein nein nein. we both know we're going nowhere. Whatever happens major, neithe of us are going anywhere, Such a shame x
>>224044166I have to say there's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.
>>224044166But about this pickle we find ourselves in. I guess there's only one thing left to do?
remember skulking about the shadow cursed lands in my first playthrough avoiding as many fights as possible but now I am the one who rapes
>>224044212did u get ur laptop
>>224044210And what would that be, captain?
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKK
'Bergs in his usual spot
>>224044240usually i don't like frogs because they kind of freak me out but that one is quite cute. will he stay tiny like that?
>>224044212you've reached your rape apex, your rapex if you will
Watching a niche YouTube channel about a guy who films himself shaving. He had a tongue operation and can't speak well. One of the few comments on his video is a guy saying he won't watch him as he can't understand what he's saying. The YouTuber apologised. It depressed me.
>>224044279bro needs a new hobby talking to a camera wit no tongue aint it
>>224044279no one's forcing him to be on youtube. if that's the worst flack he gets he's very fortunate
I have outstayed my welcome?Really?
Stay in character!
>>224044306no one and i mean no one wants you here
>>224044306Mate no offence I don't mean to be rude but me and my friends wanted a quiet drink tonight and we haven't spoken to each other in a quite a while. So helper, I'm afraid you are intruding.
I'm dating a cute japanese woman and you're not lol
Jews run the entire world
i'm intrigued by those sexual rp things in discord.Like what do you do after you come? do you just hang up the call and throw the whore away like a dirty rag.
>>224044343The Jews are the reason why I'm unemployed
>>224044326>>224044332I beg to differ my European friends. I willl leave only when the lady considers my presence an intrusion. Then I become an intruder.
>>224044337Call him Toadrage
>>224044336Sup Yuki
>>224044336i could easily do that if i want i just dont want to is all
I'm just joking. Fuck sake man.I'm just joking x
>>224044336you aint nothin
Alcholics, the unemployable, angry loners
watching this podcast mental how he's 4chan chud from the neck up but ex convict shot caller from neck down
unc watches podcasts
Any feels like shit man in
>>224044415Great men waiting for a leader
>>224043549Watch Event Horizon
Anybody else turned on by pregnant bellies
>>224044461Nope
>>224044428fuck off pedro
Those with feelings, wondrous kind, our love with kittens, ever bind
>>224044420kek that does look like some monkey's paw wish
Just trying to think
>>224044472i'm just taking the piss mate, it's all good
Saw a very enthusiastic nightwalker on my incel night jaunt. "Great night to walk" he said. He was not lying. >>224044259He's a cuban tree frog, he'll stay tiny
Sir Tucker Carlson
How it should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JPGziYm6Oc
>>224044501Should have shot him lmaoooo
Bellend smells of skips
>>224044461they freak me out
>>224044516get a life mate it's pathetic at least get rid of the trip anyway have a nice day "lads" (brits say this)
>>224044497ill set the alpha chud on you
going to lock in and get a clue this september
going to lock in and kill myself this september
>Helper lad is mentally disabled>Admires HitlerPottery
Outside 7 AM sharp. Not back in until sundown. Even if you are a NEET, actually, especially if you are a NEET... you will never be this young again. The blue bird of happiness, she shan't be knocking upon the door of your incel cave. Get out. Get activeee.
>>224044458oh i have seen that! stupid of me to have forgotten, love space horror
if you kill yourself, people will forever make fun of you in 4chan, just like katie, don't
>>224044501cute
>>224044572what is there to do out there
>>224044643rape
fuck it, im going for the 6th wank of the day, then im going ta bed
they don't know me son
>>224044643moneyopportunities womeninteresting characters and scenes
>>224044643the totality of grimnessface itget your teeth into ittear it to shreds, where and when you can
>>224044744>>224044761well, which one is it?
got the marvin gaye on
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787171077376380.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787004996401557.webm
>Audree Heine, 13, was a student at Ockerman Middle School and enjoyed playing basketball and drawing. She died by suicide in December.
>>224044898probably knew she was genetic trash and took herself out, I can respect that
>>224044898
bradley walsh raped me bloody in the summer of 76
>>224044859>>224044825
>Bradly Walsh mong laughing and mocking dead children at 6am What a life
>>224044898sad, kids should be taken care of
>>224044956>tf>tp
>>224044956indians should be taken care of by neutron bombs
>>224044980grow up
>>224044987mad how thousands of brits are buried in india mostly forgottenhttps://www.bacsa.org.uk/
a second coffee in bed perhaps?
summer is finished
>>224045023we should dig their graves and sell their bones to the highest bidder
>>224045045post timestamp and brown hand
>>224045062
morning lads
>>224043483thought that was matthew broderick and sarah jessica parker in the thumbnail
>>224045103is dogs face
>>224045035dangerous and downright stupid
>>224045044you were whinging for weeks about how hot it was
mad how chinese people can afford rent and eat out every day because its 1 dollar for a meal
its leg day, time for the most horrible exercise ever the bulgarian split squat
poo
Had 5 friends coming over tonight and I ordered all this sushi ahead of time because we were supposed to chill, drink, hang out, whole thing.About 40 minutes before everyone was supposed to get here my girlfriend starts getting pissed that I invited people over without making some big plan with her first. Which is weird because I told her about it days ago and she literally said it was fine.Then she starts saying the apartment is a mess, that she doesn’t want people here, that I “never think about her” and somehow it turned into a full argument over like ten different things that had nothing to do with tonight.At one point she said if my friends came over she was leaving and not coming back tonight. Mood was completely dead by then so I just canceled on everyone and told them something came up.She grabbed her stuff and went to her friends place anyway.So now I’m sitting here alone with enough sushi for a small wedding.Great night.
>>224045179I feel that was how it used to be for every country back in the day, loads of cheap streetfood places that you went to each day for your meals. Can only assume that tradition died out thanks to stubborn cheapskates
>>224045218women ehI would probably just get drunk by myself and gorge on sushi
>>224045194gym freaks are more likely to die young than fat people
>>224045218Yikes.Call your friends back, she's gone anyway. That's freaking crazy!Just in case you thought this was just normal behavior... It really really isn't.
>>224045218sounds like a communication issue on your part
just found out about sexismnot good
>>224045273im not a gym freak im an incel thats trying to beocme sexy and muscular
>>224045273only if you take steroidsotherwise the gym is very healthy for you
>>224045275*posion headcrab idle sound*
the results are in
>>224045335mate at work is absolutely shredded but he's the unhealthiest motherfucker I know, he always looks sweaty and blotchy and with acne and he also quickly gets out of breath when running
>>224045044At least festival season is over
>>224045368definitely sounds like he's on steds
>>224045380oh he also drinks Monster like it's water, like 4-5 cans per daybro is speedrunning life but he's also drowning in puss so
mad how we don't have a meritocracy simply because blacksters are given preferential treatment due to historical prejudice but that prejudice was entirely warranted and we are just victims of a failed experiment
>>224045392>>224045258
start doing this
>>224045390hopefully he finds a way to still be a shagger without slowly killing himself lol
>>224045392A certain faux semitic peoples came along and demanded we elevate basketball Americans to god like status deserving of free money because they knew they effects it would have on America- complete devastation allowing schnoz Americans to conquer all industries and institutions.
Susanna Reid
I have family who live in Wisconsin and they've invited us and we're visiting next year. Kind of excited to finally go to America.Probably going to put on 2 stone there haha.
Don't know how people can watch Anthony Fantano for any extended period of time. He is so up his own arse .
>>224045426slavery was fucked up and a big mistake thoughthat's the reason they are here and the reason libtards give them such benefit of the doubtwe should have left sub-saharan africa as a natural reserve until we had the technology to study them without interacting with them
>>224043483>>224043613>isabelle adjanimy wife
>>224045430looks great considering she's not that far from 60
It was what it was
i love poo i love wee we're a happy family and a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone ive got poo out of my bom (bum)
>>224045430excellent chebs but she's looking kinda haggard now
>>224045430MUMMY MILKY NUM NUMS
>>224045463It's got nothing to do with me or with any living person. We're told not to judge black people has a collective for the crimes of some people which make up about 70% of total serious crime in america, so why should collective guilt apply to white people over slavery? Most white people didn't own slaves.
the toilers do be brushing they teeththey do be forcing down the tea and toastthey do be getting road ragescream
>>224045392if you had a meritocracy none of your elected officials would be in power
>>224045519im pickle rick
>>224045519KEK
>>224045534Not entirely true since politicians are the entertainment wing of the military industrial complex. The President pretends he's all powerful, yet in reality he's a middle manger type and taking orders from others above him in power.
>>224045534i said we don't have a meritocracy in the very post you replied tobut also it's hard to define 'merit', it's something people have argued over as long as mankind has had cognition
hate horrible disgusting biomass
>>224045578many are saying this
>>224045499grow up
wish i wasnt so fat
>>224045571yea you blamed it solely on the niggas like a tard
>>224045619nothing you can do about being fat unfortunately
>>224045641Niggers are the most primitive, Africa is where human beings came from. I don't hate them, but I recognize if there is to be a racial hierarchy, Africans are to be at the most basal level
>>224045641the black man created the deep state
>>224045659there is but its very hard especially as i'm the wrong side of 35
>>224045519i dont eat toast and i dont drive so
racial IQ differences are almost within the overton window
>>224045641To be fair, most Americans are like this; wishy washy on blacks, hating them while feeling sorry for them, and in total fear and awe of the Nose god
>
>>224045692skull measuring soon
Discriminatory Exclusion of Indigenous
>>224045771nice
sacked tranny being forced to do his morning aldi dance(he just shit his boxers)
Let the goyim deal in the real world
>>224045776that not right
>>224045776that wasn't the worst little dance ever was it
Need Emma Watson to do a dump on my face.
might play some video games tonight if i can get off work at a reasonable time
>>224045806you'll do nothing
>>224045806Lucky. I’ve lost interest in playing video games. I wish it would return and then I’d have something to enjoy every once in a while.
>>224045806which ones would you play
>>224045813i dont think i can engross myself in a game like i used to but its a lovely distraction for an hour or so
>>224045836something therapeutic that allows you to shoot small animals in the face (vegan myself)
>>224045776me in the green
>>224045843abusing animals is based. enjoy yourself :)
>>224045839go to bed charlie you have work tomorrow
stockport interchange
>>224045863*bus station
>>224045806I tried to speedrun resident evil 2 last night while drunk but I got lost in the sewers and gave up
>>224045863*drives up that ramp at high speed and does an insane stunt jump down into the central bit*
>>224045899is not allowed
wonder if the new temp will be in today
BREAKING: Government now handing out pamphlets to incels that explains how sexual consent and gender equality works
>>224045919she fit?
every time i have to wear a hair net for hours at work i feel like the top of my head is getting sucked
>>224045928hes like a laddish lad
>>224045930working the grill at mcdonalds?
>>224045935oh that's disappointing
>>224045948...yh
ima big guy son of a gun from Missoura named Marv
>>224043483that movie where Sam Neill is Australian and the Greek woman is there too
>>224045935reckon he'd let you suck his cock?
And I'm Big Tex. This town ain't big enough for the both of us!
where'd the canadian go? make him watch death in brunswick
In the UK, both people must say 'yes' to sex. This is called consent. If you have sex with someone who does not want to, this is called rape. Rape is a serious crime.
>>224046019and it ain't me who's gonna leave
>>224046019*gets my hat shot off and flees town with my posse swearing revenge*
>>224046019I'm 68 years young this coming November. I like taking my grandson out for ice cream in my '68 Mustang convertible. I'll rekt u chump frfr
Whenever I leave the flat to go to toil there's always this fat beardy bloke in a dressing gown and slippers outside having and he always says like hi have a nice day to me with a massive grin on his face and let me tell you it makes my blood boil
>>224045776it's that paul simon
pondering upon the louistherouxification of society
>>224046053*creates an adam curtis style doc about your ponderings*
My name is Chi Wi Wi I'm 27 years old and study deadly infectious viruses at Boston University. If one sneaks out of the lab don't brame me l0l
paula yates looks a bit fucked up
On the train
I'm a 32 year old drifter from Venezuela named Huacaca. I didn't do it.
Lady on the train caught me pulling faces at her dogShe seemed unamused
>>224046114shit chortle
>>224046114That awkward moment happens when you get caught making silly faces at a pet instead of looking away. Dogs usually love the attention, but owners can sometimes misread your playful intentions as weird behavior.
most of economics is fake, especially relating to the supposed efficiency of production.
toilfu weighs 7 stone
>>224046114you evil man
>>224045863Diverse architecture x
dogs are horrid things
>>224046158Fuck off back to raghead land then.
>>224045709this can't be real
>>224046158I think they're good
The body of missing 18-year-old bushwalker Lily Hooper has been found in a remote New South Wales national park more than a week after setting out on her hike.
>>224046203Ah yes the solo female teen hiker. What could go wrong?
The great ADHD scam is starting to unwind.
NSW Police have "unashamedly apologised" after the family of missing bushwalker Lily Hooper were told she had been found alive after an eight-day search in the NSW Southern Highlands.A body believed to that of Ms Hooper was located in bushland about 11:30am today.
>>224046203Sad
>>224046020i read this automatically as "death in new brunswick" and when i googled that all i got was a list of the all domestic murder suicides in new brunswick this summer. but now i see it's a sam neill movie. looks good, thanks for the rec
>>224046208You must accept it you cant ask questions ok
>>224046208the rare channel 4 based win
>>224046219
>>224046214lol owned
my grandad was killed in ww2, he fell off a guard tower when he saw the gas bill!!!
>>224046094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQGs5JTMUZE
>>224046133how is it fake?
>>224046203Wouldn't mind a walk in her bush if you know what I mean. While she was still alive, that is.
how do i be less racist to white, everytime i see a white male i play Tarzan soundtrack in my head
>>224043549what a movie, there's literally nothing like it and they're remaking it for some reason
