A big hand for sir queer harmer edition
the gay pornification of Britain
>>224046219Queer lost/brit/ won
'ope totnum sign some players
>ADHD UK said, external: "The programme's own end credits told you what its 60 minutes wouldn't: the boy at its centre went back on his medication, and his schoolwork improved.well they do have a point there
Double checked and this is real. I thought it was some twitter bait someone made
>>224046274correlation does not imply causation hun x
you know what they say about men with big hands
>>224046280They can't even read it mate they're fucking retards
>>224046280Frivolous waste of money isn't it. The doctors and engineers arriving on the boats would surely be intelligent enough to know this.
>>224046298white girl be kissin frogs
>>224046298Bit fem aren't you? Can i stick my cock on you
a woman at my work quit because she got diagnosed with ADHD and autism. probably went to get on PIP or whatever it's called
>wegional bwitish accent whewe all the R sounds awe tuwned into WWhat awea of the UK sounds like that so I can avoid it?
plz don't rape*they rape*we did everything that we could
>>224046280>people in the picture suddenly white when its something bad
The media made it feel like the bin was bigger than he was, it seems.
>>224046329got to kiss a lot of them too i'm afraid
>>224046354Needs a good arse shag doesn't she
>>224046346
>leave a child alone without an adultthis cant be right theres groups of them everywhere loitering at all hours while the schools are off and i dont see the police rounding up thousands of parents to prison over it
>>224046372Even the Australian ABC did a news topic on the bin.Weird. I'm not usually for conspiracies, and it's not really one, but the media definitely favoured him.
>>224046388think she's probably had a few
>dear illiterate asylum seeker>please do not rape the white children >thank you>*translated into 158 languages*I wonder why we're losing
>>224046402they've been literally hanging around schools loads of times to the point where police and the school start sending out notices
>>224046333pass thanks
>>224046219That's not his true hand size is it
She did stinky!
You have to get up early in the morning to catch this leaf out.
>>224046440
>>224046391cute. wonder if they trained him to do that
>>224046461needs doing
>>224040532
goats with the rectangled eye
>>224046280>never shout at a childwell thats just not true is it
how is best way to utilize projects in chatgpt?
There's a new Blacked Myth game coming out
>>224046532getting my mum sent to jail for shouting me down for dinner
>>224046459there's always leaf. anytime there's a brit thread, there's a leaf
the more you see the more you realise they were right after all
>>224046532you guys do tend to shout at your kids a lot
>>224046280indonesia need to print these for retarded white people who keep getting put on death row for littering over there
>>224046435it is they used to call him big hands keir at the foreign office
democracy with all its illiberalism and liberalism with its opposition to majoritarianism
Bloody sick of it aren't i
>>224046489dan?
>>224046533ask chatgpt
>>224046579you're fed up mate
Proper FED UP man here
>>224046532yes it is you foul dirty bitch
>>224046590liberties have been taken
>>224046586>>224046590Clairvoyant bastard aren't you. Not having that am i
umbeller is back IN the bag
eating drugs
>>224046546the current cohort of leaf posters are good. we used to have this guy called dtfic and he would start an argument with his own shadow he was the most crabbit miserly fucking cunt who ever walked into /brit/. then when people started pointing him out he got sick of being recognised and disappeared forever. some say hes still here
>>224046571No way
no sleep and now i'm afraid to go to sleep because i'm afraid i won't wake up
Behead every dog on earth
>>224046563Pretty sure theres a lot of litter in Indonesia
>>224046625Are you fem and cute and partial to big older men
>>224046625me after three pints
>>224046636very good post
theyve had a mare there
got angelbunz asmr on. wouldn't mind her using my face as a chair
>>224046666alri mega-satan
>>224046625Kek this happens to me. I did try to sleep in that state once and just as i was about to sleep i jolted awake in a frenzied state of panic and could hardly breathe and thought i was going to die
Bastarding government thinks I'll bend over and TAKE it do they
>>224046621i've been called but then every canadian probably has been. i thought maybe it was just what you guys called every leaf poster
>>224046685they're going to ream you sideways. bohica!
>>224046685sick of it, are you?
Fine here's my arse is this what you're after? Take it despots. Take my little sissy cuck bussy Andy Barbbum
what the hell's going on? does anyone know?
Mad how fit they are
>>224046725who? your mum and dad?
>>224046651pretty sure you're looking for a different kind of "fem" that what i've got to offer
Olaf Falafel: I remember thinking, as I taped a piranha to my boomerang, this could come back to bite me.Richard Stott: To the person who stole my bank card and spent all my money on ancestry.com – you know who you are.Scout Boxall: I like my men like I like my passwords – weak, easily compromised, barely distinguishable from each other.Li Jin Hao: A friend said to me: ‘The last thing I wanna be is racist,’ and I was like: ‘Oh, so it’s on your list?’Jenny Gorelick: I dated a magician – I was seeing him, now I don’t.Adele Cliff: I hate AI because it keeps trying to steal the jobs I love, like creative writing and Chris Grace: The Trump administration is like the movie Oppenheimer – it’s full of weird white guys and halfway through you wish it would end early.Anna Thomas: I’m having an awful time at the moment. The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t buy at a car boot sale.Bella Hull: I lost my nail file, so I’ve just been using the pavement. As a method, it’s concrete.Alex Kitson: I spent all day writing a joke about margarine and I can’t believe it’s not better.lads here it is the annual best jokes of the fringe
>>224046711Bloody sick of it lad
Got the audio Torah on
>>224046750absolutely bloody livid
>>224046655me when i don't take my concerta
>>224046739Are you willing to relocate to Arkansas and be a boy wife to a southern gentleman?
>>224046749>Chris Grace: The Trump administration is like the movie Oppenheimer – it’s full of weird white guys and halfway through you wish it would end early. Ive gone back to 2016, quick, I must warn someone about the chink flu
>>224046750had enough of it all, completely done with it
>>224046773Might kick a pillow. Undecided if that's too extremist yet. Will lyk
>>224046749awful
>>224046684like when your body jerks itself awake because it feels like your falling? happens to me all the time, i wonder what that's all about
>In the UK, men account for approximately 27.9% to 33% of police-recorded domestic abuse crime victimsthat is mental. and sort of hot like if your bitch wife is hitting you and you pinned her down and raped her to teach her a lesson that would be quite nice i think
>>224046774wahey
>>224046808thats just a hypnic jerk they happen all the time to alcoholics
they're getting their GCSE results
>>224046808that's called a hypnic jerk
>>224046823think bloody shariah allows it
I literally could’ve saved dolly
>>224046778that's what i mean, you want a boy
>men>domestic abuse victimsLMAO
Ethel Cain wiener
>>224046849Pardon?
id never get domestically abused by the waifu. i did way too much wrestling in the lounge as a kid. it would be peoples elbow off the coffee table
15
>>224046850Are you wedded to the idea of gender ideology? I have to ask, some are quite comfortable with identifying as male while others are very much against it.
>>224046880the people's elbow was a ground based move so now you look silly
>>224046829>>224046834thanks i didn't know that. not an alcoholic but it says it's caused by anxiety, stimulants, and sleep deprivation so yeah
>>224046883Hate this performative shit for views culture. Turned everyone into a drama freak
>>224046896i elevated the game you mean
>>224046853that's partially what obsession is about
your on your computer while your gf is getting her pussy flattened in the gym
Grand dad were nearly blown to bits by the Germans meanwhile some fat mum is throwing eggs at the wall because she has to take care of the spawn she bred. Gay ass world
remember when the
some zoomoids started shouting john pork at me while i was walking to the shopswaht does this meanare they saying im fat
>>224046749>Scout Boxall>i like my men>men
>>224046959john pork yung fella are you in ulster. iroids love that meme
Stop moving like a goy
>>224046885what? how many bodies do you have in your basement
right well we're in autumn 2026 right now so can they just tell us when they're going to press the button that makes the show available saying "oh it's slated for a summer 2028 release" is fine when we're years away but when something could be released any fucking day why can't they just tell us the actual day?
>>224046977im not fat
>>224046973meta humour innit
>>224046987I can't help it manI'm filled with the spirit of Wotan
25 hours without food, I march on
>>224047013grow up
>>224046973You should see what the lesbians in Brisbane look like
>>224047035not good for you
>>224046921obsession is not about that at allobsession is about abuse through manipulation
>>224047062I'll be finex
get the gcse results pictures posted
obsession is about magic and demons
move things and breakfast
it's about manipulative "nice guys"next
Reckon I'd shag Bonnie Blue if she asked
/brit/ is a doctoral defence general
>>224047122sounds like they're both retarded
I have no respect for jewsThe holocaust means nothing to me
niggas really be sayin okay I respect your boundaries
im giving gay vibes
I am pleased to inform you that HelperLad has been banned for 30 days for racist and violent threats (yet again) you have peace from him for a while, enjoy it
>>224047122not a fan of women
you don't have respect for anyone so there is absolutely nothing shocking about that
>>224047149yeah? don't care
>>224047141*chucks you in an enclosed room with a canister of rodenticidal fumigant*
>>224047144Maybe hes an asylum seeker
>>224047166You should be thrilled. No more spamming about his mundane life and no more hitler rants at 4am
>Ringo Starr, 86, shows off his longer locks and bushy beard during a rare appearance with his Bond Girl wife Barbara Bach, 79, in Malibu
hello sexy
>>224047187reckon they shag?
>>224047187>86fuck he's old as hell
>>224047187Is that one who cheated on him with George Harrison
>>224047204There’s no way an 86 year old could get a boner he'd have to take a 1000mg of viagra to get it up
>>224047204I know for a fact that your mum still shags
Right well that's Things Fall Apart finished isn't itIn a word? Mid. There's no way this book deserves the acclaim it gets.An interesting account of the arrival of the white man to Africa from the perspective of a tribe and the erosion of tradition but Okonkwo is an archetypal incel and the writing is poor.Now to read something worthwhile!
Sir Queer Basher
>>224047083it's about bpd and mental illness and a guy who suffers abuse at the hands of his gf through no fault of her own>>224047099yes and that too ofc
>>224047245leave it on goodreads next time, pal
>>224047245>arrival of the white man to AfricaIts set pretty late on. Theres a colonial administrator already there its not anything to do with the arrival. Did you even read it
okonkwo shags
>>224047245did it fall apart or no?
>>224047259you're a dimwit
>>224047245They made us read this in high school.Okonkwo spends the whole book beating women and I'm supposed to feel sorry him because he has to live with whitey now?Lmao
jimmy carr definitely votes reform on the sly
>>224047215no that was maureen
>>224047187ringo starr is alive? i guess he's doing pap walks because of the movie
>>224047276Fine the white man to their particular tribe you know what I meant>>224047286Yeah it fell apart>>224047303I did sympathise with Okonkwo's character because I'm also an unlovable incel chud but it was quite satisfying when the son he'd spent all his life bullying to be a man of the tribe turned to the Christians
could do with it being the weekend
deleted twitter but now I miss it really feels like im missing out on stuff
>There’s no way an 86 year old could get a bonerbro hasn't seen the old man wanking webm yet
>>224047294yeah bear is the villain, that's so deep
>>224047377i did the same years ago and it took like 5 days before the idea of going on it just left my mind
>>224047369pushing an inflatable pipe up my arse and loading it with 80 psi
>>224047382you're a slowpoke
>>224047181Do they not grasp that they're admitting rorke is right
SOOOOO does anyone know where in England I can get £600 short term rentals near a city
>stuff
>>224047406yes, and?
>>224047408rorke's right, so what?so what?300k more indians visas issued, so what?what's rorke gonna do?
>>224047377fomo is crazy because you know for a fact all you're "missing out" on is spam, bait and porn but you still get the feelingjust drop it for a week and you won't miss it
>>224047382No he's not.The villain is the Djinn who makes the wish toys
>>224047408that's who it's aimed at. it's a marketing campaign to draw back reform voters
off to bed
reddit going mental over that adhd show they absolutely love their mental illnesses don't theytheir entire argument is doctors and scientists vs daily mail readers and nazis... they have no clue who is behind it all. don't like to use /pol/ buzzwords but they are literally goycattle.
>>224047369Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS
keep thinking about how mad mental things are and crine
>>224047479HIV is actually extremely uncommon if you use a condom for anal. Without a condom and just a blowjob it’s almost impossible
life is a performance
>>224047477Which show is this?
>>224047516You're not fooling anyone Thylvethter
ISAbros....
>>224047456true. and i honestly loved how the supernatural stuff was very straightforward and accepted as just something that exists. it was refreshing
>>224047504me? keep thinking about how you can turn the tap on and instantly get cold or scorching hot water immediately it just not right is it? like everywhere there is just a mad network of pipes skooshing cold and warm water around like at the speed of light or something it just mental when you really think about it isnt it
>>224047516aids is literally nonexistent in this part of the worldi was raped in the arse when i was homeless and when i went to get tested for aids they literally told me they would test me for stds but not aids because aids don't exist in the ukthis was in 2015 i was just 16 back then
>>224047529show that discussed the idea that adhd might be overdiagnosed and self diagnosed too much and that kids shouldn't take meth and speed as a default drug (something people have been saying for decades)
>>224047547
>>224047547>Aids is nonexistent in the UKEver been to Edinburgh?
>>224047547You got Tuskugee'd nigga
>>224047572yes i left my parents house cus they were abusive and lived in a sheltermen high as fuck would come in sometimes and try to fuck me usually i'd fight them off but one overpowered me when i was passed out drunk and raped my arse
>>224047590go on
i should be allowed to take meth and look at sexy pictures on the internet
Just got a hard on from staring at the toilfus tits
>>224047590Nice fantasy lie
>>224047604nothing more to say. i got tested and came back negative.>>224047619whatever won't be posting any more about it. believe what you want.
>>224047619*Rapes you*
I have an alter ego when I cross dress
Poms really look at an attractive woman and say >Corr that's a 'ot bird, I'd spaff on her jubblies
>>224047641...yh?
>>224047654F o r r e a l
ADHD is an absolute scam
>>224047641My performing name is Sheila WassermannI dance the Funky Cold Nagila
fuck y'all
>>224047651Bit of the old in out in out hows your father
scrolling 4chan between sets
just scranned a birds fanny
>>224047691Eww
>>224047670I'm sure it's massively overdiagnose but I have it 100%
Hitlerian Dream Sequence
>>224047545honestly yeah it's amazing that people have figured stuff like that out and run and maintain these these complex systems
why do americans still do the thing where they exaggerate the british accent as if we never pronounce t's in words, is it supposed to be funny
I have something autism, adhd idk something like that
wish i was smart
>>224047691mad how i've never done this in my life or had a gf or had sex and i'm in my late 30s LOL
>>224047722Never heard anyone complaining about how hard it is being smart
>>224047691grimmers
>>224047286We made it better
>>224047714It's banter. Thought that was your specialty?
Reckon if I had 3 nukes I'd go for Xi'an, Chongqing and Beijing. Just don't like em
>>224047722just retain more information?
>>224047714yeah but most americans don't have the funny genesee >>224047738
>>224047727At that point why have you not tried blokes?
I reached out to a therapist
>>224047733i do. it's absolutely horrible being surrounded by mongs. feels totally alienating. i have to travel across the globe just to meet someone operating on the same level as me. most of the time i feel like i live among chimps.
>>224047755cos im not attracted to blokes? what a weirdf fucking comment mate u some kinda bender evangalist
>>224047722Low iq people are blissful and happy. They don't have the cognitive process to feel depressed
>>224047779Nah when I was 23 I was a khhv and was so horny all the time ended up shagging a 19 year old femboy because got nothing to lose have I. Straight now and I date women but still u don’t really have a reason not to
>>224047799...bruh...(how do you even find femboys lol, and how u convince them to let u shag em wen u cant women)
>>224047793depends. some people have cognitive deficiencies (like bad memory) but are spiritually intelligent. they would like to read and understand books but they just can't.
>>224047764why don't you just be stupider
This album is so gorgeous
>kissless hugless handholdless virginbro never held a girls hand?bro you even ever touch a girl?
>>224047812Grindr or Reddit. Saw someone talking about fabguys you could use that too but I never have. You would be suprised how easy it is to have sex with gays it’s not like women
>>224047710https://youtu.be/9fYlR81TDTA?t=153
>>224047764I read Nietzsche and Wittgenstein but I'm surrounded by people who watch love island
>>224047816you're gorgeous haha x
>>224047847same. that wasn't so bad because i was able to analyse love island from the perspective of certain thinkers.
>>224047833genuinely dont believe this for anyone over the age of 12
>>224047860Thanks <3
right might get my willy out then and do the deed x
>>224047865very intelligent catberg
>>224047872going to chop it off?
Love all these larpers claiming they are 160 IQ nerds if you were so smart where’s your billion dollar idea/invention/company smart boy? Mark corrigan ass niggas u ain’t smart you’re slightly above average intelligence and think you’re gods gift get over yourself
>>224047869you'd be surprised lmao
One sleep 'til Diego!!!
>A man called 999 to ask police for help in getting a £6 refund from Tesco for non-alcoholic gin he bought in error. - BBCput him through to the based department i hope
Hate being both intelligent and stupid
>>224047891he fell off recently
>>224047883i'm one of those so called early high achievers who became a drug addicted burn out with no motivation to do anything so dunk on pseuds on 4chan
>>224047833i got my handholding virginity taken from me without my consent. basically i was raped
>>224047883>All smart people are rich because money is the only thing that matters in the worldI know this is poor bait but its genuine mong 3rd world tier thinking
Can only wank to women being pissed on even better if they are visibly disgusted
>>224047899facile
>>224047915Not really just if you were as smart as you think you are you would’ve done something made something invented something solved something
on my way to the coffee zone
go to the gym 5 days a week and constantly tracking macros even though I have gyno not really much point is there oh well whatever
love being really informed about the news and current events even tho im some jobless incel and it has no effect on anything in my life lol
>>224047954stop off at the clue zone on the way
>>224047891im going to axe him if black people can be saved by christ or if its just whites that jesus savesim also going to ask if there's a white heaven, or if its mixedall this, and more, on diego day...
>>224047928Oh right he's not smart because he doesn't meet this completely arbitrary barometer... fascinating
loading up the 'craft
>>224047960…mind if i suck on them?
might order a cock cage not for a fetish or anything just so i can do nofap properly
might move to inter milan
Tired of worrying for the safety of my interpals friend who lives in Kyiv
People on Reddit are fuming over that documentary calling ADHD a "social construct" instead of a disability. Is having ADHD a badge of honour for these people?
>>224047985you gonna throw the key away? if not, pointless. you can just take it off.maybe one of the high iq people can invent a cock cage that opens after a week
>>224047833yeah i tried but girl move hand away lol>>224047842wtf lmao that's mega gay and reddit of all places bro...
>>224047563Theroux did the documentary on Americas over medicated kids years ago and the general response was that yes, you can't just diagnose and dope normal childhood behaviours out of people Has the pendulum really swung so far the other way since then?
ooo that's Private Eye offended!
>>224047999Those already exist lol
>>224047894howl
>>224047985What happens if you get a boner with a cock cage on?
why do british boomers love the phrases>if your face fitsand>they don't wanna know
>>224047994see >>224047477
chick in kyiv
>>224048004Okay mate you’re late 30s virgin lower your tone yh
>>224047928Your entire point is anti intellectual its just "make more money thats smart"
>>224048010>R***y G*****s
>>224048029Rugby gayboys
>>224048017If you get one that fits properly then you can’t
>>224048019never heard the first one what
if people perform better on speed then what's the harm? prescribe it to everyone.
why do british boomers love the phrases>good morningand>how are you
got the penis music on
Helperspacker got lashed, made tedious threats and got banned AGAIN I see.
dude cody got into dartmouth
>>224048048its in every third review on glassdoor
>>224048028You keep focusing on the money part and ignoring the rest of what i said.
>>224048061Thats a great school
>>224048053shekelsberg redditor just take drugs and be more productive ahh post
>Harry and Meghan will be stopping by Cheadle Memorial Centre later this week to pay their respectsthey do have a heart
Looks like whale is back on the menu Invadingn scum
>>224048072Not as good as cornell
apparently in america gen xers lose their fucking minds when a waiter says "no problem" instead of "you're welcome"
55kg is too light and 65kg is too heavy
>>224048072not as good as ASU (for sex... you DO go to uni for sex right? not for studying like a dork? right???)
trying to understand the point of USDT…
>>224048070Thats the entirety of what you said. Suppose you think andrew tate is high iq because hes rich and drives a flash car.
bro always talmbout sum if your face fits
>>224048107doesn’t happen
>>224048109i went to uni 3 times and never had sex onedidn't study much first 2 times eitherthe rare non-nerd incel
>>224048126anyone who was genuinely born poor and became rich is intelligent, stop coping. you can say he’s a scamming nigger faggot who deserves to be imprisoned but you can’t say he’s a dummy
>>224048126No I said invented something, solved something, created something and no
*pooter*
>>224048150So all sportsmen and actors are intelligent because they become rich. You're a fucking mong
>>224048171obliterated that cunt
>>224048192>>224048192
>>224048171yeah, it takes intelligence to become rich. you don’t have to be einstein but you do have to be smart. You’re just coping because you’re poor but still flatter yourself as smart, when in reality you’re just another retard
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid