portrait of egon schiele's wife edition
first for professor jason
What are people in Indonesia up to right now?
get another heatwave in
what do you mean by rich? i'm in the top 5% of earners in the uk, not "rich" by american standards. i could probably devote my effort into earning money but i'm comfortable enough that i don't care for more. would cody consider me a retard because i only have 500k in stocks and still rent?
I’m very smart because i took that meme test at 9 years old that said i’m a gifted child but i would never ever ever actually make a million dollars because uhh
get them educated
>>224048217everyone on the internet claims to be rich but presuming that’s actually true than sure, you pass the test.
always love when proper spackers try to give you the university of life bityou just know they were in that third tier maths class for speds kek
>He's smart on the pitch. That's high IQ- Yanks on Wayne Rooney
>>224048228*then
Started watching these ironically but I'm getting a bit addicted to tung tung tung sahur mukbang
>>224048194Most american post i ever read.
>>224048230have you ever had sex
>>224048222>block their patheh nothing personnel kid*gets done for rape*
better fuckin hope you make a million dollars son otherwise your retirement home will be a cardboard box under a bridge
>>224048222So you dont want them to know rorke? Why are you so hateful
>>224048222This is a men problem not an immigrant problem so they should consider handing these out to the white van men that catcalled me last week
embarrassed myself at work :/
hope everyone got the results they were hoping for today
Its a great American tradition to lie about how successful and rich you are. Every American on the internet is a trillionaire, and nobody is poor in the country. Nobody works normal jobs, they're all investing crypto and live in solid gold mansions in Miami and drive sports cars everywhere.
>>224048266soiled your next jeans?
I'm straight but have had gay sex on two occasions, one was with a mate at uni, while we were shagging we were staring into each other's eyes while I told him I loved him and he was crying from joy. The other I was getting shagged by a middle aged black guy I met on GrindrStraight now of course
>>224048234>>224048241don’t know who that is because i don’t care about niggerball, but if he was born poor and managed to navigate himself into a position where he was earning millions of dollars on a professional sports team, then yeah, i’d say he’s smart.
>>224048267*checks results*umm it says i am still a disgruntled runtish slug man
>>224048246forget those angloceltic beasts I want to know more about that beauty at the back right
really heckin bored of existence
>>224048271no i soiled my current ones
stop cooking
trump was more smart than isaac newton because newton lost his money
anyone remember that ball boy that got kicked by hazard? He just sold his own vodka company for £500m
>>224048222Incels to be told next
>>224048276>incelligencescreaming
snuggling a turd
>>224048276bodied that freak
Kant and Newton were incelswhat does that tell you
didnt know literal children post on here. oooo gcse results oooo my gf ooooo drugs ooooo goofy retarded posts
>>224048291isaac newton died a virgin. yeah wow nigga realized that there must be something causing objects to fall when you throw them what a genius, never managed to calculate his penis into a vagina though
there was a mathematician who solved a major problem but turned down the 1 million dollar prizenibba did it for the love of the game, wasn't hustling for green. is this nibba smart or dumb cody?
CODY CODY CODYOUT OUT OUT
>>224048241The American mind desperately holding on to its childish protestant notions. Quite baffling really given the state of inequality within their country.
>>224048246:)
bro madison is gonna freak when she sees you got an anteater wiener
>>224048314it would of sucked his holy genius right out of him, just shloop
>>224048306yeah you did thats why you're here'''''''''''''''
Why do they make tung tung tung sahur a wigger in these?
>>224048246my school assembly hall looked exactly like that i wonder if it's the same schoolbristol?
>>224048276And thats the huge cultural difference between UK and USA
>>224048315He’s smart at math, but bad at life. though that was probably just a classic moralfag play for notoriety, he paid $1 million so that morons like you would remember who he was
business idea: start a blog about food you made but don't tell anyone the food was actually prepared by world-class chefs, then watch mongs flood your comment section being so dramatic about how "bad" the food is no matter how brilliant the dish actually is
>>224048248NTA but no
>>224048341mate
donated to my mates' charity walk but they had to stop cos of leg pain or something. so do i ask them for my money back or what?
>>224048292Wow he must have an IQ of 160. Before he sold it he was stupid though
where's the pineapple
>>224048246Legal in Britain
>>224048358sure there are other ways he could pay you back
>>224048341nobody knows perelman solved the poincare conjecture outside of maths academics so i doubt he was going for fame. in fact he is a recluse and turned it down partly to stay private.
>>224048363pretending to misunderstand the point award
>>224048328roar
>>224048371money is fine
Failed my GCSEs at the School of Hard Knocks and dropped out of the University of Life.
Just received inheritance. Reckon it's time for me to apply to mensa
yeah ggs no re he FAFO'd cody and thats on god, fell for it again award you're getting so many awards right now my duder
>>224048372Could it be that the american anon is wrong? Surely not. This guy turned down money? He must be dumb!
>Ecuador intelligence chief and five Americans killed in Kenya helicopter crashanother day another chopper crash
failed my gcses but won the lottery so now i'm richmy iq just increased to 300
>>224048400now i’m going to award myself the made poorfags seethe award
I was permanently expelled from school at 14 but I'm still on £80,000 a year, just goes to show its all a scam. Don't remember a single thing I "learnt" from school, never used any of it at all.
>A man called 999 to ask police for help in getting a £6 refund from Tesco for non-alcoholic gin he bought in error.
is it emmayank? or a random cody who wandered in?
failed my gcses but did a BTEC in PE and now I'm an area manager for mcdonalds
>>224048434i believe in britain
>>224048406Would never get in to one of those death traps. Don't know why people bother, if something goes wrong its instant death. You can't bail out on a descending chopped obviously, you're instructed to stay seated and just hope the roll cage holds up on impact and if its going in the ocean there is a 0% survival rate.
>>224048419What'd you do to get expelled
>>224048423What's the number for Fair Trading, Rorke? Huh? Huh?
>>224048413Being poor really is the worst insult for you isn't it. For you its tied to every moral good. Its just so jewish
I received an excellent score on those tests in high school, that must mean I’m smart despite never figuring out how to make money, which according to my worldview is randomly disbursed to retards and nothing can be done to increase my chances of getting any ever
>>224048452i petrol bombed my maths teachers house
>>224048449gran says the same thing about my fiesta
>>224048427I don't know but it's not me (I'm neither of those)I just like British culture
hey does anyone know what that thing is in the corner of the room?
>>224048222good start, unfortunate that they can't speak english or read for that matter
>>224048452Bummed a fag
temporarily embarrassed millionaires innit
>>224048459Yes, because your net worth is the score you receive on the test of life under capitalism, which is going to continue being the system we all live under for the foreseeable future.
>>224048468coming to /brit/ for british culture is like going to magaluf for spanish culture
what's rorke up to
>>224048459It's more of a common protestant trope and has little to do with Judaism. Hence why it's such a common among among Americans and especially deeply religious ones who donate all their life savings to billionaire pastors in mega-churches.
>>224048461>according to my worldviewExactly your worldview revolves entirely around profit and making money. Because youre a cultureless golem.
Man who thought he had lost everything manages to lose even more than he thought he initially had
>>224048489add me to the screenshot reddit
raining again ladsengland is so back
>>224048469oh that's my tulpawas meant to be pinkie pie but it went a bit wrong
>>224048503What’s your culture, eating tesco meal deals, buying the cheapest beer at the liquor store, and crying about being poor?
>>224048496careful with stones from glass houses mr papist
>>224048492Getting ready for lunch with friends. Leftypol said he will set him up with one of his girlfriends. Will probably be a man in women's clothing. Leftypol knows what he is doing.
you would think americans of all people would be sceptical of wealth but no, they really are mindless cattle
Psychiatry is a jewish lie
>>224048489I just love British people.Several of my best friends are British
>>224048454
Why so many Americans want the current system of theirs to stay in place is because deep down they all have this hope of “maybe it will be me one day”
>>224048509no it's not
>>224048528i luv u 2
taigs be like hey maaan I don't believe in possessions maaan
>>224048516Oh youre just baiting. Fair enough x
deeply unfunny thread
can someone please agree with me that BrickDust on yt has the exact same voice and speech pattern as jay from the inbetweeners
>>224048535Hilarious
I’m a broke idiot working minimum wage service jobs but it’s rich people who are cattle
>>224048538>posted from chennai
>>224048552even my posts?
>>224048555I agree.
>>224048559ktim>>224048535believe it or not, also ktim
>>22404853710% of american adults are millionaires. do you know how easy it is to be in the top 10% if you’re smart
*plop*
>>224048537What a profound and original insight
>>224048575cheers
how long is this conversation about money and iq going to go on for?please estimate so i can just leave and come back when cody's gone
>>224048589Thanks >>224048585I don't
The B1M used to be good. Now its just the mong flexing his muscles on camera and banging on about new york all today
>>224048585>networthAny home owner in London is a millionaire (and therefore smart)
it's called the american dream because you have to believe asleep to believe it
>>224048598What's Ljubljana like
You can lead the cattle to water but you cannot make them do the hard work of drinking it
dan snow is such a smug cuntbut then again why wouldnt he be? got every reason in the world to feel smug he shags a duke’s daughter and he's 6ft 5 ffs
>>224048537>why do privileged people want to stay privileged?
>>224048612It is alright. Pretty ti look at nothing special. People say the night life is shit but I never to out so whatever. Will be leaving in like 3 days.
https://vocaroo.com/15CmbgEMNq7K
in America the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires
yeah you might be rich but what good is money when you're a socially isolated mental case in bumfuck nowhere usa with no friends and a family that doesnt speak to you
The Herculaneum Papyri is just a bunch of stoic and epicurean bollocks. Sadly of little use to actual history.
>>224048616>I remember a story about he went to a museum with his daughter, she noticed only men in museum photos of Spitfire pilots and he told her that women also flew them in combat during World War IIWhich is really indicative of bbc historians
i’m a member of the exploited proletariat. 12 hour daily shifts in lithium mines? no i pour coffee
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it
>>224048631>leavingcome uk mate
>>224048638>>224048610Very original thoughts
Time for some exercise, /brit/
was wandering through the M&S 6-12 clothes section and saw they were selling brassociety is collapsing
>>224048610All that’s left of the American Dream is a living nightmare
>>224048664My dream.
>>224048656How much money can it make though. Thats its real value
>>224048667they're quotes you muppet
good win for the celtic last night
>you have to log in to use old.reddit nowI see why /brit/ is so obsessed with America today.
Ludwig Season 2 is OUT NOW.Watch it.
>>224048668she fine the way she is
>>224048658was gonna make a joke about female ss officers but apparently those did actually exist so nevermind
sir albert fish
>>224048687The thing about the Celtics is, they always try an walk it in
BTC bros we eatin good
>>224048192>even schiele was a shaggerffs
always amusing to see the 'british' flags who are deeply invested in defending americas honour for some reason
>>224048700get with the times old man
blud quotin
>>224048470LOL
>>224048724love this guy. posted this with sound just for youhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787220030368206.webm
if/when kelsey grammer dies /brit/mongs are going to rinse that "frasier has left the building" line oh my days you're all so predictable
>>224048715Obviously, but fat girls don't date fat guys so we must lift.
That's not how you quote. That's plagiarism.
Why do mongs buy scratchcards
>>224048710it was shit but in a self aware kind of wayi think i might
bluf predicting /brit/ posts in 5 years from nowget it in the archive so you can you predicted this shi
Anyone claiming they are ADHD should be killed
>>224048749LOL i dont awnt him to die but that day will be a SCREAMIN day
fuck shit roarhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787200216383065.webm
wouldn’t mind trying gay sex but couldn’t be fucked shaving my arse and legs and all that.
>>224048749what if he dies while cooking breakfast and ends up with scrambled eggs all over his face
they're cutting the grass again they aren't allowed to cut the grass it must grow
>>224048790...utterly bizarre degenate lost in their life post
when we say his name we say PROFESSOR
Only gone and missed out on everything worth living for in life haven't I?
Sir Jason Arday OBE MBE GPT
just got off a call with sir rosenior. essentially, he’s leveraged his new zealand property portfolio to finance the acquisition of commercial property in paris. really a rather textbook exercise in capital optimisation, if you will. bright man. very neoliberal.
>>224048802Yeah 24 no pals no job truly lost in life I am
>>224048823*yells "timmers" from afar*
>>224048781
>>224048823snooze ya lose pal
>>224048823scream this is meeven i fi somehow did a miracle and got it now i'd still have decades of suffering without the bare basics of romantic companionship etc
>>224048831great post
>>224048831rosenior's team forecasting an uptick in paris real estate are they?
any nutty putty man in?
>>224048837bruh u still young afi was that and inceland now i'm in my late 30s and the same in everyway and even i havent thought about this icky shitsort yourself outgive your head a wobble
>>224048838heckling is discouraged here in /brit/
trying to do no fap and this is the ads I’m getting on YouTube shorts not on at all
just uninstalled teamsfeel like a new man
>>224048882WOW SHE IS SO FIT OMGeven got the tanlines in
sir gta 6 leaker
Stormkino incoming
>>224048882Get YouTube premium. Greatest purchase I've ever made
>>224048887get a load of chris mccandless over here
>>224048870yeah not being funny though I’m a risk taker and you’re not no offence. yes I might have no pals and no jobs but I still get about and do crazy shit
>>224048790imagine running your fingers over a fit girls legs, it's not her though is it? its YOU and you get to experience the touching AND the feeling both at the same time
>>224048896got it out just before the big netflix thing too lol
friends: 0sexual partners: 0romantic partners: 0jobs: 0income: £1200 a month (pip, for lying about having anxiety and adhd)net worth: £4000hobbies: nonelife: wasted
>>224048915im a massive risk taker too lmaoi've been banned from countless places for "harrassing" women
>>224048907s
>>224048905>paying for youtube
>>224048915oof unc just got his cane kicked out
>im a massive risk taker too lmao>i've been banned from countless places for "harrassing" women
>>224048887man's not on the team anymore
>>224048932I will be manifesting your downfall
>>224048922>friends: 0im right here???
>>224048939?
HELLLLOOOOO!? is this thing on??
don't care if i waste this life because reincarnation is real and i'll get another go next time
>>224048926That’s not a risk taker that’s just being a weirdo lad
>>224048964*screams for help over the intercom*
>>224048967blud prestigin
>>224048967Eternal recurrence is real, you're doing this life over. You'll make the same decisions.
>>224048970>nooo approaching women isn't taking a riskstate of you
>>224048762they don't understand how small the odds of winning actually are. often see members of the working class getting stacks of scratchcards checked at tesco so they don't even accept when they haven't won and want it confirmed by the computer
friends: 0sexual partners: 0romantic partners: 0jobs: 3income: £80,000net worth: £600,000hobbies: gaming (alone)life: wasted
>>224048967Do you reckon reincarnation is instant like say you die today would u be reincarnated as a new born baby born today or could it be like hundreds of years into the future
>>224048982can i do new game +
haven't seen many flies this summer
Remember watching “Edge of Tomorrow” on the television a long time ago
>>224048922>GrimId take solace in things you have done right. Youre not an alcoholic. Or drug addict. Youre probably not a bad person or criminal (despite defrauding the state) i mean i dont know how you live on 12k a year but it could be worse
>>224049001it's all of human history so you could wake up as a little mayan fella in 1201 or an indian born in 1995
>>224049014Great film
>>224049011that's because they crawl into your mouth while you sleep
>>224049001Don't you have to go through hell first be tortured by daemons then be reincarnated
>>224048905Wait till you hear about brave browser...
leftists been real quiet about the right being antisemitic since their pet browns got blown up by jews
friends: idk like 2sexual partners: 0romantic partners: 0jobs: 0 unless we count the bit of work i sometimes do for my parentsincome: varies depending how much parents want to give let's say 25,000 atmnet worth: been gifted about £1,000,000 of property by family membershobbies: wanking, reading, doing things alonelife: wasted (and look at all my advantages and still squandered it all)
>>224049035don't blame them must be full of goodies I don't brush my teeth enough
>>224049041Not using that. I much like my google. I mostly just use my phone so it is cool.
>>224049042fucking giga yawn
>>224048983Me and u have different meanings of it then. I drove my mums car without a license for the whole of 2024. I went solo backpacking across North Africa when I was 19 with barely any money and now I might get bummed by a bloke just to see what it’s like. Because I’m like that. Going up and talking to a woman isn’t a risk to me like it is to you we are not the same unc
>>224048859the commercial market in paris is fairly stable at the moment, so it’s less a grand call on some imminent real estate boom and more a sensible bit of portfolio management. he’s signed to paris fc, will be living in paris, and presumably intends to make the most of the situation so he might as well put some of his capital into a stable asset that will generate him passive income.
>>224048980nope nothing oh well*switches it off*
>>224049072>Going up and talking to a womanisn't the same as>i've been banned from countless places for "harrassing" women
Going to finally give “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” a watch
I wish I was never born
>>224049072blud i sped 100+mph in a shitty little hatchback (do not recomend)blacked out drunk in countless foreign dangerous countries been mugged 3+ times in london because of my risk taking behaviour>now I might get bummed by a bloke just to see what it’s likethat's not risk taking that's gay you fucking weirdo>Going up and talking to a woman isn’t a risk to me wut not what i said is it you titlil zoomer never even lived
>>224049029That doesn’t make sense it’s not time travel u can’t go back
>>224049088If you feel about life that way lets practice our homosexual tendencies together tiger
>>224049076also helps to establish trust with the club. he's literally putting his money where his mouth is by investing in the city.
true
Everything in life is dictated by your canthal tilt
>>224049102time isn't real
>>224049101U think 100mph is fast that’s funny Also how is it gay if I haven’t even done it yet? U so focused on all these little labels when u are pushing 40 done nothing with ur life and never even got your dick wet don’t worry about itn
>>224049106
>>224049054Squandered how? Whats the definition of success for you?
my sister is 22 and has no friends never had a boyfriend and sits in her room all daytrue loser women do exist
>>224049111looks lush in those edits but reckon in real life i would just be like "you're an ugly bloke pretending to be a girl" and fuck him anyway
>U think 100mph is fast that’s funny holy fucking cringe
>>224049117>you must wait 60 seconds before you can post again
>>224049135giz her number
>>224049125yes 100mph+ in a little hatchback on public motorway is actually insane, the car like constantly zigzags its position. you've clearly never done anything close to that speed or you'd know.
Cumming sexually
>>224049135Can she become my wife?
oh my bones are aching storms coming up anon you better get home quick
>>224049111Mad how even feminine trannies have no grace and poise
>>224049135Don't say that
just compare cock sizes and get it over with ffs
>>224049138grim gay zoomer tryina justify being fucked up the arsevery very grim
mental how this post refutes hundreds of scientists and philosophers who spent their life arguing that time isn't real
I drove a Hellcat 160mph during my Utah vacation and went backpacking in South East Asia during my gap year when I was 18/19.Wouldn't call myself a risk taker though.
>>224049135I can fix her;)
>>224049072Probably isnt a risk because youre a gay man
>>224049155well shes anorexic and obsessed with nintendo so if you want to deal with that ill give you a ring x
>>224049173agreed big difference between dedicated cars and race environments and shitty unsuited cars on public uk motorways
was it that arianaposter who was wanking with that other bloke over the ariana pic in that webm?
refuted hundreds of scientists but still couldnt get a (you)brutal
>>224049189>shes anorexicdropped
think non drivers dont really understand the difference between doing 100 in a performance car like an m4 and doing 100 in your 2005 ford fiestathe first feels normal but quickthe second feels like the car is gona swerve over if you steer it
>>224049185Once again how can it be gay if i haven’t even done it yet. It’s like you saying you’re not a virgin because you plan to have sex with a woman, doesn’t make any sense
>trying to prove who's the bigger risk taker on 4chan
couldn't be that smart his net worth is peanuts
>>224049220Food will be worth more than money soon
>>224049208exactly. even 60mph on country roads in my 2008 toyota yaris feels like doing 200mph on the motorway in a new bmw
>>224049200cause our mum kept bullying her over being 1lb heavier than our sister as a teen so she went in the other direction and got revenge on mumenstein by making her worry if she was going to starve each day
rorke just fucking bought a jet
>>224049238based
>>224049213>i plan to have sex with a man>I'm not gay because i havent done it yet>but i think about it a lot Do you even think?
council are starting food waste collections soon
>>224049189i'll take herwas so ready for her to be fat
>>224049238mumberg on the ropes
i'm not gay i'm just planning to have sex with a mani'm just planning to let a man fuck my ass it's not gay bro
>>224049213You've committed thought crime
>but i think about it a lotJust making things up now because you lost the argument embarrassing unc
>>224049189She likes french food?
boutta hit the rorke button
>>224049193It wasn't at a race track or anything I was just on the eway messing around with my Hinge date
>>224049274dont think shes ever ate it
>>224049238Sad
yeah i'm a risk takerlet guys fuck my arse, drive above the speed limit, and eat raw chicken
having a grimdark wank
corr
why are there loads of normalfags in here right nownot usually like this
Too pathetic to even reply award
I love Roy Orbison
just kill everyone
>>224049286Maybe that would fix her anorexia
>>224049298MATEnot even gonna say anythingbut you know what i'm thinking
>>224049298Remembering the guy who said he couldnt be a teacher because he'd try and shag the kids
>>224049298I didn't do A Levels me. Another thing I missed out on.
>>224049322dead now of course
>>224049298shitting nora
>>224049316american food would fix her anorexia not french food lmao
>>224049213least delusional zoomer
>>224049316dont think anorexia is something that can be fixed with a bit of food
too young
>>224049298alll of them with the slight crop tops showing of their lovely but slightly pudgy tummiesunreal how hot this is
>>2240492983 1 2 but I'll take any (once over 18 as I am not a nonce)
casio's old watch has a new version with bluetooth and step count and shitthis is an iconic watch and i have the old one but upon reflection i hate how so much space is taken up by shit like WATER RESIST (???) and STEP TRACKER
Who else but shirt pants
>>224049365>slightlyhow far standards have fallen
>>224049189Tell her I've got the softlock prevention Tentacool from Cianwood in HGSS and ask her if she thinks that's cool
>>224049350Great rebuttal old man
>>224049388you'll understand once you're older
>>224049312Love a bit of orbie me. Cant beat the classics. https://youtu.be/QNAVrQ96mpA?is=QodhOSJbc30Hagtd
>>224049365>lovely but slightly pudgyyou mean pudgy and therefore lovely
Seasidemark spiritual minded
mid way through getting fucked by a man but it's not gay because he didn't finish yet
>>224048192Just heard a radio feature about his life and work when I went roonin yesterday. Interesting fella.
>>224049382kek she did use to bring her 3ds to restaurants and play pokemon at the tableanother annoyance for mumberg
>>224049410face literally liek a slapepd arse
>>224049425is that what your arse looks like when someone slaps it?can i kiss your arse please?
rainberg has returned in a seemingly big way
>>224049410Face like a cows cunt
we getting a new thread or what?
>>224049447No sorry.
get the free sheldon edish made now
traveling wilburys me prefer
>>224049424Based autistic Pokemon masterI remember there was a thread on /vp/ where some guy was at his nan's funeral with his Switch shiny hunting over her open casketMental thread that was
>>224049458it's for the best
>>224049431alri closeted zoomer
new>>224049505>>224049505>>224049505
>>224049400Literally listening to this right now<3
>>224049410>Greak
>>224048192>>224049418And they explicitly talket about this painting. Schieles wife forbade him from keep painting nudes so he decided to draw her in a doll like pose as some sort of "subtle revenge".
