conundrums-edition
I had a new thread ready with a Morrowind theme, but I had another thread made elsewhere and had to wait longer.
Used to have a black neighbour and it was NOT ideal. I used to play a lot of racist Opie and Anthony episodes on my stereo in my yard and I wonder if that made him want to move.
>>>/ck/22162204
>>224070628i think manhunt 1 >>> manhunt 2
Why’s this board so dead during western hemisphere hours
I ate too much
>>>/gif/31058800
>>224070660He couldn't hear you over his bluetooth. Did he do anything bad or are you a faggot belldinger?
https://youtu.be/e8X3ACToii0
drinking milk
>>224070683He had a fat white trash wife and they had a teenage mutt son who knocked up a girl and he was a deadbeat. I got tired of hearing them fighting at midnight in their driveway. They were garbage. Luckily they moved and some nice old people bought the house and they're quiet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0D85WpBP9M
>>224070698no other adult animal drinks milk. That should tell you about how you shouldn't be drinking it.
ive become so numb
>>224070723https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>224070715also no animal habitually drinks another animal's milk.
>>224070677Tara Taiton es la mejor
>>224070738aaaaaaaaaaaa shut up
Not sure if my cough is just worse at night or if I'm getting pneumonia.
>>224070667Well it is a week day and it's midnight.
Going to see if dogberg can detect the mouse in the car
>>224070760post dogberg
My jungle fever started in 9th grade when the black girl who sat in front of me in French class shirt was riding up and I could see her thong
I don't like how mice are the villains of animals. They just wanna be left alone
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787107940727141.mp4
>>224070715We can drink milk because we've mutated to do so and we've been doing it for about 10,000 years now.We're better than other animals. Plus we have cheese and they don't.
>>224070772I posted that webm in that thread.
>>224070768It's dark rn. She's a cute mutt though
>>224070791i said post dogberg right now!
gn /cum/shots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9_Tyd2dbMshe is literally fucking perfect holy shit
https://youtu.be/xqYFU1_SiBo
ALL OF THE LIGHTS
why is half of this thread links away from this thread
hey sexy
>>224070823these youtubers embarass people and ruin their lives for content
>>224070853because you can't post porn or videos with sound here.
Remember when some mod stickied a video of sea shanties in a /cum/ thread
>>224070909mods used to be fun. Now they don't do fuck all.
>>224070867The content sucks ass too
epstein sigma edits
>>224070807night bud
>>224070919I swear this was less than 5 years ago but my sense of time is completely unreliable on the internet
'gooned to xev bellinger again' award
>>224070867Their lives were already ruined which is why they're on the show in the first place
Had a class on U.S intelligence agencies today and our guest speaker was a Major in Army intelligence who spent the whole class malding about the Taliban
>>224071005The Taliban are some bad people to be fair
>>224071011>The Taliban are some bad people to be fairYeah but talking about literally crying on the anniversary of the fall of Kabul years later in front of a class of college students about how the war was just and valiantly and professionally waged in order to save women's rights is a level of raped I can't comprehend, which isn't surprising given she's a woman and a glowie
#sendme
>>224071005taliban are actually good guys
Didn't find the car mouse but I'm pretty sure there is one. Noticed too many cough drops go missing with the wrappers chewed through. Took all the edible stuff out.
just drank industrial amounts of milk right before bed
Drank a bunch of water earlier. Hoping I don't have pneumonia like last December
I like the name "Stella", wish it weren't associated with strippers
>>224071106
>>224071075Get unsweetened peanut butter and mix in crushed aspartame powder from a tablet (Equal, NutraSweet). Put it on a paper plate or piece of foil or whatever. Guaranteed dead Mickey.
Get some posts made, guys
the less posters we have the less posts we have the less posts we have the less posters theres gonna be
>>224071225So true
watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJq_l2Pv66Y
>>224071190I hope there's only one. I don't want it decaying inside though
>>224071236Then you need to catch it before it dies somewhere that you can't see it
Why should I be thankful at all for anything god gave me? Inb4 you say the but you could be blank Wow >You have water and food So the bare minimum >You have a roof over your headI share it with my roommates and sister >You live in America Cool cool it's great I live in a country filled with ignorant retards >You live in Boston Overpriced and trashy I wish God could let me return the ticket
COMPANEEE, MAKE READY
>>224071243You have opportunity
>>224071242Yeah I emailed the mechanic. Also took all food out of the car. If he doesn't leave after a day or two it's no more Mr. Nice Guy
we would be happier cutting grass in medieval times
>>224071257It's pointless when your my age and useless I legitimately wish I could be thrown into a garbage disposal
>>224071265>a day or twoIt's going to die of thirst, you need to act now
I wonder if parking in the sun on a hot day with the windows up would drive the mouse out
>>224071277Yeah I hope I can go in to see the mechanic tomorrow. I don't know if the critter is stuck or can leave the car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XYYqZR3O1g
>>224071279drown him, drive into a lake
>>224071243Take some accountability for the pig pen you choose to wallow in. I didn't wanna live with some people, so I moved out. I wanted better meals, so I learned to cook. I moved to where I want to live. You're just gonna bitch about it all, blame others, ask for a refund, anything but accept that you are deciding each and every day to keep things exactly how they are because it's more comfortable to not try. Stop being comfortable! Take an SSRI or whatever if you need it. Just do ANYTHING to get the world you want to have.
goodnight
women piss me off so much
>>224071266Did they even cut grass back then?
>>224071354they cut a a lot of grass
>>224071324I don't wanna take ssris I have zero reason to wanna go back to college because I lost my drive my ex was the only reason I even bothered to go back to school
Man everything we eat is toxic
>just take goldbergs happy pills that fuck with your brain bro!
>>224071265the real solution is to get a tomcat snapper and bait it with peanut butter or chocolate. put it on the floor of your car at dusk and look in the morning. if its a shitty cheap trap you may have to finish the job yourself dont be a pussy and throw the poor thing in the trash or the bushes just stomp and have done with it. if there is a mouse its not likely to be nesting in your vehicle assuming you drive it frequently. depending on species mice can have a homing instinct of about two miles so catch and release is unreliable and can be a death sentence anyway if you let it go in an unfamiliar field with cats and snakes other mice and owls and shit. it sucks but what can you do, good luck.
>>224071324>Just do ANYTHING to get the world you want to have.I just but an AOCussy fleshlight because of this
>>224071354not reallythey used scythes and sheep
The worst lesson I ever had to learn in life is no one is your friend Everyone wants what's best for you til you do slightly better than them People will fuck you over first chance they get People are fickle they have no loyalty Women will always leave you for a a richer man or a man who's better than you
>>224071402I drive it at least once a day most days, usually for 10+ miles. Do they not nest in situations like that?
Reading a spooky book as I relax with some green tea, my nic vape, and some Bubba Kush :]
>>224071422its possible but unlikely because of the noise and commotion. a mouse can squeeze its whole body through any opening its skull can. which if you've ever dissected owl pellets in school before you know that's very fuckin small. even a fat fuck mouse can squeeze through a hole the size of a penny. more likely if one is in your car its getting in through the undercarriage and has its nest nearby in your yard or whatever. you could always put a light dusting of flour on some dark construction paper, or something like that, with some bait in the center and see if any tracks appear. but the easiest way is to set a cartoon ass tom and jerry trap then you'll know for sure.
>>224071421i never did better than anyone, but when i was at my lowest my "friends" slowly abandoned me. they would sigh and say "i guess so" when i called to hang out with them and i let them do that to me for months before they just stopped answering.
The great god penis
>>224071487Yeah I figured it could be coming in from underneath or the engine area. Heard some noise from the dashboard area about a week ago
I found a person online who got body scarification to look like wings got ripped off her back which looked pretty cool, but then a recent picture shows she got back tattoos and you can hardly see the scars now.
>>224071509Lmfao
I've never met a mid Indian girl in my life. It's 90% ugly girls and 10% so hot I don't have a chance in a million years
>>224071504Honestly glad humanity is going extinct human history only taught is that Humanity >Is retarded >Is savage >Violent >Greedy >Fickle >Small >Terrible excuseI am glad the great filter will remove us
>>224071551i feel like we're mogging a lot of other animals. have you seen cat history? oh yeah there IS NONE
>>224071582Still I hate humantiy and myself because I learned again and again no one will ever by my friend or loyal. I honestly would sell humantiy out for the death of our species
why do women get cottage cheese asses? You dont see that with men
>>224071594idk why but I love it when a girl has that
>>224071594>why do women get cottage cheese assesFat distribution is different for them than men
asians are really incapable of being funny sort of like women
>>224071589Sounds like a you problem.
who is this Lindsey clancy girl that chuds are mad about?
>>224071656chris watts girl boss version
>>224071634Are Japs in Brazil like SF Bay Asians here or are they their own thing
>>224071680Chris Watts is getting re-married to a pen pal despite serving a life sentence.
>>224071656You have to be in a profoundly fucked mental state to do that to your kids. She had no motive for doing what she did other than psychosis. Ergo I don't think she's criminally responsible.
>>224071761Why do women be like this
>>224071779you got a problem with true love, chud? Even prison bars can't contain that.
>>224071761Chris Watts deserves the rope.
is cascadia the best state in america and do you recommend moving there? also is it true that people in america have lots of sex?
>>224071761>>224071809>>224071680Watts and Clancey should get together and do Natural Born Killers irl
>>224071767She literally googled how long it would take to kill them, sent her husband far enough away on a fake errand, and immediately asked for a lawyer when the police talked to her. That's pre-meditated murder. She will be found guilty and some prostitute in jail will shank her to death, rightfully so
>>224071814Black men and white women have lots of sex, mostly together. The rest of us don't.
>>224071814>is cascadia the best state in americaBest region on this really shitty map is probably either the South or New England for very different reasons>is it true that people in america have lots of sex?No quite the opposite
Listening to some Hendrix bootlegs tonight :]
"Intuitive Eating" is bullshit, and it's DEFINITELY bullshit for weight loss.
>>224071879I spoke with my doctor today he wants me to do "intermittent fasting" which means no food or drink before noon or after 8pm.
>>224071889I already do literally that. Who tf eats breakfast and who tf eats at night. I'm still obese lol..
>>224071814I live in the mid-atlantic but NJ, NYC, and Maryland are nothing like where I live
>>224071823>Natural Born KillersKino alert
>>2240718898-hour window doesn't do much. Better doing 4 or just one meal a day but that's pretty hard to do.
Some of you are real losers
>>224071889I do that but eat 3000 calories anyway and gain weight
>>224071944that's why 1 meal a day is better becasuse it's hard to eat more than 2000 calories in one meal.
>>224071971I can eat 10000 calories at once idk I'll sometimes binge between 6000 and 11000 at once.
sup homies
seeing all these other generals with hot anime girls. why don't we do that? this is almost a childish dare: next new, some scantily-clad, if clad at all, anime woman. or cortana, from halo because i've been playing it lately. have her feet shown.>>224072033sup dude.
>>224071939they really are aren't they haha
>>224072032no you don't. Go look at how much 10K calories actually is.
>>224072033hello fren>>224072043Pretty sure a Korean one had a femboy but the thread mafia here are apparently very Shartypilled when it comes to anything sexy
>>224072043>>224072113Hello, how are you. my legs kind of hurt, I did 20k steps yesterday in the biggest heat. At least I lost 1,5 kilos.
would you recommend moving to america, and if so to which state? or would you advice against it
>>224071971Doing that is hard on your metabolic system. Can cause diabetes, etc.
>>224072133rehydrate! you're gonna get a headache.
>>224072133>Hello, how are youGood, had my first day of new classes
>>224072154there's people who have been on that diet for decades with no problems except weight loss.
>>224072144This country is doomed
>>224071855ur not american tho. that's not the flag of america
just two more weeks
>>224072072I've counted things I ate during binges and I have eaten more than 10k calories at once. It's not a guess or exaggeration.
>>224072169I drank 3 liters, there's little kiosks every 300-400 meters where they sell waters and cigarettes and other things. >>224072196Good, how was it?
I posit that Commodus' reign was the end of the Roman Empire and everything after him was endless squabbling over a degenerative autocratic bureaucracy
14 minute long "Like A Hurricane," fuck yeah! https://youtu.be/WdZYHvN6bg8
If someone pees into your mouth what happens to the pee... don't you pee their pee? Okay so what happens when you pee back and forth in each other like 69 but peeing, infinite pee?!
>>224072235The stories about Commodus are funny
>>224072144>would you recommend moving to americaYes if you come here with the intention of getting an job an assimilating>which state?I hate to admit it, but California is a nice place to live with a lot of jobs
PLAY FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>224072255he was the kwab of kwabs
Have you ever physically fought your dad? How old were you?
>>224072250scared to death it was some crappy new thing. see if you like budgie's "Turned to Stone"
Whenever I go to a concert I invariably (drunkenly) repeatedly scream "PLAY SOME FUCKING SLAYERRRRRRRRRR" no matter the genre.
If Canada is so great why is it every time a Canadian gets rich or famous they move to America?
>>224070646I miss these memes
>>224072284I yelled at him one time he pushed my mom and sister and put him back in his place. Then I locked him out kek
>>224072226>how was itPretty good. All of them are super full so I didn't get to see everyone in them or interact with them much, but there's one guy in all three of them and he seems like my fren/sidekick for the time being. There's also a cute Mexican girl in two of them who I'll check out next week, so I feel good.My professor is just as retarded as he was last time, while another professor I have is a retired colonel in army still butthurt about Afghanistan.
>>224072326For money, but plenty of rich people live in Canada
Help us help retarded children. Look for /cum/ coupons in this Sunday's paper.
>>224072358>but there's one guy in all three of them and he seems like my fren/sidekick for the time being. There's also a cute Mexican girl in two of them who I'll check out next week, so I feel good.That sounds good bro, we don't have cute latinas here or any latinas here.>My professor is just as retarded as he was last time, while another professor I have is a retired colonel in army still butthurt about Afghanistan.What is he a professor of? I mean the Afghanistan thing was pretty fucked up tbf
God damn, is New Brunswick really that bad?
>>224072442>we don't have cute latinas here or any latinas hereBe grateful you don't.Also Spain has a shitload of them these days.>What is he a professor ofNational Security and Intelligence studies. He's a retired colonel but the woman who was speaking is currently in an undisclosed military intelligence agency and she was going on about how she cried at the anniversary of the withdrawal a couple days ago and how noble and just the cause of defending Afghan women were (conveniently ignoring all the extremely fucked up stuff we did there and denying the comical intelligence failures there).If you needed any proof the U.S is very much in its late USSR/post-Soviet Russia phase, that's it right there.
Trillions of dead jeets
>>224071243you gotta look at things like a gambler. as far as odds go you lucked out
SAAAR WE ARE OF MAKING THE GTAS SAAAR
Quintillions of dead jeets!
>>224072326if I were rich i'd move to a cabin in the Canadian wilderness and hunt for cryptids.
ONE TRILLION BILLION MILLION SEPTILLION SEXSQUILLIONS OF DEAD JEETS
>>224072533Incredible, 1882 Indian devs
>>224072212it's different this time
More dead jeets than atoms in the observable Universe!
>>224072533I guarantee at least 1600 of the Indian devs didn't do anything important
∞ DEAD JEETSGIT SUM
>>224072533remember when games were made with 10 people on staff?
>>224072505>Be grateful you don'twhy? I just want the cute ones, I did see 2 Mexican guys yesterday and lots of Chineseses. I did fall in love with the vinyl store cashier, she's so charming and cute it's unreal. > but the woman who was speaking is currently in an undisclosed military intelligence agency and she was going on about how she cried at the anniversary of the withdrawal a couple days ago and how noble and just the cause of defending Afghan women were (conveniently ignoring all the extremely fucked up stuff we did there and denying the comical intelligence failures there).Classic, women shouldn't be in the military.
>>224071504When I'm "down bad" my friends get distant but they stick with me. I really can't blame anyone for switching up. I have plenty friends down bad. I try to have their back but at a point it becomes too burdensome and its not like its helping them.
>>224072577i'd do anything to go back.
Stumny hurts :[
>>224072606To the loo with you my dearest son.
>>224072619It's more like acid.
>>224071814I've always heard of Cascadia including BC. The region when just referring to the US is called PNW.
jeets will be the #1 target in the holy race war
nothing infuriates me more than watching ads before a youtube video, then more ads come up 1 minute into the video
>>224072660Pay for YouTube Premium like a good little goy.
>>224072593i don't know what "down bad" means, i was never a burden on anyone and never asked for anything. i watched them do many things that they could've been arrested for and i never complained and never said anything to anyone. if you don't have interest in someone anymore then you should be able to look them in the eye and tell them.
>>224072144I've never been to Russia so IDK. America has a lot of cool stuff and a lot of fucked stuff.
I pay for youtube premium and also use sponsor block
>>224072632Milk, or water and saltines.
run over indian people
>>224072685YouTube has the option to skip sponsors with Premium.
>>224072660for me its the full length feature film ads. i let one go one time to see how long it could possibly be and gave up after 3 actual minutes. they never even did mention the name of the movie they were shilling and it was loud as fuck too. nigga im just trying to watch a guy play resident evil revelations
>>224072699doesn't work on smaller channels and you still have to click the skip ahead button, sponsor block does it for you
>>224072581>I just want the cute onesYou almost never get the cute ones, most of them are literally the meme of the Meximutt>women shouldn't be in the militaryYeah man ignore the fact that we were bankrolling a bunch of narcotrafficking pederasts who raped children on our bases and killed their own people in horrific ways, think of the women!
>>224072284Nah my dad was absent for a solid portion of my life. When Tyler Durden says the person he most want to fight is his dad resonated with me. I asked my dad if he'd ever been in a fight and he said no.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Catberg just decapitated a mouse.
fuck you and your corporations yall niggas can't control me
>>224072767
>>224072675Down bad just means you're fucking up. I didn't mean burden in the literal sense. The people you associate with have influence on you. When people are really fucking up you don't want to associate with them.
>>224072718>Yeah man ignore the fact that we were bankrolling a bunch of narcotrafficking pederasts who raped children on our bases and killed their own people in horrific ways, think of the women!That's how you keep the US safe akshually
>I'll never cuddle with a woman
>>224072856And why are you complaining about this here of all places? In the general for discussion of Canadian, American, and Mexican culture?
Do not get on the ships
>>224072856why
Just discovered Google keeps all your search history from decades ago
>>224072918That's not good
>>224072918You can turn it off or deleted it, I was just browsing discogs and then went on Youtube and it recommended me some music i clicked on in Discogs, I hate these fuckers so much.
>>224072929>>224072939Found this gem
>>224072951lol
>>224072939T b h i don't want to delete them, it's memories
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNK1vB7mBUY&
>>224073020do you like electronic music?>>224073001they will use it against you one day
>>224073050>do you like electronic musicYes. I'm currently in the mood for easygoing summer music and I love that album (it and Green are the only Weezer I bother with after their first two).
>>224073134I bought this yesterday for 10 Euros, kind of a steal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QBzQ_jTUQM
thread just died
>>224073250It's about to die even harder because I'm going to bed
>>224073406same, GN frens
Hello guys it's this guy's birthday today please say something nice to him >>224073322
Just spent the last 20 minutes reading about Emperor Nero.
OPs have been terrible lately
What's going through the wagie mind right now?
>>224073600He was a nutcase
>NHL is more popular in America than baseballWhat happened to the whole national sport thing?
>>224073653The pose I strike after getting raped
>>224073832Female genital mutilation
Gracie Abrams is perfect
>>224074277Maybe if her tits were individually larger than her head I would agree
hate carshate owning a carhate maintaining a carhate chasing issues with cars endlesslyand i especially hate mechanicsthe most shady scummiest people on the entire planet
>>224074406I love owning a car, but as soon as it has any problems I say this
>>224074406This time baby I'll be bullet proof
What if trump walked on stage with his pants off and his cock fully erect? Would maga defend it?
SWAT is using acoustic weapons in the neighborhood again to try to get somebody out of their house
>>224074764Of course they'd defend it.I think this would actually be good for society, nudity being taboo is stupid
Do NOT have a popcorn ceiling if you can avoid it. Shit randomly falls on my eye if Im laying back
>>224074789Do you live near blackyboos?
>>224074789Where do I sign up to join SWAT?Sounds fun
>>224074789Actually it might have been a flashbang or a breach chargestill this is like the 5th time I've seen SWAT on my block since I moved here >>224074886I live in New Hampshire and every single time its been for a hispanic person. They are telling some guy with a hispanic name to leave the residence immediately so I think its safe to assume thats the case again
>>224074904Haha>Jose Carlos Rodriguez come out with your hands up!
>>224074812If nudity wasn't taboo, a lot less things would be sexy
>>224074899I thought SWAT got disbanded or something
>>224074955every major police force has a special weapons and tactics team
>>224074904>bean people living in new hampshireIt's so over
>>224074993could also be puerto ricans or dominicans but yeah, manchester is full of hispanics
>>224074986you were nicer about that. i was about to laugh and say that's like wondering if the fire department disbanded.
ablooey
>>224076180bless you.
>>224076400Leave.Now.
>>224076400his greed sickens me.
>>224076425ooh damn, he used periods AND broke it up with a space. better be careful germany, one more cat video and this dude might start using all-caps.
day 4 of nofap :)
>>224077205Keep us posted on how horny you are, whether anything is coming out of your dick, etc.
nofap is easy, i'm on onlyfap. i literally never stop masturbating, even when blood comes out and i get arrested at the store. i've trained myself mentally to where not only do i have wet dreams every single 3-hour sleep, there isn't even anyone there in the dream, and even in my hand i prematurely ejaculate. my nuts are fucking bruised raisins.
Two types of men. One type likes porn posts more than cat posts, the other likes cat posts more than porn posts.
>>224077380and the truth is the harmony of them both
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787314754031367.mp4
My life is like a video game
bro I hate uber drivers so much its unreal, thank fucking god robotaxi's are now a thing in my city
Good morning sirs
Liberals will see shit from a human male and think, "How can I get that on my penis?"
>>224079226Indians will see cow shit and think "How can I get that in my mouth?"
>>224073939Baseball has a lot more games (each team has 162 games in the regular season), so they're not comparable