Modigliani edition
Italy mentioned
>>224143729Not just the renaissance. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Ca62l_X8MVery important song.
Hetero Porn
How many news are there
This is the one
>>224143597Why the long face?Haha!
Alri
the old new as it were
monica geldart bum
>>224144758Done him
this is the one
Hi
why didn't jannys delete the pic from the last thread?
>>224143597>>224143597>>224143597We're all in here
we love alysa
>>224144805It's just a bum. You can go to the beach and see that
>>224144805Ain't no jannies here and there never was
>>224144815big fan of these
>>224144815Yeah sex I guess
>>224144805Union allocated break
britain is inherently a dark spooky country
he is not going to be happy
in lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufCH2plm26Q
>>224144825you won't see one that revealing.
>>224144849elucidate
>noo you can't be my horse you have to be a man instead d
>>224144849it’s definitely dark
>>224144872even the romans thought this was an island of the dead>>224144881not as dark as spain
is this an incel trim?
was thinking about have a wank
monica geldart's bum how do i search
Dr House had a little fun with some interns
>>224144815what causes this?
>>224144905incel barnet
aff tae bed
>>224144905It looks fine Doesn't suit everybody but maybe tell the hairdresser to leave a tuft of hair in the middle maybe it will look a bit like a doggy
>>224144905it's all about confidence
did a quiz to see how many mario kart tracks i could name in 15 minutes i got 143/182
It looms!It looms!It looms for the wagie!Huzzah!
MONICA GELDART ARSE BUM
>>224144825Hmm and do people often work at the beach?
>>224144932well that's an attractive female
>>224144938rainbow road
>>224144929>maybe tell the hairdresser to leave a tuft of hair in the middledon't know what this means
>>224144954things nobody will ever say about sacked tranny
>>224144900computer says no
>>224144966i meant actual spanish people because they look like arabs
>>224144958Like a dog If it doesn't work out it would grow out in like 3 weeks. That's the diff between a bad and good haircut anyway :)
right well
>>224144938for me it's choco mountain
fascism is good
Clavicular started comparing d*ck sizes with Hexumlite in the middle of the club“I’m 6.75”“That’s around what I got too”
girl whatever
Honestly had a really nice time in Stratford upon Avon this weekend but they should consider renaming it Stratford upon Biomass to better reflect it's modern incarnationA load of Ukrainians too, think about half my servers at restaurants were Ukrainians
>>224144932He looks nordic as fuck prussian german ethnicity
>>224144996state of your third eye
>>224144990we all knew that already you massive woofter
>>224144978….touché
>>224144995qrd?>>224145007shag any of the ukrainians?
>>224144966Spanish born/nationality isn't the same as white British ethnic group so you're not comparing like for likeMadrid is a lot more Spanish than London is English though
>>224144905are you the lad who posted his hairline and made fungus have a melty
[Escort, for dogs (companionship and dry humping)]
>>224145007Avon means river so your low-effort racist quip would make more sense if it were Biomass-upon-Avon Do better
Extremely tired team
>>224144995need a glass of her sweat
We at /brit/ find it funny when people have issues involving technology such as being unable to open a rar file
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>>224145019lol
monica geldart bum sexy onlyfans
>>224145057more like a a .roar file AMIRIGHT?
Nigga called River River
>>224145023Did I, a grotty little incel who came up with a term like Stratford upon biomass, shag? No mate, no I didn't>>224145044Fuck off dtfic
lots of calcified pineal glands ITT
Uh oh The incel did not like that one!
>>224145066to me she's beautiful
>>224145057WinPooScream
>>224145033Who is fungus?
>>224145031it’s not exactly like for like because there are second generation wogs here now but they are a small minority of wogs i reckon. it’s not like the uk where a lot of the wogs are second, third, even fourth generation
cried two days in a row nowmight be time up for me soon
have a little sister who is really malebrained would probably think she was a mtf tranny if i only knew her from online profile
Gentle burbling of the grate drain outside
>>224145135girl give it a few years and she'll be your brother
>>224145105yeah can't put my finger on whyit might be that beak
>>224145129Abuela has stopped saying they should eat up
>Uh oh>The incel did not like that one!
South West England is the region that’s gone the longest without having the constituency of the PM (161 y) or Leader of the Opposition (141 y)They also have poor public transport & large amounts of coastal deprivation, but funny how they aren’t being victims like the North.
i'm an incel and a fascist
Why does every asmr girl have onlyfans?
>>224145149she has a very friendly face, she looks like she'd be a good wife and mum
>>224145148dont think so because she is very anti woke and doesnt like trans stuff and is a patriot (all of this part of her malebrainedness)
>>224145189some of the lowest wages in the country but absurdly expensive housingget me out of this god-forsaken hellhole
off to bed
>>224145189it's nice down there and it is famously grim up north
>>224145201my trad bazed pure russian ones don't
>>224145201none of my asmr gfs have onlyfans
blud is fantasising about having a rorke sistervery strange
The rails, the tins of beans, the bindle.. we're looking at it all very strongly. The "hobopill" they call it.
right in the middle of the fackin roooowd-ah!
>>224145211 what do you say to >>224145207
>>224145206sounds like she's repressing
>>224145221Check mate, I bet they do, I just discovered one girl I like is a massive slag with 1000 images on onlyfans
it fucking looms
>>224145209Goodnight
>>224145189My impression is the west country sort of leans into being povvo
>>224145201slippery slope initno one understands the reciprocal relationship to the audience. they all say this is all i'll do i'll never do that other stuff. but no the consumer is their boss
>>224145240dont cry love
feeling a bit repressed
does monica geldart have onlyfans bum sexy
>>224145240not for me as im on housing benefit and £1400 UC and PIP thank you for your service
Fantasising about fucking sakura bakshin O
>>224145232i'd say hello :)
>>224145263scumbag
>>224145240why can't i kiss her betteri need to kiss her
>>224145233its funny she did talk about it a few years ago after she went to therapy but seems to only be getting more feminine with age>>224145252west country is poor but i think the general architecture and vibe is nicer than most of the country
>>224145273melt on wagie
the toil freaks do be setting multiple alarms scream
>>224145272hi mate
>>224145240mental how id be a perfect bf for her but she chooses to munch blakeneny's carpet instead
https://youtube.com/shorts/KLf2B2aG2TU?si=YFDImh657rQu-erQ
>>224145228Can you even hop trains anymore?
Screaming and jumping across the smegroom
get the tins of beans scrannedget the freight trains hopped get the red eye riddenget the bull dodged get the handouts taken get the ace-notes pocketed get the harmonica played get the big rock candy mountain sought after
>>224145263your life is abysmal
>>224145288Post the webm of the guy walking fast
Chagford: City of the Future
>>224145295lets find out
>>224145285s
who is cyber leek
>>224145295yes but it sucks because it's not like the old days where all the hobos would get into a box car and play the harmonica around a fire warming their can o beansnow they have to lay down on the platforms of the back or front of the cars exposed to the open air
i live in the south best :)
ruby if you're reading this blakeney is only going through a phase
ruby should write a book about /brit/
monica geldarse
>>224145291I might rape my own arse this evening but I've got no implement with which to do it. I wonder what I could use? I don't own a rolling pin, that'd be the first option, maybe a spatula? Going out of the kitchen maybe if I get the toilet brush up there, already used to poo, isn't it? Might do that. Just wondering what else. Could use the lamp if i dismantle it.
Yeah I can make an audio track with a fictional adult female AI voice using a teasing, manipulative/gaslighting character vibe—for example, smugly insisting you're imagining things and playfully messing with your perception.I can make it psychological and eerie rather than genuinely abusive, if you want.
>>224145337what is this even saying full-send?
>>224145352lego olivia rodrigo minifigure
If religion teaches us to abandon our earthly desires and reject materialism, why is the concept of heaven itself so heavily centered on materialistic rewards?
>>224143597>I am de negro nowwow nice one modigliani you culture appropriating cunt
>>224145328Due to woke no doubt
allllll righty then
>>224145362tung tung sahurraping my arse with a toilet brush
>>224145365hs?
changing my name to chad pussyslayer
>>224145371this is like that jim carrey film. 'the number 23' they called it
>>224145240She has some severe mental health issues and has for years. She's not open about it, but sometimes she will throw in a random comment or be too lazy to edit something out that lets you know she is completely nuts. Like her phobia of being home alone or the unhinged 'I am an author' monologue.What is an act is her 'I'm such a shy, nice, workaholic perfectionist' personality. In reality, she is a lazy, passive-aggressive, manipulative, insecure little snob. Reading isn't her favorite hobby, having her massive ego stroked is.
>>224145387getting trading standards onto you about that
>>224145401Fucking bitch.
ruby urgently needs to stop fooling about with blakeney and be barefooot in my kitchen cooking meals for our family when i get back from toil
>>224145399wish 'auntie' would stop trying to be relevant
sick of englandsick of life sick in the head
>>224145399why won't they let it dieheard they're keeping the grand tour going too
>>224145414Did you spend your whole weekend seething about da jooooz again?I don't think that's healthy.
>>224145399always thought fifth gear on channel 5 was better
>>224145365Actually interesting how the big-rock-candy-mountain heaven and the niggers-fork-my-anus hell are both later add-ons to abrahamic religionMostly by this one eyetie
>>224145399he's the kind of mf to not even bother getting in a car and filming on location. he would stay in the studio all episode, like how he's on every panel show ever but very rarely as a contestant. yeah i know he did the star in the reasonably priced car decades ago
>Nothing would make me happier than to see Hamas get their hands on thirty of forty of these babies, fly over to Tel Aviv, and ring the Knesset’s doorbell.
went downstairs because im hungry and spider on the floor ok i come back up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO2oZRGOudg
>>224145399People will say Top Gear without the trio will fail because it doesn't have them, and they're correct to some extent because forcing that kind of chemistry will always backfire, but the truth is that the auto industry as a whole is just soulless and boring nowadays.Nobody cares about EV slop and nucars with gay tech features, nobody cares about fuel economy or SUVs. The 2000s was truly the last gasp of the classic auto categories, Top Gear's original run lasted from the debut of the Lotus Elise to the 3rd Gen NSX and encompassed everything in between: hypercar wars, the hot hatch era, the rebirth of the muscle car, hybrid supercars, the return of McLaren, the Tesla Roadster and Bugatti Veyron, the demise of the English carmakers, an era where high end cars were perfectly balanced mixes of advanced computers and old-fashioned horsepower and displacement.Old Top Gear could even make a boring M5 review into something worth watching as Jezza drove it and found it's automotive soul deep inside, or let May find the joy of driving something practical but connected to the driver, or Hammond experiencing the thrill of motoring as for the first time all over again.Today's car market is all slop, nobody cares about reviews for Cybertrucks and F150s, the Japanese automakers have basically reverted to only making slow econoboxes and the legacy Euro marques are just showpieces for oil sultans.
>>224145399Fuck I hope he gets brain damaged in a firey crash
think ill make it my career goal to become the british epstein. a connector, a fixer, a yes man
>abrahamic religion
pee poojust a little bitpoo peea little bit more
>>224145484big shoes to fill with ol jimmy gone
hit or miss gues they never miss huh
still think about the end of the tour sometimes
hehe now watch thisjudeo-christian values
>>224145479Good postAlso the used market is completely fucked so any special challenge episodes are doomed from the start
gone quiet on the /brit/ frontthe toil freaks will be going over the top when they wakescream howl roar
>be american>get finance on a take away pizza >pay it off in installments>over 36 months
Just spent 50 bloody euros on Burger King and it wasn’t even that goodServes me right for getting tempted by goyslop again I ‘spose
>>224145543australians don't have values
Nonsexual_roleplay_mental_institute-femalevoice_(2)
was always more of a gadget show manipods and roombas and the like > cars
>>224145570>Just spent 50 bloody euros on Burger Kingcan only assume you mean shares because how the fuck did you run up a 50 euro slop bill
might spice my evening up with a bit of porno 0_o
>was always more of a gadget show man>ipods and roombas and the like > cars
>>224145619shut up nigga nobody cares
>>224145612coooooooooooooor thats an ideafor me its been lexi belle in her fat phasecooooooooooooooooooor
>>224145570should have gone to Carls Jr
>>224145582Used to soyface so hard at all the stuff they would give away in competitions and beg my mum to let me call up and enter>>224145604Was for three of us tbf. They have a Pringles sour cream burger I wanted to try and I got two
wish we still had comedy consumer affairs shows but there was a big bust up between the producers of the main one around the same time as we caught panel show off the brits
>>224145621your country literally made all the gadgets are you saying americans are gay?!!
feel quite bad at the moment!
And I keep my side of the street cleanYou wouldn't know what I mean'Cause karma is my boyfriendKarma is a godKarma is the breeze in my hair on the weekendKarma's a relaxing thoughtAren't you envious that for you it's not?
don't get why everyone hates mouldie he seems like a fungi
>ipod>2026
>>224145651aw naur
>>224145637haha that fucking competitionreading off five minutes of "a vibrating dildo, two electric shitwanks, a tv, an xbox, an ipod, another mp3 player..."
>>224145582Don't think we had those here. What's a good example?
playing vidya games
>>224145652no, but preferring the toys of women over cars is gay behavior
>>224145674it's an old programme, dumb cunt. kill yourself for making me reply to you.
all wrapped up in bedyou can do that these days. winter is coming etc
>>224145651sorry about that
rip off Britain
>>224145668I don't get ithttps://www2b.c0.abc.net.au/abcpronunciation-external/Search.aspx#?S=fungi
>>224145681Would seethe with jealousy when they would show the previous winners and they just turn up with a lorry at their house unloading loads of random shit
>>224145693not talking about your vibrating buttplug
I prefer women's toys if you know what I meanAlso sad it won't make the titties B cups and locks it down as unsafe if you mention it (or her wearing this without the shoulder thing)
my reaction to that information:
i wish i had some meat in my bun
>>224145701didn't make you do anything sort your anger issues out ye cheeky bleedernot good for your blood pressure that it isnt
>>224145399nominative deterrminism
Vibrating tail buttplug
ちんちんをぶっ壊す
>>224145744haha
>>224145619beautiful
>>224145744Because he's Irish and probably jimmied the window open?
I can still turn it around
B cup titties
time for the second attempt to get through wittgensteins philosophical investigations alongside the 2300 page analysis by PMS Hacker
>>224144888>>224144888>>224144888New
dog barking outsideshould call the police
do they really
>>224145743no ones using an ipod in 2026 fuck you for assuming that just got (you)bait
yeah all your books and academia is cute ruby but you know being a mother in our family is more fulfilling
Need to jerk off more lately for a little bit
>>224145800hey that's my thread. you really are a fan of mine. just goes to show that even if I post ai things outside of /brit/ you'll still end up posting them here. I can't be blamed
Gf has moved from the incredibly bitchy irritable phase right before her period to the clingy touchy feely phase right as she begins her period. Made it through another month lads
>>224145806rat poison in some sausageschuck them over the fence
Need 70mg of seroquil/lexopro and to be jerked off as maintenance
>>224145830Who are you exactly?
>>224145823you need to calm down little man
>>224145857you keep calling me heathermong so it's too late for you to want to identify me properly now
>>224145848dont have any
Onlyusemeblade pissing on "puppy pads" on the floor. You can be envious of a lot of people
>>224145800look what you did now>>224145896
>>224145841You need to menopausalmaxx lad. Its easy work with the gilfs. I went on a countryside date with one last weekend and she let me wank her twat off in a field. Then she bought me a lovely dinner.
blakeneny won't be around forever, she'll find a man and settle down you need to do the same
dont all post at once
Giant Sp ecial Week in bakushin outfit bowing over a tiny man
financing a 'za
ruby im waiting
Didn't forget image but saved it to post it idk Special week or *Tokai Toeoeow*
sad cunt clicking update ten times grow up
>>224145883Don't think I did mate
>>224146012nigga mental
>>224145841>incredibly bitchy irritable phasethat's called premenstrual syndrome mate
When people say they've gone away for the weekend but you don't know if they'll be back Sunday afternoon, Sunday evening, Sunday late or Monday.
>>224146024
>>224146012uh oh meltYe
>>224146051That appears to be an screencap of a scene from the hit television show LOST
>>224145434The Grand Tour hosts are actually good tho. They're also not so old and fat that all they do is sit around or lean on things and the parts where they get in or out of cars doesn't have to be edited out.
>>224146012that's a clever logo to be honest
Ugly in photos attractive in the mirror I just know I’m the ugly version :(
just got home from toil lads and ruby rubbed my shoulders and told me everything will be alright then cooked dinner for our family and i looked at her straight in the eyes then woke up to my hellish lonely existence
Oh god oh fuck
>>224146081thats because ruby is my wifewe live togetheri pull myself off to marfs when i can
thinking about bart gets an F and feeling sad
>>224146009girl next to the fat bald indian looks alright
fighting the urge to login to my fabguys account fr
Rate me
>>224146079ktim
>>224146079annoying that beer goggles work on yourself when looking in the mirror
>>224146118Nice hair
hiya
Yes that's correctI have just finished my 30 curls, 30 crunches and 40 row pulls
do girls ever get horny inserting a tampon
Every one of the 700 schools in Gaza have been bombed.
If I trained ai for a living on horses or dogs I would throw in a "and makethe dog sexy" randomly like in fight club
Is it actually true you look more like the camera or photo of yourself than the mirror version?Might kill myself if that’s the case
>>224146149Tommy robinstein said this is a good thing so I’ll listen to him
>she's from sheffieldwould you?
>>224146155I would start looking into a looksmaxxing routine mate
i mean is this guy something or is he something
need summer back
>>224146155Yeah. Camera is how other people see you, but you rarely see yourself like that so it looks wrong and ugly. Like hearing your own voice in a recording
Today I feel Gazan
>>224146195love lysapops
Florence Pugh likes her food doesn't she? Sexy little pigger
>>224146208not a single qualification between them
I'm a catch though (and attractive)
>>224146203Could you not have just lied to me so I don’t feel like ending it right now
Not sure what I'm feeling right now
>>224146208Cheeky chap lit up every room
>>224146216what an unattractive name
what occurs here
Daniel CraigQueer
>>224146249usually by leaving it!
My belly just won't go away
>>224146241erection?
>>224146267>>224146267
>>224146255gex
>>224146256He rogered Derek Jacobi
off goes the bra
AI going crazy. Is a sexy fox to be fair nice drawing Ai on a madone
>>224146236Could've done but as I said, seeing yourself in photos always looks wrong so there's a good chance you're just normal looking to everyone else but you think you look ugly.It's called the mere-exposure effect. Also, cameras are a bit deceptive too, I'm sure you've seen the pictures comparing different focal lengths of portrait shots.
I'm breaking it's mind
>>224146255tranny and ariana spam
>>224146255i live there
>>224146314mad how fake that is
>sexy foxok fine if you insist
Wearing the foot peel socks, feet will be silky smooth in about a week, before that? lets not worry too much
Question for you next thread...
Just had a shower and now I need a poo
stop fucking about make the new
>>224146378>>224146378>>224146378
>>224146360Need pixels superimposed onto her whole body
>>224146236>you look more like the camera or photo of yourself than the mirror versioni think the mirror is closer because cameras are stretched or something
>>224146386Kill yourself.
>>224146255Cider
how do I get a job if I'm a retrad, laddins?
