up in da club-editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
my tummy hort :(
>>224151059>009 SoundsystemHey I remember when this was on every YouTube videoBack when YouTube was actually fun
Cusm
>>224151078>let the bodies hit the floor>let the bodies hit the floor>let the bodies hit the floor>let the bodies hit the *ting ting*
Domain Expansion: Umaru's World
women owe me? what could women possibly owe me?
>>224151076vgh take me BACK
>>224151096hamster rejection [Rubber stamp]
think I'm just gonna say it
>>224151100That's just plain wrong
>>224151108ik ook?
>>224151108
used to play zombie games on byond back in the day, all those games are dead, theres only like 5 games on byond with any players now besides space station 13
>>224151122holy hellis this real
>>224151108de tren is stuckie wuckie?
A man with a planA penisPanama
>>224151059Average man in any blue collar job >Ignorant>Stupid >Terrible>Can't use big words >All have duis or use drugs >Most never even completed highschool
People don't talk politics at work as much as they used toI remember 8 years back there'd always be someone chatting about current events. But now it's much rarer . most people seem to avoid it altogether, possibly out of fear of seeming cringe
>>224151167Lifted truck
honestly saying n-word is funnier than saying niggerfor this reason I feel we should mainstream saying "j-word"
might apply for a new job
>>224151180
No further sightings of mouse droppings in the car so far. Maybe he left. Hopefully he didn't get into the house.
just sneezed
racism is wrong just said it to gauge your response but you just made fun of my beautiful language
>>224151223I'm deathly afraid of some kind of rodent getting up in my engine bay and chewing on shit and totaling my car
Spilled red wine on my carpet but luckily I had like 5 different carpet removal stains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hioAbdhfN_w
gamer merch
>>224151254I own cats so I keep a case of the scotchguard carpet cleaner stuff with the brush head
Call me a horse of donkey fucker all you want but a horsussy is one of the few things on this planet that's the perfect size for my schlong
what compels a grown "man" to type something like that
>>224151292Mental illness
Civ 6 as a piece of media scratches the itch of enjoying all the great cultures of the world and learning about them, but as a GAME is total dogshit.
>>224151314I'm a Civ V kind of guy
kitbashing is my new background slopit's like "how it's made" but without the experimental rock music
>>224151223>>224151253had one in my car's air filter last week. put some mesh over the air intake and put mint oil on the new filter, supposed to keep them out. so far no sightings.
>>224151314I think civ vi has the best pacing and gameplay but the art style sucks
chinese EV rape incoming
>>224151253Yeah it's a freaky thought. I didn't see any major damage in the engine bay though, and I drive a lot which I heard mice don't like
>>224151314Never played it. Not willing to play a strategy game that requires a gaming computer to run. That's retarded >enjoying all the great cultures of the world and learning about themNot what a strategy game is forYou want that go read a book
I don't like map games or city builders
>>224151332I just replaced my cabin air filter. Haven't checked the engine one yet. I might try the peppermint thing though
i pray china saves us from this gaming dark age
finna play some more pokemon crystal 250
>>224151352I turned my gf into an autistic retard by introducing her to anno 1404 AKA dawn of discovery
write a poem /cum/
>>224151345Alliston mentioned
>>224151357engine one is more critical, if they get past that and into your manifold they could destroy your entire engine with debris or their fucking skeleton.
>>224151360I've never played a good chinese game. all of the good games are made in europe and japan
>>224151376i'm talking about computer parts
>>224151365I am an incel.Women tremble before me.The fire rises.
>>224151369Yeah. I just didn't see anything indicating they were there. Worth a look though
imagine being indian
>>224151379oh... well pragmatically speaking if they started cranking out memory and processors TODAY the smartest thing to do would be to sell them to AI retards for slightly less than what NVIDIA is charging
I've been eating too much lately
>>224151365horsussy desuanime is kiraiby means of pounding creampie
I want to masturbate to release my cum but I fear it will be a pathetic affair
>>224151403I'm going to masturbate to Sara Jay soon
You guys need professional help
The pull of the unemployed lifestyle calls to me. You cannot chain me down with the illusory falsity of employment. Don't even try it.
>>224151280For me it was Spot Shot and carbornara to clean it up
>>224151414She looks like an ogre wtf how can you find that attractive
god dammit ryujinx is crashing on startup again
People who post cheap recipes where it's only cheap by portion and has a huge upfront cost that they don't disclose should be publicly hung in a gibbet
>>224151421i've had it it didn't work
If I were black I would make my name "Dion". Then I would commit lots of crimes.
>>224151425
>>224151425I want to get a Permanent Vacation T-shirt, maybe even one of the Jarmusch movie haha
>>224151449RJK literally did this with salmon cakes. I was ready to learn a new recipe too
>>224151474wasn't Dion this Italian American singer from the 70's or so
i just masturbated few minutes ago but i might masturbate again just to prove that i can
>>224151388
>>224151434Her ugliness makes her hotter
>>224151485yes and George Washington was a British man who owned slaves, but niggers still call their kids George Washington every other day
I don't think I should wear nice clothes while eating anymore. I'm too stupid and retarded to not drip sauce on them and ruin them. I just ruined one of my favorite shirts forever and I'm so sad.I hate myself so much. I'm just going to wear ugly t-shirts and gym shorts for every meal for the rest of my life
>>224151524>just ruined one of my favorite shirts foreverAre you too poor to afford a laundry machine ?
>>224151524I bought a red vintage suede italian coat and I got arby's sauce on it
drinking milk
What are we going to do about this sex recession? I can't keep having more and more sex to pick up your guys' slack. Come on don't be a freeloader
>>224151532The stain isn't coming out I've washed it 3 times and used stain remover each time>>224151534Me-coded
>>224151495very true
>>224151481I saw a video for barbecue pork, the guy claims he got his pork on sale so he already starts from an unrealistically low price point then he divides that further by servings so he's able to say he got $4 pork barbecue, I knew it was a lie before I clicked it but I was still wanting to know what sort of rat fucking number fudging he would do to justify it
>>224151534OHHHHH bonus points if you wear it with a turtleneck sweater. Not sure what points those are, exactly, like the 60's underground look points, maybe
Women exist for me to jerk off to
ktim
I don't think marriage is for me.
Was feeling terminally sad but then a cumtown clip popped up on youtube and I felt a lot better, no one will ever do it like they did, stav deserves to choke on whatever food substance he's currently shoving down his throat for ruining it
>>224151605Never cared for them
>>224151586Shadarious needa chill out
i never thought being normal was gonna be difficult
I don't think having a gf or sex or a job or hobbies or friends is for me
blessed by good portents am I on this especially auspicious of days...how could this good fortune have fallen into my lap and illuminated my life?
>>224151392Didn't expect that ending
>>224151631You are still a child. All of what you mentioned requires responsibility, which you are apparently unwilling to take on.
New rule: we dont post under OPs that don't link the previous thread
Want more tylenol but don't remember when I took it last. Heard too many acetaminophen horror stories to risk it
>>224151642>requires responsibilityonly a job requires responsibility, literal retards fuck and reproduce all the time you're just especially undesirable
>>224151272https://e621.net/p/12f7c
currently watching the taliercio 9/11 video
>>224151167they don't hire white collar anymore unless you have a giga-iga-turbo degree, blew the bossfag, or get hooked up.
Spider bloodSpider bloodRadioactive Spider blood
stinks like smoke outside
>>224151631Hobbies are good. Just do what you enjoySex always good Work always sucksHaving a gf idk Friends can be good. But most people give more than they take. Real friends are hard to find past a certain age
>>224151656The habit of posting previous links in OPs has only been around for like 3 years.The previous 7 years it was rarely ever done.
that's a good point
>>224151699>give more than they take.i meant the other way around
>>224151664This belief is why you lack all 3 retard.
>>224151656how about you stop posting in early mexican threads instead, the mexican posts some mid woman at 305 and you retards instantly migrate every time
i figured it out. the united states is a jamestown massacre inspired zionist death cult
>>224151710yeah, you can't even squish the damn thing if it has radioactive blood, d'oh
>>224151713>all 3he listed 5 things, better luck next time roman statue jeet
I remember the ugly smelly retarded kid we always made fun of in school had a baby just a few years after we graduated and at that point I had not had my first kiss yet. Very eye opening.
>>224151713He's sort of right. Plenty of retarded parents out there that basically abandon their children
I keep chasing women who look like her, bros.
>>224151664>literal retards fuck and reproduce all the timethat's entirely true, this chick wanted to have my babies so bad, she was this petite catholic virgin girl, a bit Med-tinted...well, anyway, I am legally retarded
Seems like every indie band that used to be cool just bitches about politics now
>>224151750DIIV used to be pretty cool, Dopamine is just a great song
>>224151589nevermind marriage i can't even in to dating. what do you even do after eating and sex? talk? watch tv? i couldn't sustain that for more than two days.
>>224151709And what bitch
>>224151760Yeah, surf rock/shoegaze fusion, rad as hell. https://youtu.be/KI79GPXAICMThey're playing near me soon, not sure if I see them or not, especially if this new album is shit
>indie>whole ass professional studio band with a whole team
>>224151784Pretty sure the guy from DIIV plays all the instruments himself and the band is just for touring, but I hear you
>>224151784if you think thats at all surprising wait until you look into johnny rotten
>>224151775this cole guy, he got off heroin and he started to get hyperpolitical, they even wrote a song targeting a CEO, Blankenship, by name. Nothing worse than a former druggie who's sworn the stuff off and will never allow himself any more. Also, Sky Ferreira is hawt.
any yall like tera melos?it's like acid math rock
tho to look at Sky Ferreira's instagram, it's spelled out loud & clear that she's a junkie
>>224151682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJazry_Bxc
Gave that Israeli song that went viral on tiktok a listen. Don't see all the hubbub just sounds like generic mid 2010s indie rock
>math rock
>>224151804Have not heard of themMath rock gives me a headache usually
if i post a roman painting or statue it means i'm trad and based and wise, you would do well to remember that next time you debate me
https://youtu.be/FE7lgCGQ48I?is=xIGFK4AbWQtUMT83
https://youtu.be/_uj8h4SCsnE?si=TN-txvX9vCRT3UE_
>>224151831I kind of respect those punk guys just completely reinterpreting where the genre started out at, it's like the evolution of jazz from its downhome blues roots into a new form of classical music, tho maybe not quite as exacting
>>224151831This kek
>>224151850>punk>jazz>blues>classical It's math rock
Just dropped my car off at the dealership after taking it to 3 different mechanics last month
>>224151861math rock is post-hardcore which is punk
math punk is indie surf
Dogberg just pissed on my leg and sock what the hellyante
science rap
enough talk of music genres, let's talk our favorite gock genres
>my face when grandma starts rapping faster than Eminem
my music is like the sex I deliver, fast and chaoticyour music is like the sex you deliver, stinky and gay
>>224151867The dealer will likely find the issue, but you will pay full price for it now
>>224151915>full pricemore like 4x for parts and $300/hr for labor
my cawk is like gaba gool - nuthin' but fat & nitrates!
>>224151915I mean I know at least part of the problem I just hope that they wont create NEW problems at the same time like every other mechanic on the planet has. I hate mechanics so much and I would suck elons dick if he could just replace every last one with some kind of automated AI
https://youtu.be/qQlMBqdKWb4This song is spiritually post-punk
>>224151925so now you hate italians AND pkd
Cheeky 2AM can of ginger ale
might goon but i need inspirationgonna stroke to this thread for a while
>>224151928some mechanic shop was taking out new engines and replacing them with older ones.
>>224151944I don't consent to you jerking off to my posts
hate when i visit other generals and they don't speak english
>>224151962I don't really understand why its illegal to kill non Americans honestly
>>224151952the should be publicly executed
>>224151964>>224151982
>>224151928During the pandemic my mazda got hit in a parking lot and no local body shop person would touch it. The damage wasnt even that bad, but for whatever reason my insurance company made me wait 3 months for a new door to ship from Japan.The entire car repair market is a scam
i'm smol and tight >.<
Does anyone have the gif of the soyjak taking off his glasses
I like the aftertaste of raisins in cognac but hate the brandy taste at the onset
>>224151996i like the salty aftertaste of your cum
might start dating trans women if i don't get a real gf by the end of the year
I just intercepted this meme. Good thing it didn't end up somewhere else, there's some fucking sickos out there.
>>224151992How many fingers do you think I could fit
I check out the restaurant at Owl Creek near Aspen where a certain Dr. of journalism was a regular and they have bison burgers! Why can't I have a bison burger?
>>224152008what a coincidence I've been thinking about becoming a trans gf if I don't get a gf by the end of this year
>>224152008Just have sex with ordinary men
sent that freak flying
didn't know simon rex did gay porn
>>224152017You can buy ground bison in most grocery stores here and make bison burgers at home
>>224152008Grim
>>224152020no that's gay
>>224152009would make more sense if he was in the lower ass cheek looking up as is that image makes it look like her ass has an indent for his mouth to hook in to
>>224152032So is having sex with men wearing wigs
>>224152008if you are desperate enough to go for a troon there's a very real chance the troons would reject you and you end up roping in humiliation so you should just think that you could do it but never actually try so you can stay safe in your own mind
>>224152026what's it like? Cause you can't eat European Bison, there's like a couple of dozen of those left
>>224152047they wouldn't be wearing wigs. They'd look like females in all ways except with a dick
>>224152054Like beef but leaner.Pretty good
caffeine did not help me lock in
>>224152057They never look like actual women they always look like gay guys in drag
I want to blank your blank
>>22415206995% don't but 5% pass.
>>224152082Cope
>>224152088my future trans gf will look like Finnster.
you niggas need to stop being so horny you gross ass FREAKSlock the FUCK in to your grind set and thinking about ways you can grind some more
Why do you guys always talk about trannies
>>224152102Culture war
>>224152102they're relatable
>Dan Sullivan endorses Dan Sullivan to beat Dan Sullivan in perplexing Alaska Senate racelol
Lindsay Clancy already gave herself the chair eh
https://youtu.be/WxOFvpplvAMRise and grind snowflake
>>224152100>stop having sex and work harder for mr shekelberg!!!!
>>224152123its 10:30
No more trannies for me I grew out of gooning to trannies
>>224152126You are not having sex>>224152142Welcome to the grind
have you visited texaco?
>>224152098Fagster looks like a gremlin in pictures that aren't perfectly set up
he posted it again award>>224150831
>>224152166First time I've seen this post
>>224152145Same sis
>>224152171you've never seen the olivia-filipino spammer?
>>224152166That guy made me attracted to her i used to think she was mid
>>224152166flips can be cooltho the country is an outrageous mad max style shitholelook at toro y moythat guy is smooth
>>224152181no
Some of you niggas really aint on the right grindset and it shows
Kind of sad knowing that dogberg will never talk to me and I'll never get to know his thoughts
I only know Manny Pacquiao
>>224152190>>224125806>>224097061he makes the same threads every few days
>>224152204But that isn't trueYou understand eachother on a subconscious level
https://youtube.com/shorts/3ySQUCzluyw
aged like milk
goodnight
>>224152288routine inspects are a waste of time because corporations just end up preparing for those inspections. It is significantly more beneficial to only have random inspections and audits
Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene
https://youtu.be/ZVm3ZSaQKRk
Excited for my morning cheesecake in 6 hours
about to rape myself
Time for skyrim, back in 3 hours
>>224152288I'd say survival of the fittest, but it seems the worst that happens is a drop in IQ, which is objectively worse than a drop in a low IQ population.
Back from my janny timeout
>>224152288I remember everyone cheering trump for removing this, removing beef standards, ect. I feel so fucking stupid for being maga unironically
I like the fall time because it reminds me of 18-19 year old Canadian boy butts. Apple cider, cinnamon apples, baking spices and warm pies, syrup. Autumn is resting your head on your Canadian boyfriend's butt after jumping in piles of leaves all day.
Maybe you shouldn't let turd worlders handle your food.
Farted through my penis
i think im cooked
https://youtu.be/fhpAolluo9g>nigga sneaks into a highschool and pretends to be a kid>make it a youtube video so its okaythis shit foul as fuck, these pedos need to be stopped
My mom just ran down the stairs and beat the shit out of me and sucked my dick and told me I didn't say nigger enough today
>>224152444>tim hortons article.png
this hobby is so fucking stupid
>>224152525Did I say we were any better?
canada is really going to let some retarded nepo baby destroy their country for a decade AGAIN
>>224152553Imagine financing a pokemon card
>>224152566we're doing the same thing
>>224152577The US is at its peak in every measurable way
>>224152553Worth every penny
My book is coming September 5th
>>224152584uh huh
Praise God.
God is jewish
Almost tempted to buy a wig I'm so tired of being a baldcel
>>224152596that would matter if the euro was the global currency
>>224152584Not your wealth though
>>224152626My wealth is the highest its every been because of my investments
>>224152623why would the average joe sixpack give even half a shit if the dollar is the global currency or not
>>224152636K
phwoar see mh posg endnof last breadingtonshire if wna see myatest kittington ratingit might be yours!
The vast majority of americans are poor and struggling in a K shaped economy but whatever
>>224152217rancid
>>224152649keep your reddit posts on reddit gay boy
>>224152659quiet nigger. Import some more jeets
>>224152637>why would the average joe sixpack give even half a shit if the dollar is the global currency or notcheaper imports, makes the economy more stable which means they can easily make money by simply investing in their own economy, which also helps them.
Starting replying to my posts or I'm not gonna waste my time here do better
>>224152679why would we get cheaper imports if [redacted] is tariffing every country we import from?
We simply need more mexicans!
Everyone is poor but the GDP is way up bros! The top 10% own 93% of stocks but thats ok because I got mine goy! >>224152692Don't worry we already bailed out the corporations that were affected by tarrifs
>>224152649"poor and struggling" has much different definition than it did, say, 50 years ago. If the poor lived the same way the rich did 50 years ago they would be considered extremely poor>>224152692because there is a constant demand for the USD because you don't have to pay an exchange fee because its a currency that everybody trades in.
Crazy how a woman can look super hot in one pic but then be ugly in others.
>>224152719Crazy how you can look ugly in every picture
>>224152717so why is the value of the dollar plummetting if people want it so badly
>>224152717So nobody owned homes 50 years ago
I had sex with a philippina once and she had a hairy pussy and hairy nipples She was like a little monkey
>>224152742you can own a house and still be poor
>>224152755Not anymore lol
That despair you feel when you get a moment of clarity where you realize you wasted your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxEXGrOCiPw
>>224152729Mostly speculation and unstable global trade. But claiming it is "plummetting" is a crazy overstatement. Even more so if you look at the rest of the world. If anything the USD has been artificially high in the last year because the strait being closed has hurt nearly every other economy in the world more than it hurt the USA which weakened their currency relative to ours.>>22415274299.9999% of modern americans would have no concept on how to fix anything in their house if they owned one. renting is actually better for these people because their home would eventually degrade and they would lose all investment
>>224152799>Even more so if you look at the rest of the world.I dont see other countries having measles and polio outbreaks, or getting the shits from lettuce. New home ownership is at an all time low, the job market is awful, and we're donating trillions to israel while entering yet another Middle east quagmire, but hey, have you seen the Dow jones industrial average?
Two more weeks bros I can feel it!
trust. the. plan.don't be a panican.
>>224152772aren't you like 23?
>>224152799Holy shit what an insane cope. Try not to suffocate on trumps cock migger
>Nigga thinks the rest of the world is doing betterlol
Panican sounds like a type of bird
Hitting the penjamin and listening to rasta before I start my night shift at Walmart
>>224152897this is hands down the most cringe post I have ever read in /cum/
>>224152897Warehouse or security?
>Hitting the penjamin
>>224152832>I dont see other countries having measles and polio outbreakswhy is that my problem? Do a google search and you will see the USA is not on the top 10 list of either of those>getting the shits from lettuceYou must not travel much because there are plenty of places where it is well known you don't eat certain things if you dont want to shit out your guts> the job market is awfulUnemployment is 4.1% (which is very low)>we're donating trillions to israel no we arent>yet another Middle east quagmirethe USA has been at war for almost its entire existence, at least we aren't doing a ground invasion and are disarming a country that has been causing chaos in the region for half a century>>224152861What does Trump have to do with any of this lol
>>224152911Warehouse
>>224152920>why is my country having outbreaks of long eradicated degrees my problemlol
>>224152920>Unemployment is 4.1% (which is very low)unemployment rate doesn't count people who NEET.
Open boarders is clearly the soultion
>>224152934disease*
>>224152947I prefer cool boarders to open boarders
>Unemployment is 4.1% (which is very low)
Most of my work buddies in Walmart are indian sometimes they share curry with me
>>224152941U-6 is at 7.9, which again, is very low
>discussing /pol/itics at 3 in the morningyou niggas never stop
>>224153011its not politics its economics
What about gockonomics
Annual inflation is increasing faster than wage growth. 64% of americans live paycheck to paycheck. 56% of adults cannot cover a sudden $1,000 emergency with savings. 71% say a 1-week pay delay would trigger major financial distress.
who cares the dollar is down, gas is up, grocery prices are up, the housing market is imploding, and we just bailed out corporations for the tarriffs from [redacted], LOOK AT THE DJIA
>>224153033now we're talking
Over a quarter of American households now expend 95% or more of their total net income purely on non-discretionary necessities (rent, car payments, basic groceries, utilities, and debt payments) rather than discretionary luxury splurges
Can we please address the industrial gock utilization rate
If you're afraid of the stock market just buy precious metals retardAll of the things you're bitching about are only going to get worse globally as automation and robotics progresses (which it will for the rest of civilization).
>>224153085I look at the consumer gock index
Gock and gay politics yep it's time to sleep
Gock politics
corr just poiped
Tortured the hell out of my nipples on Saturday and they still hurt
>>224153123It's not normal to poop that often. You need to see a doctor.
my portfolio has heavy gock market exposure, i'm getting a bit nervous about the bong yield instability
One of my nipple rings fell off while I was high and now I can't find it
wtf, clicking a tab with M3 closes it
>>224153178
>>224153185
Carney gonna put the money printer into overdrive. Exciting times ahead!
My assless chaps came in the mail
Jeets love working security jobs
