Heavy Loads EditionPrevious >>224151059
>>224153185Sad ass
stop posting trannies for the OP
>>224153195Thats what they call me
>>224153185The milk truck has arrived
>>224153185>previousgaycel thread btw
We need more jeets!
>>224153195she IS asian
Why do 'jeets eat da poopoo?
>>224153223Feces is a natural aphrodisiac
>>224153208https://youtube.com/shorts/Qb5kAGGyJ-k?si=w7rOZP9nYTz8GLco
>>224153195I like small shapely butt. Maybe cause I'm white?
>>224153253
>>224153253Cause you are gayer than a rodeo clown
https://youtube.com/shorts/wlCQasCaf1I?si=uJRdQPSiLh2oWg8R
her butt is pretty normal sized imo
ungrateful goyim
>>224153251>>224153273Just how John A Macdonald envisioned
https://youtu.be/fr4__yr0gXEITS OVER!
I wonder when the j-word for Indians will be considered a harmful slur like the n-word
>>224153185Perfect ass>>224153195Virgin
An electrician I use to work with was a hired mercenary for a corporation before he was an electrician and he told me that they would have them push burning barrels of oil out of helicopters/planes in south american because it was technically legal as long as it wasnt a bomb
terminator 10: the wall day
>>224153355Didn't seem to work they're still here
>>224153369good lord who was the fat one
listening to sublime because im basically a white black man and i smell bad (weed + sweat + cum + shit)
>>224153381Why would a corporation care about illegal immigration? It was so they could claim land and resources
>>224153391Edward Furlong
>>224153395I meant the ethnicity. Sounds like the corporation has small dreams
>>224153391John Connor
>>224153411what the fuck are you talking about? are you esl?
>>224153393I remember I told a recruiter for a temp agency that I listen to sublime and he could barely restrain my laughter. It annoyed me at the time
>>224153266You are a baboon!
>>224153355Tell me more
>>224153436made me laugh out loud
https://youtu.be/oCez-4XUoewexciting stuff
>>224153457ok dude frick off
>>224153455I don't know a lot more. He wouldn't tell me what corporation or even what country. I know he killed a bunch of people as a mercenary and thats about it
>>224153474why did you tell a recruiter about listening to music associated with white trash junkiesno offense
>>224153480Hope he dies in a construction accident
I wish I went jogging today.
>>224153481he asked me what music I listen to, I don't remember why. i think part of the reason he laughed is because I was also agreeing to do field work on a farm which is a job mexicans usually do
>>224153486and I hope for a million dollars to fall into my lap
>>224153185I wish this was my pov every morningWaking up to that every morning must be a greater stimulant than heroin
>>224153501it would certainly make the work day easier
>>224153501it would get boring after a while
>>224153495Everyone who knows the band Sublime and listened to it associates it with that somewhat embarassing time in their life, back when they didn't have a lot of responsibilities yet and drank and smoked a lot
I close my eyes and grope my manboobs pretending it's a woman's boobs while I goon
>>224153532I do this with my ass sometimes in the shower but never while gooning
I had 17k in savings in 2020. Now it's 13k because I kept spending it and never worked since then. This money had the buying power of 22k in 2020 according to AI analysis.
>>224153547no homo but I actually have a pretty good ass for a guy>>224153548invest it in VWCE,17k will be 25k in less than 2 years, way more if you keep adding
>>224153548you started with 17k 2020 dollars and ended with 22k 2020 dollars even though you spent a bunch of itseems like you're winning bigly
>>224153548Why would you not invest part of it into literally anythingYou could've invested in just about ANYTHING and it would've doubledIf you would've bought silver it would've over quadrupled BTC it would've 10x'dUnited Airlines Stock it would've over quadrupled I don't understand the mindset of people who have savings yet don't invest it in anything at all
*saunters up to the bar and leans over it**slowly tilts the brim of my hat up and cross my leg behind the spur of my other boot*They call me... the Raped*camera zooms in on just my eyes as a whip sound plays, freeze frame with the text "The Raped" overlayed
>>224153586inflation ate into his savings as well, so he lost 7.8k, the 4k includedthis is why you invest, not because you want to gamble, but because you don't want to lose moneyit's not gambling to invest in an index fund like VWCE
>>224153586Taxes on all that stuff intimidate me.
>>224153664If you've somehow only spent $4k in the last 6 years you wouldn't have been paying taxes on it anyway assuming you're not making money in some other way
>>224153659Food looks like she and they're not looksmaxxed (shes ugly)
>>224153704Shit
>>224153185They're too big...
>>224153718For you
Absolutely raped my sleep schedule
Recommend me some good creepypasta/spooky story YouTube channels
listening to tool because im gay, new album coming in 2027
Invest all of your money into gockThis is financial advice
FOR THE LAST TIMEITS GLOCKG L O C K NOT GOCK
Should I eat cheesecake now or go to eep?
>>224153844If my posts ends in a 6-9 u will go to sleep, if it ends in a 0-5 u will eat the cakeIf dubs, you will begin to develop cancer tonight
>>224153859Guess I'll go to eep
>>224153894may you dream of delicious cheesecake
Where is zoom zoom
VWCE and chill, that's guaranteed growth with vanguard, an established investment management companydont buy individual stocks unless you have inside information or keep a tight and boring VWAP/EMA cross strategy with 4% profit before shorting, which is never going to make you rich
>>224153930I can't sleep now I hear catbergs fighting outside my window
I would never invest in europethat is like genuine suicide at this pointMAYBE id invest in poland specifically, but at this point, that ship has already sailed and arrived at the promised land
Did you get this with your preorder?
>>224153972european redditors crying about the US and only buying European will never not be funny to menever ever bet against the US
>>224153979Of course not, you have to pay separately. And don't even get me started on how much the cage costs, which I also purchased
C’est quand la dernière fois que les états-unis ont été «Les gentils»?
>>224153942He unalived himself after a brutal bullying session unfortunately
Anyone else game while watching porn?
>>224154016avril 12, 1861, et canada?
>>224154016Aujourd'hui
>>224153994I haven't seen that but I don't go on reddit. I have seen canadians try to say the same thing but its hard to imagine what they have to even invest in at this point that isn't being replaced with the chinese equivalent
>>224154051europeans never invest anyway, theres zero movement until wallstreet opens, which youre locked out of if you buy from the european stock marketeven european stocks bought on the us market barely move
affect and effect should battle to the death and only the winner gets to stay
>>224154154How does that æffect you personally?
What went wrong?
>>224154277his wife fucked his sons friend and then bragged about it to the media while looking like an ugly bald gremlin
>>224154277That looks ai generated
Where did everyone go
>>224154507I'm playing skyrim
>>224154507we're all playing skyrim
>>224154507we're having gay sex while playing skyrim
george W rizz
I'm back
>>224155017The president of my childhood (though Clinton was president when I was born)
No matter what I do, I can't fix my sleep. I revert back yo sleeping at 6 AM and waking at 1 PM.
>>224155093im from 93, i dont remember clinton much, i do remember the war on terror era and direct middle eastern interventionism, the news and politicians would always rile us up about the soon to come attacks fron people like saddam and gaddafi, they taught us how to survie a bomb blast in schooli had older family members in iraq, that war fucked them up pretty good with all the door busting and suicide attacks on military bases
>>224153185Was she natural or nah?
>Go to walmart and buy something a couple of weeks ago>use self checkout, give no info, decline receipt >get an email a couple of weeks later asking them to confirm I was at the exact walmart I went to a few weeks ago at the exact time of dayalright then... is this a threat?
>>224156146You're in troubbbbllleeee
>>224153185latte...
>>224153185This is a certified spam bot. The post has no grounding in reality and has nothing to do with the thread at all. It's not even a British flag
really only feel content when I'm trashedI don't think this is sustainable really think I might die very early
zoomers turned out to be gayer and lamer than millennials impressive feat tbqh
>>224153318>virgin calling others virginslol
>>224157230everybody turned gayer and lamer than millennials once internet addiction became mainstreamthe internet was the problem the entire time and the gayer and lamer the internet becomes the gayer and lamer the person becomes
>>224154543hell yeah
each new gen is demographically worse than previous gens
reducing people to supposed generational traits is astrology for direction-brains
>>224153185After being used for like 2 weeks straight by this girl I finally got the last laugh. She asked me to drive her to her exes house "just to get closure" to which I gleefully said sure I'll take you there. Made sure she took all her stuff with her. I didn't even finish parking at my house (~15 min drive) before she began blowing up my phone calling and texting me to please pick her up and she made a mistake and etc. I expected that outcome but I didn't expect it to occur so soon lol.I just left her messages on "read" and didn't answer any of her calls. Many hours later she messages me how she had such a hard time and had to borrow money from her mom to get home. Maybe she forgot the time she said to me "No offense but if my ex messaged me to get back together I'd leave you right that moment and never talk to you again." Stupid arrogant cunt. Pride comes before the fall.
https://youtu.be/Rqu-7RykUSo
>>224158630It was just a shit check anonPlease understand
The first 5 or 6 seasons of madtv is really good
>>224158788What is a shit check?
>>224158891A good indicator of gut and general health.
>>224158630I remember reading almost this exact same post here a few months ago.
>>224153185I see janny was having a fit this morning
>>224158630Women legitimately won't learn anything from this experience either, it's purely for your benefit. Very based of you though still.
/cum/? More like /dead/
>>224153185test
>>224159365Congrats you ban evaded
I did not have sexual relations with that trannitor
>>224159331neets don't wake up until noon/afternoon
>>224159405Xhe probably would have liked it
the loudness of passing cyclists conversing
>>224159450I think our beloved janny also banned some anons
hey man
>>224158891foids do something retarded and expect you not to be just as retarded as they are
>>224159487nice shot
>>224158891Women causing problems to see how you react
>>224159484I'm happy that there is no stupid 4chan users
I don't know if I made this post before but you ever hear Todd Rundgren on the radio singing and think it is Carole King for a minute? They sound pretty similar
>>224159083That's impossible unless someone else experienced the exact same situation as me a few months ago. I guess it's possible but that's weird.>>224159130I realized that while driving her around yesterday. She's never going to change. She will always be the victim, she will always have been just mistreated randomly by everyone and she will never take accountability. In her eyes I'm sure I'm just some asshole who abandoned her for no reason at all, no way she could ever have predicted it!>>224159500I'm growing to really despise women at this point. I will be fair and admit that I seem to just attract a particular type of bottom of the barrel trash when it comes to women. Maybe good ones exist out there, but not the ones I ever interact with.>>224159535Welp, now she knows.
Women are right to ignore and reject me. I am an unlovable pathetic miserable creature. Happy Monday y'all! Happy humpday! Happy sexday for your penis and boobs!
>>224159671Happy Monday Mr. Leafington
Operation don't get drunk until friday
>>224159717<3>>224159731You will succeed!
hello
>>224159655A shit test isn't terrible, but if it's ridiculous or something it's not worth being around someone like that anyways. I was texting one girl a few years ago and she ghosted me out of nowhere, and I wasn't sure if it was a shit test or not but I called her a retard anyways and never talked to her since. There's a point where it's just them being a douche and pretending like it's a prank or something.
The sad thing about halo reach is that we don't have heros like noble 6 in real life. He died not for glory or honor but to protect people and hold the line
return to fish
had an appointment with gymstein. saw 4 freaking demons today.
>>224159846isn't sperm similar to fish? i suppose we all started off as fish
>>224159671Womemes only love themselves and their own children. Even this is not guaranteed as many hate themselves and are indifferent towards their offspring.
>>224159851Describe the demons, please. What did they look like? What were they doing? How often do you see demons and where?
>>224159822Jorge the ultimate homie
>>224159812Hi good morning grand rising morning glory upon thee. I hope thou mayest hath a kingly day
>>224159914they look like humans and i see them every time i leave the house, but do not be deceived, for they were created by the great deceiver himself.
>>224159974But soft, behold yon faggot
>>224159846We are still technically Sarcopterygii (lobe finned fish)
>>224159822We have heroes in real life but our society hates heroes now and worships guys like George Floyd instead
women never forget the guy they lost their virginity to
>>224159671women reject you because you are ugly lol
people are too public with their loneliness. you could put a gun up to my head and i would not write and post this for thousands to see. i mean this is just fucking sad. and really funny, but sad.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yvVmh4lgd_g
>>224160386Anti-Indian discrimination
post-beer farts are quite rancid this morning. actually unpleasant, ruining my entire morning.
>>224160424It's sad that so many people think this way
>>224160386Thanks Mexico. Now I see the error of my ways.
>>224160472I blame social media and phones.
>>224160472There's definitely more sadcels out there who just wallow in pity and they're alone through a more self-imposed lifestyle. That being said, women have access to so many beggars via the internet and their attention seeking behaviour is off the charts. They no longer need to worry about getting attention from a real person locally, they can just go online for fulfillment. They know when they're 30 they can just find some desperate guy and collect betabux from him. Dudes literally toss themselves at the first girl to offer a crumb of pussy when they've gone that long alone.
>>224160424>gta 6 unmoderated>post deletedI checked to see if this was a real post and reddit deleted it lol
>>224160472>>224160523>63% of men aged 18 to 29 are single, compared to 34% of young womenNo escape from the blackpill
In Incognito mode
Life is mid
>>224160550most gen z women are whores
>>224160550that can't even be possible when you consider men are about 50% of the population, unless a shitload of those women are lesbians dating other women.
Had a dream I was young and healthy again. Woke up to crushing reality.
looking at the local high school's website, things are dire, demographically
>>224159846>>224160670I saw these pictures on Twitter too
>>224160684u 2 r jacked in2 the same mainframe :o
>>224160670why?
>>224160114Joe csmmmmmmmmmgmŕm
>>224160633>he doesn't know Chad has multiple gfs and women date men over 30NGMI
This is the worst of the worst list on Homeland security. This is the country with the highest list entries... What country do you think it is?
>>224160670My High School was still like 80% White when I entered it and it's probably around 80% non-white now, very grim stuff
>>224160919canada
>>224160915ohh OK. too early for math, haven't had my coffee yet LOL!!!!#coffee
>>224160919Gots ta be a Latinx country
'latine' seems to be the new thing, instead of latinx
Stinky britches
I hate my old friends
>>224160993You say latine to respect trannies, I say latinx to mock latrinos, we are not the same#sigma
if they're Latin, how come i never see them doing this?
>>224160993way, WAY too close to "latrine" for this to be unironic, and it still mutilates the language so it really didn't fix anything wrong with latinx
>>224161052Some of them have the not wanting to work thing like Spain and Italy down
Your English is very good
>>224161052we don't receive those ones
>>224161083'Member when diaspora Asians tried to make this a thing to say to White people like it was an epic own? Lol love those silly little slants
>>224161083So is yours :)
>>224161065
Where there is life, there is hope
>>224161238
>>224161509kek
Keep getting random calls from Canada
If you are from Canada stop calling me!!!
>>224161509
well, jason?https://youtu.be/80JMmCv0h_U
Nobody likes a downerLet's all smile and be happy or at least pretend
>what hobbies do you have anon?4chan
damn
Having a cheesecake breakfast
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. that's why i shit on company time.just took a nice 20 minute dumperoo.
>>224161800no cumcake?
>>224161906That's only for your mom
grim ahhh world
>>224160424where’s the lie?
Going to the potty to take a dump anybody need anything?
Got dadberg to spell Icup-ness
>>224159655> That's impossible unless someone else experienced the exact same situation as me a few months ago. I guess it's possible but that's weird.Yeah I meant it’s happened here before, not that you’re making it up. Same situation IIRC: guy drives girl to BF, wants guy to pick her up immediately, guy ignores.
>>224159671gem
Sharting out liquid magma
Should I eat the last slice of cheesecake
>>224160523Tactical trvthnvke
>>224162063I knew somebody that worked with him at a place that made chocolate in Milwaukee
>>224162277post it here first
>>224153185>file deleted>all these (You)'sI need to see it
>>224160618>Most
>>224162323it was a big titty asian
drinking coffee
>>224162341this>>224162352first cup? did you make it at home or buy it?
Dogberg shit inside it stinksYeaaaah yeeahhh yeaaaaah yeeeaahh yeaaaaaaahhhhh
Does anyone want to go to the range?
>>224162341with a sad ass
HOLD ME BACKIM GARN POOP
>>224162323https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Heavy%20loads%20edition
>>224162431no
I see focussing on myself as a rational course of action, and chasing women as irrational. I simply do not have the looks/money/status to make courting women worth my time. You can call it whatever you want, at the end of the day I’m not simping and I’m not complaining. I made a rational decision based on the choices available to me.
>>224162394first cup and i made it at home.
>>224162341
Where the fuck are you supposed to meet women anyway?
wrong (You) please understand
>>224162554At hooters
Dealership called meAll the repaired they recommended me were $14,000 total (more than my car is worth)I opted for them to replace the seals on the rear differential as that is one thing that I know most other shops won't even touch, still over $1400
>>224162532Good catberg diss>>224162574We don't have those IN Canada
>>224162581Cut your losses and get a hellcat
>>224162554>wanting to meet womenchat, look at this freak. that is so weird bro, like leave them alone.
>>224162581Go to an actual mechanic the dealership recommendation is always ludicrous
>>224162581Do it yourself
>>224162615there is no other mechanic I have found here that will touch a rear differential they all consider it part of the transmission
>>224162581the price of freedumb
>>224162595We have multiple provinces with Hooters locations THOUGH
Belly is getting too big
>>224162554strip clubs
>>224162629no place I can legally work on my car. if I do it in my apartment parking lot i break my lease
POMNIPOM. NI.
>>224162658at least you're not speaking German.
leases were meant to be broken
waheeyyyyy
Drank too much last night
I want a psp
>>224162737me in 2007
>>224162737Want mine?
>>224162699sprechende deutsch?
JASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????https://youtu.be/65X2wuE8rSs
>>224162750Yeah
>>224162752Burger essen
>boss thinks I'm gonna go in on my day offHe is in for one hum dinger of a surprise
>>224162747Did you get one
I hate how the velvet underground are mainstream now. Nig I showed the band to ran off with it and said "nooooo dude, i discovered them myself". Fucking plebs.
>>224162820Zoomers have no universal dominant mainstream dictating tastes so every niche WILL be discovered
>Band snobberyThat is like so 90sNobody cares anymore, rock is dead and has been for a while now. People don't even form bands anymore
>>22416278040 bucks>>224162820The VU were never an obscure band
>>224162904>40 bucksHow about 40 dick pics
its so over
>>224162897It's not dead vro, every zoomette I've talked to tries to gatekeep and act like nobody can know songs from the 70s-80s except super niche music fans
>>224162965It's ID dead if they're going back to the 70s and 80s to find songs and nobody is making new music
Banned from /mu/ award.
my 68 year old mother is watching tranny porn regularly she's obsessed with itwhat the fuck should I do? I can't just tell her I looked through her phone
>>224162995Sorry I went full retard and meant band snobbery isn't dead
>>224163026why
>>224163034This didn't happen
>>224163058Rule 1 No Off-Topic.
>>224162595There’s a Hooters near my local kinoplex.
Hot chick at 5 o’clock
>>224162809but Anon Mr. Shekelburg needs you to give up your personal life for his business, if you don't do this you will jeopardize your employment.
We’re gonna send you some place you’re not gonna like
Drop-a-socka
gock
>>224163176spoken like a true worthless loser piece of shit parasiteget a job
phone battery on 6%it’s over
>>224163252quite the over reaction and not even accurate
gock is quickly becoming a /cum/ staple
>>224163331gockstein and gockberg as well
gock on the run
I was watching this cop show wit Donnie Wahlberg and his childhood friend came to visit and they were remembering the made up language they used as kids, kinda like pig latin. Anyways, some crazy shit goes down and the friend gets kidnapped and the kidnapper is on the phone with Donnie and the friend in the background used their made up language to tell Donnie where the kidnapper took him and he took a bunch of cops there and saved the day and shot the kidnapper
I’m literally canadian
>>224163176It's never so serious. But people like you need that head canon or none of it seems worth it
>br kidnapper>Get shot
I hear thunder don't have to cut the grass now
>>224163389My condolences
Got back into running now that my cough is getting better
I'm hungry as fuck. Smoked all my weed. Won't get paid for a couple days.
i'm nihilist
>>224163549Keep telling myself I need to do this.
Hitting the penjamin and listening to rasta again
might rain
>>224163570i'm a nihilist and misanthrope
>>224163608Not how this works, beaner
you do serve your pasta al dente (with bite), don't you?
>>224163668Of courshe
NEW>>224163662
>deletedgoshcel got banned?
>>224163076im not fucking kidding i thought i heard unusual noises from her phone and she'd turn it down when i approached plus with the things she has been saying recentlyshe has no concept of incognito or deleting her browser historyshe fucking has a pornhub account and leaves comments on the videos
