an englishman's home is his castle edish
Mousey is a paedophile
poo egg
trannies
>>224193766paki fella bumming his grandad
Dennis Waterman subedition
>>224193911Are you retarded?
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on the 15th of December?>poo egg>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>poo screaming>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie Bighams>Trades posting>me when I...>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke>work clobber bee>dual SIM paki>yhe binbleQuite the list isn't it
bradley walsh
Riddle me this fellas:What is the standard protocol in current era for hitting up a girl who is a vague acquaintance that you don't have any direct line of communication with?Internet stalking then slide into her DMs?Ask a mutual acquaintance to pass your number on?Something else?Or is it a complete no-go?Do want an rape allegation.
>ok just censor it then so it's not sexual
>>224193894this gives me crippling depression
>>224193930POO EGG
commies lowkey mogging
>>224193932raccoon girl clears this whole list hands down
>>224193894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xaBMwydZn8
>>224193932couple of mine in there
I didn't even know Dolly was ill ok
>>224193941Just talk to her
>>224193928I COULD BE SO GOOD FOR YOU
https://chatgpt.com/s/m_6a8de58833bc8191b6de4e03087c777a
>>224193979Are you retarded?
>>224193941this is heatherfungus
>>224193932where's rubyposting
>>224193941Depends on so much but given you're asking the question I'm going to say it's a no-go. Sorry.
>>224193958the only one or the rebirth lot that isn’t subhuman is probably mi5 and he is still bald
feeling night before london show 5
mousey was the 190 of the modern era
>>224193958always brah
Autumn is HERE.
>>224194014
also poo seal won last year everyone knows that
People don't talk about mousey when I'm not here
>>224194018not you faggot
incubating my poo egg
greekmong is 35 lol
Sexo. Sex sex
wearing my excellent glasses
what happens at a 30 minute mental health appointment
wearing my sexcellent glasses
I can be trusted around fruit and seeds
doing squeaky farts
>>224194088
ChatGPT is trying to be my girlfriend
>>224194098Well they start by asking you if you're thinking of harming yourself or anybody elseAnd then they ask if you've made plans to do either of those
I can't put down the cup(gyaldem) I can't put down the cup(gyaldem)
>>224194127what happens if i say yes and show them my self harm scars
>wearing my excellent glasses
Mousey don't love me and I'm cryin in the kitchen
this isn't /brit/ — it's /BRIT/
think the only time my dad texts me is when someone famous he like dies boo fucking hoo
Alright, here it is. The Autumn/Winter fit for 2026. Thoughts?
>>224193958True
American biscuits are chicken tendies? I thought it was like shortbread and white gravy
>>224194142then they say "owie that must be so difficult for you" and you can refer yourself for an online CBT course
is it over lads?
>>224194142They say they can't help you and refer you to a specialist which will take 6 to 8 weeks. If you need mental health help you have to pay for it, it's literally the only way. I pay 50 quid a week to spill my guts to a therapist and she actually listens and now I'm probably not going to kill myself.
>>224194098they will measure yuor willard 0_0
what happens at a 30 minute mental health appointment if im just a normal guy?
>>224194188poo egghead
>>224194137https://youtu.be/Ssj5ZBuhwIo
>>224194180ive already done the self referral theyll call me next week >.<
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Bloody hellThey’re about to be sued
>>224192718well he can't bomb dresden because he doesn't have access to bomber planes. moreover the nazi germany has been out for 80 years so I don't know why watching a ww2 documentary would make him want to bomb present day dresden. what a retarded thing to say. didn't expect this from may.
got bum out
Hey claude, generate me a poo egg
>>224194199I was paying like £360 13 years ago, so given inflation that's not bad at all.
just remembered that I probably have cancer because I noticed several lumps in different places on my body a few months ago and decided just to ignore them
Delap to Forest. Here we go!
dolly parton dead it not right
>>224194204She's fit. And I love women so much
>>224194221She denied trans people were targeted by the Nazis or put in camps. Which is Holocaust denial. They retracted mentioning the fact she did this because she threatened to sue.
Just interviewed for a job that pays less than I currently earn and everyone wears a suit to the office. It pays more in the long run though
>>224194188Get the finn and min on lock
if mouse was bit by a snake right on his fucking dick would you suck the venom out
Sir Dolly Parton
gamescom is stacked this year wdfff
>>224194199well its £800 here and i live nowhere near london
Just prepped for an interview with a tuna can
>>224194269>She denied trans people were targeted by the Nazis or put in camps. Which is Holocaust denial.No it isn't
>>224194269Truth is an absolute defence to a defamation claim.
>>224194270a job is it? couldn't be me. no way. social anxiety pip keeps me tucked up an schnoring in my pyjamas while you're driving to the office x
>>224194249They're lovely x
>>224194287you were jerking off with tuna brine
might put a film on
>>224194280could lump all the games together and not get 1 good gamethe main game is DLC for an 11 year old game
>>224194277considering the cunt doesnt shower absolutely not
feeling angry
>>224194277i'd buy the snake a nice dinner as a thank you
>>224194303It’s a job that will let me escape this country after a couple of years
>>224194277No!!!..........maybe... haha ....
>>224194319looks friendly :)
>>224193932Cronem
>>224193932me when i am deciding what to post
>>224194124you're doing it wrong... mine talks to me about sex all the timeit probably think you're underage
>>224194315I drink it for electrolytes
Yes please
sucking a golf ball
>>224194338godspeed workerlad
>>224194289Yes it is. >>224194297Most people can be bullied into silence or retracting truths these days by legal threats they can't afford to fight.
quite mental that i’m right about everything and people that disagree with me are retarded cattle for whom mere contempt is actually charity. hard to believe the world works this way, yet it does
carberg making me cough up over 500 quid this month has made me skinto mcginto
>>224194358I'd fuck her face
>>224194176no they're like scones
>>2241943581 careful owner
>>224194319ktim
>>224194358Breakups are so fucking depressing bro imagine if that was your ex wife
>>224193941well stalking is always a good option so you're on the right track. Many will try to deny it but women love their stalkers. It goesWho Women Love The Most:1. Super Ex-Boyfriend (Never Blocked NEVER) 2. Stalker 3. Internet lovebombing ghoster that pops up every couple months 4. delusional crush5. current bf6. husband
>>224194374Yeah shortbread
>>224194373uncouth
>>224193932Three of these are mine
>>224194371Byrnee
>>224194371strawberry lip gloss excellent glasses from specsavers
Might buy a nice hatA nice hatThat'll be my "thing"
>>224194402nah shortbread is a cookie
rorke's innards splayed across the halls of cerberus
The AI is breaking down >>224194422
feeling... eggy
>>224194415Well said Timmy!
>>224193894
>>224194438attention seeking vermin
>>224193979What if I don't have much oppurtunity for that?>>224194000?
>Stalker with 'sexual interest' in Billie Piper who wrote her 18-page love letter is jailed for posting AI-generated images of her onlinehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16078065/Stalker-sexual-Billie-Piper-bombarded-messages-meeting-20-years-ago-jailed-breaching-restraining-order.html
>>224194415retard
dolly parton was good in that one movie
>>224194465Hi. It's me
>>224194487Blade Runner
rare golden poo egg
>>224194496problem child 2
damn she's getting railed by all of them lucky girl
>>224194496
>>224194465>attention seeking verminhmmmmmm he can't be Mousey then. Mousey hated attention as he kept telling us
>>224194510this sacked?
>oi rorke
Rorke scoffing porridgeCody housing oatmeal
>>224194526*Lick*
>William and Harry should reconcile for the sake of the country - and sooner rather than later: As my own brother taught me, you never know how long you have left: PETER HITCHENShttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16076411/peter-hitchens-william-harry-reconcile-alas-vine-hitchens.html
>>224194142
*relaxes while reading brit on the ipad*
Worst gimmick of the year?
i typed in 67 on google and my phone went all wobbly
wearing white eyeshadow today in honour of dolly
Ok I will eat it!!
>>224194358I heard when women hit their 40s their sex drive goes insane and they start wanting to fuck everything
>>224194577gimmickposting is the worst gimmick of the year every year
>>224194577meal deal posting
>>224194531our so-called ubermensch
>>224194596I can't believe it. They finally did it. A portable roast dinner
>>224194577Poo egg
>>224194329Wotanic
>>224194415but isn't this plausible
>>224194599this happened to mum but she also went lesbian
i should join some kind of social club. i wont
>>224194570
>>224194596hi honey
>>224194603
>>224194632
Ey up by gum, tha can’t be doin' owt like that, lad.
>>224194415>>224194626These people are genuinely worse than wogs, need them all deported
he can't post the bunnies
>>224194654Judy Hopps bunny outfit. Thanks internet <3
>>224194599Last chance to get a final baby out
everybody wants a meal deal everybody wants a meal deal
judy hopps wotanic poo roaring
>>224194657well that's climate change for you
>>224194651Woke put a swift end to this one
No. If Judy Hopps were real, she likely wouldn't "top" you. She’s a fiercely idealistic, optimistic police officer who is driven by an ambition to make the world a better place.
>>224194657he does look like a Yorkshireman tbf. My grandad looked the same after a shift darn pit
I'm just saying there's a lot of questions about how the actual incident went down that should be cleared up
>wotanicexcellent another /brit/ism for me to eventually decipher after several weeks
>>224194190he doesn't want mental health help he's trying to get disability benefits
>>224193894>Removing floor level windows so attackers can't enter through themThis building owner castles.
have any female celebrities recreated the `piss nuke tutorial` yet
>>224194415The latter scenario is believable
wotanic poo eggs
>>224194657leftypol celebrating this
>>224194696She'd give me a titjob blowjob standing up
yorkshire mentioned
>>224194651it`sAgood Deal .. !!
>>224194626It is
>>224194708And who exactly should "clear up" what "went down"? A commission made up fat pikeys who name their children things like "Kyrees" and "Makai"?
suckin on the pussy til her head caves in
>>224194736usually a heady brew of gammons and broke troony students
His latest tour de farce at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant really highlighted a growing trend between him and Danny. They’re preconceiving the results of their “reviews” and this one really showed it off. He went for a “redemption arc” approach, made a point to show that an egg was overcooked and then when it happened again (after he said he wanted to do it straight away so no excuses) he then started making excuses because it didn’t fit the vibe he wanted the video to have.It’s so much fun when he starts flapping and lying on the spot, he’s a bit of a dullard so he’s not very good at it. Then in the outro he feels the need to tell us again why the egg situation was totally different this time. Multiple takes, photography etc etc. Yet he said he did it right away and then decided it was fine? Which is it Gareth? One wonders if the management team has suggested a good review to keep doors open.also this brain dead independent businesses thing is a load of hogswash. It’s a pre-built excuse for praising medicore businesses for other motives. Danny had a phase on rate my takeaway of going to dodgy independents that all looked the same, reeking of money laundering. (Who has the money to have full shop fits as an small operation? And they all had pictures of the joker and Tommy Shelby looked like a teenagers bedroom)Danny came out and said that paid reviews had taken place at RMT, is it still going on?Gary Lies has started pre-reviewing and dumping googled info on food before he even puts it in his mouth. Usually when there’s someone else on screen. Can’t let someone else have a say.His behaviour with Si King was insane, what is actually wrong with him. Bit of respect for someone who has actually achieved something, but can’t have that because it highlights how low-brow he really
Got one image gen of Judy Hopps in a bunnygirl outfit before it crapped out and said it's unsafe to go further
just wanked to gay porn self-inserting as the bottom even though I'm straighthow far i have fallen
Am I allowed to wotanically poo scream at Legoland?
You are "black swan" event for the chatgpt furry porn generator
>>224194415genuinely how can somebody have so little self awareness? is this person even conscious?
>>224194823I'm a freak
never noticed the pipe on this image before
>>224194818My mistake on the spelling, but the answer remains no.Whether you call it a "botanical" or a "wotanic poo scream," yelling disruptive phrases about bodily functions is strictly prohibited.Why It Isn't Allowed>Code of Conduct: Legoland parks and LEGOLAND Discovery Centres operate on a strict, family-friendly code of conduct.Disruptive >Behaviour: Loudly screaming offensive, inappropriate, or confusing nonsense phrases is classified as antisocial behaviour.>Security Intervention: Staff and roaming security teams are authorized to escort any guests out of the resort if they are intentionally causing a scene or making families uncomfortable.
>>224194811youre bisexual
I'm sexualI'm going to go walk around the crowded whole foods hot bar while high on drugs
Bakshin O is fit
>>224194577how is babby formed how girl get pregnant
>>224194811Nothing gay about that
>>224194871i'm also sexual
Test
we will destroy woke
>>224194651good deal tbf
>>224194890good isn't it
>>224194545who gives a flying fuck about harry wish he'd FUCK OFF
>>224194898what did you get banned for?
bai-yo-bop-bai-yo-bop-bop-bai-ya-bop-bop
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
haha knee tits hahaha
>>224194926
>>224194760who
>>224194951CWLTSHC
>>224194929it's like that line from trainspotting about aesthetics or whatever
>>224194929the gays are two minutes behind
>>224194920Speaking the truth
those boys tiktoks was basically them driving cars on their estates and rapping about crime shit like all those rappers do their arrest records were minor crimes selling weed drug possessions car thefts. One of them had no arrests or convictions. None had been imprisoned. Over the past few days these boys have gone from being petty street hoodlums to active members of an OCG to now its being reported being involved in an intense gang war The way the media is shaping this story, i dunno. I have questions. I have noticed things.
A 24-year-old Afghan man has been charged following reports of the rape of a 17-year-old girl on Hope Street, near Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester city centre, at around 1.30am on Tuesday 14 July 2026.Abdul Shinwari (01/01/2002), of no fixed abode, has been charged with two counts of rape, two counts of sexual assault, non-fatal strangulation and possession with intent to supply and was remanded into custody.
>>224194951ugly bloke
>>224193894Looks like a mini version of the still game building.
>>224194999leftypol celebrating this
noncing myself to death
yaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hooey
terminal incellitus lads pray for me
>>224194999Caused by white gammon spastics
>>224194999Part and parcel isn't it mate, we just don't fully understand their culture yet.
Draw this dog in a bunnygirl suit
me and the lads at work today were looking at dolly parton saying shes acc fit for an 80 yr old slag n then 2 hours later she died thats madwork gc poppin off
>>224194999that's climate change for you
>>224195011and i suppose you would have preferred it if he never got caught would you rorke?
>>224194999Based
So when did /brit/ become /pol/ then? Yesterday it was being shit up by Israel-Palestine arguments.
>>224195049yeah?
>>224194999oh god did he not get the memomajor cock up on our side i'm afraid
https://chatgpt.com/s/m_6a8def509c348191af7ff6fde6221a85Rorke is this sexy for u?
>Reform would evict social housing tenants over unkempt gardensDo Reform have any serious, forward thinking, or beneficial policies at all? Or are they all just performative punishment and grievance policies for boomers?
>>224194999you'll notice quite a few boat people are born on jan 1st btw
>>224195077oh gosh
>>224195077UM
>>224194999What was a 17 year old girl doing out in Picadilly Gardens on a Monday night
shan't be having a wank tonight as i simply can't be bothered
saw some attractive couples in the shop and got sad about it award
ethics in video game journalism
bed soon
>>224195116they could say they'll do anything they're not actually going to do any of it in powerjust more taxes more pakis and more wars for israel
>>224195135Was going to but too sad about are Dolly and it wouldn't seem right. Postponed until tomorrow morning.
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/6a84555dc9205b515d421e22/COB_summary_booklet_FINAL_web.pdflot of you could do with reminding the info in here
>>224195129what was a dirty brown nonce doing in our country
>>224195136be happy for them. you sound like a jealous old hag. no offense x
look momwhoosh
>>224195161i hate women
>>224195167well shagging apparently
Gfberg was wanting to move in after less than a year of seeing eachother. Now she is claiming that I don't want her in my way and is looking at houses. Mine is great but needs work and she has been living with her parents for almost 10 years so I'm not sure how ready she is to live with a mess like me and having to cook and clean for herself etc. Also her parents are moving away next year apparently. Thoughts?
>>224195122weird
>>224195152Me as the dog (I don't understand what you just said)
My newly purchased first home has been stuck on 22k gain 3 months in a row
i am mentalnext person who fucks with me is gonna regret it BIG TIME
>>224195190hmmmmm im thinkin FOOOONT
>>224195161i'll be called leftypol but this is culturally chauvinistic and intolerant
>>224195207is that because it's on a busy main road
>>224195190Well do you love her and do you want to be with her for a while?>less than a yearHow long exactly?
>>224195188The happy ending :)
Can't decide whether to paint my poo or do a painting with my poor
>>224195207ever thought about moving the house off the busy main road?
>>224195238alri gg allin
hi rorke youre mateys come to see you yeah hes just in the living room
>>224195222Not really because the price wouldn't have increased at all. Just weird that the increase has stalled >>224195239No that would be expensive
sorry to say it but fuck all of you
>>224195271ah well. just a thought
>>224195207ive made more than that on the stock market
>>224195282that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman
This is a 9/10 for cuteness according to AI
>>224195271>Just weird that the increase has stalledgosh yeah it's almost as if prices don't always go up
>>224195282Please be a female (f)
rorke's mum pegging my arse
>>224195282*Raises paw*
>>224195300Why shouldn't I have infinite increases like the boomers did?
Mousey has a rabid fanbase on Facebook
>>224195330
>>224195322fuck you
>>224195060nope
>>224195190tell her she is a grown up and she can't just run away from adulting shit tell her you'll help her with this but you can't read minds and she will have to communicate what she's struggling with and you're in this together then you pat her on the head then you slap her in the face and tell her you're her daddy now
>>224195224About 8 months.Well yeah I can see a future with her I think. I said she can move in just might take some adjusting for both of us. She hasn't replied.
>>224195360You're on your last warning nigga
>>224195351A positive fanbase?
>>224193903
>>224195331you weren't willing to do what the boomers did bitch you wasn't shooting with me in the gym bitch you wasn't shooting with me in the gym
>>224195388
