Get fucked Romans, can't handle our ways
Jeez louise Jeez louise I've got to drastically change every damned aspect of my pathetic and miserable fucking bastard life
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785642562326387.webm
im shy..
hope we get nuked by russia so i dont have to make effort to start sorting my life out, too weakmind to kill myself so the best i can hope for is a russian ballistic missile programmed to my location
>>224206688biden's britain
>>224206340>>224206340>>224206340we're all in here
>>224206688ive seen enough get 90,000,000 of them in
they're simply walking near the rubbish it's not necessarily their rubbish
>>224206718only 90 million? you a racist or something?
>>224206746eagerly awaiting rorke's response to this it will be mealy mouthed
Sir Poo Roarer
Gutberg gurgling as I eject this morning's second lot of liquid from my arse
Mister Bean walking about the brit thread as he does when he is trying to go to Cannes, and he is walking on top of cars going both ways.
i dont think about her much anymore less and less as time goes by
Abingdon-on-Thames
>>224206839that's good
>>224206843Yourmum-On-Me.
>>224206839the queen?
Sir Thread Splitter
yeah so i'll be wasting the rest of the week day drinking and posting shite here hbu
Professor Gut Gurgler
>>224206868about to go to bed
>>224206868just poured a glass of scotch might have a cigar
>>224206843thats where the people who cant afford a house in oxford live
half thinking about buying a google pixel and installing graphene OS
alri sir lip balmer
>>224206868Likely, but I don't try to predict the future.
mental how graphene os has attracted both rorke and leftypol (for different reasons)
Wedding in Italy this weekend Got the linen packedA clue gained?
>>224206904im a rorke and im considering it because i value digital privacy
>>224206904Aye leftypol opposes big tech encroaching on all areas of lifeRorke wants to look at questionable cartoon images
>>224206907sounds boring pack your switch
I don't take photographs.When I'm feeling like reminiscing I open the archive and look at /brit/ posts from past threads.Sometimes I take screenshots too if I'm feeling particularly sentimental.
>>224206923hope she sees this bro
I trust /brit/ to be a more accurate source of information than any other site on the web. Yes I have schizophrenic like thoughts, but I am not schizophrenic because I have the metacognition to question of my thoughts.
dead thread
>>224207000haha dead thread
am i filtered?
>>224206875Nighty night lad.*tucks you in**gives you a little kiss on the forehead*
croissants are the greatest food
>>224207038FOF
Can Brits get Moosehead beer? It is low in bitterness.
medium rare chicken breast for tea x
>>224207059no sounds shite
RIP /brit/(April 2013 – August 2026)
Congrats, it's a beautiful baby rorke!
rip my arseblacked to death
I wonder if Emma Watson's had a bowel movement today.
>>224207073did even know he was sick
did you know dolly parton got new shoes?neither does she
IMPENDING RUSSIAN ATTACK
ASMR I SLEEP you on my LEGS Kisses and Purrs with your KITTEN Friend
>>224207096ffs never mind
mad how everything bad today is a result of our grandparents and great parents being bloodthirsty against continential europeans and then not even fighting them very well
>>224207112>our grandparentsmine were all picking tea leaves in india so not my problem
Do you think Dolly Parton would've liked us at /brit/
>>224207103working on a fix now
>>224207128you should go back there
Last year, 19, I turned 20. Still a virgin. Go to uni to lose virginity. On the first day, I meet so many people and I get invited to so many things. The upper floor has a cute girl I have a crush on. We go to freshers night together. Next morning a second year leaves her room. The second year guy joins our social group, then breaks her heart a month later. I still socialize with her. Fast-forward to the second term, she asks me to be her valentine. All I can think about is the Christmas break and how she had an abortion. Reject her. She spends the next week spreading rumors about me in halls and our social group. I report her to our halls' manager. Nothing happens. I drop out.
>>224207103King Chuck and his possie planned Harry marring a Yankee doodle half N because Chuck go swindled by the Perrenialism Mind virus.
>>224207160you sound a bit mentally unstable
Dolly Farton My Dick
>>224207160then what happened
>>224207160she could have been your wife if you weren't insecure about her past. cuckbrained mong literally every woman has one these days you're never going to find that perfect virgin tradwife
Breugel was the best Renaissance painter.
>>224206933I don't have a switch because I'm not a petulant man child
Played Morrowind for about an hour and a half.Weird ass game, gonna take some getting used to, but I'm convinced it's going to be kino if I stick with it
it's all well clever in here like University Challenge and Mastermind mixed together other generals are like Only Connect for dumb-dumbs who think what they're clever
>>224207191OK (good, hmm)
i think my uni was different from others because no one really shagged ever
might have a fourth energy drink
losing to my dog at connect four again
>>224207172You sound like a woman.>>224207187Then I applied to SFE again but they won't fund my first year tuition again because I don't have CPR (compelling reasons). Now my parents are paying for my first year next month. Different uni.>>224207189You sound like a woman.
Celtic
read about a guy who slipped on a treadmill banged his head and passed out with his face against the moving belthe was found there 4 hours later with his entire face sanded off
I have a switch because I'm a petulant manchild. I don't play it though because I've lost all enjoyment I used to get from gaming
>>224207249jay
>>224207239free yourself from your gynecological hangups or be a lifelong virgin forever searching for the perfect woman who doesn't existthe choice is yours
youse y'all seem aimless.
>>224207249and how many times had he been arse raped?
right so if all abrahamic religions clung together and structured society as>christianity: law & order>judaism: finance & trade>islam: war & expansion no would stand a chance against, just imo xx
>>224207264nah heard a gym staff tell another person
sven pronouncing "just" as "yust"
>>224207273>Christianity: Law and order
I got a gf in the 1st year of uni and spend the next 3 years shagging her absolutely rotten. thats my uni story thanks for listening
all this talk about arse rape makes me think of>>224207247
>>224207292ktim. bet you still wank to that sweet sweet uni pussy
you'll shag nothing
Didn't go uni and I'm a virgin
>>224207292ktim
Swedish men shall not sing in English, especially rap.
>>224207292kitnm. i never left the flat and had no friends or social life in any way
I went to uni with my teenage gf and lived with her in a flat first year. Fucking terrible idea, she was mental and stopped shagging me. Folly of youth, thought we were in love.
rorke in the shower eyes closed humming "green day-boulevard of broken dreams" as he imagines he's in the rain on a dimly lit japanese street
canadians should not post, especially ever
canadians look like this?
>>224207260that's you lot getting owned by a frogposter even covered up his bait with a shit non-question. you got owned
how complicated is the adultwork shite you lot always talk about? 23 and i still cant be fucked to talk to women but i need to lose the virginity somehow
>>224207344most of europe uses ID cards they do fuck all to help with migration
>>224207367is google broken?
>>224207337gp
I shagged her up the arse while she was asleep i suppose technically it was rape but she didn't mind when i told her later
MAI WAIFE!
>>224207367a lot of them wont see you unless you already have positive feedback from another escort lol
>>224207343we acknowledge that this land is traditionlly Mowhawk, Ashninabe,, Ojiibwee
>>224207268Plenty of actual virgins at uni m8. Girls over here don't lose their v-card to kangaroos like where you are.
>>224207385You must be titchy if she didn't wake up.
new ali g film looks like what i would call unfunny dogshit
>>224207249>4 hoursThe permanent brain damage would be more concerning than the lack of face
>>224207402ok why haven't you gotten with any of them
>>224207382is the swedish general broken?>>224207398is that for all of them or just the pretty ones? im only using it once so i dont mind if shes a cheap munter with low standards
>>224207407average size. she was moaning in her sleep i thought she was awake oups. spaffed up her arse tho so its all good. willard came out clean as the driven snow
i have been up all night posting drivel because alcohol is not simply a depressant, it make me manic and kooky.
Cop lights, flashlights, spotlightsStrobe lights, street lights
>>224207438is that skinny 5 incher "average" or regular 6 incher average
>>224207449charge your phone
I know it's bent but I've got the telly on, there's some fit bird with massive knockers and I want to fuck her
>>224207435>is the swedish general broken?yeah
>>224207477corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
malcolm in the middle hal funny moments
>>224207491You post some amount of shite don't you
>>224207491charge your phone
>>224207501*farts right up your nostrils*
>>224207491
>>224207471limpwrist.jpeg
bob mortimer 2 hour would i lie to you compilation
>>224207490my arteries clogged just by looking at that
>>224207471what channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQvRU-usnY
>>224207531Babestation
>>224207520funy
post more pits
>>224207542Not a fan of this performer
>>224207520glod
wanking to shirley maclaine again arent i
>>224207542looks like the bitch that voices lois in family guy
let's get retarded in here
alright computer post more peng lady armpits
>>224207555mad how incel-coded 'The Apartment' is
Rorke learning the difference between te quiero, te amo, hermosa, and linda.
>>224207581must be why its my favourite movie
>>224207459skinny 6 i guess. whys that u fancy a go on it m8?
>>224207590no...... x
>>224207324Doxed the owner of this account at his last address haven't bothered at the new one though
>>224207586Wish he'd do that on my bollocks
>>224207587you seen this?
not allowed to bully gingers anymore cos of woke
>>224207490Why would you want the bread to be so wet?
Redheads are not gingers. Your're not clocking that I am standing on business.
been recommended the movie rectum for a dream but it doesn’t sound appealing
>>224207601*hangs around until you fall asleep*
Giveitaway giveitaway giveitaway nowGiveitaway giveitaway giveitaway now
he warned us... rorke bloody warned us all... zombies in the street, people dropping dead.. why didn't we listen...
>>224207617yeah i liked it. might start exclusively watching pre-00s movies, modern stuff will just force me to see the world that i should be out and about in
GOT A BROKEN HEART
>>224207634just third world things
>>224207520scrm
>>224207661she was 80 and got hit with cancer, hardly an early or shocking death
i'm what you might call a polyamorous incel
>>224207542>>224207547me neither always found her odd looking
>>224207661Man these anti jab nutters are really still on this? Like yeah it was probably a bad idea but she's fucking 80 years old and 80 percent plastic. It's not the jab that killed her.
>>224207587and its probably why i didnt like it
>>224207684you're replying to bait. literally nobody other than schizos think she died because of a vaccine.
mad how dolly p croaked due to the woke vaccine shame really
The resolution to all of life's problems is to be loved by a hermosa linda blonde Catalonian woman. They say Africa begins at the Pyrenees. This is false. The Pyrenees is full of elvish women.
>>224207699right well now i have no choice but to rape you in order to simultaneously restore the honour i lost as a result of your insult, and lose my virginity. youre a shagger so i presume there wont be any issues?
>Man these anti jab nutters are really still on this?
>>224207724why do you talk like an oblivion npc
shagged dolly to death
>>2242077367.4/10 bait
>>224207343>canadian
The haul
>>224207737howl
>A man has been charged with murder after a person died in hospital following a stabbing in the early hours of Sunday morning.>Police confirmed that Kieran O'Rorke, 21 and of Seafield Mews, Ramsgate, has been charged with murder, causing grievous bodily harm with intent, attempted murder and possession of a bladed article in a public place.hmmm
>>224207759patriot
Gingers are fit though. Sex sex
>>224207759fucking blimp
>>224207795he's a lidl man but not little in size
>>224207804*spaffs*
>>224207811
>>224207804>58 minutes
>>224207759Rorke experiencing different textures of food from the same source in xir mouth.
>>224207737scrum
Morning team. Having a cup of tea>>224207843Stop taking Xanax and heroin and stop doing everything piehead tells you to do
got a cock delivery here with your name on it please sign the little electronic thing please
This tranny again
>>224207874Can you please give me a quick rundown on piehead lore?
>>224207877sovl mobile
car crash video fatal car crash video fatal car crash aftermath
lil computa
>>224207894Piehead lore (known)>Morbidly obese in a mobility scooter >Posts the "gyaldem", Timothy James Byrne and Ariana Grande>Got Mousey addicted to Heroin and Xanax>Never worked in his life>Raped the family pet so it had to be rehomed>Threatens to rape his parents if they don't make him pies >Calls me sacked tranny>Poleaboo sucked his dick once
Tranny fatal car crash video
Rorke's gaining meaning to xirs life, which xir would not otherwise experience, from xirs conversation with xirs partner on a workday evening about weather to eat the golden and extra crispy french fries or the potato wedges.
so where did everyone go when the thread splitting happened
>>224207938please just kill yourself we're tired of waiting
>>224207946This post really puts it all into perspective
>>224207734>shaggerthat aint me pal
>>224207914Saw a video a little bit ago of a woman high on drugs smiling and laughing after a car crash posing next to her dead 14 year old sister with her head visibly opened :/ Good ending is she got killed in a shooting a year later
>>224207951to my stupid faggot job
post-shartum psychosis
>>224207987Ywnbaw
>>224207874Are you working today? I only ask because you are often not working but call yourself employed?
>>224207966spastic weirdo
we're breaking the conditioning. it's a collective effort.
>>224207999I work part time as I have mental health problems, caring responsibilities and am studying a STEM degree
done todays liftingtoil got stronger in all my exercises yess
>>224208009sorry to hear about those three problems
>I don't care. I don't care what he has and what he watches. I don't care about him Glad. Good ending
>>224208004I can post it if you like :/
>>224208006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoycUQoMZLI
>>224208019Eh they're not really problems it's just the life I've got. No point lamenting it and moaning about it, make the most of it enjoy life
my nervous habit is shoving cacti up me arse
>>224208041It sounds like you need a carer yourself with all that's going on
Finally the tranny doing something right
>>224208057I'm alright really but I'd allow someone to claim carers allowance for me if we lived together
>>224207938This is all interesting and useful stuff. Will surely keep an eye out for thread antagonist piehead
mousey pretending like he wouldn't tap if ew would let him lol
Bladder going on a painful one
i HATE libtards
>>224208091He's addicted to Xanax and heroin and is for all intents and purposes insane. I would not let him
>>224208091If they was fit
>>224208072I reckon some of the brit team who are unemployed would volunteer to live with you and get you dressed etc. They should be forced to do it for their benefits really but that's another topic.
COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS BITCH
DTIFIC, ghostie, Halifax, and others all become one in our minds.
>>224208112uncle bully gets a legendary beating at the end
well said
>>224208111genuinely the grimmest post ever made please go stare at yourself in the mirror for 10mins
>>224208133Sexo
New >>224207260
got the duran duran on
>>224208111Yeah if it was a fit girl
>>224208155:/
>>224208157GIRLS ON FILM
>>224208123Thats the human pet guy at Brighton station.
Ded thread
Theyre calling it rapist autumn
>>224208160She is fit and healthy apart from her mental health problems and narcolepsy. She walks a lot too. It's 12:00 pm and she's probably already walked more steps than most people do in a day.
Restore Britain going to be promoted in more in common pollsWhat's Rupert going to do when they're still languishing at 4%?
Coach put me in the game and I'm going hard
>>224208179I've been thinking about her desu
>>224208111Me. I volunteer.
seaweed diet
>>224208190Continue to lead a political party in the most successful first year of any political party in British history I suppose.
>>224208205What's that then?
>>224208205i sea weed and i kill it
>>224208213eating seaweed
on the seacock diet
yo cody you coming to ashleigh’s party tonight? her parents are gone for the weekend it’s gonna be sick
I don't see weed
>>224207938Sounds like a right rorke. Noted. He sounds abominable.
>>224208224where did you get these pictures of me
https://files.catbox.moe/fiol71.png
>>224208228nah im staying home and playing madden
>>224208247imageboard not link board
>>224208232yer cun fokken smell it
And the seasons, they go 'round and 'roundAnd the painted ponies go up and downWe're captive on the carousel of timeWe can't return, we can only lookBehind from where we cameAnd go 'round and 'round and 'roundIn the circle game
i frigging smoke it
>catbox
>>224208247Me as the dog
bought some dentistry tools so I won't have to pay for dentistry
>>224208267He is featured in the article "Deaths from atherosclerosis"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_from_atherosclerosis
>>224208267bradley
Got myself a ginger gf lads. She's like 5'11" too. I'm living the dream.
>>224208279this will end well surely
>>224208291True
>>224208291how pink is her 'rsehole?
>>224208309Rude question.
>>224208291ginger or red? there is a difference.
>featured in the article >Category:
mouse mat with tits on it
>>224208292the norwoodfu
mental how "gingers" have red colour hair but "redheads" have ginger biscuit colour hair
>>224208279Alri Bob>>224208318Ginger. There's no such thing as natural "red".
>>224208329she ain't receding mate that's a natural hair line
>>224208291How tall are you?
>>224208328lucy pinder?
>>224208211Didn't realise he's leader of the Labour party?
>>2242083415'10
most people don't know this but churchhill lost the election
I will never forgive South Park for this mixup.
new>>>/mlp/43421728>>>/mlp/43421728>>>/mlp/43421728
>>224208372I just saw it too
>>224208345>first year
>>224208372GIWIWRD https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1787493448162831.jpg
when i wasa young boymy father
>>224208390Yep, open a history book you mong
rorke
Anyways brb
>The October 1900 "Khaki election" came too soon for the new party to campaign effectively; total expenses for the election only came to £33 and between them they won 62,698 votesRestore got 2/3rds of that in Manchester alone.
actual new>>224208377>>224208377>>224208377
>>224208409was gay
>>224208410Tell me what is so successful about the Labour Party in 1900
>>224208341I'm a lanky 6'6"
>>224206688Deport hindu rape rats
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
