Jeff edition
poo willy bum
my name a jeff
stop being transphobic
This thread is seriously lacking more pictures of this beautiful english rose
mad how hungarians exist
BAN OZEMPIC ANOZEMPIC
we’re going to rorke down to biomass avenue
>>224217739Just build your own Epstein island
>>224217779how does she wipe
>>224217779AI pig
told the mental health nurse my comfort level is iffy and she tripled my happy pills dose
>>224217785
this threads are absolute shite
got made fun of three times earlier today while eating my happy meal fs
Non-paedo edish >>224217770>>224217770>>224217770
>>224217776Its called Magyarország
>>224217814
>>224217814they are so fit
does it even count as AGP if it's done for money
>>224217795with my tongue
should I watch tottenham or watch a film
>>224217847yes. lad got bolt-on tits for fuck sake mate.
>>224217858filum
What I don't understand, right, is you can't ask for a pay rise because that causes inflation. Yet wages have been stagnant for near 20 years and inflation has continued anyway.Another thing, ok, is that apparently you can't ask for a pay rise because apparently "everyone will just raise their prices by x amount"At what point did we just decide the current purchasing power is locked at what it is now? (Yet it still degrades with inflation anyway). Why did we decide becoming wealthier can't happen?
>>224217785quite simply nun he cud do
>>224217858Just build your own sports teamJust build your own movie
/brit/ is a ralph lauren girl general
Meta has agreed to pay up to $18bn (£13.24bn) to settle claims brought by 29 US states that its platforms harmed children.The payment can be used to fund youth online safety initiatives, among other state priorities, Meta says.The deal also requires Meta to introduce certain rules for teenage users, including daily limits and night-time blocks.the settlement includes the following measures:A default daily time limit of two hours for users under 18 that can only be lifted by a parentA default nighttime block between midnight and 06:00 for users under 18 that can only be lifted by a parentDefault blocks on notifications to users under 18 from 22:00 to 07:00 and during the school dayAn enhanced mechanism for teens to report potentially harmful content and a requirement that Meta respond to 90% of those reports within six hoursA ban on displaying numbers of likes or reactions to users under 18A ban on cosmetic procedure image filters for users under 18An option for users under 18 to have a non-personalised feedA commitment to enhance parent supervision toolsIn terms of implementation, it says Meta has agreed:To institute robust age assurance measures to detect users under 18, as well as measures to identify and remove under 13sUse an independent auditor with expansive access to information and resourcesBe subject to an injunction prohibiting it from making "further false, misleading, or deceptive statements around its safety features"
>>224217851oh no you'd get poo on it haha
your south asian gf's POV when you're in a phone booth with her
Wotanic holodemmie
>>224217877Just build your own economy
>>224217910ok
hate how much weed stinks legit can’t smoke up anywhere without nosey dickheads popping up
>>224217920>me with a gf>me in a phone back>me not norwoodingcould never be me mate
>>224217858Filum
/brit/ is the fastest moving general on /int/
stepmummy bought me pikachu and jigglypuff doughnuts :>
>>224217950grow up mate, weed is for mongs
bad /brit/ todayshame
>>224217893Audrey HepburnLiz Taylor Hunter Schafer
yank's doing a gimmick
>>224217930
Umchu in?
>>224217988he is fuming
>>224217971take a picture and post it thenyou won'tbecause you're a liarand you'll do nothing
>>224217981looks more like kate hepburn if anything
Summer ready
>>224217981like a rat up a drainpipe
>>224217963>>224217873ok I'm going to watch Cure (1997) !!
I GOT 21 SECONDS TO FLOWI GOT 21 SECONDS TO GO
>>224218013hiya
>>224217976quiet nerd
>>224218008too late, I've already shoved them up my arse>>224218022good kino that
>>224217988love this webm ttbh haha look at that little fella
>>224218013How's life pal
>>224217971Bless her x. My sis was gonna buy me those but her mental health has done her in a bit
>>224218003it is an illusion caused by the shape his fur has been trimmed into
>>224217993sc
>>224217981i'd clog his shitpipe
>>224218008bizarre post they're krispy kreme :)
>>224217988leftypol when he sees rorke's chinese gf
Going to watch The Beatles tonight
>>224218055oh nigga you gay
>>224217779sassy little plapsow
>>224218013watch out for draugrs lad
>>224217995Huba huba huba>>224218022Enjoy x
krispy kreme is shit
Total wasp death
>>224218062you'll be watching the rocky horror picture show in honour of the late, great Tim Curry like the rest of us and you'll be fucking liking it
might crack open a bokkle of wine
>>224218013whats in the air friar tonight mate
>>224217988need this thing strapped to a van de graaf generator
>>224218094No I ate a curry in his honour instead and I'm watching The Beatles bust out a few tunes at The O2
>>224218056ohhhh looks like there is a pokemon krispy kreme promotion that includes pikachu and jigglypuff doughnuts amongst other designs. that's based. might buy a box or two :3
>>224218129well as long as you had a curry thats alright
this is the worst /brit/ I've ever been on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m8W14BVs3w
If we had a referendum on killing all the pikeys the public would vote in favour of it
>>224218100wine night
attention seeking post
>>224218107sausages
>>224218140true
>>224218069https://youtu.be/esl81W0K_Sw
>>224218146whine night more like!
>>224217968yeah and i'm always behind posting replies in the old thread
Don't care that a celebrity died. Don't know anything about your Kardashian-tier bullsh*t.
>>224218146Just 1 glass only
goon stick is honking
>>224218147stop posting photos of this evil goblin
oi oi oi whats go->>224217988*suddenly goes feral**eyes turn red**screams like a banshee as I run in and kick this thing into the stratosphere*-ing on lads
>>224218140still don't understand how britain created white gypsies from first principlesat least ours are indian
>>224218140Nah the pikeys in my school were cannae
>>224218013why do u always look like uve been caught in a nonce sting?cheer up pal might never happen
wonder what would happen if that rebirth uk lot went up and were racist to the mandem
Would you watch Mouse stream 1666: Amsterdam on Twitch
>>224218189Eh? Cannae?
So Solid Crew & Ms Dynamite - Envy
"Live" whisper the dead. "Before it's too late."
getting circumcised next week to look like the fellas in the porn i watch
oohwritten in the starsa million miles awaya message to the main ooohhseasons come and gobut i will never changei'm on my wayyyyyyyyeeeeeee
>>224218189Are they still?
why do you care so much about gypsies lads did they do something to your dick
What do you guys think about Tim Curry dying? What legacy does he leave behind in the UK?
state
>>224218164f**ck y*u pal
>>224218229English rose
>>224218218These were fucking rank
>>224218215got tickets to see a miami pop duo but they don't let you in if you're uncircumcised
>>224218217>The closest star to Earth outside our solar system is Proxima Centauri, located about 4.24 light-years (roughly 25 trillion miles or 40 trillion kilometers) away.
>>224218218jamie oliver going mental at this post
>>224218193The mandem would laugh at them till both wondered up. No point battering neeks>>224218199Canny* typing phonectis into proper words is hard
petting my own head
anyone else supposed to be getting thunder tonight
if i ever saw some freak from proxima centauri bumming around my planet id teach him how things go on earth
>>224218272cancelled due to woke. scares our 'guests' you see
>>224218229STATE of your beaches
>>224217971x
>>224218272we were supposed to be getting it all afternoon, according to the BBC, but we never do
Born on the exact same day as this YouTuber called "Alex O'Connor" and he's so much better than me and had such a better life than me, it's got me feeling glum. I can't explain it but even subtle little things I wish I did when I was younger... he lived them.The first thing that's bonkers to me is that he picked the username "CosmicSkeptic" when he was like 15 or something. When I was 15 I would never thing of a username like that, or be interested in Atheism, or anything. I'm such a worm.
used to think airport scanners could see your willy
>>224218288we only have a handful of sandy beaches
>>224218312they can
>>224218312not even the hubble space telescope could see mine
>>224218311no point comparing yourself to other peoplethey had different life circumstances
>>224218311cosmicskeptic is the most 15 year old username possible
>>224218311>he picked the username "CosmicSkeptic" when he was like 15he sounds like a gimp, be glad you're not him
convinced roger waters that pink floyd should play an hour long interstellar overdrive at their big one of reunion show, in a dream
If I speak…
>>224217807You're getting mkultra'd lad
sir cosmic skeptic
>>224218311he's a twat mate
>>224218311he's a high IQ oxbridge graduate. are you?
>>224218222Not seen them in years, turned into a shut in after leaving school to college. Was from a working class school. Miss it, best years of my life. Sound lads all round
first dolly and now tim currywhat on earth
>>224218304something about your mum getting it all afternoon from the BBC
>>224218330The grass is always greener I suppose.>>224218331You only think that because you're also my superior.>>224218338>>224218354>>224218355I'm a mong.
>>224218355>theologylmao yeah ok
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE
>>224218359both washed away in the nepal floods. what are the chances.
the smartest person at my school went to the university of sussex
>>224218379
>>224218379where's the webm
>>224218363jej
>>224218388probably best in the country for the thing he wanted to study. which confirms his intelligence
>>224218394wee scobes x
>>224218311He's was a complete mong until a couple year's ago, don't worry lad
need my arse brutally blackraped into smithereens
>>224217603I used to be reasonably "normal" but it all went downhill. But im worried they'll deem me fit for work but just the thought of working makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>224218410it was a girl actually you sexist pig. and she had lovely big tits as well
I wrote the bible
>>224218453no that was jason arday actually
>>224218311You should go see him at the wilbur
>>224218388Smartest in mine went to Oxford, he's doing stuff for some institute of Ukraine now
yhnbl
>>224218498>>224218498>>224218498reuse
>>224218311he's also a millionaire now
>>224218478omdz who is going to this shitwe need to wrap up the podcasting bollocks its gone on long enough
>>224218500ye fucked it
>>224218311he's that one peter hitchens shouted at
This video in particular had me feeling glumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvE4umAKOIII will never do this
>>224218510people have been going to public lectures/discussions/debates/whatever for centuries mate. long before podcasts existed
>>224218379What's wrong sweetie
lad in my school scored 300 on an IQ test and the illuminati took him away in year 10 and we never saw him again
>>224218535that was me, Jason Arday
>>224218535that was me. retired now
We´re all in here>>224218435>>224218435>>224218435
>>224218535he's now plugged into the hivemind controlling humanity
>>224218535that was meturned out to be a computer errori suck off dogs for quavers now
really miss sir keir
>>224218546sc
any OSRS members in?
YES I'M A NEW WORLD SAMURAIAND A REDNECK NONETHELESS
>>224218589am RSPB member x
>>224218526think my issue is more with the elevating of young mediocrities by money-grubbing podcasts rather than public talks as a concept
Subcontinental petrol station attendant loudly ranting into a phone while not even making eye contact.Quintessentially Yookay experience.
>>224218535that child? andy burnham, turns out
>>224218606whats mediocre about him?
>>224218608hate them so much>>224218614love them so much
>>224218572Sir Keir Starmer will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
>>224218608>SubcontinentalEnough of the innuendo, Rorke. Say what you want to say.
>>224218614would eat all their arseholes and poo
>>224218534it's okay x
>>224218535He's was teleported to South Korea and underwent plastic surgery
>>224218614*drives by on a moped and nicks her phone before hitting a rock and flying off at 800 million MPH before i hit a wall and the shockwave kills all of humanity*
>>224218650isnt that the plot to one of the bond films
>>224218614good to see those stupid high waist jeans are out of fashion
>>224218637least sexually depraved brit poster
>>224218618tell me one noteworthy contribution he's made to any academic field or discipline
>>224218589i'm OSF
>>224218614I had those shorts the middle one is wearing
>>224218614Adorable tummy.
>>224218674anything less than that is mediocrity in your view? that isnt what mediocre means mate.
the bames are baying for ketchup
>>224218614>GCSESUmmmerino
foing to watch spurs tonight on TV
>>224218711CWLTSHC
>>224218700>>224218711Free ShippingOrder in 11:32:48Estimated delivery Aug 31-Sep 5724 reviews
>>224218704hi alex! lose the moustache mate you look like a nob x
>>224218721legal
>>224218700an entire generation of benders, hows that going to work out
>>224218718ahhhhh the unwatched masters
>>224218743i accept your concession (also i shaved it off months ago)
black pussy about to CHANGE rorke's da
>>224218741whats that for? x
all having our dinner then are we
>>224218515kill all normals
>>224218782finished mine an hour ago
>>224218192haha funny. Enough has happened already and none of it good
>>224218782had mine already
>>224218311>Alex O'Connorwhat is his appeal?
>>224218782No mate when I work from home I bring my schedule forward a couple of hours. So on a work from home day I have my lunch at 10 and dinner at 3. That way I get more of the evening to myself and it's like they're paying me to make my dinner haha.
>>224218782having it and eating it too
which gimmick to post then?
I'm back from my wank (not to tranny porn genuinely)
got to a very bizarre stage of alcoholism where i start drinking very late at like 12am and drink an entire bottle of wine in 15 minutes so i can feel real nice for half an hour and then go to sleep instead of starting drinking at a reasonable hour and feeling sort of nice but then the buzz wearing off
>>224218814adolescent debates that appeal to adolescent pseuds
>>224218814he’s racist
>>224218837mmkay
after a failed suicide attempt you start getting praised from your mum for the smallest of things it feels so pathetic
>>224218837doesn't sound bizarre more of a "boys will be boys" situationdrink on
>>224218837Why not stop drinking like an alcoholic and have a shot of Jäger when you go to sleep
>>224218845used to love her back when i had tiktokis she still doing that same gimmick then
>>224218814many people are interested in theological discussions
>>224218834
>>224218856because she almost lost her son you horrible little bastard
>>224218856Are you a girl? Need emotional support dog...
>>224218856mumberg loves you unconditionally and doesn't want to lose you
>>224218863yh
emotional support fawn
lads outside lighting fireworksits not even dark
loneliness has mousey on the ropes
just discovered a way to get frequent compliments
>>224218858>boys will be boysproblematic alert! wee-woo-wee-woo!!
ask not what black pussy can do for rorke ask what rorke can do for black pussy
>>224218856how did you try to kill yourself?
>>224218856Glad you're still with us x
>>224218906diwali innit starts tonight
>>224218921keelhauling
>>224217807thats the mental elves sorted. now time for dinner.
that's it getting out of bed and doing some work
>>224218938day's pretty much over
>>224218856well done for typing all of those beautiful words and hitting the submit button. you're doing SO well
>>224218911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2En2X64dT4
>>224218942why's he holding his chastity ring like that
my ESF just looks for fruit and seeds around the house instead of raising my comfort level
>>224218942bamzooki was shit
rorke eating a satsuma
a lot of people like arses nowadays. i'm not really a fan of arses because that's where poo comes out.
pet yank has done a runner
>>224218989corrr
cocklami
>>224218989women don’t poo
bampooki
>>224218895she has some orbs i'd like to get to know betterthey're on the front of her chest!
Boringmong: It's free as freedom, not free as in "free beer". You understand?Me: W-Wuh?Boringmong: Libre, it's Libre.Me: *drooling*
>>224218949the night is still youngx
>>224219010s
just had a bag of salt and vinegar cornbottom of the bag was just like eating straight vinegar
BREAKING NEWS: Beloved 4chan icon "poo seal" found dead at 30 in Cheadle home.
any good documentaries going
toby wanking to black pussy because it sort of resembles something else
>>224219010screm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSfocuwoGKM
>>224217739Where is the new island and why am I not invited?
>>224219046that one about the serial killer
>>224219019I was the first person to post her in brit btw just saying just making it known
tim curry dead
just had a carbon-neutral wank
I'm 29 years young wet behind the ears
>>224219076when was that then
a big green frogzard raping ruby's dead corpse in a bush
>>224219046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgN0OxSl6FM
>>224219090Time ago
faggoting a poo
>>224219092used to wank to frogzard rule 34 before i knew what porn was
hate to be that guy but i am indeed on the verge of "locking in"
>>224219127HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH SECOND TOWER LIKE 9/11 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hope i have kids who are smart and can explain space and shit to me
>9/11didnt happen
>>224219063seen it>>224219094intriguing ta x
mental health's acting up
>>224219136me just before the bull comes 'round
enron manager did not like that
If this parlay bangs I'm quitting my job tomorrow
>>224219155space is just the nothingness in between all the stuff
>>224219170Lol
>>224219149we got ourselves a regular ricky gervais over here
getting a bit hungry, no food in the house, it not ri
>>224219136i'm on the verge of "quiet quitting"
British pipo be like imma name my kid Curry because England is culturally Indian
>>224219086what do you want to be when you grow up lad? astronaut?
>>224219193Bossman will sort you x
on a 3 day NoFap NoPorn streak
but what of good building seven?
on a 4 day NoFap NoPorn streak
>>224219212no one's dreaming of being an astronaut anymore unc they wanna be ishowspeed or clavicular
Ne>>224219237
>>224219223Keep it up
>>224219231ancient gimmick
didnt eat from 6 am till 30 minutes ago ama
>>224219212Footballer. I practise in my garden every night for at least 30 minutes.
>>224219196why do some people wash chicken? what do they think it does?
New>>224219243
new>>224219237>>224219237>>224219237>>224219237
>>224218897I'll be whatever you want me to be (if you're a girl)
