Klarna edition
first for Professor Jason
Change your life for the better
high lord the rt.hon. professor dr nigger arday
>>224219278cleans it
me opening the new thread
not a huge fan of that
>>224219278 anthropic been ddos'd?
>>224219211heartwarming footage of a cody attempting "banter" for the first time <3
>>224219312>subway after a piss-upwhat a letdown
rorke is confused as to why people wash the chicken is he
>>224219308no wonder he died young
>>224219340It was different back then
>>224219325what?
Boris Johnson -- a Great Prime Minister, gone too soon.
Bessent ? More like bentsent
>>224219366not nice of him to scare her like that
>>224219403lovely image
fraudlysa liu exposed
>>224219385More like genius economist of near Hamiltonian proportions
>>224219308Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
OV POWER
what is chudjak's black gf called
what's up with all the birds with willies anyways?
>>224219308jack black if jack black wasn't an actual sociopath
>>224219366better saul paul straight gagnamstyle devious in this shoot
>>224219426and from the ashes, a now bardley will be reborn, better, woker
>>224219426that's one way of keeping off tv
mental health nurse wrote "visibly anxious" in my notes on my way to PIPville
>>224219447mad how "black pussy CHANGED rorke" has been reconstructed from base principals by normals twice now and yet the original lives on
For sale: cock & balls, never sucked
>>224219448The internet has brought them to us thankfully
>>224219416>translated from spanishto what?
What are your thoughts on this video?
need the chicken washing question answered
>>224219312Me on the left, BoyfriendExperience, and they buy my a takeaway
>>22421951025p, take it or leave it
>>224219527weird that she shaves down there innit why does he bother
>>224219512she's cyberbullying
Whys that cat got two willies
idiot yank posting their idiot ai edited video
right that's tim with his willy out
>>224219544Hi
>>224219527tim mate
just seen tim's twig and berries
Chris Farley was 33 when he died? Damn...
>>224219517mad how many yanks are like this. asmongold and nick fuentes both have cockroaches crawling around their houses. gross people
oh Timmy ..your arseis Like glue !!
>>224219549Once you have one they make many it's unironically not edited
what was tim curry doing in a pub?
feeling sleepy, like i just smoked some good weed
>>224219590a daring synthesis
>>224219583In Asmongold's region of the country you could have the cleanest house and still have roaches T. My dad has a house in Texas and they pop up every now and then
>>224219583reckon you need to spend less time online if you know these bizarre details
am i allowed to post this webm here
i am on a seaweed dieti see weed and i friggin smoke it lmao
Mental how I loved her
>>224219580he was living in a van down by the river
brits live in squalor tooonly reason we dont get cockroaches is because of this climate
>>224219616They're anywhere warm honestly. Only frozen places are free of roaches
Demand brutal work from pals
>>224219627hoor needs locked up
>>224219616his house is filthy though
Tim Curry confirms that this time he is in fact dead
>>224219644You would think but nasty fucks somehow have them here in Chicago
>>224219641i get a little flurry of fruit flies that dissipate whenever i use the kitchen sink. always 3-5 of the little guys
dolly parton big boobs pic
best pint to drink with a pad thai?
>>224219663Point being that even if he was clean he would still have roaches in texas
>>224219627Me as the dog
>>224219673and they're your little "mates" i supposelittle fly "mates"
>>224219679Asahi
>>224219687evil bench glad it's gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riarp2p5zr4
on /v/ riling up the biomass fer a laugh. 68 (You)s in like 15 minutes for the most milquetoast posts possible kek
dont know what the FUCK to do with sparkling skylands
>>224219679Asian lager if they've got it
>>224219674GET the playboy pics posted
>>224219687did the bench removal improve the weather?
sabby c
>>224219679chang
>>224219700they're not very bright over there
>>224219700>milquetoast FOY
>>224219679>pad thaionly one choice
>>224219690no i try to squish them mid air whenever they fly out
>>224219700uhh yeah very good mate anyway how's /gf2026/ coming along…?
>>224219705women are whores more at 11
>>224219731needs to do facialabuse
>>224219731She's just a shit Madonna
>>224219705when they say foreigners they mean indians
this nigga has milk on his toast
>>224219731petergriffinlonglegs.jpeg
>>224219732yes?
>>224219737i've been with my missus for nearly a decade now m8 lol>>224219733it's amazing that even as new waves of people join /v/, they manage to maintain the state of being the most easily riled up retards on 4chan
>>224219589you're a moron it's edited it's and old video
>>224219779drink up
You're a Mormon
If my willy was bigger I would probably flash girls in the street
mental health nurse wrote "visibly ugly and attention seeking" in my noteson my way to PIPville
well that concludes my first day ever on /brit/ thanks everyone for the kind words
>>224219817Girls yeah?
>>224219788I fucking live here retard and it's common with dirty people stop being a fucking idiot
You're a Mormon aren't you?I've seen you before.You're a Mormon.I've seen you before.My trousers are falling down.
>>224219819trip on EW
>>224219817go pierre woodman
>>224219819liar.
>>224219783surely the title goes to poltardsliterally facebook boomer tier over there
>>224219828stick around x
>>224219833stay there
>>224219487>>224219819PIPsqueaks
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAT
When boomers say incels didn't exist during their generation I always point to stuff like this
>>224219831Yeah probably, of age seventeen year old girls.
>>224219847yeah it's /pol/tards far and awayliterally falling for decades old bait still
my names jim e brown im a 19 year old obese alcoholic
don't ever post that again
don't get your cock in a twist
>>224219871genuinely might be the ugliest woman in japan bloody hell
>>224219838mad how many of his videos are literally just rape and not even subtly
sorry Newcastle you go down ok
>>224219871she's married
i didnt open the image that was a mangled cock wasnt it
>>224219862this is like punching somebody in the back of the head then pointing to somebody else when they turn around
>>224219911
cant stand ridley scott
KICK EM WHEN THEY'RE UP KICK EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
one of the foren flags post something gory aye? wouldnt know, got them all filtered.
Really hate fashion nowadays if you dress good most of the time people just think you’re a fag
>>224219883fucking pisses me off when brits say they couldnt tell he's a yank its SO bloody obvious
>>224219931he thinks you're a knob mate
i’ve shot rope in places you wouldnt even piss, kid
>>224219950feels fucking mutualdried up, cynical wanker
lots of /brit/ posters get riled up by obvious bait but it's nowhere near as bad as on other boardsyou'll see a post that's like>fuck wypipo loland it will have 10 earnest replies that are all variants of>kill yourself negroid>rope troon>SAAAR
what books are you guys reading?
>>224219871What does /brit/ think of this cross cultural incident?https://youtube.com/watch?v=zqoBmY5kxXg
>>224219949wait what
might start watching miami vice
>>224219931GI Jane, Prometheus, Gladiator, Blade RunnerThat's more kino that most directors could dream of being jealous of right there
why would you even bother trying to bait dimwits? not much challenge in that is there?at least /brit/ posters are a bit more seasoned, baiting here is a bit more of an accompaniment
>>224219915Dude she's like almost 70 you look like that when you're 65 too
nga said accompaniment
https://youtu.be/OuSh696dp3M
>>224219973said he was only messing. nice one mate you've just upset a really old man. hope you're proud of yourself.
>>224219992looks like your politics is just as trivial as ours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPr5ZZdFdFk
>>224220026Meant for >>224219901
Is this accurate
you see what he did there was he misspelled a word on purpose
>>224219992it wasn't even funny as a joke they just heard melons and forced a boob joke where there wasn't one
>>224219992
rorke posting on brit alone on his pcleftypol posting with his black mates screaming on the bus like chimps
>>224219996et tu, bruce?
>>224220038tell him if he makes david get his just desserts in the next alien film he'll be alright in my books and tell him he's not been mistreated by anyone or anything, hes a fucking multimillionaire
>spurs
How do I increase my semenous rope ejaculation heft? -- have noted an increased dribbling of late.
>>224220051how would i know
>>224220051this is my sister
good timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQTVHt81rk0
Thelma and LouiseKingdom of HeavenBlackhawk DownMatchstick MenPeople who don't rate ridley are goofs
>>224220082eat more quiche and croissant
Spideydem forma gyally
>>224220086Hi what strap
>>224220051GMB and This Morning are not middle class, they'd be more likely to watch BBC Breakfast for their opinions.
any norwood 2 man
>>224220051Dryrobes aren't middle class
umumbreon in?
>>224220082I'm always surprised how much use I get from this image. Well over a decade now I think.
>>224220090DUKE'S PLACE IN MARLOWDUKE'S PLACE IN MARLOW
>>224220037Didn't realise saffers also call it tawny (because of woke)
>>224220050most of them age way better than that come on
>>224220051>SUV>shit shows>bizarre fashion choices>snobby about where they shop>specific furniture>dyson vacuumeerily similar to here. just replace whatever that rain jacket is with uggs and waitrose with target
nigga defending ridley scott and he hasn't mentioned Alien '79 what a melt
>>224219629What happened?
fuck wypipo lol
>>224220051Hi
>>224220051working class with money buy top left, real middle class might have an old land rover but more likely a little runabout, you also find a lot of middle class in aldi, that modern kitchen is too modern too, that's working class with money stuffdyson can be any class
>>224220120Right I'll be getting the cumstack then
mum's watching something with david mitchell in it, i can hear his voice from downstairs
>>224220138*immediately grants you a knighthood*
>>224220109who wears them? they look pretty /fa/ ngl but im assuming mostly women wear them
>>224220120>Don't go over the RDA of helium >>224220111Hi?
>>224220137Her dog farted on her face when she was sleeping and she got pink eye and blamed me for it.
>>224219416Would be kino if Kamila swept the golds and broke her own world records
Just saw this blond British guy who was quite handsome and looked like David Bowie in his thin white duke era. No homo.
>>224220051don't forget "picky bits tea aka we can no longer afford meat each day so this is what we call it to not seem povvo"
I'm 33, went for a pint with my 64 year old mate and his 89 year old dad.It was lovely. All men are brothers.
Jaecoo is the dryrobe of cars
>>224220152read this in his voice
Eating fesces in lingerie
>>224220152sure its not sir david mitchell himself round for a late dinner?
mental they actually called the country smeglike dick cheese
>>224220169get him shagged
>>224220154women and usually at least 5 miles away from any open water
>>224219871is she the one who got a replica car made from that one company after she said " oh this car and so and so were my favorite from the era "
>>224220158*
>>224220152it's ken livingstone
>>224220174r tim continues to expand
>>224220120What is L Arginine
>>224220152imagine he was down there haha
JAMES BROWN IS DEAD
david bowie was hung
Miss her
>>224220169Didn't need to add the "No homo" Cody. We're hip to the whole scene.
>>224220225amino acid
>>224220225nothin much what's l-arginine with you
We here at /brit/ goodbye and goodnight to my benign hyperstatic proplasia
@grok make a browser extension that filters all talk about gta 6
got a rice cooker its fucking ace x might message my mum about it
>Peter Cook once said, back in the 1960s, “Britain is in danger of sinking giggling into the sea.”
>kegel exercisesanyone who does this is a mong
Why did that tranny have a massive nob??
ian how are the sausages
nigger cunt shrieking
>>224220273what's your p.b. in the long cum thenit better be at least 3 feet to be making such a bold statement
>>224220270rice makers are great but they're zhang coded and buckwheat mogs rice anyway
rude words? not impressed
>>224220278fusRODAAAAAAH
anyone ever tried spitting /brit/ game on the dating apps? for example a "how's it foing", "screaming" or similar?
women are rubbish
>>224220296don't care mate im gonna have some congee with frozen blueberries in a bit xx
>>224220239The Cody/Bradyden/Brody type of Americans don't listen to thin white duke era Bowie. They mostly listen to rap, country pop, and generic festival electronica with big bass drops.
right that's a woman pressing a vibrator to her caged penis until she spurts cum which hits the ceiling
>>224220307yeah, it worked, I'm married to alysa liu nowx
>>224220284top tier aussie post
>>224220174only times I've been for a pint I've not said anything and just listened to everyone elseI'm an IRL lurkerprobably why I have no mates
>A poll in 2020 by company YouGov also asked people when they were most likely to have dinner, with the most popular option being between 6-6.59pm.>The second most popular time was between 5pm-5.59pm, closely followed by 7pm-7.59pm.well /brit/? you are 'normal' aren't you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/bKe4Q1x5F8g?is=oBmMVSW9ez5Y18xBJust do porn of the dog baka
>>224220322Kin ell mate, what are your hobbies
got some lad on /v/ posting his hands to prove he's white kek
>>224220320this image isn't an authority it's just an image some self-hating mong mage
>>224220318>thats a woman>penishmm
>>224220274don't think it was a tranny, just a twink
any self-hating mong mage man in?
>>224220347pretty sure the australian who made that image doesn't hate himself
>>224220322how do you even manage that without someone calling you weird or pointing it out and forcing you to contribute?that always happens to me as im a pretty big introvert but because im clever i can safe myself
>>224220238It not right
>>224220318It's not a woman if they have a penis
Tilde was right so far... Mousey's prediction looking way off
>>224220382check the archive, a welsh or scottish person made it
dont even have to say it!
>>224220312Cap
>>224220335haha mate that's mental*walks off*
People who use Klarna here end up on a television show where people who put themselves in massive debt through luxery spending get financial advise
there he is
another flag added to the filter then
mogs me!
convinced jeff is a fed but on the very low end of the pecking orderone of the underlings who just reads 4chan all day while his coworkers do all the cool stuff
i got the red promethazine thick orange and yellow tuss
been prescribed low strength cannabis to treat my anxiety
>>224220427Hi >>224220425Hi
>>224220424my fave was the young gigachad guy who just called the loaners and went "yeah ill uh pay you back lets get this done" and he went to work end of episode
Spurs are hammering Charlton Athletic
>>224220332don't have any>>224220383not suremight be my heightor maybe I just look like I have nothing to say
>>224220413error! no results found
>>224220421*shags your arse the second your back's away from the wall*
big boobs
>>224220120but why would i want to cum that much?
sir mikey moore
>>224220450>>224220452...hi
>>224220472women love it
>>224220456Haven't seen that one. I like the "What is interest?" lady.
>>224220483
>>224220446Nah. Just too much money and too little responsibility. Same deal in effect.
>>224220446the jeff psyop made me support israel, ukraine and jeffrey epstein
>>224220472some girls like itsome don't
>>224220472Are you a woman >>224220494Sexo
Hi
>>224220493Lyx has fallanits sar ovallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCz7GupRqgbigdome out here with the TAKES
Big if true
chuddy ian
>>224220560hgahfafaahahhahahaha
>>224220557Hello
doing a dance
might buy forza horizon japan lads
>>224220593Hey
>>224220174Sounds comfy lad
>>224220462https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/JC35qgKaHoxQwxBkQ4HcJg/idiot
>>224220613Hi
>>224220152Ludwig? The new cop is hot
>>224220631paul wall
>>224220560Lyx = luxury. "Lux" sounds like it could be zoomer slang in English.
>>224220642Um
>>224220669Sexo
bakarchive
https://x.com/RnaudBertrand/status/2092565967062663624Mental.
>>224220697Woah!
Rorke’s mam buying him a Cuthbert the Caterpillar cake from Aldi for his 38th birthday
>>224220711imageboard not a linkboard
it's only a matter of time until I get my bum out
>>224220744grow up
>>224220744why
>>224220744I thought this was a /brit/ thing
>>224219527
sabby x
I wish I could kiss service dogs
how about some good posts then
>>224220797I wish I could tounge kiss service dogs
>>224220711>Scientists told the New York Times that the flash flooding in Nepal/Tibet was likely caused by a 2,000-foot-wide chunk of ice that broke off of a glacier and fell around 4,000 feet to the valley belowcrazy
>>224220772kek accurate
>>224220783>>224220809You really should be locked up you fucking freak
>>224220776heard her song in the spar just before x
not how flooding works
>>224220838>>224220838>>224220838
>>224220833Insane asylum support dog sex sure. Or me as the dog for someone locked up
