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So let me get this straight then, God made me attracted to men and only men, gave me a round feminine arse, grabbable hips, a high voice and big full lips, put a literal orgasm button two inches deep inside my arsehole, yet it’s somehow unnatural and wrong of me to let a guy put his cock up there?
hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6oyAfGb84
>>224220838ugly raccoon slag
Insane asylum patients (female) support dog sex (me as the dog)
>>224220838
Nigga think he umbunny
got music on
i'm just tryna stay out of trouble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCz7GupRqgbigdome subedish
>>224220855hi
>>224220892you raped that simp
*drum solo*
>>224220632aussie on a vpn
Just saying but Rorke's arsehole is definitely not going unraped
were you a citv or a cbbc watcher
I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a sweet little chud
>>224220882>>224220926kiss
wonder if that lad has his bum out
>>224220926yammer still doing business in korea? :(
>>224220950It's not a female
he love it
we're back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d3FDHckLxwMight give this a watch
>>224220996I'd be interested to see this 15 cent bologna sandwich
>>224221026you couldnt handle it nigel
BIRMINGHAM is set to become England's first 20mph city under controversial plans to cut speed limits across almost all of its roads.
>>224221033Stop
>>224221034someone has to do it
i saw the black "nigga" he gets arrested 2x per week
>>224221035My name is James
>>22422104120 muslims per HMO?
>>224220944CBBC. The Queen's Nose, Aquila, The Demon Headmaster
Might move to Birmingham
Funny how chuddy Malone is clearly mousey but he denies it until he gets drunk and gives the game away
>>224221063s
>>224221063
james on the bakerloo
>>224221068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoHVO1eSMFc&t=3s
>>224221079run well*
>>224220984me when mum gets the Smiles out the freezer
>>224221079never thought id say it in a trillion years, but I'd scran her poo
racoon girl
>>224221066aquila was great, I assume, don't remember anything about it, apart from in the first episode he puts his hand on the stove but aquila gave him a special second skin that protected him
>>224221079peng
hungry but can't be bothered to go to the shop
>>224221041more time to enjoy the aroma of the bins on your drive to work
i wish to marry anna de ville
with everyone throwing a fit at how sony want to stop selling discs, why'd everyone just accept PC games no longer coming on DVDs and steam being the defacto default
>>224221137It's 9PM
wish i weren't an autistic friendless virginit's not my faultgod made me this way
>>224221137be closed by now i reckon
>>224220838Stop spamming this bitch
>>224221109bet you're fun at parties
>>224221158yeah it is>>224221161not the 24 hour m&s petrol station
>>224221137don't you have food in the house?
>>224221155Stop spamming 1000 threads saying this per day on /v/
>>224221137Use Uber Eats, Deliveroo and Just Eat to issue an order for "someone" to bring you some food?
>>224221137Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
>>224221175nah
Andy Burnham Nike Tech
>>224221173Tarq!
>>224221155don't knowdon't care about consolecucks
>>224221148amazing tits
>>224221194lol screamkind of excuse you'd tell a ticket inspector
>>224221016>>224221085>>224221177aww got a little crush have we? you're like the alysaposters :3
Andry Burnham all, yes the children especially
>>224221190don't do that sort of thing
>>224221207I wish a woman would section me with SSRIs and take care of me in every way daily
>>224221207he wants to BE the dog tbf
>>224221232Good lad. I was testing you.
if you buy this game on console you're literally cattle
I'll do it tomorrow
>>224221194all time classic post this
>>224221219Mousey?
rorkie goes to hollywood
was out with that ginger lass again for date number 4 and made a racist joke and only remembered after the date that her best mate and roommate is a black lass oh dear
>>224220944didnt watch any british channels or shows i could recognise they were low quality slop compared to cartoon network and nickelodeon
>>224221253u gone wait for PC lil nigga
>>224221253sorry i'm not poor and not a dork i'll play the game and enjoy it while you get angry on reddit about ownership and all dork shite cuh
it's upsetting just how evil women are
>>224221194this one and the autism post about someone hacking their hair with scissors while opening a package are my 2 fav /brit/ postsoh and the hello darkie one
ziedy on point today, he's back to his old tricks the sly dog
they love the biomass
>>224221253The leaks are literally from a PC build though you MONG >n-no-YEP THEY ARE MONG BOY
>>224221304600 comments on that slopthat’s like 2 whole /brit/ threads
>>224221304should genuinely be an institutionalisation this. if you cant even walk in the peak district without counting the blacks, then your mind is mush.
>>224221309look at the real game footage compared to the trailer lmao enjoy your downgrade slop>>224221333wrong
>>224221309done him
>>224221349who gives a fuck about graphics lil bro i still play san andreas
The 100 hour GTA6 mouldie meltdown
/v/irgins are so autistic they'll have mental breakdowns about gta on completely unrelated boards kek
>pc master race posting in 2026pack it up
might go to bed, got nothing else going on in my evil incel life
got the techno on
Police: Knocking,konkonko, Baby: Who's it? Police: It's the Police ,Can you open the door please?, Baby: Did you make appointment? Police: No, Then come back tomorrow
used to hate consoles and only ever played pc until the pcmasterrace redditors turned it into a "movement" now i'm back to consoles
>>224221394Me too
Any trvth juice for me to suckle on tonight?Anyone got any of that wisdom serum?
>talking about video games on /brit/we're all 30+ not sure why you think there's gamers here
>>224221439lickable
>>224221439Nice butt
>>224221439she is ' thick '
>>224221401didn't wanna get into berghain anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sPv65HV08
>>224221461lol
>>224221454I love her
y'all nibbas aint paying attention
we here at /brit/ support the raccoon girl's new enterprise
>>224221481right well i want sexooooo with the mouse
Can't imagine anything more pathetic than trying to differentiate yourself from other incels by simping for a different girls.
>>224221483omg
cars should be banned from national parks
yeah but we all love her
Is Russ Abbott dead or alive?
>>224221505I'm simp for you if girl
>>224221483grow the fuck up you pathetic fucking piece of shit
summer is finally ending
feel bad for gyaldem freak as he suffers a total break from reality
>>224221443Bruce is choosin' Texas. He would give ANYTHING to be an Amerigod
aye get tae fuck ya wee cunt
>>224221534The shower is warmer here when it's summer but I share the shower now so I don't mind the cold water
>>224221551never heard it. too late to listen to music today so probably never will.
anyone doing hajj this year
we all HATE the gyaldem
>>224221558Not me as applejack this time
Australians are obsessed with songs about American boys. I might have to bring my cut 7 incher over there and plow some sheilas. They've been primed by American cultural dominance and our vile whores
>>224221582no but that clock scares me it's too fucking big
Today I saw the blackest black people I've ever seen
how is it so fucking warm it's gone 9pm at night aaaaaaa
>>224221582when im the last white man in the world im gonna hijack a plane and fly it into thisthus, the end of the white race
hol up is he allowed to post that?
The PC master race meme was cringe even when it was a thing in 2010 because even by that point the features such as server browsers that made "PC gaming" a thing were slowly fading away and being replaced by console ports.
>>224221439yeah i'd fuck her
>>224221443
>>224221582it'd be really funny if someone bombed this thing
>>224221611Hi
sometimes you suck the golfball sometimes the golfball sucks you
>>224221632basedphex twin
>>224221590i could deck him shortarse
>>224221614the muslims planned ahead they already did the plane hijacking thing and now it's not possible anymore
>>224221582soulless. which is very fitting
right thats it im shagging ew
day in the life of a friendless virgin
>>224221611I went running an hour ago and it was 31C at 10:30 :D >>224221632my hero
>>224221660ktim
>>224221304I last went to the Peak Dosteict just before the Boriswave and it was beautiful. I remember being surprised how pleasant it was at the time given its proximity to various BAME-infested northern shitholes. Hopefully I never return so my memory of it doesn't get tainted.
autistic little brother's out for the evening and he's having an autism attackmad how he can get female attention and you saddos can't lmao
>>224221644[stops screaming]alri[continues screaming]
>>224221632love how he tried to defend himself on reddit but ended up looking like an idiot with no spineif you're gonna say schizo shit you have to stick to it
>>224221666al-quaeda really pulled the ladder upbloody bastards
>>224221660you got any cute sisters? (respectfully)
>>224221695Do you ever suck his dick
Shagging is banal after a day of it. I prefer literary pleasures, ballet, classical music..
my hairdressers has hired a ftm american tranny. not best pleased.
>>224221582The autistic girl in my class made a joke about making this in Minecraft and the Muslim girls chimped out at her and she just laughed
Fucking pack it in
Discord. Funny
>>224221720right i want sexoooo with the pony
>>224221738FOLC
>>224221582fun fact: there's a public toilet inside the cube
doing a gay porn dance
a lot of people cant accent that's more moral to fuck a dog than eat a bacon sandwich. im sorry but you're all brainwashed hypocrite demons ok
>>224221738>Autistic girlCor is she legal age?
>>224221714you can do both
trying to torrent a series Eta 5d 23hrsBruh
mad how you cant even go there if you're not a muslimyou are not allowed anywhere near the place just because you ain't a muslim bruvmental
>>224221738autistic lad in wakefield scuffed up a quran a few years back and his mother was dragged in front of the local mosque and forced to give a grovelling apology to all the muslimsleftypol loved it
>>224221763This was almost a decade ago in secondary school so no not at the time
Shagging is anal after a day of it. I prefer labian pleasures, vajay and classical pussic.
>>224221756Us
>>224221762uh huh
the commute
>>224221756kek
dog fuck: woman happy, dog happybacon sandwich: you happy, pig brutally murderedit's not that difficult
>>224221794Just skip the cue I would
>>224221762ratpedo making another freakish post
they put gold in albinos heads
>>224221582is that london? which ones the muslim city?
>>224221760
nightly just dance cardio time
Happy dog wife happy dog life
>>224221794i'd just go past them all. look at all that unused space. just go through that fs.
thinking thoughts
>>224221780you can do both
this just in from china. it is all kicking the fuck off over there lads.
Mad how the mariana trench is still way deeper than everest is tall
>>224221829ktinm
>>224221806hypocrite scum. murder another thousand animals and feast on their flesh you ghoula vegetarian dogfucker is a thousand times more moral than you
children want it too
>>224221775And to think the great-grandfather of that lad was sent to possibly die in a war on the lie that he was 'defending his country'
>>224221817Are you a girl? Me as the dog
>>224221829bizarre lie
>>224221814in another era he would have been the king's beloved fool
having one of those nights
> Raheem Sterling has been CHARGED with dangerous driving, possession of nitrous oxide (laughing gas) and failing to provide a specimen following a £270,000 Lamborghini crash
wanking off
vegans love saying "feast on" instead of "eat"
the nepal footage is insanethe people are trying to run and they're swept away by a mud tsunami
>>224221814Based
>>224221842how was he not defending his country
>>224221865Hi
>>224221780You will never feel the pleasures of the flesh you dire clanker
>>224221814ritual de humiliation
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>224221865These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
>>224221895>
children want alcohol and cigarettes
>>224221875scum like you love to obscure your actions. you're no better than cannibals
>>224221895*"Moooooom" some of the dumbest stuff*
>>224221895
Fucking loads of deleted posts just there
got the fras' onroz boobs
>>224221895my reflection when i shout mooooooooooooooood in the mirror
>>224221930her looksmatch roped in 2007
>>224221930*Wags tail*
>>224221872hope he gets 10 years nitrous driver cunts all need stabbing up
>>224221974true
>>224221974Can only get 2 max
How about it's Nathan Koftas and he's working at a kebab shop
I'm a girl
Tilde won
I like her personality
>>224222007lose weight
hello
>>224222007fat bitch get your tits out
>>224222007can I smash?
>>224222014hello
>>224222007hi there how are you
>>224222014get tae fuck ya wee cunt
get into the mounting position if you actually care
>>224222007>no french flagRAUS
>>224222032>tfw youre round your mates house and he got a gamecube for christmas
Ran breadwinner gimmick for my family by working 17 hour shifts just for the missus to Lindsay Clancy my yutes
sick of this woke shite lego do nowthis is NOT appropriate for lego
I collect poo
when i'm single i miss having a gf but when i have a gf i miss being singlebit of a dilemma that leads me to get with some proper cunt women
protest against the sick sadness of the world by letting that beast mount you and swearing off meat forever
35 years old me
I like her because she regularly needs to go on high dose psyche med injections and be out of it for 2 days sometimes
>>224222067when i had a gf every girl on the street used to smile at menow im single they just ignore me
>>224222063take the fookin piss
>>224222063they will do this but they will never do a bakewell tart or a bakewell pudding (yes they're different things) it's anglo erasure
only a few more days until notting hill carnival will YOU be attending?
>>224222082me in a month
>factos interessanteshowl
>>224222082bros unc
>>224222054i dont play vidya is this a smash brothers joke
>>224222117yes pal
>>224222063*smiles and gives you a giant LEGO Vegemite sandwich*
>>224222101shall be running the sweep on the number of murders over the weekend
>>224221880By all metrics, assuming you're a native British person, you and your progeny would have been better off if the Alliew lost WWII.This isn't to defend the Nazis. I'm actually quite politically moderate, but I'm also a realist. This conclusion just isn't possible to dispute knowing what we know of how things turned out and the direction they're going to continue to head in.It's a shame, I wish this didn't have to be the case, but it's the unavoidable conclusion if you're prepared to be honest about the facts. For Jews and the rest, obviously it would be horrible. But strictly speaking when talking about native British people and their fate, the world birthed by the Allied 'victory' in WWII has proved catastrophic. This is an uncomfortable truth of history that has to be confronted.
>>224222101nhno mateslove black pussy thobut only because /brit/ told me so
>>224222082Me in two years
just hit my second windlet's go
Got some TV updates for you. Latest episode of ted lasso is still shit, even the wife thinks it's shit and she loves trash. Latest episode of always sunny is good, a lot of throwbacks but actually funny. That is all.
>>224222127*eats it then poos out lego and hands it back to you*
might join ISIS
>>224222134I have brown eyes
replace kebab shops with dog/horse brothels
A cuddle with Jack
>>224222095Mental how we already have our own custard tarts but the Portuguese ones are somehow better.
>>224222101leftypol rehearsing all his cope about black violence and crime in preparation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H9wg1vLejU
>>224222146was startled at the race joke in the latest always sunny about chinese penisesthe wife (a chinese transwoman) burst into tearstook me all night to get her to calm down
You think if Alexander the Great was born today he would’ve been some good little employee playing the HR game to climb the corporate ladder?No bitch he would’ve been King Von!
Lindsay Clancy Wiggum (full disclosure I just straight up stole this off someone in the afternoon thread)
grown men replying to eachother with *action posting* about poo
>>224222171ours are better
>Oh no the peace the prosperity
>>224222171as someone who has sampled both many times, i can tell you the english custard is better but the portuguese pastry is better.i propose a daring synthesis
>>224222171are they better?
>>224222146I had that episode along with the X files one and possibly the rat milk one on video and watched them to death as a child.
>the wife (a chinese transwoman)
>>224222190you stole this off me!!!hahaits alright
>>224222197you choosin texas?
>>224222222gay porn
>>224222121hell yeah dude
Jap fella who owns the sushi restaurant was complaining about all the Indians who go to the university where his son goes
>>224222222
>>224222185this never happened and it's painfully unfunny to make upsort yourself out
bring morality back to schools and workplaces with a k9 plapscot (dog mascot) and switch to plant based cuisine
>>224222200I knew someone who once ate so many he was sick
hes only gone and gay porn done it
the king loved dolly
>>224222217ooooo he choosin i can tell
cant fucking wait for gta 6
cutard tards are better than pasel the nataif you go to hong kong you can try both kinds
Sir [[fill in the blank]]
>>224222247gay porn
>>224222240our kingget your own
thunderstorms and flash floods tonight according to mr sir sadick
In the 1540s a Spanish expedition was carried the length of the Amazon by accident and reported thriving cities the whole way.A century later nobody could find them, so the account was filed as invention.
>>224222244white pipo bad
>>224222222got a little sugar in the tank, do ya?
>>224222222the scientists of /brit/ labs are proud to announce that not only can they get GETs but they can also reference their own GETeurope should be on alert, we also have the ability to delete other generals
>>224222244why? every gta game is the same
>>224222240This cunt needs to get a job
>>224222265we can shareimagine marmalade man being relegated to prime ministerkek!
>>224222247Sir Sir Sirer
>>224221768get the trackers added
>>224222247i don't i can't think of a prominent sir in recent times
>>224222281Graphics look mint. I also have nothing going for me in my life so there’s that too
>>224222274trvke
>>224222289yh that would be hilarosu
>>224222270>A century later nobody could find themthey did find them using a liedarhehe
>>224222265never
Mouse will unveil a new gimmick tomorrow
new >>224222308>>224222308>>224222308
She loves BBC.
>>224222206Ayeeeeeeeeeeessssssss?Yeah I think I had that video too.
>>224222222>>224222279I've done this like twice.
>>224222222noice digits bruv
