Gibbering Imbecile EditionPrevious:>>224214457
IM-beh-sai-el
>>224218333This is the one
>u live in the village?>no, we have an apartment on uh, central park west
>>224218433But why do you keep posting this? Is there some hidden meaning?
its raining cumbums
Should firemans wear body cams too
>>224218333Why that nigga keep fallin?
>>224218467ionknow
What's stopping you from getting a wife and kids and leaving this evil website forever?
>>224218537See the edition of the threadThat's what he is
>>224218601i’m ugly and autistic and i have no money any more questions the answers to which are designed to humiliate me
That last fall got me dyin
AYY TONE
cheaters strike cheaters offensives
>>224218601>wifeI hate women>kids will inherit all of my worst traits and they're bad enough. I will not torment my would-be children.
>>224218549Gabagool is just fat and nitrates but it's so fucking good
>>224218631Rolf
>>224218601insane in the membrane
the TW;WH 40k demo dropped today, I am dakkaing so hard rn
>>224218601im shy
>>224218601I'm insaneGot no brain
What's it like to have friends who care about you
Litltle pig little pig let me in
>>224218601You have to interact with women first before you can get a wife
>>224218705That's not a real thing. Everybody is just out to get something from you, nobody is really your friend. At least that's been my experience
>>224218705idk that’s some foid shit bruh
>>224218333
>>224218713source?
Why are you signed up for the Affirm or PayPal credit card?
i'm loco holmes
>>224218757
>>224218769*NSR for Americans
Did you login to your netflix account to check the GTA 6 drop?
>>224218757I would’ve run the dumb bitch over, less damage to my car
>>224218887I'll take "Things Normalgolems say" for twelve hundred, Alex.
Things are getting better
Life doesn't change magically, requires conscious effort
Were healing.
>>224218915Tesla autopilot automatically swerved to avoid hitting the boomer and instead slammed head-on into a car that might've had young people or children in it. The robot cares more about someone on death's doorstep than it does about an entire family.
>>224218705They just ask you shit like>did you get moderna or astrazeneca>brooo did you see the newest moist critical vid haha hes so based
I need thishttps://files.catbox.moe/umg5oo.webm
>>224218769
>>224219100imagine him shoving his nasty stinky cheesedick in her, she probably has a yeast infection from that dude's filthy roachdick
>>224219137>go to the polls to vote for the local candidate that will help me be the guy in this video>none of the candidates will help me>wait for the presidential elections>neither of them are pro being-this-guy-in-the-videowtf
Tell me about this place
>>224219256A lot of black gentlefolx
leaf with roaches in his apartment are you here bro? any updates on the situation?
>>224219256MethBoomersNavy
>>224219256Thread themehttps://youtu.be/3mUXuL_6OK0
>>224219285.
When someone says something I don’t like I start barking at them cuz I’m INSANE
>>224219256i remember the clown sightings... some 10 years ago
Nick Fuentes is a homosexual disinformation agent who partnered with Lucas Gauge to stifle antisemitism.He wants you to accept the Kirk narrative, believe Epstein wasn't a pedophile, stop talking about Israel, and is now a fan of the federal reserve.
The rush and illusory sense of power after you quit-pill your shit-job. Lasts a good few days before the dread and sense of "wtf am I going to do" sets inAnd then the cycle begins again...
I thought there was a roach in my hose because I saw something dart into the bathroom and it's unheard of for there to be bugs in my home but upon investigation it was a baby gecko, and I accidentally blasted him with like a half a can of bug spray before I saw what he was and the poor guy ended up dying. I said a requiem for him and put his body outside. Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domineet lux perpetua luceat eis.In nomine Patris et Fili et Spiritus Sancti Amen
>>224219435who is that, never heard of him, some kind of cherry tomato picker?
Holy shit, have you seen the video of that flood/mudslide in Nepal? Looks absolutely apocalyptic. A bunch of American and Bong tourists got caught in it apparently
>>224219256Stopped for gas in Blacksonville on my way to Sarasota. Went into a JUG CITY and there was a guy with dreads behind the counter, a few thots leaning on the counter and a thuggish guy who was about 5 feet tall rifling through the drink cooler.I paid for my gas and got a Red Bull, the guy with dreads said take it easy, and one of the thots literally looked me up and down while chewing gum and gave me the "eye fuck" look. Pretty sure she was a hooker, I would rate her 7.5/10 because she had very nice tits and tiny shorts with her booty spilling out.
The Pink Floyd/Roger Waters song "When The Tigers Broke Free" is a song about Waters' father being killed at Anzio in a daring Panzer ambush.
One time I woke up with a dead cockroach under me in my bed, my house wasn’t even dirty, such is life in South Carolina
What is the zoomer or gen alpha equivalent of something like this?I'm talking about the energy we can feel here with the crowd. Does such a thing exist nowadays? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIUqhx1Ycjg
>>224219469Southern nigresses have white fever
Man my mom's family is from the south, Georgia specifically. You could live in a fuckin mansion in the south and there will still ALWAYS be bugs in your home because it's the south. Same thing in Australia
Kirkcept the kirkative
>>224219501
im shleepy
Society owes us..
>>224219464Look at this shit!
>>224219556All the "digital nomads" in Bali, Thailand etc. have this problem in their million dollar villas too lol
>>224219648You think we haven't seen it? It's all over int there's like 2 threads up already
>>224219708I just woke up sorr6
>>224219648When people say it's amazing that China has buildings put up in 21 days this is why
>>224219648what happened?
>>224219720Aw, I can't stay mad at you Cmere.
>>224219708It was even posted in /cum/ earlier
>>224219920
>>224219960Part Deux
>>224219693I went to a mansion in the Philippines and it had bugs and fucking lizards
>>224219991>Mocap at Rockstar Unironic nepotism job
ate one frozen pizza
>>224219804Xi farted
Like covid, this trade war is a conspiracy by Big Poo
>>224219708I don’t visit outer /int/ most of the time, so I wasn’t aware of it
>>224220094You need the geckos to get rid of the bugs, even though Allah HATED geckos
>>224220276kek
>>224220136Just don't wipe
Why do I get in trouble for saying nigga? They all call each other that any way
>>224220276How are there so much fodder for this many insane Quran and Hadith cartoons lmfao
>>224220336Okay Nigga
>>224220136You can buy reusable toilet paper from amazon
Muslims are fags lol
>>224220355Hadiths specifically are truly insane and so damaging to the Islam brand that many muslims themselves now try to downplay their importance.
>>224220453Muslims can understand monkeys
>>224220453ur mom is a she-monkey lmaoo
>>224220136Toto/bidet industry wins again, it's the high manners low morals japanese
>>224220276So a style bonus like devil may cry, islam is gamer coded
>>224220562They have an XP modifier for praying at various legendary locations too, the Mecca location grants you an achievement
what if we migrate to /bant/>>>/bant/24891146
>>224220497Muhammad could talk to rocks and trees as well.
>>224218601
Seems like a bit of an oversight to ban depictions of Muhammad, such that most of the extant depictions of Muhammad are made by haters
>>224220656Why does that board even exist
getting a bit islamophobic here, guys
>>224220716Persians and Ottomans made depictions of muhammad for centuries, chimping out at images after the first few centuries of Mahometanism has been almost entirely limited to retarded zealot peasants
>>224220716the original purpose for that was Muhammad didn't want to be famous so he didn't want people to admire him as a person and just follow his teachings. Muslims for some reason took it as if you depict him then you must die for it. If the guy is now dead then the rule doesn't need to be followed anymore.
s-sikhs are bro tier, guys!!!>gets obliterated by a jeet in a semi truck
>>224220717Obviously for posts that are both international and random
school volleyball hurt my weak wrists when i had to bump the ball
>>224220798so, basically, it's /b/ with flags
>>224220791>the original purpose for that was Muhammad didn't want to be famousRevisionist, he chimped out at ANY image and said humans shouldn't make any likenesses of humans nor animals because that's only for Allah. Muslims eventually realized how retarded this is which is why they essentially ignore it now for pictures and animation except for Mahomet.
Fuck my ass now!
>>2242207953 sikhs on student visas killed some old boomers with baseball bats in BC recently, they are no different than the other flavours of jeet.
I constantly want to arm wrestle everyone around me.
>>224220836kek why was muhammed such an autist
Persian mature pussy was made for my tongue
>>224220861>3 sikhs on student visasyeah and I got assaulted by a Gujarati faggot last year, his friend was a Punjabi trying to jump me. Both also on student visas. I wonder when I will see them again. They lied about leaving the country according to a friend of mine.ha.
>>224220870I think he really was autistic>tries to make others leave his house>they don't go>"umm guys, Allah told me that you should leave"Kek
>mfw there's never been an Indian metal band called Six Sick Sikhs
>>224220895I don't think I'm entirely convinced of your teleological view of genitalia
Mystery meat, 50 year mortgages, 4 dollar gas, 6 dollar diesel, more war, liability free pesticides, flock cameras, data centers, cameras and kill switches in your car, more warrentless spying, no deep state arrests
>>224220993Poindexter ass nigga
>>224220906sounds like the guy would make shit up just to help him out of inconveniences when they came up
>>224221010We didn't start the fire!
>>224221010shut the fuck up fed.you guys are useless fear mongers
>>224221010why do both parties have to be retarded? Why can't they just be moderate like the old days.
>>224221047
>>224221047O munno ha cagnat, real life is 4chan now, the old ways be DEAD
>>224221024>sounds like the guy would make shit upPretty much, there are loads of funny stories when he'd just reveal a new verse from Allah when someone asked why he contradicted himself in two previous verses.
>>224221136Distefano I am so horny for you
watchin destiny
>>224221162Kill yourself
There has been more poo-IiticaI changes in the last 10 years or so than the preceding 30 years. Only boomers are trying to keep their obsolete paradigm alive indefinitely.We love the unceasing change that time brings in /cum/!
>>224221187Should probably read this book since it's been sitting on my bookshelf for 4 years
>>224221213Very popular book with zoomers these days
the force animating the average American is coming up with reasons to inflict ever more suffering on their family, their neighbors, and their countrymen in general.
Should I go to the lick her store or let my liver breathe
>>224221213read it already tbhbeitcurrently slogging through LOTGH: Dawn but have essentially dropped it
>>224221213There's been a reactionary wave of criticism towards it on /lit/ lately because of its recent resurgence in popularity, but it's good. During undergrad, a classmate of mine wrote a dissertation on the book's classical influences
>>224221274If your liver wanted to breathe it would do all the cool shit it does when you're drunk when you're sober
>>224221274Make some drink combos like cobes already
I'm busy as a bee
I haven't bought new clothes in over a decade
>>224221435Who lived there a pirate?
Im not too fond John Lennon as a person
This country is so fucked. I wish I never got a green card.
2 Amazon drivers in a row just dropped off someone else's package at my house, looks like we're in the midst of the competency crisis, it's not coming, it's here.
watched porn at work award
Not many have lived to see another day after calling me a chump
My car be on 82s
>>224221562I also wish you weren't here, you don't deserve to be.
>>224221565I remember some guy on reddit posted a delivery driver dropped off an entire pallet of ipads at his house by accident.
>>224221565Fast food places are pretty retarded these days
I own a construction company
You now remember Run's House on MTVhttps://youtu.be/cttNPQD7eiQ
I work in a data center as an engineer
>>224221618feels like a bottle of pills in one of them.
>>224221435>>224221548It’s most likely construction workers shoving their garbage into the walls before they seal them up, rather than anyone who lived there. They seem to do that a lot as a joke.
>>224221732Give my penis shrinking pills back NOW my wife is in pain
We love our Irish people don't we folks
Hola friends:)
>>224221810Good banter, fun to hang with, same like Brits, just a bit too gay about migrants and such but they seem to be chuddening up nicely.
>>224221844The last one I spoke with was very chudlike
I miss 2011 History Channel where Brittany Hughes would be walking around Greece in the summer sweating with her huge knockers flopping around everywhere
I want to hang out in /ita/ but they're all boring cocksuckers at this hour. It was fun yesterday though. The problem is they're all boring northern polentoni cocksuckers.
>>224221435fake
itchy ass
i make ah dapizza
rancid asscunt
>>224221435this is why you don't buy houses built after the Hart-Celler act.
The only reason why a girl wouldn't like me is that she is a lesbian
>>224221952There's only room for one terrone in this thread. /cum/ belongs to the Malaponte family, capisce?
beautiful weather. gorgeous. at least it looks like that from my window.
>>224222128a lot of girls don't like to be with guys who have a little sugar in the tank because they're afraid of catching HIV
back from my nap
>>224222228go outside and report back with your findings
There is an active tornado half an hour away from me
momberg is cooking up some cheese tortellini soup for din
>>224222318Go surfing in it
>>224222318not my problem
>>224222326Awfully early for dinner
Can I suck your tits
Niggas eating turtle soup
>>224222358it's a crockpot dish. it takes a while to cook
>>224222358Americans eat dinner at 6pm
Just took a meaty shit and it reeks.
>>224222318cashnado alert!
>>224222318dormant tornados are the real danger
>>224222268no, not yet
>>224222476retard meme
Ridley Scott has like 4 good movies
had to uninstall this because I’ve been playing too much
Would you be more upset if you found out your GF had dated a black guy in the past or an indian in the past?
Hasn't Canada been punished enough?
>>224222222
Damn nigga I want a fucking apple tree but those bitches take like 10 years to fruit
>>224222492The only good one is aliens
>>224222506huge win for gay sex
>>224222493For me, it's VeniceWhen I did multi-player with my friends I played as Venice and it was completely obnoxious, doubling your trade routes give you an incredible economy, and an huge military too since you can just buy all the units you need.
>>224222539James Cameron directed Aliens. Ridley Scott directed Alien (which is inferior to Aliens)
>>224222492GladiatorBlack Hawk DownAlienBlade RunnerUmmmYeah you're right
>>224222492only bad alien movie is 4
>>224222492>>224222593Wait I forgot Legend, that brings it to 5
>>224222539The Duelists, Blade Runner, Gladiator, Hannibal, American Gangster, The Martian
>>224222576To be fair a lot of Islamic Nations have committed the crimes that everybody gets upset at Israel for against non-muh mohammed for a literal thousand of years
>>224222576
>>224222624All dogshitAlien is the only good movie Ridley Scott directed End of discussion
Not to mention that Mohammed literally Epsteined his wife Aisha
>>224222593American Gangster is his best work, it's also my favorite movie ever.
>>224222624>The Martian Never have I seen a movie more reddit than this one, and I usually avoid using reddit as an adjective, but The Martian is reddit incarnate. The fucking quips were unbearable, it didn't need to be a pseudo-comedy, would have been way cooler as a straight edge serious survival sci fi
Woah...
>>224222682Blade Runner isn't dogshit
>>224222682>Gladiator >Shit
>>224222707>LE TEARS IN LE RAIN!!!!real captivating stuff there
*Driiiiiiiinnng>Hi is Mr.Gauthier there?Non y’est pas la!>Is he gone?>Y zigone pas, y’est juste pas là, sti!
>>224222698Looks more Turkish than Indian
>>224222651Irrelevant whataboutism, and embarrassing to try and use them as a standard
Sorry For you Loss, americans! Dolly Parton was a good person!
>>224222698Hard to believe the nigga on the left is real.
>>224222747Our flags are at half mast for Dolly
might watch some anime idk, thoughts?
>>224222746Don't engage with the baby dick sucker plz
>>224222698First one looks a bit ayy lmao
If Dolly Parton had been from Gaza, Israelis would have already killed her before.
Lunch was tuna salad on whole wheat sourdough with tomatoes, steamed carrots, and a fermented pickle
>>224222782THAT was exactly what i was gonna say
Everybody needs a teddy bear :3
>>224222789>carrotsYou lost me there
Turks look like everything
>>224222698This is why we need more data centers. The processing power required for this kind of research is absolutely priceless.
>>224222786So true
>>224222772>>224222746You can be anti-jew and anti-muslim. You can replace half the comments people make about Jews and replace them with Muslims and it still works comments people make about Jews and replace them with Muslims and it still works
>>224222786>>224222747>>224222757
>>224222772Now they’re raped and gaped with facts and logic instead of just letting the comment stand thoughbeit
>>224222757I saw that. We did the same thing when Karl Tremblay died a few years ago. But you probably don’t know him.
Love it when my poo is crunchy.
>>224222821lol
Distefano needs to make out with me
>“Yes I’m a Fedora gaytheist and anti-racist but I support the Jewish ethnostate’s attempt to breed a magical cow so they can build the third temple and genocide all the goyim.”
>>224222817Are you following a script? I already said that it’s embarrassing to use them as a standard to try to excuse your poor behaviour
>>224222759back in my day we had good anime (naruto).but now you youngsters have bad anime (boruto).
>>224222821repost this EVERYWHERE you can
>>224222821Someone here doesn't belong
>>224222849actually im thinking im gonna watch Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
>>224222821wholesome
>>224222859yeah heaven is whites only last time i checked
>>224222859hey man charley pride is a legend in country music regardless of his skin color
>>224222821Where are Charlie Kirk, George Floyd, and Jason Arday?
>>224222848>Are you following a script?Denounce the Torah and denounce the Quran.
>>224222805What's wrong with carrots
>>224222875Hitler was a self-hating Jew.
They are still looking for Redditjeet...
>>224222924I'm just not a fan
>GermanjeetMany such cases
>>224222944is he called germanjeet? is that his name?
What if the US collapsed into anarcho capitalist types states controlled by corporations. I definitely live in Costco territory cause you get good deals
>>224222970please call me garry sir
>>224222928ok redditjeet, try to pace yourself though you've got a long night ahead
Dolly Parton needs to fuck my ass
jeet means victory
>>224223031What war crimes has NATO committed
nigger means black
I for one am looking forward to the rebuilding of the Third Temple and the Antichrist's subsequent desecration of it.
>>224223038germanjeet means german victory88
>>224223054The rape of underage Haitian women for starters ummm
>>224223054Good point we never committed war crimes
>>224222821>Johnny Cash>Waylon Jennings>In heavenlmao.
Peter Thiel says freedom and democracy are incompatible, he wants to be the homosexual king of the world
>>224223113somebody should pwn that guy in roblox paintball
I didn't make up that rape thing either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UN_child_sexual_abuse_scandal_in_Haiti
I got an email today from Amazon. Says, "You lucked out!" Apparently, they're giving me a free audiobook. "Lucked out," they say. I've gotta admit, it doesn't feel like it. It's hard to feel lucky at all when there's a genocide taking place in Gaza and my own tax dollars are funding it.
>>224223113more like queen of the world lol lol
>>224223197you are lucky, you could be one of the cavedwellers getting nuked by the jews right now and instead your biggest worry is some gay kindle shit. count your blessings goy.
>>224223179>UNThat's not NATO
>>224223257You are right I'm drunk
>>224223253I might as well be one of the victims of the genocide. I am possessed of enormous empathy. Every time an innocent Palestinian is mutilated or killed I feel it in my inmost soul, as if the hot steel is ripping through my own flesh.
>official investigations and historical evidence confirm that Operation Gladio recruited and utilized right-wing extremists, former fascists, and neo-fascists to build its anti-communist networks. While the official, original mandate of the network was strictly to prepare a "stay-behind" defense against a potential Soviet invasion, the extreme anti-communist ideology of fascist groups made them natural, albeit highly controversial, alliesNATO did that one but it sounds based
>>224223278youre not drunk youre just retarded, it happens
i will send you to be raped in hell forever if you don’t believe in me but i would never ever ever ever ever do anything or provide evidence of my existence
Just experienced the weirdest mandella effect. I met a girl a few months ago. She has a very unique name. It's rare asf not even remotely common.Anyways I see the name again and assumed it's her obviously. But when I get there it's a girl who looks entirely different. Like different age, different skin tone, different height, different build/body type, different accent, different voice. Literally not even remotely similar in any way other than being female.I figured it's just a different person with the same rare name. But she recognized me instantly. She immediately smiled and said "hey remember me?". She said she still has my number and that she'd text me later. I played along but I'm so confused. Maybe its some sort of prank they're playing on me?
gonna watch texas chainsaw massacre 2003
>>224223441I like the original
>>224223301you should go over there and try to help them, bring them some bottled water and labubus to boost morale
charlie kirk anniversary coming up
the anime is going sicko mode
Tate McRae is my favorite leaf
>>224223502I can't. The work I do here is too important. However, I am a patreon subscriber for both The Adam Friedland Show and Red Scare podcasts.
Labubies
>>224222845The hell is the point of this
>>224223548>"Hey, Tate, could you please put on the jeans and walk to the end of the hall for the shot?">She starts doing this weird strutting shit and crawling on the floor like an animalWtf is her problem?
>>224223502be careful, Israel tortured Greta Thunberg for attempting this
There's no way this is true, right? Only 2% of men 18-29 abstain from all of these things?
>>224223651video games and pornography are my bread and butter
>>224223671Do you ever play pornographic video games?
>>224223651They are all vaccinated simps
>>224223577Its interesting puzzle of genetics and the cows must be taken care for.
>>224223712There's a gay guy who goons to those on phub
>>224223197>It's hard to feel lucky at all when there's a genocide taking place in Gaza and my own tax dollars are funding it.how can I contribute more to kill muzzies?
>>224223651>only 70% of 18-29yo men look at porni simply don't believe it
>>224223651i belong to the 2% group
>>224223761I've always preferred my imagination
>>224223761I find the video game statisitc harder to believe95 fukken percent Who the fuck has time for video games if you work a full time job I dont think I've played a video game in probably 3 years
>>224223301>an innocent Palestinianno such thingthey have been banned from all surrounding countries, have you ever wondered why?have you ever wonder why so many countries kicked them out?have you ever wonder why they vote in an islamic terror group every election?
If the Arab countries love Palestine so much how come they don't accept Palestinian refugees think about that for a minute
did nothing all day award
>>224223818Why don't you accept my butthole?
New>>224223839
>>224223790>t. Shlomo Shekelberg
>>224223833Because you never asked :P
>>224223651This is exactly why it is not a "hobby" men to like video games, for the same reason it is not a "hobby" for women to go shopping
>>224218601I don't want to
