Rich Evans edish
>>224222308just dance cardio completedonly four songs today because i walked earlier
Choose the form of your Destructor.
Sir Aura Farmer
>>224222338which songs?
it's literally more moral to fuck them
the mandem of /brit/ had a raucous debate on the nation's new train stations last night 2598 we're up to nowexpected to hit 2600 before year's end
just learnt Americans call vests “wife beaters” Very bizarre people very strange
>>224222353
got deal or no deal on
Jap fella who owns the sushi restaurant was complaining about all the Indians who go to the university where his son goes
stroking a bbc (big british cock)
Yeah she's nice
I'm 27. no job. no girl. no friends. no money. no hairline. no social life. no savings. zero brain cells. no wifi (stole it from next door). no food. am i cooked
>>224222376Quite right
>>224222376blog on you boring bastard
>>224222368He was committed for our sins
>>224222365That's what they call me too ahaha
>>224222308The Indian girl at my work likes me but I would never fuck one she looks cute but man I would rather fuck jamican women also I find it weird she mocked Indian dick size on her Instagram
would love to know some of the maddest secrets throughout human history, those things that would make you go 'bloody hell thats mad' ykwim?
She loves BBC
Bradleycord woke up at the end there
watching star trek
I'd avoid going out with neurodivergent people
>>224222365you call tank tops/undershirts "vests"?
>>224222374that's my opening pick up line with the ladiesanswer is invariably the latter
Sir Third Reich Mike
>>224222406Fake AI drawing fake tummy
the meatfag dying like don vito from godfather over the hood of a car when he realises your gf getting knotted is more moral than eating a steak
>>224222406My coworker who is black saw this and he told me he would do unspeakable things in order to fuck her
>>224222422yh lots of secrets in the world many lost in the sands of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9zBLDr_ro
>>224222394Just wait until you're 36 and have all the same attributes. I bet that'll be bad. I wouldn't know I have a wife and a house and a decent job and only a mild drug addiction.
>>224222433I call a vest a vest fuck ass nigga
>>224222430they literally sewed his shirt to have nipples
Don't know if I'd want to get my girlfriend knotted... I'm not a cuck...
>>224222465oooooh chuck him into a landfill ooooooooh
>>224222355macarena, timber, watch me whip and what makes you beautiful x
she's so qtI wouldn't cheat on herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbTQXe1Wjxw
Shine On You Crazy DiamondBLOG OOONN YOUUU BOORIING BAASTAARD
it'spaul wall baby, swishahouse club rockachunk a deuce, sip a deuce, pourin up the goose vodka
not a football fan but I think it’s very sad that hooliganism was killed in this country.
>>224222408do you drink stella artois?*sniggers*
>>224222485
Would love to see the big titty no bra hoe living in the walls on the police bodycam video fucked by dogs
>>224222422reckon today is the most interesting times in history but nobody knows it until after the fact
haha poo scream you are
>>224222485>I wouldn't cheat on herThat's why you will never ever NEVER have a gf
>>224222523
>>224222376He’s probably chinese. Unless you happen to live in Hawaii
>>224222523mousey...
>>224222508
>>224222469a vest has a zipper or buttons down the front, we don't call vests wife beaters
yhebinb-
>daaad let's watch policebody cam footage tonight
barely escaped the floods in nepal
>>224222485Mental how there are cunts like me who have had barely any interaction with women and would kill for a gf, and there are mongs like him who can just shag and cheat to no end.
fascinated by african americans absolutely fascinated
hmmm
>>224222555That’s a gilet
mad how many people got fucked by that flood in nepal, could never be me i'd whip out me surf board and ride it out
gf is talking about her crystals
screaming
Tight race going on in Australia
gf is so ugly starting to piss me off now
that video of adrien broner burping and farting is hilarious
>>224222584yeah i like them too love watching them on my computer would hate to be near one irl
>>224222584wjen the fajitas come out sizzlin'
HOOVED. COM
blue vs redthe pinnacle of human governance
in yank toilets the water goes right up to the top of the bowlfeels rank just watching your poo floating in there when you get up
>>224222633she's caught a peek of my massive 5 inch bwc
>>224222596that sounds like part of your esophagus
>>224222607is england more interested in god or america?
its not cheating if your gf fucked a dog. if i wanked over a burger or kebab does that mean i raped a cow. no obviously
enhance and accelerate climate change
>>224222406uarghhh urghhhh sex
>>224222653
>>224222653Bit cucked
>>224222675That's a sexy MLP
>>224222649sounds like I’m right and you’re wrong honestly
deleted exactly a minute after posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0nLJuRNbw:>
>>224222584i cant hate them a lot of them seem soulful but probably because i dont live near them
giant fucking hornet in my north london home today ladstwas only a european one, we haven't reached asian hornet levels yetnevertheless, the times they-are a changingI remember a few years ago when these cunts were spotted in coastal kent for the first time and everyone was freaking outnow they're up to londonwhere next? the midlands? yorkshire? scotland? the shetlands? good lord.
Make some noise for DJ Fergushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH4RKuFukuQ&list=RDiH4RKuFukuQ&start_radio=1
I like that cock length is fixed and set in stone. Imagine if dudes could actually lengthen their cocks. Just too crazy to think about.
man made tectonic shift
Scotland and Ulster are choosin' Texas based
(8) piplupwake upstand upfill up (8)
ultimately it doesn't matter if your gf gets her holes blown out with doggy dick if she still loves you. if anything its better because she has a better understanding of the natural world, like minerals or geography and animal care
>>224222720wonder how much peaceful mankind would be if we all had an identical penis sizeso much hostility and violence and competition is a dick measuring contestthen again perhaps we'd have never bothered to innovate ever because of how peaceful we'd all bewe'd basically be chimps so pros and cons I suppose
>>224222699what do you call this
>>224222717they have asians in ireland
PIPlup
Sisters bf is only interested in cooking and birdwatching and gardening Dont see many people like that anymore
>>224222541No he's a Jap. We know him. He's a friend of the family.
Then a schizophrenic showed up
Was Tim Curry indian?Get it. CurryBa dum tssss
anal parpsrock the sharpspull up on the opschef up the carps
>>224222752waistcoat
>>224222731Interesting thing about Jeremy Beadle was he had a massive collection of erotic literature, said to be probably the largest private collection of it in history
>>224222760brickley
i've given up
>>224222749Me as the dog
>>224222784alri janny
>deletes one after a minute>I call the cunt out>he then posts another and leaves it to try and prove somethingevery time
and the celts, where are they now?
>>224222784ktwm 10 years ago
>>224222768It bothers the weebs when you associate curry with Indians and not Orientals ok
>>224222798
>>224222752idiotgive up
>>224222776probably explains the hand
>>224222798There are 2 people here posting it
I'm out here wanking willies
It's a girl freaking out
if your girlfriend was gonna fuck something id rather it was a dog than a black guy
those poor chinese folks just got swept away
>>224222719where's the canadian mlp "kys" spammer
>>224222810sc
notting hill shartival
>>224222839a quintessentially american post
having stir fry in honour of are tim
>>224222720If the penis was a muscle that you can work out and enlarge, it would be the #1 most searched workout on google, by far.
zesty jude
Does anyone happen to know the very first time Mousey started declaring his affection for horses?
sir rabbi mousenonce
>>224222861Now that just tickles my funny bone
>>224222864at least the dog is loyal and wont run out for a pack of newports and never come back
>>224222877cannae post it
>>224222422I find it odd that someone like the Zodiac killer didn't reveal his identity near death, as in keep proof of it in his house so when he died it'd be found because he really loved having an identity and being in the newspapers. Maybe he was insecure though and a loser and perhaps ugly and so he never did that
>>224222774oh right, we call them waistcoats and vests. this is a tank top or undershirt, that's also called a wife beater. calling it a vest just doesn't seem right
Brutal mogging Why do you guys like New York so much
>>224222883Funny how the Bible is to be taken entirely literally apart from when it's too embarrassing to do so
>>224222883even the butterflies and stuff?
>>224222861need to drive through it with a panzerkampfwagen
a moth just flew straight into my fucking curry fuck sake
>>224222877She looks good as pinkie
>>224222811never
>>224222883I like how religious people always say "it's a metaphor" whenever a religious text gets a bit too weird
>>224222876can't imagine how much of a mercenary you'd have to be to play for a spanish team and give a shit like this
>>224222910corrr pengdon. best city in the world
>>224222902That's not in the Bible.
moon looks good tonight
>>224222918She looks worst as pinkie and best as literally every other pony
>>224222899What do you call this?
>>224222917are moths halal
cant sleep nowwoke got me
>>224222936Noah Ark is and that's far more insane
if you could live anywhere in the u.k., where would you live?
>>224222899You can keep saying the same thing it doesn’t change anything it’s called a vest
>>224222861The cronem don't understand physics
>>224222942katy perry's wife
janny AWOL where's the cunt who posts gore
>>224222943no
>>224222940Your pone is a shit
>>224222942genuinely howling that this was the tories ENTIRE platform for like 10 years, just this pic existing
I sure could go for a moth madras about now
>>224222921Some are the opposite though. Catholics are oddly very adamant that the Eucharist is literally the body and blood of Christ
>>224222966I ran out of them to post
>>224222910>scream NIGGER out the window>a mad panic and crush ensues>hundreds of blacks dead>the survivors stab each other
>>224222951there's no zipper, that's no vest
>>224222980It's the only approach which makes sense because otherwise the logical conclusion is that even God could be a metaphor
Dachshund and Golden Retriever cross
>>224222996It’s just called a zip not a zipper
got a 173 file pony folder and still haven't seen the show
>>224222996British culture generalif you are triggered by the nomenclature of the British isles then you can fuck off to /cum/ like the sensitive little shit you are
>>224222947that ken ham, evangelical young-earth creationist stuff is barely 100 years oldhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fundamentals
THIEFWARRIORGLADIATORKING
>>224222950Absolute bumfuck Scotland, in a valley
>>224223009Cucked
>>224223009shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>224222996What is that? An eel?
>>224222938it does doesn't it
>>224223009hope for her own sake the mom was the retriever
>>224223009why shouldnt she be able to?
>>224223033No you are wrong because Orthodox is young earth creationist (always has been)!!!!
>>224222998Why's that? Jesus makes gives blatant metaphors outside of that
Double buck moon
"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime
lads, where do i good cheap, decent enough quality clothes, and what should i buy? i really need a whole new wardrobe, have been wearing the same shit from when i was a teen. i don't want trendy. i want timeless, clean-looking
xcancel gonefuck you elon
>>224223074sc
water type starters are for tranniesFACT!
>>224223009super cute but it just seems wrong
>>224223074bro pasted a tweet
>>224223074Been saying that about joining the forces all my life
>>224223094better call yourself misty then nigga!
>>224223036Loch Lomond would work
Saint John of Kromstadt said that evolution is a lie from the devil!
she should be allowed
>>224223009how the hell did the sex happen. Laying down?
Corgi + Dalmatian
>>224223017
>>224223044he just wants to have them leave after their visa expiresi want them all rounded up and liquidated into plant foodi think he's the moderate option
>>224223121scrreching
>>224223124rorke and leftypol OMGGG
>>224223103that's a gym leader you fucking buffoon
atb
>>224223137fucking kek
ever think neil armstrong had a nagging thought in the back of his head that this was his only chance to be the only person who has wanked on the moonits his namesake afterall
>>224223124><> <><^ look it's two fish kissing haha
>>224223124big brains
bringing my emotional support orangutan on the plane
>>224223067yeah, but orthodox don't reach that there was a literal global flood and noah built a literal boat and that two of literally every animal boarded that boat. that thinking comes from the fundamentalist vs. modernist schism in the u.s.a. has nothing to do with catholics, orthodox, or non-american prots
Orthodox is more based and redpilled than Papists.
>>224223030no u
>>224223146
>>224223163what does the sign say at the doorsomething about politics
probably cant get a stiffy on the moon now that im thinking actuallygravity and all that
>>224223108we have a loch lomond here :)
>>224223043idk but it's probably australian
hi ladsquickly!post the good pictures!
>>224223166truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUHYHjrOlyQ
>>224223154Bit hard in those suits
rorke never really got to do a woke chud thing. there needs to be a moment where he can claim to need a slave for his mentoelves
>>224223163>CON: 22%
>>224223188It’s not political fucking idiot
>>224223198
>>224223190>>224223191>>224223195we /can/ now
>>224223164>orthodox don't reach that there was a literal global flood and noah built a literal boat and that two of literally every animal boarded that boat.Yes they do. You are talking nonsense.
>>224223211how is westminster voting intention not politicali look foward to your reply *hold popcorn in front of face*
>>224223223Me on the right
>>224223169love this animal
>>224223223he's dreaming he's the girllet trans be free
never looked forward to a reply. another thing I missed out on.
Whiteness map
>>224223233Because I said it’s not. If it was I’d be posting it on pol not int I know better than to do that
sad how kids dont use lego any more it's just roblox
My dog is genuinely called rorke
Just added 10 curls to my routine, so I have done 40 curls, 30 squats and 40 row pulls
based me picking male before being born because i wanted a challenge
>>224223276does he borke lolscreaming
Cat chad is right. All this "Ummm what if everything in the Bible is just a metaphor" is modern nonsense. It's not how Christians traditionally viewed things.
>>224223271not your call though is it.
>>224223271Can't argue with that
>>224223271Flawless logic. As you were.>>224223297Stand down.
>>224223291wooooooooooooovery nice! (borat)
Just found out that my parents are aliens
>>224223320ruh roh cleanup on aisle poo
that's rorke done
>>224223293symbolism and realism is a false dichotomy the metaphors were real and to be taken seriously but people also knew that the real world was also fake and not to be taken seriously
>>224223320nan sorted you out
>>224223215always was
it's not ok to finger a cat tho
>>224223320Right well, the scrandemic as they say?
>>224223320at least they give you a moist towelette to wipe your arse
>>224223340bit of a stretch to say it's violence isnt it
>>224223239they are really cute
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!
mad how women are real people with all the same foibles as you or I
how come bongs dont spaz out over picrel but do go apeshit over a halal section at their local supermarket
>>224223391so so incorrect so shockingly incorrect
>>224223391i ain't got no foible man sounds like some gay labubu type shit lmao
>dykebarutter woke nonsense
>>224223320eggs look a bit off
>>224223391they are overly dramatic all of themi work with a load of themthey are tiresome
>>224223391well look, if a peng bird were to fart near me and the smell took the place by storm, i wouldn't mind, would probably like it even, but if it came from a smelly evil vile wretched incel freak like you i'd find it disgusting, that's the difference isn't it
>>224223223noticing how the cable is connecting to the girl and not the guy in this dreamlike scenariowhat that means, its up to you to tell
>>224223422mai waife (borat)
in bed
>>2242234024 in block is up there with yank row houses as the perfect residences. looks suburban but is secretly quietly dense . best of both worlds init. all the advantages of living in a strong community with all the stylings of castle doctrine private individualism. thats why the government had to destroy them with crack cocaine
>>224223459farting?
>>224223391more like foidbles
you ain't seen nothing yet
>>224222416>The Indian girl at my work likes mehow do you know
>>224223462hell yeah love that dog fuck it all nothing matters do what you want. wonder if he's single
>>224223469no
>>224222416fakecel
>>224223487wah wah wee wah (borat)
business idea: deep fried beef cooked in fish fat
been staring at this shit for like 10 minutes
pcbabbies gone be raging when we are all playing gtaiv on ps5
>>224223320pictured: eggs, before and after
troonjak actually looks like a nice guy
>>224223508me in the 23%
can't believe we PC players will have to wait a year to play a masterpiece like GTA VI
>>224223340Glad black men are protecting white women from creepy ahh white bois
>>224223534>locked 30fpsyeah I'll wait
>>224223534cyberleek's build will drop on torrents sooner than the official pc release though
>>224223508me in the 23 %
>>224223462
bought a basic salad but scared to eat it never ate one before and dont like veg and weird textures maybe if i put sauce on it i will like it but im scared to try
>>224223534waiting for the fuckable dogs mod
>>224223534what kind of minimum spec will you need? not played anything resource heavy since cyberspunk
you just know that women would prefer a guy who does porn and gambling if they had to choosefucking sick of them
>>224223572cum on it then eat it.....
chop from gta 5 plapping the mrs
>>224223587idk but surely my rtx 3060 will have to suffice x
>>224223572youre scared of lettuce?
she got that dawg in her
>>224223567this one would suit my dog
>>224223611um
>>224223611
from what the journos and influencers are saying the days of rampaging in GTA are over. Law Enforcement arrives quick as fuck kills you asap. Of course they may just be bad at the game
>>224223635>>224223635>>224223635
>>224223611gta is supposed to be things you cant do in real life
Test >>224223462>>224223567Womens magazine
>>224223508rarity twilight applejack colours
