rorke edition
all dose peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lT6x0pxtw
He wasn’t that fat in GhostWhat happened to him?
Saw a sexy dog today outside the shop and while I was looking at it then owner or whoever came out and stood there watching me like I was gonna fuck it and not just flirt first
would you rather have a gay dog or a thot cat
tinder but for dogs
>>224223691Is this a question about fucking your daughter
https://youtu.be/-e2JytUbXvE
>>224223691a slutty horny cat.....
gta but for nonces lol
>>224223320I know for sure that it wasn't Elton John who shat on your plate so that narrows it down somewhat
>>224223691All cats are thot
Thinking back to when I stole a brand new set of books from the cupboard in the classroom where they did the book sales and then actually read the whole series despite never finishing a book in my life before or after. Reckon they'd have been quite pleased with me and let me nick other books if they knew it would make reading them interesting to my sociopath brain
sorry but mousenonce just straight up needs to be exploded at this point
Saw another gamedev saying Rockstar are 10 years ahead of the rest of the industry. He worked on crowd NPC data in games like Bannerlord and 007 First Light and said the crowd density and AI in the NPCs in GTA6 all being calculated and running at the same time each character fully interactive with the player too, nobody else in the industry is anywhere close to achieving that. He also called people on twitter comparing it to Assassins Creed Unity and their puppet crowd data retards that don't know shit, he also worked on Unity developing that system.
>>224223720>Never leaves his smeggy barn >Only comes out on rare appearances like these >Can never talk to him Yep it's me
>>224223736just joined the thread whats he done now?
>>224223756said some opinions "THE MAN" doesn't want voiced
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787698754559931.mp4
>>224223756bothered a dog
deer
home
>Mousey having sex with someone at the barn >All the girls are just happy it wasn't a horse after all
>>224223720I paused it at the right time and you can see the horse watching the person recording with a side wards glance. Very lovely
pegguy arphexad sex arse
>>224223722vaxxed?
>>224223756just the constant talking about fucking animals and watching cpi get that when he was barely posting here it was funny to pretend to like him and laugh at his ridiculousness, but he’s simply an evil ghoul
I put it to you that you sucked off a orse
you're all a bunch of hypocrites. the rspa are fascists
>>224223774really looking forward to hunting season so i can blast one of these stupid motherfuckers in the face
>>224223763festival MINGE
Licking a twitching horse
cant sleep now
iffy
this is what britain used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbTd3-16Rc
>>224223774ray a drop of golden sun
had a headache when I woke up but it miraculously went away after I scrolled my phone for a while
>>224223806oh what thats crazy
>>224223841
>>224223774AI. a real deer would be scared
>>224223850yeah i'd fuck her
>>224223821sabby c x
>>224223850séxico
nightcrawler great film
screaming
>>224223821more like sabrina crap into her mouth because she's a human toilet
>>224223878liked him in x mensame guy that done goldeneye"i am invincle!"
rorke, it's canola. ffs, we don't call it that anymore, okay? christ on a cracker
feeling emotionally dysregulated
get the bastard 'tex posted
>>224223850P U F F Y
>>224223865that's the train station in nara where the deer are friendly with people
>>224223894What did it used to be called
>>224223878fuck off capeshitter
what shall i grow in my greenhouse next year?
>>224223870gays are also guys
>>224223902sexooooooooooooooo
>>224223911habanerosscotch bonnets
5 great guys
>>224223906rapeseed
>>224223878yeah its quite good
>>224223878need to rewatch that
get tae fuck ya wee cunt
>>224223821grow up
>>224223862how did you know x
>>224223898when she going to open it and release a poo
>>224223926The Jews??? Rapeseed is cheap also?
>>224223878One of the most boring films I've seen
>>224223930hwl
leftypol getting a hot chocolate from costa
Chinese food must be Kosher then
>>224223902injuns have always had a close connection with horses. they can put their ears to the ground and tell you how many are galloping in a herd miles away
drink my piss bitch
gormless braindead bovine biomass
just go for itwhat are you afraid of
>>224223972me and 'lysa on a comfy night in
>>224223902Ashvamedha mentioned
>>224223821bet she was mouthing more profanities shes out of control
>>224223977wish i could piss in the toilfus arse
>>224223984this is how you do itnone of this"oh let me confess my feelings to you" nonsense
>>224224002the girls xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
>>224223984she looked as though her response was just a joke tbf
>>224224007for me it's putting on my best keir starmer voice and saying 'there's something I've been wanting to say for a while...'
the union of south africa was a mistake
>>224224016she wanted to kiss him from the second he touched her
>>224224026Didn't ask
the prodigal stunna
those look like children
>>224224033they were lowkey bf gf anyway. what you think girl best friend means literally GBF . G(b)F. G-f. Gf
they CAN consent with or without milk bones
>>224223878becomes even better when you go out and start doing the same shit he was doingthere's some real freaks out theredoing real freaky shit they do not want photographed
I wonder what willies smell like. and I don't mean dirty willies that reek of skips because they're not washed, I mean nice normal willies.
jason arday
he is profoundly ill
ESDog
a lot of these posts are fake mousey btwthat's far more pathetic
Womp womp
>>224224063 describe your vagoo smell first
>>224224064Gayson Fartay
Jamaican men are not monogamous women need to remember that these men will not fuck one woman for the rest of their lives stop being stupid
if your gf (horse or otherwise) presents and the dog goes for it whos fault is it (gods?)
>>224224084Tummy erotic
had too much caffienedogberg started barking at something out the window and it made me jumpcaffeiene made me jumpy
>>224223984Asian girls worship white men You wouldn't be able to do this to a white woman unless you were a chad
getting sick of him stealing my ideas tbqh.
I'm tired, /brit/so very tired
i know my incel flat probably smells of cum but most houses ive been in where adutl girls are present the smell is usually a tangy sweaty iron, piss and precum concoction
>>224224084Woah that look away at the end and look back. The titty jiggle was a test, or having your cake or eating it, because she did it on purpose>>224224063Hi
>>224224026Cape Town a vibeDurban a vibejoburg a noburg
>>224223798not heard that name in forever
>>224224158are you nick barmby? lol give him a ring ffs
mexico left /cum/ :'(
GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN
Going to have a glass of wine and not piss before bed
>>224224175huge loss
>>224224144just too chubby i'm afraidif they lost weight then maybe
>>224224144pic of a fat bloke great stuff mate
>>224224180a zesty monkey wrote this
>>224224180TRAUMA DUMP TRAUMA DUMP TRAUMA DUMP TRAUMA DUMP TRAUMA DUMP TRAUMA DUMP
LAST DAY OF SUMMER TOMORROW
>>224224144thanks now im hungry for a muffin
eating my moth vindaloo
>>224224197stfu dogfucker
the usa is responsible for the destruction in nepal. after the ‘gen z’ colour revolution instigated by terrorists associated with the us embassy and various ngos, their new zog government have systematically blocked flood management projects and funnelled the money into various bullshit things aimed at cultivating a management class dependent on western gibs with no interest in developing the country
>>224224210Me as the dog
>>224224211shut the fuck up
>>224224217scr
>>224224175but nicaragua and tuvalu joined
>>224224211fookin ell
>>224224224dog defending his master
Been doing massive, spine tingling farts today. Reckon it's good for me.
>>224224171No I am Franck Rolling
fucking howling
>Prince Harry and Meghan arrive back in UK, six years after leaving royal life behind
>>224224242yeah go on then
thinking about women and how much I respect them
>>224224238you are extremely mentally ill
>>224224262not really
>>224224250Bit racist
>>224224258>>224224262
not saying i wouldbut if you saw macaulay caulkinyeah i understand michael jackson
spainanon is extremely based and tells it like it is. death to america
>>224224260me as the sandwich
playing fallout new vegas in my head
>>224224266get tae fuck ya wee cunt don't be bringing that shite in here with your negative energies like
wanking off horses is good praxis
>>224224298did that bear eat your mum?
my arms hurttoo much gym
>>224224301me when i've been watching cumtown highlights on youtube
He's definitely seething about the bear
god i hope cyberleek gets caughtnot before he releases the build thoughlove to see that indian scammer receive the full length of the dick of the law
>>224224274did you know that if someone was charismatic enough to shag anyone they wanted and managed to do a celebrity orgy with macauley culkin Jake Lloyd haley joel osment mara wilson and dakota fanning in the current year then that person would technically be a pedophile its like how if two sets of twins marry up then the kids are all siblings
if I could manifest an abstract concept in a physical form I'd manifest the english articles and beat them to death
>>224224292used to play rollercoaster tycoon in my head as a kid to get to sleep
the fucked up thing is if I wanked off a horse and like got enjoyment off that fat cock shooting huge load im evil sex offenderbut if a fit girl does the same thing into a sleeve as her pussy gets wet she gets $25 an hour
>>224224348articles for all languages or just english
love frasier but the femoid is more of a love island type of girl other than occasionally smashing our genitalia together we have nowt in common unfortunately
>>224224367if a vet does it they get like 700 quid
Don't care what anyone says I like mousey He's a good laugh
might get into hinduism
:/
horse jobshorse job qualifications horse milking jobs volunteerhorse milking jobs volunteer basic payhorse milking jobs volunteer can you keep the milk
reckon every man who ever lives in modern britain has a battle with alcoholism. most people win it with ease but theres a lot of others
>>224224390just not a fan of all the animal rape stuff
is it acceptable to go to a museum by yourself or will the other people think you're some sort of nonce
>>224224414I've barely drank in my whole life but then again I'm a vf
>>224224406right well they're fucked
>>224224367>$25 an hour Ok I will buy it for 200 hours
>>224224348
>>224224242sauce
>>224224429it's ok
Someone got mentally broke today and now they want to jerk off horses
i know this might sound silly but it does feel like we're moving consciously away from the 90sobviously in time yes but also the aesthetic, the colourfulness, the hope of that entire decadeits like companies and corporations are making a conscious decision to go ah yes the 90s that was good but the market is moving in a diferent direction nowand now we've got flat icons and text that all looks the sameshit timeline i think
Funny how mousey pretends not to be chuddy Malone but when he gets drunk he starts talking about shagging animals and forgets to take the name off
boo!
Iksekid into Pokémon and you're gay if you wouldn't
left cistern
is it ok to the horse museum on your own or will they think you are horse nonce. please reply train is booked. what if you touch the horse
>>224224429people go alone all the time. it's actually nice if you're a mega autist and like taking several hours in a museum, since you won't have anyone moaning and complaining and you won't feel rushed
>>224224458hope we get a 70s revival at some point
>>224224432mental that. do you do anything else. actually im now thinking my point of view is permanently skewed
is it acceptable to go to belgium and stroke the willy of mannekan pis for good luck or will people think im sort of nonce
>>22422445880s and 90s clothing and style is popular rn
>>224224484in a drought scenario would it be acceptable to lay under and drink from his pecker
bank holiday weekend :)
Wtf why did the text disappear >42424Digits repeating
>>224224491Partick Batman sigma gay
sleeping while drunk really pisses me offit never feels like I completely slept at all so I stay in bed and keep trying to sleep 'properly' but it never happensno more booze for me, I want GOOD sleep
>>224224506wank holigay freakend for you lot
>tim curry of rocky horror dies>same day a rock slide wipes nepal off maphmmm...
>>224224458>>224224479>>224224496Ok. But checkem
>>224224515wrong conclusion. you need to drink more until you pass out
in a way dogs are better than gf because they cant complain about it
Shawty what you sippin' on? GatoradeShawty what you smokin' on? LemonadeI'm up in the sky, finna elevateMix it with some Kool-AidPop 'em pills 'cause I get paid
if you can wank off a horse you can wank off a refugee
>>224224342He's not even good at the game so he's not an actual gamer evidently. Also I agree that it's lame Rockstar aren't making the game physical but if you actually care just don't buy it. Seems like people are aware their impulse control is so low that they're going to buy it anyway despite disliking that it's only digital and this upsets them
raheem sterling dozing off dat smartwhip rn x
ween always struck me as an aussie band, mad that they're yanks
CCCCCHECKEM
>>224224484he might be wearing one of his little outfits
60th anniversary of Star Trek next Sunday ladsbit of trivia is that it actually aired in Canada two days before Yankland (6/9/66 vs 8/9/66). feel free to pocket that one for any pub quizzes in the future.
>>224224542Nah he's had a total reset check his latest post on IGLost the braids and the beard he's gone back to his prime
>>224224540Most sane leftylol
sir rosenior in his REM sleep rn xaint got time for that smartwhip wickedness
>>224224523>>224224546>>224224491scr
>>224224523shameful display
raheem speeding to get kids their free school meals with marcus rashfordwhite man telling him he must stop spreading joy amongst the youth because capitalism dislikes it
>>224224559dont really care for star treksome of it is alrightbut very silly to assume that humans will get anywhere near to how they are in the showthe romulans for example are much closer to how i imagine humans would operate in that world
if you were dying of cold in the arctic a horse shooting a big milky load of you might save your life
remember when woke 1 tried to cancel dolly parton for exploiting workers at dollyland I 'member
check them, the digits that is
>>224224559on account of what's that guy's name being a leaf no doubt
ch
maybe the horse it was his last compassion
gagging for a shag lads
>>224224569no wayyyy i cant recognise him
>>224224590sonion y would u post this
>>224224587well warp speed is impossiblefastest anything with mass can possibly go is a hair under light speed and that means 4 years and 3 months to the next closest starof course due to special relativity it will feel like seconds to you, but 4.25 years still would have passed on Earth, a decade would have surpassed by the time you get back.And just to go to a probably dead star system anyway.
that's all well and good but check these digits
Heard a lot about being too quick this month. Yesterday I lasted 50 minutes on a wank but then I didn't finish
>>224224611Fair play>>224224590Just not true though is it, horse semen does not stave off hypothermia
Why are boomers so easily programmedwhen younger people see some news thing they're like yeah this is bullshitboomers see news and treat it like gospelBoomer dadstein reads wall street journal all the time and thinks it's 100% true
Dubs this post
>>224224608im realistic about survival
>>224224610isnt that the whole point of the warp drive? that bum in the hills finds a way to go practically faster than light and the vulcans come down and give him a kiss?
>>224223878calm down barry norman, have a pickled onion
>>224224625I think you're probably far more easily misled than you know
>Ephesians 4:22-24 – “Put off your old self... and put on the new self, created to be like God.”Cold
>>224224624how do you know
a lot of unlucky anons itt
dolly FARTon was a dumb bitch
thought you were supposed to slice its belly open and sleep inside its steaming warm guts
>>224224642no I'm not dickhead
>>224224646Bad mazel :(
checkem
mojo brookz on kill tony when
>>224224644interesting that most spiritual traditions tell us to subdue the ego but our capitalist consumer society tells us to do the opposite. pretty interesting
>>224224654you'll make my mum cry saying that :(
>>224224656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSiFIHtpGM
aff tae bed
>>224224644ok*takes off me skin off like a coat and pulls a new skin out the wardrobe*
flaring cock head dripping with anticipation
>>224224659No need to sign your posts
1776 will commence again
>>224224644thats corny as hell cant liehe gon be all boring and serious and shit now, not the sterlingz we all love
got asked a really innocuous but slightly heckle-y question by an english lad earlier when i was walking past his table and i was in a grumpy mood so i threatened him and he apologised. felt a bit bad cuz he looked like he shit himself but maybe he should've just kept his mouth shut and will in future.
>>224224671I figured this out when I was 11
>>224224688Zip it nigga
didnt dolly parton have horrendous fake tits. her face was fucked too. we shouldn't be so forgiving of bad cosmetic surgeries
They call me Primordial Truth
Dadberg used to get angry at grandpastein for believing everything on CNN.Ironically dadberg is exactly the same with Fox news. He doesn't see the irony I don't think
>>224224698not that kind of english lad. a white one.
>>224224688what was the question?
>>224224697What was the last book you read cover-to-cover? How long ago did that happen?
>>224224703too soon, man
Foods that have been recalled since the start of 2026:— Outshine fruit bars (Presence of glass)— Jalapenos (Salmonella contamination)— Salad dressing (Salmonella contamination)— Granola (Salmonella contamination)— Tomato soup (Listeria contamination)— Spice mix (Salmonella contamination)— Frozen blueberries (Salmonella contamination)— Eggs (Salmonella contamination)— Fruit puree pouches (Plastic contamination)— Iceberg lettuce (Cyclospora contamination)— Cat and dog food (Salmonella contamination)— Ricotta cheese (Listeria contamination)— Infant formula (Botulism contamination)— Dried herring fish (Botulism contamination)— Chocolate (Sildenafil contamination)— Croutons (Salmonella contamination)— Ice cream (Presence of metal)— Mushrooms (Listeria contamination)— Pita chips (Salmonella contamination)— Cheese curds (Salmonella contamination)— Coleslaw (Salmonella contamination)— Potato chips (Salmonella contamination)— Raw milk cheese (E. coli contamination)— Peeled garlic (Botulism contamination)— Black beans (Pesticide contamination)— Chocolate syrup (Sildenafil contamination)— Cottage cheese (Not fully pasteurized)— Cream cheese (Listeria contamination)— Baby food (Elevated levels of patulin)— Salmon (Listeria contamination)— Snack bars (Undeclared milk and soy)— Baked brownie bites (Choking threats)— Chia seeds (Salmonella contamination)— Yellowfin tuna (Botulism contamination)— Tamales (Listeria contamination)
all gay lads could be cured if their mum shagged them as boys
hi i'm johnny rorkesville, welcome to /brit/ass*posts something thoughtful and insightful*
>>224224703clearly you havent seen her chebs. >>224224717he asked me if i was enjoying my milkybar in a "haha thats for kids" way
tfw no midwest fwb to smoke ice with and bust inside her raw in the ford F150
>>224224722That's climate change for you
>>224224720yet not too soon to mock the nepal casualties. Make it make sense!
>snackbar contamination (soy)
>>224224748remember admiral snackbar
I'm party goy, and I like to party
>>224224703yes and she used to joke that it cost a lot of money to look that cheap
>>224224688B L O GO N
>>224224718Last book I read cover-to-cover? The Sovereignty of Good. I finished that a couple of weeks ago when I was on holiday with my Mrs. I usually have a few books on the go at once and finish them in a staggered fashion, starting new ones, following my curiosity, abandoning reads that I lose interest in.And you?
just supped half a bockle of bourbon
>>224224771/brit/ is my personal blog. it's literally all this thread exists for.
>>224224633yes that happens in First Contact2nd TNG film and 8th film overall (TOS has 6 films) Came out 22nd November 1996My point was you can't do that IRL
We're all doing a shit
>>224224728yes seems a bit snarky if you don't know him and were minding your own business. how did you threaten him?
>>224224770we'll never have another like her. gen z's enhancements are too good
Want to go to sleep but there's a drunk man going OOK OOK OOK (obviously about me)
>>224224772>moral philosophy>female authordeary me
>>224224796>>224224796>>224224796new
rightridley scottdickheadtriumphant music playingin alien covenantwhen it outstretches its armsand david does the sameno ridleyim not happy or jubilant about this developmentyou might bebecause youre a cynical, jaded cuntand youve not been mistreatedas i said earlieryoure a multimillionairedavid experimenting on and torturing the victims of the spaceship at the end of the filmis not something i want to see in a new filmnow fuck off, reassess your life and come back when you realise how lucky youve been twat
>>224224806simone weil
>>224224802just the usual "what was that? i'll knock your fucking cunt in" type of talk.
*dolly parton starts playing*>working 2 to 10>for a better work life balance
>>224224804we won't have another like her because she could actually sing and write songs and had a sense of humour about herself and kept her private life very private and she was married to the same man for like 60 years
>>224224845still sick of hearing about the bitch
>>224224845she won
>>224224848>>224224848>>224224848
bought dark chocolate and it tastes a bit like puke
>>224224845tim curry was better
knocking my teeth out with a hammer
>>224224645Been there done that.
"MaybeYou're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after allYou're my wonderwall"
