lion faced gf edish
Dubs mong embarrassing himself I see
this is /BRlT/
is that the pluribus womanrhea seahorn ?
just had to get that out there about ridley scott lads, sorrybeen fuming about the old cunt all day
raping 9 til 5 what a way to make a living
the fuckwhy did my uncle's GP insist on doing it then?was he raped?
early and illegitimate, we are here>>224224796>>224224796
I know Dolly Parton was mega-famous but this idea that she was some kind of legendary songwriter seems very forced
Go on then, what's your bedtime routine?
>>224224881didn't read it sorry pal
animal eating hypocritesnone of you has the balls for real lpvenone of you as the balls to fuck dog
wish i lived on a sailboat
>>224224891no worries mate was just a vent anyway
>>224224886so you know she was mega famous but you just want to have a bit of a whinge, got it
>>224224887Turn off the computer and go into bed
>>224224886ye she wrote ditties but thats a skill in itself
kinoisseurs know tony scott is the real auteur
what time is your toil in the morning?
Bet its really good to have a gf and that
>>224224931same as hitchens. the wrong brother died
just brushed my teeth
wish i lived in a lighthouse
>>224224950
Who's next on the docket?For an Englishman, I'm thinking David Jason.For an American, I'm thinking Larry David.
>>224224950Nah, Christopher was a complete retard
right thats about time for i'd say 15 of you to see that post and not respondwhich means out of 15 of you, none of you have toildisgusting dole dossers
>>224224950gr8 b8
>>224224945yeah probs
>>224224972looks like a blind creature that lives in a cave
>>224224972fucks sake Brazillad u can’t be posting monster cock like that
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http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm
>>224224981The Ocean State
>>224224886Well, it isn't forced, she was a prolific and well-received songwriter and singer so... yeah
ricardo vaz té sex arse
>>224224971he had retarded try hard opinions but it was only because he was technically an infinitely stronger writer than his brother so he had to raise his game and create extra iconoclastic drama so that the subject matter would equal his technical proficiency in terms of weight
>>224224977yeah i'm unemployed lol
>>224224886acting like i will always love you isn't a legendary song is so cringe lad
>>224225005Hmm.. yeah that's cope
>>224225005sounds like peter mogged him then
playing red dead redemption 2
>>224225007keep goingdont become like these age 25+ unemployed wasters who didnt replyyou're young still, dont waste it
>>224224977I "work" from "home"
>>224225017ye i bullshit most of that about the ideas but only to stress how his writing was technically better. his idea generation was separatebut peter sounds like a simpleton and a copycat by comparison
https://voca.ro/1aewcbhkP46PMum and sister going mental arguing with each other and involving meNeed to get out of here asap
>>224225026no you're not dickhead>>224225065haha, what are they like!
>>224225065Get them shagged
>>224224944Start at 10:00 am
>"Baby I start ovulating in 4 days, it's time for sex twice a day."
>>224225065roar
>>224225097hahha WOHO HAHHAHAAHAHA WOOOOOOOO
>>224225065
>>224225065kicking off in my ends toohttps://vocaroo.com/1hbv6oyrsH8p
>>224224848roaring
>>224225098
>>224225065>go and suck your dead dad's grave
>>224225065>you're a fucking paedophile
>>224225065what's this from then
>>224225065Jesus it's just complete chaos random barking and yelling every second
>>224225065ah the soothing sounds of merry old england
ghastly story out of Montana, USA>42 year old fella>asked to move out by his elderly ailing parents >graduated twenty years ago but hasn't held a job since>few weeks go by >it's last Sunday, the rest of the family are having a sunday dinner>he gets a gun and kills his sister, her 4 kids, his parents, and his grandmother >tries to flee before failing like he does with everything else in life and turns the gun on himselfNEETs are such a drain on society
yeah almost as if hes orchestrated and edited together a load of random shitetits
rorke cooking the stuffing directly inside the turkey's cavity
>>224225146>>>/int/cum
>>224225065what the fuck is going on in this lmao i cant even work out the possible context. mixed family or some shit?
>>224225065>SELF DEFENCE!!!screaming bravs a pokemon
>>224225133My house unfortunately
>>224225146this is really sad I don’t like sad things
wish my ancestors had got on a boat to america at some point
OHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S HURT!
>>224225147Meds. Now.
>>224225171i wish your ancestors got a boat to america toothe fucking titanic that is
>>224225164Wind your neck in or I'm calling the police
of tae library
nordvpn charging me ridiculous prices on my autorenew time to change brands
>>224225189mad that she's bart simpson's niece
>>224225198Time to become a Mullvad chad
kurt cobain was a geniusend of
mental how fucking stupid people arenot me though, i'm smart
Might wind my neck in
Lads girl I’m trying to shag just saw my YouTube history on my tv how bad will the fallout from this be >girl shits herself during fight at primary>gta 6 leaks >does gta 6 have jiggle physics >JRE Louis Theroux >Casino full movie free >Antifa knocked out compilation >Trump hello piggy to journalist >black guy knocked out >scammers knocked out >Beluga lagoon The glen
>>224225228dunno
>>224225228sitting next to her asking 4chan for advice probably not helping there are kid
>>224225203the plebbitors are recommending proton and they may have a point
just zoomer things
Welshite is a very rare, complex mineral made of calcium, magnesium, antimony, beryllium, and iron.
>>224225262looks like a moldy potato wedge
>>224225246She already left as she wasn’t planning on staying the night as she has work tomorrow
can't tell if im smart or stupid
>>224225095Employed Woman what would you do if you were in this situation >>224225065? Considering you have a good track record of managing the /brit/ team which we are
>Aryan began custom-making your orderwotanic dominos
>>224225284i could tell you if i saw a picture of your penis
>ooo anon whats that on your phone>*awkwardly scrolls past school girls and bradley walsh*
>>224225228If I was a woman in her shoes I’d tell everyone you are a nonce based on that alone
>>224225284usually means youre smart
mad how much rorke fancies this tory bird
>>224225065awful dreadful noise
Realistically if a kid said tou are a nonce is their anything you can do even if you are innocent or do you just have to just accept your life is over? Genuinely feels like a superpower kids can have, wish I accused someone of being a nonce
>>224225293sc
>>224225313looks like ozzy osbourne
wouldn't be able to let any girl use my smartv and risk seeing inde navarrette burp compilation in my youtube search history
>>224225318no being called a nonce is basically as bad as being a nonce so anything you do after that you'll be considered a nonce, and i mean anything
>>224225313So saucy leaving the buttons undone that vampish minx knows exactly what she's doing the slag
>>224225262That looks welshite
>>224225383scro;,m
punctured bicycle
>>224225318Alri the film The Hunt
right well thats another pint of fresh grape juice made isn't it?(dont know why i keep making it makes me fart like fuck)
Like what?
dlihc
>>224225407That's what they're calling it
>>224225313She was an adviser to Boris Johnson at the height of the Boriswave and clearly endorsed everything the Tories did by standing for themShe can get fucked with the whole 'no i'm totally based, mass immigration was bad!!' act
Go suck your dead dad's grave
She loves BBC.
It’s hard to be on the right when all the people who lead the right are quite clearly the baddies Katie Hopkins a posh cubt who hates the poor and middle class Nigel Farage a posh cunt who comes from a rich family Kabob Rees Mong a posh cunt who hates the poor from a rich family Trump a rich cunt from a rich family
Room absolutely stinks of arse gasIt doesn't go anywhere it lingersAbsolutely vile like a big fat gay bender
>>224225318i just watched that episode of inside no 9
>>224225493Fuck off you evil cuntThat was genuinely posted from a place of vulnerability
Oh fuck sake now Sean penn has died how many more
>>224225500I'm far right and idgaf Leftypol sees bad guys and on his side and just says they aren't leftwing
really enjoy doing fucking nothing me
>>224225262scottish, irish, and english shite is very rare and complex too, you know
sean pennis
>>224225507Too bad bucko When you post something here it doesn't belong to you anymore It belongs to /brit/
>I'm far right and idgaf
>>224225507Wind your neck in you paedophile
im politically bi
Irish
keep it civil, gentlemen
>>224225505What the fuck is that pic?
looking like a trip to the food bank tomorrow :/
>>224225573ok
I'm far left(Its a group photo and I hate my picture being taken)(poo scream!)
>>224225573Screaming
fares spotted
I’m literally fucking wotanic as fuck lol
Sorry rorke, racoon girl only likes leftypols. She isn't interested bro.
>>224225562Incest noncer nineWait... Smartschoolboy9... Inside number 9... It was him
fist pig
Powerful
Live above a junkie and just don’t know how to get rid of him He’s had his window broken, kids egg his house, been raided by the police three times and he just won’t leave and I can’t think of what I can do to make his life more miserable
>>224225595I don't think she gives a shit about politics
>>224225595her bf is a literal california chicano twink, what the fuck even made rorke think she'd be interested in his chud ahh
>>224225608powerful point well made by 'sheed
>>224225611Play this really loudly non-stop until he's gonehttps://vocaroo.com/1aewcbhkP46P
>>>/gif/31072927rack coon girl
>>224225611Shit on his front doorCut his internet lineRape himSteal his post
>>224225573nothing wrong with that x
>>224225611Drill a hole in the floor and pipe in pepper spray
I served in Vietnam.
>>224225562the teacher gets accused by a student, and in order to avoid a formal investigation the teacher allows the principal to inspect his penis. it's a great episode tbqh, really funny and creepy
raccoon girl mentioned
We began hunting them day and night
i'll phone the p'liceSELF DEFENCEGET MY SLIPPER
shit pig now
lol
I watched an independent journalist go to palestine. He showed the conditions and was exposed to behaviour from the israeli defense who were vile toward him. It's actually a grim life for the palestinians. They are treated so poorly. Ironic that the group that experienced the holocaust would go on to conduct their own less than 100 years later. I'm a massive rorke but from a solely humanitarian point of view, this is unjust and vile.
If a kid accused you of being a nonce would you let your old man boss inspect your cock if it would 100% prove you were innocent to the rest of your town and the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WMt2puHATA
>>224225668yeah
george floyd's neck
imogen poots
Nonce and Rorke are similar words, hmm, interesting
>>224225668Frankly bizarre line of questioning
>>224225668Definitely
>>224225608The cringe rooo is a reflection on norway having a past of being a highly effective nomadic settler civilisation who spanned across continents and used navigation, massive boats and a load of other thoughtful ideas to complete their goals. It is reflecting an era that was vastly more advanced than africans at the time. And if it wasn't for colonialism, it's probably more advanced than they would be now. Vikangz could probably colonise modern day Africa.
>>224225704Answer the question you sicko
>>224225668he's already seen it loads of times so yeah nbd
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>>224225189bimbofied ruby
It was the freddest of times. It was the durst of times.
i like to scobe it scobe it
ˢᶜᵒᵇiᵉ
>>224225736Awrite pardner
>>224225500>Katie Hopkins>Nigel FarageNeither are posh. Unless you define 'posh' to mean not saying 'lad' or 'mate' every other sentence.
Heemed my prospects
>>224225746Nigel farages dad was a banker, his grandfather was a banker, his great grandfather was a banker Hopkins dad is a millionaire
*posh wanker voice*Neither are posh. Unless you define 'posh' to mean not saying 'lad' or 'mate' every other sentence.
Why was that trannys nob so big??
I'm living the vida loca here with my great friends
I ask this once every month or so in the hope that my dreams will come true and someone will have it It’s a webm or gif of a 10/10 tranny standing in a red dress in what I think is her kitchen, I think she’s blonde and she lifts her dress and has a semi I don’t like trans people and I’m straight but it’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen
>>224225776ktim
rip tim curry
WENT ON A DRIVE DOWN TO THE PIER FULL TIME FOR EUROPA XXX
when will it be my turn
>>224225668it's a folk horror. the correct answer is no, do not let him inspect it and get tf out of town asap
>>224225787is it this one
>>224225801Is the old man taking a pic to mock him or what’s his deal with looking at his dick?
>>224225805 Not even close She’s probably at minimum 10x hotter
rorke announcing for the 10th time today that he doesn't care about that game called gta or something (he doesn't even care to know the title you see)
Mechanically separated chicken in breadcrumbs fo tea with some oily battered onions for side with KETCHiPPP
just took a pic of my willynot sharing
>>224225835if you're not gonna share at least hop back on the ai voice changer and vocaroo something I can masturbate to
Mr Ken Chupp
never been on /an/ beforedecided to browsethese niggas talking about their favourite treegood god
want to go to america but don't know whereit's too big
>>224225867well? which is yours?
>>224225867Trees and nature are amazing you incel FREAK
>>224225878monkey puzzle :D
>>224225878>>224225880fuck you tree cuntsget laid
>>224225867for me it's the humble sycamore
>>224225872destin florida in mid march to early april
>>224225867balsam fir because it reminds me of christmas :)
Both hands on the back when I tap it grab it and slap it Becky a SAVAGE
>>224225613bizarre lie
>>224225910she's a woman, she doesn't know what she's talking about
need trump gonethe bit isn't funny any more
why do carrier pigeons look like that not a fan
i think im going to climb a tree tomorrow
>>224225811this is a spoiler but the accusation was a ruse so the principal could inspect the teacher's penis to see whether or not he's uncircumcised, for standard "harvest festival in a small village" reasons
>>224225921be quiet
>>224225926zion don the zog dog is the worst president in history
>>224225910rorke going to his smelly incel bedroom to cry in fetal position
>>224225926it'll get amusing again when the midterms come up
think women in trench coats are very sexy, so i wanted to some youtube videos of women trying on trench coats.
>>224225867This occurs sometimes on /out/ also. The yanks talk about whether the forests of the east are better due to their diversity or whether they prefer the western forests like the redwoods or the typical coniferous trees in the pacific north west and the idaho/wyoming/montana area>>224225926thought this earlier this year, the gimmick has run its course
>>22422592610 years is just too much he should have been a one term gimmick president
best president was george w. bush
>>224225950corrrrrrrrrrr but bet she smells fucking rank
>>224225852not that leaf but if i was going to use a voice changer i'd make myself sound good
>>224225950reminds me of a young john tenta
>>224225963you have a normal voice
Woke 2.0 is coming....
>>224225867that's sweet though, trees are nice. i mean it's certainly a lot better than talking about dog and horse bothering all day
>>224225950shame about her chebsi shagged a girl about this size once but her tits were absolutely HUGE
https://voca.ro/17aQLgUFoZOU
Autumn styleAutumn fashionAutumn vibes
>>224225983imagine pooing on them
>>224225982dark woke
anne hathaway heavily pregnant
>>224225994right don't say that
>>224225991pumpkin spice latte? yes, please!
>>224225984Quite lush
>>224226000it was me
>>224225945Link pls
>>>/out/2873540We're all in here
What happens to a woman's tummy immediately after pooing the baby out? Can you play around with it like it's a nutsack with the balls missing?
start doing this
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Penis
>>224226043>A penis was a reproductive organ.
Marco Pierre White really is excellent
sir penis
>>224226085How does a monarch knight a willy
fucking stinks in here
India since the year 2000>Economy has increased 8x>GDP/Capita has increased 6x>Extreme poverty dropped from 40% to 5%>Life expectancy increased from 63 to 73>Literacy Rate increased from 61% to 82%, with youth literacy over 90%>Infant mortality rate drops from 67% to 25%>Foreign Exchange reserves increase 20x>HDI increases from 0.49 to 0.69 >Fertility Rate drops from 3.5 births/woman to 1.9 births/woman>Electricity access increases from 60% of population to near universal (99%) coverage>Household toilet access increased from < 30% to 85-90% of householdsI know they get bullied a lot but that's extremely impressive desuThat Modi's a good egg A pity that their diaspora numbers have soared alongside the rest of those statistics
>>224226096>>Infant mortality rate drops from 67% to 25%0.67% to 0.25%*whoopsie
>>224226096superpooper by 2020
Rorke drives a tatty old ford mondeo
leftypol is too scared to drive. the fast vehicles scare him
>>224226096i wonder what life is like in india. like what is the average over there? living in a slum or apartment? and for those who do have apartments and a job what is average life like? every picture i see from there everything is run down and gross but sometimes i see a modern looking shopping centre but then i wonder if it is even structurally sound and what shops they have
>>224226096it not right
i've been going through pissing videos recently and discovered i don't really like the actual moment of piss flowing out more than I like the struggling of trying to keep it in that precedes it.
i drive a white ford bronco
>>224226142looked up delhi in the archive trying to find a specific post but saw some people talking about being there insteadone post said that a doctor doesnt have basic amenities and has to wash himself in a bucketand that's a fucking doctorhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223841969/#223843682
>>224226096>get a little bit of money>leave and make the western world worse
>>224225926hes like if they made toby president, its funny for a while but eventually it goes a bit too far and then dog marriage is legal
>>224226172bizarre thing to drive in the uk since you have to import it
>>224225979thanks
>>224226096They're just so horrible, I wish they would have their own internet and go full north korea, everything they touch gets worse
bet india would be peng if there were like 1 billion less people there
>>224226183this is very sad i dislike a lot about the uk but im happy im from here despite the decline its probably still like top 10% in terms of living standardsi did read a while ago that about 10% of wales did not have a toilet in their house
>>224226172alri Al Cowlings
>>224226211would still be surrounded by bangladesh and pakistan tho
>>224226211they're just permanently rolling the generational dice hoping one generation will unfuck the subcontinent.
>>224225994okay now what
>>224226205I have an uncle who genuinely has a DeLorean and even had it converted to right hand drive Doesn't drive it often though
when the brits are away, the leafs will play
https://youtu.be/jmWunkrQ3eY
canada raid
>>224225628>>224225595>>224225910>>224225941did this freak really have a conversation with himself on a VPN to convince himself that women want left-wing incels
my uncle has a swimming pool in his garden
tarq calling it a cadaver
>>224226262first day here? this has been normal behaviour for at least 10 years at this point.
>>224226211genuinely just can't comprehend how they can get to a population size of 1.5 billion and not think "hmmm maybe we should do a one child policy or something"
>>224226283been on /brit/ since 2014, no its only been like this recently the incels have been slowly infiltrating from reddit
just drank some water #water
>>224226297think you've mixed up a few things here
>>224226244what year is the broncois it the newest 2025 soy model or the og based bricknose
>>224226211imagine it when the population was smaller and before there were cars. all those movies about the british raj look beautiful
>>224226310sure bud
>>224226287just watch the videos of them on trains or in hospitals just moving like a tide, they seem to live life on autopilot
>>224226311Sorry, forgot to say I wasn't the anon you were replying to at first
>>224226297nope, this place has been irredeemable for years.one simple fix would be to enable ids on posts but the site staff have long long long since stopped carrying about the quality of boards. they only care about keeping the website online to get paid for ai gooner advertisement hosting.
any white man in remember wii tennis
>>224226316how would redditors find out about /brit/why would they be incels
>>224226333bowling was better
>>224226333...yh
>>224226333yeah quite liked it, I feel like bowling was the most boring of all the sports on the wii
>>224226333remember how the wii was meant to be this revolutionary fitness video game crossover but it turned out to be janky and shit
>>224226344mad, worst one, unless it was the fun bowling challenge where there was a secret button at the end that you can hit if you roll the bowling ball on top of the wallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri8s4KIeMY
used to take my ds to every restaurant and play it at the table until i was about 15 and realised how autistic that was
>>224226378well everyone loved that first gameand then literally everything after it people didn't care for lmao I remember playing James Bond on the wii on xmas (quantum of salace I think it was in 2009) and I thought it was ridiuclous really only sports and at a strech driving games is made for that format
>>224226387ktim ktim
>>224226030it doesn't deflate all at once like that. it takes several weeks for the uterus and muscles and everything else to settle back down
>>224226399mario kart and mario and sonic olympics were good
>>224226407Oh alright interesting. How big is a baby's first poo?
>>224226422really
>>224226422i'd give all my earthly possessions to erase your life
notice no one answered him
>>224226336redditors have been coming to 4chan for years this place is mainstream on the internet now>why would they be incelserm because reddit is incel central? lol
>>224226504>>224226504
when the gays see the other bloke has a larger todger than he does, does he feel upset or excited
