Dropping a Han Dynasty Urn edition
>>224226496>erm because reddit is incel central?why would an incel from reddit want to post on /brit/they're all genuine leftypols over there
A baby's first poo, called meconium, is usually surprisingly small. It's typically a few teaspoons to a tablespoon or so, although there's a lot of variation.It tends to come out in several small bowel movements rather than one enormous poo.Meconium is thick, sticky, and dark green/black, almost like tar.Babies can produce more meconium over the first 1–2 days before their stools transition to lighter green/brown and eventually yellowish stools.So if you're imagining a newborn producing a huge adult-sized poo, no — usually it's quite a small amount.
why is spaincunt so obsessed with babies
>>224226504powerful
>>224226543Is there another spain flag speaking about babies? I've just brought it up now
what was chairman mao about then
Do you love Japan?
>Cookies Made From Plastic Bottles Could Ease Food Shortages, Feed NASA Crews In Spaceyou WILL eat the plastic
>>224226566depends if you're a top or bottom
Because they are genuinely, incredibly low IQ. The “doctors” who move the first world are like .0001% of the population.Also, in Indian societies, there’s a word in their langauge, which they all try to follow in English translated to “resourceful”, but in reality it’s more like conniving, selfish, etc. So, throwing trash into the river or on the ground, making it someone else’s problem, is just being resourceful; being selfish is actually just being resourceful; stealing from a Canadian food bank is just being resourceful; eating stinky curry or rubbing your dirty feet in public is being resourceful and there’s no reason to be ashamed Also, in all their movies, Indians are the coolest people. Ever. Their ancient kings were all godly warriors decked out in shining gold (and totally not flabby man-tittied troglodytes like in the paintings); their modern men are the epitome of sexually and machismo. Seriously, I remember an Indian man visiting Australia once had to be told by his supervisor that Australia isn’t like the fictional Australia of Indian movies. In those Indian movies, Indian men are exotic; all the women trip over each other to listen to their sexy accents; the foreign Indian men are incredibly suave like Bond. And their good ol’ folkish common sense that only exists in India will stun the clumsy and bafoonish Australians. They really think porn is real life, too. That most white women are easy like in porn. This is what they actually believe They are a beastly people
>>224226562don't have any strong opinions
>>224226574Imagine being an astronaut and having to eat plastic
got leg cramp and woke up screaminghope everyone dies in a burning inferno of painyes that includes you
>>224226594
>>224226607you went for a run that you werent physically prepared for were you
if you hate japan you are racist and disrespectful of other cultures
>>224226620dont get it
i had a cramp but then i farted and it went away
i'd ask why he has that video saved on his pc but it's /brit/, so it's full of pedophiles.
Wheres chuddy malone??
2020 was the last time there was any sense of comfiness in this countryBritain since then hasn't felt remotely as comfy in any wayComfy is over.
>>224226655this is genuinely why i hate 4chanit could be so much better if there werent unironic pedophiles and schizoswhy do i have to choose between normieville and this with nothing inbetween. im fucking suffering
>>224226655>>224226671you're both racist as fuck
>>224226669i live here
>>224226671just shitpost on r/redscarepod its where all the normies who aren't NPCs have gone to
>>224226517I've seen people here take the side of the Pakistani rape gangs. There are definitely redditors on /brit/.
how fucking DARE you be disrespectful of other culture you fucking nazi pieces of shit
>>224226669Crazy how this is my ideal and I’m white British and yet they make it impossible for me to work here, and they import Oongboongas by the thousands to work there instead
Why are there multiple captcha tests per post? They either work or they don't.
>>224226698right well they were obviously baiting weren't they
it's the new era now you fucking cunts. suck it down and swallow it you pieces of racist shit. who the fuck do you think you are.
>>224226713if you stay on the same ip for a while it will give you the easy captchas
>>224226690not a dasha simp and reddit has also become literally unusable just for browsing because of their response to bots yes you can use the ublock script but it's still awfuli wish i could just never use the internet again but it's a necessity
>>224226731same device, not ip
>>224226671>why do i have to choose between normieville and this with nothing inbetween. im fucking sufferingktim
>>224226714No, these people exist. That's how those gangs were able to operate and probably still do. There are Pakistanis who celebrate the rape gangs as if it's something to be proud of, and there are "progressives" who try to stop people talking about it or pretend it didn't happen because noticing patterns is racist.
reddit isn't good enough for you4chan isn't good enough for youmaybe you're the problem?
>>224226768yes but obviously not on here
disgusting westoid scum. no one cares about your gay little judeo christian morals you mongoloids. the world is swallowing you whole and shitting you out the other end
>>224226731I know and I've got those now, but still. Why multiple? If they work then you only need one. If they don't then it doesn't matter how many you do.
ill do nothing
meltdown with no responses award
>>224226780>poo on a plate vs poo on a plate for dinner and you dont like it? you're the problem
mad how good wikipedia isyou can just read about anything
>>224226785Why not? Ive seen those people in here and they didn't then say "haha I was just trolling."
you will look at the cuties and like it because you will do fuck all because you are fuck all
>>224226669
wanking to totally spies
>>224226832Except anything to do with history or politics, that entire section has become compromised by bad faith editors
>>224226832Anything political is generally biased on there, but it's good for neutral subjects.
>>224226832Today I downloaded a 115GB file of the entire English Wikipedia (via KiwiX) and put it in an external SSD for posterity
everybody wants a meal deal everybody wants a meal deal
>>224226861That's a good one
about to wee in the toilet, wish me luck
>>224226574I don't understand this, all this bitching about micro plastics in my balls and now they want us eating plastic biscuits? nigger
>>224226890you'll miss
>>224226890woke
>>224226752dolly parton didnt go to hell
having a poo soon
cupping my balls as we speak
leg hurts a lot ok
>>224226938it will be ok x
itchy mushroom
>>224226914It says welcome to heaven on the gift basket
>>224226944the adrenaline rush was pretty kino. not sure if i was worth the pain x
I am doing a smelly fart
>>224226942Struggling to understand who made this and why.
PoE servers down for maintenance fuming
>>224226938What happened?
>>224226973It's just the current state of my life. So I thought I would have post it.
GTA soon
there's a new oneyplays drama
not wearing underwear
It takes guts to be gentle and kind
>>224226986drank too much. dehydrated. wicked leg cramp. woke up screaming(in a bad way) house mates crying muh neighbours. idc id send them all into the flames. idc about any of this shit i hope putin nukes us he wont bc hes a faggot
Made more money selling little cardboard cards with pictures on them on ebay than working an actual job.
>>224226942ktim
>>224227022money isn't really real and people are retards
wish i could make music with my ass
>>224226996Pre-ordered GTA 5. It was good but I'm not going to bother with 6. £70 for no disk is taking the piss. Suppose I could pirate it but i don't care enough.
Sonic youth is the best band ever. Much better than the smiths
bg3 gave me rng fatigue I'm tired of seeing every hit below 95% chance missing
going to become an artist
>>224227019Grim, get some water and electrolytes and that
>>224227060gave me homofatigue
>>224226952but the rest of them didnt go to heaven
>>224227076How would you know?
>>224227069drinking lemonade with 26 year old blended scotch malt and blazing a nasty oneI beg the world to come get me you fucking pussy faggots
>>224227083they're all evil people who made the world worse
>>224226975grow. up.
>>224227103i don't grow up i show up and when i look at you i throw up
i don't care about anything. i pray that god will strike me down but he wont do shit because hes a FUCKIN FAGGOT
>>224227090I thought it was only single malt whisky that went on about how old it is. How much did you pay for it? I'm guessing not much if you mixed it.
thinking about idubbbz
>>224227119you show up in front of me and it's gonna end badly for you, that i can tell you.
>>224227101How was Charlie Kirk evil?
>>22422712750 squiddles which is banger for the age, even malt blends have ages.https://whiskysituation.co.uk/products/north-star-spirits-26-year-old-series-26-blended-scotch-whisky-2025-70clIt's decent but not a patch on a genuine single malt.
>>224227127yeah bragging about the whisky that you're mixing with lemonade is genuinely bizarre behaviour lmao
>>224227122ktim out all of the endless possible people who could have been thrust into existence i was made fucking hell
Thinking back to a few years ago in the winter when I was a NEET living with my parents in my hometownYou know when life is so miserable that it's better to go to the pub and have a few pints just to not have to live with your thoughts whilst sober?
>>224227162jealous alcohol tastes fucking disgusting and my intolerance to it leaves my body in agony with even a pint can't even self medicate
I've got an 18 year old ledaig, a 20 year old macallen laphroig single malt blend. I've got a 15 year old glenfarclas. 15 year old springbank, 10 year edradour. i've got all that shit. ive got a fistful of ganja
>>224227161fuck em all. they never gave me shit I had to carve it out of nothing. I don't care about anything or or anyone. i didn't make it but I fucking love watching it.
>>224227137mad how his name is made up of his ian washburn initials but then he changed his surname to jomha after his bitch wife because apparently he thought washburn sounds ugly
might join the navy
>>224227162That reminded me of the dream I just had where my parents were still alive.
>only 20 degreesso why is it so fucking hot
>>224227208Wanted to join the navy to work on planes or helicopters or cannons but I couldn't because I'm allergic to fish and nuts.
Are NPC's actually happy or do they constantly feel an empty void inside even if they're not aware of it and have numbed the feeling
>>224227237hi
quite bizarre just how madly obsessed incels became with that raccoon hapa ice skater girl
>>224227154idc ill mix whatever with whatever. i can afford it. i can buy the good shit and treat it like shhit if i want. I don't, but i got a 26 year old grain. it's ok. only a pleb would treat it with reverence. it's juice and i suck it down
>>224227237wassup n****
>>224227235They have no soul, how else could one exist on this plane without constant torment.
i am an evil slug and i deserve to suffer
>>224227141he was a zionist who supported the normalisation of guns in the usa
>>224227248Incels love AsiansDunno why but it’s just a fact of life
>>224227248katie >>>>>>>>>>>> gook whore
>>224227258*throws salt on you and calls you naughty slug boy*
>>224227264right but she's only half
>>224227250yeah but if you truly didn't care at all you wouldn't have mentioned it would youyou can't try and play mr moneybags when you live with housemates lel
>>224227274Rude
>>224227287crying about what i mix my 26 yr old grain scotch with. 50 quid a bottle is nothing. entry level tier.
umlysa liu
i got my own business i built out of nothing you fucking incelsi pay zero tax because i BEG the government come after me.this shit dont me NOTHING to me man
>>224227260He rejected Israeli money and questioned their response to that October hamas attack (leading to conspiracy theories that Israel killed him). Guns are already normalised in the USA and rightly so as they give the people a chance to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical governments. You don't think "would-be dictator" Trump should have all the guns do you?
>>224227299maybe if you got cheaper whisky to mix with lemonade you could get somewhere to live without housemates?
not sleepingsorry!
Do think a 3am meltdown is amusing and also extremely fucking direImagine that being your life
>>224227250>i can burn money if i want So can anybody
>>224227321maybe if your mum wasn't such a whore you wuldn't have 2 dads???
>>224227330i accept your concession
>>224227327im saving up to go to thailand and vietnam and im never coming back. enjoy nigger island
rorke
>>224227338you accepted your gay dads cock up your arse you little queer
away to bed, fingers crossed i don't wake up
i fucking stink shower toil finna be a movie
>>224227339You're not very good at saving if you're wasting money. I'm the same btw but I don't brag about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bwjWe-byl4>stand outside asda in liverpool complimenting people in a funny posh voice and jacket>security warn him incase someone gets offended and hurts himah yes
>>224227345melty
>>224227351idc im drunk m8 im talking bollocks
>>224227360arsepoof
>>224227050PC games have been disc less for years and no one cared
>>224227342ktim
youtuberg on a mad one
>>224227342do black women get aroused when you call them chocolate
this lindsay clancy shit is derangedgenuinely starting to suspect women are evil
>>224227382who? is this an american politics thing?
got 6 grand saved. couple more months then ive got a whole year. im leaving shit cunt island. you're welcome to rot in shitainistan but im going
feeling quite indian today
>>224227396sorry about the gif, it was a misinput
>>224227374I'm not spending £70 on a pc game either. Although I might've spent that on rimworld and dlc now I think about it. That's a great game though.
>>224227379lush
I want to suck Upminaa’s massive German tits but I never will and that’s fine
>>224227397sir yellow fever
>>224227396Me on the left
>>224227420it's a paradise and the girls are actually cool and nice. you don't know what you're missing. enjoy paying 40% tax and rising every year to live in wogland.
>>224227417buy an ad lil bro
>>>224220051>Deanos imagining what middle class people are likebless
ever seen people walking around smiling cos they are happy? doesn't exist in the uk. full of miserable cunts in a miserable country. I've seen the light im getting out and never coming back
Really hate this country so muchWhen I was like 7 I saw my first black person EVER and now I see them like all the fucking timeLiterally cannot go 2 minutes without seeing one when I’m out and about
>>224227439>>224227397https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222714719/A few months ago a frenchman did a thread about his experiences in the east, it was kinda cool.
>>224227465liberalism dictates all humans are simply economic units, the english economic units are old so we need to import african economic units. simple as.
>>224227458>tarquin waiting 7 hours before he feels safe to have a go at deano
>>224227465I used to think people from up North were exotic.
>>224227465I see wogs in semi rural Scotland all the time now Need them culled
>>224227480I was playing vidya.
>>224227474cheers arg i'll have a peruse
>>224227479The economic excuse is a lie. Andrew Neather admitted it was about engineering a "multicultural" society. He didn't admit it was because that makes the population easier to dominate and eventually enslave, but that is probably why.
>>224227510liberalism is our state religion
>>224227490I’m in a rural Northern shithole and up until 4 years ago i could count the amount of wogs I had met in my entire life on one handFucking awful
>>224227531We literally have a monarch.
>>224227464yes you said that five times already
>>224227535yeah same for me
enjoy your civil war lads. im going. sick of niggacunt island. no reason to stay for anyone that has the means to leave
>>224227549Fire the fucking Scuds x
still mental they got away with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjUbU6n4nn0
>being middle class is when you own a dyson and go to the slightly nicer supermarketGenuinely the perspective of someone who has no idea. I'm just saying.Middle class people do things like casually buy a boat, or up and decide to go to France for three months. I used to know a proper middle class family, and the one time they decided to cook snails out the garden and put them on a pizza. They were wacko.
>>224227543and ill say it six times if it makes you happy
>>224227557There will never be a civil war Only delusional people would think so
if immigrants are a net benefit to the economy why is our economy such dogshit after taking (checks) over SEVEN MILLION of them in the last 30 years?
>>224227571i wouldn't bet on it personally
Coach put me in the game and I'm going hard
>>224227541our religion i liberalism, every action of the state is chosen under the assumption is that liberalism is true
>>224227569that isn't middle class that is upper middle class.
>>224227579SummaryImmigration has kept the UK's total GDP from shrinking, subsidized the workforce of an aging population, and kept the NHS and social care sectors afloat. However, because the country did not build the housing or infrastructure required to support seven million people, and because businesses used labor as a cheap alternative to investing in productivity, the average person’s economic experience has remained severely strained.
Leftypols are never actually leftists they're just neo liberalsTell them things like this >>224227579 and they'll talk about economic growth and shit like it isn't completely made up
>>224227579"Imagine how much worse it would be if we hadn't," is what they'll say, ignoring the eastern European countries that are crushing it after refusing the mass immigration.
british civil war will be lush
remember her?
>>224227591liberalism is a fantasy like democracy. you live in a ruthless power hierarchy and that is all. you're a cow in a shed.
>>224227602praise be to gdp
>>224227614yeah what ever happened to her
Blacks are bad but Muslims are worse in my humble opinionFar more obnoxious and self aggrandising, actively work against the interests of the native population and much rarer to see a “normal” muslimOh and they’re all terrorists. Obviously.
>>224227579better question: why do I care? Let it shrink.
>nearly 4am on thursday>mongs moaning about immigrantsmate just shut up we're all fucked up losers here and we'd be fucked up if there were blacks here or not
>>224227602>kept the NHS and social care sectors afloatWe didn't import 7 million doctors and nurses did we? Or did we? I don't know but it seems like we actually imported more patients than doctors.
>>224227631they all need gone but they wont be. they are your replacement because thats what your masters deem fit
>>224227631Yeah for sure Muzzies have their own civilisation they will try and graft onto us Blacks are a lower form of consciousness so they chimp out and whatever but they don't have much tradition to revert to
>>224226942ktim but im only 35 so plenty of time
mad how disgusting whey gets when you add too much water to it
>>224227627replaced by raccoon girl
Keeping a freezer full of my poo
>>224227638>da blacksyou've been thrown overboard mate you and all your people. they gangraped and tortured little white girls while the state covered it up and called you a racist for complaining. you're in soviet russia now. this country is gone. it's over.
>>224227638tbf, i could probably get a dosser job, if I wasn't actively competing with immigrants
a young man of 35
>>224227638Still want to live in a functioning western country even if I am an incel freak
>>224227684>im only norwood 4 it's not over yet
>>224227569That's what "middle class" meant around 30-40 years ago but they've been squeezed so hard that nowadays that would be considered upper middleIn todays society you have the following:>tarqs, elites, aristocracy, etc>whatever is left of the middle class>consumer class - this is the vast majority of British people who work and aren't on bennies>benefits class (includes neets)>underclass (homeless, addicts, boatpeople)the consumer class are your average worker including deanos and other lower middle goycattle with cars on finance, crushed velvet, ryanair holidays, temu products, le cheeky nandos, and so on
>>224227638>why are brits talking about the deliberate destruction of their country and people in one of the few places they're still allowed to do so?
half the country thinks you're a racist for even bringing up the paki rape gangs. it's over its done its finished. only the total destruction of this country awaits. you can't allow things like that to happen and expect to get away with it.
>>224227720Most people are easily led and will change their minds because institutions say different things How you change those institutions is another
>>224227730it's been raped. you're a mother walking around looking for bones for closure. they necked you decades ago you're living through the pissing on your grave era
>>224227720Pakistanis and muslims and a shrinking number of "progressives" might pretend they think you're racist, because they feel safer to do so than agree that there's a blatant pattern. It seems like the pendulum is swinging back pretty fucking hard but I agree that it's too little too late. I'll be out of here ASAP myself.
>>224227760the state has been completely captured. the revolution already happened. we're in the post war period.
Mad how it all made sense at the time
all the rorkish fantasies about mass deportations will never happen. they've got you by the balls and they're gonna squeeze until you die and they don't care how long it takes. the war was won with a shot being fired. its over
>>224226504alright and who's gonna clean that up?
>>224227799What did?
>>224227807poo
>>224227799love alain delon. le samourai is my fav but there's a bunch of others that are great films
>>224227807all this stuff with liberalism, free market, sex drugs rock and roll, alternative culture, progressive ideals, secular society, etcit was all proper good fun if you actually lived in the 1960s, 70s, 80s, even going into the 2000s but it ran its course, and now this soulless modern slop world is the end result of all that bollocks innit
>>224227720One of the biggest ones was literally in my townOver the recent election cycle people were graffitiing “grooming gangs operate in Calderdale! Restore is the only way” and people covered it up with antifascist stickers.
>>224227872psycho sickness has infected the body politic. they are begging to get destroyed and nothing can be done to stop it. like a crazy gf that wants to slash her own throat you're dealing with the mentally ill and insane. all the words in the world wont change it.
"[spoiler]RORKE DIES![/spoiler]"
>>224227926Need out of this shithole yesterdayIt’s gone to the dogs
>>224227640i compared it a while ago and the proportion of immigrant NHS doctors and nurses is almost identical to the proportion of the population that are immigrantsmeaning immigration hasn't increased the ratio of NHS staff to patients even slightly
>>224227579>>224227602no way its 7 million, thats like, mass migration tier.
>>224227933right thanks for spoiling that for me you utter idiot SPOILER TAGS DON'T WORK ON /INT/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224227866Progressive ideals made sense when people were being racist against the odd immigrant trying to fit in, or their children. Mass immigration never made sense, especially the people who were invited here by the million. It's hard to imagine a less compatible people with British values. If you bring millions of people from a low trust misogynistic society into a high trust society it'll be chaos. Which is what hundreds of thousands of young white girls got. It was the most easily predictable consequence and the people who pretended they couldn't see it should lose their vote.
>>224227978the sickest thing is that those white girls were a cost of doing business to the point where they covered it up to keep the wheels turning. this is what they think of you and your people. they will put you all to the fire to get what they want.
She was never your girl it was just your turn
Remember when 4chan used to male people do dumb shit like making crystals except you just make poisonous gas? I've got a genuinely safe trick to spawn a brand new secret lab gaming chair out of thin air. Do as follows>first you travel to Russia and buy a crate of grenades>smuggle it back to Britain in a carry bag, metal detectors don't pick them up>then get into a small enclosed room with 20 liters of petrol poured on the floor>unpin every single grenade and drop it on the floor>lay a blanket over the grenades so they don't harm you>then finally shoot yourself in the brain with a patriot missile defense system OR used a laser guider to have a eurofighter drop a bunker buster on your headThis gets you a free gaming chair so everyone go and try it haha you can trust a random guy on thi internet.
they knew. they knew it all. at the top level they knew who these people were. they experienced it during colonialism and they decided "fuck em" they knew what was going to happen and went through with it anyway because you, your family, your community don't matter. they want you gone. they are tired and sick of you. they hate you like leftypol hates you. they think you are a disgusting anachronistic piece of history that needs destroyed and wiped out forever.
>>224227996What business? The immigrants could just have easily have been Latin American, North American, or Eastern European, or (non-muslim) East Asian. These people would've integrated far easier than bronze age religious fanatics.
>>224227996>>224227978goys are cattle, never feel bad for them.
>>224228037the business is the disenfranchisement and the dispossession of your ethnic groups claim on your homeland. there are financial incentives beyond reckoning but ultimately they want you and your people destroyed so they can rule over the ashes.
>>224228043What exactly do you mean by "goy?" I only know that word as a derogatory word used by Jews to mean non-Jews.
>>224228043sorry argoid but I feel a kinship with the poor whites as i grew up poor white on council estates. im scum too but they are my people.
women are lovely
>>224226594I've never encountered such incompetence as India Post. They are hopeless.
in the old days people used to riot over taxes to the point where the army would be sent it. nowadays you are raped beyond measure and the army is no longer needed, just lots of media scum and cat lady fucking liberal whores who get a near sexual thrill from oppressing you because they are all sadist/masochist women whose sexual psychology is so fucked up they will decry the government while implementing its aims. this is how fucked things are.
4chan is rorke and reddit is leftypol
women are lovely until they rule over you and will implement a tyranny far more pernicious than anything an authoritarian dictatorship could fathom. these whores are dumb as fuck and the day we let these bitches get a hold of our necks marked our own destruction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cQUD4wqpgEit is crazy how the english lower classes live
>>224227960and now we need more hospitals.
>>224228214more dignity than ours
>>224228214literally what is wrong with any of that?
was gonna go to sleep but I can't so I've made a cup of tea
Need to poo but there was two wasps in the bathroom yesterday and it's still dark, and turning the light on could make them active and fly about. Need a wasp proof suit with a bum flap but apparently such apparel is beyond the wit of man
Stella Lefty
>>224226504Part of me wants to fuck a Indian chick at my work but I realize I would have lowered my self to such low standards
didnt shower yesterdaymy bellend smells wonderful
>>224226594in indian schools when they say their times tables they go two two za eight, two four za eightthree three za ninealmost religiously, because at one point saying it like "three threes are nine" turned in to "three three za" and people just kept copying it
kinose
call me woke for i am now awake
Watching Joey Chestnuts eat 32 big macs. How do these people physically fit all that food inside them? it doesn't look physically possible
>>224228357size of that beak
>>224228386i saw some bird shove a 20 inch dildo up her cunt. im continually amazed at the capacity of people to surprise me
>>224228395She chopped it off, sadly. Beautiful ethnic trait.
>>224228397Imagine you were told you had to eat 32 big macs or have a 20 inch dildo up your arse. Obviously you couldn't eat the big macs because you'd vomit them up again after 10 but you'd have to try or people would say you secretly wanted the dildo
>>224226620https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787498185281118.webm
we're going to kill them all
10 minutes since last post
>>224228516cum
might eat a million eggs today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl1EVw6pBgIapex tranny
watched something wrong and now my recs are filled with "glup shitto situation is crazy" slop
>>224228599WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>224228599Delete it from your watch history
mumberg just came into my room and had a melty because i went in the shower at half 5 in the morning stupid cow
going to Asda when it opens at 7 so i can shop with all the old timers
>>224228635palm strike then elbow drop that bitch
love rainlove thunderstorms
>>224228635My mum once randomly threw a wobbly and smashed my alarm clock because I used the alarm clock SHE bought me, to wake me up for school that SHE was making me go to.
>>224228635crush her
>>224228639as if lazy pensioners get up at 7am on a thursday to do their shoppingthey wait until saturday mid morning
>>224228635understandable if it was noisy>>224228653weird and uncalled for unless you omit something crucial
>>224228653my mum once kneed me in the bollocks hard for pretending to not know where something was
just saw a bug
Just woke up... gearing up a nightshift of posting on brit.
>>224228685It was a loud alarm clock and was obviously waking her up but none of that is my fault but obviously I'm the one who got shouted at.
>>224228698good lad
i was about 14 and she slammed me hard in the nuts until i was gasping for air on the floor. my sister got pedo raped by our step dad then after that she taught my sister to blast me in the nuts any time i was being little cunt. im surprised they still work.
like it was my fault. as the only male in the house i got the brunt of it.
>>224228685>understandable if it was noisydont care hope she doesnt get back to sleep lmfao
>>224228706couldn't find an appropriate bradley to respond to this with
going to bed on time is a bloody scam, just wake up more tired than if i got an hour less of sleep fuck sake
she would alternate between beating me up and slapping me around then coming home drunk smelling of rum and waking me up in bed and being nice to me.
NEPALLINGWe at /brit/ express our official sadness about the flooding in Nepal ok
>>224228758ok i will mourn!!
>>224228758we don't care ok
dadberg would come around every now and then and we were supposed to pretend like everything was normal. years later he would act surprised when my burning hatred of him manifested.thsee two wankers destroyed our family. frankly I half hate the pair of them.
hate waking uplove going to bed
make the new soon then ok
love the misses x
I remember being happy up until the age of about 6 when they split up. then it was a tidal wave of misery one year after the next. my best memory is laying in front of the fire over my mums lap as she rubbed my back, dad and sis sat on the sofa. prbly the last time i was actually happy outside of doing drugs.
>>224228791ok i will do it!!
>>224228827didn't know i'd clicked on /therapy/
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