ayo edebiri edition
oh he choosin'
something incredibly boring about listening to other peoples problems
>>224228871she cute
>>224228896*rapes you*now lets hear about yours
Life is hard enough when you belong here
>>224228907sad she died before she got to be the whore she always wanted to be
raining hard as fuck
>>224228916Doubt she took any less than 5 BBC’s before she died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMCAIj2H844
day four of office toil this weekthis must be what slavery feels like
Going to go to the butty shopWish I could go to sleep soon but I have to attend a meeting around midday
>>224228930>>224228935it not right
totally fucked my sleep schedule again award
>>224228918giz some in Oregon our grass is orange and horriblelast august hint of cool autumnal breeze coming through my window is giving me just enough wotanic energy to persist in this fallen world
drinking at half 6 again award
>>224228974im having a hazelnut coffee in bed
Don’t mind Yank posters but it’s terrible when they try to do a gimmick Leave it to the native brits and the aussies please chaps
wish my chuddy ass could stick to a consistent sleep schedule but it always moves forward
>>224228989/womfy/
>>224228974glass of water no doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwdx8lhYyUA
just snapped out of a 10 minute long daydream
he thinks hes dish xDD
in primary 6 a boy from nepal moved to my school and everyone called him nae pals so it was over day one for him
not sure if im bored because I'm overstimulated or if I'm bored because I'm underestimulated
the youtube recs
3am alarm for me and it lush x
>>224229036roar what is he doing
really dislike eating
honestly would love to just never toil again another day in my lifewhy cant i just have money for doing nowt
need capitalism abolished desu
>>224229037we had a guy from the south east asia with a spanish name so everyone called him mexican
what if we copied the earth three times and placed them around the sun so they'd fly on the same orbit. or better yet copy the earth 99999999999999999 times so it'd look like giant beads around the sun. how come it's never explored in scifi surely it can't be less feasible than ring worlds or dyson spheres
>>224229111we'll all be on ubi when AI takes over
>>224229177as if well all just be poor and doing gardening for billionaire megamansions
>>224229172that's what they did in alpha centauri but woke didn't like it so they blew it all up
>>224229186robots will be doing the gardening mate
>>224229195who blew it all up
It certainly do the thunder
>>224229206me
looks like its going to rain today but then it said that yesterday and that was a fucking lie
Toil soon
That's Sir King Charles to you, good sir
>>224228878The music industry must be truly dead because I've never even heard of that song
>>224229249hes a globalist wokie
>>224229162did you call him mexican like it was his name, or was he called "a mexican"
seen a guy on x formerly twitter that has a ballsack on his face
>>224229270people would make ethnic jokes about him but they'd make it about mexicans mind once he made fun of the chinese kid and called him a chinky it was eye opening really
don’t really understand the whole ‘proof is in the pudding’ expression why would it be in a pudding then
>>224229333the proof of the pudding is in the eating
>>224229333just is mate
got myself a roll from baynes for brekkie bacon and black pudding
>>224229337eat this *spreads my pooey hairy puddinghole*
>>224229353did you get a sous lug as wellused to scrape the icing off with my teeth
bring back opium dens
>>224228974how indescribably grim
>>224229365naw mr blobby biscuits mog them anyway
Sir Nathan Cofnas
Haven’t slept still and I can’tToo late to sleep now anyway isn’t itFuck it
The five "new zealand tourists" killed in the nepal landslide were all india-born immigrants on a hindu pilgrimage
Can you marry a horse if it says it wants to marry
put my BIG coat on for the first time in months and found a twix in one of the pockets, result
>>224229379mad how leftypolism is getting obliterated this decade
>>224229378the buttons were always weirdly gooey. baynes ruined their sausage rolls by copying greggs too much though. they used to be unique now for the classic sausage roll you need to go to stephens.miss a good baynes, need them going worldwide.
Love this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgplNxRbbaM
sooooo, are any of ya grils?
the fuck is baynes
>>224229391Good riddance to bad rubbish then
very autumnal morning
>>224229410havent been to stephens in yonks there used to be one down the street still like a beef sausage roll from baynes myself
>>224229391ok but they were still technically tourists from new zealand
>>224229422Some shit Northern café with no hygiene rating
>>224229391NZ government to to mandate 1 week of compulsory mourning nationwide.
>>224229429>beef sausagehow about you fuck off back to australia mate
>>224229428Perhaps life is worth living after all
>>224229439never been to australia
Indians will live fucking anywhere as long as there are white peopleNever hear about them in China or Mexico do youFucking parasitic shit eating scum
>>224229455the japs are getting them now n aw
>>224229428funny how the trees have orange leaves already but it's because they've been scorched in the intense heat
Congrats, it's a beautiful baby britisher!
>>224229459they naturally fit in there, groping girls on the train is a national pasttime
>>224229429think you get them from corner shops or the co-op normally, never been inside an actual stephens.the beef ones used to be the standard from what i remember. if you asked for just a sausage roll they'd give you beef by default and they were bigger.
>>224229471seems quite unprofessional to just march down a hospital corridor with a giant turd, couldn't you at least cover it
Cats are stronger than dogs pound for pound. Dogs are cucked. They have the be 200lbs plus and in pairs to hang with a mountain lion
>>224229471Looks Indian to me
>>224229471haha
>>224229490>turdFOY
Only when an epoch ceases to be haunted by the shadow of its own consciousness of guilt will it achieve the inner calm and outward strength brutally and ruthlessly to prune off the wild shoots and tear out the weeds.Since the Austrian state had practically no social legislation or jurisprudence, its weakness in combating even malignant tumors was glaring.I do not know what horrified me most at that time: the economic misery of my companions, their moral and ethical coarseness, or the low level of their intellectual development.
>>224229455so you say there's no indians in africa?
>>224229481>co-opaye thats what it was didnt know that was standard
>>224229495utter MONGOLOID you are
>>224229509catberg does this with the feather dustersomething about it just turns him into a demon, he growls and wont let it go no matter what
theres some really sexy indian girls down around Suriname and Guyana
sander westerveld sex arse
has such an insane coincidence happened to you fellas you can't tell it to anyone because they wouldn't believe you
>>224229526Because they're mixed with black
Imagine Emma Watson sat on your face and let loose a horrible, pungent fart. Your cock would be hard as a rock.
Diversity is fine, but this is a monotonous dumpster fire of angry lesbians sobbing about how much they hate men over a vegan brunch of ethically harvested seaweed and rotten fruit that died of natural causes. Watching a video of grass growing in slow motion would be more entertaining and more enlightening.
>>224229519am i fuck
>>224228871Had to put a coat on to put the rubbish out
>>224229493Did I stutter
wakanda... FOREVER!!
>>224229525they go mad for yeasthad a feral berg years ago who would climb over you if you opened a bottle of stella
>>224229525ram it up his arse for a laugh lol
>>224229539saw girl that looked like this yesterday and I'm hooked. Need to see her again
So good they named him twice
I think daddy knowsI asked him if he thinks I should get a chatgpt subscription and he didn't say anything
pouring with rainreading festival is gonna be FILTHY
>>224229624the books will get wet
>>224229621kek
>Isabelle Wilhelmine Marie Eberhardt (17 February 1877 – 21 October 1904) was a Swiss explorer and author. As a teenager, Eberhardt, educated in Switzerland by her father, published short stories under a male pseudonym. She became interested in North Africa, and was considered a proficient writer on the subject despite learning about the region only through correspondence. After an invitation from photographer Louis David, Eberhardt moved to Algeria in May 1897. She dressed as a man and converted to Islam, eventually adopting the name Si Mahmoud Saadi.>Although Eberhardt largely devoted herself to the Muslim way of life, she frequently consumed both marijuana and alcohol[28] and had many lovers,[29][30][31] including several of her Algerian acquaintances.[3] According to a friend, Eberhardt "drank more than a Legionnaire, smoked more kief than a hashish addict and made love for the love of making love".[32] She was heterosexual, but often treated sexual intercourse as impersonal.[33] The reason for her Arabic companions' tolerance of her lifestyle has been debated by biographers. According to Mackworth, the "delicate courtesy of the Arabs" led them to treat Eberhardt as a man because she wished to live as one.[29] Mark Sedgwick further states that Eberhard was serious about studying and committing to Sufi practice, even though she did not observe many aspects of the Sharia.[3]
been averaging about 4 bowel movements each morning
>>224229621the one person in India cleaning up gets killed in the middle of a tiktok video
>>224229631fucking ahit roarinf! fucking !
>>224229660the splitthe sparethe strikethe perfect game
rorke nervously adjusting his cummerbund
>>224229624>>224229631Ruby's headliningActually the headline acts areCharli XCXChase & StatusDaveFlorence and the machineFontaines D.C.Raya
where did all the good /brit/ posters go
>>224228990Any fresh new gimmicks worth paying attention?
He was a BAME of Cambridge!To die in this sordid way, hounded to death by some jew. Shame.
>>224229704grim
>>224229704>Charli XCXWoke>Chase & StatusWoke>DaveWoke>Florence and the machineWoke>Fontaines D.C.Woke>RayaWoke
Had a Tesco delivery two days ago and started telling the Tesco man how Tesco shopping works. Still feeling the cringe.
>>224229660people think thats too much and then they get bowel cancer because their insides are filled with rotting shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsGojXon8QE
daddy needs to buy me a chatgpt subscription right now!
Just created four groups of four
>>224229722You can never shop at Tesco again lad after this disaster. What if you get the same delivery guy?
Think they woke the dead, doctor won'tThey can't keep me on the meds, doctor won'tBut they, won't slow down my bread, uhIt's so many less, I think they woke the deadJust like David saidGrindin' for the breadDesignin' for the blessed, uhThere's so many less, I think they woke the deadDoctor won't, ah, ooh-yeah, doctor won't (Ooh-yeah)
>>224229621>how I met your mother
>>224229713i think i'd prefer Ruby reading aloud for an hour
>>224229724sir biochemical knower
look at his beautiful curlslook at them
>>224229735Fortunately they tell you the name of the delivery bloke when it's out for delivery so if I get Stuart again I'll just lock the door and close the curtains and curl up in bed with my hands over my ears and close my eyes tightly. Not answering the door is classed as a cancellation and you get a refund.
Any OSRS man in?
>>224229715>>Chase & Status>WokeThey're ZionistsThey're anti woke
got bored in the car so i did a left-footed brake. won't ever be doing that again
>>224229722how does it work
Emma Watson poop stain!
surreptitiously reading banned books with ruby under a blanket with a flashlight on
just realised ive been buying clothes a size too big for about 6 years
theyre making some reet filthy muck at m&s
dont think ive bought clothes in 6 years
>>224229802you just realised?
>>224229777They're just jews
>>224229809what would you even eat this with
it's going to be 4 am soon, i really should go to bed.nighty everyone.
>>224229820custard creams
>>224229781If I drove a car I'd be fucking around like this all the time. I'd also drive blackout drunk. Guarantee I'd kill someone (probably myself) within the year. I'd never drive drunk, but when I'm that drunk I'm basically a totally different person and utterly out of control.
>>224229812yeah, realised my tshirt and jumpers are supposed to stop at my weight and not sag down to my arse
yo dawg we heard you like custard creams xD
One is not converted to Christianity; one must be morbid enough for it.
>>224229844fcking scremng hlp hlp me cant brthe
>>224228990aussies can do one as wellthis is a brit thread
>>224229783As I said to the bloke they can substitute your item for a cheaper one but they'll refund the difference. Or they'll do you a more expensive one but you only pay for what you ordered, which is what I got. It's a good system.
>>224229809is that just a jar of the middle of the custard cream?
>>224229820toast methinks
>>22422978130mph to 0 in 0.1 seconds because you don't have the subtle control in your left foot? yeah
no good posts out might read a book....i'll do nothing
>>224229879sounds rancid Tbh
can't buy custard creams so need to make do with the yellow oreos
>>224229880Or he underestimated how much pressure it needed and kept going.
Sir Moses Itauma
>>224229820How about sandwiching it between 2 stroopwafels for an extra sweet treat?
Another day in my gay porn Rorke life
foruns just dont know how to make biscuits sad
>>224229873Jammie Dodger spread. It just jam
>>224229885you shouldn't judge a book by its cover xoxo
>>224229895nah i came to a dead stop instantly and the rapid deceleration almost snapped my wrist off lol
On the train
i first tried stroopwaffles as a kid in holland everyone must've thought i was so cultured when they caught on here
>>224229911can't get even a simple digestive or rich tea
im fighting for life, im fighting for my blackness
>>224229918Good job you weren't going faster with someone right behind you haha
death victorious
for me it's gingernuts
3 wanks1 day offThen 2 more wanks hadStill can't stop. At least it's just to ladyboys at the moment no gentleman of African extraction
The world of black men
Just heard a man sneezeVile
right so the western world are cracking down on social media, but only facebook and instagram? not a single shout about tiktok or discord it seems, don’t understand why since those two are bloody cesspits
>At least it's just to ladyboys
Mousey had the nerve to push an announcement on his Discord server and all the announcement said was that he likes horses We know that dude. Why tell us about it
>>224229984tiktok was but then jews bought it over the western corporation anyways
Anonymous poster had the nerve to push a post on /brit/ and all the post said that Mousey said he likes horses.We know that dude. Why tell us about it
tiktok crashes my phone and doesn't work on the computer so the universe is helping me in particular
I keep daydreaming about packing a bag and leaving this godforsaken land, but then I remember there's nowhere to go and I'd only last a week at best
why is he so based
I remember when M&S did 'Posh Cheesy Beans on Toast' lolI'm daft but I'm not stupid, Marks, you old wanderer
Peter Kay has aged really badly. Might be because he's like half the weight he used to be.
good morning you vile incel churls
>>224230042morning lad
>>224230042heyyyyyyyyyy x x x
>>224230036this must be the fillum the guy at work was telling me about. he couldn't remember the name. killed himself now btw so can't tell him lol
>>224230041he's turned into dermot murnaghan
guess I just got to live with browns muslims and Indians now then
>>224230036he fucked last breath up so hard on his latest album, i will never forgive him can’t even find the good early version of it anymore
let us in t' mousecord
>>224230041That's really him? jesusbut then again I think the last thing of his I saw was from 2009
>>224230085its open to everyone all you have to do is join the patreon
tiresome schtick
rorke seeing a flash flood approaching and blowing up his arm bands
watching ashens 2025 christmas specialhe's having some gingerbread doritos
my prime shagging years are behind me. had a grand total of 0 shags.
>>224230116same lad. can look back proudly and remember the glory years and all those times i got zero hole
toilberg hours
>>224230116>>224230127ktim
>>224230116ScreamingIf your willy still works then you can still make up for it and become a "shagger".
poor me I didn't put my willy in wet hole now am sad
it come with egg wuhit come with egg wuh
my glory years are when i could take a walk and just be in reveriewas it even real?
Non-zero chance i'll shoot myself in the coming hours
>>224230140It's a human imperative. No pussy drives a man to near insanity
>>224230140it's not the shagging it's the lack of cuddles
>>224230161grow up
Mental how rorke thinks white people are better than everyone else because they're 'inventors' and 'thinkers' but he also thinks life isn't worth living because he never had a shag lol
>>224230116youre getting shagged from behind you big woofter
poor me I didnt cuddle now am sad
>>224230181Mental how there's any imaginary character that lives in your head and you think they're real lol
>>224230165priests, monks, ascetics of all stripes, RAVING MAD!
ai might be the single best invention of the decade
>>224230215well I think it's rubbish
>>224230193immediately more sympathetic
never met a bird in real life who didn't have a boyfriend>she's just saying that as an excuseNo I mean they actually all have boyfriends who verifiably exist.
>>224230181bros arguing with people inside his head again lol
>>224230206Well they spend most of their time in prayer begging the creator of the universe to overcome the thoughts he programmed them with
spaino pacing around his smelly bedroom muttering and rambling about this rorke character
>>224230229yeah it's over ladthanks for playing
>>224230229same
back to work with another day of the women in the office asking why i dont have a gf hahha
>>224230263well, why dont you?
>>224230181mental how brown people think they built western society
>>224230201LOL
>>224230265
>>224230229confirmation bias
>>224230269im mentally ill and developmentally challenged
>>224230298you must be a nightmare to be around
Right well there we go thunderstorms in London so if all the wokies can fuck off going on about the "drought" that would be lush
Chips
Need her to blast my nostrils with a smelly one.
Rain storms already in Britain. How I envy you.
>>224230229if they're at all hot their moments of singlehood will be 2 seconds. theyll go to a party announce to their girlfriends I broke up with chad fuck chad! and that night she'll try on another guy in bed and be on a breakfast date with him next morning . thats her bf now. she was single for 1 cocktail and 1 song. you need to be fast.
rorke seething so much he replied 3 times LOL
Pooing and the poo just keeps coming No idea how much more there is
>>224230229remember women get a lot more our of relationships than guys. guys get sex and an excuse to get out of things. 'sorry lads i would but the bird is busy etc'girls get all the food and the bigger house that he pays for
how do i fend off the 'cide thoughts
>>224230359Alri Emma
answer from interviewtoil friday or monday, fingers crossed
rorke saying he's gay to avoid questions about why he doesn't have a girlfriend but gets hit on by men instead
might swan into the office around 9:30
>>224230369grow up
>>224230382so why dont you have a bf
Having my nervous system fried by directed energy weapons
>>224230382Rorke would get no dick if he were gay
>>224230372won't be monday mate, it's a bank holiday on monday
I've spent my entire 20's single getting basically an annual shag but then I know guys who have never spent more than a month or two out of relationshipsWonder what that's like, to have a constant stream of women who actually care about you
Nah fr though, if you have to rely on a food bank you've fucking failed at life
>>224230403It's all relative. People ITT who have never been on a date or held hands with a woman would argue you have a constant stream at 1 per year.
>>224230321What you doin all the way over there like that? Get over here lover x
>>224230395*laughs devilishly as my energy weapons fry you*
>>224230405I have absolutely no good reason to use a food bank, and yet I doJust put my scruffy clothes on and pop down for free foodAnyone can do this
Bit of advice, never move in with someone until you've seen and heard them eat
>>224230405People at food banks don't rely on them lad you've got your head in the clouds. The prime users of food banks are brown people who see it as free food, money to be saved. Food banks operate on good faith so the waddling hijabis and overweight bantus line up daily to get their fill of free tinned goods. The idea that they could get more by working and buying their own tinned corn doesn't enter their heads. For them it's simply another case of the White Man giving something away for free, thus the service MUST be raped and exploited until there's nothing left.
bit of advice, poo
>>224230395i programed the chip i put in your brain to make you think that
>>224230449If you've ever actually volunteered at a food bank you'd know this isn't trueIt's mostly druggies who then flog the stuff or council estate whites
>>224230455Better advice: make sure to wipe afterwards.
god i hate druggies
>>224230471fuck off
>>224230467you haven't volunteered at one mate
>>224230478t. nasty unwiped ass
Any women here btw
>>224230487keep good arse hygiene, said fuck off because you’re a yank
>>224230495morning mouse
>>224230467I have volunteered at one and he's completely correct thoughbeitObviously if you're in a foodbank in Barrow-in-Furness you're not going to get as many wogs
>>224230485Neither have you
victuals
nanberg died and when we were going through her stuff she had a ds lite so i took it home with me bought a flashcart so i can play whatever on it should be here in the next few days
10 years in yank ULTRAMAX prison getting your arse split for the crime of trying to get a shag
Got the dentist in 10 minutes, only brushing once a day and not even flossing. He ain't gonna be happy
>>224230449>operate on good faithnot true. a lot of what they do is referral based
used my new chinese dyson hair dryer todayonly 100 quid
>said fuck off because you’re a yank
>>224230526he'll be prodding at those gums and tutting as he says upper left 3, etc
>>224230516wonder if she got it to have a crack at Mister Kawashima's brain training game, try to stave off the mental decline. Pretty sad thought.
>>224230543thats literally the game in right now loldont think she even had any others
>>224230520>Ohio trailer parkRead: cunny
>>224230520Literal billionaire dressed like that and going for a manky hooker? Why bother
Girls from trailer parks are hot >>224230520Actually thinking about it they probably got mad at how rich he is and snitched
>>224230551Sometimes my own insight into other people's minds scares me.
>>224230560my other nan plays the same on her ds as well
>>224230526ktim but never had anything more than a scale and polish my whole lifedentists seething
havent been to the dentist in years and my teeth are a wreck scared to go you see
we must begin liquidating the biomass at once
I go to the city once a month and it rains on that day. Ah!
>>224230573>other nanyour nan were a lezzer?
>>224230573stop it man I feel bad thinking about these old women buying these things to try and stay cognitively intact I don't want to think that will happen to my loved ones or indeed me la la la
>>224230582same but my teeth are great
>>224230587no i have two sets of grandparents are your parents siblings or summit
Mousey in /brit/: Xfm Mousey on Patreon: Extras Mousey in Mousecord: Alley Cats
Berg breakfast
RubyGrangerSexualArse
>>224230596sorry
>>224230606fat bastard
might volunteer at a food bank
>>224230617Rude and unnecessary
Stop saying I'm in your discord or that I have a discord you subhumans
>>224230624well sorry but he is
>>224230624Shut up tranny. Animal abuse btw
Spaino: Mickey Pearce
>>224230618If I deposit an egg at the food bank will is mature into eggs Benedict with time?
glod
>>224230606sitting at the table, thinks he's one of us
warning this thread has reached bump limit
>>224226504>>224226504>>224226504
Get it made layabouts
>>224230709>>224230709>>224230709
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
