latex edishold: >>224228871
Mousecord
Update: he's loafing
Have to be taxi to toil as it's raining significantly
dreamt that i knocked up a korean woman
sunday roast>everything else
>>224230726much does that set you back
>>224230721he nice
>>224230726Get in my car. I'll drive you *r*pe*
>>224230737Like £5 or £6
>>224230721>leafy garden>sliding back patio doors>oak furniture land dining tableit's giving tarq
>>224230721damn this nigga ancient
>>224230726Invest in an umbrella
>>224230736might have one this sunday now the weather has turned
someone is in my parking spot >:( :(
>>224230746thats not so bad i suppose
If i ever seen one those yankee dogs come down to Sollefteå, Västernorrland County I'd hop out my suburban house, put my blue jeans on, jump in my ford focus and run his fat ass over blasting some Taylor
>>224230748thats cheap furniture you clueless troglodyte
>>224230759Hate when that happens. Had this guys car towed the last time he didn't bother turning up for hours so I had it removed
>>224230751Hey Brucie, you still choosin' texas lad?
how long should I wait for them to leave
rorke goes undercover
>>224230752I have some fold up ones but they aren't suitable for this kind of rain. I need to get a proper sturdy umbrella desu>>224230761Yh but it still stresses me out I like walking to work and listening to music to mentally prepare myself
boggles my mind when I see cunts getting a taxi to and from my work, where we get paid like 13 quid an hour. That's like an hour or two of our work day's pay gone just getting to and from the job. How do these people not go insane? buy a bicycle, buy a car. Do ANYTHING other than pay for the privilege of getting to work.
Die motherfucker die motherfucker die
>>224230773why do they do it
>>224230748>>224230766The chairs were pretty cheap, have had them for like 12 years nowAlmost got scammed by the Romanian builders for those doors though
>>224230788I almost always walk unless it's pissing it down.I can't ride a bike as I had a stroke as a child and as a consequence I have balance issues.I can't drive a car due to narcolepsy and mental health problems making me want to crash the car constantly.I can't use a bus due to my social anxiety
>>224230783Paid for by Rabbi Goldstein, the same guy who brought them there.
>>224230777im choosing not to read your posts x
>>224230795no need for that is there mouse
good morning i love australians
>>224230783still unclear on why leftypol thinks our country is improved with this culture here
>>224230798Around here it's mostly blacks and Hispanics that do this shit. Every time I've had my space taken it's turned out to be one of them.
mad how they straight up say that mass migration is meant to destroy europe and leftypol still freaks out if you say you dont want it
>>224230822was that the stroke you got off your uncle?
>>224230822Was the taxi driver brown
>>224230840detecting some australia-favouring bias in this post
you'll never guess what dadbergs also gone to baynes this morning and got me a biscuit when he was there couldnt make it up
>I can't ride a bike as I had a stroke as a child and as a consequence I have balance issues.>I can't drive a car due to narcolepsy and mental health problems making me want to crash the car constantly.>I can't use a bus due to my social anxiety
>>224230860i think she was stroking him off, dirty poof her
Just rolling in the (you)s this morning lads it lush
>>224230860s
>>224230842you'll be unsurprised to know who parks in all the family and disabled spaces despite not having families or blue badges in our supermarkets and retail parks
>>224230892Used to optimise my posts for (You)'s and was regularly doing iron man numbers (50+ per thread) then I realised the attention meant nothing and I live an empty slug life.
>>224230860roarscream
>>224230841>>224230858Heard it's because of inflation o algo. Keeping supermarket pay down so that groceries are cheaper. The kebabs are worth it o algo
Employed Woman wearing a safety helmet jerking off her uncle
>>224230878lmao
>>224230876Baynes is "lowkey" better than Greggs
I am going to Lingfield todayto see the horse racings
>>224230930no youre not
>>224230892For getting bullied for having a stroke Wow wow wow wow wowwww
won't do anything today as always
>>224230929it mogs greggs
>>224230886He wasn't molested, that never happened. It was all a big yarn to support his PIP claim. PTSD from historical abuse is a dead cert for getting your false claim accepted, it all gets taken on good faith. It's also the exact lie laid out in the infamous Uncle Remus Guide to Bennies which floats around online.All you need do is ask yourself whether you think it likely that this poster who lies about every aspect of his life suddenly and miraculously told the truth about being molested by a long-dead mysterious uncle.
>>224230903Astonishing i heard American blacks were only reprehensible beings because whites made them that way. Yet they're the same everywhere! Surely the authorities will take note of this and start demanding they behave lok
>history in a nutshell
*clicks prune dead threads*
they're bastards
shekelsberg has been checking everyone's claude history to make sure we're only using it for work related stuffi didn't realise he could export EVERYTHING even stuff you delete, so he's most likely seen my poo roaring questions
>>224230919weird cos supermarket employ only a fraction of the staff they did 20 years ago because of self checkouts. so you'd think that wouldn't be a problem
>>224230948Sad what a bastard then. CSA is a real life long affliction that makes me want to kms daily I'm a complete freak
>>224230878>I can't drive a car due to narcolepsy and mental health problems making me want to crash the car constantlythis bit is too fake and gayrewrite immediately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwxpMIEZ9fg
>>224230936Yes I'm and you can attend also
>>224230876empire biscuit?
Can't believe he's gone. Loved Beadle's About when I were a lad.
>>224230996aye
>>224230972he tracks absolutely everyrhing, i refuse to connect my phone to the toil wfi
>>224231001living the life i wish i had
>>224231002desu with claude i get it, i looked at my usage and i'm spending over $1000 a month on tokens
Lake Constance, or Bodensee, lies at the meeting area of Germany, Austria and Switzerland in Central Europe.
Mousey can you shut the fuck up about your discord server you vile little.pervert probably wanking with a butt plug in and you ejaculate all over yourself and leave it to dry that's how disturbed you are (sounds quite sexy actually lol)
get the oceans drained and the water boiled within ten trillion miles of data centre pipes cooling computers forced to answer questions about nothing over and over and over until there's nothing leftunironically
brit is where love blossoms
>>224231033trip on you weird fucking cunt
remember oceania the night club
>>224231063he cant. he had it banned for posting cp
>>224230981the point is to get you to call out it being obviously bollocks because that means you replied and he gets his hit
Right I'm having that last Tesco cornetto now
Is hating China a leftoid or rightoid thing to do in yankland?
>>224231093right obviously. china is gommunist.
>>224231093thinks its a pretty neocon thing to doi think leftists try to pretend its still socialist so they can have a win
>>224231064Our ugly mate chatted up a fit girl at the Bristol once for about an hour to our surprise only for her to turn out to be a prozzie That's my memory of Oceana that's how it was spelt btw ok
oh he's choosin' alright
>>224231113the bristol one was nice in the early 2010s. would never go there now with all the lil zoomers and deanos.
>>224231111whats this from theni like tights
filling up my /brita/ going "right, well, that's water filtered, then"
>>224231141caroline pierce and that other lesbian girl who is in ever lesbian porn
>>224231144im going to repost this later and get more traction on the post
>>224231093rightoid, they just like/dislike what trump tells them
>>224231156Lefties don't care that china rounded up the Muslims and put them in camps?
Poland is not choosin' Texas. They have their own proud culture.
it doing a rain
>>224231144Englanders changing the filters and batteries on their BRITA™ filter 10 hours prior to their next scheduled cup of tea.Scottish bulls filling the kettle (and English fannies) right then and there in the moment. Pure, fresh, clean wa'ah straight from the tap. With a monthly water bill of £0.00 (it's all paid for by English taxpayers you see).
Molesting my own arse at 0.00001mph
>>224231188based
>>224231179i remember my leftypol mate conjuring up all sorts of excuses about this lol
Welshers shagging a sheep
Installing a reverse osmosis filter and remineraliser to remove the female hormones, microplastics, blue-green algae and lead from the water I drink to hydrate myself when I'm wearing dresses and wanking my arsehole slack
Scotch water isn't free it's bundled in to their council taxOf course though they are too thick to know this
right well that's a naked lady in a sink
Limescale is literally just calcium it's little wonder the Scots are all so frail
>>224231098>>224231188>it's all paid for by English taxpayers you seeWoah, Scotland is Israel?
>messaging female friend>all going great, tell her I have a small favour to ask and she enthusiastically accepts>ask her to pass my contact onto a mutual friend and tell her to maybe message >friend immediately stops respondingWe were exchanging messages with a few mins between right up until I dropped the request to hit me up with her friend, and now she hasn't responded in half an hour. Should I just kill myself now bros? I'm already on the sex offenders register, aren't I?
>>224231210that one large asf pot that sits in the sink every day because you can't be bothered to wash it
Remember that time I fell asleep during my dental hygienist appointment and I woke up to her straddling my rock hard cock
>>224231261yeah you remember that do you
>>224231254Loser freak
All this Scotch talk has me thinking about Limmy's absolutely hilarious Dolly Parton joke from yesterday. Oooo how we laughed and laughed
>>224231188they did a green day at primary school and told us to put a milk bottle full of water in the toilet cistern to bring the water level up so you would flush with less.came home and asked my dad if we could do that and he said it was stupid because we don't pay extra for water. now i see jealous westmonster was just trying to pull a fast one on us.
>>224231188This is your daily reminder that Scotland's water contains far fewer of the essential minerals than that of England, leading to terrible teeth and osteoporosis.
>>224231254idiot
>>224231249
>>224231287utter bullshit. you must be retarded to think you can get away with lying like this in 2026.
>>224231218Council tax is the same regardless how much water we use up here. I can leave every tap in my house on all month and my council tax will be the same next month as it is this month. You pay for my water.
>>224231299Yet another Scotchman crying after humiliation at the hands of an ANGLO? Lovely :)
Overfeeding pets to obesity is worse than having sexual romantic relationships with their pets
>>224231310most "canny" scot
>>224231317ok
>>224231317TRVKE
Got caught eating fesces in lingerie
*yawns* yeah is that a truth nuke yeah fascinating
>>224231317Animals are mentally just like children.
>>224231337fish don't wear negligee lol
Dentist done, teeth bled to shit by the hygienist, now gotta pay £800 to get a crown on my tooth that I had a root canal on a few years back. Beyond grim
>>224231267>>224231289Did I do something wrong?How come everyone on reddit and his dog does this kind of thing, but then the second I finally build up the courage to do it and finally get it in my head that its normal and acceptable to ask women on dates, suddenly its no longer ok.This world isn't for me, I think I'm resigned to that now.
>>224231279When I bought my house we had a fucking giant mega 70s cistern that took a month to fill up and would blow through a tsunami of water for every flush so I popped a couple of bricks in there to keep it sensible.
>>224231349corrrr
>>224231363should have looked after them better then
weather is dead muggy todaydont like it
take that thong out yo bussy nigga
Nick Barmby
>>224231364What's probably happened is rather than just doing what you've asked (foolish to think a woman would do that) is that she's now gossiping with the friend about you and whether there's any interest whatsoever. If the friend doesn't find you completely repulsive in the first place she'll be asking for more info on you, there's a chance the one you know will be sabotaging you here. There's still a chance you'll get a reply, but probably evert girl on this group now knows you fancy this one and will be discussing the ramifications thereof. You might be fine, you might be fucked.
women are raging in the morning meeting. must be doing a period or something
>>224231395Too wet to wear shorts to sweaty to wear trousers. I'm stuck in a hell of my own making.
>>224231395Big storm on the way apparently. Looking forward to it.
Storm Rorke
they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
>>224231440Better off with shorts in the rain because wet legs will dry but wet trousers or jeans stay wet.
>>224231418Ok thats slightly reassuring desu. Just very noticeable that she hasn't responded at all to me. If I was in her shoes, I would respind to me saying "ok, I'll see what I can do", and THEN go to the groupchats to shit talk me.
When is 4chan gonna join the 2020s and allow support for emojis?
>>224231492during brief periods where they were enabled people just spammed big blocks of random emojis
>>224231492it does though
>>224231492you can do it in filenames
watching the every zeducation jumpscare from the past year video on the zeducation extras channel
>>224231492you mongs cant be trusted not to spam
>you wouldn't fuck ANY of your family.members? I would. I'd fuck her I mean at least one of em. Mental how fit shit is lol. No I'm not telling you which and I hid that info in a different tangent I made for someone else that doesn't have this info, like the demiurge
>>224231515this is more pathetic than anything else i've ever read on /brit/
Mental how fit she is
>>224231550first day here? i bet you haven't even watched the video im talking about
>>224231574i know what you are
met a st bernard called beethoven yesterday
>>224231581go on then what am i (you have no clue)
>>224231581Ominous
https://youtu.be/1LZ7t3lDi-0?is=DT7K_mVWr7z2pHKV
>>224231593no you didnt be quiet
feel like im spiritually med
>>224231604vile slug
farting up a storm
>>224231558my mum?
well then, that's the pericoronitis flaring up again
>>224231631how could a slug post on /brit/? THINK
Boringest part of my job is doing the change control and justification of why I want to do something before actually doing the work. I've got a thing that will take maybe half an hour of actual work but will take longer to do the garbage paperwork and literal weeks to be discussed ad nauseum by the retard management. Fed up really, this will be the only piece of work I do today.
>>224231638because your diet consists of haribos and bingham meals you limaceous runt
>met a st bernard called beethoven yesterday
teams just spending £100 mill+ on mystery meat players i never heard of footy is so dead
>>224231637Depends how old you are
>BoringestESL moment
>>224231653money laundering
Here in the USA we sell 2-liters of pop, gallons of milk, quarts of orange juice, and we have our very own pint that it different from a British pint. It's all very confusing.
>>224231665midwit post
>>224231663you must be the intelligentest man in the /brit/
>>224231643Used to work somewhere where I didn't really need to seek approval for anything and I was super productive and delivered great workNow I work somewhere with absolutely heaps of garbage to get literally anything done and it's the complete opposite, would not care if I got fired for checking out because they've built up a mountain of shit to do even the most basic of things
>>224231678yeah I was well serious mate
At toil now. My ALDI jacket smells weird like damp. Could be cat urine smell
>>224231638Sounds like an Italian hard cheese
>>224231649It's because I have impacted molars actually lad
>>224231674Not confusing if that's been the way your entire life
>>224231630It's because we're descended from Trojans, led here by Brutus 3,000 years ago
>>224231653racist and antisemitic post
Blahaj gang
tranny coworker has come in smelling like piss
>>224231697probably because you dont brush your teeth
I sometimes remember that over 50% of my taxes go to paying our debt interest, welfare and the NHS, the majority of which is because of old people.I also remember I pay over £200 a month on council tax, the majority of which goes to adult social care, which is because of old people.I remember when I go for a drive to the shops, and get stuck behind some old cunt doing 25 in a 40. I then remember I have to meander around old people in the shops when they just stop and block entire aisles.I remember that we had to lock down the entire country for a mild flu because it would kill old people.I remember how old people got free higher education and then pulled the ladder up after themI remember how old people live in empty £900K houses that they bought for £25k thanks to Thatchers right to buyThen when I remember all this I just get angry at old people
what's the indian sounding song that was somehow played on uk radios a few years agoit started off with a fast beat like dingadingodingodingodin and then some pajeet singing
>>224231727erm no sweaty
>>224231690It's so fucking stupid, I've got things that need to be done that I literally can't do because the IT director is a retard. Like I've done literally thousands of firewall upgrades over the years but I can't do this one site because it's temporarily closed, which really makes it a perfect candidate for testing. The job is so fucking easy but I'm legitimately bored of how little actual engineering work I'm allowed to do and considering moving somewhere busier.
>>224231734punjabi MC
I swear they're fucking with the atmosphere
>>224231734punjabi mc
>>224231747this person and fart slave should link up
>>224231734Mundian to Bach Ke
>>224231750>>224231754thanks found it should have just done this
no luck catching those brown people then?
Very, very dark outside. Thunderberg and Lighningstein about to pay a visit.
and WHY THE FUCK did that indian song become so popular here?
Drinking one of those clever little coffee bag tings
>>224231734you can just type dingadingodingodingodin indiahttps://youtu.be/x9WO2ieJMYk
Scared of some other video they took even though the first one wasn't real. Hope it wasn't something bad or that it can be normal instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJDjVC35-PM
wow dats grate bro wat r u doin bro
It's raining.Hard.Comfy.
>>224231780Because it's sovl It's like Pakistani. Indians were cooler before they started the Pakistani hate (I was a Pakistani jihad a ford escort on a border crossing or something and it was the exact same as that video)
msg for brekkie
>>224231751>>224231779you vil die of heat exhaustion and be happy
fit how mental she is
I was lost between borders *Mundian To Bach Ke starts playing*
>>224231755Don't say fart slave, it's repulsive
>>224231833
Dadbergs acting like an absolute black nigger from the Congo this morning
>mfw Emma Watson walks into the room
>>224231822Sometimes I think it's my fault but whatever. It all turned out the best
>>224231850was watching this one last night
>>224231848tell him not us
>mental how fit she ishttps://files.catbox.moe/37k189.gifMy owner
not gonna click that
why has mousepaedo leaned so heavily into bestiality?
>>224231887heathermong
>>224231846No I don't like this please take it away
shouldn't have deleted my twitter account. i could have been balls deep in sideways jap fanny by now
>>224231896I'll click it for you and have a lil wank
Are Pryzm clubs still a thing? Used to go to quids in when I was an 18 year old little virg
>>224231907Fine, me as the horseNeeds more training... 3/6 both ways
>>224231922yeah they are but it's literally all 18-21 year olds. you'll feel like giga unc even at 28
wwyd if your willy fell off
>>224231936>you'll feel like giga unc even at 28ktim on /brit/
>>224231948put on a skirt and pretend to be girl
>Humidity: 90%90 Jeremy?that's insane
>>224231955Unc
the sky where I am is so dark right now
>>224231956w faps
>>224231973get ready to be fucked by zeus
i'm 37
>>224231992Unc
knights cider whiskey cocktail down the hatchpost some bangers
Dr House was being a dickhead for no particular reason
>>224231962tends to happen when it rains lad
>>224231992i turn 37 in a couple of weeks
Birdbergs are going mentalUsually an ominous sign
>>224231846what i don't understandhe's a fart slave so im guessing he's after smelling thembut he's got the nose covered upor does he want the farts in his eyesthat's not very sanitary
something is cumming
>>224232007narrows it down to every single episode
immafuckingcum
>>224232013Maybe he gets lads to fart into a pipe like the fart mask in Jackass
I understand the unsettling uncanny valley aesthetics of liminal spaces except I don't get what's creepy about the backrooms at all. It's just walls and carpet. Don't get the indoor pool thing either.
um hello hi hey is this the place to discuss british culture
>>224231973its called night time its ok
>>224232011me too actually i was lying. my birthday is on the 9th
>>224232058australia has posted the petera joyous occasion
>>224232058hey peter
>>224232062it's good to prepare
>>224232038Dr House when somebody politely asks him to stop being a pain the arse
>>224232058when you post gif I expect gif
>>224232058here he is, the legend x
*vanishes from the gene pool *
crazy
>>224232058haha is that Peter from family guy? Here's your (you)
>>224232101my cousins all have kids so a smidge of my genes will continuenot in an incest baby kind of way
>>224232069/brit/posters when they see an unsucked aussie cock:>>224232077>>224232087>>224232091>>224232111
had a very contemplative and moody incel night walk and saw lots of creeping things out of the corner of my eye
>>224232109I reckon something like this happened in the ancient Near East and that's how we have Gilgamesh/Noah.
>>224232124
>>224232135scroll up cuh look who's here
mad how the word 'fewer' will completely vanish from usage because people just say 'less' for everything now
>>224232165and that's a good thing.there's a reason everyone says "less". it sounds natural. whereas "fewer" is just something to say to please the pedants.
>>224232165>Will>Will >Soon>2 more weeks>It will Shut up
>>224232193you living in the presenti admire that
does everyone suddenly have to do some work shit or something
just applied a hot compress
My cousin married her step brother, which although technically isn't incest is still weird. She was getting pretty old and wanted kids and he was a dork and rich so I guess it made sense.
Want a shower but there are now 3 (THREE) wasps in the bathroom and the window doesn't even open. Need an extractor fan but one that extracts wasps. Also need these spiders out of business pronto if they're not catching wasps the vile cowards
>>224232193Truly present and taking each day as it comes. A modern day buddha
anyone else get a stiffy from thisfeels a bit serial killy how much it arouses me when I see women crying
i dont feel good
>>224232235sounds like a good transactional mutual agreement
Slowed that .gif down
>>224232235did they grow up together or what
>>224232165yes less people use it now
>>224232235Giwtwm. Need to get rich
>>224232245use the hoover mate
dinner is served
>>224232245Mate they're breeding
>>224232235would be illegal if it was a porn
>>224232245can of lynx and a lighter
>>224232245nigga's bathroom is an outhouse
>>224232291delete this
>>224232109The forces of nature in Nepal are very strong. I've been there
>>224232313Burnham's Britain. He's getting results already.
i'm riding the dick
>>224232277Would be a great idea but mine doesn't have the long extension bit, and I have a phobia of wasps and bees so I don't want to get near them. I'll just not eat so I don't have to poo, and wash and piss in the bedroom sink. Might poo at my mates if it comes to that. Hopefully they'll just eventually die. Wish I could put a trap out but apparently they only work outdoors because they'll attract more wasps.
>>224232353TARQ
leftyRorke doing something
>>224232356Hi
>>224232261Met when they were teenagers I think. I expect he always fancied her and she was like "nah I can do better" but then she couldn't
not sure this waspmong gimmick has much legs
>>224232294I reckon there's a nest in the roof space or something. I taped up the cracks in the ceiling and wall but they're still getting in somehow.>>224232304I heard about my brothers mate who did this and it exploded and blew off two of his fingers.
>>224232399got 6 of them i reckon
>>224232390this post should do some serious numberssomething for everyone
>>224232313Really shit AI, the text on the road that should say stop is just gibberish. Which is a shame because I'd like it if the police did do their fucking jobs and protect innocent people for a shame
>>224232399It's not a gimmick it's stressing me out.
>>224232429the people's post
>>224232431my favourite is portcullis house now being on oxford street
Not sure about this being stressed out gimmick, not doing it for me I'm afraid
gimmickcritic gimmick is making some decent headway
https://youtube.com/shorts/l1a_QDQa_zM?is=wJRUT1GeL7Qe6cGaThis is the song btw. Ive been looking for it for 6 months. Song name? It's from a coomer FnF style game
for me it's the driver's leg telescoping around the open door and into the rider's back
Pjezt thread should be kitasan throwing Agnes into a helicopter propeller op
>>224232482also a bus that isn't 100% covered in adverts
very hyped for the upcoming ww2 weatherman film about a weatherman trying to predict the weather in ww2
>>224232502can take it or leave it me
>>224232512fucking nazi
>>224232482For me it's the fact police are catching a brown criminal, completely unrealistic
methinks a new thread might be in order
Wish we could just institutionalise the bottom 1% of society, just lock them away on a remote island forever. Should be a law that if you commit very violent or sexual crimes, or get arrested more than 15/20 times for twatty little offences, you just get removed from society.
get the wasps jarred
>>224232502Mein Fuhrer... es ist cloudy
Me tink me gwan bake de new bread
SpongeBob rape guy pants okay
>>224231987 new
NEW>>224232582>>224232582>>224232582
>>224232563lol look at him, absolutely seething, hopping and flapping around his little jar prison
>>224232595just like me
>>224232595her it was a big queen
