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Early faggot.
Brock Lesnar became a Canadian and lives in Canada
Hey guys, MrBeast here.TODAY IM GIVING 50 PEOPLE50 CARS
Why is this happening?
I'm horny >>224227409GET HIS ASS
enough politics. let's talk gock.
>>224227415MR BASED
im an indian
Do you enjoy hot sauce?
>>224227414>After his illness Lesnar initially sought treatment in Canada, but later told reporters that he had received "Third World treatment" at a hospital in Brandon, Manitoba and that seeking better treatment in the United States saved his life. Lesnar went on to criticize Canadian health care furtherHe really is Canadian
I miss Justin Trudeau
>>224227429My condolences
>>224227446Yeah
>>224227446For me it's cholula
i saw some groundhogs today on the side of the road
>>224227456Trump is getting his ass kicked by Canada right now. Trudeau was weak.
>>224227456He's still around, raising another man's kids like he was always destined to do.
holy fuck this anime goes crazy what the fuck
>>224227470As much as I hated Turdeau, it's the opposite. Carney is far weaker.
>>224227416One of the most common rashes, called ringworm, is caused by a fungus, and it is contagious. It basically just suggests that he lives in filth and doesn’t take care of himself, which was already apparent.
Imagine you saw some shit that makes you question wether you live in reality or in capeshit like a man turning into an alien before your very eyes and they rape you or something then on the hospital a negroe of relative size writes this out how do you react without sounding mad? Would you even trust hes not just an insane schizophrenic that slipped in or would your sense of reality be completely fucked to the point this 80s supervillain might as well be a real glowie?
You guys can't stop talking about politics enjoy your 3 day vacation
>>224227507Nobody mentioned anything about that we are talking about fictional /cum/ characters pertaining to the /int/ board
Im just supposed to work almost everyday for the rest of my life.
>>224227470We shouldn't have imposed any tariffs. That only hurts us. I'm fine w/ no American alcohol on Canadian liquor store shelves, however. That doesn't apply to American brands bottled in Canada, however, so we can still get our Bud and Fireball.
skibidi
How's your short term memory doing these days?
What goes through your mind when you hear this song?>https://youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZE
if you guys won't stop talking about politics i'll take my gocks somewhere else
>>224227468I love them
>>224227524You could start sticking up banks tomorrow, niggas choose to be wageslaves then cry about it
>>224227524Yup and then retire at age 99 and die the next day
>>224227532"I should put on better music"
We can't talk about politics, only pee pee poo poo/wahmen/my life sucks
>>224227526'Member when the CBC and the rest of our media smugly said tariffs are just a tax passed on to the consumer then immediately turned around and praised our PM for giving us tariffs?
>>224227507Actually, I was talking about Asmongold giving his yellow fever ringworm fungus
>>224227528better, I can think of ideas and remember to search engine them later to learn more without forgetting
>>224227542I think the smarter move is to work at the bank and steal a bit everyday No one gets away with wholesale bank robbery anymore
>>224227555>believing streamer clickbaitNGMI
>>224227565The smarter move is to own a bank and steal a little bit from society every day via usury
My feet hurt so bad The pain is unreal. Cut my feet off and just be done with it . I can get peg legs like a pirate
>>224227565>No one gets away with wholesale bank robbery anymoreYeah but it's FAVSTIAN
I'm just a poe boy from a poe famiry
>>224227573We can't all be Jewish
>>224227574ARE YOU A FAT DIABETIC
pee pee poo poo wahmen my life sucks
>>224227555Asmongold is a servant of nurgle
The worst part about wageslaving isn't the slaving itself but all the groveling rituals of deference you must perform to your superiors
>>224227588So true
>>224227588based
Stupid negro let it reach at least 340 replies b4 doing a new threadnow no one would be able read my philosophical dilemmas>>224227393
Why did Hitler target the Jews when he could have genocided the jeets instead
>>224227586No I'm relatively lanky
Was 117AD the most aesthetic borders or nah?
Eating dinner. Homemade chicken croquettes, lentils, rice, and steamed carrots
>>224227616Because he unironically liked jeets
>>224227616India's population in the 1930s was less than the USA's now, and British India included Pakistan, Bangladesh and Burma too
>>224227596u deserve what u endure/put up with/etclike my nigga ye saidslavery was an option
>>224227616Why would Hitler genocide Aryans?
>>224227596I never have to do those. My supervisor almost never actually talks to me. I basically do nothing all day for 27.42 an hour
>>224227616>>224227628India wasn’t really on Hitler’s agenda. It was the Japanese who created an Indian nationalist organization, and tried to create a little army for them. Didn’t really pan out because Japan’s military failed to push very deep into India
Lovecraft didnt like Indians, but he didn't really like southerners either
Domino's deliveryjeet can't find my unit even though I included clear instructions. Guess who's not getting a tip? I mean I wouldn't have tipped anyways but the guy can go fuck himself regardless.
Is this cool
>>224227639The Nazis made fun of Slavs for being “mongrels,” and Indians’ Aryan DNA is far more diluted than Russians.
>>224227620if only u added to this germany scandi countries and the whole continent of america before negros and mestizos then yeah
>>224227646Lovecraft haaated Italians
>>224227643>Didn’t really pan out because Japan’s military failed to push very deep into IndiaIt also didn't work because like 99% of India's population remained loyal to the British, jeets always retcon this aspect of their history
>>224227528Awfull, and then suddenly as if i was witnessing a murder. Adderall withdrawal for a few days, i felt like i was only half awake, ans then now ive been so awake I can't sleep and the same ugly thoughts run into my mind one by one like they were having a spitroast
>>224227652-500,000,000 social credit
short term memory is shot
>>224227647they probs spit in it if not tip
>>224227618FIX YO FUCKIN FEET NIGGA
The delivery driver turned out to be an old Chinese man, very friendly but I still did not tip him.
im glad president kikebaum put herself in a position where helping the us is what she doesnt want to do because her head is way too far up her fat pussy and she has to do it anyways
>>224227681Why no tip?
>>224227661He hates anything that wasn't a northern WASP
>>224227666While it probably is true that they seem to have a propensity for servility, it also would be retarded to openly side with the Japanese when they were only occupying like 1% of the British Raj in some remote corner of it
>>224227666>jeets always retcon this aspect of their historyWell yeah no kidding half of their politicians were installed by the British, I wouldn't go quietly either
>>224227652-10000 social credit
>>224227642Whats your job
>>224227682I'd love to eat her fat pussy
>>224227686He'd probably hate me for being a quarter Greek. It's okay though I forgive him, his stories are too kino
>>224227686Hated*
>>224227661
Letting the 'za cool off for a bit.>>224227685They're already being paid by the hour, I'm not paying for them just to do their fuckin jobs.
>>224227528irrelevant as im not a goy that wageslaves so i dont care if i forget anything i have aaaaaallllllllll the time in the world to remember
>>224227680I'm cutting them off. This model is defective . Need to get new ones
>>224227682Que o que o como o que paso
>>224227689Jeets will also cry about the Bengal Famine being a heckin' genocide but ignore how a jeet was in charge of that region and he was literally sending cables back to London saying everything was fine lol
>>224227699Lovecraft was initially critical of the French Canadians in New England, but purportedly softened his stance after visiting Quebec proper and falling in love with it
>>224227682shes a puppet of larry fink
when we goon together do you pretend you're gooning with someone else
Kathleen Kennedy is a stupid bitch who ruined Lucasfilm.
>>224227717How about the Bagel Famine
>>224227681asshole lowk
>>224227734Ain't no bagel famines at my house brother
>>2242277261 in the Fink, 2 in the Stink
>>224227616Did you know that Gandhi wrote a letter to Hitler?
>>224227747Saying what?
Here are ten types of properties to buy before your third birthday
>>224227747>Saar this is Heinrich Himmler from the SS kindly do the needful and send me 500,000 reichsmarks in Mercedes Benz gift cards
Listening to some "The Beatles" right now
>>224227692I'm a surveillance technician at a casino. Basically I fix and install cameras
Anyone u know is watching the leagues cup games?seems like is slowly pickin up but americans love their negros so they will never watch a sport that is dominated by white and brown ppl
reminder that amerijeets are losing another war against muslims
>>224227747Jeets made a movie about this that was unintentionally a comedy
>>224227761You must be popular with the gamblers
>>224227759they look like girls you fuckin fag LMAO
>>224227754>Saaar pls pree Bharat! Bharat and Germany together stronk! Please send young German girl Bob and vagene
>>224227759I used to be cruel to my womanI BEAT her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
>>224227764Mexicans are still losing another war against obesity
why are so many americans troons or thirdieball watchers now?
>>224227745brilliant>>224227764i wonder when will muslims and jeets in usa and canada gonna start killing eachother
>>224227774Maybe if we still hit some of the women they would start acting right
>>224227754Asking him about thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1935_Saar_status_referendum
>>224227754To not invade Poland
>>224227781weak anglo culture thus adopting someones elses the only option that and jews
>>224227783I've got to admit it's getting better (better)A little better all the time (it can't get no worse)I have to admit it's getting better (better)It's getting betterSince you've been mineGETTING SO MUCHBETTER ALL THE TIME
The butt of an 18 year old Canadian boy smells similar to melted vanilla ice cream mixed with laundry soap
>>224227785what race is left
>>224227767I work day shift so it's 90% elderly people who don't give about anything but pressing the spin button on slots
The walrus was Paul!
>>224227802Fuck off alreadyYou are unironically the worst poster in this general
>>224227803Italian
Americans aren't going to be able to figure out this wordle
>>224227808I like him.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787599972827320.mp4
>>224227808Better than any namefag
>>224227819I don't.He makes me want to throw up
>>224227809cap
>>224227802idc about that. What about Canadian girls
>>224227821This is peak zoomer humor btw they will stare at stuff like this for hours
>>224227829He's playing mixed doubles right meow
>>224227821are turtles/tortoises aryan coded?
>>224227843the tan makes him look african and white mixed
Indians be like "Hello sar I am Parikshit Sukkdeep and this is my wife Fukmeet Shitcunt"
>>224227860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjuyxdJZ1mI
America does not have a single majority-minority district in the entire country and stating otherwise is antisemitic
>>224227879>guy named gagmeat>spend his entire career gagging on turdeau's meatNominative determinism gets another W
>>224227761That sounds nice. I want a chill maintenance job like that
Brian is the winner of worst poster award, he also probably found out AIDS is real
>>224227893India and Israel deserve eachother.
>>224227860I voted for Sukhdeep Baals
>>224227904Brian and Jason don't even post here anymore
>>224227783This is a niggerish thought but some nigger ideas have a modicum of truth in them. Niggers have always been close to the primal beating heart of reality
Carney has outsourced negotiations with the US to an Indian firm
>>224227528It's great.
>>224227910Jason posts but doesn't draw attention to himself anymore
Literally every single African at my job fucking reeks of BO. It's not a race thing. The American blacks don't smell. I don't know if they just don't shower or if it's what they eat, but they fucking reek
well it finally happened god played his hand and revealed hes going to kill me with demonic dream niggers. my life has 99% nigger saturation now
>>224227907
>>224227917He unironically appointed an American democrat as his COO (Canadians need not apply)
>>224227917BREAKING Orange Faggot sends $100B worth of Google Play Store gift cards to the Prime Minister’s Office
>>224227922Thirdies do not care about BO, it's not even a meme or anything they really don't.
You look like this
>>224227930He also recommended a firm he worked for to leave Canada for the US
at least one of you has got to be a woman
>>224227949At least 2 of his kids live in the US, right now...
>>224227959It's you. Congratulations!
>>224227939You only care about it because you fell for the Hygiene Jew and you've been raped into caring what women and faggots think
>>224227961Can we actually like deport them like we did with those Iranians?
>>224227969Anon got that funky stank
>>224227959Yeah and will you have sex with me?
>>224227971It would be extremely funny if l'homme orange did that. Like a top 10 funny moment.
>>224227961This is foreign interference… Erect Smol PP with his Afro-Latinx migrant wife instead!
>>224227945where did u get this pic of me delete it
>>224227973And I had sex just yesterday meanwhile you smell like a bowl of fruit and carcinogens and how wet is your scalded cock
>>224227969This dude stinks. Probably a skid mark on every pair of undies he owns
>>224227983Nah we're just at that thirdie status where we bad mouth the US publicly while all our elites have all their investments there and their children studying/living in the US too. Even our former CBC president lived in Brooklyn and refused to live in Canada full-time.
One of Carney's sons is a tranny which almost makes too much sense
>>224227999IIRC he sent them to a special tranny school overseas as well, the one all the weird elites send their kids to so they'll troon out.
>>224227998>Even our former CBC president lived in Brooklyn and refused to live in Canada full-time.Wasn’t that person just an American from Brooklyn
>>224227989Bizarre jeet justifying his smell with bobs & vagene
>>224228000>8000
Deodorant is riddled full of carcinogens and endocrine disruptors. Body wash contains fragrances that often have endocrine disruptors Everytime you use hygiene products you're functionally feminizing yourself
>>224227999>One of Carney's sons is a tranny which almost makes too much senseSorry but xey are an FtM pooner
Brobster sisque
>>224228007>Catherine Tait isn't Canadian o algoNigga just insists on posting fake info
>>224228013I shower using a bar of Castile soap with natural eucalyptus scent
>>224228013indians don't use soap and they're the least masculine of all men, how do you explain this
>>224228025Damn this bitch busted
>>224228013Even if you believe this showering everyday with just the water will make you stink less. I would bet a thousand dollars you have a shitty asshole
今日の晩ご飯、何?
Why would you choose to live in Brooklyn as a foreigner? That's like choosing to live in East Cleveland.
>>224228013This. Cold water is all you need. Men walking around will all their pheremones rinsed, smelling like oatmeal & lilac wondering why they are unlucky with women.
>>224228006What school is that
hello creampies
>>224228034If you asked me to imagine the sort of hag who would be president of CBC this is exactly who I would envision
>>224228034Is that a tranny?
>>224228041She lived in a $5.4 million dollar mansion
>>224228046L'école de nouage de nœuds coulants, campus de Paris
>>224228034>>224228048>PROBLEMATIC GLASSES HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED
I don't care about troons in women's sports. If they want equal pay they should play against men too
>>224227808What does your boy butt smell like?
its becoming problematic
>>224228044What about smelling like a chili cheese corn chip? Because that's what you smell like
>>224228057L’École des «femmes» de Molière
>>224228054It's a 5 million dollar building in New York it was more likely a tenement building built by Giuseppe the tuberculosis having Italian in 1910
im mentally ill
anime style on this bitch
>>224228068Eau de pet
>>224228080We know.
>>224228080Same
>>224228080I'm mentally TRILL
>>224228075No idea what it looked like but she tried to hide all this too btw Canada is an incredibly anti-transparency country
>>224228080
What's your opinion on gay couples having children
>>224228108Doesn't matter to me at all
Mark Carney more like Mark Clown Ass Nigga
>>224228108Why do gay men always get male children?
>>224228108Legalized child sex trafficking
>>224228108>>224228114>>224228117
>>224228108Wouldn’t they by definition not be gay couples if they’re able to have children?
>>224228120>>224228122Love is love, bigots.
>>224228130what are they planning to do?
>>224228108>>224228117>>224228122There was a scandal that recently flared up in the UK involving a gay adopter raping an infant to death a few years agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Preston_Davey
>>224228138German cars that break even more than they already do
is this what i deserve?
>>224228130Everywhere I look now I see ChatGPT spacing.>>224228139This is literally a Cannibal Corpse song.
>>224228136Those freaks are gonna get lots of love from the homies where they're going. I hear they absolutely GAY CHILD MOLESTERS in prison.
>>224228130>continent with a massive employment crisis>lets bring in another million browns, from india this timeInsanely evil how the modern elites operate, not even the most petty despotic tyrant from the Feudal Age would do this.
Iran needs to surrender right now.To the rhythm!
who remembers this nigga
>>224228039B U S S Y desu
>>224228174Sums up the online jeet izzat behaviour pretty well
>>224228139I just read this. Oh my God how upsetting. I feel sad now.
>>224228130why do these people always LOOK like fucking evil incarnate too? isn't there a term for that, when someone physically looks evil or bad and they are?
>>224228174Thirdies are so funny
I’ve never really paid attention to Dolly Parton, but she seems pretty charming in this interviewhttps://youtu.be/0aXUEWwSkTY
>>224228202You're funny, you fucking guy.
https://youtube.com/shorts/IEtHyb9iGtE
>>224228164
>>224228197>isn't there a term for that, when someone physically looks evil or bad and they are?Not sure if you’re referring to phrenology
>>224228209Protip: change "/shorts/" to "/watch/" to make it a regular video.
>>224228216Protip: don't ever tell me what the fuck to do ever again *spits in your face*
drinking milk
Indians in India tend to be chill but Indian posters under Canada flags are always trying it
>>224228226why?
>>224228216Physiognomy is the term
>>224228223No one can embed your link, retard. Blame Hiro
>>224228226this is an anonymous website goshcel. anyone could be any race or on a vpn unless proven otherwise.
>>224228122Happens more often with straight parents though but you know that already
that mousey looking libertarian girl on twitter got me in a chokehold
>>224228223*shits in your face*Saar you've got a spot...
>>224228226Literally every single diaspora/immigrant anon is far worse than the posters of their home country.
It's imperative that /cum/sters worship gock
as far as I know I'm the only white person here
>>224228259ACKSHUALLY, everyone here is a reptilian
>>>/lit/25493231>>>/lit/25493231>>>/lit/25493231>>>/lit/25493231
>>224228226I think there are more Chinese posting under the leaf than Indians
>Happens more often with straight parents though but you know that already
>>224228271You would know, wumao.
>>224228259i always picture that this general is 90+% white peopleit's disconcerting when someone is proven/claims to be brown
>>224228271used to be true 10 years ago.
IIT = Indian internet theory
>>224227532Perseverance
>>224228280there's a few black anons that post here. most of them seem to be chill but there's one who is VERY uppity and gets buttmad easily over little things.
>>224228310You think a breaking might be in order?
>>224227393America sucks I was i miss osaka and taichung
Mutahar will be the next Canadian PM
>>224228313Most certainly.
Umarucchi playing video games
Listening to jazz right now.
>>224228316America is basedbased Constitution, based history, based people
>>224228336
Ngl it's wild how trashy and ignorant America is
>>224228343
>>224228316>America sucks I was i miss osaka and taichungwould you like to try that again in English?
>>224228358
just noticed Sydney Sweeney has some nice looking tits
America is based
>>224228340>>224228380Nta but America is kind of just hellish I tell people if they wanna experience America just play cyberpunk and GTA or watch idiotarcy
>>224228380is bottom right an ayyyyy?
>>224228389or I could just go to America like I have many times and experience it IRL and see how based it is
>>224228389that's the west in general friendI've been to the US twice (East and West coast) and I enjoyed it very much and the people were very niceThis too shall pass, this tough period
>>224228399Cyberpunk and GTA America is filled with crazy neurotic people Idioarcy The average American experience
>>224228405ntma
>>224228402I didn't experience it in Asia but to be fair Tokyo is overrated
>>224228407shortberg is a redditor????
>>224228407
>>224228407genuinely seems like a chill guy
>Operation Epstein furyabsolutely bodied that dead freak
GTA 6 is gonna suck I can't wait for actual riots to happen
>>224228389>idiotarcy
>>224228444No handouts, bum
Almost 10 pm and it's still 85 degrees
>>224228389>if they wanna experience America just play cyberpunki been saying this for years thats why im euromaxxing cause that was the play in cyberrpunk as well
>>224228459I mean night city has much as crime as most Americans cities plus instead of cyberpyschos we have chimp ours and crash outs
>>224228455It's almost 10 pm and still 100 degrees here
>>22422845578 here
i hate normies so much
Its 21 degrees where Im at
>normies
how to approach women
>>224228481why do you wish to approach women?
>>224228481We like guys who can make us laugh
so...
>>224228486to have sex
>>224228511>>224228511>>224228511>>224228511
USA has the largest Indian population in the world outide of India.
