lovely 'lysa edition
Hey guys, Cody here
>>224236073yo dude
perpetually enraged autistic virgin will be posting his 'lysajaks shortly
>>224236044her chubby cheeks are so cute i just wanna pinch them
get the ugly wojak version posted stat
>>224236067But it's racism that makes Scots so evil. They are the rorkes.
Insert card or select payment type
>>224236073haha he's here
Just laying here on my sofa listening to my work phone making the new email noise over and over again and doing exactly nothing about it
wanking to some creepshots of my chinese colleague's feet
>>224236159i muted my work phone and computer notifications. they're on my time
swaggie baddie
yeah not using this dogshit yellow fever thread
Does/did he post here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLWd4W1-fEo
Why is it that some days coffee hits me like a truck and other days I can drink loads of it and feel fine
>>224236168Yeah laptop is silent but I hardly ever use my phone and I left it on in my bag so it's annoying me. I might treat them with a brief check in a while
>>224236055Do you know how this happened? What have you been doing differently?
>>224236172you really just sit here for 16 hours a day posting from the same rotation of anime girls and soulless tiktok slags dont you sort your life out you utter fucking failure of a person
>>224236224Started taking opioids every day
>>224236236he also grooms children on twitter
>>224236044she looks like a semi convincing trannard
If I'm white, British and have a decent paying job, am I like a 10/10 in 2nd / 3rd world countries? Maybe I should travelling abroad more and take advantage of this
Saw the total eclipse a couple of weeks ago and I'm getting up at 4am tomorrow to watch the lunar eclipseThey're calling it "eclipsemaxxing"
>>224236044amber is doing dancing with the starts on her break, wonder where alysa will turn up
>>224236268me with the jaffa cakes
>>224236246What type/dose? I've recently started taking them as well but only like 100-150mg codeine which gives a decent buzz but wears off pretty quickly.
>>224236073hey how's creg
(mark felton productions intro music, 30 second black and white video montage of nerdy white boys doing zesty caribbean dance)(music fades) Black pussy Changed rorke?
>>224236306"screaming"
>>224236236>>224236260ya seethe
Have we hit peak bottom?
>>224236283You've just reminded me of the existence of Polish cherry jaffa cakes and now I'm sad I can't have any
>>224236260youre a goblin cuckold
looking forward to football and basketball starting soon
>>224236306
>>224236224I feel like it's behavioural activation, understanding how plastic the brain is and that if you have been severely depressed for a while your brain has moulded to that state. Slog through the weeks/months of shit and push yourself and eventually the brain "rewires" itself.I'm still very depressed just noticing If I dont wind myself up about it all the time I'm starting to enjoy TV shows, going to the gym, even just reading /brit/ posts again.Next step is solidifiyng the biological foundationget rid of the excess sugar]get a healthy sleep schedule set upstop the caffeinestart eating like a real person
>>224236348oh no, rorke, what have you done....
bizarre responses
>>224236329they're all flat lmao
>>224236044
>>224236348dios mio.... *does the sign of the cross*
>>224236364hello canadian do u want picking up in the morning pal?
genuinely find him so fascinating
>>224236376would love to shove them up her arse
I have never felt addicted to seeking new content on the internet. I feel content staring at one picture for many hours. Yet I meander about because I have thoughts of uncertainty and nothing to lose.
>>224236329i don't want to see a 40 year old's arse so you can keep it covered up please
>>224236364little hobgoblin creature
>>224236329Thing ispoos and farts come from there
>>224236400vpn OFF bruce
>>224236381I lowkey kinda miss him
>>224236400
It’s fucking pissing it down
>>224236400Such a nonsense list stop posting it already You don't represent /brit/ and you have no relationship to the truth whatsoever
>>224236434no it's not
>>224236434but i thought it was>muh drought
BLACK PUSSY CHANGED RORKE
Doing coffee enemas. Gives me a slight buzz
>>224236400>>224236429me between 3 and 10 six seven
>>224236434strange and potentially hurtful lie
>>224236330The e wedel ones? My Tesco only does raspberry ones now. And it turns out they stopped doing the cherry dark chocolate bars as well the fuckers
6 A.M.Time for bed
>>224236478ktim but 2pm
>>224236434it was last night but not now :/so stop lying please
he love it
>>224236359That's great, thanks. Well done getting through it and congrats on the success. There's hope for anyone who keeps going.
>>224236284I was just joking but seriously stop it the addiction sucks
>Australians don't have cuisi-
sneed
>>224236330>now I'm sadyou've always been sad
>>224236445It changed! The climate changed!
One of my favourite OF twinks is trooning outDownloading his content before he inevitably deletes all his pre-troon content
so nice he saved it nine times
>>224236527happens to the best of us
lashing down
>>224236483s
>>224236445Oh fuck off Rorke climate change is real believe the fucking science
>>224236483scrmmsrfoiji
>>224236558im convinced hes a fucking alien
>>224236439
>>224236558jimothy carparts
>>224236463Yeah they're the ones. Not tried the cherry chocolate bars though they sound absolutely lush. The day tesco stop doing that Polish cherry syrup/squash I'm going to start Aldimaxxing
Going to cook a whole pack of bacon and put the kitchen extractor fan on full so my knobhead neighbours don't get to smell it
get the arses wanked
>>224236570she doesnt look like that
>Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 25% (+2) LAB: 22% (-1) CON: 20% (+2) GRN: 13% (-1) LDM: 11% (=) SNP: 3% (=)burnhammites. it's over
she raped your minds!!!!
Think before you post.
there he is
>>224236493Get off the opioid muck, drugs are terrible for anhedonia in the long term.are you ADHD?
nigga i’m from chiraqif you disrespect me bitch bitch that’s where you die at
>>224236612no mate adhd doesn't exist you see
>>224236509never been depressed a day in my life
>>224236573The chocolate bars are very good if you like dark chocolate. The strawberry ones are good if you prefer milk chocolate. Crazy how the Poles make confectionery that's so much better than British stuff now. Never thought of them doing good food.
>>224236570mad how badly she mindraped you
granberg on the 'ss
it not right
https://opr.news/2e5678e8260827en_gb?link=1 Holy shit
Listening to Debussy and reading Balzac
>>224236634do this to every boomer
>>224236634YES!!GET THE PENSIONERS SQUASHED!!
>>224236620Objectively does
>>224236635i heard he did some bad things
going back to the 1980s in doc martin's delorean and getting prime mike tyson to use my family jewels as a speedbag
>>224236612I'm not ADHD, and I'm actually working on my attention span by reading proper books again. I'll have to quit the codiene when I run out anyway.
>>224236630will give them a try. woke and yanks ruined everything about british sweets and drinks sadly
Yeah that's great and all but what do Alysa Liu's farts smell like?What does the toilet smell like after she's been in there a while on a hot sweaty day?
>>224236641https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNiqJ9YVtWf8hV1mGd6RfkUBZjA6nYgcPgWJE_aHnAsqbg2nRJkYUMxfE&s=10
>>224236677vanilla
>>224236657nah. rubbish
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40186409/car-ram-middlesbrough-a66-house-fire/?utm Meant this Holy shit
>>224236675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cDYYvOhKwg
>>224236699Cockmogs me!
Things to consider before you post online:While we may not mean to be mean, it’s always good to STOP, THINK and ask yourself these questions before pressing SEND.Am I jealous?Is it helpful?Are you following the crowd?Would I say that to their face?Why am I posting this?
>>224236699just a straight up man that one innit
right
right well that's a trans bbc
>Just to let you know mate I'm bringing a girl over tonight so you might want to make yourself scarce
>>224236692worked with ADHD children for years mate, it really does exist it's just you're probably thinking of the "hyperkinetic" kind where they cant stop moving and enganging in different tasks.There's a slightly less common subset of kids who are "in their own" heads ADHD as in they are hyperactive mentally but not physically. this often looks like the opposite when their head is filled with ten different sentences overlapping eachother
>>224236699Grim mate
scrumptious bwc
I dislike the look of carrier pigeons.The fact they were all selectively bred to look this way makes it worse.
>>224236774ever... you know
I did a poo in IbizaTo show Avicii all my pooAnd when it finally flushed got flushed downFelt ten years older but fuck it, it was a great big poo
>>224236774yeah?
>>224236641They're going to have to accept that they need to be imprisoned sooner or later. Nobody wants them wandering around free because they can't work so they've got nothing to do except crime. I'm generally pretty left wing but literally nobody wants a fucking thousand boat people just showing up in their area. Stick them in a barracks and fucking keep them there until they're cleared or deported. If they imprison them then they'll stop coming. Fucking stupid.
>>224236783*my ears prick up*
>>224236789get a fucking grip you odd freak
stopped arguing about adhd. i just post this now. makes my point and gets people seething.
>>224236802based fellow bwc enjoyer
>>224236789please dont reply to me again
So deep in the closet he's having adventures in Narnia. ^(Literally the funniest shit I have ever heard)
Aviicii overdosed on horse electrolytes
>>224236816the implication was that i have one not that i enjoy them you wouldnt happen to be a slim asian twink would you x
he really believes that too lmfao
Which is (You)r favourite?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Irish_uprisings
>>224236808
rorke bumming aslan
The `mousecord` is working on a Halloween surprise
>>224236044not really that cute desu
people keep asking me questions at work and expecting me to fix stuff. it not right im just a 29 year old kid.
>>224236847Gay if you woulnd't tbqwya
>>224236808only thing i think is odd with the people with adhd is they have an inverted effect when doing stimmiesrather than being wired and fucked they calm down and become almost docile, don’t know why that is
>>224236840More of a Whiteboys man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiteboys
>>224236836oh... haha, got ya ;), but no I am not a little gookoid runtproud Anglo-Saxon elite I am. literally sculpted by Wotan himself
she’s a bad psyche
rorke asking yank to bum a fag, yankberg enthusiastically exclaims yes!, rorke standing there awaiting his ciggie in bewilderment as yankberg starts twerking for some reason
*spends 6 hours a day scrolling through tiktok**eats junk food and drinks sugary fizzy drinks**plays videos games for 4 hours a day**doesn't read or do anything that requires attention*"oooh noo my attention is bad i must had a mental illness please give me meth!!!"
'Incel' just means what 'nerd' meant 30 years ago.
>>224236840Keith Woods turd position uprising.https://odysee.com/@ThomasBadenRiess:7/the-turd-position.-special-guest-video:9
>>224236860Fucking hate it when this happens. I'm just a young lad of 36 how am I expected to know all this stuff?
Why are the biggest losers on /brit/ pretending they're in a secret discord then? Is this just Tilde trying to sound more important than he is by making up a load of imaginary friends?
>>224236808Stimulant use for ADHD when after accounting for factors including age, sex, education level, psychiatric diagnoses and medical history, ADHD medication was associated with reduced rates of a first occurrence of four of the five outcomes: a 17% reduction for suicidal behaviour, 15% for substance misuse, 12% for transport accidents, and 13% for criminality.That alone might as well be proof there is a neurocognitive condition that exists. You simply dont see this kind of benefit with any other kind of medication for mental illness
it all makes sense
>>224236877*roundhouses your nigger brains into the stratosphere*
He'll be called raped and sacked tranny when I'm done with him
>>224236889Watching now
>>224236878good post
>>224236895proper not on is it? i didn't sign up to this job to work
>>224236919he already is
Black Lives Matter. To honor the legacy of George Floyd, today, 6/4/20, from 2:00-4:00 p.m. ET, we will be shutting down access to our online games, Grand Theft Auto Online and Red Dead Online.
>>224236925dont even think you could even make this guy in the oblivion character creator
>>224236925i mean face-wise he still has potential, no?
>>224236899it’s more of a dollymong schizo delusion I think
>>224236944Go to the PS5 Wikipedia page and ctrl f George Floyd.
>>224236899it probably does exist which is an even scarier thought
>>224236925These Live websites are so strange, why is news from Cheltenham getting covered by Devon Live? Meanwhile I'll go on Gloucestershire Live and it'll have news from South Shields. But yeah ugly incel, likely had a lot of frog images.
>>224236900source: pharma funded research
can we fucking not talk about dollies? im still not over her.
Shagtoil loometh
>>224236925reckon a £5000 turkish hair transplant might have been cheaper than a lifetime of mental illness and incarceration
>>224236925>never had sex>banned from sex for five yearsthey got himalso shave it off lad, let it go
gonna fap to marvel/futa 3d animated tags on r34 yippieee
>>224236965Who's that?
is this /brit/ or the UN General Assembly?
if a doctor prescribes speed to a kid... she's a bad psych baby, a real bad egg honey bunny
Business idea: a pub with massive screens on every wall and surface playing tiktok videos and twitch streams. You know, for zoomers!
>>224236980
>>224236841Misquoted.
Today we can officially label 190 as legally dead. He went the way of his hero Richey Edwards.
>>224236976Don't think pathological attention seekers would have been able to keep it secret for this long desu. We are talking about genuine mental retards here
grown out of this place bye
>>224237025
>>224236975No
Weed edibles make you feel like shit for half the day. What’s the point of these things
>>224236998Too many JF flags
>>224237038nooooo you're so funny and charming please don't go
>>224237025Christ not a looker in the bunch
don't know why people here like alysa liu so muchshe seems like a ' leftypol '
>>224237025first thing first , why the fuck does that sofa not have legssecond (obvious goes withotu saying) would scran all their arses big timethirdstly - far right is pengest but would wanna bonk the chubbier ones more
>>224237050didnt take enough to get the nice effectslike only drinking enough to keep you slightly buzzed
>>224237038you are fake news
>>224237068/brit/ is a left wing general
>>224237068She's a tranny loving degenerate.
>>224237025Yeah I'd fuck them
Oh, the britcord?Fine i'll be niceIf you fancy an invite e-mail jimepi 6103 at prodbits dot com and i'll get back to you (temp email for obvious reasons)Obviously you get banned for fucking about so dont think your 5 minutes of shitposting will get anywhereEmail looks scuffed because of spam filters
>>224237068it's because she's ugly and 'attainable'
>>224237068it’s a cute hapa girl, right up the denizens of /brit/‘s alley isn’t it
>>224236641>>224236682ghost of mcaffee pinging me from his caribbean beach house telling me NOT to open those links
>>224237038see you in an hour mate
>>224237034There WAS a Simpcord which was where they all spoke to Aisha. The main person in there was Zachy from /cric/ I dunno if the Mousecord is real but I wouldn't be remotely surprised.
>>224237081Don't forget staunchly Zionist. We have friends of the IDF organiser in the thread sometimes
>>224237068You're mentally ill if you find women attractive based on how 'redpilled' they are
>>224237091corrr imagine taking Alysa home from a nice date, going to her bedroom thinking your going to shag only to get your skull caved in and your corpse raped by a 7 foot tall chinese tranny
>>224237091do you really have personal beef with trannies or did some bald podcaster tell you to
>>224237119i'm not saying thatmy point is she doesn't seem like someone that the average 4channer would like
>>224236840>1800 Newfoundland Colony United Irish Uprisingmy folks left newfoundland because of this stunt
>>224237106who cares
>>224237102https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?rpt=imageview&cbird=178&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FEu9Pk2Ph.jpg&cbir_page=similar&cbir_id=1671091%2FNVotsBhoWia4tvbN7QoYiQ7502
the unbearable fascism of alyisia liu
>>224237068She's obviously not a leftypol she's happy
>>224237091Alysa Liu and Tranysa Poo
>>224237137It's quite obvious why so many men find her attractive
stop caring about the mousecord it dont exist ok
seeing some good postsa welcome change
ooooof
>>224237173thanks
>>224237144blyat, nyet
>>224237157well she's not very pretty
>>224237180the thought of knowing that lisicki is obsessed with you can do... damage to your mental state... lets just leave it at that... yeesh.
>>224237091yeah because we support everything our siblings do
>>224237106He's right though, you DO still have to clean a fleshlight
I reckon I could have made a decent tranny if the Norwood reaper didn't claim my hair in my mid 20s
>>224237195You're almost there, work that little foid brain just a bit harder
No-one's safe!!!!!!!!
>>224236925what crime....
>>224237216back to /r9k/ with you
>>224237068she doesn't seem to give a shit about politicsmost political thing she did was post pronouns on her social media then delete them years later because she "doesn't believe that anymore"
>>224237221Vax status?
Getting ready to shout at managerstein for being so fucking slow and incompetent it's driving me nuts just let me fucking do the work
RIP Stewart Lee
sitting in the supermarket car parkhave to be mindful of how long I sit as I have milk and meat in the boot but I should be ok for 30 mins or so. Windows down, breeze blowing, the world going by.
>>224237221always comes in 3s as they sayRIP DOLLYRIP TIMRIP RATKO
I'm watching Doc Martin
>>224237025white bitches are so grim lmao
>>224237068she a manic pixie girl aura and unconventional style that's not too intimidating basically anime incarnate
>>224236677bet it smells proper rank
>>224236925my fuarking hero
>>224237180peng
>>224236925the type of nigga to melt down at the gyaldem
got a really good kev edit that somebody posted the other day
Really is just pissing with rain
>>224237199she literally posted about it but keep coping mental how a cute girl made rorke drop all his principles
There is no known dialogue between `Mousey` and 190cm master race on desuarchive.org
>>224237299you are not black
>>224237312You have this melty every time but never provide proof of your claims
>only 1 third of men throughout history have had children
>>224237341is that because of child mortality
why does rorke deny alysa liu is an extreme left wing girl, is he really this delusional?
>>224237068She's got a tramp stamp
i might do a melty of my own
>>224237357need to be able to have sex to be able to have child mortality mate. read the room
ok this is epic
getting dominatedsexually
>>224237376but if you die at 2 years old you can't have children x
>>224237358think she’s probably just a generic yank actually. her dad is a liberal anti-china activist
>>224237327my president is black, my lambo's blueand I be God damn if my skin ain't too
>>224237389jeeta tummy erotic
>>224237358Extreme left-wing athletes who are famous for being patriotic and waving the stars and stripes around, yeah?
embarrassing reply
did they open the fuckin strait the crazy bastards
amber is adhd too
i'm sorry but dancing around on ice is not a fucking olympic sportno offence to alysa but come on
>>224237453lets see you dance around on some ice then dickhead
Love the rain hate how fucking humid it is tho
>>224237392>whereas an estimated 80% of women have had children throughout historyhow do you work that out? boys are more likely to die from infact mortality? get a grip m8
>GET T'CENTRAL HEATIN ON!*audience bursts into laughter*
>>224237473i don't know i was just wonderingcalm down
>>224237433Michael Phelps is an interesting one in terms of ADHD (which isn't real btw). As a kid he was on the usual amphetamine cocktail for it, but one day he just decided it was a crutch and wanted to see if he could do without it. Quit cold turkey and never went back. Won all his golds years later. Compare with these dopers and copers who use a therapeutic use exemption (TUE) so they can use speed as a performance enhancing drug (Simone Biles etc).
All of the recent bad stuff is but a brief detour on the Globohomo Express. The arc of history is long but it bends toward maccies in Iran.
>>224237389need the races swapped
>>224237475Why does he look like he's been in a big motorcycle accident, had AIDS and cancer all at the same time?
>>224237501get the strait of Hormuz turned into golden arches viewable from space
last two chocolate hobnobs down t'hatch
watching a youtube video on hitlers' dog by bark felton
love this anti-adhd gimp, wonder which fidgeting bastard pissed in his cornflakes
>>224237528for me it's the dambusters' barracks dog, Niggerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)
wanking my cock like a bop-it
Just not finding normal porn is doing it these days :/ any tips?
>>224237475>Eeeeh? Hahahaha
>>224237482sorryi <3 u
>>224237557how about trying real sex for once?
>>224237557Get on the 'P
>>224237557install grindr and get blacked
Today I saw 2 fit blonde women (alone) on the bus, and one of them looked so pissed at the all female jeeta family with 2 brown babies,and it really put it into perspective that they get what they deserve. What do they get? Crying babies and loudspeaker phone calls.
>>224237557yeah, i got a tip for ya
>>224237554imagine if you asked someone "who's that?" and they responded "that's guy and nigger"
>>224237585dont know what that is please explain
AIDS?!?
>>224237544he said 45 minutes ago that he wouldnt be posting about it before immediately going on this melty
>Jamie Carragher faces being declared bankrupt as HMRC takes action
>>224237600we were all very sad when nigger diedthe dog, you understand
u need to visit the onions
hello
>>224237557spaki is loving his cp these days so ask him
>>224237658Hiii
>>224237425simone biles is extremely left wing and she still reps the flag, has nothing to do with your political position
>>224237656um
https://youtube.com/shorts/Qef2tvi0r38?is=VOMgbhOLPHQGBwmhMental how fit
member when Paul Scoles put that pic up of him biting his teenage daughters toenails? What were all that about??
ok i'll do it then you lazy bastards>>224232582>>224232582
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