my fridge is still broken editionprevious >>224243750
>>224248996Just saw an ad that was perfect for me online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9PzYuVwCSE
There should be a law that says you're buying plastic clothes
>>224248996You better catch it
None pussy for me, thanks. I'm actually gay, you see.
>>224249091Yeah, good thing the FTC already made that law like 70 years agoall articles of clothing and textiles are required to have tags that show their fiber content
>>224249091How do you even fucking dress yourself idiot
>>224249091There is
Confession: I still think "built for bbc" and it's variations are hilariousI am white
The Toronto Star posted a video on youtube and left "Regenerate response" from chatgpt in the title
>During the "Summer of Love" in San Francisco in 1967, the Hells Angels began to sell PCP, which came to be known as "Dust of the Angels" or DOA for shortTIL where the name 'angel dust' comes from
I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However, I don't know shit about my disease, and I am not sure what is bothering me. I don't treat it and never have, though I respect medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, let's say sufficiently so to respect medicine. (I am educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am.) No, I refuse to treat it out of spite. You probably will not understand that. Well, but I understand it. Of course I can't explain to you just whom I am annoying in this case by my spite. I am perfectly well aware that I cannot "get even" with the doctors by not consulting them. I know better than anyone that I thereby injure only myself and no one else. But still, if I don't treat it, its is out of spite. My liver is bad.
>>224249263ok indonesia
>>224249182It needs to be like cigarettes
there i said it
You guys are pretty chill, considering the whole trade war and Lake Ontario/Lake America situation.
A long time ago an anon linked this song here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLgidLHCSk8I listen to it from time to time and continue to enjoy the feelings that it causes to well up within me.
>>224249324if you are too dumb and/or lazy to look at a tag and learn what "polyester "spandex" "nylon" mean, then you deserve to wear plastic clothes
>>224249390Nothing ever happens
im like middle to high tier at the gym
gonna eep
>>224249390Who cares? Oooh the elites are arguing and fighting. Not my problem.
>GTA6 is just latina girlfriend simulatoryeah its a day 1 buy
>>224249394How am I supposed to know that 5% elastane means it's plastic
They should pay me to play GTA VI
OK so I'm just trying to understand the shill logic:>if you don't like jews you're an indian>except indians love israel and jewsSo if you DO like jews, what are you?
its completely over for me, like gg
>>224249447google it? if the content of the fabric of your clothes is that important to you, but you arent willing to figure out what they mean, then youre a fucking retard. i hope you get encased in plastic and you turn gay
boomers are seething on my facebook feed today
>>224249493Rude
>>224249499She didn't need to be that descriptive about what a pedophile is
>>224249499>the lake is beautiful>the lake is big Didn't realize Trump spoke like the Wyandot people
>>224249513>Rudemolested person response
>I found this piece of poo in my toilet, here, look
>>224249538poggers
Dorm mates next room over are smoking weed again. I don't understand why they don't go outside. Smoking indoors is high risk. If someone rats they are for sure getting arrested and deported back to Ukraine.
>>224249565Are you the Canadian who wanted to move to Europe?
What if I read through the entire 70's run of Doonesbury comics? I think that might be worthwhile!
>>224249605no matter how good gta 6 is, red kino redemption 2 will be better
Cannot wait for the Ellen Degenerate netflix series exposing how awful she was
Max Payne 3 was the last good Rockstar game. Everything that followed was mediocre slop. A good rule of thumb to follow is that a game which heavily markets its "online" and "multiplayer" features is a weak piece of shit made for said shit.
>>224249585Wanted to move to Poland yeah, but I don't smoke weed.
>>224249644didnt mean to reply
>>224249683America hasn't made a good game since New Vegas
Looks like the mouse is still in my car Been nearly a week since I removed the nest Considering the traps
>>224249034>Indian
>>224249565dude . . . . weed . . .. lmao . . . .
tho I gotta say, the humor of Doonesbury is too broad for me, it's just bafflingly tame, obvious boomer shit, despite the comic featuring caricatures of figures like admire like HST and Jay Graydon
>>224249707This shit is my biggest fear
GOD HATES CANADALAND OF THE FRANCOPHONE DAMNED
>>224249565*THE Ukraine>>224249717*I admire
>>224249477A jew
Why do we always get the worst euros in /cum/?
>>224249715widdly scuds?
>>224249736Na Ukrainie. On the borderlands as it were.>>224249715No I repeat, I don't smoke weed.
>>224249717Political cartoons in the US are especially bad. Everything is tame because it needs to appeal to boomer normies, so you get the lightest jabs at politicians that end up just being restatements of CNN or Fox News talking points.
>>224249731>not getting raped by gigganigga>not getting your balls tied in a knot accidentally when you toss and turn in your sleep>not getting in a car accident and waking up a quadruple amputee>not accidentally fucking a tranny>biggest fear is "le mouse in le car"
>>224249477A MUSLIM Indian or a Paki, and that's cause there's so many South Asians doing online trolling and they're usually really politically zealous
>>224249701rockstar aint even american
>>224249765im so hungry brotypical for an american i guess
EDP445 is based because he makes gynocentric people seethe
>>224249707mousechads stay winning
just showred btw
>>224248996To be Canadian, you have to beat up people - Don Cherry
>>224249766na v krajini would mean 'on in the borderland' iml
>>224249731It's not so bad. I have to clean up but they avoid me. Never actually seen them
Who up chilling they bing
never met a good christian woman
>>224249711>Indio
never met a woman
>>224249858i'm chizzing my ping if you know what i ming
Never ever actually I'm my entire life literally talked to women like casually socially, only to doctors and stuff
>>224249948they're overrated
there are no women below 35 at my church
>>224249768the New Yorker cartoons people post on here are flaming garbage, and believe that is also the intent of those posters, despite that magazine having a reputation for being sly and stylish
>>224249933indio california, it's alright
>>224249477We don't try to understand Jewleaf at all. Him being Jewish is explanation enough
>women good!>incels bad!
>>224250059classic goshpedo post
>>224249948They are all outside the courthouse for that one woman right now
lake onterrible
When I sit and watch cartoons with my nephew it really drives home how many cartoons these days are made for socially stunted adults rather than children. I doubt my nephew understands a single one of these jokes
>>224250082My sisters believe she was framed and actually her husband killed the kids.
>>224250096lake enfantterrible
Lake Trump Towers
>>224250059you're saying women lust for a disgusting nonwhite rapist, what's your gripe exactly?
i know it's a long shot, but i'm packing condoms for mare fair
>>224250136gross
>>224250136Are you 16-19. I carried condoms in my wallet at that age
>>224250136Ahhh that's what that taste was
>>224250136I always used to delusionally shave my balls and trim my pubes if I was going to a bar or party or something, el oh el
>>224250127>what's your gripe exactly?asian women hate his brown pedo ass
I'm definitely the biggest incel in Brazil, possibly the whole world
very depressing to realize that a lot of bronies and furries and other freaks actually fuck
>>224250136>>224250186apparently condoms in your wallet can cause microtears that basically make them useless
>>224250195big mistake, pubic hair keeps your pheromones lingering in the air.
JRHNBR
>>224250240No I don't think it does
I have literally never heard a remix that sounds better than the original
listening to Ariel Pink lay down da phonk
Don't know if I should go for a walk when slightly inebriated
>>224250367thats the only time i want to go for walks desu
remember when /cum/niggas used to say they were going for a Lindy Walklet's bring that shit back where the fuck my Lindy Niggas at
>>224250195every girl i've had sex with has said that she prefers unshaven. you SHOULD be pubemaxxing...
Dua Lipa has a really nice face but her body is not great...
>>224250390BUHSUKAH! AGAGAGAGH!
Call yo mama a youtube poop the way she ate my pingas for dinner
>>224250390Throwback to when I say a decapitated labubu on my lindywalk
>>224250447I’m the wrong age to understand what this means but I get the gist
I take incelwalks
I've been working on some "folksy" aphorisms to sound like some kind of midwesterner or small town canadian. Here's one I came up with.>"If ya wanna live like an Elk, ya don't go buddying up with Grizzlies">Said with a non rhotic accent (Gwizzlies instead of Grizzlies)How did I do?
>>224250458F
>>224250446NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP>>224250458Labubus really were a trash fad, almost as bad as pogs. Pokemon is the only modern fad that's actually stuck it out for decades. Granted, anyone who likes Pokemon in 2026 is a child molesting retard or a baby.
kind of want a game, its 50% on sale, anyone rich here? its 12.50
>>224250467Are you moving to Canada?
>>224250505how fucking poor are you even holy shit nigga
>>224250467pretty good
>>224250505go commit a robbery on your motorcycle or something
>spend 20 minutes making an effort post>thread archived: you may no longer reply
>>224250529look, its a lot more in my currency
>>224250542very allegorical
>>224250542Post it here
>>224250505post your cashapp i will send the money
>>224250501You don't know Lidybeige's Berserker video? I thought that was the origin of what you mentioned
>>224250567dont have that, heres my steam though https://steamcommunity.com/id/123struggle321/ and the game https://store.steampowered.com/app/2124120/SULFUR/
I just need to grow some dope and get my life back together
>>224250582i was obsessed with him in high schooli even cut the collars off of my shirts to be like him
>>224250505I could but whats in it for me
how should i troll boomers online?
the cream for the fungal infection on my penis was delivered
>>224250547Then you really shouldn't be begging for vidya you should be working hard and earning an income to buy food jfc.
Women owe me sex
>>224250626Did NOT need to know about this
>>224250600I watched a good deal of Lindybeige but then just kind of terminally grew bored of his shit, maybe as a result of getting older and caring less about niche, detailed shit like the vagaries of medieval warfare
I should shower and brush my teeth
>>224250564its gone. lost to the ether
>watching perhaps the most famous western film that takes place in india>it has a scene where the protagonist jumps into a pool of shit
its basic supply and command guys
>>224250687Is it Slumdog Millionaire
>>224250700yes
>2 1/2 hours left of wagecuckery>barely awakeits over
>>224250615post long descriptions about how you listened to a certain boomer hit on that exactly date in the late 20th century and how your dead wife or son loved that song and you remember them by that RIP X but your posts should be kind of off and a bit insulting while mirroring the flood of boomer posts of the same format
Dinner is served sir, tonight it's chicken lettuce and tomato on bread, no condiments
>>224250732your bread has a lot of vertices, like it was rendered in some old nintendo 64 game
>no condiments
>>224250732grim
>>224250757thats the crusty surface from the baking
im shleepy
>>224250763its alright, thats why the lettuce and tomato are there, so its not dry
Condominiums? I never use em
>>224250763lettuce and tomato are good enough to lubricate the pollo imo
>>224250732>no condimentsdamn maybe you are white
>>224250708I mean India has lots of poopSome lower caste people have to dive and submerge themselves into tunnels of liquid poop to unclog pipes in the sewers
>>224250732No condiments?!
Motherstein doesn't even tell me I look too thin these days. She just sends me links to pancake mix
exclaves? I just established one in ur mom
>>224250841Fuck. You.
Just took a shit and it reeks bad.
https://youtu.be/IDOZxnNa_lMhttps://youtu.be/IDOZxnNa_lMhttps://youtu.be/IDOZxnNa_lMhttps://youtu.be/IDOZxnNa_lM
>>224250909Strange. As I recall, your shits tend to smell quite pleasant and somewhat sweet?
Canadians are my brothers, and Mexicans are my sisters. Even if we live far apart, you are always in my heart.
It's wild that Dolly Parton had no haters
this is not a real country. it's some sort of special jewish economic zone
I'm still on this british slag's private story even though I last saw her 2 years ago
what ever happened to belle delphine
>>224250947I've listened to a lot of folk music, but I really hate the song Jolene and how popular it is
>>224251010she's doing porn
>>224250991American niggas really DO be this retarded. As bad as our schools and teachers are, never forget that American schools are like 1,000x worse and the average 17 year old has the intelligence of a 10 year old Canadian.
well, simps?https://youtu.be/QMowfGC3hiE
>>224250594just give me your username and password so i can deposit the money directly into your account :)
and I don't even hate female-sung country at all, I like Queen of Hearts by Juice Newton a lot
None understand the depth of my madness
Would you wear this?
>>224251111No. It's cringe
>>224251111Nope
>>224249390No one here likes the orange man
>>224251109MAGIC IS CHAOS!
>>224251111yeah
>>224251111I have chud fatigue. This is not edgy anymore. It's like everytime I see xitter I see>Da jooz fund your politicians to import da mooslems into your country replace white peopleHonestly, using the internet should require an IQ test. If your IQ is below 120 you shouldn't be allowed to use the web. 4chan included
>>224251077RELEASE THE BUCKSLAUNCH THE ICBBCM'S
>>224251163web 2.0 was a mistake
>>224251164They look Russian
>>224251163now, you look here, saar, I'm the one insinuating the word 'gabagool' into every edition I'm part of. If I were banned, what would become of this thread?
I'm infantry btw hbu
>>224251208British imo
>>224251164Kiss me jeffrey
Good lord midweek afternoon /cum/ is fucking dull
Entire feed is GTA6 slop
>>22425122292G
We should rename the town of Ontario, California to America, California
Yeah I'm gonna watch JAV instead
>>224251239pendejoscorpions upon you
>>224251222Combat Janitor
erm akshually i'm on web 3.0 and it's great over here
I'm the barracks bunny
>>224251268i look like that
you’re telling me there’s not one woman anywhere in this big big world with enough charity in her heart to fuck me one time
>>224251273Hyperliquid will reach 10k by year's end, trust the pipeline, brother! IA IA CTHULHU FTHAGN!
>>224251273web 3.0 is the shitty progeny of web 2.0
>>224251327Looks like he'd steal your goth crush
>>224251222transportation but i’m gonna try to reclass into psyop >>224251253brutal if true that’s the job they’d threaten us with if we failed ait, and this job is for 09M knuckle draggers
>On the sea floor of the Gulf of Mexico, a brine pool was discovered with a depth of 4 meters (12 ft)>The brine pool is four to five times saltier than the surrounding water>The site cannot sustain any kind of life other than bacteria, mussels with a symbiotic relationship, tube worms, and certain kinds of shrimp>It has been named the "Jacuzzi of Despair" because it is warmer at 18 °C (65 °F) compared to the surrounding water at 4 °C (39 °F)
>>224251290idk i've completely given up on it
>>224251366Yeah I saw this in Blue Planet
>>224251366>Gulf of Mexico
watched 28 Years Later today. it's not as bad as people say. it's more similar to 28 Days than it is to 28 Weeks
>>224251441The Bone Temple sounds like uh load uv bollix, it duz!
>>224251410* Gulf of Canada
>>22425144128 Weeks was kinda weird but Jeremy Renner is pretty kino so it gets a pass. The Boner Temple sounds utterly retarded.
https://thepostmillennial.com/cbc-tells-reporters-to-call-9-11-terror-attacks-hijackings-led-to-passenger-jet-crashes-not-terrorist-attacks
>>224251491after all, the man has a gock
>>224251383hell yeah
>>224251508GODDAMN NIGGA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>>224251441the best thing about that movie is what's not shown at all. I don't necessarily care about Lindisfarne or the people or anything, I'm more interested in what the rest of the world looks like with the UK destroyed and quarantined forever.like where did all the refugees go? how precarious of a position is NATO in? how's the global economy? any major conflicts?
>>224251366>It has been named the "Jacuzzi of Despair" what's the saying there again, 'nature recapitulates yacht rock'?
i miss her so much idec if you faggots cant relayte like fuck you all actually for not being heartbroken and pathetic i don't give a fuck bye
>>224251253Is that your mom's bra size?
what about Yacht Gock is that a thing or what
Its over
>>224251540i'm a failed normie, so i feel you. you just gotta thug it out. it takes time
the complete lack of pre-mature balding in jeets makes me think they might be onto something with the cow poop
>>224251529all of /tv/ has been making fun of Renner's missing member for years, and now I'm the bad guy for an innocent quip?
>>224251555prove you thugged it out and that it's over with
RIP
>>224251441>it's not as bad as people sayTbhbeit. No idea why anyone would not like 28YL or BT. Both solid movies with cool zombies. Totally different vibes however: the first one is emotional and the second is action-horror.
I've never even talked with women
>>224251598the stuff with Samson in Bone Temple was really good, everything else was kinda boring
>>224251561/tv/ is unquestionably one of the most cancerous and retarded boards on 4chan in 2026 you have to get out of there it's a step away from being as gay and retarded as /r9k/
>>224251593I could never get over how white for a Serb he looked, because racism against Serbs has been a thing for a very long time, it's sort of endemic, really
haven't gone outside in 4 days award
>>224251612Samson was my favourite part too
>>224251583i can't really prove it here in a reasonable way. you just have to take my word for it. i hardly think about her at all anymore, and when i do, i don't feel sad about it
I'm addicted to ejaculating
>>224251638I could easily go months not going outside before I started going to the gym, now I go out frequently but nothing changes, I don't talk with anyone
>>224251650>>224251612white saviour complex, extremely unprogressive and racist theme. no reason samson needed his help at all, he was perfectly fine being a violent nigger ripping off heads an eating people.
>>224251654and she pronably is nothing to you why there's no sadness, but i lost everything and so i can't not be sad. this is so gay but thanks.
>>224251598i think i'll watch Bone Temple tomorrow. Dr. Kelson in 28YL was great. he's like a neo-shaman guiding Isla to the afterlife and Spike to a kind of awakening, all with his own sort of tribal paint. i thought it was all well done, but i can see why people expecting a more action-driven zombie flick like 28WL would be disappointed
BIGINFECTEDCOCK
>>224251704i thought she was my soulmate, man. it just takes time, and there's not really a shortcut for it
Lindsay Clancy is evidence that women can do whatever and still have a lot of people supporting and defending them
>>224251713If you liked Kelson you should really like Bone Temple then. He really tied 28YL together in a beautiful bow.
>>224251725the problem there is exactly mine. i know she was my soulmate but i messed it up because i couldn't control my temper when it arised. why did it not work out for you and how do i get over accepting the blame but not wanting to kms bscause of it?
>>224251728>>224251747trvklear holocaust
>>224251614
being ugly is worse than being dumb
>>224251764Only a retard would be positive in 2026.>>224251776Imagine being ugly and dumb
>>224251792what race is that
Tomorrow my city is going to hit 96 degrees and 75% humidity
>>224251756>how do i get over accepting the blame but not wanting to kms bscause of it?this may sound dumb to you, idk. i have a friend who was a former alcoholic and drug addict. he fucked over a lot of people in his life to feed his habits. he's clean now, and he's a genuinely good person who's well loved. he told me that part of his journey was accepting that even if you own up to the shit you've done, some people will never forgive you, and you just have to accept that. what other way to live is there? i thought that if he could live with that and be the kind of man that he is now, then i could do that to. i wronged someone i loved. i lost her. i feel sorty about it. she doesn't want to hear it. but i'm okay.
>>224251797Amerigoblix
>>224251798Tomorrow I'm going to tag that ass
my dad always made vegetarian minestra when there was a heatwave on, and I always resented that, both because minestra is awful and because trying to consume hot liquids is retarded during a heatwave. What you want to cook then is a risotto.
>Ela pensa em casamento>Eu nunca mais fui a escola
purchased Proseccogoing to drink it in 6 minutes
If you want a guaranteed ban, go to any major gacha game general on /vg/ and make extremely racist posts against Indonesians or Filipinos
>>224251819i appreciate that thanks. i'll pray she thinks about you. no homo btw
>>224251859what if i say "filipinos are the most powerful race in the world"will they suck my dick (virtually)?
I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom and I never get sick
Nikolas Cruz also claimed to be crazy and hear voices but no one believed himwhy? because he was a man
I'm still impressed by Ariel Pink's last two albums, the guy just keeps just getting better in his 40's and dropping the hauntology bullshit in favor of more substantial pop stylings
>>224251899Ackshually, the JCS youtube video we all watched makes it very obvious that Cruz is a fraud.
he's just standing there...MENACINGLY
>>224251901met that guy backstage once>big fan, you inspire me to make music>*cringes while still walking* cool >...fuck that guy
>>224251901>>224251957He's a chud
>>224251957did you expect him to ask for your mixtape?
>>224251957musicians are like that more often than not, why do you think they love sunglasses so much...so they can style on you, punk!
>>224251957get dabbed on, bitch
imagine if a woman kills you and then blames it on mental health and a lot of people start supporting her not going to prison
>>224251899When people tell other people they're hearing voices that should be a sign to just execute them. Just be done with it, eliminate them from the gene pool.
imagine a woman kills goshpedo
>>224252026
>>224252014that's my fetish though
mental illness should be an aggravating factor in sentencing, not a mitigating one
The weekend is coming up my fellow goys. I plan to get fairly blitzed. What liquor should I employ for this quest? Hard liquor like whiskey or rum? Beer? Wine? Perhaps some cideys or hard lemonades? Post your suggestions in the comments below and don't forget to like and subscribe to this piece of shit's post for more abhorrent garbage.
>>224252047>okay so you stole an a- wait, he's autistic? *smack gavel* GUILTY! I hereby sentence anon to death by hanging
>>224252050I'm a gin and tonic man. And tonight, I'm pushing the engine oil gin
>>224252050Beer
>>224252050I want to have a selection of bitters, juices and booze at my place so I can treat my guests to at least 5 different yachty cocktails
Hayden Panettiere was a druggie and a trashy person
Hayman Pantyhair was a CIA plant who did 9/11 or something i'm a gay retard please fuck my shit up
>>224252087you yourself are a pedo and a trashy person
my microbangs pencil skirt gf and i are going to see Nick Mullen: The Musical on Ice before stopping by the moloko bar to get buzzed and seek out additional sexual partners and co-conspirators
>be a horrid mutt>murder your mother who is also a fat lesbian>cops are called to your mobile home>shoot black cop dead>burn place down 4 hours laterAmerica.
>>22425208700's culture was a dark age, it was just such a thoroughly evil era in every respect
>>224252141brownies be like
i really dont feel or look older than 18 yo girls
tho the TV series were on point over here
>>224252148maybe i was just a kid, but i prefer the 2000s over 90s or 2010s which seem grimmer to me
>>224252141Welcome back, king
GTA 6 looks incredible. Did you put in that preorder bros?
>>224252185i don't have ps5 or pc
>>224252174there's just hard evidence against it...Britney, Christina, Nelly Furtado, the chick who died recently, Paris Hilton...they're all wrecks...only Shakira managed to overcome and triumph
>>224252185What the fuck is the point of preordering a digital only release? Are they gonna run out?
>>224252185yes
>>224252185I'm gonna have a blast! I preordered some copies for my friends too, and the rockstar+® subscription as well!
>>224252185Just not going to buy it is all.
I mean that actor chick, Michelle Trachtenberg, was she? And Brittany Murphy, that era somehow killed all its' starlets
>>224252196Well it's time to go get a ps5 today anon. I recommend the digital edition
Remember when Hollywood just openly made movies glorifying 45 year olds having sex with 17 year olds?
>>224252185
>>224252237Pretty much any movie from before like 2014 would deal with adults having extremely young partners straight-faced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ
>>224252263The Graduate was about that IIRC, some old MILF fucking a teenager.
>>224252271>>224252271>>224252271
NEW >>224252275
>>224249447Imagine being so illiterate you see a word like "elastane" and don't immediately grok that it's plastic
just sprung a poopieStation to StationGolden YearsWord on a WingTVC15Wild is the WindStayBreadcrumb TrailWasherDon AmanFor Dinner ...Nosferatu ManGood Morning Captain
>>224252268REAL G'S MOVE IN SILENCE, LIKE LASAGNA
>>224251208Not even a little bit desu
>>224250542Best timing is when you post your effort post immediately after a new is linked and the thread is instantly abandoned
