>>224252271Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate is literally me. (i only get attention from hags)
phwoar finkin garn heftae choose the kittington breadingtonberg>>224252295wish i coulda shagged my spanish teacherpropa sex she was
Just got a haircut.
so women basically don't watch porn at all?
>>224252312women consume porn in a different medium.romance novels
>>224252312women are only horny once a month
>>224252312They do. A lot.
this nigga eats his porn mags
Wrong thread guys we're all in here>>224252275>>224252275>>224252275
>>224252312They read smut in public
>>224252322this. sister-in-lawberg listens to romantasy audiobooks with her kids in the car
>>224252306Same but with my college math prof
>>224252312not truejust the number of women that watch is less than men
>>224252340This thread has most post and isn't made by a fag
Don't listen to this whipper snapper >>224252340He works for ISIS
Has anyone ever been to the Finger Lakes?
>>224252340not a fan of anime new
anyone want to play how to fish, brand new game
>>224252352>isnt made by a fagits made by a pedo
me and the wife
>not a fan of anime
>>224252360I have. I'm about an hour away from one of them
ate sneed oils
>>224252328is their child a troon or summat?
>>224252392Is Geneva any good or is it a dump. I see very mixed reviews
>>224252378BORN IN NEW ZEALAND IN SIXTY FOUR
>>224252378Russell Crowe and Liam Neeson should team up for the ultimate modern action/crime B-movie
my old roommates were 2 israelis and 1 indian (we shared 1 bedroom)
>>224252378how does he get acting jobs looking like that
GUYS, I had a 5 mg edible.Am I going to die?
Zillow should list how many poopbrowns live in a neighborhood
>>224252395
>>224252412>5mgyou won't even get high
>>224252412Thats nothing. I can't do weed nomo, but if I could I'd munch on 1000mg alav
hate you all
>>224252412i hope so i fucking hate weedhead idiots i hope your goddamn tits explode
>>224252412That's literally nothing
and Joe Carnahan should direct Neeson & Crowe in a modern cut-rate version of Heat! It would blow the roof off the muthafucka, to quote George Clinton!
Just ate a sandwich with sourdough bread, scrambled eggs, and kimchi.
>>224252408
Neeson pisses himself regularly because he's a drunkard, so is Crowe. Here's a short clip of Neeson after he sees a black child at an awards show.
wore a cute outfitdidn't fuck any black girlsL
>>224252418dont get itif you wna dress up as a boy dress up as wunwhy do you suddenly haftae be a manlike what happened to tomboys
New GTA 6 trailer doesn't look very good
learning celebrity gossip against my will award
>>224252443Chud cunt
>>224252468gta was never good
Last GTA I played was 2
guysGTA 6jsyk guysGTA 6rememberGTA 6 guysjust thought you should know GTA 6also GTA 6
>>224252456>I don't buy it, George! You know what, no! To Bruce Willis should not be a verb! Let's change the subject!
Last rockstar game I played was midnight club LA remix
>>224252478Gta 4 and 5 was comfy
for me?the getaway
My sister just gave me her leftover candy and popcorn
used to have a surfin' game by rockstarwas alri inniy
>>224252412My first time having weed I accidentally drank 60mg of THC and was transported into a living nightmare I looked into the mirror and saw my skeletal face
i once found bigfoot in gta san andreas
>>224252397Never been there, I'm closer to skaneateles. I have heard Geneva sucks tho
>>224252478If ever words were spoken painful and untrue
what kind of porn do women watch?
>>224252500>his next movie after Straw Dogsalright, I'm watching this
>>224252185looks genuinely fantastic but not "waow let me spend 650 dollars on a gaystation 67" fantastic. if it's as good as everyone says it'll probably get a PC leak anyways
What's the GTA game with a Lovecraftian monster in the head of the Statue of Liberty?
>>224252528*sigh*blacked
>>224252528you might not believe this, but it starts with an N and sometimes an I
>>224252535You mean the beating heart in GTA 4
>>224252534Kek it console only? Are people actually this hyped for a game that you can't play on PC? Ridiculous
>>224252528Big muscles mainly. They like money and status in relationships but their sexuality is violent
>>224252512last time i did mushrooms, i thought a giant worm was coiling through my body.i was fine with it, b/c mushrooms don't induce anxiety like weed does. shrooms also don't make you lazy, fat and retarded
bunch of faggots talking about gay trans anal 6you were gay enough after the first one faggot
>>224252271
>>224252562THIS, gentleman, is democracy manifest
>>224252562haitian looking for a free meal
Some of you have hot sisters who will get deepdicked by Chad.
just sneezed
>>224252581my sister is UCKERS thoughever
>>224252581I touched my sister's fat ass once when I was squeezing past her to get into the bathroom.
>>224252512Lol I remember you. I think about your post every time they talk about edibles here
>>224252606You are a pathetic worm.
>>224252497Gta4 was PEAK comfy
>>224252612Do you laugh of do you feel bad
>>224252619you sound jealous.
>>224252606Is it fat in a good way or a bad way
I wanna do something freaky to you, right now
>>224252628No, I feel bad for your sister that she has a brother who talks about her like this online
Just had a 1/64th edible
>>224252592bless you my love
>>224252625Nothing. I just remember.
whomst else /drinking/ tonight?
dogberg is licking her privates right now in front of everyone. i'm so embarrassed
>>224252639Tough guy
>>224252644Drinking water from my owala bottle
I have a ps5 because it was cheaper than upgrading my 2070 super
>>224252512My first time I bought some that were 10 mg pieces. I thought to myself 'I'm not a pussy' so I took 20 mg. Didn't feel anything after half an hour so I took 20 mg more. Then I figured I'll take 10 more to make it a nice 50. Huge mistake
>>224252638she loves me unconditionally.
>>224252641Stop remembering my trauma chud
>>224252657Aha, rookie mistake
>>224252550they're looking for double purchases, so it's a console exclusive for a year or so.
>>224252658>unconditional love is an excuse to disrespect someoneAre you 16 years old
i think some yns drugged my lemonade when i stood up to wash my hands last week
>>224252657How bad was it?
The leap from 6th gen to 7th gen consoles will never be matched
>>224252644had to work late so i drank 2 beers while working to ease the pain of toil.
it's always weird to see a piece of media and suddenly realize it's the origin of a meme
>>224252553Weed and mushrooms at the same time is called "weed 2" and it's unironically no joke, the best drug i have ever had. You do have to be really careful because the shrooms multiplies the effects of weed, to the point where it's incredibly easy to green out. But just a hint of weed on a shroom trip is absolutely peak.
>>224252673you're the one who seems to want to continue this conversation about my sister.
I still have 0 reasons to upgrade from the wii
>>224252676finna need to buy a drug test o algo FUCK
>>224252695How's your neovagina hon?
>>224252358>ISIS mentioned https://files.catbox.moe/qugzun.mp4
you ever say such a long way to go and some guy just went SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOO?
>>224252691Not that anon but all this talk of a fat ass has got me simply HANKERING for some photographic evidence
>>224252695switch/2 is portable
>>224252702Holy sexo
>>224252691you ever take her dirty panties out of the laundry basket and take a whiff?
Really tempted to play WoW again, but don't have the time or patiences to do anything more serious than dungeon finder and raid finder
>>224252708what is your:>Race>Occupation>Amount in checking account>Views on immigration
>>224252702this chick looks a bit like Ariel Pink, tho she's like 20 yrs younger
REALLY want to fuck this guy's sister now
>>224252708
>>224252690I was only ever able to buy weed and shrooms off a dispensary in los angeles. I would trip and smoke every weekend, shit was gnarly.
>>224252730he should ponytail on that and listen to some djent
>>224252716I only leave my room for tendies
>>224252702She's unironically attractive enough to pull it off
>>224252754Who's the top guy
>>224252736tsundere af
>>224252755why would a zoomer do this
*put a ponytail>This country changes rhythmic patterns every two verses and its' solos have harmonic implications that Iron Maidens such as Iran could never even dream of!
>>224252765living the dream
President George 'C.' Fisher
I will never denounce india or vishnu
>>224252765gamers cant be stopped
>>224252786america is a big disney land
>>224252786This is what American is all about
>>224252782Why? India is a shithole and Vishnu is a false pagan god
>>224252722>whit-wait a minute this isn't a honkey girl's donkadonk, this is a questionnaire about my race, job, financial situation and views on immigration.
You know why they don't serve soup at McDonald's? BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE AMERICAN WAY TO CATER TO THE NEEDS OF SLACKERS!
GTA 6 looks absolutely insane! Who wants to have a blast and put in a preorder?
>>224252786More of a burger king guy 2bh
i hear pizza hut is changing its name to hut hut
I mean, where do you go for soup? The soup kitchen or haute cuisine, right? Layabouts, either way! That's why a couple of Big Macs are 15 bucks nowadays! EARN IT!
>>224252800>honkeysorry, your access has been denied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92FCRmggNqQ
hayley williams is so hot
Sweater weather approaches. Are you excited?
free food at work tomorrow. i hope it isn't breakfast burritos again. they give us breakfast burritos way too often.
>>224252838fair to middlingmillennial celebs could get worse...that chick from Florence And The Machine was kinda gross...and Weyes Blood, a bit.
>>224252858sweater weather doesnt start here until november
>>224252858More of a trench coat guy
>>224252838For me it's Lauren Mayberry.
>>224252838she's getting kinda old though
>>224252871she's always 17 in my mind
so randum XD
would sexo this who-oar
"You're weird if you like feet". The ancient Greek and Roman poets who considered refined ankles, high arches, soft soles and graceful steps as part of the 'feminine ideal', were they... "weird"? Or the Chinese who erotically celebrated small, dainty feet in their literature?
the /int/ discord channel I'm on is just sad, it's so clearly a simp channel, but I kinda enjoy zoomzoom in the same way I enjoy mousey, sue me
Why haven't you put in 10 preorders for GTA 6?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787880101503385.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787880101503385.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787880101503385.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787880101503385.mp4
>>224252356>我不会为资本主义政府工作,爸爸。毛不会赞成这个国家变成这样
Death to the dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKH0wJJ4YA
>>224252892would she sexo you tho?
>>224252528Knew a foid who liked creampie porn
>>224252875pedos aren't welcome here
>>224252916built for BAC
>>224252896I don't play videogames because videogames are bing bing wahoo bullshit for small children.
>>224252535The head is literally Hillary Clinton
Hitting the penjamin and blasting bob marley
people who obsess over "pedos" are a bunch of gynocentric pathetic losers
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
it is gibbering imbeciles who should be writing Hollywood shows, this last age of American media proves it, college educated lesbians and workaladies are not the solution
I don't read the posts of non-/cum/ flags
>mexican is pro-pedo>ICE found over 3000 missing children in one monthreally makes you think
>>224252933This would mean a lot more if it wasn't goshpedo saying it
The president is a pedo and no one cares
>>224252942Every single booth this year has AI slop posters and signs lol
>>224252929Me too except I'm listening to Slayer. Sitting outside in the park sunbathing right now too. Hitting both the weed & nic pens.
>>224252952il filINO, signoriiii
>>224252952nice to see americans carpooling now
>>224252953he could fuck a child on live television and still get 30% approval rating with congress refusing to impeach
Tatebros get in the War Room. How do we save Andrew?
>>224252942VGH...THE PNE...
>>224252933I just follow the current thing. If people stop caring about pedos then I'll also stop caring.
>>224252953>>224252965Our PM is friends with Ghislaine Maxwell and NOT A SINGLE person cares or looked into this. This is simply the norm. In fact they tried to discredit those who acknowledged the real photo instead lol
>>224252949This
imagine thinking a 17yo girl and a 5yo girl are the same bunch of retards
>>224252964done em wit that one
>>224252971Stop noticing chud
>>224252967His lawyer revealed that his cars are all rented, kek.
Not a fan of goshpedo personally
I didn't realize it as a kid but the best part of the PNE is the marketplace.
>>>/v/746278205jason is posting on /v/ now
>>224252983WHY is he back? He is hated. He needs to leave
>>224252991because you idiots keep giving him attention
>>224252991Isn't he the thread cuck? Or is it a different Mexican
>>224252765>puter>whimsy>yipeepeople who talk like this are molested
>>224252994I'm not
just a chud with his cud
remember when America killed the pope and installed and American one?
Gonna go jerk off to amateur lesbian pornography
>>224252992Nobody's going to let that black get close to their boat of any kind
Pope Francis recited the shahada before he died
>>224253027
Thinking about going to Lake America this weekend
history may record that my last word in this life was 'gool'
>>224253045That's me and my two friends who put up with me
>>224253027obsession with lesbianism is a gateway to trannyism
Pathetic papists and their bullshit popery. Buncha Jacobite scum ITT.
>>224252528If they do watch porn it's either rough/gangbang or lesbian, according to the stats. They mostly read smut. Exhibitionists go on social media and basically run free cam shows revolving around viewers daring them to do things.
>>224253057>>224252994
>>224253063that Cromwell movie with Richard Burton is great, it is up there with Patton and Fear & Loathing for portrayals of charismatic maniacs who may have had a point after all
>>224252858No i like summer. Sweater weather is just prelude to arctic tundra that wants to destroy my car.
i have a weak chin and i look much better with a beard
dropped into an OF whores free discord server and explained my theory that since women hoard sex to enrich themselves rape is an act of praxis and the reactions caused me to experience an emotion like what i imagine other people feel when they go out clubbing with their friends and shit, a levity which i have not felt since childhood which i believed was foreclosed in my life
>dropped into an OF whores free discord server
>>224253088Cromwell was based
>>224253071
>>224253120how is that not a Jeet
>>224253120This is peak mexican comedy
love this songhttps://youtu.be/OiC1rgCPmUQ
>>224253107watching those random ass people that i do not know argue was the least apathetic i’ve felt in a long time
>>224253120>hydrate>piss in bottle>re-hydrateBig soda hates this simple trick
me logging into PH like
listening to a 17 minute song rn
>>224253151INNA GADDA DA VIIIIDA, HONEY
https://files.catbox.moe/kim0rx.mp4
>>224253151Is it Dogs
The former KFC that was turned into a Mexican restaurant that was actually Venezuelans went out of business. Thank god, their food was fucking terrible. I literally saw them buying tons of old el paso beans cans at the store
>>224253160>>224253167santa esmeralda - wages of sin
>>224253170Guess they ran out of strays.
screaming the N-slur at my TV again
>>224253182What a good little boy ayeKnows his place at this point me thinks innit
Pre order GTA 6 right now
>>224253192no it looks like doo doo and the main protag is a bwc loving homo
>>224253182he's pretty cool for an all around evildoeralso, I couldn't believe he's a featherweight, the guy seems big
>>224253201he was a terrifying skeleton on the scale at featherweight kept alive by coke
>>224253185THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>224253192I just did, thanks for telling me
>>224253192no
>>224253185FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>224253192Why would I do that?
>girl starts aggressively friend zoning me>immediately meet another girl >when she's in my car she sees the text messages popping up and asks who that is>just say "a friend" start smirking devilishly It's just so much fun lmfao
>>224253192/v/ told me it was woke so i shan't be buying it
my girlfriend calls me big boy
>>224253201also, Roadhouse is the best original/remake pair of movies I've ever seen, they're both completely different, and both are great fun
>>224253095Honestly I do agree with you, but Fall in September and October is pretty kino. I really like it when we have a warm Autumn, actually. An "Indian summer." I'm just coping because Summer is almost over, haha.
i love Hitler but a lot of these more recent Hitler fans are very cringe especially the women
>>224253176was he wrong though?
I unironically pre-ordered the $100 ultimate edition of gta 6
>>224253213so badass
https://files.catbox.moe/d0d3cz.mp4
>>224253192I don't have a ps5 pro there's no point
My supper? A hotdog a chicken burger and a can of beer
also, people talk shit about the Cage version of Wicker Manbut I'll ya whutthe original is gimpy and awkward whereas the remake is not as corny as everyone makes it seemsI mean, people should really not rate the original Wicker Man that highlyalso, all the folk horror I've ever seen was kind of badexcept for The Ritual, that was OK
>>224253257i hope its a tallcan
>>224253237Bad post but your pic makes up for it
>>224253252She has a bad attitude but she is correct that 99% of engineers are gross retard manlet fags with superiority complexes. Most insecure people ever.
>>224253252she's not wrong. going into engineering while hot is like being the biggest fish in the smallest of ponds. only thing is, that's enjoyable for men not women
*seemthere was also an obscure folk horror with Ralph Ineson, that guy is a fucking gem, and it was pretty good, British, I think
>>224253252she could just date a firefighter or something I don't understand why she thinks she should care how ugly her STEM classmates are
>>224253266Coors light
https://files.catbox.moe/c12ld7.mp4
>>224253280maybe her rancid sewerwater personality is making her rely on her education to find a match
remember coors light lime? that was terrible
*BEEEEEEEELCH*
mexico put up more of a fight than canada did
>>224253291damn, did it make im go Nip Bateman on their asses?
>>224253290Before my time
>>224253288>i lost>i hate the constitution (dangerously close to sucking monarchist dick with this one)>i hate the declaration of independence (full blown monarchist dick sucking)holy sour grapes there is no way confeds were really singing this right
>>224253237The shareholders appreciate your contribution
we need to nuke argentina for giving us 3 year old beef
The overwhelming majority of people who graduate engineering just end up being glorified """""project manager""""" pencilpushers who never perform an ounce of actual engineering work. And that's not even counting the hordes who drop out of engineering before ever graduating. It always baffles me why the fuck so many people get into that field while apparently not having the faintest bit of interest in it.t. incelgineer who performs real engineering work
I'll take your finest bimbofication gas please
corr just huffed a papustani from braphoofterpropa wencsum diss
>>224253318Most corned beef comes from Brazil and it's been terrible for years now. Just gristle and nodules and what are obviously blood vessels and chunks of arteries. Shit is disgusting now.Brazil is on thin ice.
>>224253339Brazil has no ice because it's too warm
>>224253323
Beef is unironically the reddit of meats
>>224253342https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_in_Brazil
I love Canada, I really do
canada is the dallas cowboys of hockey
>>224253358why
>>224253358I do to, every time I go there I have a good time
>>224253352What's the 4chan of meats? Fish?
>>224253321>never perform an ounce of actual engineering work.what is actual engineering work?
>>224253358<3
I've been sort of saving The Holdovers for myself & senpai for more than a year cause I was just all over that, being a Wes fan, I absorbed that so thoroughly that this Xmas might just be the time to unleash that cracking tale on my relatives & me!
>>224253369Deenz
>>224253369hot dogs
>>224253358best country in the worldtotal canadian love
>>224253371sucking cock and drinking cum while wearing thigh highs
>>224253392Holy shit call CNN
>>224253399seems more like a programmers job desu
>>224253403engineers had that reputation long before programmers
i know elysium gets a lot of flak but i like the part where that guy gets turned into ground beef from being hit by an automatic rail gun.
and I should add The Holdovers is much superior to any Wes movie since Mr. Fox, which can't be said of the art of that Minecraft Mormon guy, who is also pretty fun, and the newer Wesley Wales movies are not half bad, really
>>224253371if engineers did actual work they wouldnt be engineerstheyd be machine operators or tool and die makers or something
new>>224253418
>>224253013It's a literal homeless troon with an anime profile pic in the uncropped image so you are definitely right
