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futacock.
What should I say for my email to this girl I like?
>>224254261has a mutt ever been so thoroughly exposed and btfo
hey nowyoure a gock stargot gta onget spayed
Been in the tub for an hour
It’d be nice if the tranny schizo spammers would fuck off
Mah dih lea
>>224254297I like you and I want you, we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours
>>224254297just send her a pic of your cock
Dih bih gah
We ought to change the name of this general to Pearl Jam
'Nadians ain't got no grit
>>224254297I know you'll never have a gockUnless I make that happen for you, tooI'm sorry, let's work togetherTowards your gock!
>>224254327My Flames :)
suda sugga niggadihh ferfari
>>224254325by allah I hate w*men
That seething fag is all alone in his nu lmao
Crazy how canadians claim to be good at ice soccer when they lost the olympics and cant even make it to a stanley cup
that seething canadian is all alone without his stan lee, lmao>>224254346LOL!
I do not care for intra-/cum/ feuds
>>224254343heh
>>224254343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZP1MlXuUccSITTIN ALONE BY THE TELEPHONESHE'D BEEN CRYIN ALL NIGHTTHE VOICE ON THE LINE SOUNDED SO UNKINDSHE WAS HEARIN HIM RIGHT!
stop fighting
>>224254352me neither. ape together strong
>They'll stone you when you're trynna make a buck
It is good custom to assume everyone around you hates you with a burning passion and is waiting for an excuse to collectively stomp on your skull untill it is a bidimensional object
AIEEEEEEEE
>>224254346>>224254351Guys it was just a funny edit it's not a big deal
I went for a swim in Lake America earlier
>SAAR>THAT OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST IS NOT AMERICAN HE IS OF JEWISH BELIEF>DO NOT REDEEM THAT OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL>SAAAAARRR!!!
>>224254359NIGGA YOU BETTER PICK UP A BAT AND HIT SOME SHIT
>>224254371A couple jeets drowned in lake America last month
>>224254366I need to inform you again that everyone in that picture is Canadian
>>224254377
>>224254374They already made the water brown
Hes still seething lmao
>>224254378Kaberle was czech, bozo
>>224254390He's a raped bitch
>>224254374The Toronto suburb of Richmond Hill used to be known as a fancypants yuppie WASPy area
>>224254377Hopefully they fished the jeet bodies out before they contaminated the water
the fate of all canadians
>>224254404>fraudgers capholy cringe
after finding out there are cockroaches living in my apartment building i put out ten sticky traps all around my apartment to get an idea of if they're getting in my apartment itself or it's just the hallway and my no doubt disgusting neighbor's units they're infesting. three days nothing, today check the kitchen one and see something in the trap. get ready to draft a very angry email to my landlord and the property manager before taking a closer look at the day's catch: something looks... wrong. The legs are too long. Hold up to light. Oh. Well. Somehow a cricket got in my apartment. One of my neighbors must have pet reptiles as wild crickets are fairly rare in this area. Anyway, day four no roaches in sticky traps. Perimeter defense poisons are being sprayed anyway. I will make my place fort knox of roach death traps.
https://youtu.be/xeWtbDBkpec?is=rD_5oWG-pR-wasxU
>>224254396Better than some mutt!
>>224254407¡Viva Los Doyers!
This will be mine when I get a million dollars (never)
>>224254417>theyre all canadian!>uh, well, um, better than being a mutt!
I'm still SAARing better than I even didEating food from the floorShitting right out on the street
>>224254422just hit a boat lick. just play GTA in real life
>>224254420kill yourself
>>224254404Sar please understandShe did not redeem the molestation so she must goBlood bitch basterd
>>224254425EXTREMELY true
>>224254422Cost of a small recreational plane is like $100-150k, totally affordable if you work hard.Cost of a basic shitty helicopter is like $500,000 for a used one, $700 for a new one, and $1.5 million for a decent new one. Absolute fuckery.
>>224254297goatis says men sending love or romantic messages/texts to women is cringe and women only care if the man is attractive
>>224254440
>>224254436seethe more amerimutt
>>224254448Will you marry me?
nickelback is badass
>>224254440OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>224254449that canadian teams suuuuuck when it comes to the finals? yes!
>>224254436I haven't seen a white doctor in 8 years. Truly grim.
>>224254448i’m not taking advice from goatse nigga
Why didnt the canadian hockey team just cover themselves in jam if they wanted to win so badly
im a chudim an incelwhat are they doing herebillions must dieeeTHEEEYRE BURNING DOWN THE WeeeeEEEeeST
>mfw economic d-day
enough hockey, let's talk gockey
>>224254462OHNONONONONO
>>224254458i'm not a fag
>>224254456his controlled heabobbing is actually not even offensive to me instinctually, I gotta give it up for that!
>>224254444Yes it's really quite unfair. Already went through the trouble of getting my license, though, and it's not like they're good for any 'ol aircraft
>>224254461K I N Ohttps://youtu.be/sUjXbH-2LGw?is=iPHlGA7rQioEJMc4
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS WORSE THAN OCT 7TH
VOLUMES
>>224254464i recently left my romanian doctor for an egyptian one. the romanian woman was a hack. she misdiagnosed me twice for fairly serious things then fucked up an important referral. i accepted the egyptian guy because he was born in london and sounds like prince harry. that was good enough for me given the options readily available.
>>224254461https://youtu.be/DGc3e0BUG1Y?si=QMLb9fCUNc-vfKUb
>Jakub Dobeš is a Czech professional ice hockey player
Stop making fun of canadians for losing in the only thing theyre known for to their neighbor who only has a passing interest in it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the first eagles album is kinda goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clqsYJfQ6GQ
>>224254488Steal one. You deserve it. Society OWES you a helo.
Without looking it up I'm going to say Romanians are whiteThat's my guess
>>224254506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73x16ne6auo
Sportstalk is fucking gay
>>224254448I am attractive and she has seen me irl
>>224254498what a coincidence, im listening to a song from that album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF39qqBBwyA
>mfw Israel gets 9 billion instead of 10 billion a year
>>224254519
>>224254297Women are generally turned on by violence. Open with an elaborate rape fantasy story of you raping her repeatedly in your burger king studio apartment
drinking milk
>>224254515In broad strokes, Romanians could be described as Latins or part of the Romance group, with some Slavic admixture, plus some other more marginal stuff mixed in.
Gortsfalk is sucking tay
>>224254515the guy who plays Glompf in the Apprentice looks exactly like a younger Mark Hamill and he's Romanian, but no, Romanians are generally not all that white
may 28th should be an official holiday named after rob ford
>>224254448>looksmaybe in high school.no money. no honey.
>>224254504>expecting buffalo sports teams to ever win anything
im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud
>>224254521if you are attractive it doesn’t matter what you say. if you are not attractive it doesn’t matter what you say
>/hoc/ and redditjeet faggotrydon't like this one bit
bitch niggas
/hoc/ is the only thread I feel comfortable in since I know everyone is white. except russians but they don't post there anymore.
>>224254558boo hoo, nigga
...should we all just regress back to Tennessee Jed?
>>224254515some are a tad swarthy but white-adjacent. my romanian roommate in college was blonde russian type. smoked like a chimney, which i wasn't terribly pleased about. he did have access to high quality weed, however, which was illegal at the time, so it was an acceptable pairing.
I look at this thread and all I think is bud1
>>224254531>an elaborate rape fantasy story of you raping her repeatedly in your burger king studio apartmentShe is from Taiwan so this might actually work kek>>224254553Lets see what happens
>>224254566>fins>kongs fans>golden squires fans>laffs fans>cantpucks fans>white
>>224254548get OUT of my MIND CHARLES!
>>224254579bro is fkmaxxing
You guys are my friends
>The canadian got btfo so hard hes trying to change the subject now
Russians are white except for the ones who are visibly Asian
>>224254583there are zero kongs fans in /hoc/ or in reality
pete buttigieg? more like pete booty judge LMFAO
>>224254596what about the ones that are visibly arab of some kind
>>224254591**hugs**
They said we're plain darn gon' beat th' yacht rock outta ye, boy. Well, I reckin' they wuz wrawng!
>>224254603Examples?
Papoose might deadass be the new Jay
>>224254611
>>224254600What did he meme by this?
>>224254602they dooby like that
>>224254616Papoose is almost 50 doubt it
>>224254616He looks like Samuel L JacksonSamuel L Poose
>>224254598tru
>>224254622What part of Russia is he from
>>224254591
>>224254639that's some kind of Caucasus monkey obviously just look at it
>>224254639The part that used to mutilate Russian soldiers
>>224254639chechoslovakia
Are Russian jews white? Yes because they hardly have any middle eastern blood in them
>>224254576https://youtu.be/1A7crkIe-OM
>>224254657woah woah woah just hold your horses there buster
>>224254639100% chechen
>>224254627https://youtu.be/QUHkQ9vP_lA
>>224254660tennesee chud
>>224254660WELL HELL IF DAT JES AIN'T BOCEPHUS!great song tho, that is on a level above Cash
>>224254669sweet kitty
>>224254657no
>>224254587Difference is I don't like feet
>>224254676
>>224254679I bet you have nice feet
>>224254627what in TARNATION
>>224254616Idk what this means, sounds like some weird gibberish from a sci Fi short story
>>224254682rip to your cords in the near future
Really, ultimately, as a guy's listen to alla dat, Cash just sort of struck out where the swing of transatlantic Celtic music is concerned, he never got that beat, tho he was fine as a singer-songwriter
Abolish race, end it now destroy all the races and colors we're done with this racism crap we're moving on
>raidTURDS
Gonna do some late night reading. Hopefully mom doesn't notice my bedroom light and come in to scold me
>>224254677I thought this chud died.
>>224254712We should judge each other based on religion instead like how the English did to the Irish
>>224254684They're manly and calloused and I have a planters wart on one of my heels, I'd probably wear socks if I had sex
I'd vote for the skeletonized corpse of Rob Ford over his woke brother DOUG.
Abolish religion, end it now destroy all the religions and faiths we're done with this religion crap we're moving on
>>224254717I hope she throws your book out the damn window
>>224254740She should burn all his books to teach a lesson
>>224254737Rob would be way more incensed about this nonsense than Doug is
>>224254717I keep your mom's bed light on so I can see her ugly face while im fucking her whore vagina
Rob was a man of the people, citizens actually called his personal cell phone and he would help them
>>224254739Strangle the last racist with the entrails if the last priest
>>224254717You have to be 18 or older to post on this webzone
Imagine you go to check on your kid for the night and you catch him browsing /cum/. I think I'd shoot myself . Ultimate confirmation you failed as a parent
imagine you go to check these dubs
>>224254739feminism is a religion btw
>>224254785if they remade Poltergeist for the second time...
imagine if die hard was called live soft
need sleep
love black women me
>>224254817You don't need to live soft you can just buy viagra dummy
>>224254817what are we doing here, call up Bill Murray!
chinese from taiwan do thisbut ya see, mainland chinese do THAT
>>224254833
>>224254824the big ones with the curly hair or the skinny ones with white girl hair
>>224254837lmfao
>>224254824same
I'm doing some reading & journalling tonight as well :]
>>224254841skinny with curly hair
obama is only half black
we're smoking dynamite
>>224254841like thicc type mo better
just ripped a rancid fart from anusberg
Still thinking about that mud tsunami in Nepal.Never seen anything quite like it in my life
>>224254938they're trying to cover it up by saying it was a glacier breaking off and falling into a lake that overflowed into rivers below. but the truth is that >>224254927 did it with his massive farts.
>>224254947I KNEW it!!
>>224254767I'm 23
>>224254889Nigger also lived in Indonesia for some reason
>>224254958Why is your mom checking in on you are you special needs ?
In this weird state of over heating for no reason feel like I need to lie down on the cool floor like a dog
IF YOU BELIIIIEVETHEY PUT A MAN ON THE MOONMAN ON THE MOOOOOOOON(GIT AT, GIT AT)
>>224254971Yes I unironically have autism
well you see NEGROES can't be measured with a stick you gotta take up a whole new system of perception in relation to that kind of men
>>224254986My dad would do this
my yard is almost completely dead. time to plant seeds and hope it comes back.
>>224254938they had that tsunami in India or whatever 20 years ago that killed 250K people
>>224254997Grow up, take responsibility for yourself tell your mom to fuck off
lets see how this email goes
W seed
>>224254824I think black women are ugly I love white women with big ass butts
>>224255015Don't ever. Don't EVER tell me to grow up.
now, are we measurin' mandingos and bracin' for just a good ol' crime waveor are we about dem purer bantu and da extermination of errything what don't shake their booty?now wuz it gon' be?
Don't they have generals for slavs
Canadian Jason sucks
>>224255029too much ass
now I never mentioned the third race, them Sudaneseman, they probably eat their captivesand go bunga bunga by the congo bongo all night long!
>>224254885I’m frustrated
>drafting an email love letterIs this how boomers flirt
>>224254885I'd suck these bad boys down
Take her to clown town
I heart whores
>>224255090>Is this how boomers flirtNo it's how people in a professional setting flirt
take him to detroit
Total namefag deathTotal personalityfag death
suphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwxpMIEZ9fg
she ain't never experienced crawling in her skin BITCHshe never laid down sick rhymes to a DJ BITCHdoes she even know the why of the one thing BITCHBITCH
>>224255111Good luck with that lol
its such a shame
>>224255131She's from Taiwan and is very Taiwanese, being completely unamericanized apart from her English. She'll be frank whether she's interested or not.
>>224255119hi
>>224255119how's greece?
>>224255119Hello fren, I've had a pretty crazy week
Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak when you open it to speak? Are you smart?
goodnight
how the fuck did hasan become a national question down there overnight? jew lobby is really that powerful huh?
>>224255162Can I eat your ass?
>>224255148>She's from Taiwan and is very TaiwaneseI don't see what that has to do with anything. Sending an email love letter is weird. She could be from Africa Zimbabwe or Antarctica, doesn't make a difference
>>224255153I never watched this show, seems like everyone loves it.>>224255158Very hot but I'm enjoying myself, went on a vinyl shopping spree but I found a store that sells second hand in pretty good condition. Found this for 8 Euros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0sxgYAmLM>>224255162Hello, what happened bro?
>>224255188Once you add ass eating to your repertoire it becomes an appreciated act and respected craft
>>224255248Do you think we could be friends irl?
>>224255261We live in different countries
Friend's sister complimented how white my teeth are today. Surprising to me because I drink 2 cups of coffee and a cup of tea every day and only brush in the morning
>>224255297Your teeth are probably average, but it gave her an opportunity to make a move on you
I'm first generation taiwanese
how do you 'turn japanese'that song makes no sense
>>224255373konnichiwa
>>224255379it's about men wearing makeup and trying to come onto chicks on the scene, I gather
>>224255459zoo wee mama! gta 6 looking good
wish i weren't an incel, with i was normal
>>224255490That’s the GTA6 main character where you play as a whore, get fucked, and then troon out irl
There's a big tear in the crotch of my undergarments so I'm just walking around the house with my cock and balls visible until mom sees the hole and makes me throw my boxers out
Coffee: INPoo: OUT
>>224255384How about kuntichiwa
>>224255608Literally the best part of the morning
>>224255222>Hello, what happened bro?Spent all week working and schooling, contemplated fucking a surprisingly attractive and androgynous local tranny yesterday who seemed friendly on Xitter before xhe glanced at my profile and saw all my chuddery there, and now I'm starting to drown in options for pussy and have 4 options all of which I'm pretty excited for.
>>224255619https://vocaroo.com/13rhkXb3Axtj
>>224255689Bit zesty
>>224255689>contemplated fucking a surprisingly attractive and androgynous local tranny yesterday who seemed friendly on Xitter before xhe glanced at my profile and saw all my chuddery therelel>and now I'm starting to drown in options for pussy and have 4 options all of which I'm pretty excited forhell yeah dude, what are the options? go for that instead of the tranny obviously
Insomnia kicking my ass
>>224255373Umm you’re Chinese
>>224255756https://stavbot.github.io/
Just read through the threadholy F*CK canada got BTFO!
>>224255297It seems like a lot of people don’t brush their teeth everyday, such that maintaining basic standards makes you part of a tiny elite. Kind of like how some insanely tiny portion like 1% of people has a 6-pack
I wish I was in Baltimore to make secession traitors roar
Niggas so broke they can't afford mouthwash
>>224255792sheeeiiiittt ayo
>>224255763Pizza Hut got him
>>224255806mouthwash is bad for you mouth flora
>>224255750>what are the optionsCute Pasifika girl with big tits who always sites next to me in one of my classes (I talked to her earlier today and she seems interested, I thought she was Latinx but either way I'll ask her next week), a skinny dark-skinned Italian girl in two of my classes who plans on going into the CIA, a very pretty tall fit White girl with big jugs who I presume is Midwestern given her pale skin, and a very cute Taiwanese girl. I'll check it all out over the course of this week.
How about instead of Domino’s, it’s Domina’s, and they deliver you a dominatrix to give you CBT + peg you
What would you say to an Ethnically Japanese man who lives in Hawaii and calls himself American
>>224255838replace cbt with chastity
>>224255821Get his ass
What if collected our farts in bottles and compared the smells
>>224255831Nice, I'd go first for the two big tits options - naturally...
Flora?
i want a gf
How about the Trojan Whores
I want you to slip and break your neck in the shower
>>224255883I shit and busted my nut in the shower
>>224255860>I'd go first for the two big tits optionsI'm doing the exact same. There's other options too but those are just the ones that have caught my eye the most.The Taiwanese girl I've had a crush on for a while though.
>>224255896Good post
What if you slip and break your gock
>>224255908>I'm doing the exact sameGood man. >The Taiwanese girl I've had a crush on for a while thoughI'm not much into Asian girls usually but to each their own, I did see 3 cute Chinese girls downtown the other day. Also saw a short black guy walking with his fat asian gf holding hands.
Did you guys get your pre order in? It's gonna be a blast!
>>224255929>Also saw a short black guy walking with his fat asian gf holding hands.
>>224255939
>>224255929>I'm not much into Asian girls usually but to each their ownShe's super cute and small. I'll talk to her irl next week to ask her out.
>>224255960>I am really excited for the possibility of having sex with JasonLOL
Don't care about goy theft auton
Somebody needs to start producing consumer grade smell tech. I can diagnose sounds on my car better now but I cant diagnose smells at all because I barely have a sense of smell and most of the time I cant smell anything at all because of all the trade work ive done
>>224255939this looks like shit wtf
>>224256059What did you expect? They just got a bunch of Indians to vibe-code it using ChatGPT
>>224255942She was bigger then him btw, not chubby cute fat but unhealthy fat. >>224255973Get her bro, I wish you luck :)
>>224256075than*
>>224256075I saw an interesting map a while back that showed a binary of whether each country tended to have wives fatter than their husbands, or husbands fatter than their wives, but I can’t find it saved anywhere on my devices, and I’ve never been able to find it again
>>224256137It was a map of Europe, specifically
When you're watching a bad anime do you drop it or force yourself to finish it
Girls are pretty
Having a dr pepper blackberry and hot chips when I wake up from my cat nap
>>224256137>wives fatter than their husbandsArabs I believe are the worst offenders
>>224255939looks like they hired the animators from ass creed
>>224256137would be interested to see that
>>224256075I'll let you guys know what happens this week, it'll be fun
>>224256202I remember seeing an apparent cultural rift on the map between Latin and Germanic Europe, but it was so long ago I can’t remember which side went which way with 100% certainty
haven't worked out in a weekI cannot afford to not be working out
>>224256222Do tell >>224256242>Latinmakes sense>Germannot gonna lie I do like a German slightly chubby blonde angel
>>224256292Wait me too
>>224254288>>224254288>>224254288phwoar may as well reuse diss breaingtonbergidization while we at it isnae it
>>224256177Drop it
so many great posts in this thread, sad to see it go
>>224256544I'd like to hug you
>>224256544I love you
>>224256544It was a good run https://youtube.com/watch?v=snd-6zgqKQs&
