Canadian excellence-edition
DENOUCE THE USA
an me way tae be daein paepees
gud kyuss interview datwun waslots of music history in 25 mins
these unscented wet wipes seem pretty fucking scented to me what the fuck bro
>>224256364Shiddington who do you want to win the USOpenis?
Feel a poo brewing in my guts
>>224256432sara bejlekjack draperwtf has lena got bogged? her face looks more toned
>>224256432if not beijlek den lena
bro never seen poos like mineim like samuel l jackson in pulp fiction wiv regard to foot massages but transposed into the defecatory realm of the brown-skin arsche-furter
if not drsper den andriy rublevwould love to see him win
Raga waga
The King of Norway died
>>224256761They make more
Afghanistan is full of Epsteins
>>224256772>>224256792Epstein may or may not have fucked the princess of Norway
>>224256925Umm okay. What's the takeaway?
kirin changed their north american brewery from anheuser busch to new belgium and now it tastes super legit
>>224256984>What's the takeaway?We could plausibly get an Epstein dynasty of Norway sometime this century
>>224257028I love New Belgium trippel
brits will see my DNA and still be like "NGOBO IS MORE ENGLISH THAN YOU!"lmao
Have heard Rabbi be used as a derogatory insult more than once this week
>>224257088>>>/mu/131378030Found youuuu
Are we hyped?
>>224257727Is this from one of those Magic Mike movies
>>224257732No it's the new GTA
>>224257727I don't have a console. I'm waiting for the PC release
Been awake since 5pm
The longest I've ever spent on 4chan was 20 hours straight
>what's this? a msyterious piece of alien technology has fallen from the sky and landed at my doorstep? better start fucking with it right now instead of calling one of the dozen people I know who are better suited to deal wit this kind of thing!
ayo dis nigga readin comic books and actin surprised they all act like retarded children
Canada is my favorite
favourite*
You, me and Booker T. A short children's story by anon.
Canadians are out here worrying about losing a lake while the USA sends $2 billion to nepal in aid
>>224260268i sure hope it isn't all embezzled
More like 500k kek
I think it's absolutely wild that Nepal will probably rebuild all those small communities that were annihilated by that flood, BUT historically black communities will never build anything
>You can exaggerate aid to israel but not nepalreally makes you think
israel should receive 50 billion in live nuclear missiles falling from heaven
/cum/ has taken it too far. Apologize.
>>224260494i wish jeets would leave the western hemisphere, or kill themselves, preferably both.
How's your day going?
called my gf a redditor and she got offended by it
>>224260589what's it like having a gf?
>>224260608it has its ups and downsright now is a down
>>224260634would you still be with her if you didn't have sex?
>>224260667yeah
>>224260679fascinating.
>>224260690innit
mexicans and south americans are closer to european at this point than they are native american, genetically speaking of course
>>224260268The US government should send me $2 trillion in personal aid. I’d make good use of it.
>>224260973yeah, eating poop
>>224260579How about Saint Thomas of Assisi
>>224257727yes and no. I grew up with the GTA games but honestly fuck rockstar dragging this shit out for so long. Absolutely milked the fuck out of GTA V online and then some. 13 fucking years, like come on. I'm pretty sure we got GTA III, Vice City, San Andreas, GTA IV, and GTA V(not even counting spin off games like BoGT) within 13 years.
>>224260970average mexicans have 55-65% native dna
I'm excited for that Witcher 3 clone coming out in a week. Looks good
>>224261021Part of the problem is probably that the culture is moving so fast lately. Making a big AAA game takes years. A lot of YouTube videos coming out lately feel out of date and irrelevant within days. That isn’t true for evergreen content, but GTA isn’t necessarily evergreen; they do a lot of cultural current thing commentary in their games. Imagine working on the game for a few years, thinking it’s nearly ready to come out around 2019 or so, and then society massively changes during the covid BLM years. Okay, let’s scrap everything, and make a new woke tranny nword-hell game. Whoops, it’s 2024, the woke was just put away, and we need to scrap everything and start again, again…
>>224261156You're slurping on that rockstar cock
>>224261156so they failed to align their goals and their project timeline. perhaps if they hired 1000 more bipocs and women, it will get finished.
might as well jump
>>224261293JUMP
I was only a kid back then, but I imagine the hidden sex game in san andreas gave the game tons of publicity if anything else. IRC it was san andreas specifically that really got parents talking about GTA.
Good day sirs
>>224261493I played San Andreas for the first time in 2007 I just ran around cutting NPCs heads off with the katana and never played the story
best bierfavorite thing in gta, back then, was probably just driving around
>>224261555check'd I live in Kansas City and literally never had our premier beer. Think I'll pick some up today.
>>224261626Pick it up at the barcade sista!
>>224261626their wheat beer is more of a standard style, but still good, the tank 7 is quite strong in taste, along the lines of an i.p.a., some don't like strong beers.
I don't like AI taking jobs except uber drivers and doordashers, fuck those faggots
¡Negro Peligro!
>>224256925And Sweden
Just heard dogberg sigh downstairs
>>224262012Give dogberg a hug
>>224261172No. I have no plans to buy GTA 6. I never even bought GTA 5. It’s more a comment on how AAA games that cost billions of dollars, and take many years to create may be less viable going forward.
>>224261651gypsy crusader is a gypsy
>>224261537>I just ran around cutting NPCs heads off with the katana
For me it's Old Grand-Dad 7
Pumpkin plants coming in nicely
Do people still celebrate earth day
>>224262703I celebrate arse day
RUNNING WITH THE DEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL [FACE MELTING SOLO]
soon
ah shoot i forgot there was an eclipse last night. oh well.
Momstein said I can order pizza and a cookie from Papa John's
hello
The bottle appearing out of thin air when Jason is picking something from the fridge tells me all I need to know about how shitty GTA 6 is going to be
>>224262913what kind of pidser?
I'm going to play GTA6 b/c i'm a retarded gun and ball nigger.
>>224263017Light sauce extra cheese with bacon bits and red pepper flakes
i need to shout at gymberg because he failed to inform me i would be lightheaded. i also saw like 6 demons.
>>224263069Fuck I mixed it up light cheese extra sauce I've been up all night
>>224263069>>224263095sounds good
ive fallen in love with a girl on discord im so down bad /cum/ we havent even voice chatted only text chatted but i examined my feelings and theyre real
>>224263135You are chatting with a gay guy pretending to be a girl
>>224263149thats not true ive seen her face and shes either cis or she passes extremely well
>>224263161Has xhe seen your ugly ass face?
>>224263181i think my face is actually pretty solid.but no, she hasn't
The farts this morning smell almost identical to the spicy sausage pasta I had last night. And not like shit, like they smell like pasta.How is this even scientifically possible.
>>224263212You are dying
Limbs feel weak after not eating for 2 days
>The Department of Health paid a pollster nearly $100,000 to ask Canadians what environmental steps they took to get fresh air in the home. The most popular response: “Open a window.”
>>224263223Thank God.
>Draaaaaagged dooowwn by the stone...stone...stone...stone...stone...stone...
>>224263212burp that went the wrong way?
>>224263259Now the Canadian government will ban opening windows o algo
Going for a run with dogberg
>>224263407post dogberg
>>224263407Trip and scrape your knee bitch
woke up feeling very horny
>>224263259No way that's not some sort of scam
Oh shit I forgot to watch the GTA trailer. I don't really care about the story. They're usually pretty mid-tier. 90% of the fun of GTA is just exploring and fucking around.
Forgot my coffee this morning and work was out of slop pods so I've had to resort to drinking a can of coke for caffeine.
>>224261021They arent ending GTA Vs online anytime soon either, i strongly suspect they will have some carry over thing to keep milking the paypigs when they add multiplayer to GTA 6
had to listen to the 'headstrong' song during a ride, hate that song and its style
>>224261156I dont think they even seriously started working on GTA 6 until 2020-21 , before that was all pre-production and basic stuff
Actual American SOVLhttps://youtu.be/gsJ4pALlbEM
https://youtu.be/nTC2Axk_znc
momberg is addicted to sugar free mug root beer
lore accurate picture for ants
You light da fireI'll make da ganool dat I got from da boawsOur crew is a very very fine crewWith two stoolies on da foarsLife used to be so coarse
every problem in my life for at least the past decade has been caused by women
>>224263889my mother, my grandmother, my aunts
>>224263811is this loss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCoV1vGLoc
>>224263536unironically my type, but likely for different reasons>have male child>it gets used as a slave its whole life>stuck in brown society if brown>have female child>can be a leach or a slave>can escape brown society if brown
I pre-ordered the $100 ultimate edition of gta6
>>224264086ethical child labour saar
>>224264086richfag
can't imagine spending even $1 on a video game in 2026.
getting emails like "hey, gentle reminder..." bitch i will kill myself in front of you
>>224264086Should actually refund and buy Marathon, Bungie really needs your help
started shotgunning an energy drink when I wake up
can't imagine reading an AI jeetpic
>>224264145gentle reminder to stop being a whiny bitch
>>224264145hey, gentle reminder to ejaculate
>>224264145Killing yourself instead of going postal on the office is sovlles and un-American
>>224264137piratefags are the vegans of gaming
>>224264137sometimes I find games at thrift stores and yard sales for $1then when I beat them I can just throw them away so they don't take up space for my anime figures
developers developers developers developers
>>224264086I think the base game is $110 in Canada
>>224264145I've been mastering the art of jap knees passive aggressiveness for situations like this
>>224264165
got a suspect reply, but didn't pay it any attention
Someone made popcorn for breakfast and the office smells like the popcorn
I'm gonna start connecting computer science foids with medical chads so that way computer science nerds have fewer chances of dating foids. I can't have have programmers being distracted by foid drama at work.
>>224264306microwave fish to make a lobster and butter combo smell
>>224264234meme country
>>224264204I don't pirate, I just don't bother buying new games because they're pozzed faggotshit and grossly overpriced. Never stolen a game in my life.>>224264211This is a decent strategy, sadly Canada has no decent thrift stores. Any time something even remotely good comes into a 2nd hand store some fag buys it up and lists it on eBay for $50.
actually, one thing i miss about living in America is taco belli ate there all the timeauthentic mexican food is overrated imo
>>224264379A lot of cheap games I find are just shovelware 2bh
mexifats
>>224264465were you deported
>>224264465chipotle is priddy gudit's like a mix between fastfood slop and home cooked food
>>224264465I know a mexican guy that says this.
Americlap is probably my favourite of all time, but Mexcrement is a very close 2nd.
For the first time in videogame history old titles are significantly more popular than new titles, both in terms of revenue and player counts. There's a reason why everything is a remaster or re-release nowadays.
fav local 'mexican' place, serves fried tacos with powdered cheese
>>224264620I like the Canadianism "timmigrant"
>>224264717when is this ever used
>>224264686so we can positively conclude that diversity and the democratization of game dev has made games worse.
>>224264703>powdered cheese
Dogberg followed me back to my room for a snuggle sesh
>>224264703Nigga you need better taste holy shit
>>224264765post dogberg right now!
>>224264741When discussing low quality immigrants in menial jobs, like Tim Horton's
I like the powdered cheese that Koreans use on their fried chicken to be desu with you guys
>>224264810Dogberg wants his privacy
>>224264749I think even more noticeable than what I already said and that supports your theory is the complete failure of so many AAA titles in recent years. It's normal to have some duds obviously but look how many have utterly failed in the last 10 years while getting mogged by indie games or titles that are already like 15+ years old.
what is with black women and shaving their head? it looks so bad
>>224264998they go bald, i mean they end up balding, i guess because they brutalize their hair
Woke gone mad, lads. That's what's killing game companies more than anything. Ubisoft was THE company for many years and the last Splinter Cell game was some weird rebirth making grizzled and cynical Sam Fisher into some 40 year old giga-DILF spiderman character with Ryan from The Office injected as a side character because quirk chungus vibes of the mid-2010's. Any time a company tries to be topical but not prescient they fuck it up. GTA IV was able to predict what subcultures would look like 4-5 YEARS before they fully manifested, which is why it has aged so well and doesn't feel dated. By the time most games come out that are trying to hit on the latest trend they're old and that thing isn't valid anymore. Would be amazing if they ever made a decent Splinter Cell game again, but since these games never really appealed to ADHD online gamerfuel types I doubt we'll see one.
>>224264953there is only one good AAA game, and indie games are 1000:1 shovelware titles
>>224264998Blahpipo hair is just all around inconvenient and worse than other hair textures so its easier to shave it off and wear wigs
>>224264998Sometimes it takes a long time for their hair to grow and they also just don't want to deal with it and wear wigs instead.
>>224265137Indie games are often garbage too but because they are cheap people still buy them, AAA games are garbage and very expensive so nobody buys them. The industry is only just starting to realize nobody wants another live service title.
Does anybody want to be antisocial together?
>>224265196tons of people buy aaa games
>>224265265yes but actually no
i hate normalniggers bro what is the need to have loud conversations in a public restroom this is supposed to be a tranquil space can’t we just have some silence in one place for a few minutes
It's just the slow cancellation of the future.
>>224265265i was born anti social and retarded
>>224265276Less than before, which is how this topic originally started and why there are so many remasters now
Wish I were sucking down a buzzball
>>224263446She's tired now >>224263447Rude
>>224265344Being dumb means you hate quiet and being alone with your own thoughts so there must always be some noise or distractions. This is why thirdies have videocalls going 24/7 when they dont even really pay attention to it
Finished my run. Four sets of 20 minutes running separated by 2 minutes of walking. Ended up going like 7.45 miles. Just drank a glass of water and will probably have a late breakfast
Sometimes I think I've just been masking my whole life because sometimes I do something retarded and then feel better afterwards
>>224265399did you not hear me bitch? post dogberg right now!
>>224265456running a lot is actually bad for your heart and overall health
>>224265512Isn't that if you overtrain, have bad form, or don't get enough sleep or food?
>>224265456kinda slow tbqhwy
Who has a safety moment for us before we get started today?
>>224265456are you training to cross european borders
>dirty dishes>fresh out of dish soap
This shits gotta stop, it's 8 in the fucking morning for chrissakes
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>>224265573Yeah I've been faster. Kinda getting back into the swing of it after a break because of a respiratory bug. Also my dog was running with me and wanted to take it easy lol
>>224265548He's just yapping dont take it seriously
>>224265659Do you have room in your garbage can? You can always buy new dishes.
>dirty deeds>done dirt cheap
>>224265675It was only about 50 degrees in American this morning (10C)
How am I gonna squeeze 30 minutes of work into 8 hours today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPMe_ltgpfMdo ya like jaaaz
>>224265713was this song about indians
>>224265769do it on monday
I'm supposed to be pulling an all nighter since I woke up at 4 PM yesterday. Yet it's only 9 AM and I'm so tired.
>>224265784I always thought the lyrics wereDirty deedsThunder chiefAs a kid, so in my mind it is about badass injuns
>>224265784I think it was probably about banging whores, which describes most AC/DC songs.
momberg brought a neighbor girl about my age into the house this morning because she will be dogsitting while we're gone this weekend. I was caught in the kitchen, and so I had to undergo the humiliation ritual of being introduced to her while I was in my sleeping clothes, bedheaded, unshaven, looking overall very slovenly and unemployed
>>224265901Your mom probably warned her about you too lol >my son is a little... special but he means well
>>224265931no, my mom is very oblivious. that's why she never thought to warn me that someone was coming over and was completely unabashed about introducing us
>>224265901Either your mom would rather pay a stranger to baby sit a dog instead of you, or your mom hired her to covertly make sure you don't stick your finger in an electrical socket because you figured out how to remove the safety covers. Many such cases. Sad!
>>224265901Women love that
>>224265901I relate to what you're saying. Just pretend you are a chill guy in a cool detached way. Usually works for bot seeming like an insane person.
>>224265901Are you slovenly and unemployed? No sense starting off a relationship with anything but honesty.
I misread that post but it made it better in my mind, so that's my official headcannon now
>headcannon
Uh oh taylor swift is a pedo now.... could be the big one
Occasionally I go for a scruffy dr house look so people think I'm nonchalant but slightly busy
>>224265901>He just woke up. He's in his bed clothes. Send in the girl.
>>224266156>went from cuntry music to goypopslopIt took you decades to connect the dots
>>224266156Che significa "Taylor Swift is a pedo now"? Che succese?
>>224265980No, we are all away for the weekend. I said this in my post
Does somebody hear that noise? sounds like anon stuck his finger in an electrical socket again
I finally realized why 6 7 is funny lmao
My doctor has informed me that the marks I've been seeing in my panties are not the result of vaginal discharges from arousal but rather little pieces of shit stemming from a perforation in the wall separating my neo-vagina and anus. So I guess it's fair to say that my Friday is off to a craptastic start! How are you guys today?
>>224266156I think when foids decided to make age gap relationships taboo and damnatio memoriae anyone who had legal relations but with someone under the age of majority they thought women would be exempt
>>224266159in 2026 people just assume you're an alcoholic on the verge of being committed to a nut hut
that little FAGGOT with the earring and the makeup?yeah buddy, that his own hair.
With how much libtards claim to hate and want to defund the police, you'd think they'd make it so that something worse than getting moved to a new department would happen when they decide to break into some hood rat's trap house without a warrant. With all the spyware and tech in this century weak men are still too weak to handle accountability.
>>224266405That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it.
>>224266422Liberals claim to hate the police but also want the state to be heavy-handed and jail anyone who makes fun of troons or whatever online. I think they've realized they would rather have unaccountable police that do their bidding instead of social workers.
my comments on spotify do NUMBERS
>>224266405>>224266498I got a job years ago because the guy who was originally hired was crippled when someone dropped a massive CRT television on him from an apartment balcony. Apparently they were trying to lower it down using skipping ropes tied together and they broke and a 32" CRT landed on this dude.
>>224266342Yeah only taylor swift is allowed to fuck 17 year old boys and men have to date women their own age
>>224266501This isn't a thing here
>>224266537That's crazy. CRTs are heavy as fuck.
>>224266585Blud never heard of Minnesota
>>224266585Oh I don't know
>>224266537did the TV survive
Fact: over 90% of people who claim to hate liberals are themselves liberals.
>>224266714libertarian =/= liberal
>>224266714Young left-wing people all claim not to be liberals but then exclusively support liberals
>>224266651>>224266676Talking shit about trans people isn't illegal here.
How can we solve this conundrum
Yall finna pump it today?
>>224266821I'm thinking gay sex
>>224256412what the FUCK
>>224266769It was an example nigga it can also be for saying anything they dont like: blahpipo are dumb, illegals should be deported, and so forth that's why they don't really want police abolished
>>224256412Yummmy mummy
>>224266821put everything in a vacuum
>>224260589>>224260634More like it has its upvotes and downvotes
Steely Dan is crazy work
>>224266880You can't be arrested for saying any of those things here. MAYBE in the UK if you say migrants are cockroaches who need a final solution, then you'll get a fine.
>>224266713Highly doubtful, the guy barely survived. I have a big one from the 2000s and it weighs about 160lbs.
Station to StationGolden YearsWord on a WingTVC15Wild is the WindStayBreadcrumb TrailWasherDon AmanFor Dinner ...Nosferatu ManGood Morning Captain
>>224266953>maybe arrested in the UKAre you the legalcuck guy?
>>224263811I’ve had several American gfs, and they’ve all been from either of the two “acts mean” quadrants
thinking of gooning
>>224264703what is powdered cheese, do you mean the sort of stuff that comes in a Mac and Cheese package
>>224266821Anime perhaps
Faggot ass neighbor playing that one weed beatles song, fuxking faggot
>Muhammad's last words or at least something he said on his deathbed was:>May Allah curse the Jews and the Christians, because they turned the graves of their prophets into places of worship.Dude was a true hater right to the end
>>224266769You have constitutional protections from state interference with your speech, but they just deploy monopolies and social pressure to get you debanked, fired, removed from office (if applicable), removed from the Internet, slandered by the ADL and Wikipedia, etc, if you ever say anything outside the orthodoxy as somebody important in America
thoughts on sexy babes
I don't think it could be that hard to make a functioning ai robo waifu these days
Just got the 5 gig fiber Internet, my shit posting frequency will increase AT LEAST two fold
>>224267232are you a sexy babe?
>>224267281AI still struggles with recall after long conversations
>>224267125Doctor Robert, I Want To Tell You, or Within You Without You?
>>224267281A friend of mine bought a fleshlight, and then complained about how hard it was to clean it after use, and threw it out. Self-cleaning mechanisms for robot pseudo-vaginas are probably a big hurdle for robot AI gfs
>>224267322Well you'll have a waifu in no time then!
>>224267309no
>>224267302but do you have a shit posting loicense?
>>224267342Unfortunately have one of those obsolete living ones instead
cheapest ps5 from best buy
>>224267348why
>>224267355It's included in the terms of service agreement
>>224267376What inflation and RAM hoarding does to a mfer
Hasn't Canada been punished enough?
>>224267322>talkingDon't need it for that
>>224267376Aren’t they dropping the PS6 soon anyway
Time to clean the kitchen
>>22426744289 more years till the humiliation stops
>>224267520What happens in 2115
>sitting at fast food restaurant eating>I'm sat in the very furthest corner to avoid people>a little kid is just running around the place >he comes over right behind my chair and lingers>starts talking to me >he's watching YouTube videos of roblox >my niece watches the same YouTuber so I recognize it>he gets excited and starts showing me his roblox character and favorite roblox games >where the fuck are his parents >I'm done eating at this point but I don't think I can just leave this kid alone unsupervised >guess I'm just fucking babysitting now wtf>I'm getting tons of stares now from other patrons >I really want to gtfo asap>finally after like 10 minutes one of the workers (his mom presumably) comes from the back and asks him what he's doing >he excitedly tells her he made a new friend>she glares at me suspiciously >I tell her I don't mind him hanging out with me but she should know I have to leave very soon and then he'd be unsupervised >at this point I'm getting weird stares from everyone in the restaurant pretty much>I'm extremely socially awkward and probably come off as a total weirdo>say "actually I need to leave right now" and shuffle out the door immediately Wtf man. Probably everyone in there thinks I'm some sort of pedo groomer. I just wanted to eat in peace.
>>224267376Look you weak ass sissy liberal the datacenters need those memory chips way more than you do if you were smart you would just use AI to make money
Booking a trip to Ceuta
>>224267376>Consoles
>>224267546The final member of the Trudeau lineage is executed. Then the Canuckian Maple Oilers win the Stanley Cup.
why are french women so promiscuous?
>trying to withdraw from graduate program>there are no links to a withdrawal form on any of the student self-service webpagesfuck it. the fuckers will know when I just don't show up
>>224266993Not sure. I read a lot about law and stuff >>224267230Yeah there's no legal protection from getting banned from a private platform. FB and some other platforms have been going reeeeal easy on that stuff lately though
why do French women smell so bad?
>>224266988Bowie and uhh Slint? Interesting combo.
I would have respected Canada more if Carney lost
Booking a trip to sexy babe city
>>224267712And we elected some other neoliberal schmuck instead? Meh.
why are french women so hairy?
The fertility rate has barely seen sustainable since the mid 70s, any population growth has been from thieves from other countries.FUCK GAIJIN GAIJIN GO HOME
>>224267761Well I mean Carney is lower than Biden RN so probs bro
>>224267712We legit have no opposition here we are more like Japan or Singapore where the same elites rule the country for decades at a time with only brief intervals
the only people who care about having a bigger population are jews who want infinite expansionline MUST go up goyim, cultural stability is second to the shareholders
>>224267919It's always funny seeing "anti-capitalists" claim we need immigrants because uhhh uhhh its good for the economy and our pensions o algo.
NEW>>224267988
134 million gaijin have invaded the US since 1975. They steal are jerbs and steal are taxes!
The economy is a big retarded fake simulation scam casino. Hopefully the bottom falls out soon in such a way that I won't need to go to work anymore.
>>224268014>>224268014New
