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>Tuna-Upon-Rye Heh that's pretty clever
Would you, yes (you) consider yourself:A lucky personAn unlucky personNo such thing as luck person???
>>224267988I dont like seeing adorable cows or pigs because then I'm compelled to remember my meat-eating hypocrisy.
>>224268039I'm so lucky my nickname is Longshot
i am not a meat eateri am a meat beaterbut also i do eat meat
Thoughts on female breasticles
Total Ana Love
just gooned. its over
>>224268039There is such a thing as experiencing outcomes that are outside one’s control, i.e. largely or entirely a result of random chance, but idk if I really believe in luckiness. To the degree that sort of thing seems to exist, it’s probably attributable to other factors like people treating someone better due to looking attractive or whatever.
>>224268039Very lucky. I have been given many opportunities that I did not deserve and certain out things have worked out in strangely fortuitous ways. Most people with a work ethic like mine would be much worse off than I am. My dad tells me this is just imposter syndrome but I still think it's true. Deep down I'm a bigger loser than it appears on the surface.
17 year old hayley williams
>>224267988ultra cringe webm
>>224268119How about Anal Kasparian
>>224268039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY
https://files.catbox.moe/n9qouk.mp4
>>224268123Sei sbag, Preparation+Opportunity=Luck
>>224268119in reality her breasts are not big
>>224268181Fuck you talking about.
No such thing as luck. It's peak midwit cope
>>224268144Sorry but I can't post the beheading videos you like so much
>>224268176That’s completely different from how luck is normally defined (something like inexplicably beating the odds), and tantamount to saying luck does not really exist
>>224268219
>>224268175why are zoomers so fucking gay
>>224268316/wizard/?
>>224268247If you are prepared to bend down at the waist and the opportunity presents itself to where someone has dropped a $20 bill on the sidewalk, thats luck. È matematica.
people younger than me are having sex
>>224268139>once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that will never change.woah. She was really on to something with that one.
How about the Caliphate of Allahska
>>224268493Unless you're like 15 why would this even surprise or bother you? Gen A ahh nigga
>>224268512isnt she a giga massive whore?
drinking a mean bean monster
>>224268531im a wizard
>>224268537This nigga drinking beans
Saw a video of a fat married white guy take his white family to Japan on vacation and the entire comment section was just brown thirdies seething at WMAF. Wtf happened to this world.
>>224268591>>>/wsg/6217459
>>224268554A true wizard doesn't concern himself with the mortal doings of the uninitiated
BREAKING the Prime Minister has deployed tens of millions of Indo-Torontonian migrants to throw their shit and dead bodies into Lake America like it’s their holy Ganges
>>224268619the /feels/ suck
>>224268624Biological warfare
>>224268619No such thing as wizards, he's just a virgin
I made a huge poster about hating gaijins and population growth but I fucked it up and I'm all schizo'd out for today.
>>224268608I mean I get the envy but this guy had a white wife and white kids like why would you even get mad at him he's not even engaging in WMAF lmao
I'm only 28, 28 is young
The Canadian government is so fucking Reddit, holy shit
>>224268537
gta 6 should have been released on PCpeople accepting 30 fps are subhuman
>>224268676Whatever happened to that strunz, did he get jail time
>>224268721ask grok
>>224268693We have levels of cringe not seen in the outside world.
>>224268688
in about a month i'll be 40, something worse than a wizard, i had sex, about 20 years ago, but couldn't cum, such a torturous existence
feeling positive about life lately. something terrible is about to happen
>>224268769crazy that this type of shit actually happens to real life humans no different than me. like i always figured some metaphysical narrative arc would bend the universe towards my happiness eventually but more realistically i will end up just like you
>>224268773Mi sento accussì anch'io things are going too well I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop
>>224268832He had sex though
>>224268688This you?
>>224268912I like how we collectively have all seen videos of elephants killing jeets lol
I don't like that this happened to themPoor guys
>>224268955That pic is so funny because I seen several videos of Jeets dying in each of those examplesI don't wish for anyone to get hurt or nothing but I have seen it
>>224268988>India industrializes >we will get thousands of hours of videos of jeets getting rekt in accidents Rare whitepill
I'm so small on the inside of my heart and so basically I'm really just a tiny little guy
>>224269046ooohhhh nyyyoooo~
Sex is just a distant pipe dream if you aren't Chad or a woman
>>224268712I'll consider gta 6 when it comes on gog
>>224269062India will never properly industrialize or develop. They have already hit sub-replacement fertility before advancing to a high GDP per capita, also known as the middle income trap
>>224269118Sex is a poop dream if you’re Brian (gay)
>>224269143Don't take away my hope brother, imagine the kino...
>>224267376Why would anyone bother with consoles in this day and age when they cost this much? That's $650+TIP for a used one and no games. Just build a PC at that point and you can always upgrade it over the years if shit changes.The way most consoles work anymore they're basically just a shitty version of a computer that only does a handful of things anyways.
they literally sell buttplugs and vibrators at the grocery store pharmacy. they arnt even hidden away or anything, they are in full view where you are buying vitamins and shithow did we get to this point
>>224269258I’m PC master race, but it’s virtually impossible to get a good gaming PC for $650 dollars. You’re probably looking at something like $2000, at least. The trick with consoles is that they sell them to you cheap upfront, but then you’re forced to pay them a monthly subscription to access multiplayer, which is where they really make their money over the life of the consoles
>>224269301very transphobic and homophobic comment anon.
>>224269301In my country they sell them at our largest bookstore chain too lol i guess it's just convenient for all the women and their gooner books
>>224269301
If I break your legs and fingers what color will you glow?
>>224269301What if your doctor prescribes that you troon out?
>>224269355Consoles only last a few years now anyway then you have to by the new one. PCs can last decades
>>224269355Oh definitely it would cost more, but who has a PS5 and doesn't also own a computer? It would seem pointless to drop that much money on a shitty console. Just take the $650 and put it towards a decent computer that does all your computing needs + your gaming needs. Maybe I'm totally wrong and people don't own computers much anymore? Does everyone just have a console and a smartphone?
>>224269301hell on earth
He's right.
>>224269301Back in my day, people used to go to the grocery store to buy fruit and vegetables to shove up their ass, and then have to go to the emergency room, as the fruit and veg got stuck up there
>>224269411I think the next PlayStation will be the last one for a long time
>>224269427I got warned by tranjan the other day for posting a picture of this fat slug next to his jeeta wife. Janny was MOST displeased.
Thoughts?
>>224269438A dildo made in China is probably cheaper than a zucchini in the current economy. Only problem is you can't serve the dildo to your in-laws afterwards.
>>224269454Feels like we have two jannies now, one loves to warn and the other loves to ban
>>224269427
>>224269489LOL
be honest guys would you lick that spicy pussy and sniff,lick,suck that brown latina feet?
Kevin O'Leary is just like us! Despite having over $400 million, he still shops at Wal-Mart for $29 jeans. Wow, we could all learn a thing or two from this
>>224269552Is this true?
One of my fuckbuddies from years ago dreamed of me for some reason. What does this mean? And before anyone says the obvious, I’m married
>>224269565yeah id like to have sex with a woman, me personally
lowly tarnished... thou'rt unfit even to graft
Boomer health medication ads always feature a cool old guy with a pony tail leather jacket talking about how seeing treatment for COPD and lung infections is super sexy rock n roll cool
>>224269594How long did it take the guy to cum in his wet dream of you
>>224269452the ps3 was the last decent playstation console.
>>224269584kek-d
Sony should change it to Gaystation to cater to gay woke society
>>224269622I’m not sure leaffagbro, this was a woman
>>224269611Boomers still think they are counter-cultural
I'm a maidenless runt
>>224269656Boomers are taking aging really badly. I almost feel bad for them
I never had sex and I never will have sex in my life, how does that make you feel?
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>224269691A lot of them still believe they won't die either, that's why they support transhumanism and AI. Like dawg you are already 70 or older
>>224269700i feel happy because there's someone like me
>>224269700Sad for you for being born retardedWomen are so easy. Start dumpster diving fattys to gain confidence and work your way up
it's almost 11 AM how the FUCK is it not out for delivery yet
>>224269732>that's why they support transhumanism and AI.Eh, i feel like that's more gen x desu. Most boomers don't really understand AI
>>224269513The duality of tran.
>>224269801>Most boomers don't really understand AII can talks to googoo
GTA looks like a blast!
>>224269926Gay Tranny Anal?
>>224269926If it's not on Nintendo Switch 2, it's literally not worth buying
i look like this
>>224270195I don't look like this but I do feel like it.
lucia's kinda cute, don't think i'll be jerking off to her tho
>>224270260This kind of lightskin is rare nowadays
>>224270248Maybe Jason instead?
>>224270260stay away from Meadow
>>224270280Maybe in CanadaThere are more high yella half breed niggas here now more than ever
Why are you not supporting the women In your life who support lindsay clancy?
>>224270260
>>224270416Why was Tony a little rayciss
>>224270407What's the deal with this trial I've only seen headlines but haven't cared enough to readIt's like the OJ Simpson of women or something
>>224252859update: it was bagels and fruit.
Went an hour earlier to the gym and it's sooo chill right now
>>224270442I wouldn't want my daughter to spoil her blood with a quadroonHe turns out to be a total nigger jerk in the show anyway so it looks like Tony was right to be rayciss
The large hardon collider
>>224270386It seems to me that the big crackdown on cultural appropriation and such made people scared to interact with other cultures at all, resulting in a decrease in race mixing
literal time wasting distractions being shilled here include:GTA 6babykiller womangoing to actually start reporting posts i see spamming this trash
>>224270497See any girls or guys you could smex?
>>224270476
Sometimes I get postpartum-nut psychosis after a jerk off session and I just start murdering people. I go werewolf mode. Then I come to my senses, still reeking of cum, and think to myself oh god what i have done
>>224270512Distractions from what? You’re not allowed to talk about literally anything on /int/, so everything is off-topic and banworthy
>>224270524There's a couple yea
>>224270589People were talking about indians and J's a lot this past week.
>>224270512Did you preorder GTA 6?
>>224270575How about post fart cum depression/psychosis
>>224270386I meant more like the white washed corporate types instead of the thugmaxxing phonies like Drake
>when you have to rip a huge fart just as you are cumming
>>224270575you must be a gemini
>>224270642Drake’s other half is Jewish, so he’s fully non-White
>>224270382LOL
>>224270678>when you’ve been gooning for 12 hours and you’re right on the edge of finally nutting but you also really have to piss and you can either stop to go piss and ruin the edge or risk pissing yourself while cumming
>>224270678feels like poop ngl
Drake is Canada's wealthiest and most famous mixed-race jewish pedophile.
Sometimes I almost shart when I cum
i normally spray a jet of black blood out of my ass when i cum
>>224270779Drake has a weird face
Do you think he posted here?
me asf
>>224270854Did he die? Why posted?
>>224270854is that mousey?
>>224270854his looksmatch
>>224270871He's in one of Her Majesty's Reeducation Camps now
>>224270854What’s a sexual harm prevention order
I would like to have sex with Tate McRae
>>224270899>>224270854these disgusting niggas deserve to be sexless holy shit why would a girl want to fuck this pile of garbage
>>224270919Reminds me of this
>>224270925British version of a sex offender registry
>>224270943why do you wish to have sex with a whore?
>>224270951Just fat
>>224270978sex fat
anyone down for an AI goon battle
>>224270854>>224270925I just looked it up. The terms of his specific order involve being banned from accessing the Internet except for one device, which keeps a permanent log of everything you do, which is accessible to the police at any time, as well as barring him from accessing a list of incel websites (not publicly announced). There are other terms like being barred from loitering near women’s restrooms, but given that he hasn’t got a record of doing that sort of thing, that part might just be standard on all of them
sad as fuck and you guys don't even have any cool posts for me to read.
>>224271089>not convicted of any crime>calls himself an incel online>all his legal rights are now null and voidUK is truly a dystopia
>>224270951Perfection
First off you don't known marshall at all so don't grow partial
>>224271141My bad
>>224271141I was on my chudwalk and stopped posting, sorry about that
>>224270951Asian bodies don't distribute fat well like black and Latinas and pawgs. They are nothing but rice and fish for the last thousand years they don't have the bone structure or musculature for fat to distribute well. Imagine how sloppy her cottage cheese ass would look if you took off that sausage casing dress she's wearing. Disgusting.
>>224271141we're all trapped in the wage cage, screaming
>>224271141coming back from a few days in /g/ back to /cum/ has been a breath of fresh air, this general is probably one of the best on this site
>>224268316me asf
>>224271267They have a genetic thing where fat is always distributed in their torso first as visceral fat
>>224271275Huh? I’ve been bedrotting for about 24 hours
>>224271282Tell me you're joking
cleaned up my workbench award
>>224271267GayI would DEVOURE that cottage cheese assPeak womanhood
>>224271282>this general is probably one of the best on this siteGrim if true
>>224271154There's a Canadian Youtuber who was sent to prison for 3 years recently because a girl from Tinder accused him of rape. They slept together, consensual, and she caught feelings but he thought it was just a hookup. She accused him of rape (falsely). Under the new "Ghomeshi Rules" of our (((justice system))) the trial judge has the ability to review all evidence that will be used by the defense BEFORE it is ever presented in open court. The judge can then choose to allow it or disallow it. In this case the guy's defense team secured records from her therapist that showed the girl was basically lying and that it had been consensual, but the judge barred them from admitting this evidence at trial. Literally the proof that she was lying was banned from court and the guy was convicted of rape and sent to prison. His name is Jack Densmore, very interesting case as it legally codified convictions in spite of proof that an accuser is lying. He tried appealing and the appeal court refused to consider it, saying the judge was allowed to ban that evidence from trial.
>>224271275No, I'm at the gym
>>224271338Further proof weebs are mentally ill
>>224271267You have no idea how much I don't care what you said and how much I would love her cellulite ass
>>224271141
>>224271331>>224271343afaik anyway
>>224271390I'm not a weeb, I'm usually into PAWGs, but that Asian is very impressive
>>224269046I honestly believe that if I had had sex in highschool then I would be invested in dating as an adult. But I didn’t, and I’m not. Not saying I’m all that it’s just I’ve never been in the game so why try now when both myself and women are older fatter and uglier?
>>224271392You have no idea how much I don't care about your bad taste
>>224271360Damn your justice system may be just as retarded as ours.When did common sense get thrown out the window?
>>224271360What in the fuck? I heard about that case a long time ago, like before it went to trial; had no idea it turned out like that. How dystopian
>>224271416This the typa nigga that think women always look like they do when they're wearing makeup. Take off the lipstick and foundation and farina and shit and most women don't go above 5/10.Same principle, take off the sausage casing dress and all that fat will just ripple loose into disgusting folds. I appreciate a thicc chick, but shapely, not just fat piled on recklessly
>>224271426I like a woman. Gynoid hip and thigh fat is literally for reproduction
>>224271360Canada is genuinely the second worst country in the world for this sort of thing after the UK but we don't have the tabloid culture so you rarely hear about it unless you're already in the chudosphere.
im pale as snow but i love latinas and i dont want mixed kids. is this the white mans burden?
>>224271500Retarded, you don't know shit about me.I like flabby asses, sue me
Sometimes you're just too tired to care about women
>>224271448>When did common sense get thrown out the window?Trial judges here became super activist towards the end of Harper's tenure, before that it was mostly limited to provincial and federal Supreme Court decisions
>>224271448>>224271461Idiots who use Tinder and other hookup culture shit are basically begging for their lives to be ruined now. All it takes is a girl's accusation, zero proof required, and you're going away for a long time. They call the new rules the "Ghomeshi Rules" because Jian Ghomeshi successfully proved his innocence by presenting texts and emails in court showing the girls he slept with were into rough sex and consented. The court was furious that they couldn't send him to prison, so the Liberals literally re-wrote the law with bill C51 to make it so no real proof is necessary to convict you of rape.
>>224271561so true
>>224271552>I like flabby assesYou should e opened with that. Stapost accussì, there's nothing more to say
damn punk kids
>>224271551So get a White or >White latina gf
>>224271535We have extremely robust publication bans that prevent 99% of this shit from seeing the light of day. Jack made a video before he was convicted and set it to upload if he was sent to prison, it outlined how everything went down in court. Sort of a deadman's switch of information, otherwise we wouldn't know half of what happened.
my friend pays for tinder gold, im a terrible friend. i couldnt save him.
chud walkchud walki don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk
>>224271616>Covid era>Were hiring
>>224271616This is what boomers truly believe, they think jeets and illegals are working everywhere because young people are lazy and not because of the massive demographic changes
What language should I learn if im really retarded
>>224270975Would be fun methinks
>>224271628sure but the Mexican ones are out of the question so it will be difficult, ive noticed that Mexicans all have like 1-5% jew in them.
>>224271685english
>>224271685Mandarin
>>224271685if you want to learn a language purely for the sake of learning one then you may as well do some meme shit like latin or esperanto
I want to get a job in document control, accounts payable, or "governance." Those are all departments at my company that sound totally made up, so they're probably really easy jobs. Supply chain too. Fake phoney baloney jobs.
$12 for a plate of hood chinese food
hella shleepy
>>224271685just grunt and gesture
>>224271765lol
Whose Uh Shkaroll Is It Anyway?
>>224271752go for it brochase your dreams
>>224271757Hell yeah
>>224271685You could learn a new accent, like Canadian or Scottish
>>224271744I was considering Gaelic for a while
Canada should force Quebec to secede like what Malaysia did to Singapore
why are you retarded?
>>224271862i was deprived of life experiences during my formative years and now i lack precedence for things and situations i encounter
>>224271862My IQ was genetically determined
>>224271852Quebec is one of the last bastions of a white majority in Canada
>>224271862Weed
>>224271852Libs will never let it happen because they will be shut out of power forever. Every decision in this country makes boils down to keeping the status quo for our Libs.
>>224271685>>224271765italian
>>224271862I'm Gen X and we aren't retarded, my fellow comrade
Canadians really get to wake up to this every day, life isn't fairhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq9U-s3teSI
Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more
>>224271959go play with your kids unc
>>224271924It's gone from like 95% White in 1990 to around 70% now, they are just a couple decades behind Anglo-Canada.
took an iq test and got a 112
>>224271862my parents were old when they had me
>>224271994how much does that cost
>>224271889does that mean it's over for the childhood shut-ins?
I think /gif/ is a nice place, it has lots of compelling material
>>224271981You could see that in Alaska if you were so inclined
I believed that men had one fewer rib than women until an alarmingly late age
I know a guy from West Virgina and he drinks a lot of pop
I raped that guy from west Virginia. Do you guys know any good material for learning about different architectural styles
i'm leaving to go camping soon
>>224272136marble
>>224272160Not helpful. I want to learn about like brutalism and shit and the history of where it came from
What about Archimedes, whatchu know about that, probly nothin
>>224272159Why?
>>224272187it's all greek to me
>>224272190for fun
>still no verdictyeah its over, this is a woman's world and we are just living in it.
>>224271360Isn't it kind of horrible to name a law after a guy who was acquitted
Last time I went camping I pissed in the corner of my tent cuz I was too scared to go out at night
>>224272208lol
>>224272275>anon gets blackpilled on The Matriarchywelcome to the fight, soldier
>>224272217Are you ill-prepared?
>>224272078Did you know some people theorize that the missing rib is actually the baculum (penis bone) that humans conspicuously lack unlike many other mammals?
I love having a pebis quite honestly
>>224272159>>224272217based and funpilled
>>224272275The poor baby mass murderer is scared, chuddie… Don’t you feel bad for her?
>>224267988I want burgers
Redditards hate cars so bad when they see a car they start crying and pooping themselves on their sustainable buses
>>224272378i would like a gyro or two
>>224272410That's mefuck cars
>>224272342no i camp pretty often
>>224272410They get very mad when I mention that countries besides the US have car centric infrastructure and stroads
>>224267988That cow has sexy eyes. AI video
>>224272377this is very troubling, is she supposed to have killed somebody? I hope people don't kill her children or something in retribution
>>224272428You are stunning and brave
>>224272410
>>224271765This
Fat people should be banned from driving a vehicle (and using taxis/rideshares) until they are a healthy weight
I hope he doesn’t get raped in jail
>>224272503Austin Butler?
>>224272458you are either lying for attention or admitting to frequent reddit posting
>>224271796Uh, it's actually 'o cazz', grazie milleIt means dick basically
The penis is the male sexfaggot
Taking my lady out to the diner for dinner later
>>224272437Do you have bear spray?
>>224272503In the last couple months the Feds have been blocking a lot of British anti-immigration figures from entering the US as well, very peculiar
>>224272458Im convinced these maniacally anti car people are all underage. Their parents drive them everywhere . Any adult over a certain age knows that it's just necessary to have a car
>>224272042prolly. unless you get a life coach or some gay shit like that
>>224272547Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN
rape or death?
>>224272526>gets madProved the point award
>>224272410Walking sucks when you have to wander through crowds of fent zombies, and avoid stepping on piles of human shit and used needles. Biking sucks due to insane foreign drivers accidentally killing people all the time. Public transit sucks due to people who ought to be in insane asylums deliberately killing people all the time.I’d love to take public transit>not having to pay attention and weave through traffic>not having to deal with parkingover driving if they actually invested in infrastructure, enforced laws, and reversed mass migration, but alas I must drive from my suburb to my walkable Costco
>>224272554Not really peculiar, makes perfect sense. If you speak against the J's or their agenda you are an enemy of America. Keith Woods was also banned, he's Irish and doesn't like rapefugees so America told him he's not welcome.
>>224272548Just feed her beans and rice and your flaccid penis haha
>>224272486Ackchyually “Poisoning the well” is a classic antisemitic canard due to Jews poisoning wells in Medieval Europe
>>224272628Speaking against muzzies in the UK without mentioning the Js is not against their agenda, that's why they let Tommy Robinson do that freely
JIMMY DONT LIVE HEREJIMMY DONT LIVE HERE
>>224271862i was born retarded
>>224272673I became retarded through practice and discipline
>>224272554>>224272628Prominent European remigration activist Martin Sellner was just denied entry to Canada when trying to attend a Dominion Society conference in Hamilton
>>224272628Let that be a lesson to faggots
It's a shame how raped and gay I am
>>224272619Yeah I'm not opposed to public transportation but I'd rather be in a car when buses are full of homeless people, schizophrenics, and people blasting music I've seen so much insane stuff on buses.
Josie's on a vacation far awayShe don't wanna talk it over
I would unironically vote for even a tranny if he promised to nuke israel
>>224272560because it sucks to drive now. insurance, parking costs, gas, cars being more expensive, drivers are more retarded, more traffic. theyd rather pay ranjeet to be their chauffeur
>>224272582if calling out your behaviour sounds like an insult then you should change your ways
>>224272713I am not surprised when our cuckhole bans freeze peach or anti-immigration activists. Canada has proven time and time again that anyone living here has zero rights.
NEW>>224272681
>>224272762>still this madContinuing to prove the point award
>>224272764spoken like a true schizophrenic
>>224272750Yeah but politicians rarely if ever do what they say theyre gonna do regardless of what kind of vagina they have. It’s not possible for a single person to represent the interests of thousands of people unless it’s coincidental
hey
>>224273158Hi
>>224272377you dont understand anon. her husband got rid of their kids keepsakes. he left her with NOTHING physical to remember her kids by. she cant hug their blankets or stuffed toys. her husband is the real monster, he should be on trial. not her.what do you mean she killed her kids? what does that have to do with anything????
