william hill edition
A meltdown looms
>>224296830It's like Thermopylae haha
got that anti-brit metal on
cans are officially in
>>224296830British women must be protected at all cost
>>224296830And I thought white people were all civilised!
Finished reading the posts in the last thread about trannies. Fascinating stuff. Might go lurk /lgbt/ to learn more about this bizarre world.
let's FUCKING go ladsshe wants to go on a second dateNEVER KILL YOURSELF
>>224296830Just a bunch of lads having fun
>>224296861there he is
>>224296830Wow. The unbridled warrior spirit of the Anglo-Celtic man is truly mesmerising. These brutes would never be able to verbalise the sensation beyond "I was drunk and going mental".
And what of the old thread? Will it be forgotten like the tens of thousands of olds prior to it?
Had churros for breakfast and I still feel too full to eat a full meal, damn
just want a decent bike pump with a pressure gaugewhy is amazon filled with so much shit
Zieldy you will never get a girlfriend and you know that
>>224296919Don’t bother. It’s a fucking shithole that adds absolutely nothing to the site. Literal toxic waste disposal site
ERRR ORDERR ORDER COULD THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN PLEASE WITHDRAW THAT REMARK YOU CANNOT CALL THE SPEAKER A LIAR IN THIS HOUSE ITS UNGENTLEMANLYANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC OF IMPORTING MILLIONS OF AFRICANS AND PAKIS INTO THE COUNTRY
>>224296916It's an ancient sporting event. The council allows it.
>>224296957neither will I and people have described me as being "quiet but sound" in the past
Listening to I Wonder by Kanye West imagine if instead of the dropout bear on the album art it was teddiursa that would be cool
the thing is right, most normal lads with normal knobs will see a pornstar with an 8 inch meat cannon and probably be a bit disheartened, "if only i had another inch or two, ah well" *carries on with life*a small cocked man in the same situation instinctively knows he can never even come close. part of him knows he's out of the gene pool permanently and it just kind of breaks his brain. reckon this is how bbc posters are made
>>224296933hate people who own beasts like this and turn them into fat chunguseshope every caracal tears their owners' throats out
got the corkmaster on
"Seeing gore minus izzat" is not a standard English idiom or slang phrase. It appears to be a direct literal translation or a mix of two separate concepts from English and South Asian (Hindi/Urdu/Punjabi) languages.When you break down the terms, the literal meaning translates to witnessing graphic violence or bloodshed without any respect, dignity, or honor.The two distinct words mean:Gore: Graphic visuals of blood, torn flesh, or severe bodily injury caused by violence.Izzat: A prominent cultural term in South Asia (derived from Arabic) meaning honor, respect, reputation, or personal dignity.
>>224296996many are saying this
I'm a big-cocked man but also a virgin due to pootism
>>224296933fat bastard beasts and what to feed them
>>224296996Ever made a post in your life that wasn't dull and pointless?
when job applications ask>why do you want to work for us?shut the fuck up you cunt
this thread is odd
Autumn = Rebirth
If Diego were to meet us at the Monty Pyke he would not be able to enter the doors with his chubby cheeks They would need to be deflated like a bus going under an unforgiving bridge
i reckon anything 6-7 inches is a normal knobanything under 6 is smallanything over 7 is large
there's more to life than cocks you know
>>224296830Why isn't this an international sport?
Zoomers complain that they don't have a job then don't put any care into their work when they get one. Like they aren't even thankful, and don't want to make the world better any more
the zoomer 00s larp I don't understand
>>224296996not all of us. i've got a small willy too but i didnt end up as a bbc poster
has anyone brought up phimosis yet
I reckon knob statistics are skewed because everybody lies so actually my tiny knob is normal knob
hope you've all had a fantastic Portillo Summer. it's been great to share the experience with you all over the past few months. now we move on to an Alan Titchmarsh autumn.
>>224297081And you don't tell them this directly because they'd knock you SPARK out
right well i don't even know what to say about that
>>224297081this is your observation about employed zoomers from your smelly bedroom
>>224297070yh like longer cocks
>>224297095self-reported measurements are usually 1.5 inches higher than measured ones so most people's dicks are between 4.5 and 6 inches
bro
>>224297064hamster bastard
Waiting for farts to subdue so I can complete gymtoil.
converting myself to data and sitting on an old flash drive in a drawer
>>224297104Actually is because I'm unemployed but you're such a big hard guy talking like that on the internet fag talking about small things with reactions like that just because of how big and hard you suddenly are NT
working tomorrow and monday
>>224297136>most people's dicks are between 4.5 and 6 inchesso if mine is 6.5 inches (it genuinely is)does that mean i have some superpowers or what?
J'accuse, rorke
>>224297068basically true minus the below 6 = small bit. a girthy 5er can do some damage
>>224296971screaming
nothin worse than watching JAV and the lad has a bigger knob than you even though he's chinese
>>224297070but not much more
One time in middle school my friend threw a pencil at me and I leaned back and dodged it. I said "just like the matrix" and another kid in the class said "shut the fuck up about he matrix! Seriously is that all you ever talk about?"He said it in front of the whole class and I had nothing to respond because it caught me so of guard because I never talked about the matrix. I was not a matrix kid. There were no matrix kids in my school as far as I knew of. He was either fucking with me or confusing me with another student but fuck him.
>>224297159>I'm unemployedYou're worthless to society just get roped
>>224297162it means yours is probably 5 inches
>>2242971825 incher is pathetically small and she'll tell all her friends about it
>>224297192bro thought we'd relate
>wah wah wah I'm not allowed to post interracial porn and now I'm cranky
>>224297217mate i would literally post it here with a ruler next to it and show you but i won't for obvious reasonscope on
>>224297211fuck me are you writing up your matrix story again?
>JAV = japanese adult video>chinese
>>224297229LEAVE HER ALONE
>feel immensely proud of my <1 hr 10k run>coworker immediately shares his strava of him doing almost the exact same distance 20 minutes quicker
>>224297211one time in middle school during a school trip i went to the bathroom alone and there was an old man there and he made me get on my knees and do something very bad
>>224297250nigga think hes the world map
>>224297245i'm 7 inches (6)
>>224297225you are a mentally unwell individual
just posted the 40 minute 10k onto Strava lads
first one finna mog the stacies hard
Gonna go jerk off to IR porn because I won and am not and was not angry
>>224297098haha was just thinking about you. wondering if the portillo summer poster would show up again. and here he is!
How much LEGO can you stuff up your bum?
The l>>224297245You would not literally post it here then
>>224297098No sooner than it had arrived, it was gone. A Portillo Summer for the ages.
not into interracial porn but that mia malkova scene with jason luv always gets me hard
dicklet cope is on another levelif you put a ruler at the top of you willard and measure from base to tip without pushing into your gut and taking the exact measurementif it is less than 6 inches it is small
I wish they sold Mangria in the UK it sounds lovely.
>>2242972456.5 isn't that big mate pull your head out your arse
>>224297306Made for BBC Fucks dogsFucks dogsGold ship irl
>>224297306she actually has the prettiest face
>>224297344exactly my pointbut >>224297217 >>224297136 is coping about it
>>224297357last one is pretty too but you just know she's flat everywhere
Wichita Mouseman***He had an itchy little bot-bot And I gave it a good wipe
>>224297306would be pretty cool to see her pull out her best pro wrestling moves on the othersfull on powerslamming them into the ground
>>224297357She's made for BBC
>>224297263you've been mogged, so much so that you're still seething about it on a saturday
>>224297160but sunday is the Lord's day x
>>224297389so is your nan
>>224297306For me it's the second one. The third one was trying to hard. The others didn't register as people in my mind.
>>224297306imagine fucking impaling them all with a spear leaving them pinned to the seat and writhing in agony
im valid
>>224297426what a small penis does to a mf
you reckon women ever admit that their bfs cocks are not big in conversations with each other? it's not like with women where you can easily see the size with the clothes on and also a small cock is harder to excuse than small tits so there's no reason not to say that it's big or "average" (big) unless there's been a falling out and they're laying ground for a break up
>>224297342>if it is less than 6 inches it is smallthis is simply untrue
anyone out to pub or anything tonight?
Mousey's trial didn't go wellThank you for the well-wishes they are solace in this darkened world
Someone dick checking your erection from behind and stroking your balls a lil bit the first time feels like sex or even better
>>224297441i have a normal willy actaully
mental how i would be a normal well adjusted man with a wife and kids if my penish was one inch longer
>>224297461my ex used to lie to her friends about me having a big dick (i'm only 6.5 inches) i don't think they'd ever make fun of you because they'd be making fun of themselves.
>>224297466ok?
>>224297426
>>224297466[spoiler]Rorke's Mrs[/spoiler]
anybody else spend all day waiting to drink
>>224297476toby
>>224297512kateem KAHTEEEMM!!!!!!
>>224297461mate obviouslymy sister was telling me how the first thing she asks her friends after she slept with a man was how big his willy is
>>224297461definitelyI've heard from my sister that her bfs knob isn't particularly big and that he doesn't last long
>>224297518mogs me
>>224297512im going to play some gta5
@224297518would love to fuck her in the missionary position with her legs spread up in the air
>>224297461moderately mentally ill ex gf once told her friend about my large willy and nearly showed her pics of it. had to pretend to be mad so she wouldn't do it again lol
can't drink anymore me. gives me 'somnia
>>224297544she a bit of a size queen is she yeah?
>>224297466She's fit why is there something wrong with her, like she fucks blacks or something?
>>224297518
bro u just know spielberg and david geffen molested the dreamworks moon boy
nobody with a big penis would be on 4chan talking about it
dire threadbye!
Been here since 7am and half of the new threads were posted by me.
>>224296830what is happening? what is william hill
>>224297581u won't be missed
>>224297544get her fucking shagged THIS INSTANT
Imagine we're all sat here then 4chan itself pops up a live Bradley reaction in the bottom right of the thread and he's laughing at our posts in real time and it's really him not A.I. Would you approve it
*taps glass*Attention! Attention everyone! I am a small-dicked smelly virgin. That is all.
>>224297575Except Swedenanon >>224297581>Noo where is muh BBC talk and the white replacement theory or immigration seethe
>>224297571revolting creatures
>>224297593bum me
>>224297596william hill is a betting shop. this is a sport played in a town in the uk where the two sides have to fight for possession of a ball. everything is allowed except murder. it's a very old sport.
>>224297607I thought u was leaving coz the thread is so dire haha
my life a gay poo
>>224297575I've posted mine several times
Our new King will speak in seven minutes.
>>224297606where is it where is it
someone should post their willard with a timestamp i reckon
favourite teletubby?
>my sisters knob
>>224297575ok well i'm here anywayhi
>>224297630had one as a pet, they're nice but they don't live very long
>>224297655Green
Why were they angry at me last thread I wasn't even here
Immigration and black kings Kek I'm sure this will turn out fine *looks at Africa and it is not going to b fine*
>>224296830that place looks just like taiwan's parliamentin taiwan's parliament, lawmakers are always divided into pro-china and pro-us factions and beat each other up
>>224297644bet his speech will be something like>hullo im nerge kong, nord sea salmon oil oil oil vikangz
how to find wife ,please advice on this matter ASAP
making chicken pakora from home bargains for dinner
>>224297657cor imagine your brother troons out and hes fit wtf would you even do in that situation
>>224297702be born with a bbc
>>224297687Me on the right
Heather Mong and The Tonsil's Stone
noticed my mate has a bald spot at his crownshall i tell him or no?
>>224297596>>224297630>>224297644>>224297687/brit/ not /scandi/
>>224297644him and his wife are 'friends of jeffrey' unless he's abdicating i don't want to hear it
>>224297709Dire state of affairs
>>224297710grow up
>>224297722nahlet the norwood reaper do his evil work
>>224297722bum me
how is it possible to live long term with a wife/gf without her being a nagging cunt and resenting you
>>224297607mad that some people here are probably joking but this is genuinely me
im fucked in the head
>>224297725*juvenile fartsounds* im brittish ! im brittish!! i love celine dion!!
wotan is a demon
>>224297722That's awful. Best to just let him enjoy his final days in ignorance.
>>224297719The parasite and constantly namedropping himself
>>224297738I know but it's actually decent. You should try it
outer/int/ is a strange place
>>224297781Which ones
>>224297725*pisses on your leg*
>>224297719shreech
Not tonight love I'm scrolling through /brit/
>>224297765roar nigger scream howl this is me I unironically say this to myself at least once a day
>>224297785Thought you were fucking off
>>224297802ktim ktim
>>224297785literally just >is [random topic meant to encourage racebait] done iyc? o algo thoughbeit BBC in your country?
>>224297805?
heathermongs jamaican cousin heatherbong
>>224297828The gigs up, pack up and fuck off
when i was 7 i went to watch scooby doo at the cinema with the kid next door and afterwards his mum took us back to their house for dinnerhe wanted to play "scooby doo" and i was like how do we play that... he told me to get under the bed and started humping mereally weird shit i still think about it every time someone mentions that cartoon
Maybe if i wasnt so tired i could try penetrating myself again cus im so freaking HORNYYYYYYYYY i wanna feel like full and pounded by my dildo but yea im too tired i feel like
heaterpaeados avian musical cousin 'feathersong'
Brits be we like >had a sausage roll was mint
dishes sean connery
Business Idea a breathalyser on your phone to stop you doing drunk texts
>>224297849lmfao
>>224297792
>>224297866haha the joke is you are horny. funny
>>224297702Go to Japan. Japanese currency is less valuable than toilet papers. And Japs worship the UK as model country. Even if you're just an average-looking white British guy, if you wink and say hello to Jap women, their panties will get wet.
>>224297849s
brit if he were tough
>>224297849sounds like you've been raped
>Said I'm gonna beat this porn BITCH>Lose interest in it >Jerk off a lil bit to the last one>To go best it I'd have to go back and look at the other stuff I no longer like>All of their new stuff is locked behind patreon >Worried that getting bored, leaving it, is a trick and it's like a sleeper cell thing or something >Actually maybe it's just getting pussy and sex irl why I don't want to
wtf
>>224296830post the other webm of the fat bloke with his top off having a fight
>>224297904powerful, people of all races standing up to injustice.
>>224297921haha porn horny funny
>>224297848Excuse me?
>>224297917sounds like the kid got raped
>>224297849hahahahhahahahhaathe rorked
>>224297904This is ai right?
lets keep the penis talk goingany of you circumcised? phimo maybe? whats it like
>>224297849next door neighbour did something similar but the game was "car wash" and she made me get naked and roll about under the sheets of her bed
those friends you had when you were a kid that are sort of temporary (like one on holiday or your mum's friend's son etc.) always take liberties. probably because they knew it wouldn't get back to their real friends.were any of you that friend to someone?
>>224297948Ponytail erotic
>>224297967no but I remember those sorts always being brusque dickheads and saying some really mean things
PONY TAIL SLUTS TAKING HORSECOCK TO THEIR BUTTS
>>224297849Your butt sure feels good scoob
>>224297948
>>224298005s
>>224297980>>224297992>>224297995ok
You lads still play online games with friends or you just gaming with random these days?
spongebob big guy pants >>224298017
>>224298022i stopped "gaming" when i turned 18 you mong
>>2242980125 1 3/2 4
>>224298022just play single player games now
>>224298005scrom
>>224297912fucking hell
>>224298036Why? What do you dill your hours with now?
favourite gimmick?mine's the one where we pretend to be hopeless loner virgins lol
was talking to a female colleague earlier and noticed her eyes start to dart back and forth like she was shifting focus from one of my eyes to the other. Is this a sign of attraction? That eye flickering thing always seems to be a trope in animes when a girl is gazing at their husbando
>>224297849i got a scooby snack for ya ;)
>>224298036when are you going to stop being a boring bastard?
Make the most of the remaining summer evenings
>>224298059penis...
>>224298022Been playing project zomboid with rl friends after not playing video games much for years and it’s been a lot of fun
>>224298057I'm not a virgin
Had a threesome and saw the other lads willard, he was quite proud of it but I guess it was only a smidge over seven and a half inch larger than mine so yea I got cockmogged but desu you can barely tell the difference, makes you wonder.
>>224298060she's so ugly ffs
>>224298022still play the odd game with the boys every now and then but it's mostly just an excuse for us to chat rather than taking it seriously
>>224298096ok
rorke while a 6'3 troon prepares to remove his head with a giant scimitar in the public square: "this is AI, right?"
>>224298096When was this?
>>224298096>but desu you can barely tell the differenceher vagina can mate it literally evolved to do exactly that
>>224298022honestly i've mostly given up online games, i'm done being stuck with mentally challenged children (and adults) screeching at me through the voice chat.Almost exclusively play single player, it's a lot of fun too.
>>224298096Porn relies on some crazy angles to make dicks seem a lot bigger they don’t much irlAlso that’s gay as fuck twin
Stock photo women are the hottest bitches of all time
just checked the gdp lads…
>>224298074s
>>224298096you know how uncommon it is to have a 7"+ dick? He absolutely should be proud
one of my biggest regrets in life is her stealing my phone and finding all the sissy hypno porn
>penises>video games>black peopleabysmal fucking thread i'm off to drink until i pass out
>>224298022I only play rocket league online with randoms that all have pepe frogs or anime girl avatars
Zoomers have a mindset of "a life not witnessed by others isn't worth living"
>>224297904Not everything can be attributed to racism. In South Korea, too, there have been quite a few prominent scholars who took their own lives after the media or whistleblowers exposed them for exaggerating research findings or plagiarizing the work of others. In reality, suicide has absolutely nothing to do with preserving one's honor. Had he truly been in the right, he would have fought to the end to prove his innocence. Corrupt politicians in South Korea and Japan almost invariably choose suicide when caught accepting bribes. In such cases, suicide is not an act of upholding honor, but rather the ultimate act of cowardly concealment.
>>224298096>a smidge over seven and a half inch larger than minegood grief it must have been colossal
Odds ham sarnie Evens bacon rice and beans Dubs loads of beer and cocodamol
>>224297892I smell like piss and i havent showered and ive been trying to cum for way too long but i cant and i cant stop watching interviews of celebrities i have crushes on and humping my blanket imagining them towering over me and blowing cigarette smoke into my mouth and pissing on me
>>224298195it's 3am and you're posting this shite here midwank mate sort your fucking life out
>>224298190One away
>>224298195grow up
i love you guysim so glad to be alive
>>224298195love those vids of women pissing themselves on purpose in public
>>224298195grow up ffs
>>224298173I always thought it was crazy that a Korean president killed himself
>>224298241you know ball
>>224297725>t. paki
I'm a chud and unlovable chud
Gf is in awe of my Trivial Pursuit skills ladsGot so much pointless knowledge locked up in this handsome head of mine
>>224298229brown brown go away ruin our thread another day
Right well that's the Restoremongs having another purity spiral because a retard got given spokesman for transport
>>224298244sir roh moo-hyun
>>224298096ktim ktim ktim
specsavers appointment today, couple of the girls on the tills were proper hotties, think one had a central european accent, maybe polish
>>224298225I hate cigarette smell but i want a guy to blow the smoke into my mouth and ignore me and maybe piss on me too and slap me around and spit on me and then make me crawl to him and beg for him im so disgusting sorry
a cronem just delivered my amazon parcel
>>224298280is that the korean president who killed himself
>>224298296lmaonice one mate
>>224298295the gherkin has fallen on hard times
>>224298286You only made that post because I was thinking about the Specsavers kissing advert yesterday
>>224298290need your chinese arse on my face what city are you in
>>224298287based
Ok I will buy it!!
>>224298319you only have about 3 mate just guess and you'll probably be right
>>224298116five or so years ago
>>224298319fk off gayboy
>>224298311I'm inside your retinas and the situation's fucking dire mate
>>224298273I smell like shampoo
>>224298295Ziedy’s sponsor money has dried up, it not right
every normie meme is about food, alcohol, drugs, sex or work
Mouse love horse want to kiss.. and marriage...
>>224298338Got any more recent anecdotes?
Whats up with australians>>224298363goyim are cattle.
>>224298352cute
>>224298349True
>>224298352nae horsies
new>>224298394>>224298394>>224298394
>>224298395>>224298395>>224298395
>>224298378hi
>Love horseKtim (heart horse)
>>224298244>>224298279In a sense, it was tantamount to being driven to suicide, as he felt abandoned even by his own supporters. He effectively leapt off a precipice. Later investigations by prosecutors revealed that he had received an expensive Swiss luxury watch as a gift from an acquaintance but, troubled by his conscience, had thrown it away. It was actually his older brother who had accepted the bribe. however, due to the prosecutors' media manipulation, he found himself facing condemnation from his own supporters at the time. The most miserable moment in life is not when an enemy torments you, but when someone you considered a friend turns their back on you.
