Explaining the Norwegian royal family to a group of savages edition
lots to do but I'm just not doing it
The final entry in a saga that began all the way back here >>224231254Its been an honour serving with you all.
For me, it's this build.
>>224317244mate... that's a hint to never text her again you GIMP
not in the wrong thread now am I, mug
are we all ready for wow classic+ announcement
>>224317420grow up
>>224317413>but gets quite catty and passive aggressive if the conversation turns even remotely argumentative.when have I done that?
making a new song ok
>>224315638He's having a meltdown because his dog shit posts are getting filtered again
>>224317473A lissa loo poster is never late. Nor is he early. He posts exactly when he means to.
should have been a firefighter or cop
>>224317420need my willson inside a happy jappy PRONTO
making gay porn music
>>224317483Not gonna dig through the archive. You have a lot of work to do to get back in my good books.
my willy has grown
>>224317483genuinely never. You've made the mistake of replying to the lad who makes it his life's work to reply angrily to anyone and anything. you'll often spot him flying off the handle calling people "retard" or "spastic" in fits of rage completely unbefitting of the post he's quoting. He does it all day.
Can't see any posts so far, lol. Thanks Claude.
had a gay porn dream last night
this was like the brutalism of the 16th century. we should bring it back.
Lick lick
Got the second date locked in for tomorrow lads
>>224317529no you didn't
alysa simpson
Mousey is a paedophile and a zoophile and he is smelly
Bit of a buzz around the wrestling show in Londo
>>224317531uncs thought they were cooking with this fr
how is he still posting here after this blunder
>>224317531hmmm a lot of unnecessary details remove it and it’s a deal
>>224317518Yo, what's up?
>>224317523You've mistaken me for someone else. I simply gave my opinion on the poster.
Private Hernandez, stop harrassing that lady!
any zero friends, zero social circle man in
my based cellar spider has raped another spider to death. truly my greatest ally
>>224317542genuinely did
I had a dream about a horse named LonsdaleI don't particularly like horses so I'm assuming this was some kind of prophetic dream, I suggest putting all your money on a horse named Lonsdale if it exists, as it's sure to win
sorry but mateys boasting about his 100k software engineer salary in londonyou can earn that in LEEDS for God's sake
Names
>>224317507>You have a lot of work to do to get back in my good books.lel>>224317523it's ok, I don't mind if someone doesn't like me >>224317562Fares?
katy hasn't received her child benefit payment because the cronem wanted a new playstation this month. lil jaydon and katy have booked their trip to the food bank instead x
might do a pant cum
>>224317584>bringing an argument into the newmindraped
>>224317562hi fares, why were you on chaturbate
>>224317244This entire exchange was happening on WhatsApp? I feel cheated. I thought you were White.
I earn 24k as a baker in Essex
>>224317595sorry im not poor
>>224317593yucky
>ask the big paid AI companies something>for IST (India Standard Time)Why the fuck do they assume I'm Indian instead of using Irish and a location
>>224317584>sorryIt's ok don't worry about it
>>224317588Berserker
>>224317608>sorryIt's ok don't worry about it
>>224317584>boastingthink you've been rattled mate. nobody was boasting.
Can you get high paying finance jobs outside of London
https://youtube.com/shorts/80oT2yywrvM?is=4tSmlaM1gWgU5-Bv
>>224317598I am Fares I am full English/Canadian R1b.
>>224317576got this weird cunt in at the momentwhen he's awake he's a normal gangly spider yet he goes to sleep like this, flat like a piece of paper. Needs looking into.
just got 3 yous in a rowgot you all wrapped around my little finger
Right summer is definitely over now so I'm going to get the Eiderdown duvet out of storage and I might just chuck the summer duvet in the bin. I've had a few false starts with this duvet swap but this time it's definitely the right move.
Added these topics to the Claude customer filter:>salary, ISA and investment discussions>dreams, unless the dream constitutes a gimmick or is clearly a joke>americans only: whining about their lack of relationships or friends
Payment!!!
>>224310518yes all whites should be exterminated, shalom
>>224317626in Edinburgh yeah but that's about it
>>2243175920 yous At least you can't blame the avatar flag filtering. You're the DSP of 4chan int
>>224317642wasteful cunt
>>224317569ktim
yoo cody remember telling you my surreal experience when asleep where i invested all my savings into a roth ira?
*filters everyone*
>>224317644bet your face went all red when you hit send and noticed too late the autocorrect typed "customer" instead of "custom"
>>224317628The King is back!
nigga gonna be on his own in the thread the way he filtering haha xx xx
*filter all posts except those containing a (You)*
>>224317682fucked it. i've been done.
YOU ARE FUCKINGYOU ARE FUCKING
pissing with wotanic strength
>>224317602sounds like you need to make more bread lol
You know someone spends their whole life here when they've got elaborate descriptions of imaginary posters he believes are also here all day with him.
>>224317659My summer duvet is just some cheapo synthetic 2.5 tog thing. Think I'm going to replace it with some sort of blanket.
>>224317704haha nice one
>>224317709alri uglyanon
>>224317709like you're doing now?
>>224317714i just use a throw
>>224317709bit ironic this post
>>224317685Mercy in it...
>>224317709Let me tell you about my enemy, bokkleladBokklelad is real. He drinks bokkles instead of cans. He's probably the most evil poster in the thread.Worse than you even.
*points to the ceiling*that's where God lives
anime
>>224317698!
>>224317745shut the fuck up you mong freak
>>224317657couldn't help yourself timmy x
Plugging Claude into my posting pipeline to intercept posts before they're sent and ensure I haven't made any grammatical errors. From now on all of my posts will be syntactically pristine, courtesy of trillions of finely-tuned hyperparameters.
>>224317719>>224317735I sometimes make a single post and someone will be like>this is adam from newcastle he's a pedo and he's here all day posting about rabbits and how his PE teacher molested him
>>224317754Are you bokklelad?
Tall people who are fat sicken me. How can you eat that much? I get why short people are fat because being short makes them depressed
>>224317761what a fucking car crash of a lunch
winning the power ball then sitting at home posting on /brit/ because I'm a sad evil little ugly incel freak and nothing will change that
>>224317761nowt wrong with that
>>224317761wrapper touching meat is madness
toby logged on
Mate thought it would be a good idea to go airsofting for his stag anyway the last game he had to do in just his pants and somehow got pinged right in the japs eyeHis jeb end is completely swollen and his missus is fucking fuming
cronem preordered gta 6 on his new playstationkaty and lil jaydon collection beans and spaghetti from the food bank xp
>>224317794would love to suplex her
can claude make you marry a horse ??
why is it taking doctors so long to realise they can just start killing people on the wards to relieve the NHS
>>224317800whole cock needs coming off
my willy bi
I use a local model with open weights running on some pretty expensive hardware and it's working quite well for my purposes.
What must someone stumbling upon this general for the first time think of us
>>224317803>collection beans and spaghettiA syntactically incorrect sentence. Want to try again?
Anglo Saaxon
might unwind my old strings
>>224317828….which are?
back to school try on haul
>>224317848UMMY!!!
>>224317757>finely-tunedWhen -ly is added to an adjective to turn it into an adverb it negates the need to hyphenate with the following word. Two words connected by a hyphen are called a compound adjective. An example would be something like "well-known". In "finely-tuned" the hyphen is redundant as the -ly ending automatically implies the adverb relates to the next word.An actual Claude posting intercept pipeline would have known this. Not on my level.
Ali Allah!
>>224317800lol
The reality of #Tuanbo in #China : streamers dance 4 to 6 hours non-stop. An extreme physical performance dictated by the algorithm: if the donations and virtual gifts stop, their audience collapses and they are replaced.not posting the video can't be arsednot linking the tweet either
was angry that someone didn't text me back then looked at my phone and they text me back 30 minutes ago
haven't eaten yet, have to go out to buy food, CANNOT be arsed, might start eating myself instead
>>224317863Schooled that mong. Hyphens in general are ugly. I drop them entirely for compound nouns, à la Joyce.
>>224317868thanks for not posting that boring shitit's bad enough you posted to begin with
katy making crispy pancakes for christmas with lil jaydoncronem defaulting on child support for new balenciagas x
what a lovely pizza ok
>>224317906Anglo grip
>>224317906>you wanting any toppings pal?>erm please may I have a single black olive but just off to the side?>say no more
>>224317863>>224317895I think hyphens are beautiful and instructed Claude to use them heavily, even when it's not syntactically correct, in my system prompt. My original post didn't even include a hyphen, Claude added it. That's the level of customisation I'm on. I could make a guide for you chaps if you need help getting setup?
>>224317906grrr no it has to have half a pig chopped up over the top of it for flavour
>>224317906Didn't move it enough in the oven. Don't mind charing but that is burnt.
>>224317906looks fucking delicious
شيل الخرا من تحت رجلي
>>224317888that's my username here on 4chan
I filed a request with McDonald’s earlier this month to access all of the personal data the fast food company collected about me, and I received a stunning 515-page report a few days later that detailed my app interactions in granular detail and predicted I would never stop eating there.
care bames
>>224317945you've been done fatso
is tim dead?
>>2243177560 replies
ارحم المتناكه الجابت التليفون
lil jaydon wearing his school uniform on weekends because katy can't afford to buy him new clothescronem has a walk in wardrobe full of designer drip because he doesn't pay child support x
>>224317551they were. it's a fine building
Just watched a sad video a sexy lady asked a tramp to borrow his coat and he let her then she filled it with foodage and other essentials and returned it and he was all happy Christians do nice things like this
>>224317945> predicted I would never stop eating there.I'd be interested in knowing what McDonalds app pathways indicate a McDonalds user IS likely to one day decide to stop eating McDonalds for the remainder of their entire life.
ratnonce fuming
>>224317848>>224317855Thanks r9k very cool
>>224317963yea tim curry died a few days ago
>>224317945ah>>224317973right then>>224317984hm
>>224317985probably when you die which they also certainly can predict based on how frequently you eat there
>>2243179030 repliesCaptive audience
got my loose long johns on
the cronem starting to visit katy and lil jaydon after he heard jaydon plays for brentford's academystill won't pay his child support tho x
watched 2 minutes of a well produced & highly informative video before decided if it was boring, only to immediately start watching shorts about inane shite
One in four boats capsize. ONE IN FOUR! Never getting on a boat again
Tim's Twitter account hijacked by bames and flown into Elon Musk's house
leftypol doing a christopher walken impression as a party trickrorke interrupting with his crazy frog impression
eating a brie bacon and chilli relish sandwich
>>224318067and this happened in real life last night did it?
tucking into an ice cold lunchtime stella
https://youtube.com/shorts/29DK6bk5rXs?is=IY9513HNeIpFOJ4sBig gemstone
>>224317761come on matehave some self respect
>>224318056scream nigga I do this
>>224318074That a Tesco meal deal?
r9k Jr.
I live in a council flat and received a mould remover kit (Maxam brand to be specific) at my address by Amazon, except the addressee name was simply "Dear resident". We were not informed of this particular delivery either. Has this occurred to anyone else?
>>224318087that's a piss bottle behind tim there you put your willard in the tube
Leftypol playing with LegoRorke playing with Mega Bloks
>>224318083just opening the wine myself
>>224318096'trose
lol bet these subhuman pikey runts are absolutely gutted, were probably making all of their christmas plans with their subhuman pikey families, all for nothing haha
>>224317906Not fancy any toppings no?
watching 18 year old japanese foreign student girls in UK talk about how great the tesco meal deal is
>>224318056Do you get horse shorts? Ehe... Horse shorts...For mey favourite videos are the sexy AI girl voice that starts the question off guiding really stupid voice lol
>>224318109filled another one
got bullied off my yard by dogs again
>>224318028It can't just be when you're likely to die though because the data sheet the lad got back specifically said that it predicts he will never stop eating at McDonalds. Obviously dead users no longer eat at McDonalds. That much is assumed to be true to the extent it doesn't need to be included in a data sheet.The only reason a business would include the stat "user is likely to continue shopping at McDonalds" is because they care about it when the user is alive and free to make the decision NOT to shop at McDonalds. And thus they feel that they can determine this based on the user's app usage. So I want to know what McDonalds order, or series of orders, leads McDonalds to conclude that this user is falling out of love with McDonalds. They are off the lifelong McDonalds user path and on the "may never eat at McDonalds again for the remainder of their natural born life" path.
>>224318116he's probably not a child
September skirts
the british office>depressing, feels 'too real', and isn't funny>becomes a cult classic with an insufferable fanbasethe american office>saccharine, too 'feel good', slop that is just meant to fill time>becomes a massive hitthe australian office>all the worst aspects of the other two dialed up to 100>the trailer was too unbearable and nobody watched itpicrelated>was actually good>got cancelled after 8 episodesfuck my gay nigger life why does nothing good ever happen
Is Ariana poster here
>>224318081odious little worm
>>224318118yh, get all sorts of animal shortsmechanic, construction and inspections too
Sir U-Turn Burnham
what's a popular video game that you lads just fucking hate
HOES
>>224318145fuck up you oikophobic retard
>>224318145>the australian officewhen did that come out?
The time of violence approaches
>>224318151Yeah me too but that's like, watching someone do their job I mean their well paying job. They can fuck off even though it is interesting
>>224318162look like they've been made in the same factory
>>224318169don’t really hate anything tbqh
fontaines dc arent even irish
>>224318177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIEVoulYZM0
Why did people start calling draughts 'checkers'?
*christopher walken voice*...you see this watch?
>>224318115They need to establish labour camps. I don't see that as barbaric and no one can. Start using them to produce something. It's good for their mental elf and long sentences can pay for themselves. Ideally these types would just be disposed with in the first place but that's not happening anytime soon.
>>224318115pikeys have had it rough recently, the boys who died after driving into a police car for example, we must raise money to donate a new caravan for the pikeys
>>224318162we HATE them
andy bumem
>>224318187lol yeah truemain bloke clearly puts on a dublin accent
>>224318162I'd take Kenzie Reeves over all these hoes they just stole her swag badly poor imitations
biting crazy frog's tiny todger off his body
>>224318183not even rorke?
get it bought
>>224318145The American Office is inarguably the one with the insufferable fanbase
>>224318221considered a delicacy in france
>>224318162I DESERVE to have sex with all off them
Sally-Anne Bowen, A teacher who pretended to be in the “Sabrina Carpenter video” was found guilty of sexually abusing pupils for decades.A former Catholic school teacher in the UK who used to dress and behave like she was in a “Sabrina Carpenter video” was found guilty on Friday of sexually assaulting two kids when they were just 14 or 15 years old. One of the students claimed to have had sex “about 20 or 30 times.”According to The Guardian, Sally-Anne Bowen, a chemistry instructor at Christ’s College in North London, was found guilty of seven counts of indecent assault by the Harrow Crown Court jury, although she remained expressionless.The males claimed that Bowen was in her mid-20s and they were 14 or 15 at the time, but Bowen refuted their accusations. According to one complainant, he considered her his girlfriend and thought he was in love with her after having sex with her “about 20 or 30 times” over the course of several months, including at her house.Bowen called the accusations “the workings of a fantasy” and a “total fabrication.”The second complainant claimed that after being “goaded” into a cafe by other boys, he and Bowen shared a kiss and that he remembered caressing her breasts.Bowen claimed she was unaware of the identity of the complainant or the reason behind the men’s accusations, which were made decades after the incidents.According to one of the accusations, he kept their relationship a secret because he wanted to keep her safe, and she told him over and again that he couldn’t tell anyone. He claimed to police that “my education was destroyed” as a result of the incident. Prosecutors brought up Bowen’s school clothes during cross-examination, claiming that she liked to wear “tight tops” and “mini skirts.”She held her hands a few inches above her knees to show the jury how long the skirts would be.
whywhy can't I delete my own posts on this godforsaken creaking old site
>>224318237
>>224318171You are obsessed with blacks since your mom got BLACKED and now you want to get BLACKED too. Imagine not even the blacks wanting to fuck you. Fucking freak buck broken prison faggot freak I did the captcha 4 times for this post because you are subhuman so you're welcome for the replies
stress eater me, always stressed me
>>224318224not even rorke, you might think i’m proper zen like but in actuality i don’t really have strong opinions one way or the other
I hate hate HATE when people enjoy something! Insufferable!!
>>224318237Iceland again? Right next to the Tango apple chicken bites
>>224318262https://soundcloud.com/slowboyyy/bora?si=4cc2833ffbc6433197dff03610f52e1f&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingAnglo Saxon in the French institute.
>>224318251Harrowing stuff
hjorseberg
>>224318267Bet these cost £4.50 a box
>>224318251just awful to think that she raped those 14 and 15 year old boys on no less than twenty or thirty separate occasions it makes you sick so it does you have to feel for those poor ladsone rape is enough but to be raped 30 (thirty) times aged 15 by a woman in her 20s? just unimaginable torment it must have been for those poor boys it's sickening
>>224318238people that actually like the american office don't have enough of a personality to be insufferableits like that werner herzog thing where he talks about the chicken, eventually you just have to accept that such creatures are just beneath youthe british one is very popular with a certain kind of middle class person that will just quote it endlessly in every situation
>>224318290£3.75
>>224318162want to smell all their post-poo arses
>>224318191oh boy that was bad, really bad
>>224318291It was not rape. It is impossible for a woman to be charged with rape in the UK.
>>224318251>The males claimed that Bowen was in her mid-20s and they were 14 or 15 at the timeoh gosh how horrible
I like the "Chinese grandparents when you are smoking" shorts video girl. I'd love to make little mixed race babies with her
>>224318300don't get the appeal of hapas to be honest
>>224318300would shag all of them
>>224318319don't know that one
>>224318323me neitherthey can be "attractive" but still just sort of soulless and boringlike Sims
sir liga notts
wagwan lads
>>224318294
remember this video that was posted once where a dog walks into the room wagging its little tail and some guy bashes it on its head and it goes out cold and some other guy picks it up and skins itnot good wish i hadn't seen it but it happens often
love hapas me
mad what filth they used to put on tellycitv and all
>>224318352this is not a fun post.
>its like that werner herzog thing where he talks about the chicken, eventually you just have to accept that such creatures are just beneath you
>>224318352fuck off you grim yellow cunt
might move here
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFF
Might go looking for juggalo groups in my area and get a possy of cholos
Vipassana meditation changed my life ladsYou should try it
>>224318294You're simply wrong, and I suspect you're letting your own class inferiority complex guide your retarded and autistic opinions
ONLYFANS got in massive trouble for having a billboard in London but women can advertise their personal ones up in japanwe are falling too far behind
>>224318360>>224318368it was a factory somewhere in the uk they bash dog skulls then skin them some of them still not fully dead you can see them twitching as they rip their skin offvery grim stuff wish i didn't know about it
why was he looking into the eyes of a chickenwhat was he expecting to see there
whats the point
>>224318381do you ever use it to wank
>>224318384Sign of a decaying societyJapan has lost all of its genuine culture
>>224318397A flicker of being, of knowingPerchance a wink
I invented autism
>>224318400Grow up
Definitely leaked my pizza recipe too early. The stainless steel flavor transfer at a good time
>>224318384her handwriting is terrible
good morning
>>224318416like looking in the sky and expecting to see a flying pig
thoughts on this?>>224318004
>>224318433Hi
>>224318437no, no thoughts, sorry mate x
>>224318384don't think myfans is a whore supermarket like onlyfans
>>224318437All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/.>>>/pol/
need to blitz up my curry soon
'matian on the 'ble
>>224318447alri
>>224318454Do you have difficulty swallowing?
Feel like fucking shitStill slightly drunk
>>224318456bombaclaaarrtt!!!
>>224318465why do you drink if you feel like shit after
>>224318376bloody hell mate its only carni x
>>224318463just want it nice and smooth
>>224318456>dalmatiansdont see them anymore
>>224318479well I just need to pop an ibuprofen and I'll feel fine
>>224318456not your image is itgot it from the 'chive didn't you
wotanic beast
If ye tell yer daughter she can't do nowt, she say aye that's so. And that ent reet good purruntin no how. Swhy a reesed me Meeble a ploomeh. Told lads she could clean taps.
*keeps going to the toilet and coming back rubbing my nose*
>>224318456where's your 1 key cap
waltuh
>>224318483due to woke I presume
Look at the general is no worse off for you not posting
gardenberg enjoying the rain
oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi oyasumi
got some fuet from the spanish butcher and it looks rawwill be complaining to trading standards about this
did a poo which i think has opened the door to more poos
rest in piss audreyposter
This proton is not working
>>224318515you've broken the seal
grandma drinks beer during lunch
IT'S FACKING RAWWWWWWW
im half a millionaire at 32
>>224318383its more of a soy thing than a class thing per seit's just that soyness in this country is overwhelmingly middle-class
>>224317633what even is that
>>224318522the poo seal?
>>224318507It's spelt food mate
>>224318490And now to Tim Byrne for the weather
>>224318532i haven't heard that name in years
niggas call everything soy
I will put them in the blender
>>224318542youre wrong and youre a grotesquely ugly freak
>>224318532
Is Ariana poster a girl
>>224318485hurtful and potentially dangerous lie
boring bastards
WELCOME TO THE CITY OF GEEZWHERE WE EAT FRIED CHICKEN RICE AND BLACK EYES PEAS
right well I'm off out now see you lads later tonight!!!!!!!!!
>>224318569katy mating dance
>>224318569Me serving food when I was a 19 year old twink, in a bunny suit
>>224318564nah just a gayer from bristol
>>224318583That's what I thought
>>224318569the best bit about this idiot's videos are the awkward people in the background wondering what this idiot is doing
>>224318569missing only a bone in his nose
>>224318606>>224318606>>224318606
>>224318576ok x
got addicted to RuneScape again lads
>>224318569missing only his bone in a white woman's fanny
>>224318545sc
