typa bitch who squeezes like the kegel instructors told her to when you bout to nut

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>>224322811
So what if I worship british women? there's nothing wrong with that

tad early

>>224322811
i heard mira is a big fan of the british broadcast channel !?

>>224322791
can you really steal in West?

>>224322865
HOT

so what im doing right now is supporting the excellent australian wine industry

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thoughts?

>>224322833

this is almost certainly caused by generations of consanguineous marriage in the brown communities

some women are just so touchy feely aren't they

>>224322811
she has accounts filed on companies house

>costa rica
>"rich coast"
>is actually poor

>>224322873
there she is

>>224322882
>wears gay jew brand boxers
grim

>>224322882
Unfortunate chest genetics but that's the way it goes. Probably look better not posing.

>>224322891
her bottom is scrumptious
her bottom line is dire

>>224322883
nah, in india deformities are common because they dump a bunch of toxic shit into the water and then swim in it and drink it + doctors don't operate when people are young due to lack of doctors and medical care. i believe it's more of a paki thing to do incest

>>224322882
nga got a hole in his chest
is that pectus?

>>224322883
false
Consanguineous marriage is banned in North India
only Muslims and South Indians do that shit
google: Gotra system
I can't even marry someone not directly related to me if they have same gotra (lineage) as me

its pakis, ser

>>224322903
CK is a safe bet. appealing to many.
your boxers probably give women the 'ick'

>united

got the hunt for the red ripper on

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im on the fucking cunting incel walk arent i

>>224322882
he's had a surgical enhancement and /or Pectus excavatum

>>224322879
thankyou
thankyou
THANKYOU

>>224322940
Need to swallow a powerful shit from her ugly arsehole

>>224322956
no... thank YOU

>>224322942
everything gives women the ick now
stopped trying because there will always be something that gives them the ick

>>224322942
For me, it's Adidas

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kino

>>224322948
look behind you ;)

>>224322942
>cares what women like/think/want
grim

I'm a sex pest im a sex pest from Manchester way
I get all me pleasure the non consent way

>>224322948
An hour ago, maybe.

Wish these cunts would stop PKing me in Runescape.

>>224322927
>>224322915
haha you just educated me for free so i won

>>224322971
can you actually link me some good adidas underwear
i need to cop some

>>224322970
good lad
nothing gives them the ick more than visibly trying to impress them

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>>224322856

height isn't that relevant
dick size is though
if you're less than 6" erect you should be sterilised

>>224323022
.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLXuIboiJq0

>>224322971
>>224323000
lol at you fucking incels buying adidas underwear
NO women will find that sexy

women dont really want to think about a man's boxers even if its their husband

Remember when Bladee and co tried to expand on "Drain" as being more than just a word they repeatedly said with the "Loss & Gain" stuff lmfao

>>224323022
>6" erect
I used to be but depression and medication shrunk mine to 5"

Elliott Smith died at 34

I made it to 34 which is weird because when I was young I always thought 34 was old but now I'm here and I'm a depressed alcoholic thinking about suicide.

>>224323035
imagine a woman pulling down my adidas boxers and my 6.5 willard will twang like a spring

>>224323057
elliott smith was murdered by his heroine addicted girlfriend

>>224323057
And in his short time on Earth he lived a thousand lives. You? Barely a single life.

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>>224322827
>>224322836

My wrists, neck and limbs are all what you'd describe as very thin. I'm 6'2' and probably have Marfan's Syndrome. Yes there are exercises for the neck, and ways to thicken the connective tissue in the wrists and fingers, but at the end of the day I just accept those aspects of my appearance.

I'm aware that I am physically fit. Do I also have a thin neck and thin limbs? Yes. I accept that I am never going to be someone with a giant yoke or who looks like they can rip a phonebook in half. Everybody is different. I'm at peace.

>>224322882
Looking good homie.

>>224323046
no m8 i have no idea who that is you sad cunt

>>224323057
didn't ask

scary scary thunder and lightning

>>224323046
yeah
>>224323086
how is it sad to know who bladee is

>>224323078
Thanks buddy! This will surely help me towards my quest to end my life!

>>224323015
The average height for an adult male in the UK is approximately 5 feet 9 inches
so 5'10 is not "short" is it, it's average
mad how i was able to know that from going outside and seeing people, and you weren't

>>224323066
ok that would be pretty hot desu

>>224323046
that's fine

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just a kid

>>224322948
wish I had something like that close to me

>>224323030
absolute banger! <3
personal favorite

>>224323057
I never understood suicide if you're healthy.. like just eat and start shitmaxxing your pants after trying to fartmog someone

>>224322882
you need way more lateral delt and tricep longhead
cant tell by the angle but probably lats as well. looking very fridge like

>>224323107
niggamind

Racism was invented to keep us fighting and stop us from uniting against "them"

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how it feels when /brit/ starts talking about what women want

>>224323107
Don't understand nothing about football me.
No idea what he's got to do with Brighton.
Coach is from Germany.
Mad that they're actually an outlier because the owner is from Brighton.

>>224323120
>fridge like
what does that mean

>>224323163
>Don't understand nothing about football me.
>No idea what he's got to do with Brighton.
quite easy to understand really if you're not an actual mong

got an obsession with going online and looking at mansions worth over £30m for hours despite not even having £1000 to my name

I was brutally height mogged at uni and when i was in the army and i'm 5'10

>>224323116
hilarious post if you're 12

im 5'6
its alright
would be nice to be taller but ive got an alright life

back from my drunkard nap

>>224323167
square with no V
lats are by far the most important bodypart to focus on for aesthetics

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>>224323197

>>224323030
I've been listening to this for the last 2 weeks, it's a bit different but the groove is so catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJpmX5Go9AQ

>>224323185
i like looking at 1 bed bungalows out in the middle of nowhere that i could afford and live happily ever after, but no longer have the mental and social ability to move there (or a car)

>>224323186
this is why we can't let poortherners into oxford

How many Asian women have swallowed your cum?
Me?
Only the one unfortunately. And she was Asian Canadian and all.

Bank Holiday Monday then. You hitting the town tonight then?

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>>224323261
working tomorrow

>>224323199
*pats you on the head*

>>224323257
It's like your prose is designed to be as subtly annoying and faggy as possible

>>224323257
0 from Japan,China,Korea

>>224323239
you have taste

my cock? 8 inches… from the ground ;) x

>>224323311
can you stop talking about your penis

>>224323311
get it out then

>>224323311
ye when squating

>>224323282
me too lol

>>224323315
>>224323325
jealous? x
>>224323319
no i cant all my cameras died just now fuck can’t do it haha

Sir David Jason

my fanois? 8 inches deep

smol bois need not apply x

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rorke…

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>>224323257
this fella fucked hundreds of chinese girls raw and ghosted them when they got pregnant, he blew up on social media as a result of it

Sir Ronnie Pickering

mums making spagbol

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>>224323337
gonna need you to come in on the bank holiday monday hmmm kayy?

arghhhhhh

>>224323352
What is wrong with white people man
No other race does this shit

>>224323311
this you >>31103814 ?

>>224323356
no crime was committed

watching this dude "nacho vidal" destroy kristina rose

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>>224323381
don’t know

>>224323378
I thought most of the cuck posters were Indian, that being said, most of GTA6's developers are also Indian.

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>>224323326

>>224323407
nvm actually

I'm Rorke, she call me Rorke-e

>>224323307
I heard it in a record store and immediately went to ask what it is, it came out a few months ago. Banger.

>>224323311
yeah when lying on your fat belly

>>224323412
most cuck posters are indians pretending to be white
i think some were israeli as well
elon musk revealed this when he showed everyone's location on twitter

>>224323426
lol penis cancer

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vile man

>>224323426
scrm

>girl I dated from my last place of work searched me on LinkedIn

Ooo it's been 5 months

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hospitalstein did a number on my wallet

got a red coke in the fridge I might drink tonight

rorke rocking up the road in a pair of jorts

come on, where's this rain i was promised?

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>>224323506

>>224323498
How can you see that?

>>224323498
a girl who i suspected was into me but im too much of a pussycat to do anything about added me on linkedin months after she left which confirmed my suspicions

>>224323520
LinkedIn premium otherwise it just says somebody from your company

>>224323506
wth insurance system works. why dont we have this

>>224323498
always use a burner for LinkedIn creeping, me

dead easy to make a fake profile as well, not like the big social media accounts that have SMS verification and all that guff.

mad how peng watermelon is

>>224323506
and i thought our healthcare system was ridiculous

>>224323520
What does it say if someone who isn't logged in views your profile?

post goon stink at the dinner table i never gaf

linkedin is literally all indian AI slop now

>>224323546
truth spirit bomb

28 August 1640. A Scottish army of 20,000 under Alexander Leslie defeated an English force of 5,000 led by Lord Conway at the Battle of Newburn Ford, near Newcastle. Victory enabled the Scots to occupy Newcastle which at that time provided the bulk of London’s coal supplies.

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>>224323546

>>224323532
This was meant for you >>224323555

>>224323546
learned from negroes that a bit of salt on watermelon is the way to go
and with how much they love watermelon, i trust them

>>224323546
the best source of l-citrulline by far also

>>224323546
watermelon is overrated as fuck. honeydew is where it's at

>>224323555
You need an account to view profiles
>>224323529
Did you do anything?

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>>224323583
freak

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damn
we stick out like a sore thumb

>>224323567
and then they voted against independence

>>224323598
it just tastes of water. canary and honeydew are clearly sweeter

my alias is michael rogan

might be some muck coming out my bottom hole and my top hole in a minute

>>224323591
I'm able to view his profile, just not the full job history.
https://uk.linkedin.com/in/rishi-sunak

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>>224323352
genuine mental illness

>>224323605
need us in at least the light blue

linkedIn is literally a dating app

for me it's a slice of melon wrapped in prosciutto

>>224323546
>>224323583
>>224323598
all melon is shit ok
when you get it on the plane in that fruit bowl the only good bits are pineapple and strawberry

>>224323583
Love both, might buy some tomorrow, here every day a guy with a truck drives through the neighbourhood and yells that he sells watermelons and you just go down in the street when you hear em and buy one, it's pretty convenient but the yelling can be annoying

>>224323660
if its premade i'll be all hard . you need to buy whole and prepare it yourself

I once heard that putting salt on watermelon made it taste sweeter, so I tried it and it tasted like salty watermelon

yeah pineapple lush too

>>224323642
Hm maybe my colleagues have a private setting then

once you notice how often rorkes talk about cuckolding you can't stop noticing it
it's bizarre

>>224323689
here they eat it with feta cheese, it's kind of good desu

>>224322811
looks like my sister

watching a gillian anderson kino

>>224323689
try lemon juice u ding dong

did you lads know that two thirds of scurvy cases in the west are attributable to autistic people who refuse to eat 99% of foods

two thirds

autismos are mental aye

the rare yank who understands sarcasm, doesn't take himself too seriously, and can do self-deprecating humour (when it fits, not out of cuckold fetishism).... that's wonderful

>>224323676
i once put my penis in a melon but i would never but it to eat

>>224323689
not supposed to salt it like fries (chips) nigga

>>224323730
She is Hungarian too

>>224323748
ive had yanks filtered for years now
leafs too

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>>224323730
I want to marry your sister

>>224323732
she snot in any kinos she's a cheap actress who accentuated her roles by being a whore

seen a woman put her penis in a pumpkin

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in the most non-coomer way possible, julianne moore is probably the best female actress of all time

every time you mongs talk about actresses (*in ricky gervaid voice*) you're jsut telling me who you fancy

but i reckon she's actually good at acting

right what is all this then
we're not /balk/
all of you out except the greek bulgarian

imagine how fucking sick it would be being real life James Bond there are actually people from this country living that life right now. But me I work in a warehouse what a pathetic life I have

>>224323784
that wasnt a woman

want to get so strong and muscular

my jaw hurts

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>>224323780
nah she has lots

my hiv has turned into ricky gervaids

satan controls my soul

salt on tomato is good too

>>224323780
scully was NOT a whore she was an intelligent demure lady who didn't lose her gun every time there was trouble like mulder did

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>>224323824
pork pie screaming

made oat pancakes so that's my life right now

>>224323808
yes she was

>>224323819
in retrospect it should have been obvious how bullshit this story was

it sounds a lot more like the type of life event that comes out the US not the UK

rorke tuah

spit on that thang

>>224323845
thats because it was symbolic for ejaculating his willy. might as well have been wanking him off

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nippon.... home ..

hackernews is full of delusional mongs with zero world life experience

>>224323857
you're in you're oat pancake era and it's everything

>>224323869
no that was a man with a knob like you

>>224323912
it's giving oat

>>224323907
would let you sit on my face and wank yourself off while i lick your arse hole

the devil wants to rape my life

ive wasted my entire life

>>224323945
same

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hope this gets to katy in time

>>224323945
point of privilege desu

His writing has also discussed themes of scientific racism and eugenics, or what he has called "hyper-racism".

>>224323914
*yawns*

>/brit/ poster when explaining what breed his dog is
>"right well that's a rightweller"

Lamenting lost time and the life that never was

>>224323925
bit bloody gay mate

apparently virgos are shy but turn completely feral in the bedroom

Ruminating on my past and the decisions I made

>>224323878
its a good story regardless of whether its all true

You ever think of a post and then someone makes that exact post
Mad innit

I ONLY ATE FOODS AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY FOR 7 DAYS
*thumbnail of someone looking pained and tired but they couldn't express that naturally so they had AI do it for them*

Crying over spilled milk

getting into dollmaking

>>224324001
john virgo did this?

Dwelling

theres a wall in a forest 40 minutes away. it has me and the ex's initials on it from 5 years ago. some day i will drive over there and see if its gone

>>224323963
>guys of all backgrounds
right why has she felt the need to say that then

>Dipshit Town

going feral, apparently

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>>224323813
lift some heavy objects perhaps

>>224323792
Do you prefer her role as Confused Housewife #12 or Confused Housewife #23

Imagine all the hymens that are being snapped smoove open at Notting Hill as we speak
Oh deary me

Nobody knew it at the time but there was a last time you went outside and played with your friends

>>224324039
>...WHERE'S THE WILLY GOING?!

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>>224324056
It's a time for katy to enjoy herself :)

>>224324052
some 5'6 nibba lifted 520kg the other day

>>224324052
could do this easily

>>224323506
when some gangbanger gets shot up and survives, who pays to stitch them back together? they just don't pay it back? i'm assuming they have no insurance

>>224324054
oh shut the fuck up bruce. watch adaptation or still alice then cum back to me

no one:
literally not a single soul:
laid-off transsexual:
leftypol:
rorke:i like the way you kiss me i can tell you miss me i can tell it hits hits hits

she leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes ... x

>>224324062
I had a mental health crisis when I was in year 10 and one mate came to see me in the hospital then I didn't hear from anyone ever again

>>224324065
mmhmm x
crodie going brazy on dat x

>>224324072
the tax dollars of white people of course

how do i get into high culture

>>224324052
Dead lift is so unimpressive to look at if you're not imagining doing it yourself
Not knocking it as an actual pursuit just saying it's not great telly

You can tell how much heatherpaedo misses ziedy lmao, every chance he gets he's larping as him. Only mate he's ever made I suppose

>>224324081
>adaptation
bro got anderson and streep mixed up

>>224324084
big tune tbf

>>224324126
one word: FRASIER

Jaundiced malnourished fresh off the boat cronem chatting to Katy at carnival
Timmy getting punched for trying to tell him to back up LOL

aw did big old duddy lift the big rock slightly off the ground awww thats so cute, when are you graduating to the clean and jerk little buddy? no dont mean wanking either, which is more of a feat of endurance than dudlift mind you

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why is UK full of Pakis but not cute Japanese girls?

>>224324126
Smoke weed

>>224324126
Put the Wagner on

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>>224324152
They are marching.

>>224324128
when i was doing boxing there were some royal marines who were doing curls with a barbell that i couldn't get off the ground
more strength in their wrists than in my entire body
very humbling but that's one of the benefits of going to a proper world class gym

It's kind of like when you see a little bird in the tree that's lost its partner, he does half the song but he's waiting for ziedy to chime in with the "mmhmm das rite crodie x"... and he never does :(

it pie night it pie night

>>224324084
not a bad chune at all, one of the few good "'radio"' hits

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scrandle reminded me that new zealand exists

>>224324180
Timmy getting busy on tiktok saying it needs to be banned

doing a gay porn poo scream

Actually, coconut is the most peng fruit

>>224324130
really sad when ziedy is here talking dumb dogshit about football and heatherfreak keeps trying to butt in to told about black penis and keeps getting ignored

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>English Channel chaos as migrant dies, two women burned and one stabbed on same boat

>>224324219
should be sued

never lose yovr pants

got the gay porn on,

been pooing really well today. mum's very proud of me

>>224324227
Japan

brew thet's a cheese sendwuch

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>>224324248

whoa lads it's pure banging it down right now. bit of thunder too.
we are SO FUCKING BACK

>>224324248
rorke... cmon man... see what theyre going through to get here... have some heart man...

>>224324266
squeal

>>224324248
remember that migrant boat that was going down and one guy decided to do a rape as the boat was sinking

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saw this on /tv/ and it's tripping me out how different his face is between the two

>two women bumed
was just watching this

>>224324299
rape mode off vs rape mode on

>>224324277
LIGHTING JUST HIT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

sup aodie
sup bodie
sup codie
sup dodie
sup eodie
sup fodie
sup godie

>>224324299
good film this

>>224324299
ick vs no ick
/brit/ could do with this lesson, its that easy and has always been that easy

>>224324285
what does non mean
yes I'm sure it means brown immies but why 'non'

>>224324315
You couldn't rape a fly

>>224324340
could so

jim carrie sex arse

>>224324052
he's called Max Deadlift
ofcourse hes gonna be good at it

>>224324197
mad you say that
a few days ago i was listening to the local wood pigeons
one doing the "hoo HOO... hoo" song with the bit that goes up at the end as if to say "eh?"
then another one close by would do the same song
they took it in turns, obviously communicating something, like a mating call
today i looked down into the garden and there's a dead wood pigeon in the grass, probably a cat got him (my neighbours have cats)
then i heard the distant wood pigeon do his song
no response
it kept doing it by itself and waiting for the reply but there wasn't one
very sad
fucking cats shitting in the garden and killing squirrels and birds

>>224324299
>During the scene where Charlie is breastfeeding a mother, Carrey accidentally breast-fed Whirry's real breasts as he thought she was wearing a prosthetic breast; he later became humiliated when he found out that was her real breasts.

what a pussy

>>224324361
How's it going mouse

>>224324377
giwtwm

japan can get fucked open the gates let the jeets in let them get fucked like the rest of the west it's OVER for EVERYONE

[scene: beginning of a microsoft teams call between two people at work in the gherkin]
heathernonce: crodie.
sir liam rosenoir: mouldie. how are things?

>>224324394
s

>>224324371
nominative determinism that