Roland Tembo edition
why don't we ever talk about guys with downs syndrome on /brit/
>>224329104half the thread has it
September 1st, 2026 is the day my real life will begin
>>224329104Sorry you're right, how is your Dad by the way
>>224329121got a job?
>>224329104swedish general has that covered
>>224329121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAo
Got the winklepickers on x
doing a watch of porn
>>224329104we're watching him on twitch
He should show his willard so that the stream ends with a bang
right so this thread's off to a good start
absolutely biblical what happenedsome of this footage is 40 miles away from where the glacier collapsedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbuXx5g8wQQ
>>224329193yawn
>>224329193shouldn't have lived downhill of a glacier then should theywhat a mistake to make
>>224329231stolen idea
RuneScape is like crack
America is bombing some people again
>>224329275love sapops
>>224329270not really
>>224329275which country are you going for now? or are you running it back in Iran for a bit of fun?
bwc defeats bbc once and for all
>>224329212horrible racist bastard
>>224329320yawn
>>224329142I met this guy one time, he was super serious and masculine, just dresses like a Karen for some reason.
sir enola gay
>Watch Florence + The Machine bring earth-shattering vocals to Reading Festival>RAYE brings her powerhouse vocals to Reading
thank God horrible things like massive flash floods and tsunamis and volcanic eruptions only happen in shitholes full of browns
>>224329294bombin Larak Islandnun they could do x
is we getting another stinalous check
>>224329360she has an incredible voice
>>224329360No, I don't think I will.
unexpectedly passed 250k net worth this monththat's nice, i guess
>>224329369stupid island getting in the way of freedom turn them into dust
can someone explain the yugoslav wars in lotr terms please
GTA 6 online isn't coming for another 2 years btw
met this guy one time, he was super thick and manly, rly choked me up
open the fuckin' strait x you crazy bastards x
Haven't actually watched porn in earnest since I was about 17 or so.
>>224329425fucking screaming
>>224329428fuck up man your grans fucking retarded man she walks up the stairs backwards
>>224329395>he thinks house equity counts towards net worthoh ho ho
Have spent 20 years thinking Penelope Cruz was in Casino Royale.It's not! It's some other bint!
>>224329424is this Deep Forest Vangelis's bro?
>>224329465always used to think catherine zeta jones was in braveheart but its some french girl
>>224329455if i liquidated everything, i'd have 250,000 quid, yes, its net worth.technically locked behind "you can't live in a bin", but the mortgage payments are going somewhere
>>224329425hiya brad. hi everybody
mousey won btw
got a net worth of 0 (zero) me
>>224329485silly boy
Mousey is fucking boring
mad how bums are for excreting and slicing turds of poo but if I see a girl with a big bum my penis gets hard
all she does is show her tits or shake her titsand that's ok by me
>>224329275BWC
what are we doing tomorrow then
>>224329485>technically locked behind "you can't live in a bin"yeah exactly
Going to watch Sense And Sensibility 2008 with my gf tomorrow (She loves are Jane)Gonna make a joke about there being a hospital with vets who looks after marine mammals in it, because there's a line about a pauper's hospital and it sounds like porpoise hospital.Stole it from Harry Hill's TV Burp, aha x
>>224329553toil
>>224329551
any lads here shagging prostitutes tomorrow?
>>224329553toiling in the excel mines
how much money is a good amount of money to have in the bank
rhythm is a dancer
>>224329566Don't fucking care
>>224329080get this moveable feast underway!
>>224329585700,000,000,000
>>22432958550k
>>224329418Being slavic, everyone was Gollum
>>224329585999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
>>224329585lots
>>224329575not me, although technically I could go, it's legal here
worth 1 quid 30 pence me(got a 1.2m quid house in the inheritance, but according to the braintrust on /brit/ that doesn't count)
>>224329612Vietnamese Dong
>>224329585however much you spend in a month + a few hundred quid for unexpected expenses
>>224329553might do a 10k in the morning then its mostly wanking
you lads prefer underboob or sideboob
imagine this cunt stepping on your bollocks
>>224329625going to look foolish when the housing market crashesany day now
>>224329639under
>>224329661would heem it with good punches to its knees
the mind is the best weapon
first mammoth spider spotted. i fucking hate this time of year its a heart attack in the waiting need to move to antarctica
>>224329661more of a woolly rhino man mesen
>>224329689gay pussy boy
>>224329689urghhh the ones that survived the summer wanting a warm place to bed downthe vaccuum will be deployed to these disgusting vile despicable creatures
Hate my bullies and simultaneously want to be shagged by them
mouse is a boring schizo
I've been losing friends and finding peace. Honestly that sound like a fair trade to me
don't be mean to spiders
>>224329725alri bruno fernandes lad
>>224329725are they black
>>224329729most of my "mates" never treated me with any respect and always made jokes at my expense so i feel the same way
we meet again Rorke
Birds Eye battered Alaskan pollock filletMcCain SmilesFrozen peasCan't beat it
pumped full of testosterone and ready for mating
>>224329749vito the gay guido
>>224329725how do you have bullies
>>224329751classic primary school lunch
>>224329749
Sometimes I feel like a loser then I remember there are so-called "people" who watch mukbang screaming
>>224329751oh it peng
battered chips from the ol' chippy
>>224329780>>224329749
>>224329796tune into mousenonce's stream right now if you want to be reminded how low someone can be
>>224329661How to fix Britain1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)2. zero gravity bollock extermination3. death penalty for my nards4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)5. declare having intact scrotums illegal6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)13. national scrote bashing is mandatory14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)25. Abolish my testicles
>>224329809wtf hes still going
>>224329808ai shite
>>224329813
>>224329821no mate it's real. i swear
>>224329813we aint reading that bruh bruh
>>224329813the wait for a good kraut post continues
get the hentai watched
>>224329820he's getting worse he just drank expired milk mixed with 3 year old (yes) out of date angel delight
start doing this
>>224329751im 32 but id still scran this
>>224329813bet some of the newfags don't even know bollockbusting
So, Vito was just waiting there the whole time standing there like that? What if Finn was taking a shit?
>>224329835Seen her ride the girthmaster
Might get a taste of young brown pusi soon lads. She's 10 years my junior, but will make a nice change of pace from the milfs
>>224329841proper vicked that
>>224329813screaming
>>224329871Even better for Vito. Gays love the smell of a man's poo.
used to watch mukbang screaming when i had an eating disorder because it makes you thin kyoure eating food
>>224329835any pics of her vagina and asshole x
>>224329884Nice, good luck
>>224329884thought you were going to say something else there
im starting to lose hope that fritz will come up with a passable comment
>>224329835>>224329879corr who's that
>>224329835who this is
>>224329841Would book a private viewing, murder that evil muslim bastard in an unspeakably gruesome way, and leave in his rolls
>Might get a taste of young brown pusi soon lads. She's 10.
>>224329928>>224329932Jules arii
>>224329809What's his stream name?
kate bush and elton john having a sing song in my ear holes
>>224329968https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>224329943you’d do nothing
>>224329920like what
>>224329943Steady on old chap
Ok GoogleDoes the usa geographically have the best fishYes, the USA has some of the most diverse and abundant fish populations in the world due to its massive coastline, deep northern waters, and vast freshwater systems
why is all the food in america poison now
>>224329821nah mate it was actually made with photoshop so therefore it's good
mouseGOD
we were all thinking it
You people really are pathetic. Constantly complaining about trips and namefags and personalities yet you talk about them non stop. You're now watching their streams. Pathetic the lot of you
>>224329960wtf scr
>>224329996if i mention the j word i might get in trouble on this boardbut... the j word
>>224329974Sad innit
>>224330005it looks awful idc if its ai or not
what does the secodn bloke to in sleaford mods?is he just there for emotional support
Sir Mike Toreno
>>224329971and it seems to me, like you bummed my arse, like a penis in a gash
>>224329996Because Brits don't know how shite their food really is
>>224330030he makes the 'music'
>>224330022there's jizz in the lettuce?
>>224329988We should do the Great Loop together, lad. Just me and thee sailing the mighty waterways of North America, a couple of east riders (or sailors, as it were). It'd be kino beyond your imagination.
>>224330030Be a stella fella and get down
brits don't chlorinate they chicken
>>224329988
connoisseur gyaldem
>>224330068what's so great about that
>>224329996https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alertsah it's the drugs too
>>224330086this. more like the rubbish loop lol
>>224330083 faggot post. "rival gyatts". bitch shut the fuck up
>>224330086>>224330095how about we fuckin kill youhow about we have 5th graders reenacting skibidi toilet with your disembodied head your thoughts?
>>224330030it's like the 4th guy in Prodigy
>>224330106she cant read this m8
soem chaps commenting on mouseys twitch with his real twitch accountyes i'm talking about YOU
Brits seethe at all our land and exquisite crops lmaoooo oh my days no wonder all their food is shite All their veggies are imported and picked unripe (flavorless)Also they can't cook though
>>224330034quite partial to launching an rpg at his helicopter in the mission "toreno's last flight"
>lmaoooooh he's seethin
>>224330132nooo they will know i follow a schizo on twitch
Yanks be like "this bread doesn't have enough sugar"
>>224330145yank typing this as he's sat on the bog shitting his bowels out
Mousey actually comes off as pretty likeable this stream. Worst thing you can say about him is that his hair is greasy and he's unemployed, but who cares?
>>224330166she warding off the caloric spirits
Yes the 8/10 turkey sandwich I just made would immediately be knocked down to a 5/10 in the UK simply because of their lower quality ingredients Condolences de lads
eating shreddies now because someone rorkeposted about eating shreddies yesterday
Got the eye patches onToner appliedMoisturiser soon
zen state
>>224330145the uk doesn’t have the best fruit and vegetables but your food is poisoned garbage
>>224330200scerrameing
>>224330181I get that this might be hard for you to understand coming from an overly populated homogenized island but some folk in the USA eat higher quality food than the common city folk
>>224330195I would never make a turkey sandwich except on boxing dayEasily the worst possible choice of sandwich meat
>mfw an american was fat near me
no toil tomorrow :>
>>224330211You have a poor understanding of statistics and economics regarding food standards
MouseCHAD
>>224330241would rape the shit out of the kfc bucket right now
>>224330245Genuinely devastated
>>224330181they're not allowed sugar it's high fructose corn syrup
>>224330248i’ve been the usa 3 times
>>224330230Must be low quality British turkey you're eating, again, condolences
>>224330241health at every size x
rolling on the floor because there's no london show 6
>>224329479yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g03mzX_kBhM
>>224330272There's 50 states you absolutely braindead redcoat lmfao
>>224330241interesting phrasing therethinking the surgeon had more to do with his demise than he's letting on
>>224330248your people are shitting themselves to death after eating taco bell
quite remarkable what the human body can endurehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heaviest_people
Think I'll tip my boss tomorrow for lost productivity
>at 70 stone was almost double the weigh of an average American
>>224330241genuinely how do you get this fat?
Where did all the intelligent posters go
>>224330324rorke's mum suspiciously absent
>>224330276Why would you eat top quality American turkey when you could eat top quality American chicken? The latter would be far tastier
>>224329360raye feet
>>224330341I'm iq 125
So that really was Mousey asking people if he had rockstar model vibes
>>224330253He unironically would be handsome if he wasn't mentally ill
https://youtu.be/Vy1c1sAqqEQ
Sometimes I start thinking about what my family thinks of me and have to shut my brain off asap before I get depressed
more of a quail man meself
>>224330348Had top quality farm-raised chicken for dinner yesterday x
>>224330106dumb ahh unc
Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet but they kept the take in the film
>>224330313and they all have shit food for the most part. maybe at farmers markets in the hamptons you can find edible produce, maybe
>>224330145Just objectively false, Britain has the best quality meat and produce on the planet, don't think any other nations but a handful of Northern European ones come close.
>>224330253nigga look like he eats flies
could you imagine if we started rubbing our bums together? lol
>>224330351Clearly some Imperial metric there
>>224330377Blimey, farm-raised? We don't have farms here :(
>>224330339mentel illness like anorexia
>>224330389breaking your toe is no big deal i've done it loads of times
Name's rorke. First day.
>>224330394I pity this fool
>>224330394This, simply wont eat any meat that wasn't raised in the UK.It just wouldn't be safe.
He cute
>>224329612hey that's the amount of mph that i do my poos at
TIL When Viggo Mortensen auditioned for the role of Aragorn in "The Lord of the Rings" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Elijah Wood brought was a car. Viggo Mortensen brought and a new pair of shoes.
>>224330431fluttershyglasses coming in with the SHIT opinion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ogYABG48Vgk
American rorkeberries are the highest quality
Viggo Mortensen fucking Maria Bello on the stairs in A History of Violence
>>224330431he won
americans import all their butter from Ireland because free range dairy outright doesn't exist there.bizarre
>>224330431nigga got hulk hands
STAND UP FOR YOUR LOVE RIGHTS
>>224330428A shame you don't know how to cook it
>>224330431mousey has rubythumbs??
no ummershys
>>224330431What's wrong with his hands and thumb
>>224330448Honeyberries, best in the world are grown in Scotland and Japan.
>>224330468cap. America has the best of everything most people just suffer from a lack of information
>>224330480>>224330431scream
>>224330431Jim Morrison physiognomyMousey has Rockstar Vibes
yo cody i'm toadally ragebaiting these briddish guys
>>224330499girlie, what the duck!
>>224330499why the FUCK does her thumb look like that literal demonspawn
>>224330464ummers
>>224330496Why do you continue to live in an African shithole then, jeffnonce?
>>224330499shrek thumb
>>224330499imagine lubing your cock up and rubbing it all over that fourehead
genuinely shocked by how much more normal mousey is irl than on herestill a freak just not a megafreak
>>224330431how is it possible to look this evil
>>224330527I'll be in yankland on choosday
lurking mousey's stream anonymously, I need a hip and relevant /brit/ coded username before I can post
>>224330499girlie what the duck
>>224330557you won't believe me but demons
>>224330566>gaycocktaker
>>224330558Not an answer
>yanks have to pay $200 for meat that isn't fed cornslop
bonnie blue gave birth
>>224330499genuinely disgustingyou wouldnt even need to show me her ugly goblin retard facejust fingers on a snapchat story and i'd tell that this woman is worthless
>>224330431>>224330499when's the collab?
for what purpose
>>224330593bet it came out as a liquid
>>224330593what colour the baby
>>224330379consider an hero. how are you not embarassed at this shit
still think ruby is gorgeous and still want to give her oralno matter what you say
>>224330593Rorke finna be a dad
>>224330431i genuinely look like him if he showered and wasn't schizophrenic
*throws you in*
Jeffery is choosin' Texas
>>224330593lil bro is cooked from the start
>>224330468>Scale of Grass-Fed Farming: While free-range and grass-fed dairy exist in parts of the U.S. (like the Pacific Northwest), the vast majority of domestic U.S. commercial dairy relies on stored forage, grains, or corn-blended feed to maintain high-volume, year-round yields across diverse climates.could have easily googled this instead of assuming in poor faith
MOUSENONCE.TVhttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>224330631kys
I could’ve done so much with my life.
>>224330614who gives a fuck what some cranky ahh unc thinks :skull:
>>224330593>had groupsex 2 nights before her c-section:/
>>224330655fuck off
>>224330631need one of those for my bollocks
>>224330276American turkeys are descended from turkeys bred in England
>>224330641mum's a bit of a hedonist
right so i've just fired liquid out of my arse haven't iexcellent. just what i needed.
>>224330671so grim
>>224330696twisted psychpath
>>224330655why is the area around his eyes so dark?
>>224330431comically evil
>>224330648>the vast majority of domestic U.S. commercial dairy relies on stored forage, grains, or corn-blended feed to maintain high-volume, year-round yields across diverse climatessounds shite
>>224330696he actually looks a wee bit like me ffs
New>>224330712
>turkey sandwichwho actually eats turkey unironically outside of holidaysit's the most dry dogshit meat you can consume
>>224330276high quality American turkey:
funniest thing about this is deegs simmering spamming that mn is evil
>>224330558whereabouts? x
夏終わった
>>224330241My taxes hard at work, I see. Thank you based socialism.
probably time for bed
>>224330671disgusting pig
>>224330671the apex whore
Gn arianaposter
>>224330224>>>224330267
