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we're all in here>>224347343>>224347343>>224347343
it's mental how good wall e is
>>224347364I used to feel this during my night walks and then lose it when I got home
>>224347364made up shite fuck off
low-hanging bollocks are fun to suck
Keeo saying to myself I won't do chores or anything I can't be arsed withThen I wake up and act like a slave to necessity
>>224347343why are they releasing GTAVI without DLSS4
>>224347343screencapped an AI text block award
>>224347392wouldn't say that to someone with cancer would you, fuck off rat.
>>224347364>no one believes youmore like no one gives a shit
>>224347394better than it being the other way around
mental how the chon hasn't had a new board in over 6 years now
>>224347384She's hot
chilly outside bring a spoon
>>224347394keep saying to myself im going to just be a chill dude who doesnt care about anything but then i go online and get rorked up
>>224347394And then you wake up
mental how much cum comes my my willywhere does it come from? where does it go?cotton eyed joe
>>224347386*Writes a three hour video essay on why wall e is neoliberal and zionist propaganda*
it'd be really funny if all redditors died
>>224347386back when our sci-fi dystopias were heartwarming
baddiedem home free
>>224347410It's a boy
>>224347386Most unsubtly presented message since Triumph of the Will
might start including em dashes in my posts—what do you lads think?
>>224347394absolutely mental to me, as someone with ADHD, doing something that isn't already intensely gratifying feels excruciating no matter how important. Reckon I would be homeless or and dead if it wasn't for this countries social welfare system.
Woah $.40 an hour I would do that if I had a gf to get money for her
so that’s it for the gta leaks then? what a load of nothing
i've seen troons the past 3 consecutive daysone was short and ginger but the other 2 were a solid 6'3"
>>224347422What would be the criteria though? Having an account? Posting regularly?
>>224347435He's hot. Wish that was my bf
just had a can of guinness zero and now im scared to drive in case the police stop me and i smell of beer
>>224347441not a good move lad everyone will accuse of aiposting
>>224347445Reckon I must have adhd then
>>224347386Never seen it
We could have lived in a world of light and beauty.
Saw a couple of trannies this weekend. Could tell immediately because they were 6 ft and broad shoulders. Faces quite feminine and boobs were there. Would have loved a threesome. Get one licking my arse while the other one rides my cock.
ADHD is a made up condition invented out of thin air to prescribe speed to kids
>>224347477true—but ai does it for a reason—it just looks better ok!
>>224347453I see an FtM troon daily as there's one at my work. Actually very sound. Tiny though like must be a few centimetres over the legal definition of a midge.
>>224347445same except ive not got adhdunless i do have adhd
>>224347473smell of the guinness zero would be overwhelmed by the drying spunk in your boxers and your fermenting smeggy bellend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJOy89COfsE
>>224347497bet they have long AND thick shenises too
>>224347514thats disgusting man get your mind out of the gutter
the only chores i do is dishes because i keep needing them for food . ill only have hoover if i have guests which is never. 1 person generates next to no rubbish so i just separate the cardboard from plastic and glass and leave it in bags for about 3 months at a timei dont clean the bathroom i just throw bleach down the bog when i flush
>>224347522>shenisesscr how is this the first time i've heard them called this
>>224347521Fuck right off
>>224347522chance would be a fine thing
>>224347394couldn't be me aha>>224347445katheem
this time next year I'll be in SF shagging fit amercian (asian/hispanic?) birds and you will all still be here lol
>>224347542Blog on Boeing bastard
>>224347488missing out mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8E5GpRuiqg
>>224347542I generate loads of rubbish somehow even though I live alone
>>224347549You want to fuck horses. Be quiet.
>>224347514least bent leftypops poster
>>224347364these people just want to want to be doing something all the time, they want the feeling of motivation 24/7 when the real lesson is that you HAVE to learn to do things even if they're not pleasurable at that very secondwhen you feel motivated but are currently busy with something at work, make a mental actionable plan and then actually do it when you can even if you aren't motivated in that momentwhen i was learning guitar i literally just forced myself to pick it up and didn't put it down until the 15 minute timer was over even if i didn't want tothing is, by the 15 minute mark you usually want to continue as you've now created that feeling of motivationyou have no choice im afraidits either learn to do the things that lead to your long term goals even when you don't want to or die never ever having done anything worthwhileyour only options
>>224347551I won't be here. Destined for far greater things, me. No, my years spent on "/brit/" will be but an amusing footnote in the story of my life.
>>224347571anyone would if they could get away with it
1. Stab2, Kill
>>224347564you must go shopping constantly. im a miser
Zoomers will describe the most common experiences in life like not having motivation to do chores or feeling upset sometimes and then look at you in the eyes and tell you they have ADHD depression and anxiety
>>224347437not all art has to be subtle
>>224347581too adhd to read all that soz lool
just built a swing seat outside and now its started raining so i cant sit in it
>>224347557would of been funny if i said anything remotely to do with planes or air travel you retarded niggggggggggeer
>>224347584there ain't no way
>>224347617scremming
>>224347617lol x
>>224347607No. You don't get it.
>>224347618most likely you have angered the gods
I'm ok now
mousenonce rattled "aha"
>>224347607zoomers are slaves to jewish paradigms
used to be able to play games for 12 hours straight now i can barely play half an hour without giving up
>>224347637Blog on boring bastard
>>224347607Then they'll start hyperventilating because they got a phone call from an unknown number or because they're scared to ask the waiter for ketchup LOL
>>224347642What did he do now
cant fucking stand kids screaming outside fucking hell get them sent back already
>>224347648and you're a slave to these NUTS
>>224347648actual trvke
>>224347650same
>>224347551I'm moving to China in November
>>224347650mad how i thought my mum and dad was spastics at video games and now i have their hand eye coordination
>>224347571I'm not mousey
>>224347617get this man some lisdexamphematine PRONTO
>>224347670good on youwhat for?
some of yous need to get your dick wet lol bunch of virgins here
>>224347607Can't be that I'm a mediocre spastic no no I have a mental condition that makes me dull and useless you see. Can I get amphetamines now?
Unmarried romantic partners could be allowed to ask courts for a share of their ex's assets if a breakup leaves them unable to meet their basic needs, under proposals being considered by the government.
>>224347674>rotting dolly You're even more pathetic than him
i thought black people not being able to swim was an american thing
>>224347650Primarily Inattentive ADHD, you were probably masking your symptoms until other stress levels built up and you could no longer hide your ADHD-I
>>224347679>manim nonbinary
will make a thoughtful post to zero repliesthen some spacker saysscrimmin bradley poo sex arse to 4 sc repliessick of it
>>224347670is it easy to do? thinking of jumping ship
>>224347364>ADHD"look at me I'm special!"Everybody feels the same shit he does. Part of a self-centred consumerist society is that we feel every failure and every problem and every thought we face as personal
Zoomers play video games for 10 hours a day then wonder why their brains don't work
>>224347693Ktim lol
>>224347542pretty much the same as meI don't bother separating any rubbish though; it all just goes in black bags that go in the bin. It's not for me to separate. If they want me to do that they can pay me a bin man's salary.
>>224347708blacks are the same everywhere
boring bastards moaning about adhd zoomers club
>>224347716The (you) game is for attention seeking dimwits. I post my thoughts and don't care if anyone replied. If I wanted replies I'd post racebait shite
scrimmin bradley poo sex arse
>>224347650for me, it was 16+ hour days playing vanilla wow and losing my friends, health and dropping out of college
>>224347698>>224347607The defining line is how is it affecting your life, do you just say these things, or are you actually unable to function as a normal person, lack personal hygeine, can't maintain relationships or initiate consistent self improvement.Whether you believe ADHD is fake or not there is clearly some sort of serious pattern of mental conditions that need to be treated. Because right now they're self medicating with dope, caffeine or worse
>>224347719Oh look it's pajama boy. Still in your pajamas are you?
>>224347723if anything it's worse than that these days where people can't even play a game or watch a fillum because it takes too long to get into itmeanwhile you can just open up your phone screen or laptop screen and see short form content in seconds.
>>224347723that and BNWO Sissy hypno PMVs
>>224347705Right well that would be fucking retarded
>>224347715More like non-brainary
>>224347756Why don't you go and bake a cake then
>>224347768>open up your phone screen or laptop screen and see short form content in seconds.are we doing anything different here?
We at /brit/ wish Messi a happy retirement from international football and also wish to state that the Falklands Islands are ours.
*sings the weird science theme*
tax sexless adult men and get the proceeds given to recently separated women and bames
>>224347735im ocd with it and enjoy it tbf. also a bit of death drive where i imagine now that its sorted i can finally rest i.e. die
>>224347708it's changing slowly
>>224347710you're not wrong but you'll still get downvoted
if read all greekmong posts in lisa simpson's voice it fits perfectly lol
>>224347735Bet you can't dance like you used to. DANCE, MONKEY!
All the chad/cute filter mousey images seem to be gone it seems
I've lost interest in everything except sex. Just want to fuck and wank to as many birds as possible.
War criminal Radko Mladiç died
>>224347819Everyone knows you're mousey
>>224347805dont get complacent rorke do NOT get fucking complacent
adam hussein
a woke whimper, before the wotanic storm
>>224347832i know i'll never forget where i was when i heard the dreadful news
woke mob won't like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJZnuT6ACV4
>>224347791nah we're not really much better. If anything we're like 10 years further down the line because many of us here started browsing this website in like 2008-2010 when I suppose one could argue that reading posts is on some level slightly better than watching videos
>>224347827how do you get them to have sex with you?I have never been able to do this
>>224347735brown coded post. whites care about their country
Labour dominating the sexymp rankings
>>224347835no it heathermong
>>224347793and we hope for a speedy recovery for his dad who recently died x
Tilde and Mousey are laughing it up in the 'rd They have you all fooled
*answers the phone*
>>224347805I thought you were being replaced, how is it that the national average is 80% but black people are below it if they are the majority?
>>224347852I pay them. Most of my salary after rent and bills goes to escorts.
>>224347863wrong
>>224347835Hi
dubs decide what i do with the rest of my life
>>224347674Inna cute way
>>224347891you'll do nothing
>>2243478577's my localLooks nothing like that irl
>>224347847Do you know where I can order an ET lifesize doll?
>>224347891wank a poo
>>224347835I used to think that but I admit I was fooled. They both share the clear need for constant attention but Mousey generally prefers no name for now
>>224347891wank
>>224347710>Primarily Inattentive ADHDktim but I didn't develop those traits till like year 10/11. I think the new ADHD shake up will focus on childhood diagnoses. those who show traits at older ages will be told to fob off
got anxiety
Female attention yeah
>>224347891gay onlyfans model
>>224347891rape your own arse
>>2243478572, 9, 4, 10, 6, 1, 3, 8, 72 mogs btw
>>224347915get the pip form requested lad
>>224347856you're a fucking mug if you stand there washing out your yoghurt pots and separating your plastic from your cardboard putting it into an ever increasing variety of different coloured binsyou're a fucking mindbroken goyslave seriously. Imagine putting this little value on your own time, thinking you're making a difference of any kind whatsoever. Just put your rubbish in the black bag and put it in the bin. You live in fear of the council finding out you've not correctly sorted your rubbish. Get a grip.
>>224347918whats that
>>224347912Right well guess I'm ADHD along with 95% of the population.
>>224347891become successful and happy and leave a wonderful legacy
>>224347891Pee pee
>>224347891go to mars
>>224347906He got drunk and was posting about horse cocks with the chuddy Malone name on
>>224347899She's all the rage on here
>>224347915oh dearever shove anything up your bum?
I don't know how well you all follow the current thing in the world of masculinity and social media but the new masculine trend is travelling to the Kazakh Steppe and Central Asia to ride on le epic horses. All of the larger creators and "just work harder" grifters are jumping on it now and I predict it will grow even more. I hate how fucking performative moids have to be.
>>224347950tool music video
>>224347891troon out and come and be my sex slave
>>224347891Doss
Would fuck milkyray me
>>224347947no I'm just white and you hate this country so you find ways to harm it
got the depression
>>224347891waste away in your smelly childhood bedroom and ruin your life
>>224347962just a carrot
>>224347891data centre technician/engineer/manager progression
>>224347915same, well complex PTSD from being raped by my dads friend :/
>Djokovic knocked out in the first round of a grand slam for the first time in 20 years and Messi retires from international football in the same daytoday is unc holocaust day
rorke dresses like this and sees no issue
>>224347981Just be a happy Deano cheeky chappy xx
>>2243478571 is fucking hideous. 2 for me easily
>>224347857milfy priti is only #7 overalloutrageous
>>224347891randomly do a 180 on your political views without explaining why
Aren't dubs posts against the rules?
>>224347990:/
got the schizophrenia
mates been signed off work as mental for 5 years nowanti-psychotics have given him tardive dyskinesiahis life is effectively over at 35, don't see how he ever recovers
>>224347744>looks at my skin>asks what my race isI didn't get to choose the color of my skin and don't think its right to judge others. Have pride in yourself and let everyone else have pride in themself. We are all literally the same. Appreciating the differences is what builds culture while fostering growth and innovation. You don't have to like it or feel one way or the other about it.
>>224347891gay porn
>>224347988scream
>>224347891become a gay escort
Why wouldn't you love horses
>>224347991thats leftypol thoughbeit
>>224347891move to bosnia
>>224347968why don't they do mongol rally?
>>224347891become a great chef
>Aren't dubs posts against the rules?
>>224347896thx x
riddle me thisi have mould growing on my ceiling and on my tonguewho am i?
>>224347991i get it, it's funny because that's a commie
>>224348007doesn't exist does it he's a lazy feckless grifter CUNT
ive got:anxietydepressionbpdadhdattention deficit disorderps2autismaspergersparanoid schizophreniaastigmatism in my left eye
btw I do claim pip for anxiety and depression because it's free money but I basically lied I have neither of those
>>224347891oil and gas engineer
>>224347891get dubs
>>224347891do everything in the previous replies
>>224347891dedicate your life to Christ and helping people with poor mental health
>>224347891wank for the rest of your life
RIP LIONEL MESSI!
>>224347891rape your own mum
>>224348055
>>224347988get your sweet cheeks back here boy
ive got:a tiny purple nub
>>224348055screaming
Just consulted the rules... Dubs are not to be posted lads
>>224348055um
ive got:no mental or physical health problemsoverall a pretty good life
>>224348055done him like a kipper
>>224348055LOL
Personal Independence Pussy
>>224347991love this image so much, the stupid smile, the soft doughe body and handshands. its so comfy>>224348037who is it? i thought it was just some rando
>>224348097The prostitute PIP package
>>224347991blud got daps
feel kinda bad for how much bullshit I post here like 80% of everything I say is completely made up
>>224348039you forgot gayness
>>224347991I have seen this image several times but I only now noticed the toddler in the background being dressed the exact same.
looking back in anger
>>224348055gay troon with different political views who does gay onlyfans and lives in bosnia and does some engineering and data science and plans to go to mars?
get the PIP Christmas bonus adjusted for inflation
>>224348122kek same
rorke opening his phone to show the barber the pic of the trim he wants but he forgot to close the mommy asmr he was listening to earlier
Exercising my PIP options at the end of this quarter
>>224348122>>224348144bullshit
>>224348108chapo trap house commie
i've got my hand on my cock
>>224347991what's actually wrong with a shirt and shorts?
>>224348055right so he has to:do nothingwank (a poo), be a gay onlyfans model, rape own arse, pee peebecome successful and happy, leave a wonderful legacygo to marstroon out and become a sex slave, doss, waste away in his childhood bedroom and ruin his lifedo the data center career progressionrandomly do a 180 on his political views, do gay porn, become a gay escort, move to bosniabecome a great chefbecome an oil and gas engineerget dubsalright actually seems doable
>>224348147and the pic he shows is a still of mousey from his stream
https://youtu.be/e4ioXbtQrm4?is=PlnliRkGRk52vIOnDowsing girlfriend made another videon
PIPsqueaks should have to wear yellow stars
sex with yvonne from the airbus mars yard in stevenage
>>224348197I’m not watching that shit nigga
>>224348200Wanked to her yesterday
>>224348197That's not very nice.
in retrospect I may have gone too far calling that lad a "mindraped goyslave". I'm trying to make more measured posts and control my aggression and outbursts.
>>224348147
>>224348177sounds like a life well lived
>>224348197I had no idea they could actually cut through something that easily
>>224348197welcome to jackass
>>224348039yeh i had a PS2 too big deal
>>224348200genuinely peng ngl
Battle of the heavyweightsWe should not elect rotters that should be the law
8mg estradiol hemihydrate down the hatch :3
>>224348228stepmum looks like this
>>224348240Think the weight of his body caused the small incision to tear
yes yes yes :D
>>224348258nash mogs
>>224348198Get the fuck back to work and pay for my recreation while you work 90 hours a week for a smelly flat surrounded by niggers.insolent little toilrat
>>224348261Dick twitched
>>224348258first one looks like lezzer bradley
>>224348275
chocolate hobnobs dipped in black coffee for dinner
boiling over with anger and hatred
What does brazy mean
>>224348055>>224347891>>224347971What time you coming round babe?
>>224348282s
slowly lowering troon posters into acid
get the populist revolution kicked off
have trhis female friend who i party with and who is very touchy but wont do anything sexualthink i need to cut her off this kinda shit shortcircuits my brain"what do you mean you're kisisng my neck but if i try to kiss you on the lips you recoil away" cant hack it lads"what do you mean you're rubbing your bare arse cheeks against my skimpy shorts and you can feel me get aroused but if i guide your hand to my cock you freak out"
Yvonne PickeringSenior GNC and Robotics Engineer at Airbus Defence and SpaceFull-time · 8 yrsUniversity of BristolPhysics with Astrophysics, PhysicsSep 2015 – Jul 2018
>>224348298"That's crazy" in zoomerbabble
/brit/ horny as fuck atm :P
laura trott sex arse
my mum's teeth hurt really bad and my eye won't get better :(
>>224348328she has a rape fetish and wants you to force her
>>224348337stop drinking vodka
Don't like wearing my watch in public. Feel like a target.
>>224347343>redditgo back
>>224348328Ask her if she wants you to pull your pants down or hers while she's grinding on her. Oddly I was thinkimg about this yesterday
One of the horniest /brits/ ever
>>224348355you'll get killed for it in london for sure
>>224348337what has 1 got to do with the other
got the gay plague
>>224348381nobody got AIDS!
>>224348359why don't you fuck off back to /ita/ and spam your shitey frogs and anime
shagging helena dollimore
>>224348355ktim whenever I wear loafers and a button up shirt outside of the city
>>224348328how do you have women grinding on you and are still a virgin ffs
big fat cunt me
That was another post I made up
>>224348347she really doesn't and we almost fell out at one point because i got too drunk and supposedly basically groped her (i can't remember)>>224348398?
>>224348391reddit mad
>>224348416genetic lad. impossible to lose weight do don't bother.
>>224348258if you look at the french and yank versions of the site you'll see that our politicians are much fitterhard to believe i know
>>224348424nothing to do with all the shit food I eat?
just woke up
see my loafers?former gophers
someone make a gay porn edition
reckon people at toil know i always look at the young female toilers a second too long?
>>224348439you've missed some great threads
>>224348439which party + afters were u at then last?
do girls realise im a virgin when any interaction with one of them instantly lifts my mood?
>>224348457yeah, reckon they all call you noncey james
>>224348480they think you're gay probably
>>224348480probablythink they also realise when u get too excited about having a kiss or a touch or whateverlike number 1 virgin sign of any physical activity is the person going too fast like kissing too quick or like octopus hands all over them
>>224348480I do that too lol. Why, do they cringe at it or something
>>224348499wouldnt a gay guy be like 'girl? yawn'
>>224348298bloods turn the c into a b because of a gang feud. zoomers say it because they are all americanised negrofied goy cattle
>>224348467was at the playing video games until 4am by myself then severely overslept party>>224348460doubt it
girl? yawn
>>224348512they be like 'guys? GAWWK'
dirty old dave
>>224348522fuck sake lad...how u even stay awake that long what game is worth that shit
>>224348175rorke, mate.
But girls talk to gay people. If they thought he was gay he would probably end up falling into some pussy
>>224348547wearing it right now and it's comfortable
>>224348175its cause hes unfit and ugly if you look good youll look fresh
>>224348569>>224348569>>224348569
327 aye special charity edition is it yeah?get it made
ephebophilic ernie
>>224348552Not true Everyone thinks I'm gay but I'm not and I'm still a virge
It might be good to mix in some butt looking between looking at women. Also Dradel Buttplug lol
>>224348592Strange! Are you the original poster though and do you get filled by happiness when you see females?
>>224347990Ah time...
