Spoonfulls edition
'sa edish
leftypol's revolution stopped dead in it's tracks when the landlord that opens the door is a brown paki
just reminds me of trunki can't believe the dragons turned that downthey told Rob it was completely worthless all of them did
achieved everything I can hope for in life, may as well be on drugs all the time now
>>224375724and they were right, that is worthless
if only you knew how bad things really are
>>224375735got a gf?got your own place?gained a clue?
>>224375724the best one was just-eat getting turned down TWICE cus deborah was like "why would i go online to order food when i can just call the restaurant"
>>224375719Well all of the landlords in London ARE brown
Job I had in the past we had a bank of America higher up as a client (part of the UK division of BOA)He was a complete cunt and we dreaded dealing with him since he’d try his best to get out of paying when it was all over
>>224375757Patriot
>>224375735ktim except for the first part
mummy's little comedian me
nah seriously what the FUCK is this
>>224375794the raped
Sun went around the earth 1 time so now their energy says they aren't mad at me
The Yair Netanyahu/Falkland Islands debacle is hilarious to observe because the same rightoids who’d normally cut ties with people for saying stuff like this are actively begging him like: "saar, please reconsider your words, you’re making it very hard for me to support you"
me and the missus
gordon ramsay tells you to kill yourself uhhh yeah
any hairless twink of a man in
>>224375818melon
>>224375748Deborah knew it would lead to the importation of billions of kilos of biomass into the UK. She tried to stop it
>>224375794
been banished to the subterranean shunning grounds lads
>>224375747>got your own place?yeahthat's it for me, I'm humble and don't ask for much
images are brokenrip
>>224375867so no gfso you don't have everything do youunless you're gay
>>224375846I think you need to leave.
Psychiatrists have good ideas and their time is very valuable to get ideas from, but probably so is everyone else's tbf
right well that's my co-op pepperoni pizza cooked and ready to eat
I donated blood today. It civic duty x
>>224375877works on my machine
wish i had a cool business idea like deliveroo or trunki
Any BASED kekistani shitlord meme war veteran man in the building?
>>224375894thought they dont take queer blood?
>>224375899priti patel fart chamber is still not patented
>>224375913yh
Really enjoyed the recent (April) pisstaking we did of the merchant navy. Looking back on it fondly
>>224375885right yeah but that's impossible for a miscreant like me, however humble I am, I'm still a slug who shouldn't trap a girl beneath the goo I leave behind
new phone wallpaper
5'10 is a death sentence
every single change they've made at work this year has been fucking retarded and made my job more frustrating
Gone like tears in the rain. Gone like a candle in the wind x
>>224375965whats your job then
>>224375985gay porn star
>>224375985autistic man
>>224375985gay poo peng poo
Wish 4chan had more colour themese than just photon and tomorrow
>>224375894Based Helper saving lives.
thoughts on ftm troons?
get the arse outget the willy outit's time to party
>>224376016get claude to write you some css
>>224376016Yotsuba B is OK for ME!!!!!!
It's the CIRCLE... the CIRCLE OF LIFE
>>224375985large format printingi am now doing the work that was previously handled by 2-3 people
>>224376032don't care as i don't interact with women big fan of mtf because it increases the chance of me having sex
>>224376037not a giga nerd sozzard la x
>>224376032discovered a method involving them that i won't let /brit/ in on because they aren't mature enough yet
screamed at several posts in this thread so far
>>224375894How is this legal
>>224376032Sad. One less potential gf and women intentionally making themselves uglier, and sometimes even bald
>>224376051>large format printingwow that is large!
>>224376051Blud is stressing about pressing Ctrl + P
pogging out over the new apple computer
right well that's a diagnosis of inattentive adhd courtesy of ChatGPT.
>>224376089Me as the dog but I know this photo is bait on some levelv which depends on how deep it is
>>224376108would genuinely strangle you to death useless zoomer CUNT
I went on a date with a British once - here in BR, and it was great. He was everything I always thought a British person would be: very kind and polite, with a great sense of humor. We discussed how far we would go on Naked Attraction, hahahaThey're known to be very sweet people in general, but they can be very excentric and snob. The negative (bad stereotype) is the bad smile/teeth.... In Brazil, we smile and kiss a lot, so we take good care of our teeth - there's a research on that. So it's a thing we reeeally notice when we meet a British.(Btw, British-guy and I didn't go far, bc I was just out of a relationship and he's poly, but he was great!)
>>224376131reddit
>>224376126what dog
>>224376131forgot your vpn?
>>224376131All this to get insulted and didn’t even shag, sad!
clav doing all that looksmaxxing shit just to date a russian chick
>>224376130Why does my disability make you so angry?
>>224376131squawkkk poly want a relationship
need to take a porn break. been watching too much filth. i wake up and think about what i'll be gooning to.
>>224376108ktim but im only 35 so plenty of time to fix it
>>224376151She's wearing a dog treat pouch literally with a dog on it
finally someone said ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4iR828JgaI
>>224376185scr
>>224376199sick of this spastic
Ilkeston really is everything shite about England distilled into a single townErewash more broadly is perhaps the most depressing, backwards shithole in England. Everything about it makes you want to kill yourself.Most people never even heard of it, even in neighbouring districts.
>>224376209they hated him for he spoke the truth
>>224376199Surprised to hear such absolute nonsense from Peter Hitchens he must live in a large city London I'm guessing what about those who don't live in large cities and don't have access to public transport how the hell are they supposed to get around without a car.
>>224375894Blood on tap x
Clavicular was fittest around the time he was on the Sam Hyde stream but the emotional damage reality check on him really looksmatched him in the right direction for him to be fitter
>>224376212not enough biomass and students for you? derby and nottingham are 10 times worse.
>>224376131Forgot your VPN for your LARP mateHonestly humiliating for you
>>224376199he's actually rightcars are inherently selfish thingsthey should be allowed for sports, farming and emergency services only
>>224375794Why do you post with an avatarflag? Are you that self important?
applied for a new, better, job. bet i dont get it
these farts are vile today my goodness
>>224376227>Surprised to hear such absolute nonsense from Peter HitchensAre you though
>>224376235Go gain a clue mate
>>224376234bit gay
"Ban cars" say incels who cannot drive and never leave their bedrooms anyway
>>224376274concession acceptednottingham is mostly areas that nothing but indians, pakis and students. high streets are full of turk owned business like pizzas, barbers and vapes. it's run down, full of litter and alcoholics and generally depressing.
The NatWest hole is unironically the most interesting and popular tourist spot in Ilkeston It's literally the best thing in the whole town
vinted orders arrived
>>224376308I only drive when I drink, basically social + so I leave my room
>>224375894Thanks for the blood spacker lad. Staying cancer free me x
>>224376314what is it
>>224376313is that natural?
life is a constant uphill battle when you are a chud
new special interest
>>224376313reckon anyone ever did a sexual act through it
>>224376313cor look at that hole
>>224376344bet bonnie blue didor she would if you brought it to her attention
>>224376313the gaysex that happens there at night must be insane
>>224376337yh>>224376344many people on a drunk night out I think
>>224376333clothes
smoking doesn't cause cancer
>>224376369you are ill
>>224376369Obsessed
/brit/ meetup at the Ilkeston Hole with entertainment provided by the Ilkeston NatWest cash machine
might have to plug the laptop in
fatties are once again seething at hitchens
>>224376333next jeans
This ‘glorious’ hole has been ranked as one of the leading sites in a Derbyshire town.The opening near a Natwest cash machine on Bath Street, in Ilkeston, has come fourth in a TripAdvisor list of the top attractions in the area.Internet jokers have claimed to love the hole since December 2018.One reviewer titled his post ‘Glory(ious) hole’ and wrote: ‘I have seen some holes in my time but this one is beyond compare.
spinachy garlicky creamy lemony pasta for tea
>>224376384*ATM machine
seaweed dietsee weedsmoke it
Back from the lake districtI'd say about 50% brown now
>>224376415gp
>>224376412carefully there bud he had a mega melty last time someone said atm
>>224376399nigga thats a glory chasm
>>224376399Really gives you a sense of how grim the area is
there is no war on drivers, but there should be
SCREAMING
>>224376415need this gimmick mercifully put to sleep
>>224376445who
>>224376445idgi
>>224376448you're on a seafungus diet
>>224376423the 'mass have taken over lake windemere
just want them gone
>>224376474>>224376481isn't it bryan kohberger
recently i've only been watching youtube videos made by schizophrenics
>>224376313Not interesting and do not spam the video you just watched on it
>>224376485get the algae blooms formedget britannias natural defence system against woggery deployed
>>224376510whole lot needs coming off
You know when someone gives off Rockstar Vibes...
When I went to betws y coed the majority of people there were pakis and muslims never seen so many people in burqas and islamic dress
>>224376423They love the Lib Dems up in the Lake District, so they must be enjoying all those lovely immigrants shitting the place up.
>>224376525not a clue what you're referring to schizo but go on and have a meltdown if you wish
My favourite Pokémon:>Jiratchi >Skarmory >Wigglytuff unironically>Moltress>
setting an elder dragon loose on Leeds
>>224376545that's extraordinarily depressing to hear, I went there was i was 10 and its the permanent image I have of Britain in my head
>>224376540It's over for manlets
79 days remaining until GTA VI releases
>Tyranitar>MetagrossOr jolteon if not moltress because electric type and speed is op>Deoxys speed
>>224376016https://github.com/KevinParnell/OneeChan
spargo's got a new video out
one day all remnants of "britishness" will be museums for biomass
I like pikachu, he's a cool guy
>>22437659078 actually
>>224376616Would've gone nuts if mega raichu was a thing when I was a kid
Squeezing my balls as hard as I can
>>224376566grow up
What scenic place can a Brit go to without seeing THEM??
haven't washed myself or changed my bedsheets in three months
>>224376683:(
i like bulbasaur
hate all the deceitful pro-autumn memesautumn is just grey and pissing down its not whatever airbrushed pictures of massachusetts you have in your head
>>224376690my housex
im wanking with dog shit
>>224376616he doesn't afraid of anything
>>224376720Don't do that
>>224376705I like that though
>>224376690Outer Hebrides, surely they can’t be all the way up there
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>>224376697raskolnikov over here
frenulum warriors
rubbish thread
moving to russia because it's based and redpilled unlike the POOkay
ˈbɛtʊs ə ˈkoːɨ̯d
rorke putting on the godfather soundtrack to eat his chicago town pizza
might start reading books, any good books going?
>>224376756Autumn is the patrician season
why does it seem like pokemon is bigger than its ever been all of a suddenbloody everywhere now
>>224376690Isles of Scilly
>>224376811gotta catch em allx
>>224376805a confederacy of dunces
ban foids from voting.ban them from working all but a few excepted jobs.restrict their freedom of travel.ban them from using the internet
>>224376690Anglesey
>>224376838*ATM machine
>>224376852Why don't you just move to Afghanistan if you genuinely wished to live like that
>>224376852yeah
>>224376805the bible
>>224376590>new gta game >new avengers movieBIG year for spics
we are living in a far right christian dystopia
>>224376839you actually dont
>>224376900hs
mohamed delivering food up in the shetland islands
>>224376445Went on holiday with the missus' family the other day and they were all saying he did itCould not believe the shite coming out their mouths
>>224376932not true
>ban foids from voting.>ban them from working all but a few excepted jobs.>restrict their freedom of travel.>ban them from using the internet
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=224376878Join the two lines and submit the report. Automated spambot / ex. low quality
>>224376705Not true by the way
>>224376900And jews are the number one victims
>>224376867I like it here better.I’m not suggesting we transform into a theocracy, we just need to unwind some silly policies.
like looking at womenlike the idea of being with womenyet whenever i get with women i get kinda bored and put offwhat does this mean
schizo freak hour
islam is right about dogs and women
I'm the realest nigga in the game
no booze for me tonightim on a break
>>224376960When the U.S. troops left Afghanistan, the Taliban gave women jobs and made heroin illegal (ah, though the Jews did the same with opioids in the U.S. at the same time)
Slim Jesus
Highlands, Outer Hebrides, Orkney, Shetland... All are over 95% white.
>>224377018same didn't drink yesterday and wont drink until thursday
>>224377018ross from friends over here
mental how close i live to the biomass
During the wars in the desert, they would trade opium for Viagra to the CIA because they all had so many wives they couldn't keep up with the sex. Islam is right about women
>>224377019Tbqhwy the reason the opioid epidemic in america ended is because the taliban after taking power in Afghanistan banned the cultivation of the heroin poppy plant
>>224377037he actually went hard in Drill Time
>>224377049next door?
Just want to die but I'm unable to commit suicide
russian women are heavenlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY7tqlWU0F4
>>224377081It happened a long time before that. They stopped opioids and then the war or vice versa. They didn't ban it because of the war, they can grow opium elsewhere and even where they are doing that, they are growing it for thebaine. I guess fenantyl is popular in the U.S.If they wanted money from selling it they would just find a new supplier
When the 'chines take over they should genetically modify and selectively breed so therea like 3 birds for every man so they can all have loads of wives each
>>224377049same and slowly but surely they're taking over my area one house at a time
>>224377128mad to think she's mid in eastern europe
>>224377120dunno think they might be polish or something
crack haha (wish I had some)
If I’m on jury duty and the person on trial is black or brown and I say guilty on all charges and refuse to elaborate or argue or let myself be swayed what happens?
Chinese people love opiumThey probably think that giving America fentanyl will "lead to the downfall of the west" for it to be "so over" and that making it in California labs is winning
every biomass ghetto started with one house. one family. anyone who saw it as a harbinger of doom was called hysterical.
>>224377128Mad to think she could shoot a gun better than me
>>224377128
>>224377193Mad how some cunts still shove their head in the sand and say it's not happening
I'm just like Achilles (Brad Pitt)
eastern europeans are beneath me
Heroin facts:War causes heroin to be: >higher purity >cheaper >more powerful But war is bad ok!
I genuinely don’t believe jury duty exists, I’ve never once done it or heard of a single person doing it
Ackwillies
>>224377243bit fucking gay
>>224375693stop spamming this chink you heinous freak
A donkey foal has been shot dead in the US by police who feared they were in danger when it started to bray.The animal, named HeeHaw, which was bottle-raised from birth at Elsberry Farm in Rockmart, Georgia, was in its field on Sunday night when officers arrived looking for a missing child.Hannah Israel, its owner, said they first tried to taser the animal then shot it dead.
>>224377217skkrrmm
>>224377248I've had about 5 letters but I always get out of it
>>224377243t. currently on a plane over poland
If there were a just and good god they would put me out of my misery already
>>224377261mindraped
>>224377269I'll admit they do have sexy ears
*scampers up the stairs on all fives*
might watch the fifth element
>>224377269justice for HeeHaw
Cooking up a Moussaka for the first timeLet's see how this goes
scared of getting called for jury duty i have anxiety you see
need to book my holiday to CENTRAL EUROPE in october
What country is my best bet on getting laid regularly and live comfortably with £1500 a month and being a 6 out of 10 (7.5 if I stop drinking) with a skinny fat build (more skinny than fat) with lots of tattoos and 6 foot 4
>you hate Asian women?>Well this one has wine >Look at this big titty Asian >How about this Japanese woman>Look at this sexy Asian woman!Ok fine! *Aaaaa!*>Oh you hate donkeys? Well look at this iddy baby donkey guy awww he's deadGOOD. Their ears are sexy tho
>>224377307we're living in it
>>224377330United Kingdom
>>224377282Yeah you'd have to be to fall in love with a Chinese communist just because she's got weird piercings and hair. Fucking freak
>>224377269sick deranged country
Not sure that's the reason she lost count.
>>224377243correct, and also to the east of you
>>224377307good flick thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIW8Ioi-Kew
>>224377330>7/10 (8.5 if I stop drinking) skinnyfat, 6'5Ktim
>>224377330namibia
talking bout 'lysa
american suburbs are hell on earth
>>224377376i wish i were her human toilet
Rorke doing a gay little ballerina dance to Swan Lake in his bedroom, not realising his family are secretly peering through the doorway watching and laughing
Aw look at the baby donkey they shot Aw did he not consent to getting shit to death? Lol!
>>224375794How shallow did you think that dip was?
>>224377330vietnam
>>224377389bit far
sir gold medal
dogberg just sits looking out the window all day. imagine that being your life
>>224377409haha yeah*looks into my monitor, a window into /brit/*
>>224377389
>>224377393bit too specific this :/
>>224377409corr
>>224377340havent seen it yet so dont understand this post>>224377369this is a song isnt it
>>224377409a life you forced on him though
>>224375893they still doing two pizzas and a ben n jerrys for a fiver?
God forbid a man knows how to have a good time
>>224377428Aha
>>224377366sputtering
Donkeys have disgusting cocks and they should stay away from mares (they are precious) and not ruin the horsecock pool from their perfect status
>>224377511revolting
pissing and shitting myself in fear of the approaching bump limit
>>224377511Pack it in
>>224376742they are lmao, can tell you that for a fact
i found a robinia pseudoacacia
>>224377409this was me when i was three. i'd shout "big truck!" if a big truck drove by. the good ol' days.
>>224377523They are. I wish they would all die. You and me both
bit of a dreary evening
mouseys parents did a right number on his mind. fully fucked him up for life lol
>>224377533fake acacia
waiting for the new are we?
>>224300532 >>224300532 >>224300532
If rabbits were horsesize I'd fuck them too. Talking about rabbitpussy
>>224377558Yeah by conceiving him to begin with Nigga was done when he was still a zygote
getting the new folding iphone because its much easier to fit it up my arse
>>224377581needed this
>>224377511please go away toby, youre ban evading like 4 bans right now, stop being entitled to posting here :/
He means embryo
>>224360765 >>224360765 >>224360765
>>224376951>>224376951>>224376951New
lot of comedians in tonight eh
those aren't the new
>>224377652>>224377652>>224377652>>224377652REAL NEW
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>>224376838Test
