boris attack edition
here we are
What do you think bros? (1 to 2 goals first and second half)
>>224376878 test
Hey anons where do you get DRUGS these days and also what websites are you pirating from I haven't done it in ages haha
>>224377677don't know any of those teams
that boy ain't right
DLSS 5
so anyway as i was saying im trying to put the new iphone up my arse
seen been
>>224377688The darkweb jk the government has been buying bitcoin for a few years now. Jk I don't buy drugs from the darkweb in a few years now
right
um
wonder what milo is getting up to then back in rainy old england
>>224377728you'll never convince me this is what the white man wants
>>224377330a 6'4 7.5 (or even 6/10) in the uk would get laid regularlybut i guess £1,500 is too poorbasically any country in the world that's cheap to live in lol>>224377728are people really sexualyl attracted to this shit
>>224377728source? link?
*hugs the umbunny*
>>224377728c'mon, man, there are families here
>black staff beating up disabled pensioners in nursing homes
Is /brit/ looking for a companion?
>>224377829they voted for it
you can delete your own posts now you see me
watching that russian asmr video you posted earlierx
sir um bunny
>>224377811if you're into that then i mean you're something other than gay or straight cos no straight white man is into that
get fucked cager scum
the human race with technology is just like an alcoholic with a barrel of wine.
wait if you post something and then delete it, janny cant ban you, so if you post ponies... wait... NO!
Hope you guys are ready for hotter, shittier summers
>>224377881You're so based telling people who to fuck or jerk off to
>>224377677Bolton world city status confirmed
>>224377893wish I didn't have to drive
>>224377912dinosaurs also experienced climate change
>>224377677Can't read it's in foreign
>>224377677what are the stoke and birmingham bets?also weird to see them translated like that
>>224377935they had air conditioning
>>224377912>on recordso, about 300 years? the earth is billions of years old
People will use their phones while on the toilet, while handling raw meat, while jerking off, anytime Nobody really considers how unhygienic phone screens must be :/
If you go to /cum/ and pretend to be mousey they rangeban you
>>224377677>ŠEFILD V.kino
>>224377912and it's all because rorke didn't recycle
>>224377912Man made climate change is a hoax
im handling raw meat right now LOL
Would love to have less cars on the road and people to use more public transport but it will be like this>There are only 4 stops to choose from>It will take 3 hours>That'll be £87.50 please
feel awful
>>224377975went to /cum/ to verify and by joves is that thread full of freaks or what!
>>224377975that guy is a menace
>>224377960bacteria can't survive on things that are dry
>>224378002*fewer cars
>>224378002And they're full of other people
>>224377912hope the woman in the image knows i would hold that fan for her and cool her all summer long if she'd marry me
>>224378013He's based
>>224377912Too cold anyways
>>224378021who smell
A Manchester mental health nurse has been jailed for four years after failing to check up on a patient who later took her own life.A trial heard that Laurence Tchapong, 54, should have carried out observations on 22-year-old Amy Barber every five minutes at a psychiatric intensive care unit at Clatterbridge Hospital on the Wirral.But on June 30 2022 she had not checked on Ms Barber for 25 minutes before she was found by another nurse at 8.40pm and taken to Arrowe Park Hospital, where she was later pronounced dead.
>>224377935Over thousands of years you retard
>>224377985
>>224377950Stoke to score at least 1 goal in second halfBirm from 0 to 1 goal in both halftimesIt's litteral translation, we write how we hear :D
>>224378034He`ll Beok !!
>>224378034lethal pub combat
>>224378039leftypol celebrating
>>224378034
>>224378039how'd she kill herself?
>>224378034right well that's them dead
>>224377935climate change is what killed them (the asteroid changed the climate)
>>224378034hope he smashed his head and lost the ability to walk, just a concussion isnt enough otherwise he'll be something equally as mongy in a week
>>224378034biomass
>>224378034Why can't the Cooper's streams be like this
>>224378026she doesnt know thathow could she possibly know that
>>224378096scr
I love getting a treat before I learn or follow a command. Have really clammy hands rn and want a cigarette but I had already rolled one. Something to think about for the future! Or maybe I am leading (myself) by example. Something to think about!?
>>224378014Hilariously wrong just ask your sister's cunt
>>224378086that's just a random thursday in a british flat roofed pub. they'll be sharing lines of coke come saturday
>being a 6 out of 10 (7.5 if I stop drinking)people overrate themselves highly so muchthe average by default is 5/10. you're probably a 4/10 and a 5 when you stop drinking
>>224378100she might post here or know someone who does you never know
>>224378127That's a sexy foot tbf
business idea: move st petersburg somewhere nicer
chat shit get banged
>>224378034me in the back of the pub
All my ribs visible going for the machinist look
>>224378116WEAK BURN
Retards do be like this>The natural climate change that took place over thousands and thousands of years is exactly the same as climate change taking place over a couple of decades. Sure we have no time to adapt to crop failures and food shortages and droughts but also that's not real
love russians simple ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yrKYV-Vn3w
me in the tub
On the NoFap.It improves lives.
>>224378169I saw my ribs ^o^ Others probably did when I hadn't eaten for a full day and had to force myself to eat microwave plastic bag soy and raisins
>>224378175Is what she's feeling down there
>>224378179our intelligence is proportional to dinosaurs intelligence with regards to the speed of ityou = done in
>>224377842Do you always have to say moronic shit? Do you ever turn it off???
>>224378155switch it for blackpool
>>224378179might be fun
>>224378199Can I see :3
Sheffield United Bolton is 1-1 after 5 minutes
>>224378034he was 102 years young
>>224377912Ah yes, our 4th undustrial revolution era's religious doctrine, manmade global warm- ermm, I meant climate change
>>224378185prefer the blonde one
I'm actually mindrapedWent past the gherkin earlier and my first thought was of /brit/
>>224378196blud think he palpatine's guard
What's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
>>224378230No UwU it was my back
>>224378179ktim
>>224378189me rn
>>224378208People will say this doesn't make sense but it does
>>224378244s
>>224378262'lysa poo
>>224378179ok but i'm still eating meat and driving sorry (not really actually)
>>224378244Thinking about /brit/ is literally the best thing about being a newfag though
alright, leftypol, lets hear how your windmills are going to stop the big meteor
Don't care about crop failures I'll just go to Tesco lol
[Sheffield United vs Bolton]Two goals in four minutes?? What happened to this sport?
i've been mindraped by this threadsaw a kid screaming in the supermarket and i said "fungus melty" out loud
>>224378254Oh ok can I feel then then
my speed of intelligence is rather delayed
>>224378179Yes leftypol you definitely know how much the climate fluctuated over thousands of years
Try not to think about /brit/ as much as humanly possible
>>224378127 unsheathing that foot cloth and savouring the pungent toe vapours whilst I restrain myself from blasting hot sticky seed
>>224378039HOWLING
>>224378303Are you a girl (pls say yes)
the result of climate change and the supposed hellish conditions it will bring is quite literally just a leftypol athiest's version of hell
>>224378302screech
Highguard update's live for those wondering
drawing raccoon hair onto images of people otherwise unrelated to the raccoon girl is /brit/ culture
>>224378322Half and half
>>224378071>the poison fists of the Thames ring
same people who mock gammons for thinking of britain as still being a powerful important country also think britain should save the world from climate change rofl
sartre's atheist version of hell was other people
Does leftypol just hate technology or what He thinks industrial society will destroy earth and he's deathly afraid of ai
>>224378341Depends thenYou can stroke my back if you aren't ew
>>224378352leftypol is just a confused retard
>>224378332true, someone put it on moo deng
just saw a video where a kid is crying going "boo hoo i'm gonna kill myself" and the dad was like "okay faggot here is a gun do it" and the madlad actually fucking blew his brains out so his dad went crazy started crying rolling on the floor realising what he'd done
>>224378347yes and also if we don't also conquer russia to put a stop to that nasty putin who will?
is it possible for me to train my legs to the point I can kick a wall in?
>>224378360Ok! *feels your back and all the bones and things*
>>224378352he's right for once
>>224378373dont like this post :(
>>224378373link me up
>>224378262the only good lysa
>>224378382quicker to just move to america
>>224378352Technology is but the upgrading of the means of production. Mechanisation is the process by which the bosses overcome crises, which are owed to class struggle. The world is becoming a high-tech prison around us and inside us and we celebrate ir.
>>224378378>ah you posted a meme claiming I'm a midwit! well this meme I made shows that midwits and smart people are actually the same!
>>224378387Jim carrey now
>>224378398rekt thread on /gif/
Rape Rorke
NAITCH STILL THE DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME
>>224378341cody when you ask what milk he wants
>>224378373what a shitty dad
>>224378386:)
SCREAMINGhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788137721358111.mp4
>>224378413shut the hell up
>>224378454:)
>>224378439he seems like a genuinely decent man
>>224378439based
Drinking waterslop
>>224378459*clicks*
>>224378439the fuck is this and why does he look like a fake old man in an old man mask and bodysuit
>>224378434nigga got that gta barber
Now whose fat belly can I jiggle
Offered a paki bastard a pint and bacon butty, he turned me down... the ungrateful woke bastard. I was only trying to be kind and this is what I get?
fingers absolutely STINK of garlic
>>224378577what a disgrace get them gone
Do they hate dogs
>>224378587don't finger a vampire haha
anyone who has children should be prosecuted for murder since they have literally caused a death with every single birth
>>224378604um vampires don't like garlics
Gonna get Mudryk on my spurs shirt
Might get a magsafe Qi2 compatible case for my phone and then stick it to a magnetic charger with the magnets and have it charge without plugging it in
>>224378609Unironically trueI never asked to be born I was sentenced to suffer and die against my will, for no crimes at all
>>224378609>anyone who has children
i spoke with chancellor merz to express /brit/'s support for germany, following russia’s hybrid attack at leipzig airport. attacking a ukrainian cargo plane on german soil was an egregious attempt by russia to weaken our resolve and our collective defence -- and, it will fail. our support for ukraine in the face of russia’s aggression is unshakeable. we remain relentless in the pursuit of a just and lasting peace across the continent.
>>224378611their poo smells of garlic thats why they dont like it. same way you dont like poo smells
>>224378611Maybe it's a masochistic vampire
>>224378373based kid
Not fond of those Russian fellas
>Baby found dead in Sheffield 'died of stab wounds', police say, with seven arrested for murderStop the boats
Learning about politics
>>224378645who told you i dont like the way poo smells
was probably asking for it
Why did he do it?
so which /brit/ phrases and gimmicks have made it into your irl vocabulary?
13 months until the start of the first ever season of the European NBA league
>>224378680Really annoyed I find this kind of post funny
>>224378693was just saying that down the pub
>>224378693i've developed an autistic tick where if im in a teams meeting i have to mute my mic and camera, place my face up to my monitor and say 'got the frasier on haven't i?' in a camp yorkshire accentdont even watch the show
>>224378693"that's him done"
>>224378693Nothing yet
just learned how china has no written animal cruelty laws
once said "doing a poo wank" irl with the windows open and I'm 90% sure the neighbours heard me
>>224378368>>224378403>the only good lysaUNTIL NOW
>>224378737"got the frazier on" is one i say often as well. never watched it but keep telling people that's what i'm doing.
>>224378759screamer
>>224378693mumberg and dogberg unfortunately
>>224378693um
>>224378737s
>>224378759Maybe they post on brit too
>>224378771liu deng
>>224378693have to actually stop myself from calling everything -stein and -berge
you'll poo nothing
bizarre
You can't HANDLE the poo
>>224378751this is the only thing i will concede china is inferior to the west on. though i hear the situation is improving
>>224378577paki bastards the lot of them but truth be told I would shag susanna reid
armpits starting to smell
i have tics but wouldn't call it stimmingsometimes i can't stop moving my shoulders and saying quotes from the maskhave to turn my webcam off and mute my mic on teams regularly so i can do the shoulder dance and say "smoking!"genuinely hate my freak life
>>224378819What game does that?
>>224378819how so
>>224378737>>224378772
>>224378848mate that was me. i legitmately can't stop doing that shit.
>>224378819Me in the 21%
>>224378693mindraped
>>224378848Fantastic
stacy whipping her NES controller out the window because at the end of SMB3 mario kisses peach
>>224378883fucking funniest post I've read on /brit/ easilygenuinely cried with laughter at the thought of someone doing that
>>224378900Woah gamer girl?
>>224378856gta
>>224378006pm me x
>>224378848bet you need somebody to stop you x
Might just poo myself to death
>>224378927Hs?
>>224378848P A R T ... WHY? BECAUSE I GOTTA!
just seen cheadle in the news
might listen to that tom hardy rap album
>>224378940Teeth comically chattering and my hat spinning around at this
post them
>>224378856doki doki literature club
>>224378693doin a pooscoodiloopooscrm
what are the worst lagers?
>>224378996poo
>>224378996all of them. i only drink ales, no germanic slop for me, thanks.
>>224379013heathermong special interest
>>224378771pffahahahhahacreasingCREASING!!
I'm a fucking chud! I live in this cage! I get no bitches!!
>>224378992Does the question not mean a real person playing another character? It can't mean romancing liara in mass effect right?
>>224378965unironically grew up near cheadle, is this a meme or not?
Boomers love their AI slop huh
>>224378575I would be totes fine and happy all my lonesome. I don't understand why you would want to go behind someone back just to jiggle goods.
sucking a pritt stick
>>224379013>hair combed over foreheadhe was balding back then
>>224378996budweiser
>>224378996Astika
He tried to become meat lol
>>224379064just let him, he knows what he wants
>>224379045mate... im sorry...
>>224378937>pm mewhat do you do, again?
>>224379064the whole clip is like 1 minute long
>>224378996Carling
think I just saw some ban evading
>>224379035mad how
Give me attention!
whats a wotanic n word
>>224379098wait a couple of minutes *wink*
People unironically buy Carling, Fosters, Stella, etc... It's macabre
>>224379075*blows you a kiss*
>>224379096Mad how what
>>224379075it was Leek, not nearly as grim as cheadle
>>224379116nothing whatsoever wrong with stella
the sheep yearns for the furnace
>>224379064would love some coal fire spitroasted slathered in butter katsikaki
- agartha house prices 2026- where is agartha- is agartha real
>>224378948you have a gf in the new one
>>224379089minimod cancer
>>224379148What's Agatha
>>224379116stella is the best of all the lagers
A pusillanimous post
s
>>224379156It's not a human playing them though right?
>>224379171me in the back (wearing blue) spreading hateful spiteful rumours about the guy in the yellow
now be honest did you shed a tear at this scene?https://youtu.be/Cq9YB6YH2Hs?si=hwe0x_0CH7X1qTJ2
Agatha N. Iggersson
what's a festival that you went to and enjoyed
>30 (ok 40) year old woman <25 year old or however old she is man This is NOT OK! So selfish
>>224379213glastonbury and boomtown
>>224379191she's called manni perez and from the 19th of november she will be the world's gf
>>224379213Dekmantel
>>224379230Oy, that's my wife you're posting there
>>224379208too busy watchin south park season 3 to care about this nonsense
>>224379230she cute
>>224379259no you're mistaken, she's not marrying anyone she's just going to be your gf
This did NOT get me any bitches. 2 gays MAX
>>224379213I went to 2000trees last year and had a lot of funmet some decent people there too, still occasionally speak to some of them on instagram
>>224379048was in my gp the other day and one boomer to one side of me was watching some hours long AI video of ungrateful children taking all their money and the boomer to the other side was watch the exact same thing but a different video of it
*montage of Mousey training before his boxing match against Tilde*
>>224379226what was glastonbury actually like
>>224379306they're in completely different weight classes mousey would get heemed
>>224379312good fun. lots of different music to enjoy
The chuddy Malone poster is not the mouse poster
We need to stop boomers until we can figure out what the hell is going on!!
mousey and ew will they won't they thread storyline arc
>>224360765>>224360765
>>224379304Why on earth would you brag about that Literally aimed at trannies and poofs >n-n-no-yep it is and the lineups are always SHIT wuss rock like Frightened Rabbit
Mousey would get heemed by anyone. He doesn't fight
tilde and tobylovers to enemies and back to loversnot even the fate of the world could keep them apart
>>224378439I swear he died
>>224373562>>224373562>>224373562>>224373562
>>224379344
Hey guyss I paid £4 for an energy drink and immediately got it refunded (cash). I'm going to keep this cash back in my possession
>>224379424How'd you get it refunded
Moussaka's cooking in the 'venLet's see what these balkan fucks are on about
>>224300532
>>224379445Flipped out screaming and started stomping my feet but not screaming when I realized he was going to give me it no problem
SINBLY ERIC LINKING STALE NEW GIMMICK!!!!!
>>224379453that post has really tickled you hasn't it
>>224379478ffs toby that's not on mate
>>224379500
>>224379447Stupid malaka!
>>224379510
I can feel the walls closing in, so it's fine that either everything is okay and more good things will come or something bad is coming
>>224379555
new NOOOOOOOW
can hear rattling outside
starting a gofundme to buy mousey a toothbrushno. im serious. you need better hygiene. brush your hair, take a shower, clean yourself. im actually being helpful right now. this isnt even some dig.
>>224379532do you always feel that way in the pre-new lull
UGH UGH UGH
new>>>/mlp/43421728>>>/mlp/43421728>>>/mlp/43421728
poo
>>224379559This new is taking the piss isn't it
>>224379584>>224379584>>224379584>>224379584
