take me to your dealer edish
I hate boomers
Maybe the fact she's a girl is influencing me but I think 20 years is insanely harsh for this given she's clearly unwellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D__OIiee8l4
if you're not pansexual, you're a bigot
better be a flurry of excellent posts you were saving up
UGH UGH UGH UGH
>>224379584took your fucking time about it didn't you
>>224379584Hey drinking water after my a coffee (a diuretic) to follow my plain energy drink
I say "based catberg" irl
>>224379618why didnt you make it then cuntoid
need grape scissors
Need some dogshit zingers
>>224379621Can't wait for you to actually troon out like the poo smells poster did
There's two funfairs within a few miles radius of me. I'm just imagining taking a cute girl there, seeing the pretty lights in the dark and how they reflect on her face. Going on the rides with her and hearing her scream. Buying her a burger at the van. Looking into each other's eyes. Getting on the bus back with the destination firmly being her room, both knowing, awaiting with barely concealed glee for the intimacy and ecstatic joy ahead.But instead I have no girlfriend, no one to go to anything with, will rot in my room and will be turning another year older with noone to celebrate with.
>>224379361It was fun and there were some good bands. I went mostly to see Alexisonfire and La Dispute and I discovered some other good artists while having a good time. Missed it this year but I've already seen my favourite bands from this year's lineup live before (funeral for a friend, neck deep and have mercy if you were interested)
>>224379637Imagine ballysong grapes scissors. That would be sick!
>>224379635making news is a menial task for lower beings such as the likes of you
>>224379637using one of these to cut my nads off so i can become a eunuch
>>224379653i control the vibeyet you control your arsehole (because you are incontinent)
i bet on a certain combination of teams winning their football matches. but thus far, the teams i backed are NOT winning
i think more trannards should put more effort into getting the voice right
fucking hell i am blind without my glasses on. getting a bit worried by it lads
>>224379668incontinent means you can't control your arsehole however
>>224379649nigga are you 14?
>>224379584Cheshire mentioned
Honestly I am almost 30 and I am totally ready to dieDon't know how elderly people do it
autumn walks with angelic russian girls
Might go for my 5 minutes of mindfulness :3
fuck seed oils
>>224379694thatwasthejoke.png
>>224379447
mad how much time you can waste on the tick tocks
kids back to school on thursdayone final day without the horrible little cunts clogging the place up of a morning
>>224379711ok well it wasn't very funny sorrymaybe try saying you're eating a poo or something next time
>>224379699they sleepa LOT
>>224379708jawmogs me would
>>224379733fucks sake
Might go transexual about town for compliments (I'm a trans girl)
>>224379721i set a time limit so it pesters me to close it every 15 minutes (i say no)
>>224379699redpill to life is realising not many people have thought about things as deeply and as intellectually as we havemost of society are genuine brainlet runts whose brainpower is spent focusing on the most trivial, mundane of things
What happens in Northumberland?
224379739u've been done
>>224379733not happy having all the parents on the roads again
went on an incelwalk and took some side paths i've never noticed before. ended up about a mile in the opposite direction from what i expected. funny how that can happen
After my 5 minutes of mindfulness
Got the Drakkar Noir on. Feel like a DON. Not wearing those zoomoid fragrances that you make smell like treacle cotton candy
How come rishis still an MP then
well?
>>224379785I miss it UwU >>224379793
>>224379785don't get lost, hun x
>>224379793Wow she is literally me
did you lads have any noteworthy teachers in primary or secondary school?I remember at end of primary we were being told who our form teachers will be in secondary and I apparently had the most sadistic teacher, everyone was saying about how he beats people up, yells constantly and is an absolute psychopathic nutcase. but then it turned out he was just a grumpy old man. he yelled once or twice and then died a few years later of cancer
need to punish myself need to figure out a good punishment though so I can properly rewire my behaviour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxwfgDu0m1I
>>224379785almost fell into the backrooms there mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi9n5XgUsCA
always have to be careful with that i'm moving shit they might just say well shit i'm moving too where we going women don't care about roots or family any of that they'll abandon it all
Pissy Poosack is an Indian billionaire toff bastard who wanted to conscript us all to die for Israel in a last ditch attempt to save his premiership
Note to self: the bellybutton on women is probably lower than on men
CORRRR look what i just picked up
signed up to do a language course at collegeback from the first lesson this eveningim out of my comfort zone, with other people, getting a clue
>>224379866RETARD RETARD RETARD
LET'S GOCLASS WAR NOW
>>224379866saw a webm of someone witnessing this
>>224379885umcord
>>224379885get a clue>>224379889what language?
>>224379889good man
>>224379885looks like it's been spray painted
Oldest milf you'd pipe?
>>224379885alri popeye
>CORRRR look what i just picked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ZW9yoGgiQ
>>224379846yeah
>>224379919german, so i'll be joining you and posting "frogs" in /deutche/ soon. guten nacht
nigga watching air crash videos and sharing it with the group
PULL UPTERRAINPULL UP
*posts a tranny*
>>224379951love to see it x
>>224379969*Posts as a tranny*
Think I'll attempt 'cide in about 2 weeks
>>224379969forgot your bent pop song
>>224379901it was a random mental fat mexican woman and they shot her
won't see me posting in /deutche/. wouldn't disrespect my great-grandfather like that.
>>224379983Don't do that your life is too precious x
>>224379846My resistant materials teacher used to dress up as Santa at Christmas, he was well goodAlways jumped at the opportunity to talk about wood and metal processing methods and different materials and he would let us make extra shit during lessons as long as we were also progressing our main projectGood classes those
You freaks are a bad influence on me, there is a trans person at my local takeaway who’s always polite and I accidentally called them bro and felt bad about it all night and that’s the normal reaction.You freaks on the other hand wouldn’t feel bad
>>224379983you'll do nothing
Dopamine when the man kicks the ball into the net
>>224380008bro is an elf
>>224379992who cares. stochastic terror is still terror
>>224380014this actually happened to me at school and i felt bad
>>224379969CWLTSHC
I'll do everything
My pet fly still won’t leave my side - morning to night !
I'll fucking do it
>>224379584>PoolshireThere's no such place
>>224380051you'll do nothing
>>224380055Ew
>>224379992american cops are ruthless
Why are Asians (the ching Chong kind) so amazing while all the other non whites are scum?
>>224379901BofA these nuts on your head or sommat
>>224380062I'll do everything
>>224380043
>>224379885whys it so comically green
>>224380014I'm trans and people intentionally insult me and misgender me even though I look at act normal for a troon Lots of people are just evil and enjoy being cruel to anyone they can get away with being mean to
laid in bed all day
>>224379846Had a Scottish (History in English) teacher, he was a no bullshit guy and used to call everyone lazy and a bum, he looked like Fatboy Slim. He came to Bulgaria to practice archaeology cause there are many ancient ruins there but he wasn't prepared for the level of corruption and bureaucracy that's prevalent in Bulgaria. We had some field trips with him to sights and he was very passionate about it which made it a great experience, I wish studied more and wasn't such a slacker back then, he was one of the few interesting teachers I had. He did marry a very ugly Bulgarian woman though which was very unfortunate, he definitely downgraded but at least his kids were super blonde and looked like him.
>>224379584Lmao they literally call their counties after hobbit names and shit like that SCREAMINGOh let me do one>Place of the warted HogsGuess which one it is
>>224380089no you won't. you'll do nothing
Carly Rae Jepsen officially teases "Versailles" the 5th single from her upcoming album "Day and Night".https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcwDfqiRCPs
>>224380109The Gordon Ramsey do dimension door
there he is - before the incident
A newborn baby girl whose death sparked a murder investigation died from stab wounds, police have said.Seven people were arrested after the infant was found dead in the Wincobank area of Sheffield on Sunday and police announced that they were from Slovakia.
>>224380109why do you call meat pies pot pies. a pie is a pie.
Niece starting secondary school this week, only a matter of time before she realises I'm not cool uncle but pathetic manchild mentally stunted slug uncle
>>224380120>t. has a place called country TYRONE (black feller)most blacked country EU
looking forward to getting stuck into this porn i've downloaded
Does anyone ever get the feeling your family and extended family think you are a nonce even though you aren’t?
>>224380083in my experience they're all alright actually
Overworking the Brain: A neurodivergent brain works much harder just to filter out distractions, stay organized, and focus on everyday tasks.Neurotransmitter Levels: Lower levels of dopamine and norepinephrine affect alertness and the brain's reward system, making basic tasks feel exhausting.Sleep Disruption: Up to 80% of adults with ADHD struggle with insomnia, delayed sleep schedules, or racing thoughts at bedtime.Sensory Overload: Constantly processing bright lights, sounds, and social cues drains mental energy rapidly.
I'll do a lot
>>224380190No, can't say I do
>>224380190>little sister and friend come into my room to watch me play games>mum shouts up "anon keep that door open!"
The gay porn demons are after me
>>224380131fit for a 40 year old hag
Any incels in tonight?
I'm a woman btw
>>224380228>>224379934
>>224380228holy helly, thats a knee slapper
>>224380190scream yeah kindanot a nonce but I do highly suspect they think I'm some kind of pervert at least
>>224380196gay faggot disease
i'm about to diarrhea
>>224380156poo seal, the white
>>224380109This is missing by far the worst offender. The fish and chips
>>224380249dolly parton, today
>>224380014Don't care, it's a social contagion and nothing will convince me otherwise - the more we entertain the more lives will be ruined before it dies out
might purchase the AYN thor and play pokemon on it
>>224380237i'm a far right incel and proud of it too
>>224380261Looks fine to me. Grow up.
>>224380261what the fuck is that
>>224380238You're clearly a repressing troon trying to cope by mocking them and eventually you'll fag out like poo smells did or repress to the point of such mental illness that trooning would've been preferable
cars ruined britain
>>224380261No I won't eat it!!
>>224380307do you reckon she went to carni
>>224380282you'll shag nothing
Sick of my rorke cousins and extended family Somehow I’m the freak and weird one for not discussing getting head on car journeys or being a loud obnoxious cunts
>>224380261id rather become tom pearl and start eating shit
UK long-term borrowing costs highest since 1998 ahead of October Budget
>>224380334Tell them, not us.
oh fuck im already getting pished n all
Legitimately america is 50% south Asian in 2026
might kill myself
What's Ruby Granger doing right now?
>>224380334you almost certainly are a weird freak
>>224380353kaytimmers
73 days until Skyrim turns 16 years old
>>224380278had the base model, it's alrightbit expensive for what it is, ended up selling it because I already have a 3ds definitely not worth it just for pokemon desu
>>224380310complains about the lack of social morality and then wants more people on public transport
first credit card payment down the hatch, good goy score here I come
>>224380356I find that hard to believe because it's 65% latinx
>>224380379how much is it and can it run gamecube games
>>224380362"sleepover" with her best frand
>>224380307Did you glow up from Arianna to PinkPantheress
>>224380382based. be normie.
>>224380358ktim
>>224380377no need to wait, for meafter buying it three times, ive already been fucked by skyrim
>>224380362
>>224380402trying my best
>>224380397use google you fucking lazy cunt I've answered enough
>>224380433go to hell basterd
>>224380426mental how that freak has a gf
>>224380402jeff
>>224380397250-ish plus shippingand the base one can but I'm not too sure on the cheaper lite version
/brit/ should have a sleepover. ill host it, even.
>>224380426Mad that a guy can finger rape his mom and crossdress and still get a cis gf. Maybe trannies were right.
>>224380426>>224380448is that a kid?
ive got a steam deckive got all the emulators on iti play ps2 games on it, theyre cool as hell
>>224380474dint ask
>>224380471mind your business
>>224380466goodmost of the US has horrible weather
>>2243804663500+ for me ty
>>224380483
shoving fistfuls of dog poo up my arse
>>224380474Cool!
People underestimate how much young fit lefties tranny freaks shag Literally see 46 year old ugly men who look like a alcoholic you’d see day drinking in Blackpool claim to be trans and shag genuine 7s because leftie women see trannys as angels
>>224380474big fan of my steam deck toojust recently replayed digital devil saga duology on it, good little machine it is yes it is
>>224380502Cutie
>>224380451thats fine i could also play bravely second cos shit enix cant be bothered to remaster it
>>224380482ive also got some steam games on iti hook it up to the telly and play steam games and ps2 games on it
i despise the sound of lawnmowers
have slept maybe 5 hours since friday insomnia is no joke
>>224380522 it's from some show but I can't remember which
>>224380537get completely drunkthen you'll sleep even insomnia cant overcome booze
>>224380537not impressed
>>224380449lmfaaaaaaoooo ye
Hey just fixed insomnia
>>224380537me 5 years ago on speed going mental
>>224380548That's ok i probably wouldn't know it anyway.
this is THE frog
>>224380537sorry mate i've not been blogposting recentlyi'll get back on it soon
wahey
>>224380537PIP claimable
just remembered that time I was in spoons and my mate had his chair pulled out from behind him by his friend and when he was on the floor I yelled "SHE'S DONE YOU!!!" cos I thought I was proper funny but everyone else just looked at me like I'm a spacker
my mates that had foreign but european gfs all followed the women back to their countries but the ones with chinese birds are stuck here.
Swansea top o da league
>>224380593this is why nobody likes you poley you're a weird guy
Why is heatherpaedo obsessed with getting PIP for his anxiety now
how do you reduce image size on android?
>>224380515don't believe this at all
Gary Glitter is talented and Rock and roll part 2 is one of the best hype songs of all time He earned the right to nonce a few kids
>>224380641What's pip
>>224380537made up condition
>>224380653you can't be allowed to post this, surely
putting frasier on as background noise massively improved my sleep. takes less than 15 minutes to put me to sleep and i get a couple of sensible chuckles out of it.
>>224380653SCREAMING
Goodbye my fair spanish ladiesMy ladies of Spain...
>>224380653
have you all been well behaved while i was away?
>>224380562i never miss
>>224380261mad how his culinary principles go flying out the window the second a pile of cash is waved in his face
>>224380653Alri Jimmy Saville
>>224380695no... i've been a very... naughty boy
>>224380653mad how garry is a monster but led zep and the like are rock still gods
>>224380695no
mental how people unironically sexualise anal prolapses like you've done so much damage to your colon it now falls outside your body, this is a permanent disability you've given yourself
am hungrypops
Ive been a naughty girl
always feel guilty for being on a downerreally got no business feeling down when I'm, as blessed as I am but sometimes you just can't help feeling down sometimes
>>224380747in what way is it a disability
>>224380747probably very common in the homosexual community but not talked about because theyre desperate to normalise their twisted perversions
>>224380720A very wilful boy
Seriously though what the fuck?Even if he wasn’t a nonce just by looking like that you should be arrested for being a nonce m, if I paid someone a million pound they couldn’t create someone who looks more like a nonce than Jimmy Saville
Greatest British mind of the past 50, maybe even 100, years
>>224380760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqXL59TIWi0
Redditors are not human
>>224380769can get PIP for it. all the gay bottoms are in on the big prolapse PIP scam. it's why bottoming is so popular
pukey nicholls
>>224380767Hate you don't i
>>224380769Because it requires hospitalisation and surgery to treat and has no cure, gets worse over time, and can happen whenever you go to poo
>>224380789mental how 4channers would be calling him a retard for not knowing how to torrent but would ironically be helping him out a lot more
please be nice to me as i am a sensitive man
>>224380261deary me gordon
>>224380774
>>224380796
>>224380774mousenonce, arguably, looks more like a nonce
speed bag my pink sock
>>224380789
Mousey looks like he showers once every 2 months
>>224380832Gowdy has weiner enjoyer face
any abysmal life haver in
>>224380850sctim
I don’t believe ancient battles are real and actually happened No way did hundreds of thousands of people agree to go into battle with swords and shit and get cut to ribbons not a chance on earth. Modern day wars with guns and stuff are different as you don’t really understand what’s directly happening as much, running towards people with swords isn’t real and didn’t happen
Had my 5 minutes of mindfulness. I'm a woman btw
A haircut and beard trim could save him
>>224380844leftypol is actually evil
>>224380870Over 1 million died in both the battle of ypres and the battle of the somme
Porn
>>224380820First panel gave me fender dysphonia
there's something off about olivia wilde. very unamerican. she's stern with poorly drawn make up. very british coded and cheap for someone that famous
If you go bald you have to get jacked it’s that simple
>>224380850your so-called "abysmal lives" pale in comparison to my shit existance
this new name fag is insufferable and clearly mentally ill, desperate for attention
what drugs is this whore on what are those pill bottles
>>224380870>No way did hundreds of thousands of people agree to go into battleancient and medieval battles rarely involved this many people so your entire argument has fallen apart in the very first statement. that means ive disregarded the rest without even reading it
>>224380909it's best to get jacked before you go bald though so you don't have to worry about it as much
>>224380897Can you not read or something you stupid fuck, I just said I don’t believe that happened
You're right it would be time to shower. You know, in case I meet a woman. But I'll have to do it tomorrow as it's already too late.
>>224380870the battles happened but the numbers are often wildly exaggerated
>>224380925those are supplements
>>224380932just stating the facts x
>>224380817some anons would be def be showing him how to torrent>>224380844>Top 1% Commenter shocked
>>224380870they make me believe reincarnation must be realthere's no way life can just end like that and that's it
>>224380939it's not too late to go live boy
Porns
>>224380958>Boy What did he mean by this
Ghey Gowdy
>>224380904seems my hunch was correct. her father and grandfather were not only british but also commmunist
Wish a group would kidnap me and disregard all my complaining and mental illness and force me to workout and gain skills and work through violence if needed
>>224380925Liam Payne had fewer drugs in his room before jumping
>>224380964Pornucopia
>>224380850Oh yes, oh yes
>>224380975
>>224380806its fine dont worry about it
>>224380969Why do you read so much into every word, my guy?
>>224380990grok imagine mr burns
>>224380980This but a group of schoolgirls (legal age) and to bully me and not use violence and to have sex with me and sit on my face
I was k to pork
>>224380912How do you know?
>schoolgirls (legal age)bradley walsh funny face image
bed time soon
For me it's the Heavenly Kingdom and the Taiping Rebellion.1850 AD. - Chinese man has a mental breakdown after failing Imperial exams.Claims to be Jesus's brother, creates his own Christian fundamentalist sect. Bans sex. Legally enforced segregation of the genders - men and women cannot interact.Declares war on the Chinese empire.Somewhere between 20 million - 100 million died in the resulting war.Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion
>>224381039OwO
>>224380789Piracy is immoral. I've reflected on this question a lot (I've pirated in my youth too so I'm not claiming to be le superior), but there's unironically no argument for it. If you're prepared to be blatantly immoral then it's on you, but if you have a conscience and care about karma, life after death, etc. then it should be avoided.
if it makes u happy why the helly are u so sad babe
>Chatgpt - Make a real life version of Mr Burns from The Simpsons
sir ganja smoker
>>224380537oh do grow up
>>224381030just intuited it (not hard to do with the extensive library of shitness avaliable to me when regarding my life)
GP has just prescribed me with euthanasia
bum out time soon
>>224381052retarded faggot
gunge that paedo
>>224381057Racist cunt AI
Meanwhile in Times Square, a woman named Pamela Cisneros has already started implementing a “debt forgiveness program” of her own!
>>224381046Didn't happen tho did it
god do the jews bake good bread
reyt im not making the new this timeyou better learn how it's done or suffer the JF consequences
gp prescribed me with gp (he lurks)
>>224381052true pirates make no argument
>>224381086it did. i was there.
>>224380990>>224381057not all that dissimilar
Mousey could be a model if he cleaned himself up
>>224381052it's a poor 14yo kid bro, calm down with your morality bs
>>224380990Gowdy says Howdy whenever he sees that man chowdy
get the new made you stupid arsehole
>>224381117>>224381117
>>224381003I'm working on stopping thinking everything is about me first desu
>>224381079Try and come up with an argument for why it's acceptable.You won't be able to.You've been gifted rational faculties to discern right from wrong. To not use them and wilfully participate in a wrong is to endanger the standing of your soul.
