Lol I'm drunk for the 2nd time this week Split a bottle of Merlot
Mexican women owe me sex.
bitch niggas
Another low quality goshpedo OP
This is what you crave
Your ball and dick size determines just about everything from the tenor of your voice to the way you strut Kind of black pilled when you think about it
>>224413720It's what plants crave.
>>224413725
welcome to costcoi love you
>>224413720GAWD DAAAYUMNNN GONA GET ME MAH DIABEETUS CUP
>>224413725My penis is 7 inches but I am a nasally high-pitched incel voice and have the incel gait
>>224413720I wish I knew anything about calories
>>224413784
>>224413786average adult male needs 2000 per day. Any more will lead to weight gain.
>>224413725me having a small penis, being pigeon toed, and a high pitched voice are a complete coincidence
>>22441372595% of men are within 2 deviations of the average (5.17 inches). Pretty much everyone is somewhere between 4 to 6.5 inches and nowhere in that range is a "drastically bad" resultdick size does not actually vary all that much. every factor about you before someone sees your dick probably makes a bigger difference unless you are in the 5% of men dealing with something abnormal. and because we're talking about distributions, a true micropenis is what, 0.15% of the population? just don't lose the genetic lottery bro.
Going to bed drunk
>>224413804Me if I could fall asleep
>>224413796So you just have a single Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Shake a day and you'll lose weight! Simple as.
coming soon to USA
You know what makes me sad? Knowing one day a /cum/ thread will be posted and it will be the last time ever. I doubt any of us would even know when it happens that it'll be the final edition of this thread/general and as a result it'll probably have some stupid image and be filled with bad posts and no farewells.
>>224413698hello frens
>>224413784My dick is 4 inches and i have a deep voice but my deep voice is the result of lung damage and breathing in crap, occasionally my small penis'd natural voice still shines through underneath
>>224413848Won't happen, Elon Musk will buy 4chan if it's ever about to go under
Imagine the nukes start flying and you learn about it from /cum/
>>224413859Would be pottery
>>224413800Ball size too man don't forget the testedThey make your sperm and generate t It determines everything You chop a man's balls off he'll develop a falsetto
Thinking about that guy in Hawaii that fucked his sister because they thought they were gonna die when the gubment accidently sent a false nuclear alarm to everyone's phones
goodnight
This woman has a deeper voice than me https://www.youtube.com/watch I honestly should just pull the fucking trigger already
>>224413884>youtube.com/watch
>>224413875i already spent my hump day night looking at dick size statistics can someone else do the ball size homework>>224413884it's not even that hard to change your voice just go put an effort into doing it
>>224413884how do you fuck up this badly?
>>224413878I sent out that message btw. Sorry about that but I was really BORED that day.
>>224413698haha it really do be like that
I heard you have low T
>>224413887>>224413892It appears I have made a mistake, unfortunately I do not have the inclination to link the video again.
>>224413890>change your voice just go put an effort into doing itThat's cope, plain and simple
I am still pissed off that i was invited to a Orthodox church service and a service at a mosque
>>224413884>https://www.youtube.com/watch
>>224413909nah I had a friend who sounded like a squirrel getting choked out and he sounds much more normal now. required a lot of voice retraining he said, i didn't ask for details but i believe him
Can someone grab bomb
>>224413884nigger
>>224413941Can't say that!
>>224413725I have an average cock but a very deep voice so this is a lie (I am gay so neither benefits me thoughbeit)
jason LOL https://rumble.com/v7egy6k-james-mason-reacts-to-sewellian-autism-division.html
what cock size is considered average?
>>2244139617 inch
>>2244139617.1 inch (｡•̀ᴗ-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxJ1gOOsGmIIm pretty sure I remember this as a fever dream when I was a young child
>>224413957>Bro autists are like.... super smart bro, we have better pattern recognition bro. Fucking bullshit, people with autism or ADHD from my experience tend to be the most propagated and oversocialized.
>>224413961'6
Which one I more full of shit I talked to both 2 days ago Imam >You are so young you can spend a decade doing fuck all and still be going >You have had many victories and blessings >You weren't born in gaza or yemen >Your very much just lost >You also have food water and roof >You have clearly been lost and astray please come to my service I will gladly guide you even as a non Muslim Orthodox priest>You are blind to the blessings of God >You are clearly smart because you can self reflect most men can't do that >Your so young and it hurts me to see young people like you kill themselves >Hell you know almost every figure in the Bible thought you like >Hell you have time most saints were drunkards, criminals, orphans or worse>Please come to my service and don't hurt yourself
>>224413986Retard, you are supposed to end the link at "watch"https://www.youtube.com/watchfixed
>>224413992xD
>>224414000I'm going to kill you and your entire family
>>224414004Nta but kill me instead
>>224413990They're both right
>>224414015I explained to them why I wanted to kill myself and why I didn't want to live now I am kind of forced to see both of them in the same week. Plus if they really knew me they would understand why God forsake me
>>2244139617.5-8 inch
>>224414033Killing yourself is dumb unless you have some disease or condition that causes you excruciating chronic pain.
ben shapiro just destroyed candace owens during a live debate with facts and logic, absolutely insane videohttps://www.youtube.com/w
>>224414044
>>224413961
>>224414043My disease is being born useless and a waste of space/oxygen. I am worth less than the air I breath. If over 4 people tell you that you are something than it's true. There is no way my dad, uncles, grandpa and coworkers have all lied or been wrong if they all agree on something
>>224413923The inner squirrel is still lurking in your friend>>224413951I said cock AND ball size. and yet everyone fixates on the penis
>>224414085what if they're all just assholes though
>>224413988>autist >oversocializedI don't think you know what that word means
>>224414085Do a flip nigger
>>224414050lel
>>2244140857 tobacco company ceos swore under oath that they believed nicotine was not addictive in 1994. that's more than 4 people saying something and them being wrong.
>>224414100I'm using Uncle Ted's (the man who coined the word) definition>The oversocialized person cannot even experience, without guilt, thoughts or feelings that are contrary to the accepted morality; he cannot think "unclean" thoughts. And socialization is not just a matter of morality; we are socialized to conform to many norms of behavior that do not fall under the heading of morality. Thus the oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash and spends his life running on rails that society has laid down for him. In many oversocialized people this results in a sense of constraint and powerlessness that can be a severe hardship. We suggest that oversocialization is among the more serious cruelties that human beings inflict on one anotherI've seen hundreds of reddit/twitter accounts of people being militantly progressive and almost always they have something like "autism ADHD" in their biot. autist
>>224414089My last foreman said I was a pussy and got annoyed I wouldn't talk joke or even fight back with insults. His complaint which I saw to hr was that I was so negative all the time and that I should seek therapy
>>224414133construction workers and mechanics are notorious for being HUGE assholes, a lot of them are bipolar too.
Has anyone else noticed the huge influx of wumao on this website?
Just did an unsatisfying coom. Gonna shower now and then make a sandwich.
>>224414153no and i love the cpc
Fandom unite is so cancerous it almost makes me want to become a lesbian
A lot of problems can arise from a Finnish man being born outside of Finland in a non Finnish body
>>224414169tell me more about your problems
>>224414167I have never heard of that until now, why do you watch weird Korean shit?
when people liked nick fuentes they called him whitebut now that people are starting to dislike him they are calling him mexican
>>224414157>Just did an unsatisfying coom.samein fact my cooms lately have kind of... hurt?they dont feel pleasantwhats up with that?
>>224414196whats up with that?
>>224414122>I've seen hundreds of reddit/twitter accounts of people being militantly progressive and almost always they have something like "autism ADHD" in their bioPutting mental disorders in a bio is a progressive thing.so the ones who may be autistic but don't put it in their bio you won't necessarilly know
>>224414150Thing is that my dad and uncles agree with me I remember they all said they would have sold me into slavery if they didn't have to worry about someone asking for their money back
>>224414050Ye still my GOAT idgaf
'gooned to code geass smut' award
>>224414210idk anon it sounds like you're just surrounded by antisocial people and dont know what a normal relationship is supposed to be like
time to play morrowwinnddddill still have this tab open on my other monitor though, i wouldnt leave you guys like that!
>>224414218
>>224414202people see being mexican as a negative thing
>>224414235shirley > kallen > cecille > whore
I do believe women should have sex with me, question is, how are we going to make that happen?
>>224414219Well I mean if I was a good at stuff or generally not a shitty person I would have been praised once or told I was doing good which I never felt but I also never had friends since I am like the pariahs from Warhammer.
I remember little about Code Geass apart from table-kun
The worldwide friendship initiative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I
>>224414273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
>>224414252>Well I mean if I was a good at stuff or generally not a shitty person I would have been praised oncenot if you grew up with sociopaths who sabotaged you from an early age. they are the exact group who would tell you that you were useless no matter what in order to make themselves feel better.
>>224414252No one likes a whiner. Stop being whiny and people will stop hating you
>>224414280awful song
>>224414339
>>224414313I mean I never bothered to try and make friends after age 10 so I mostly played games and watched anime I did get the ability to get away with anything within reason when I caught my teacher looking at porn
Baby baby baby, I'm awfully crazyOff Ciroc, off Patron, shit whatever's tastyWe don't got no manners, hangin' off the raftersLet's go drink for drink, a hundred bucks she on that latestCheck my style, take a good look, I'm fresh bitchIn my whip with the music so loud I'm deaf bitchGettin' brains at a red light with people watchin', sorry for party rocking!
this shit is disgusting
>>224413714unacanny
https://youtu.be/JENCuFSlH64https://youtu.be/JENCuFSlH64https://youtu.be/JENCuFSlH64https://youtu.be/JENCuFSlH64
Early September and sweater weather is already here :/
>>224414485Not watching this.
>>224414502yeah it came here in the space of 1 day.
about to take a shit
which Mexican poster is the pedo one?
There were no transgenders in my high school when I graduated in 2014
>>224414358I reread this to my younger Brother years ago thinking it'd scare him but we both just wound up laughing hard at it to where it's a huge inside joke
>>224414571Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back this up?
>>224414571holy UNC lmaooooooooo (i graduated the same year)
Is it gay to want to suck dick?
>>224414553the one who brings up jason or ecelebs out of nowhere, spams catbox/image links, and says "age of consent is a spook"
>>224414604>peer-reviewedYeah I asked a few of my peers. They all agreed it was the same for them too
Facts
>>224414620what about the guy who posted those video links a few posts up?
>>224414641the very same
>>224414640A latina women led me on when I was 15-16, this started my hatred towards women
>>224414613yep
>>224414667Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
Is it incel hours already
>>224414680>already My nigger it's 2 AM
>>22441468512*
>>224414697*3:05
everybody in this thread is a fat pig
>>224414640They should do something about moids like kill them all. Permanent solution
>>224414685>>224414705I feel bad for you.
>leastern standard timeholy cringe
>>224414723Dono't forget AZ!
4 AM where I'm at
My bed time is 5am and then I wake up at 2pm
>>224414640this is actually kinda true though
>>224414740nigga go to sleephonk shoo honk shoo
>>224414723Uggghhhh not sure if I'd take OR or WA.
Is NMRIH 2 worth playing? I enjoyed the first one.
>>224414740Based Maritimer.>>224414752Yesterday I went to sleep at 5am and got up at 6pm.
So I found out that a lot of other men got molested which is weird.
Fat piggies are talking about going to sleep now
>>224414790I had the same sleep schedule when I worked nights.
>>224414791I was molested by my uncle for years
>>224414791Nigga thought he was special
Is Donk trans?
Imagine getting molested and doing nothing. lmao
Holy liftin
>>224414823He cute
>>224414816>>224414813I kind of just remembered now that my older family member used to grab my dick when I was young
>>224414823egg mode
>>224414847Depending on what you mean by older family member that could just be an innocent playful thingI used to pull my little sister's pants down all the time when we were kids
https://youtu.be/x9DdnnxMfaU?
>>224414672Just an observational study
How the fuck do we manage to not just collapse under the weight of it all
Stressed out over some gay bullshit again
>>224414640ask a man about child murder and he'll say its disgusting and should be punished by death.ask a woman about child murder and she'll tell you its okay under certain circumstances.
This made balding Millennials cry and coom in their jorts
I'm amazed civilization manages to continue at all
Is it socially acceptable to fuck retards
>>224414871We all know Patrick killed those children and framed Lindsay
I exchange v-cards with the retards
>>224413698
>>224414871Society failed her . She's not to blame. If I had been there having sex with her, she would have turned out ok The men in her life failed her
>>224414883Under certain circumstances
>>224414894Virginity cards? Nice, i have quite a few
>>224414902Like what
Ordered a couple of books from the 'zon.
>OH BOY, BOOKS!
>>224415054Ever read Secret History Of The World?
>>224415073No, who's it by?
>>224415054>$40 to read all tomorrows
>>224415054A girl at my job spent the whole shift talking about this book.
>>224415082Johnathan Black. A bit schizo but it's an interesting read.
Thoughts on better bachelor?
I am god's sleepiest soldier
I gotta resist the goon
>>224415114Word.>>224415195I took a shower earlier so I'm not gonna be doin that until tomorrow at the earliest.
>>224415098New book prices have been rapidly creeping up.>>224415106That's hilarious and also kind of sad. Why don't chicks like to read read the cool shit men read?
This city never sleeps
>>224416115https://youtu.be/B4JABTb6v7k
>>224416170https://youtu.be/c4j9Z9bwBBU
>>>/lit/25508545>>>/lit/25508545>>>/lit/25508545>>>/lit/25508545
>>224413961Official statistics of cock size are irrelevant because the average among all men and the average of cocks used on women are different.The average a woman sees is skewed much higher because smaller dicks are rarely if ever used in sex.Whatever the "average" statistics say is, add an inch and a half to it.
>>224415132>the best generation of menMore like the most cucked generation of men. The one with the lowest standards.All this complaining is no different from beta males whining about not being liked despite being "nice guys".
Inviting you guys.>>224417383
>want to go to the store 15 minutes away to pick something up>school busses are just now leaving to pick students up and will be for another hour and a half because all levels of schools have different schedules>have to pass at least 3 different schools on the way thereliving in the city kind of sucks weiners
>>224414122>>224413988youre basing your opinion off self diagnosed victim fetishists I have ADHD and probably autism (at least thats what everybody tells me) and I am like a fucking zombie in social situations. I dont understand anything and give the most blunt answers that people either find hilarious for some reason or off putting. I am good at pattern recognizing and efficiency and stuff and I seem to pick up things easier than most people. Im not sure that means im smart though
>>224417447idk what that fuck that is but everybody else is asleep or going to work/school besides me
I watched taxi driver like some posters in this thread recommended me and it was okay but there were a ton of parts that just dragged on for no fucking reason and it frustrated my tiktok brainrotted mind. Its pretty clear that Joker took a shit ton of inspiration from the movie as the characters are nearly identical but I guess you could interpret them on different moral spectrums also it was a good segway for me to teach my gf a lot of new slurs
>>224417585>GfYou have to be an incel to fully appreciate taxi driver
Awake
>>224417631Good morning sir
>>224417628Us autists have the incel card even if we arent actually incels. Sorry bucko
>>224417693>a male autist that isn't an incel
>>224417628Huh, go figure. >taxi Thought this was the only good thing Danny Devito was in
>>224417728my cock or...my gf is also autistic so
>>224417728Gross
>>224417736we're talking about taxi driver not taxi you fucking cock monger
>>224417748If autistic, you mean a cheater.. yeah.. I guess that's what the zoomies call it now adays
>>224417776 taste that? That's the difference between real girlcock and robocock
>>224417781i popped her cherry on our first date in the back of a rental
gorton's battered fish fillets this morning boys
>>224417815Could you hear me while you were dreaming last night?
>>224417917I havent been to sleep yet
>>224417945Not suprised. Probably the first honest thing you have ever said.
>>224417972no i say honest things all the time
>>224418004You cannot just use the word honest and think that is the same thing.
GTA 6 is going to be always online and your saves will be tied to the cloudthatll be $80 + tip please
>>224418004*crickets*
>>224418021what
>>224418032Please be true make the pay pigs suffer
>>224418158*swipes card between my ass cheeks* and that is mine, thannnnk you
>>224418214Don't reply to me again queer
>>224413698I'm a patriarchist into femdom, so it's both genders
Dude running for mayor of Winnipeg had AI do his ad
Listening to bjork
whats life in chicago like
>>224413698we probably should end the women's right to vote.>>224413714
Based
>>224418669Contrary to what the media will have you believe it's pretty chill. I like living here. Everything is accessible and most of the people are nice. I like to explore the city in my car or on my scooter
>>224418760is there like a 'these are the bad parts 90% of the bad stuff happens in' areas and the rest is normal
>>224418785Yeah. Most of the dumb shit happens in a couple of parts of the south side and east side. I live on the North side, we are fairly middle class, some parts are rich though
You scream, I laughI scream, you cryI win, you die
>>224418760Is it windy, like they say?
I'm the terror at night I'm the psychopath mindI'm the sidewalk walker, walking the lineThere's a war in my head that's taking it's courseYou're in a body bag and I've got no remorse
My family flew out all the way from Ontario to visit me and my newborn daughter, and wouldn't you know it, I am sick as a dog today. Gotta MED UP to not cast a pall over this whole thing.
eBay changed my returns policy without my permission, fucking rat bastards
>>224418978they call it the windy city because of all the corruption, not because of the windy
>>224419090Well isn't that just the pits! I have had the worst sinus pain for about a week and think it's mutated into pink eye. How tf does that even happen?
>>224413714know a viet with that name
Can I get a qrd on thge germany bomb thing
cum lol
>>224419307which one? theres been 3 bomb incidents in germany in the last 2 daysrussia drone bomb targetting plane sending supplies to ukrainebombs by a power plant that were used to cause power outtagesbomb found at train station
>>224419372So when is germany gonna bomb russia? I mean its only fair
>>224419322guzzles of cum is actually a unit of measurement
this is my coffee making setup as a 26 year old aspergic incel neet with erectile dysfunction
>>224419892Oh, so you're gay?
>>224419919no? why would you say something so disgusting and mean?
>>224419952I assumed that is what you were implying. I guess you never know.
not saying I would sexually assault myself but if I was a rapist and saw myself walking down the street
hello
visited gymstein after 3 days. saw 4 demons today
bergited steinbergstein afterberg threestein daystein. sawstein fourberg debergsteinons tobergday
bing bing wahoooooooooooo
I remember back in the day there was an "are you a pedophile" quiz and one of the questions was "in which Harry Potter movie do you think Emma Watson looked the hottest?"
>>2244209205 or 7
I have eaten a 300g box of ice cream every day for the last 4 days (including today). I have fallen off the fitness wagon hard and need to correct myself.
>>224421096you are wasting your breath m8, even if they did ban the spammer he'd just come right back with a new IP
just dropped the cosby kids off at the public swimming pool
>>224421100you're going to get dabetus
Telling AI I only wear black thongs is a long term investment for my NFTs
and stay out
>>2244209201 or 4
>>224421530stay out of what?
>>224421164shut up you faggot, don't come here bitching and asking us to do your dirty work. unreal how many retards just show up in /cum/ and start demanding that we do shit for them, it's like the real world lol.
UN warned that el niño will destroy the planet
>>224414050i will still call him Kanye regardless.
>>224421744if planet is the PC word for thirdworld shitholes then yeah
>>224421744It sure destroyed my jasmine flowers
>>224421744i hope it ends my life
>>224414085
>>224421864how do you 'accidentally' shoot someone 12 times with a single shot revolver that only holds 6 rounds
>>224421744>UN-necessary
my mind is so powerful
>>224421892Hollywood magic
How come tuna is the only fish that is referred to by its name followed by "fish". "Tuna fish sandwich"Nobody says "Salmon fish" or "mackerel fish"
>>224422011because you can also tuna piano
>>224422030
>>224422011Everyone I know just says "tuna."
Are we Hoagieposting again
knees weakballs are heavyblew my load already
>>224421744Finally!
>>224422011>>224422055Yeah I have only ever heard it used in the same way as other fish. No one says " Ill have the Tuna Fish Steak "
>>224422038why you keep postin that dog?
>>224422085Ropes flew like confetti
>>224422102Because it's a reaction image. I was reacting to what he said
>>224422097Trashiest fish of the sea
I saw an 108 lbs pound woman knockout a 240 lbs man with one punch
>>224422179Nay, that's Tilapia
>>224422085i cant believe i laughed at this shit
>>224422257my spirit animal
>>224413698based picfemales are all whores
>>224422075we seafood posting today Opinions on wild caught vs farm raised salmon?
https://youtu.be/quofY3GXYMcwatching this and cackling like a child even though i have never played dark souls or watched this youtuber beforeI love the little AI guy
>>224422296wild caught >>>>> farm
>>224422257they were called slime fish before they tried selling them to eatthey raise white bass in a tank, they eat and shit, then they take out the bass and put tilapia in to eat the poo
Lobster is actually poor people food
>>224422296Does that come in my crab boil?
>>224422257My ex wife loved tilapia because she was raised on flavorless slop. I worked in the fishing industry at the time too, I just didn't have the heart to tell her how disgusting tilapia is and it all comes from brazil
>>224422367>ex wifeget out
I learnded why japan was crazy in wwiieach branch of their military pretty much had their own shogun who did whatever they wanted, and as long as they were successful they stayed in power. Their army controlled more people in manchuria/china than there was in japan
>>224422188Catch him in the tmz and it's lights out
>>224422348It was fed to slaves in America along with clams and oyster. Lobsters used to be so plentiful the coast was full of themIn the summer the beaches stank cuz all the dead lobsters on land that rotted in the sun. No self respecting person in slavery times would eat lobster
>>224422348So is sushi btw
western fashion in japan :OOOOOO
Ice never eaten oysters and don't think I could bring myself to put one in my mouth
>>224422490Oysters contain high amounts of copper, zinc, selenium, vitamin B12, and vitamin D.
people see one social media video and then regurgitate it everywhere they can like everybody else hasnt seen that exact same social media video or one of the 50000 offshoots of itthe internet needs to be fucking nuked we are turning into fucking zombies right at the same time we're developing artificial intelligence
>>224422444Am Nova Scotian, do not eat lobster. IDK I just think they are gross. Sometimes when I take my sailboat to an island or something and swim around, those lobster bastards come out and try to nip my toes. Also lobster fishermen are a drag on society. They make shitloads of money, cash, then go on welfare for the rest of the year. They throw garbage in the sea, have no respect for the thing that gives them their livelihoods.
I was raised kosher but I'm not Jewish my parents just thought it was smart eating habits. So to me this looks absolutely revolting.
>>224422558tastes really good though
>>224422535So does my cum. Bottom's up friend.
>>224422543kys
>>224422535So does semen but I'm not eating either.
>>224422490I try not to think about it. But they're supposed to be kept in clean water to purge all the dirt and shit out of them, so it's not really worse than natural cased sausages/haggis
theres this buffet in the bronx with all you can eat sushi and oysters. tremendous deal.
New>>224422599>>224422599>>224422599
>>224422542>see one social media videofeels like its always twitter these days
>>224422543It depends where the lobster comes from too. If they're from rocky places (not canada, as I've been told) they don't taste as muddy
>>224422612every single video you see on twitter is also on tiktok, youtube and instagramit is all self feeding
>>224422658the public consciousness as it were. grim state of affairs
>>224422399This is a sex haver general
>>224413796that's just us weak, low-test euro sissies though.the average American male is high-test and burns over 9000 calories in a day.
