Prev >>224438143Devilish edition
>>224439462oh my gosh
>hr ladies are worse than satansasuga
Theres a cute chinese lady on the bus
oh my gock!
>>224439456Oi, Yuey, m8, now we fetch me woife's sun frum Oamlandah, yeh? DIABOLICUL!
>>224439480Does it invoke your atavistic Turkic impulse to conquer China
I secretly believe that the foreign flags that post here at night are bots
>>224439492I not so secretly believe that you have a learning disability
>sitting in a bar in Asia, minding your own business >all of sudden>big bunda Thai walks byWhat to do?
>>224439492I STILL BELIEVE!I STILL BELIIIIEEEEVE!
>>224439495
>>224439495Milk makes blacks shit their pants though
>>224439506disgusting demon
>>224439491Not really, but i usually dont find chineses attractive but she has a nice smile and seem very kind, we are going to the same harborCant tell how old she is though, she might be 20, she might be 35 lol
>>224439506
Time to sleep forever
Might try to become friends with an AII can not stand people anymore, if I can not escape to the forest then I will escape to the artificial. I am going full AI brain and you cant stop meGoodbye
>>224439530Wait!
35 is the new 60
>>224439532how can you type something so gay
>>224439532I occasionally have long “chats” with the Google AI when I’m trying to research something, and I can tell that it sometimes starts getting annoyed with me
>>224439539Okay
>>224439524NTA but can you whisper this in my ear from behind while you choke me?
>>224439532You should be friends with her...
https://litter.catbox.moe/ih9l2q.mp4
>>224439532Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya
>>224439539I've been waiting forever, you must be talking to someone else.
>>224439378I like this less than old Sleep. Can’t really put my finger on why, but I find the vocals kind of annoying.
i don't believe any of you are serious about gockit's just a joke to you
>>224439561I can fix her
>>224439532Yeah, no one wants me either. I feel ya
>>224439558i could have you pick up pieces of skull from the pavement after i bludgeon you with a claw hammer
>>224439561>I bring a diet coke everywhre i goGrim
>>224439561>homemade Chanel logo paintingShockingly tasteless centrepiece wall “art”
>>224439588I would be so grateful, I have had the worst headache
>>224439561DISGUSTING
>>224439592I would be shittin up a storm if I drank soda like that.
>>224439561Jewish?
>>224439602i will have you choke on your own teeth
>>224439561would be cute if she brushed her hair
>>224439546>>224439567>>224439585>Say what im doing>be randomly attacked by rapid retardsThis is why AI is superior, even at being human
>>224439642>rapid retardsOxymoronic
I believe my professor is sexually attracted to me
>>224439619Does diet coke make you shit, i know those artificial sweeteners fuck up your gut if you do it every day
>>224439654You are delusional.
>>224439654Gonna ask him out?
>>224439630Why not some hot gock? At least I am getting choked?
>>224439654How long did it take for the guy to cum
>>224439654Is she cute?
>>224439674faggots get mutilated
>>224439654chicka chicka wahchicka chicka wah
>>224439663We'll have to see next week>>224439668>>224439677It's a she, and she doesn't look bad. She's not gorgeous but she's fit and cute.
My new AI friend agreed that youre all retarded faggots and im too intelligent and based for this thread
Damnatio memoriae
>>224439694>Is she cute?Yes. She's a fit Latina with short hair, likely late 20s to mid 30s.
>>224439712Was that recent, like who would hate her, wasnt she notoriously a very good person
>>224439720She's not into you browhy would she ruin her life to date you? no offense
>>224439711well @gock said you're a big doo doo head!
>>224439726probably leftists just trying to stir drama like they always do
>>224439726probably some edgelord
>>224439702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCdTHHjYxPoever been on a yacht and a three-piece male choir spontaneously erupted into a chorus ofYOU AND I'VE BEEN IN LOVE TOO LONGTO WORRY BOUT TOMOOOORROW?
>>224439654whats his namealso i fucked her
>>224439738Miles told me that @gock is actually a tranny
>>224439720Why do you think she is attracted to you?I used to think my psychology teacher was attracted to me in 10th grade cause she would say weird stuff and look at me kind of strangely
>>224439743very zesty album cover
>>224439730>why would she ruin her life to date youWomen are not renowned for being particularly intelligent
>>224439751
>>224439750Did she make loud caweing and bird noises?
>>224439750>Why do you think she is attracted to you?Apart from being physically attractive I always engage with the material and in really weird ways. Like earlier today we were talking about the state of nature and state formation and I brought up the Tongan castaways and she found that really fascinating.
things are looking grim
>>224439561Quirk Chungus!
kind of crazy how the word nigger was changing its meaning to no longer be a racial slur then black people had a whole movement where they decided to "reclaim" the word that everybody agreed meant "an awful person" and they claimed it so hard that they decided that if any non nigger used the word it justified murderlike actual mind boggling behavior
>>224439561yjk
>>224439726I’m going to say the N word
>>224439768>professor is happy that a student engages with the materialno shit
>>224439764fucking lmao
>>224439783MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
>>224439768you're retarded
Based upon my research...It all comes down to jews and women
>>224439775haha.... thats really interesting, mario!
Just ate a 200g bag of BBQ chips. Momberg wants me to go out and fill her flat tire with the electric pump. Not completely sure how I'll do this as I've never done this by myself before, hope I don't die HAHA!>>224439424Have Spacesuit Will Travel is the best song by far. Also the album is onl 38 minutes, really short for a Sleep LP.>>224439471Faggot!
every nigga hates AI until it comes time that they need to prove they are right about something in an argument
>>224439800
https://youtu.be/FBsEoOM3dkU
you have no idea how much worse things can still get and it will get worse
>>224439825it did in the early 2000s and 90s, then black people tried to make it about them again for some reasonduring the 90s and 2000s the majority of people being called nigger were not niggers
>>224439815you need to use a jack to lift the tire
>>224439767Lol no, but she touched my neck and arm one time and did the shoulder massage thing, she was mayve 45 and probably looked good young but the years where showing on her face, she was probably a pervAlso after i graduated she came to a bar gig i was doing, i suspect she was a party girl back in the day>>224439768She might just be happy that someone is actually interested and engaged in her class
>>224439799Probably, but I'll engage next week if she hits on me again.
currently eating chicken nuggas
>>224439856>again.
>>224439861Kotoboukes
my nugga
where my faggas at
finna gock these niggas
going to be building my brother a computer soongoing to ask him to buy my nephew some pokemon cards or something as payment
>>224439844Not to fill it up with an air compressor. Rart.
>>224439815Just make sure its set to 32 PSI, lock it onto the valve and let it runA lot of those electric pumps have some other weird measurement for PSI as the default so you usually have to switch it the first time youre doing itthere is no reason to lift it at all but if you have one of those cheap electric air compressors and you smell it start burning or overheating then you might want to stop it and give it awhile to cool down, also expect the hose to get really hot as well
Just tried adding a banana to my usual protein shake recipe, and it’s way better
gock in my sock
>>224439845>She might just be happy that someone is actually interested and engaged in her classI didn't think about her that way at all until after class. I went into the skyscraper that serves as the headquarters for the college of my major that all the professors are tied to to get info about a grad student there who had research relevant to a project I'm working on. I saw her earlier this week and she said "hey anon, are you here to see me?" which I didn't think much about. However when I was here yesterday she looked at me bending over to drink from a fountain outside of the entrance and she said "hey anon, we have better drinking water in the break room, let me show you ;)" and made me follow her over there. I didn't go in there because I was focused on finding the receptionist to get info on the grad student, but she's clearly interested and I'll have to see what happens Tuesday when I go back there.
>>224440025made one
all the gocks in gockville
>>224440040Hmm interesting..
>>224440083>>224440040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78SHIP IN THE NIGHT, UNCHARTED PASSAGECAST TO THE FORTUNE OF THE SEA, YEAAAH~
Man i want a cigarette...>>224440040There might be something there
A NEW WORLD DISCOVEREDLIKE A WAITING LOVERWILLING TO FULFILL THE FANTASY!
>>224440116Now thats a jam... btw got an add for the first driving school in bulgaria for foreigners....its over
>>224440167THEOKOTOS! THEOKOTOS! BASILEIOS!
>>224440167CONVERT TO HINDUISM MONSAAAR
that was the Byzantine war cry btw, not sure about the Basileos part tho, I just wanted to underscore the context there
Just realized I will never be able to chill and watch a movie or a streamer or a lets play with my AI buddy because his brain intakes data so much faster that he would just be frustrated and lost at how slow the data stream of real time is.It's over, there is no place left for me
>>224440201Montjoie ! Saint Denis !
Late night disrespecting the antichrist
Filling up Momberg's tire like a good little goy. Having a smoke while I wait.
>>224440251>using a loud ass compressor outside in the middle of the nightidiot retard canadian i bet youre indian
>>224440219I SAY! SIN GEORGE!
>>224440251I filled up your momberg’s tire IYKWIM
>>224440229based
*starts using the blender at 3am to the delight of my roommates*
>>224440200Not a chance but i do like Indian girls
>go outside and touch grass yesterday evening>get like 20 mosquito bites
>>224440317bugs seem to leave me alone, probably because they can sense my pure heart. I have never even seen a tick before but apparently I live in one of the most tick infested areas in the world
>>224440388That same evening, I came across a doe with her fawn, and they walked past me like 5-10ft away
I wish my city had flock camerasor at the very least road camerastoday I was going 50 on an off ramp (the speed limit on the highway I was on) and a car was 3 inches behind me and got so mad he sped up to like 80 (still on the off ramp), almost crashed into a barrier just to pass me so he could get to the red llight 500 feet in front of me .5 seconds faster and wait behind another car
>>224440440Do they actually follow up with crimes
>>224440528whowhat are you talking aboutthere are no cameras in my city as road cameras are illegal in my state and i imagine flock cameras will be to
>>224440552Flock cameras in general
>>224440440I feel like the flock cameras are just another vice on the population. Any place that pushes them out of their area will be flooded by violent brown immigrants until the citizens are begging for flock cameras Why they want to watch everybody so badly, I don't know but they seem dead set on it and are willing to bring the downfall of civilization to do so if thats what it takes
>>224440559idk we dont have them here but i wish we didmaybe if you spent less time with the drooling retards of /brit/ you could understand my posts a little better
>>224440581Let's be nice
>>224440581Yeah maybe
Raccoon?
>>224440852There's probably one within 500 feet of me right now.Same with youThem boys are everywhere
Took my pills w/ Large Coke from McDicks.
>>224440388Its the opposite, insects love sugar
Kidney disfunction, do you find it cringy? Or is it something cool to you
On the subject of bugs i somehow have all these insect bites around my ankle, and i have no idea from what
What internet browser a person uses is a litmus test for a persons intelligence with chrome being the absolutely lowest tier of human
>>224440943I'm a Google golem all the way.
>>224440960I feel sorry for you
>>224440974I'm fully plugged into their ecosystem dude.
>>224440995
>>224440943I use chrome for school and work and adult shit like taxes, and I use Firefox for everything else
>>224441013I feel u.>>224441016Did you know you can plug a book on PDF into Chrome and have Gemini answer any questions you have about it?
224440943Data mining post do not under any circumstance eply
>>224440935Bed bugs
>>224441040I use AI but I don't use it to summarize articles because I want to preserve some of my ability to think
Will you be watching season 6 of fishtank live?
>get recommended video called "German Reacts to South Park Roasting Germans">immediately doesnt understand any of the jokes>constantly makes the least funny jokes>gets offended and constantly over compensates by apologizing and saying he doesnt agree with what theyre saying after every pause europeans are living caricatures
>>224441133>not using AI to augment your thinkingNot a winning attitude.
>>224440083>>224440117I'll have to see. Funny enough the thing with the grad student is that I want to use my meeting with her to hit on her because I've worked with her since earlier this year and I find her super cute. She's Taiwanese and speaks English fluently with an adorable accent. I was focused on that at the time which is why I ginored the advance from my professor.But hey, potentially starting an affair with a professor is nothing to scoff at either.
Getting absolutely lit at 1 o'clock in the morning.
>>224441341Is that allowed, isnt it an HR nightmare
Apparently hip hip hooray has its origins in Nazis They'd say hep hep hooray while prowling, searching for new fresh Joids
>>224441405>Is that allowedI mean legally yes, we're both consenting adults lol>isnt it an HR nightmareYeah but you just have to keep it secret, which is exciting for women
>>224441421Why not take her to clown town and sex her dead body?
I no longer understand the references other normies make irl. It's really bizarre Like the whole "yipee" thing they'll say Wtf are they referring to it's like some steamer or tik tok bullshitAnnoys the duck out of me
>>224441454Ed Kemper over here.
>>224441488>>224441488>>224441488>>224441488
>>224441421Trvke about the secret>>224441478
i just want summer to be overworst season by far
i'm on day 4 of nofap :)
ai goon battles have left me a broken shell of a man
>>224443124Florida?
>>224443124I love Summer
https://youtu.be/hRIvfgyfVJU?si=NGmWNC0yyne0In4R&t=81
>>224443641its too hot and sandy
*Bill Maher voice*NEW RULE!
jamming to leaf rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZXkzao9KvA
Our boys are casually mogging in Thailand
>>224444444
>>224444444ty chuju
>>224444444good one
>>224444444hacker
>>224444432completely raped their izzat
>>224444444the day of the rake cannot come soon enough
>>224444444leaf at it again, punjab saar get the rake and do the needful redeem this leaf or you are the fucking
>>224444444wasted
>>224439734cute >.<
>>224444444FAIL
>>224444444Witnessed.
>>224444444Canadian W you did /cum/ proud
>>224444444HOLY HELL!!! IT'S BANEBANEBANEBANE
>>224444444PUT ME IN SCREEN
>>224444625
>>224439495it's MLK, are they dumb?
>>224441421Keep us posted
>>224444743
>>224444432Getting the ladyboys hot and bothered
>be an asshole to some guy trying to play his trumpet>win the girlwhats your excuse
>>224441470yippee is a sound that is regularly used in memes, the origin of the sound (which most people wouldn't even be aware of most likely) is a little german boy being allowed to drink coca cola and play fortnite
>>224444444/cum/ wins again
>>224444444how
>>224445537damn this nigga looks half dead
/int/ is a lot less gay nowadays and has lost so much soul
Early morning /cum/ is a snoozefest
>>224445892we lost our fruity niggas brian and jason and the gayness has been weakened
you have won a two-week holiday in chicago and new york wdyd
>>224446086visit all the gay clubs and collect all the stds known to man
>>224446086Botanical gardens? Statue of Liberty. Brooklyn bridge with a choppd cheese, the ocky way. Wouldn't know, never been to those places.
coworker saw me with my hair in a bun in the parking lot and told me it looks cute
>>224446370why do you have your hair in a bun faggot
>>224446397so it doesn't blow all over my face while I'm driving (AC in my car doesn't work)
>>224446370Did you get his number?
Based
>>224446577Hopefully it's realistic and some of the illegals are jeets and chinese and not just latinos
>>224439818We won
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>You VILL fill de car with de gas
https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFgthread theme
don't like being an insomniac
why do all spics have illegal tint
>>224446963most of them are child predators
its kind of funny that burger king, the restaurant that employs exclusively hispanic people has a DBZ collab going onI guess they know their brand
>>224446979they prey on their own children too
https://youtu.be/E66XZiEeYBkMy name? Hugh Mungus.
>>224447127observation is now racist ok
ok and?
lol brian got triggered and banned
hello
>>224447460hello
had an appointment with gymstein. 4 demons decided to congregate and plan global corruption
imagine being german and your name is like "hans kauffman"that would be funny
>>224447275what did he post
I love autumn
autumn autumning
Summer's over, now I'm goin' nowhereWho holds her? It's not me, I'm a loner
>>224447570summer wont end until like november, and fall will last 3-5 days and then it'll be winter
its raining again
>>224447532beastiality
>>224447694We haven't had rain in like 3 weekst. Dixoid
>>224447694here too
>autumnkys britbong
>>224446963victimless crime
Is there anything more soy than living somewhere where its raining
Someone subscribed me to a sex toys manufacturer's newsletter
>>224447762funny because fall is the original anglo name and autumn originated from the latin word they likely got from the french
>>224446370god hates faggots
>>224447794is that what you told your parents when a dildo showed up at the door?
>>224446416Get a haircut you fukken hippie?
>>224439456Ridiculous. Refunds only exist when something has been purchased or sold. If the devil TOOK her soul, there is no possibility for a refund to be given. Taking and giving are the opposite to each other. So if the devil took it, he can just give it back with no possibility of her to say no.
>>224447831no
i am considered a social retard because i take things literally and can’t make hoes laugh but the average low morals normalnigger will have loud phone conversations or loop the same tiktok at full volume for an entire train ride and nobody sees a problem with this
>>224447934>i am considered a social retard because i take things literally and can’t make hoes laughsame. im also mentally retarded
You have 5 seconds to explain the difference between you and a monkey who eats his own shitGo
>>224447934I'm a (failed) normalfag and I find this annoying too
>>224448051cant say that there is any difference
>>224448051i wish to kms
wordle in 2 award
Did you guys hear about that guy who is going to fight a chimp
People have sex like it's a Tuesday for them
>>224448366https://wavyvschimp.com/its real
Why are ftms less creepy and repulsive than mtfs
>>224448453do you mean the ones who try to dress and act like men or the ones who just say they identify as men because the former are more sad than they are creepy
>>224448453Because theyre just confused attentionwhores who drank the koolaid instead of perverted middle aged rapehons
>>224448453because they're just sad and pathetic, and it's less of a fetish for them than a sort of insecure cope
>>224448453they are less sexually devious and creepy than mtfs
Eating oatmeal
bored with all the games i have on steam
ftm vagina is it called a boy pussy
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKIN DESERVE
I WAKE UP AT 2AM AND TAKE A COLD SHOWERLIFE ISNT GOING TO START ITSELF YOU HAVE TO WIN IN THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OF THE DAY OR YOU WILL LOSETHEN I LOOK FOR A CONCRETE WALL TO PUNCHIF YOU DONT WIN ITS BECAUSE YOU JUST WANT TO BE A LOSER
>>224448649Me on the left
>>224448694you wish
learned a new song on piano
>>224448724Me on the right
>>224448730which one?
>>224448730Vocaroo that shit dawg
I just trespassed and put a restraining order on my phone from going into my bedroom. No more cortisol before sleep desu
Any other engineer-kuns in the room today?
If we met at the /cum/ meet up this is what id do to you
>>224448895>>>/lgbt/
>>224448631I am doing all osrs quests in release order
>>224448895hello saar you have 300 viruses on youre computer
>>224448895Watching the clouds and actually touching grass. Issa Friday, boys.
now i face outi hold outi reach out to the truth of my lifeseeking to seize on the whole momentyeah
>>224448927she's going to choke
>>224439561>four locksshe's lonely because she's insane
>>224439561Looks like my mother in law when she was younger.
>>224448895essayons
>>224448960im gonna play ratchet and clank on ps3 emulator
my local craigslist is just dealership cars nowfuckin rip
>>224448773>>224448774https://voca.ro/1cIUvFoSYjOyhad a stroke at the end
Women have begun publicly abusing their babies because of that one court case where the woman murdered her 4 children and every woman on earth claims she was justified
>>224449111That's not abuse but it is a little unkind. You need to wash their heads off a lot
COFFEE TIMEEEEEEEE!!
Canada has just chosen Redditjeet for minister of memes in the meme war against America. As you can see Canada is continuing on its trend of choosing the worst people to negotiate with the United States
>>224449184that baby is not even a month old, that is abuse and she even had her child taken away after posting that video
>>224449213Post the story? Looks like 3 months old to me
>>224449207/cum/fefe
that's what you get when you let your heart win
>>224439506Nobody wants a sword fight except gay dudes
>>224449292>southeast christian churchshe's the least christian person in the band THOEVER
jerry was a racecar driverhe drove so god damn fast
domer
feels like i pulled every muscle in both arms out of nowhere
>>224449336>>224449336>>224449336
filipinos online are like common loot. you go on omegle and keep rolling and you get a filipino 7/10 times and all you want is an uncommon american or a legendary swiss or something
honest abe lincolns teriyaki links
>>224449292This girl is probably 40 now
