Land of the long white cloud
Really makes sense actually
poo smells lmao
>>224440364Anti-rich classism
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Not in the mood for Diego this week Have today off pal we'll see you next time
@grok how long would it take to watch family guy from the beginning?
*blows a long white cloud out my arse*
How bad of an idea would it be for an American to attempt to move to England? I'm finishing graduate school soon, and I don't want to look for a job in the US. I've visited England 6 times, but what is it like to actually live here?My main motivation is the public transport. I absolutely fucking hate driving. It terrifies me. I don't understand why something so dangerous and so expensive is widely accepted as being a necessity for everyday life. It is ruining my life, because my country has no good public transport.Many other European countries have good public transport, but I only speak English. Would I regret moving here? I love English people, and have several close friends who live there. I would only want to live somewhere that I can actually meet people, so no rural hamlets.
>>224440361these teachers only molest shagger lads anyway. It's never the sensitive-young-man shy 4chan-type lads they go for. It's the popular athletic lads who are probably already pumping 2-3 different birds from their year.These gimpy teachers want the love and affection they were denied from these lads when they themselves were at school.
Why is that titty type so common?
>>224440422>moving country so you can ride the bus with the tramps and kids
>>224440436dehydration
>>2244404165-6 weeks
>>224440422LONDONONDON
>>224440436don't care. arse man, you see
>>224440447So if they hydrate the tits fill out?
>>224440425Yeah probably, but i was cute and had a gf. Not a chad by any means though.
>>224440413not sure that's legal
>>224440416If you mean watching every episode of Family Guy from Season 1 onward, you're looking at roughly 100–110 hours total, depending on exactly which episodes/specials you include.That works out to approximately: Nonstop: ~4½ days 2 hours/day: ~50–55 days 3 hours/day: ~34–37 days 5 hours/day: ~20–22 days 1 hour/day: ~3½ monthsAnd since Family Guy is still running, the total keeps growing.
>>224440413>pratik
>>224440425theyre not necessarily from a different clique. it's not you need to be exceptionally nerdy to become a teacher. its that teachers have arrested development on account of never leaving school . same as footballers who work in the same environment from the time they enter academy at 6 to when they retire at 36. these women think its alright because in their mind they're the same as they were at 16 since they're in the same place
>>224440472That's why they've hired Pratek Shitty to enforce it.
won 200 quid on the premium bonds this month wahey
>>224440466yes it's scientific fact, there's no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact
General Hospital has aired more than 15,000 episodes.Assuming an average episode is around 40 minutes of actual content: 15,000 × 40 min = 600,000 minutes That's 10,000 hours 417 days watching 24/7 About 1.14 years nonstop 2 hours/day: ~13.7 years 4 hours/day: ~6.8 years 8 hours/day: ~3.4 years
>>224440495>these women think its alright because in their mind they're the same as they were at 16 since they're in the same placeSounds retarded enough to be true
daydreaming about whimsical lands of wizards and magic, peasants and kings, good and evil
>>224440511Did you really watch all that?
Love their legs
>>224440522That was Europe before woke
>>224440509get in
>>224440422Move to Rotherham lad, robust public services and a strong culture of something that some people might refer to as British.
>>224440527I'm more of a Passions fella
>>224440531the days of yore, of course
why is it that you can tell when it's a zombie simpsons episode just by looking at itobviously there's a different, more 'digital' look to zombie simpsons but surely they weren't drawing each frame by hand back in the good seasons
>>224440485Better get started then I suppose
>>224440238more like land of the pong shite cloud
the gamelan portion of absolute by scritti politti seems to send me into euphoric transcendent ecstasy
>>224440553>they weren't hand-drawing each frame back in the daythey were though. By they I mean sweatshop koreans paid a penny a day. No computer can ever match the soul of a little asian man working crushing labour conditions for poverty wages.
tbf the allure of living out my days in some neuralink fantasy lands of my making is quite strong
>Javier Milei said Argentina “will prevail” in efforts to reclaim the Falklands as he announced plans for sanctions on oil drilling off the islands. Argentinian flags are no longer welcome in /brit/ ok
video games
>>224440530:)
>>224440543I was going to say that you would get on with my grandmother. She's probably seen every episode of General Hospital. She has them on VHS lol
oscillating violently between it's over and we're back in regards to my hairline
>>224440553They did, they even made fun of this once with loads of Koreanchinamen drawing episodes of Itchy and Scratchy
business idea: send wave after wave of biomass to defend the Falklands, when Argentina kill them all they can have the islands back
>>224440530>>224440619
>>224440611What if you already are but you're just self sabotaging because of your inbuilt fear of happiness?
>>224440535I appreciate your suggestion.Will probably have to move wherever has jobs related to my field
>>224440631the government wouldnt dare risk hurting their precious third columnists. they're a protected class you see
>>224440642don't know what that has to do with elden ring
>>224440652Just move to NYC if you love public transit
it's you it's you it's all for you
>>224440660Oh that was meant to be for the swede. Not sure how I managed to click on you
Aya
>>224440652Rotherham is dangerous and rapey. That brit lad is pulling your leg. Move to Norway if you're very gay. The UK is a hate crime paki chicken shop.
>>224440672ok, your thoughts on video games?
>>224440642>>224440672could be, could be, but prefer not to think of it
I guess I'll just eat more drugs then
Mad how fit they are
>>224440620I bet I'd get on with your grandmother real well
>>224440436Ozempic
>>224440699Eat more hugs instead, with your arms
send Mouse to Falklandsif they so much as harm a hair on that boy's head then Argentina would have you lot to deal with!!!! not me as I can't stand him
can hear people moving aroundit's too quiet tonight
alright guys I’m in the gym surprisingly busy lots of Indians today
>>224440703Fanx lid i fink u fit too x
i smell like cheese today
>>224440712I can do both :)
>>224440710I'd rather you did to be fair. She's been lonely since grandfather died. I'd support her having a young trade bf why not. Live and let live I say.
>>224440733Yes you can.
>>224440685They've had their time in the sun and now they should move over and let a new form of media take over. Now is the age of endlessly scrolling social media.
well dark out today
>>224440754Love it. Can't take the bastarding sun, need it arrested before I go mad.
time doesn't exist hahaha
>>224440694Probably a wise decision there. Would hate to think it actually is all my fault.
>>224440741Wow look how obsessed the English are pathetic
>>224440765Wow you are high aren't you
cold out, irish whedderdon't know what the rest of the day I'll do. Maybe see about get some foood
>>224440774Precambrian /brit/ gimmick. only us oldheads will understand
>>224440771not really, nojust pleasantly engaged with true reality
嘘
Had an intention of riding my bicycle to my lunchtime barber visit but it's cold and grey and windy and I think I'll just drive my unnecessarily large diesel car instead. Mad how 1st of September rolled round and it just became autumn instantly
RIP
真実
Ireland is laughing at us about losing the Falklands
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Goonbell
>>224440778Like all /brit/ gimmicks Kev was stolen from elsewhere
>>224440800we must be better men
>>224440802Yeah I’m laughing too
hate when deanos put balaclavas on their car headrests, scares me every time
>>224440779Bless. I remember those days. Goodnight
>>224440835>>224440832>>224440830>>224440827>>224440810>>224440802>>224440800>>224440799>>224440790
just not in a good mood
Sending thoughts and prayers to NZ, must be hard living in a colder, poorer, more crime ridden version of Aus, and you have a silly accent to boot
>>224440872sad about the falklands that's why
>>224440872there there
bossman lemme get some blue crystal razz senpai, some black raws, and a maggie please boss
Random bullshit I slapped together last night
>>224440844Love this lad more than you'd believe
Spinach and feta gozleme with chips for tea
chatgpt plus is pretty great but it should be free for me
>>224440946it's a scrandemic
>>224440968very good meal there
Wife has spent probably a ridiculous amount of money on a "walking pad" which is like a treadmill but doesn't go fast and can't be used for running. Fully expect her to use it at her desk for a couple of days and then go back to sitting in a chair like a normal person and it will spend the rest of its life tucked under the bed. Trying to figure out if it's worth the effort expenditure to train the dog to walk on it so he can keep himself busy during the day
>>224440946broccoli looks a bit woody was it? and some thinly sliced scallions might go nicely with the coriander next time
>>224440918if they want it come take it
>>224440997next to one of these placed under the unplugged standing desk
>>224440997The person who can't be arsed walking his dog isn't the person who puts in the time and effort to teach it how to walk itself on an electronic pad.
>>224440950https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788508811339050.mp4
test
>>224441022She doesn't have one of those items yet but it will indeed be under the standing desk that has never been moved to the up position. >>224441029Dogberg gets two walks a day without fail but has 9 hours of downtime in between
>>224440946why did you slap them then
>>224441067Thankyou Hans you've made my morning much more betterer
I'm 2 degrees removed from Nicolas Cage because I fucked an escort who told me that she once fucked the director of one his movies, forget which movie it was but its one of the mediocre ones I think
i want Argentina to try and overtake the Falklands. they'll get heemed once again
>>224440997NPCs live like this
>>224440946Why so much coriander? Are you stopped up Jeffy?
spongebob big guy pants okay spongebob big guy pants okay
>>224440238I live there
>>224440983>Religion bad >This dish is an abomination to God Computes
>>224441113but how
>>224441113Bizarre lie
>>224441113we're all fae somewhere
>>224441113Haha no waaayyyy
>>224441113>citation needed
Normgoblins get a dog because they'd have no other reason to walk anywhere. Pathetic creatures
It Friday
Have any of you seen this New Zealish kino?
>>224441171Rebecca hi luv
>>224440915Pretty easy since I'm better than you personally in very single way
>>224441167mate you haven’t left your smeggy childhood room in 40 days and 40 nights
Think the UK can improve massively if you give the other cities outside of London greater autonomy, bringing back industrial activity, and connecting them together in one big fuck off subway system
>>224441193I'm praying and fasting
https://youtu.be/mPrGJPXQ3Gk?t=79
They should build a rail link between Wellington and London so I can visit my cousins
>>224441182Right, that's me told isn't it
>>224441202Let me tell you about your country
>>224441209praying for a clue, perhaps?
>>224441202another 2 trillion to HS2 (scaled back)
>>224441175I have it made me trans. Got my AGP all worked up and quirked up.
youtube is a very broken website
child
>>224441202agreed. also boot out all the you-know-whos
>>224441232We could all do with a clue or two. I'll pray for you too
>>224441087There are these stillhttps://i.4cdn.org/an/1788509947979188.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/an/1788509810654868.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/an/1788509877282787.webm
>>224441235they're making my front page and recommendations bad in a deliberate effort to get me to end my own life
everyone gotdamn knows how to improve britain, sweden, aus, the western world at large YET it is bordering on illegal to say it
>>224441229Let me continue. Make vocational education prestigious, move government departments there, make the city centres beautiful, and subsidise greggs
>>224441175No. But I like the Wolf Alice song inspired by it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KhC2qNLGd4
>>224441255>https://i.4cdn.org/an/1788509877282787.webm
>>224441260>47 likesAlright Chad
>>224441278You sound like a faggot ngl
>>224441226Sure
>>224441268Say it then
>>224441251hm indeed, and thank you
>>224441004Long stem broccoli purchased by the stein>>224441107Nah just like coriander
>>224441202*gives too much power to Brighton* oh no here they come
>>224441296Did I mention walkable housing estates or nah
cunty remark enjoyer: You sound like a faggot ngl
>>224441299grind, pulp, and pulverise the biomass so our roads no longer are troubled by potholes or just send them back
>>224441255>>224441287made this a while back:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788510274203482.webm
Rorke is a shagger His critics disagree But he's not a braggart And you're on HRT
Business idea: KILL WHITEY
Ridiculous, you suggest ways the poor unwashed masses can imorove their lot in life, and they stick their heads in the sand. Madness
>>224441348I remember when you posted this kek
>>224441356*invests 10 trillion*
>>224441348Oh to be a hamster on a wheel instead of a human trapped in perpetual cranktoil
Business idea: This cunt for UK PM
>>224441387King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men
>>224440946Would eat
>>224441387First Brexit, now this. State of it all
>>224441411People like him are why this country is a fucking shithole
>>224441387Quaint little tradition innitYou'd still have them if you hadn't trashed your ancient institutions in an series of suicidal conflicts
Mad how much I've mentally regressed in the last 5 years
>>224441435Ah you're back home
>>224441285>Wolf AliceGreat band
>>224441448Have you thought about wearing a nice coat and top hat
>>224441452No, im on a bus going to a port, posting with mobile data
>>224441294Alright
>>224441471I see. Safe travels x
>>224441471your life a movie
>>224441450unlucky. i'm naturally retarded
>>224441459Have you thought about sucking my dick?
Is 4chan removing posts with nitter links?
>>224441450Mental really
just wallaced my gromit
In Australia we can fit all our MPs in our parliamentary chambers so we don't have division corridors but we still have division votes so there had to be some way to address the chair while everyone was shuffling around the place so they used to put their hat back on. But now nearly no one brings a hat with them into the chamber so we developed the tradition of covering your head with whatever's to hand which is usually a piece of paper
I need to put my dog on a diet nigga is FAT
>>224441348Kekhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788510893920285.mp4
>>224441533You are fathttps://youtu.be/l9kn6a0GSis
>>224441486Thank you lad, gonna take the fairy in bit, im super hungry.>>224441488There was an unfortunate change of plans but it is what it is. >>224441508I tried to access it a few days ago and it said X has sent them a cease and desist to stop operarion
>>224441530Lol absurd race the Aussies
>>224441533lose weight fast with this one easy trick
>>224441533post fat dog lound eye
>>224441567what the helly
>>224441567Animal abuse
I'm a silicon based life form
>>224441567Jesus Christ I didn't know dogs had that much blood in them
I have no good posts left in me yet find myself still posting. Dilemma.
>>224441500Erm, no?
>>224441619You Will Never Be a Life FormDumb fucking clanker
im a sillycon based life form :P
sure we could have established colonies across the solar system by now if the axis had wonbut did you ever consider the human tollno, we all have to progress together, whites, blacks, asians, semites
>>224441646You should. Go and have a little think about that
>>224441554There's a couple of instances still up and I tried to make posts with links but neither have gone through
"No sex for 2 years and get paid $700 million can you do it ? "the normies are asking this question lolstate of itmind boggling how disparate their lives and understanding of the world and imagination is
>>224440832Decent
>>224441667I saw one yeaterday, im willing to bet money she was from Serbia or Bulgaria
can’t wait to go and die for some random island I don’t give a fuck about 8000 miles away from my country
>>224441710would be a cool trip though
>>224441683Of course, without even thinking about it
>>224441710You think they'll need to draft people to the Falklands? Do you ever think or is your flinch reaction just to go to the most doomsday interpretation of everything?
>>224441710we already have a military to do this for us
>>224441710That's literally the same position as Labour or the Conservatives. You don't think the current government would retaliate if Argentina invaded the Falklands again?
>>224441710I don't think they'll be conscripting for this one lad
>>224441681Shan't
Britain losing the Falklands is only right. Not your property is it? Not even close to being near the UK.
Would be kino if the Brexit Decade ended with the pirates losing the Malvinas
>>224441763Ill give them a cockemon
>>224441772You already did. I’m in your head. It’s over. You lost. Accept it
Part and parcel
Milei talks even more shite then TrumpThey're not going to invade the Falklands it's all bluster
>>224441782Only boomers give a shit about the Falklands
>>224441825Vibrant
Just realized google has their own shazam and it seems faster, neat
>>224441825Lido I go to had to bring in bag checkers and mandatory reservations because a couple of youths brought knives in and we're starting fights
>>224441837Fackinell was hoping that shitbait would lure in somebody but it's not even a good topic for it.
>A wave of wealth tied to the city’s booming AI industry is sending home prices soaring, triggering bidding wars with as many as 50 offers and leaving even buyers armed with $25 million in cash out in the cold, NPR reported>“You have to laugh just because it is so ridiculous and so beyond the pale,” Kitchen said.TAX THE RICH
Have this vague memory of not touching myself for like a whole year when I was about 15 or somethingThen the switch got flicked back on and I recommenced my career into eternal wankertude
>>224441825Typical English tourists. Same old shit every summer from the scum
>>224441120>abomination to godit's chicken thighs, broccoli, and kale. it's delicious and healthy
>>224441845cheeky chaps haha
>>224441844the goyim are allowed shazam, just not a functioning image search
drums are cool
we ragebaited the huzz last night and it was fire fr
>>224441874YeahYou know who plays the drums?Ringo Starr.
>>224441853I'm from there. Needless to say I can't afford it anymore.
>>224441861Got a svelte little body on you do you
>>224441899
might have a cheeky wfhtoil kip x
dunno if I could be arsed living in a mansion
>>224441899HIV status?
>>224441899would you like to come and live at my house? :) x
>>224441898dont care for the beatles but i like the thomas the tank engine theme
>>224441871Its unreal how bad it is, why is it like that?
>>224441909Yeah. Sickening that was some wholesome families first home 100 years ago, and now it's an exorbitantly priced commodity of some blood guzzling jew AI merchant.
>>224441844you can even use your own voice for it and it works pretty well
>>224441912Me? I don't have STDs. I'm not gay. >>224441921Why yes thank you bong. Nicest offer I've gotten all day
>>224441908I'm 5'8 130lbs. Normal healthy weight.
really enjoying my gay porn salads of late
https://youtube.com/watch?v=muGtWZhV6a4
the weird thing is that whenever the essence beyond whiteness, that is the light, good, awesome gloried power in this world acts, it is villified in favor of the darkness
my BMI is 21.8 which is right in the middle of the healthy zone
>>224441954Oh boy you sound breed able
POV: you've just asked Frodo Baggins if he wants to get a round in >>224441983
Was that tmi
>>224441945Damn
A slice of London. Yours for a mere three quarters of a million pounds.
Don't think that's what POV means
>>224442032Lmao
>>224442032Bet it's on a main road and has loud nons living next door as well
Five canned cocktails worth cracking openWhitebox Cosmo £5 (100ml) Ocado, 16.8%. Vodka, cranberry, lime and triple sec: cosmopolitans are making a comeback, and this one has me here for it.Reina Mezcalita £4.99 (200ml) Mex Grocer, 10%. A smoky, citrussy delight, and my favourite of the lot.M&S Served Mojito £3.35 (250ml) Ocado, 8%. Unlike this store’s cheaper premixes, this one has some complexity. Rum, mint and lime.Aperol Spritz To Go £3 (250ml) Waitrose, 5%. Inarguably good and utterly dependable. Literally does what it says on the tin.Moth Mango Margarita £4.15 (125ml) Waitrose, 14.9%. Ripe mangoes meet Tequila Enemigo and triple sec: 100% toothsome.
Going to have London's best burger this weekendHad it before and it really isThere's not much I look forward to these days but fucking hell this thing is lushTheir sides are retarded and all
>>224442057Bet you've never felt the touch of a woman
almost died of exhaustion while cooking and eating food
>>224442077where's thsi from>>224442084wow shock horror so has no one else here
>>224442084Bizarre ad hominem
>>224442077That looks mouth watering good bong. Can't say I blame you one bit
>>224442057It's Newham, so that's a given.
carry fucking diego
>>224442077I know this gets served by a man with a red beard and glasses wearing a black tshirt
>>224442077probably halal shite
English is only a language
>>224442107you're a bizarre fag homoman
Im on the fairy i can smoke ciggies
>>224442099Burger and beyond>>224442131Nah it's more the we're overly committed to making the best of X types rather than the two guys with a crazy idea types>>224442133Chicken is beef isn't
how do retail drones manage to live and work in London? Just don't understand how anyone earning below 40k manages it
>>224442063>100mlImagine being the kind of mincer who walks around with a 100ml can of anythingTaking dainty little sips from your fruity cocktail
>>224442172>Chicken is beef isn'tprobably shouldnt be supporting the slow creep of islamification in this country 2bh mate.
getting spotify ads where theyre speaking some godforsaken umbungo bunga bunga language (welsh)what on earth
>>224442176>how do retail drones manage to live and work in London?They're all council house aristocrats aka their grandma was poor in the 70's so they're entitled to 80% subsidised rent in the most dynamic city in the country forever and can pass it down to their childrenSome boroughs have almost half their housing as council housing so there's way more of these people than you initially think
>>224442099I'm happily married I'm just a misanthropic drug addict loser in other ways
Watching an Australian game showAn asian woman is dominating
>>224442225i wish i was an Australian game show
>>224442077Might go to the one in Brighton and get the single vegan option on the menu
>>224442201I'm the biggest rorke on the planet but ffs just let me enjoy my lunch
tomato sauce aka ketchup is vile
>>224442239Should go down the beach and sip on a couple of these after x >>224442063
Cheryl the Tiger Mum
Spoke too soon, Asian woman lost to an Asian man
>>224442247find a better place to eat lunch that isnt directly funding everything you dislike
>>224442256Fancy a bit of red sauce on me chips i dew
>>224442002listening to the lotr audiobook rn and indeed he would say something like that
dr poo
>>224442002sc
>>224441744FOY
screaming
>>224442264Cheering when you're a contestant and she comes out
pooberg screamingtoil
>>224442369>>224442369>>224442369
>>224440490>God bless bradley walsh's the chasethat one show at 5pm in TVNZ+
Send frogposters and incels to the Falklands immediately, don't arm them in any way just use them to exhaust the Argie munitions
>>224442390we'll turn it into /brit/ island if we survive
>>224442380>5pm in TVNZ+on at the same time here
>>224442440yoo thats soo cool whats next in 6pm then? the news?
>>224442263Sounds like a gay old time