>>224442369Wish I were a woman edition
can imagine anyone but the absolute dregs of society unironically watching charlie veitch. defo controlled opps
>>224442394what if you were raped
>>224442224"sure"
>>224442399there is a big fan in this thread. judging by the way he types he's also the alyssa spammer. his life is watching audit streams and posting girls on /brit/ lol
>>224442394I've had them all
are queenie
Lol, theres almost no greeks, all i hear is bulgarian language, wannabe roided thugs with their sillicone wives...
Had a dream I was in the film van helsing
Men can be raped too you bigot
deegs finding it impossible that someone could be married in a loving heterosexual relationship because hes never felt the warming touch of a woman
>>224442424good fillum that
>>224442437its one of his gay retarded gimmicks
>>224442430gay porn rape is only in the movies not real life
>>224442457No one told me this
Australian game show update: middle aged white woman heems young asian man and takes the lead
>>224442457not in America. quite common here
>>224442483describes your mum accurately
>>224442409You are incredibly mentally ill
>>224442483
>>224442451Whoms gimmicks?
Who would be Sanjay / Aaron / Sam in a UK version of Guy Mont Spelling Bee do you reckonI'd say dress Rosie Jones up in a ruffled shirt and corduroy suit
>>224442483She’s autistic. I feel bad for her
>>224442483feel sorry for that baby
>>224442483Know this isn't real because it is simply not possible to piss such a stream with an erection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxkYNdZJcE
Vile woman
>>224442502least illiterate /brit/mong
>>224442475Bet Rorke loves The Floor cause it's a bit like his Paradox games
>>224442483I hatte peeing with a boner tßh
paging doctor gay porn
Have a mate that is excluding himself from the friend group because the girl he's shagging loves drama and has started it with another girl. Stupid idiot has chosen temporary pussy over years of friendship and will surely be dumped and lose everything he once had. You can't teach some men.
>>224442550tell him not us you coward
>>224442530:) I am smrt
>>224442544Not really. The kid is gonna grow up a multi millionaire never have to worry about anything
what week of /brit/ is this
How is Bonnie Blue any worse than the average bird who has shagged 50 different lads in her teens and twenties? At least she got rich off it.The average woman has a bodycount that would make your eyes water.
We're entering black mould season lads. Please ensure that you dry your clothes indoors in a poorly ventilated space so that black mould has the opportunity to flourish. Then instead of taking advice and steps to remedy the situation complain to the local press about poor housing conditions.
>>224442550sounds like you’re glossing over a lot of the facts here and he’s probably justified in supporting her. you’re supposed to support your partner over your friends
>>224442564I can't he's excluded himself and I don't see him any more due to the aforementioned pussyole
>>22444259250 isn’t average you retarded incel
>>224442592She films it and gets fucked on video while pregnant and they piss on her
nigga
>>224442532Pretty impressed you could correctly guess what show I was watching
>>224442406If he was a woman he would like it
>>224442545Kid looks a bit like me
>>224442593you've got to feel for the 1-2 young kids from sub-Saharan africa who'll die of black mould this winter in London because their council house windows haven't been opened once in the 3 years they've lived there, lest the evil spirits get in
>>224442595He been shagging her for like 2 months. She's a brown 'they' and accused another mate's gf of being racist and he's backing her up instead of staying out of it
>>224442611well that says a lot about you mate. Me personally I’m not gonna go and watch my mums porn videos, bit strange u
I love children
>>224442637Can I watch your mum's porn videos?
>>224442650:/
heatherpaedo just can’t resist a mould-based gimmick can he?
>>224442650HIGHLY inappropriate
>>224442483You can't piss with a stiffy
chooseyou are both with 1 million in your bank account but your mum was peed on when you were in her womboryou are a poor little runt slug but your mum is a regular mong woman
Why is bonnie blue more popular than the other one who is cute? Is it because she does more depraved stuff?
>>224442635What's he like? A leftymong?
>>224442635why would he stay out of it when his gf says someone did something incredibly hurtful to her? you realise that’s not normal right?
do u fart when you sleepi don't think i do i think my arse saves them all for the next daythat's why i wake up and fart like 13 times in a row
enbie pussy CHANGED rorke
>>224442523Have you never watched legalporno gangbangs mate
>>224442730gf says i fart loads in my sleep and it gives her the ick
Brunchtime lads
Opinions on Gerry Adams
started watching oz
>>224442750the runtslop
>>224442710>workmates Nigga that kid will never have to worry about money or working
>>224442733Will I be mocked and ostracised if I say no? Also a bit weird that you need to specify in the name that the porn is legal.
>>224442744bet you fart cum loads you gay poof
>>224442760Used to be the goat now he’s gay
>>224442785Done him
time for a cuppa
mumberg murderously shrieking at me for anything at all including anything positive I do for her
>Wish I were a woman edition
pineapple and chaddar chaze on a shtack
For some reason it doesnt let me upload pictures from my phone
>>224442699Yeah but feels really performative, also heard him say based in real life conversation once which nobody else understood and I wasn't going to volunteer that I did. Suspect he's probably ex chud that is just saying what he thinks people want to hear
>>224442808surely the situation will resolve itself by hunkering down in your childhood bedroom for another 10 years, frozen with inaction
hairs going grey
that nazi statue of the ideal man or whatever its meant to be actually hits extremely hard. really powerful
>>224442483Gypsy prostitute nation outraged by immoral behavior
>>224442764leftypol absolutely loves this. he wants this scene everywhere
Why is it every time I see who's won the Omaze house it's either some tarq or some bottom of the barrel runt?Where's the people like me? Respectable but living in a smeggy HMO. I deserve that house more than these people.
>>224442483shes 27 but looks like in her 40s
>>224442834Based is common parlance for anyone who spends a lot of time online these daysThe "dirtbag left" use it a lot
>>224442851Not real is it
>>224442839No he isn’t. You’re going to have to keep living your miserable incel life, Putin isn’t going to get rid of all the normies and brown people for you.
>>224442835it’s hard to make a move
>>224442839Hope he does Tbh
How about its Poopin and he poops his pants
>>224442851Only bottom of the barrel runts and Tarqs enter those competitions. Runts because they’re retarded and you literally have a better chance winning some lotteries than you have winning that house, and Tarqs because they can afford to enter hundreds or thousands of times to give themselves a better chance.
>>224442869May be the case but I'm certainly not going to use it around my real life friends and go revealing my power level like that. Internet and irl should be kept entirely separate.
>>224442915god don't set them off completely unable to take even the lightest joke
Ze poopensharten
Do zoomers call each other incels at school? We used to call people virgins despite 95% of us all being virgins, but that has less connotations than incel.
>>224442915screeching
>>224442945Putin isn't going to fuck you lad
>>224442958Think zoomers have pretty much all finished school Bruce, you're looking at gen a who are as incomprehensible to the millennial as we were to the boomers
>>224442915at times, we 'barbecue' and add 'spices', ever heard of it? <3
>>224442944It begins
>>224442958They mostly call each other fag or faggot from what I've witnessed.
>>224442958>We used to call people virgins despite 95% of us all being virginswas a deep cut towards the tail end of the school years though by which time all the normal lads had popped their cherries and it was clear who was going to be lifelong virgins
>>224442915lmao
is the transwoman poster here? the one i was talking to the other day about agp?
>>224443001it was this guy wasn't it>>224442915
got this one absolutely hilarious post guaranteed at least a dozen replies only post it once every 3 years or so though saving it for now but you’ll know it when you see it
>>224442984LOL
>>224443024hi mate, i'm here
>u-uh we call it barbecue acktu-
>>224443001in the school yearbook i got voted most likely to become a 40 year old virgin and to be fair they were right
might start namefagging so the australians notice me
>>224442915nah this has done them good and proper
>>224443008I agree. The UK is a shell of it's former mighty self. So defeated they couldn't call up a military of Englishmen that even want to fight for that botched shithole at this point. What inspiring virtues of present day Britain are to defend-- unisex restrooms and black trans rights?
Thoughts on Ian Paisley
>>224443035bro tried to re-release his greatest hit
>>224443008Weird melty from a fellow Brit
>>224443049>the school yearbookYou're not American you didn't have a school yearbook
>>224443073>>224443089grow up ffs
please god don't let them find out it's copypasra
How it feels entering /brit/ as an aussie
>>224442915
It's all kicking off at the Reform Party Conference!!!!!!
we do a little wotanism
This is the man telling you to grow up
Ive arrived now i gotta find another bus
>>224443001Even towards the end loads were virgins who lied
>>224443119Labour are desperate
>>224443105
>>224443161free bag
corr
>>224443149well yeah but we're not counting the "yeah it was with a girl I met on holiday" or "she goes to a different school" mongs who everyone knew were lyingthe lads who actually shagged could have proved it easily, because everyone knew they had a thing with [bird]
>>224443137Pretty shocking how zesty he is, never expected that before i first heard him speak
>>224443168
>>224443196thought this weirdo converted to islam?
>>224443196sweet as a sugar plum
[anon's mum]
>>224443204:P bleh!
"giant BBQ puffs"haha
>>224443184Is that george wash a lot in the back?
>>224443088we did have one. don't know what else was in it as i didn't buy it
need to change my life in a thousand different ways and have no idea how to even start it's too overwhelming
Possible literal paid Russian shill in this thread having a meltdown because nobody finds Putin threatening or scary
>>224443218*reverted
>>224443247?
would love to bounce on an aussie posters cock
right so i’ve eaten beans 3 days in a row yet my flatulence hasn’t been affected, how’s that work then
Rorke moving to Benidorm (he'll complain endlessly about it being different to the Uk)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWqimMpbTyU
*patiently waiting for australia's next banger*
>>224443275The major criticism of Benidorm is it isn't different to the UK
>>224443272um um um
>>224443273depends on your gut microbiome
>>224443272We're all women here, sorry :/
>>224443242well he's about 5'4 and has no chin hard to be scared of him
>>224443273On the flip side I've had protein shakes two days in a row and my arse is haunted with shitdemons
>>224443217would turn her straight
>>224443288I don't really care enough to differentiate the brit enclaves sorry
>>224443240Get a part time job in a supermarket > pay for driving lessons > get a job driving a supermarket delivery van (pays more) > rent a small flat to get away from your parent(s).You won't do any of these things because the problem isn't that you "don't know how to start" but rather you are terminally afraid, so instead of putting any time into something you perceive to be the wrong fit or beneath you, you will instead spend many more years doing absolutely nothing.
>>224443300Massive milkers
>>224443279I LOVE HER TO BIT I WANNA KISS HER ON THE LIPShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS_DBKDtKCk
>>224443340unironically stopped me from clicking on reddit links in the google resultsno chance i download an app or even log in
>>224443337You can't rent a flat on those wages though
>>224443340sc
bout to smoke a faggggggg
speaking of beans, today lunch is pan fried salmon with a bean-salad and coleslaw >>224443290then mine might be in top shape since haven’t been bloated, groggy or fart-y lately
bro's posting creations mad scientist ahh nigga get your ass back to the drawing board fuckass dr doom
>>224443340I can just ask google ai to tell me what the thread is about.
>>224443358salmon cooked so long its turned into leather
she's my looksmatch
>>224443356/brit/ does not approve of gun violence against homosexual men
>>224443381they're years ahead of us in washing machine tech
>>224443393scxw7raf
>>224439909>Most women just hormonally change after kids and don't want sex any more, well documentedIf you showed an attractive man to a 40 year old MILF she'd be all over him
>>224443386it has a lovely seared surface don’t be so bitter
My looksmatch.
>>224443391I love her
>>224443416screrrr
>>224443430lets see the inside then (you wont because you know you fucked it up)
humming schubert's die forelle for no particular reason
>>224443419bodied that poster from over 3 hours ago
>>224443419Mate was this incel post really so important to delve that far back for?
heating on, windows openthe germans call it flunffenschtaffelwaffen and it helps get all the old stale air out and prevents mould
heading to the park call me an outcel
>>224443478reminds me of my sister
>>224443358Nutritionless slop
>>224443478Rape
You lot just cry about minorities and seethe about being virgins in your little /brit/ threads don't ya
>>224443478so plump and fuckable. almost looks fake
>>224443473Animays and ticky tockys
>>224443504no I don't think so
>>224443478marfa got the tits and roobes got the arse
>>224442770At what cost?>>224442710>piss babyYea that's the least of that
>>224443530marfa got everything except the arse
>>224443502Nary a tater to be seen
in this house imran zakhaev is a hero end of story
>>224443520Niggas wanking off on webcam like it's 2005
>>224443543marfa has a better arse than roobenstein
marfa is actually so fit I should marry her
/brit/ gets so sassy about food lol x
>>224442635Are you fucking daft?>>224442789The GOAT in what way? Apparently his dad was raping everybody
>>224443560i wank to them both regularly and that's a straight up lie
Do antidepressants actually work do they just make you dumber and more zombified
>>224443583grow up
>>224443589only thing "growing up" is my cock when i see ruby's arse
>>224443570in my culture food is considered important
>>224443587you're already a dumb zombie so they'd have no effect on you. better off jumping in front of a train retarded jeetbrained runt
>>224443594grow up
>>224443612strange outburst
>>224443608
Will we see remigration in our lifetime?
>>224443612bizarre
>>224443576>Are you fucking daft?I'm not even going to dignify that question with a response. Oh wait I just did.
>>224443618poundshop jd vance
>>224443391Seen her somewhere but can't remember where.
>>224443659who is this adult actress?
>>224443629This has genuinely upset me
>>224443659that is a `fat bum' woman
>>224443629pretty sure rorke spoke of this at some point here
>>224443659Not even remotely attractive
>>224443653Funny how a bullet to the head can immortalise you
wife got everything in the divorce, even my arse
>>224443659Jason Luv x Dredd and so on
>>224443694how is that funny
>>224443659I have to say I initially was appaled by Bruce Dickinson's decision to transition but now I see that cake and think "gaht DAYUM"
>>224443502are you actually brain damaged
>>224443629why does leftypol worship these people?
>>224443727bigger willies unironically
right time to do today's Wordle and Connections
>>224443659It's annoying how it's literally so fucking easy for a women to be sexually arousing. Literally just jiggle a bit and I'm at full mast. How do I gain this power?
>>224443756you gonna cry if you lose
>>224443629how much more evidence do leftists need
>>224443767oh you mad
>>224443756today's wordle is gay and unfair
>>224443709malaponte
>>224443699why are men expected to initiate the wedding but are also the biggest losers when divorces happen
>>224443772Of what?
>>224443713
>>224443789they aren't, they do better out of marriage and divorce than women
>>224443789Men have a much greater need for female companionship. Research shows that women are much less likely report that their husband is their best friend in middle age and beyond. Men are much more likely to think of their wife as their best friend. We are highly emotionally dependent on their approval.
>>224443786thats 3 words
>>224443834I've mostly seen the opposite to be true, especially with regard to child custody and house custody
just had a frothy poo
I clogged the toilet earlier with wee
imagine one of those coffee machines that spray steam everywhere, it was like that
>>224443766I never lose>>224443786It was okay, got it in 4
going to make another coffee if that's alright with you
>>224443910it's not alright with me
used to read the divorce cases when i worked in a solicitors. made me glad i wasn't married or had kids
my arsehole is howling right now
>>224443910It is, in fact, not allright with me
only went and left the gf because she were too needy
>>224443870bet it looked like milkshake
>>224443923>>224443927well I'm going to, and there's nothing you can do to stop me
you’re done for rorke.
>>224443945absolute UNIT
I dont drink alcohol, coffee and sugary drinks and I dont smoke nicotine.
>>224443935it did, you know your poos
>>224443945Constable Meal Deal
raped today's wordle
>>224443945Looks like photoshop to me.
>>224443945super cute
>>224443953ok 190 nobody cares
>>224443945*slowly jogs away*
>>224443945mother and daugher duo
might move to rorkeistan
Funposting....>images of vans exploding, rapid scrolldowns of 4chan threads and teenagers crying...is not fun.You WILL be reportedYou WILL be bannedRegards,The Royal Corps of Internet Janitors/4chan division
>>224443999exploding van was the first 4chan meme i ever saw
>>224443999Nice report announcement
>>224443945deploying tactical meal deal
any poo man in?
>>224443945TF2 heavy with sandvich
wasted my week off, haven't i? completely and utterly wasted it.
Henry the VIII wouldve loved BASE jumping
>>224444046and you'll do the same next week
Enri de ayth
made boiled eggs and the place reeks of fart
>>224444080wasted my life award, granted by st peter at the pearly gates
>>224444100mousenonce
didn't make the new award
>>224444156New award for what?
was going to make a new but then remembered i can't be arsed and fucking hate you all
>>224444175>>224444175>>224444175
>>224444040underrated post
>>224442621If he were a woman, ESLbro
watched eden lake >It is among a group of roughly contemporaneous films that deal with concerns about "Broken Britain" and "hoodies"2000s teenagers were all mental it seems
