Would you rather live in Norway or Greece, if both were equally rich?
>>224467084Probably greece. Much nicer weather, better food and interesting cultural hertage.
>>224467084Probably Norway. Much cooler weather, healthier food and impressive landscape.
>>224467272In Norway you have to dress like an onion with many layers, in Greece you can just put on a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops for half of the year.
>>224467321>Greece you can just put on a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops for half of the year.>Just burgermax your style bro
>>224467084GreeceI hate the cold.
>>224467343you can dress like a hobo, if you have a nice personality and treat women with respect
I choose Norway
>>224467084NorwayI'm done with the heat and brown people
>>224467084Norway, Greece is uninhabitable regardless of its wealth
>>224467321So? I don't like Greeks. They're too loud, smiley and have no sense of personal space. Also, I hate Greek salad and hot weather 24/7.Maybe it's good for you, but certainly not for me.
>>224467084Greece one trillion times.
>>224467084neither I would live in the USA, canada, australia and maybe argentina though
>>224467084Greece.Good food. Good weather. Good nature in the north. A thousand islands to explore.Cheap super good prostitutes in Athens.Amazing people.Turkey and eastern europe not far for cool adventures with my car.Greece. Greece. Greece.
i'd rather die than live in some shitty europoor village
GREECE GREECE GREECE
>>224467272>cooler weatherYes. Absolutely.>impressive landscapeYes. Norway is stunning.>healthier foodNo. Big fat NUH.
>>224467084Norway, I don't like hot weather and I can learn the local language in one week
>>224467321>t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops for half of the year.why only half? i wear that most of the year here.
>Guys i will never fuck amazing tanned greek goddesses because of the le heat.I want to capture sheltered noirdoid and bring him on a forced Europoid tour with me.You people need to explore the wonders of your continent outside of scandinavia.
>>224467321Norway is so big that the weather is different in the various part of Norway.
>>224467084Norway is too autisticGreece is too dirtyGermany it is
>>224467084>Assuming Norway becomes Greece-levels of poorGreece>Assuming Greece becomes Norway-levels of richNorway, I prefer the cold
>>224467084Nice pic of Bergen anon. A lot of people say it is the prettiest nordic city, many say it is the prettiest city in Europe and some even say it is the best looking city in the world.
>>224472572this looks depressing
Norway. If Greece was as rich as Norway it would be the first country to get completely demographically replaced by foreigners due to their geographic proximity to the Middle east and North Africa
>>224472943Oh and I absolutely HATE tourists and every town and city that centers their economy around them. In Norway that would be a bit more tolerable
Norway Rich Blonde twinks Greece Delicious food Mild climate I choose Greece. My appetite wins out over my libido. Food makes up 70% of life's pleasures.
>>224467084Greece during winter and Nrorway during summer.
>>224467673Feta salad is God-tier
>>224472748I know what you're thinking "omg so classy looking it must be boring" Don't be fooled by the looks, Bergen has the best EDM scene in the nordics https://youtube.com/watch?v=A827gJXqVs8Maybe Berghain in Berlin is better but atleast everybody can be part of the party in Bergen
Norway, in that town goes without sunlight for 6 months. I am a Vampire (Ventrue master race)
>>224472748Hans, the bunkers the occupying ww2 nazis built in Bergen are used for rave parties now https://youtube.com/watch?v=pcThrsRGItYFinally, they could be put to a useful purpose.
>>224467084greece is much more familiar and i wouldn't feel out of place especially in northern greece, while norway is entirely alien to me.
>>224467084Norway, its closer to civilization(Germany).
>>224467084I'd stay here. I love both the weather and the culture here and I'm always happy to be returning home after traveling abroad.
>>224467084Greece. Better weather, better food(stolen from us) more human(they feed their guests)
>>224473906Jesus those names are beyond soulless.
>>224473978here's the full list from chatgptİmam bayıldı (Ιμάμ μπαϊλντί) — Turkish/Ottoman origin; the name and dish are firmly associated with Ottoman Turkish cuisine.Karnıyarık — Ottoman Turkish eggplant dish; the Turkish name literally means “split belly.”Sarma — Turkish/Ottoman culinary tradition, from Turkish sarmak (“to wrap”). However, the broader practice of wrapping food predates the Turks, so this is best described as a Turkish/Ottoman culinary form, not an absolute Turkish invention.Dolma — Turkish/Ottoman tradition; dolma derives from Turkish dolmak (“to be filled”). Again, stuffed vegetables have older Near Eastern antecedents, so “Turkish invention” would be too absolute.Köfte / Greek keftedes — the Greek form is connected to Ottoman Turkish köfte. However, meatball traditions are widespread and ancient, so this is not unequivocally a Turkish invention.Loukoumi (lokum) — Ottoman Turkish confectionery; Greek loukoumi comes directly from Ottoman Turkish lokum. This is one of the clearest cases of Turkish/Ottoman origin.thanks for the two sweets i guess
>>224474778Get used to it, hand egg will only continue to gain in popularity amongst Europe's secret Americans traitor class.
>>224474890Doubtful. It's extremely niche, basically like cricket outside of Britain and Ireland.
>>224467084This is a fun fact you won't find in tourist brochures: Did you know that Bergen is now the largest consumer of cocaine and Meth-amphetamine in Europe!? Not Amphetamine but the american version Meth-amphetamine. We all know that this is because of the EDM scene. So what will it be anon? Do you want to sit in a sweaty greek street cafe and simp on lunk low quality beer or wine, or do you want to be in Bergen for some funFUN? wohoo!!! https://youtube.com/watch?v=aXHJhwy0eMQ
>>224467084Greece is nice and all but i wouldn't live there. Last time i was there it was riots everyday and people was grateful for one euro. Like the streets suddenly just erupts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUcANCLe0Ek
>>224467084Norway. I visited said country in 2018 and really liked it.
Norway.I hate Norwegians and the food is garbage but I cannot stand brown people weather.
this thread made me realize why autists die alone
>>224467084Depends on how social gayreeks are with nordic spergs. I'd definitely fit in better in norgay but we're far more asocial, I'm not a social butterfly but it's always better when I go against my nature in that regard. Plus it's comfier when you can relax outdoors at all times of the year.
>>224467084Norway because snowy kino
This is not a dilemma at all. Norway is a frozen shithole at the end of the world.
>>224474945>Germany: The top European market with roughly 19 million to 21 million total fans, including about 3.6 million who follow the sport closely. More than half of these fans are between 16 and 39 years old>United Kingdom: Houses around 6 million fans (with over 3 million avid followers), showing strong engagement in TV broadcasts and merchandise>Age Breakdown: Unlike legacy sports with aging demographics, over a third of NFL fans in both Germany and the UK are under the age of 35>Live Games: Regular-season NFL International Series games in cities like London, Munich, and Frankfurt routinely sell out in minutes with tens of thousands of attendees. Expansion continues with games heading to Madrid and ParisWho cares what you doubt? The numbers speak for themselves and they'll only continue growing.
>>224477010Snow is just a thing in arctic Norway or up in the mountains where nobody lives. Rest of Norway barely see any snow during winters because of climate change
Greece because I fucking hate cold
>>224467084Norge, i wouldnt be first Finno-Ugric there
>>224477245Stop being cocky. Norway is the most important country in Europe now. If it wasn't for us then every euro shithole would collapse.
>>224467673Assuming they're equally rich means Greeks would become civilized
>>224467272>healthier foodDoes he know?I mean, it's just imported low quality non-fresh fruits and greens and ultra-processed slopAlthough if you are rich you can eat locally sourced high quality ingredients I guess
>>224479147let's swap places, because I'm tired of the piece of shit Greek summer and tourists
>>224477010Not where people actually live kek >>224475764Very german opinion, you people seem to love it here.
>>224480355Feels good to be important n' shiet
>>224467084Greece. Norway has great scenery but the places and people are soulless, also the weather is even worse than here.
>>224467084Norway would get boring fast, not to mention it would be impossible to make friends there without proving you have a direct line to Harald Hardrada o algo
>>224467084greece any daynorge is scary theyre too orange and wierd
>>224477649>Houses around 6 million fans (with over 3 million avid followers), showing strong engagement in TV broadcasts and merchandiseThere are a few people that are into it but it's nowhere near that level, it's still niche. It will never become popular here, we already have enough sport and it's just turn based rugby + adverts.
I love my people, so Norway all the way for sure. I am not an idiot, but i love my people so much and miss them a lot when i am abroad. Their stupid shit they do, but we are like siblings everyone.
>>224473906>Vienna VikingsKek, do they really?
>>224467084I would pick norway because I live in norway and its very cool, yes
>>224467673>pls tsaaar we nordic like u let us in tsaaar
>>224467084Norway, even if Greece was richer.I just love Scandinavia. It's like England if we didn't fuck it up.
>>224472943Smart post
>>224475958kek I love the Scandinavian rivalry, it's fascinating from the outside
>>224467084Norway with global warming and all, but Greek islands and mountains would also be a viable choice. The cities look awful though. Also I prefer lower population density
NorwayGreece only has 10 years TOPS before it becomes unliveable because of climate (should've listened to Greta)
>>224483693True if you want to make friends nordic countries are a big nono. They hate everything that doesn't look exactly like them regardless of their value as human beings, which is why historically they accomplished jackshit
>>224484422We've accomplished quite a lot thoughever
>>224484583yeah nordicfuzzcon in malmö was great, would go again
>>224484583t. ikea cardboard vp
>>224467084Norway.They seem to like me well enough, but they're happy to leave me to my own devices... plus I'd cook to death in Greece.
>>224484583Having a nice society after slaughtering any dissonant appearance or thoughts. Other than that not so much
>>224484697remember when you drove your volvo (swedish car) through a tunnel (created with swedish dynamite) then crashed and flew out your car and DIED yesterday?oh wait you didn't because your seatbelt (swedish three-point belt) saved you
>>224484803He lives in Rome. He drove his Vespa directly into the backside of a fat nonna. Most action she's had in years.
>>224485002you will never be nordic mykola
>>224485256Correct. I was born here, and my dubious pedigree will not change that.But... ... but... there's enough Norse bleach to cut through everything else that's ever been thrown at me ma's family. Get knocked up by the bartender on a trip to Ocho Rios? Don't worry about it! That kid's gonna be as blonde and blue as the rest of us!
>>224483693> it would be impossible to make friends there In Norway, you make friends through school, work, the gym, and things like that. What is it like in your country? Through the neighborhood?
>>224467084NorwayGreece is a big big shithole and the people are awful
>>224467084Norway, we should have been Nordic
>>224486369Same everywhere, there's just this idea that Nords refuse to make new friends after high school unlike Meds and browns whom collectively are all great close friends>>224467084Norway, but I would immediately escape to the winteriest region no matter how far it is from cities
>>224488130Nords don't consider you as human if you're not one of them. An Italian is equivalent to a xenomorph in their eyes
>>224488273If you came here and were sociable everyone would love youThe confusion is because foreigners don't know how to socialize with us, and we can't help them because we don't understand what we're doing either. Also a warm and genuine nordic welcome makes an Italian feel like they hate him, because we're just naturally more restrained even to each other.
>>224488273you are talking to a people whose culture universally attracts somalis be it America or Europeyou are just doing it wrong
>>224467084greece
>>224486369>the gymidk about that, I've been going for years and only had a full on conversation with a stranger once, a boomer guy
>>224489339aren't those somalis all poorly integrated and very lonely? so his point still stands
>>224489937second gen migrants either turn out normal or they go full schizo, like becoming islamists whereas their parents might be much moderate, veing depressed or inceldom. Usually they adopt american negro culture, mixing ebonic meme slang, norwegian and arab terms into an unholy concoction
>>224467084Never been desu, can I visit them before making my choice?
Greece so I can eat feta cheese!
>>224488273What kind of wild encyclopedia have you read? This is not the case in Norway
Greece, I can't live anywhere north of Florence. That perennial grey overcast weather that is typical of central and northern Europe is too depressing
>>224489937They are incapable of integrating here how on Earth would they integrate THERE
>>224467084>equally richYou didn't specify whether both are Norway tier or Greece tier though. Because honestly a nordic country with med prices sounds awesome. I could probably live there just on my investments while still getting a similar culture to Finland.
>>224491992I mean, I wouldn't say you were the friendliest people I've ever encountered, but if I was at a bar (either after playing a show, or entertaining myself on a night off), if someone wasn't avoiding my gaze, and I gestured "Come join us. Drink and be merry" I'd probably make at least one new friend. Probably way easier among metalheads - there is an obvious common bond.
>>224492288>They are incapable of integrating here how on Earth would they integrate THERESome amerifat already asked about this yesterday, if black people was on the same school as whites. Bergen city is tight and claustrophobic, there are no space for segregation so everybody goes on the same schools. It works out fine and iooks something like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOi39ER7FjQThe downside about a non segregated city like this are less authentic ethnic food stores. A chinatown or muslim enclave doesn't exit there. Boring would some say
>>224467084If I was rich then greece, absolutely mogs in food and nature, and life as long as you are not a designated slave like me. Pic related I watch how non-greeks eat beef without it and I pity them.If Im not rich then norway. Norway is better than designated slave in greece.
>>224467321>in Greece you can just put on a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops for half of the yearnot true by the way by late September/early October it'll be too cold for that and it's not warm enough for "just a shirt and flip-flops" until early-mid May
>>224494436If it's sunny i'll wear tshirt and shorts even in the middle of winter (and at least half of winter is like that), as long as it's above 16-17c i'm okay with it, above ~12c i'll wear a tshirt with hoody and if i'm walking for a while i'll take off the hoddie and just be with my tshirt. Also october and april are basically summer lmao.
>>224494436Could you recommend a comfy place to visit except Athens and Rhodos in Greece?
>>224494505based fellow autist. You do the hot/cold shower thing too?
>>224494505>>224494532oh never mind, 12c=hoody is rookie numbers.
>>224494532Cold baths ruined it for me. I sat in a waterfall everyday with my buddy for three months and it just got colder and colder. We stopped when it came ice. Now i cant stand heat because of cold resistance. You become addicted to the cold.
How many rich people move to Norway and how many of them move to Greece? The ratio has got to be something like 1:1000 for Greece.
>>224494560>Now i cant stand heat because of cold resistance. You become addicted to the cold.trvke, to be honest i was doing that 10 years ago not now.>>224494512Id like to but ill doxx my area. There is already an israeli colonization attempt at the moment, courtesy of our goblin PM. Dont want JIDF to discover the place. Pity you were in for some pretty cool outdoor activities too.
>>224494532Actually I used to for quite a while, and I get the appeal, but I stopped. I'm already fit and eat very strictly I don't need that shit to keep me on my toes.
>>224494599I did it for health and discipline but then I did it cause i became addicted to cold. Then I stopped cause I was getting heat strokes in summer lol. >eat very strictlyno gyros all day for me
>>224494541Well it depends how hard I'm excercising, I can take off my hoodie I think at 7-8C if I'm coming back from the gym.
>>224494625My disciple in order for you to discover the true autism you need to go out in flops and t-shirt at minus degrees and be oblivious or indifferent at everyone in the street dying from hypothermia with 2 boufans on staring at you.
>>224494713I've done worst.
>>224494864kek gg
>>224467321that is not a good thing
>>224495007i just wear shorts and a tshirt
>>224467084Can't give up on Norwegian qveens like that.
>>224493649Going to the same schools isn't integration if the 2nd 3rd and so forth gens of immigrants still act like a different kind of people.
You would probably be scared if you met me in the grocery.
who the fuck is reviving this thread
>>224474778taking example from the best naming conventions of murrican teams
>>224467084Norway. I much prefer the climate. In fact, I'd move to Hammerfest for the optimal northern weather. Been there twice in the winter.
>>224490022Yeah because we reject them and call them foreigners even if they have no existence to their parents culture outside of being brown skinnedIf you got told you didnt belong to the only thing you know you'd be schizo too see our general
Scandis and other snowniggers are not allowed to post in this thread. Their opinion doesn't matter here.
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>>224498635Which nationalities would you consider able to become "proper" Norwegians with subsequent generations? I remember some Danish drama about a local born Afghan woman who wasn't accepted although she looked fully white
>>224499743That anon is full of crap don't listen to him
>>224467084norway in summer, greece in winter
>>224501227I wouldn't say so, it happens in France and it's starting to happen here as well with the first batch of 2nd gens turning feral
>>224467084Norway, no more heatwaves
>>224473906Helvetic mercenaries?We're they ok with that name?
>>224467084Norway because better climate
Depends, if I had a gf/wife - only Norway, because from what I deduced after hearing from my female cousins what their Greek holidays looked like, I would be cheated the very next day after coming to Greece.
>>224494436come to think of it, I retract my statement, Greece is probably a lot warmer than I think, I just don't realize cause I'm nocturnalif I was out and about around noon all the time I'd probably think t-shirt season lasts longer too
>>224484395Time to move to antartica then.
