british bulldog edition
hey y'all
Im fooked
her daughter is fit
>>224497636wagwan me riggidy rasta
thats them both done
good morning my best friends
>>224497654thank god she never took her mums sharp bird like features
preferred stacy to her mom to be honest
want a bacon sarnie but cant be bothered to get out of bed to make it
>>224497664it doesn't work when you say it about your own posts lad
>>224497673hi x
>>224497608That black self hating shooter was a sharty poster. Truly bizzare how he ended up like that. There must've been a side discord recruitment things going. A bunch of zoomers got radicalised over tiktok. Too much time to themselves on the computerSturdy.chan was another big altchans, born from tiktok general on /wsg/ that was kicked off the board cause of groomers and nonces iirc
>>224497649Bok Fooked, ja sam Tata
spike island, come alive
>>224497687swing and a miss big guy
>>224497686well that's you fucked then isn't it
>>224497687done him
>>224497678
off for my run in a minutejust charging my watch haha
>>224497690altchans do get a bit wacky
>>224497678Remember that shot of her feet
yeah you could go for a run or you could do the gay porn dance
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/sarnie/country/gb/start/2026-06-01/Looks like Pajeet unlocked a new word
>>224497718of the mom? when she comes out of the swimming pool? crinkly disgusting old lady feet
how come kelly cates is still kelly cates if she's divorced. it was bad enough taking another man's name when your father is kenny dalglish but not going back to it when you have the chance is like pissing on his grave
stacy's mumhas a got a nice bum
get the sausages friedget the coffee brewedget the pomegranate juice poured
>>224497727blud just found the archive and now thinks he’s sherlock homes looooool
>>224497742same with cheryl cole
>>224497749saaaaaaar
>>224497742branding
>>224497678ye i never got that. the actress in the video is mad cute and there's nothing sexier than a girl your own age. some times even if im not attracted to someone they might even be ugly to me the moment i find out they're the same age as mine it all changes
>>224497727>>224497762genuinely bizarre train of thought
>>224497758her dads a povvo though. who cares
sucking a sarnie
nth for the holodem
recall being taken to Madame Tussaud's wax museum as a young kid and thinking even then that it was absolute shite
katie's mum has drunk too many rumsshe can't give consent but I've got my cock in katie's mum
>>224497768dalglish is a much bigger brand than cates. every knows her as kelly daglish and always did the mental substitution when they see her ont elly
you stockpiling food?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA
>>224497777no no no nooooo saaaaar please do the needful saaaar i am british just like you saaaarrr look i say sarnie like britisher saaaar
>>224497786>off-centre womb tatdoesn't hit the same
The replacement of warm, orange sodium lights with cold, white LEDs is one of the greatest crimes against humanity of our time.
>>224497807wish i could experience what it's like to have your brain for a daybet it's mad in there
>>224497862You are playing a character ranjesh.
might go to auschwitz and stand obnoxiously behind old jewish people who are solemnly reading the plaques as I talk about the plight of gaza
>>224497840dont think it really compares to holocaust or rwanda or that but that's the difference between you and me rorke
>>224497690>zoomers got radicalised over tiktokCovid*>>224497717Frrr I saw an egirl goonsico post a cosplay at a Newcastle Metro station and a /ttg/ on her laptop. Piqued my interest being my city and all. I thought she was posting on /tg/ or sum shit but nooope. I went down the molehill recently bloody heck
>>224497840LEDs are significantly more power efficient and more reliable than sodium lampsWe could just put orange filters over LEDs instead
no I won't eat it !
>>224497910Who gives a fuck about efficiency grow up
>>224497819Towa is pure :3
>>224497911this is enshittification manifest
>>224497911eeee by 'eck like that's a decent selection for oop North I tell thee
>>224497911the north is fucking strange
>>224497874you are mentally ill nigga!!
>>224497934Just keep them warm all day yum!
that Veritasium video about the japanese guy who invented the blue LED was a good one. Probably the pinnacle of their channel.
>>224497894your life is abysmal
>>224497922grown ups care about efficiency
>>224497934imagine finding 50p on the side of a road 60 years agothat's a bloody feast
>>224497946you're the same pajeet that accidentally said britisher a few times, exposing yourself
What does rorke think of reform's implosionIn retrospective anything led by nige has a habit of failing a few years after it gets big
>>224497952there was like 50,000 workers passing by back then to head off to the mine or the shipyards. those sandwiches wouldnt be sitting more than 15 minutes. nowadays its the 5 workers from the DWP office next door
>>224497934We fixed that for you. Is there anything Americans can't do?
>>224497956teenagers and ocd freaks with undeveloped brains care about efficiency because they treat life like a sim city game. Real grown ups transcend that faggy little phase of their lives and understand the beauty and majesty of the human tapestry of life and its preservation.
>>224497973schizophrenia
>>224497969doubt anyone would be that careless with 50p back then
The singular (1) maccas in Jersey
>>224497934I'll take a liver sosage boss
>>224498004no actually. adults and not teenagers work at the organisations who install street lights, you dumb fuck
>>224498015it could happen!
>>224497969>>224498015They didn't have 50p coins 60 years ago
>>224497954Nah it was very revealing, a fun info dive
Work trying to make me go for a company trip to the zoo but I hate the zoo, it makes me sad to see them in captivity. I just want to do my work, I didn’t take this job to go to the zoo.
>>224498003not enough of them, there's some gaps
>>224498041not the point you nerdy wee dick
Scr
>>224498034autistic freaks in the retard 18-25 demographic over-represent public opinion and therefore warp the feedback companies receive about what the public want. Autismos like you on 4chan specky nerd freaks going ermmm ackshually its more efficient is practically the only opinion these companies have to go by
>>224498058FOY
>>224498041inflation is insane if they didn't even need 50p coins back then
might become the first mcdonalds franchisee on skye. you'll see me on the news
>>224498066fuck up
>>224497840corr sodium lampsbring the warmth back
>>224498066shut up you boring bastard
>>224498095saaaar bloody bloody bastard saaarrr have sarnie britisher sirs
the whole thing is a mummer's farce
melty
rick beato my cock off
awful aggy for a sunday morning
>>224498066>the zoomers are ruining streetlightswhat level of zoomer derangment syndrome is this
full of anxiety this morning
>>224498055Try Popeye's you'll love it
>>224498069No it was because 60 years ago we didn't use p we used £ s and dBefore decimalisation you see
>>224498107you've been done
pajeet exposed
>councils shape policy based on 4chan posts deary me step foot outside for once in your grotty life
>>224498107mento illness x
it's the boomers' fault
>>224498124Interesting. Usually I feel fine in the morning, and anxiety comes at night.Hope you feel better soon.
lil bro still thinks hes a teenager btw
>>224498124grow up
might take the fast to five daysfunny how easy not eating can be when you’re in the right depressed mental state
>>224498124it looms
The zoomers are making street lamps more efficientActually no it's the jeets
>>224498112finish the bloody book george
>>224498124Get the caffeine in, tea not coffee tho
>>224498178cheer upgrow up
really really hate indians tbqh
I guess this is a good time to bring up the fact that I call it ground beef
Böömer Waffen SS are done playing around with gender benders. It's time to burn the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft
autismo brain can't comprehend nuance in statements again
>>224498178>5 daysNoThat is so unhealthyEat some food please
>>224498209Lol. Honorary.
>>224498178did 3 days once and started seeing bright white spots in my peripheral vision
>>224498209screa
>>224497934Imagine not being able to tell this is a shitty AI nostalgic bait image
>>224498235its real zoomie, its been reposted on here for literally years. Imagine having this level of AI psychosis you don't even know whats real anymore lmfao
I'm nostalgic for an era i never experienced
>>224498210who is that
>>224498235https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/f95m1h/sandwiches_for_sale_in_london_1972_those_prices/posted on reddit 7 years ago
>>224498253>Good times couldn't have existed before I was bornright
>>224498265A tranny tried to be disruptive and boomers beat him up
>>224498128I already have I go there often but they never have fucking kickback sauce
feeling solastalgic
>>224497676For me, it's the rodent
some of you niggas need to stop thinking about zoomers
Mousey's latest stream took a strange turn when he paused his Pokemon game and started artexing his ceiling to cover up all the mould He diluted it far far too much though so he could apply it with a paint brush, it was basically just water and dripped itself right off
getting out of bed, have to wee, back soonx
>>224498324difficult when I'm surrounded by them at work daily
>>224498268>AI only became a thing in the last yeargullible retard
>>224498290Have you had Chick-fil-A yet lad? Foods trash but the sauces are amazing. I buy their sauces at the store and then dip my Popeyes in them.
SnapFirefly Reddit gone silent for the last few weeks...Reckon sacked tranny has made a new one
>>224498326why didn't he just get anti-mould paint
>>224497628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrvFUyVV6Cs
>>224498324zoomers are obsessed with the chadlennials and always complain about them
>>224498324difficult when I'm surrounded by them at grindr
>>224498347He doesn't like the smell
>>224498231it’s all about staying hydrated
>>224497628
>>224498344there's like 5 in this country and none of them near me
good morning you gay motherfuckers
lil zaydon has devolved into speaking like a hip hop rapper again when confronted with the uncomfortable truth. the same happens whenever he tries to act cool around women lmao
blud’s sat at home refreshing sacked tranny’s reddit desperate for updates
https://youtu.be/2Dy8qxibCdc
>>224498383Grim
>>224498281just very obviously not a tranny
>blinky pissing away another 2-0 in a final
>>224498386Oh well. You probably have better options anyway.
northerners die in bizarre ways
>>224498388>like a hip hop rapperwhy are you talking like my parents
>>224498387Good morning brot
>>224498324difficult when I'm surrounded by them on twitter
hi
>the she/her boomer troons accusing are a acussing the they/them zoomer of being a 4channer. But no they've never been here, they were a sturdy.channerWe're losing our soft power bros... Based on a true story, prounouns obfuscated for dramatic effect
>>224498395Well that's me lied to again then isn't it
>>224498420Not everybody is deracinated and browned as you
>>224498235you have lost touch with reality lmao
What's on your Sunday schedule?
>>224498393147 crore= 1.47 arabbillion is called arab in india
>>224498420he’s literally in his 40s or smth
>>224498407nah this country sucks for fried chicken, I'm lucky to have a popeyes nearby because otherwise the single option for most is KFCor going to some grotty paki chicken shop but I don't even count that as an option
zoomers are the absolute worst people
>>224498280I'm 27, i know it was better before i was born
>>224498444same as every sunday. gym, vidya, football
>>224498444Hi lad. Just had me Ready Brek and then off to footy with Chaunce and Willowberry.
>>224498436>you're talking like one of those hip hop bling bling rapping fellows
whenever a zoomer is talking to a girl he starts saying things like yeah im down fr no cap on the stack bbg
>>224498434bizarre post, genuinely bizarre
>>224498444wanking
>>224498470>why aren't you talking like a london wog roadman like me?
>>224498475get a grip
>>224498458popeyes is so leng man, their chicken sandwich is like crack i can’t lie
>>224498458wagwan brudda
>>224498444the x's mean I've already done itiron shirtsdo laundry Xchange bedsheets Xmealprep for next weektop up coolant in carmessage the toilfutake shrooms and mong out rest of the day
>>224498383Global warming will kill tens if not hundreds of millions of Indians in the next 20-30 years50 degree heatwaves, droughts, massive floods, wildfires, smog, etc
>>224498486I bet all she did was politely disagree with a policy or two!
>>224498486burn her at the stake
>>224498486rorke's da at another protect women conference
>>224498500nah bredda styylll
>>224498458What about Korean fried chicken? You must try it lad it mogs most American fried chicken it's so good, and doesn't actually taste as exotic as it might sound. The marinate is just grated onions and garlic with salt and pepper usually but it's a banger
blame zoomers for your millennial failings in life award
>>224498484Go to sleep, you don't have a reason to stay up
>>224498496why are you genuinely mad
>>224498536do NOT invite this nigga to the cookout lloooool
he’s angry at gen z because we remind him he’s old and has wasted his life that’s all it is, don’t take his emotional outbursts seriously. he’s scared we’re going to take his website away from him
wagwan my "bredrins", shall we consume some red stripe beverages and enflame a cannabis cigarette?
>>224498555Nooooo it's good trust me. I'm white and I love it
>>224498536mate I live in rural suffolk the people here do not eat korean food or even know where korea is my options are extremely limited
don't like food me
>>224498543How is making fun of the way you freaks live your lives "blaming" anything? Just calling a spade a spade
milei is trumps friend. while labour is hated by trump. it's inevitable that we lose the falklands. so might as well do a deal for it now
>>224498561RIP
you little pimp
>>224498486life is very different outside the reddit echo chamber
that roadman comment really hit him hard lmao
>>224497742Kenny Dalglish has died?
I was born 10 years before you therefore you're a subhuman freak or something
elliott page sex arse
>>224498486Tuchel's fault, bitter divorced pensioners have been holding it in since that tripe second half against Argensimians
>>224498572Lol sorry brot I'm from California i just assume everyone has tried suadero or banh mi or bim bim bap by now.
>>224498596its a figure of speech you illiterate gimp
Rorke's been fighting all weekendViolent freak
>>224497889>holocaustdidn't happen.
>>224498606post tits
>>224498579all of these cunts will be out of office in 2 years
>noooo stop making fun of me for randomly changing my speech online to a black london gangster for no reasonseethe on
>a black london gangsterscream
can hear loads of sirens again
>>224498486What's happening here?
Got alcoholic withdrawal syndrome ladsIt not fun
On my foenem unc's finna crash out and snap his flip phone by it's hinges :skull:
>>224498634south america is the yank's back garden. its inevitable we lose it. might as well take the hit while labour are in power. thats their purpose
>>224498606nhimagine the English equivalent of some hick town in west virginia and that's where I live, we don't do Asian fusion we do pies and chips
>>224498617women of course as he couldn't fight men
>>224498634It's the classic Argentine leader play. Election in the next 18 months? Just get people riled up over the Falklands.
hes actually bragging about posting on 4chan at the prime of his life and peak of his youth, not a win braydon
>>224498612You're not using it correctly. Think about that before calling someone illiterate.
In our culture food is considered importantAt times we 'barbecue' and add 'spices', ever heard of it? <3
>>224498646
>>224498682no one has done that
just seen an E-Type written off
we need to double down on the falklandshouse nuclear weapons there
do we gen z make you feel “less than”?
>>224498705woopsies x
>>224498693The pinnacle of Australian cuisine is chicken tikka masala pie
>>224498705Series 1. That's £100k+
>>224498710i want to move thereand start an anti Argentine campaign
just got given a white feather
65% of all zoomer men are virgins15% of all zoomer women are virginscurious, how does that work then?
>>224498617Rorke wins some>>224498705And then he loses some
>>224498705100% the Honda driver's fault.
>>224498683no you inferred wrong
>>224498705Driver on the right was the crumple zone
>>224498737just isn't true is it>only 23% of Gen Z men (ages 18–28) report being virgins. The rate for Gen Z women is nearly identical at 21%.
want to fucking kill my wife
>>224498774>>224498750>>224498730AI image
last year at the gym where i go at uni a milennial asked me for my dob and i told him “2006” and he went “thats disgusting”, i think he was mostly joking but that seems to be how millennials think. they are more disgusted at how old they got than how young we are. they are the generation who thought they would be forever young. doesnt help that half of them have no kids
>>224498772Man, tsk, FALK the ISLANDS
>>224498705let me guess one of the drivers was looking at funny dog videos on tiktokcagers need the rope
>>224498786didn't happen + we did that as well
is the ai bogeymen in the room with us right now?
>>224498775she makes my cock a leekie with cum
>>224498775corr what more do you need
it 'sa sundayx
>>224498784Unc moment :skull:
need to wash up
Silly cunt fails to mention the instability the USA has caused by sucking Israel dick
>>224498750Yeah it was. Some old cunt.
generations aren't a real thingthey're completely arbitrary
>>224498815she pisses me off so much it's unreal
>>224498796probably an 'asian' driver huffing n2o
the Fucklands
Okay but why do they give their age by their birth year rather than just saying the age? One of the most stupid fucking things
>>224498819El dodo
for me, it's bernado o'higgins
>>224498807i'd like some meat as well and perhaps some nice cheese
>>224498832how so?
doing a suicidal ideation
love seeing car collisionsjust imagine the drivers liquidated and their cars pulverisedgonna go watch more car crashes and hope more people die in themfucking retardsi've been driving for 8 years and never even came close to a parking ticket
>>224498831yes unc you’re still young don’t let them tell you otherwise x
>>224498832She fit though
>>224498866>parking ticketFOY
>>224498866You're so sexy
>>224498728made by a lao baker in humpybong springs, western australia (population: 300)
tofu biryani for tea perhaps
>>224498873im 22
dont care who the falklands belong to as long as the inhabitants die from some climate disaster
>>224498575the large majority of zoomer critique is filled with spite and a sense of superiority a kin how millennials shat on boomers. its frankly embarrassing and so transparent that yous are that envious of us
fernando poo
>>224498737women and just go out and lose their virginity with hours with little to no effort
speeded past many parked cars and knocked many wing mirrors off never once stopped and the car behind me never did anything either lool not sure how my mirror is still on
>>224498879it's called a parking ticket here mate
>>224498912no its not
>muh sexcalm down
>>224498922FOY
>>224498860Diven't x
>>224498933i accept your concession
ge
>>224498904s
>>224498832Feel free to blog x
>>224498945reckon you're an ESL pajeet trying to fit in. everyone calls it a parking ticket here.
those jamaican lads were onto something with miracle peanut punch
the falklands is quintessentially british. the town is just 1 orange lodge and a bunch of rough cast council houses with boomer white van men and they ugly wives who spend more time on Caribbean cruises than they do on he island itself. i
>>224498976no they dont
>>224498904Aston Martin racing CEO here, we'll pay her £20m per annum
>19 year old in India demands an IPhone 15>Parents refuse>Son runs to clifftop and threatens unalive>Parents talk to him for 3 hours>Dad grabs him>Son pulls Dad into the abyss>Mom self-deleteshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788583290412317.mp4
>>224498987Wonder if there are any illegal drugs on the island
>>224498976it's a speeding ticket, ackchually
Went to a Palestinian wedding last night and learned to dance DakbeLet me guess you lot stayed in your smeggy bedrooms and seethed over trannies?
>>224498627
got a speeding ticket for parking on double yellows ffs
>>224498987Everyone knows this there is no threat from Argentina they just do this every time their economy bottoms out the Argentinian peso is worth as much as a fag end now dont know why the media are reporting what some meme clown spaz from South america is saying
>>224499013You’re brown
>>224499010i laughed. LOL!
>>224499013no i didnt seethe over trannies i wanked to them x
>>224499000What the fuckRIP
>>224499013I was at the white cliffs of Dover protection my volk
>>224499036that's him done
imaigne going to other people's partieslike being a sort of pawn in their little game
>>224499027Whitest man in the world actually
lil zoomer be like: should i unalive on minecraft, chat?
>>224499023Need you to write the prime ministerial press release
>>224499000>>224499045Wait, it must be AI
>>224499013Tell the lucky siblings congratulations for me
>>224494977>>224494977>>224494977
old threadfunny
>>224499013I was browsing bittersweet twitter in my feels x
>>224499000What was his endgame?
new>>224499097>>224499097>>224499097
>>224499055t. Adam Haddad
I've got nothing else to add
It's all AIThis is AI*your vision starts glitching*
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