lolcow edition
>>224499097/brit/ and mousey
who was in the wrong then
Jay-Jay Okocha
morning x
after bravely blocking traffic all day yesterday - it's fine when he does it but not when Extinction Rebellion does - Rorke's walking around Crowborough waving his St. George's (with The Sun logo on it, given away free for Euro 96) being a pain in the arse
>>224499138Wasn't he meant to be in Devon again today? Three days of blocking traffic they said.
>>224499138based rorke
>>224499055erm ackshually that would be me
>>224499138>>214729392
>>224499128yeah? what about him? reckon you're some sort of big man coming here posting pictures of your african footballer?
>>224499124tailgaters are always in the wrong
name one thing zoomers have achieved, go on
>>224499097i laughed at this post
>>224499138Sadly it's all old people. Young white Brits are fuck arses
>>224499163Isn't politics mong boy
>>224499174Being younger than millenials
>>224499124the cliff face obvs
>>224499159>Irish>whiteLOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>224499163no politics about that meanwhile Sean was spamming directly about politics all day while you rimmed his arse
>>224499174Think it was zoomers who overthrew the government in Nepal recently
>>224499174Making me cum
>>224499159Cameron
>>224499194whiter than you pablo
>>224499174you did this last thread you can stop now
>>224499178>>224499197politics AND current eventsyou are fully retarded
>>224499174unc couldn’t leave it in the other thread he’s wounded too bad it’s personal now
>>224499132Mornin Arianna poster x
>>224499138>St. George's (with The Sun logo on it, given away free for Euro 96)
got a warning for calling helperlad a paedophilewhat's that all about
>>224499225hi how are you
nth for the gyaldem
>>224499138This has wound leftypol up something chronic he's in the jancord squealing about it being a current event which he dislikes
>>224499240could be an undercover wuppafan janny
>>224499214alri Kieran
>>224499242I love zoomers
>>224499159brown
>>224499240you got too close to the truth
>>224499240He's in the 4chan Discord all the time getting loads of posts deleted. People used to post photos of his mum and all that and they got added to the Do Not Upload list just like the infamous photo of Amer's penis.
Fascinating medieval peasants had better teeth than you do
NO BRAKES
>>224499295observably no tennis taking place during those poses so I don't understand the abuse
>>224499295don't understand
it's clear as day that when racists are confronted, they do nothing. so make your little posts on 4chan about how brown people are everywhere now and how you wish it were the 1950s again. when it comes to any kind of action however, you will do nothing
>>224499284Bit weird behaviour to do that tbf, leave his mum out of your weird obsession with him
>>224499241I'm a bit tired, pulled another all nighter. Will keep myself awake for the sports at least. How're you?
>>224499287Britishers can't grow teeth. They have to wear dentures and a toupee their entire life
>>224499287we only had bad teeth once the victorians started mass producing and mass marketing sweets/candy in the industrial revolutionall suppressed now of course
just ate a sausage ok
>>224499326a little hungover but not too bad watching umbrella academy x
>>224499124total dickhead in the white ute
>A work colleague offered to accompany me and gave me advice, don’t apologise if you’re not sorry, he is going to be sentenced later in the month for his own offences at the crown court, so he knows a thing or two about this.There's a new Sacked Tranny in town
>>224499325her problemshould've swallowed the mackem cunt
well good morningbit cold out
>>224499334right well that's alright i think
>le british bad teethwhat is this the 90s?
>>224499355Lush init
>>224499312Watch the driver's right arm
>>224499355won't be long until I can wear my big comfy jumpers
>>224499366They're talking about appearance usually. We know that they aren't the same thing. I've seen tons of zoomers with bad looking teeth that still might be considered healthy. It's not outdated.
>>224499366>Croatia>0
>>224499355irish weather
>>224499324What is winning to you? The complete death of your family, anyone related to you and anything they held of value?In which case you have no argument, nothing to stand on and no right to look down on anyone else. You are a slave and you've pretended to convince yourself you're on some side of something that will kill every part of you whenever it becomes necessary
Any of you have a fit sister?
Chicken nuggets topped with caviar
>>224499416It's true, in Dubrovnik I saw an old lady with like 3 teeth, it was disgusting
Why on earth would you reply to bait let alone from an plainly subhuman race such as the Finns
fuck all hot weather where im at
>>224499405It is literally based on one scene from the Simpsons, which then made it to Austin Powers, and stuck since then.
>logs into /brit/>sees this
>>224499366The yank thing is because their dentistry is ripping all your teeth out in your twenties and replacing them with fluorescent dentures
Any society which allows women a voice is a society marked for death
>>224499174saving popular culture from cringe reddit humour
women are NPCs
>>224499478WOMEN SLUVK MY COKKK
>>224499458Buck Broken Bruce
>>224499430no but she bangs like a dunny door
>>224499469you literally mouth the words to homo slop ai generated music for 10 second tiktok clips, you didnt save anything lil bro
>>224499493You dirty dog you
>>224499456wonder how many Hail Marys he's said this morning
What toys you pads got for the bath tub? I’ve got a dolphin and you can fill him with water and then shoot it out. Sometimes I put shampoo in him
Got nothing to do today
>>224499456Rorke finally wearing a mask
>>224499538rubby ducky :)
so there we have it
>>224499550that's a willy
put that thing away
>>224499550Sumbich/10
>>224499108If I were brown I wouldn't be learning the dance would I
zeta reticulan sex arse
right so that's an erect penis
>>224499550Mogs me
New? Almost a hundred posts already...
>>224499495only uncs fall for that slop, getting scammed on the reg by tech savy zoomers. heck look at the biggest hackers all whiz kids
Autumn is HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJciHeYPUsEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HHm_3Dk4tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91nUKGIDhOA
boomers think everything is realzoomers think everything is AI
Need to peeNeed to cut grassNeed to pooNeed to eat
discord: pondlife_england
i was born in 1820 what generation am i
Scran her turds!
>>224499632I would lick her legs and puss tho
>>224499632god i wish i were that stool
got sunday night heat on
>>224499623Victorian scum. Worst generation.
say what you will about millennials, but when I was 24 I was not going around calling men a few years older than me uncle. Genuinely grow up
>>224499124I fucking hate road gestapos, I swear old fuck boomers slowly drive side by side on purpose. That said the dude in the Accord was driving like a straight up nigger and deserved what he got.
>>224499632thought you were dead but unfortunately not
if our situation was hopeless, their propaganda wouldn't be necessary
>>224499650woah is it 1998?????? you gonna check the football scores on Ceefax as well???
>>224499163Minimod cancer
>>224499653Zoomers are sexless start capitalizing on that fact. Who cares about gen wars and whatever make them gag on you cock
>>224499653I don't know about 24, but when I was 19-20, 30 years old seemed old as fuck.
>>224499602>Autumn is HERE
it's raining today
glod
family meal for me tonight. something to do
>>224499602>Autumn is HEREhmm really now I don't think so sweaty
>>224499200Western led because Nepal wanted to put restrictions on the internet because of mutt brainwashing
>>224499702it not right
>>22449970226c and sunny here
Gen alpha comes of age soon as well. A treat to look forward to
woke nonsense
>>224499673it's 2000, might go thomas cook tomorrow to book a holiday for next yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCIe6jpgXaM
>Igho Ubiribo, 43, was injected with 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine before suffering chest pain and passing out.
weaving loom ordered
milennials now trying to rewrite history and pretend they weren’t endlessly complaining about the generations above them.
>>224499768hello, saar, yes i am LGBTQPWXS please give house
Very easy to discern a porn watcher from a non porn watcher within 5 seconds of a conversation
>>224499771it looms
>>224499735going to get a sun tan?
>>224499769men are mentally ill
>>224499769why was his wife having penis enlargement surgery too?
>>224499768obe, odious bitch elf?
>>224499780Nobody had anything to say about gen X really. But the actual boomers truly were awful, they were still in the workforce 20 years ago as we grew up and were our teachers and police officers and politicians and generally across the board they were psychotic wife beaters and corrupt nonces.
>>224499799good morning saar
>>224499808whiter than you
>>224499793ktim
Went to hang out with a mate because his wife was doing a half marathon near my house, nice seeing him but she called him and pussed out just over half way through and he had to go and pick her up. Pathetic really.
>>224499769Rorke will be like “I KNEW the BBC thing was a myth!”
>>224499818then act like it
>>224499789What are you wearing right now?
>>224499823you're unwell
>>224499769um I thought wogs all had large willers
>>224499768>why do LGBTQ++ need homes you ask?>its based on facts and research we need thisWell thats settled then. Glad they explained it so well
hello everynyan
Kind of insane that they've been working on HS2 for over ten years and still haven't laid a single inch of trackIt's all been tunnelling and earthworks so far
child
>>224499235Strood. Used to walk past that house all the time
hello you absolute legends
Already done granolascran this morning but that was at 8, considering doing beansontoast for luncheon shortly
>>224499839Shame isn't he. Blaming his lurid gay inclination on the man in his head
>>224499807dont recall asking for a history lesson unc
>>224499852i see it every time i go through birminghamit's yuge
>>224499852All for a 20min faster journey
>>224499869It's you! Anon! Get in
>>224499869imagine fucking up that hard and humiliating yourself with that trial, then blaming the autism
>>224499769he's a millionaire with a wife and still decided to go through with a vanity project, blud... RIP
>>224499877grow up mate
>>224499875stop talking about foot i'm on starvetoil
>>224499864Horrible and very typical strood dweller. Used to live in cuxton as a kid but got out for uni and only go back to visit parents. Medway is so so so double extra grim.
i'm a far right incel
Free The Pedos
don't believe that woman who had a bf who didn't wipe his arse
>>224499921hello you absolute radio
>>224499896*goes for a high five but misses*
>>224499923But I'm healthy and hungry
HA! i bet leftypol is thinking about BIG BLACK COCKS right now! what are they gay?
>>224499842it's called being a decent human being
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a nasty fart.
if I die during the micropenis enlargement surgery surely the least they can do is tell people it was a penis reduction surgery instead
>>224499926in Cuxton now myself
>>224499849hallo
>>224499944*slaps your arse*
done my washing upmight start cooking soonmore washign up to do after that no doubt
organised a shag for later. thats my sunday sorted then
>>224499852you can see the scar in the landscape
Getting penis reduction surgeryI won't have a back at this rate
>>224499869alri worr kid
>>224499991giwtwm
>>224499893nah the current line is just grim an upgrade with modern facilities will be welcome
meanwhile japan is building a 178 mile maglev linehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%AB%C5%8D_Shinkansen
just tell me what happened brother
>>224499991who with
Tim Curry was only 5ft 8, thought he was a lot taller for some reason.
God have mercy on this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house
need a kiernan shipka gf
Good morning I hate niggers
>>224497703fat animal funny
>>224499993>Bishop's Itchington
>>224500030someones been watching Industry
>>224500025Appearances can be deceiving
>>224499965Do the pikeys from the pikey camp near the dump still like to cause trouble?
I'm a decent human being
Well fucking done to the lads in DoverThis is what we need everywhere, everyday. grind the traitorous British state to a total halt until they stop mass immigration.And all you fucking terminally online incel nazi gimps were going on about muh 'dummy wobinson' being an IDF plant. Just stay out of politics.
good morning i am gay
>>224500030There were some very questionable scenes with her on Mad Men, quite noncey by the writers.
>>224499849w2c?
>>224500055They delayed all traffic for 3 hours and that told the government what's what
>>224500059yeh xx
will someone PLEASE get another 8 billion for bat nesting surveys authorised in the HS2 budget?frankly I don't want to see one more shovel dug into the earth until we know the precise location of every juvenile bat, shrew and grub in this land
>>224499993Looking at in on google maps why the fuck is it so wide. No wonder it cost 5 trillion
>>224500030So ugly and completely lacking charisma. Literally the only reason people want her is because they're pedos and she was young in mad men
Child
>>224500055leftypol shitting his nappy about this but not arsed whatsoever when muslims dress in black and go on pro jihadi marches through city centre s
>>224500049He has the face of a tall guy imo, if that makes sense.
12km run toil donedeceptively warm this morningsir keir starmers last go on the weather machine i suspect
>>224500079>So uglyTyped by a virgin, she's not ugly at all.
>>224500050not that I've seen. Seen them riding in horse drawn carriages down Bush Road a couple of times though
Here we go round the prickly pearPrickly pear prickly pearHere we go round the prickly pearAt five o'clock in the morning.
>>224500077if i had to guess i'd say they dug out some of the surrounding earth to build an embankment for the line itself
>>224500079never watched mad men i just think she's pretty
>>224500055MI5 will be on overtime, dropping their terrorism cases just to find out it was Rorke under the mask
yeah tahts right
get HS2 extended to grimsby
Asking my wife if I should eat a peach at the ripe old age of 60
fuck hs2 nobodys going to birmingham anyway get it cancelled and spent on pip
*blows vape smoke into the thread* *I don't even vape I just did it to wind you lot up*
its hot againwhy is it hot again
>>224500147photo of a beach that they will never get to go to as the worked their life away
Hello, look at me! Oh I am so ever terribly interesting....
scrap hs2 and build crossrail2 insteadlondoners deserve it not like these thick northern mongs
>>224500119Her face is repulsive you just fancy whoever the Hollywood Jews tell you to
From the red-crested slight of Dunnet Head to the green-skinned Serpent's Stone of Lizard Point. Against the boundless flux, one lineage gathers from a long untimely sleep, concealed in ancient oak and hewn in stone, the soul of Albion awakens. No more paper chains feeding the usurper's machine. Against the empire of nowhere, the technocratic horror that counts the world as mere resource, we assert the biocentric pulse of existence, the primordial energies of reality that refuse to be trapped by dogma and abstraction. Not the conquering steel of the machine, but the flame of rebirth. Blood, soil, and sky against the financier's contract. We are the guardians of the clearing. We hold the torch in the darkening night of the world. We are the final vanguard. If we fail, then all else has failed before us.
they should build a bridge to ireland
>>224500182I don't fancy her, but she aint ugly.
>>224500188And send you across it
>>224500147That's not a photo you absolute cretin
>>224500159don't think it's smoke actually
>>224500055they stood around for a bit and did a bit of graffiti
if HS2 eventually went to manchester that would actually be quite mint
>>224500055[Nothing happens]
isle of man will be the white mans last stand
HSPoo
they should build a bridge to terabithia
>>224500208well he's in norn irn so it's very kind of you to invite him over to the UK with the rest of us x
>>224500206Massive chin, goes way too far down below her mouth. Very uncanny valley.
https://youtu.be/O-kWo5N1E3s
>>224500187Just noticed at the start the bloke with the flag on the right slows down his march slightly, maybe thats why they bombarded it with effects
>>224500236Daydreaming
can I get anyone a drink?
>100b spent on a rail-line to a place that is like 90% muslimsokay great
>>224500187why do they all look like retards?
>>224500181Show a bit of respect Northerners built Britain
rorke been real quite since this dropped
Leftypol when the right's protest kicks off:>omds rorke you're so violent just like those so called barbaric immigrants you hateLeftypol when the right's protest is peaceful:>omds rorke they just stood around and accomplished nothing the right can't protest
consider the wedge tailed eagle
>>224500243Yeah she's so ugly mate, absolute dog... get a grip.
there's blood in your apartment stayven
Hardened racist thugs dying their hair pink in order to fool the elderly
>>224500273Wouldn't have got funding if it didn't go to London
>>224500284jason arday's alt account is it
they could save billions on hs2 by making it one way to london because thats what most journeys will be anyway
>>224500284should have drove her off a cliff, imagine living in a country for decades and still not speaking their language.
so this is the power of ai
routinely in receipt of the ol "you look like a serial killer"and not one of the attractive ones either, it would seem
>>224500298sent her a dm once
>>224500377chikatilo looking lad
>>224500377Bet you could throw a look
I remember one time I was walking home from work through the slums of London when a homeless man who didn't speak any English approached me. He managed to communicate that he was cold and hungry, so I lead him to Greggs and got him a vegan sausage roll and a nice hot tea, he then said something and the woman behind the counter translated. "He knew he could trust you because you have big belly"I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think he was basically saying "you had a visible sign of enjoying food that I needed"Be fat. Be hungry. Help random people.
kimchi tastes good but looks gross
>>224500377toilfu once compared me to Bundy
Hello, I'm here to post absolute horseshitHere's absolute horseshit
yeah im getting very hungru now
>>224500450
>>224500432uh what's going on with your eyes bud
drinking not worth it day after any more not even hungover just in a massive pit of mental health and feel like god has abandoned me x
Thank you for your attention on this matter!
smells like mushrooms in here
>>224500119She has a ugly man face
>>224500236and a train to hogwarts too? dream on. country can't afford it
>>224500298I genuinely am disgusted by this image and I cannot understand how others aren't. I find her legitimately uglier than your average fatty.
>>224500437should get yourself an old tan beetle and offer her a lift in it
need some good business ideas
>>224500469um sorry that's me I was making an omelette
>>224500298Grim
>>224500489drugs
>>224500469
>>224500476This is anti-wizard propaganda
>>224500415Done all of them
>>224500482I've ironically given her several lifts in my volkswagen but it's a golf and not tan x
>>224500489Something you can put in your mouth if you can't shut up
i keep sneezingits no good
dyed hair slag hair colour tier listS: pinkA: light green, blondeB: light blueC: white stripe, black, orange, dark blue D: dark green, purple, redbin: Maroon
never been compared to a serial killer but I've been told that I give off noncey vibescan't imagine why since I hate holding babies and entertaining children
Did you know: women evolved from deers and other woodland creatures of the forest?That's why I look like one
don’t make a joke about sex poop
>>224500489bumgee jumping
>>224500463Lol Sean what are you like? Like a broken record aren't you?
>>224500552you're a mentally ill gay man. it's not possible for you to look like a deer
https://youtu.be/pnJM_jC7j_4
>>224500463well it's easy to say that when you're in the pitbut when it's 3 weeks from now and you're coming off another shite week at work with no hope on the horizon, suddenly another bout of self-destruction seems appealing
>>224500455>>224500455>>224500455New Thread
>>224500552just not true is it
>>224500552which woodland creature did you evolve from then? the humble troll?
>>224500539what about raccoon
>>224500572bit early
bro is posting all the top 50 dad rock hits
>>224500581Z tier
I am Fares I am full German white noble R1b adopted in Egypt by offer.
>>224500572eagerly making and sharing the new as if it matters. pitiful existence
>>224500572tad early
>>224500556What is this gay shit?
>>224500552straight fax
We are not using the dogshit early nazi shill mong editionSomeone make a proper new
>>224500421Bizarre reddit story
>>224500623prefect mong
>>224500421scr
