Sir Alek Yerbury MBE edition
>>224500580One of these
One of my mates from school now goes to saunas every weekend and posts on Instagram about bagels just not on is it
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>224500631amazing post worth saving for the new
>>224500654Ta
need food
>>224500636ever see his willy in the changing rooms
>>224500455This chinless charisma black hole thinks he's going to be the next Hitler and achieve an ethnostate by... marching around old castles dressed like high-functioning autists going for job interviews...
>>224500455Looks like a B&M bargain version of ryan gosling
https://youtu.be/yBek5-BoJro
here they are
I need to sniff Emma Watson’s shits and farts.
your all been well hilarious this Sunday
>>224500687omg hi
>>224500692IT'S SHE. SHE SHE SHE!STOP MISGENDERING ME!
>>224500710Can't wait to do the same for the rest of the week indefinitely for the rest of my existence
just realised that prefects in school were basically like kapos in auschwitz. prisoners granted special privileges to keep their fellow prisoners in line
>>224500667fatty!
>>224500710>yourstop ityou keep doing thatstop it now before I kill you
>>224500755you will be brutally raped up the arse
https://youtu.be/7grUgixqH8I
>>224500747Yeah did you?
dad rock mong alarm is blaring
remaining sane and continuing my paid employment despite severe social isolation and a lack of hope for the future
>>224500808yeah I did, I just realised it just then
>>224500809That time of the day, little boy
>>224500755holy crap!
summer is in the bin and the reservoirs are still low
>>224500825How profound
dad cock
>>224500824if the world doesn't give me a full breasted gf I'll go apeshit
>>224500755peter confirmed turbomanlet
Building a nuclear reactor in my bedroom so I can pretend I'm on a Vanguard Class submarine
Can someone post the webm of that awful woman dancing when she gets her food and the normal in the background judging her. I would like to be angry.
I'll give women a mental load hehheh
I go slip slip you go slip slip away
>>224500644not even remotely cold enough yet
https://youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM
must be really hard being a woman
>>224500898Can I have my food now or my money back? I don't care about watching you make a mess for tiktok
>>224500455NRP all the way! All the way and they're lush!
>>224500920Tell me about it
>>224500898just give me the kebab mate
>>224500920of the women I know that aren't happy, in every single case it's because they're in a shitty relationship with some volatile mong because they have awful taste in men
pigeonberg at the beach
Mum, come lookI remade the third reich in Minecraft!
>>224500898
>>224500964whats he doing there must be on his holidays
>>224500970You'll pay for this, BAME.
>>224500963his willy is bleeding
>>224500994imagine the smell
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>>224500963
Did anyone hear that?
nth for the baddiedem
>>224500898The master masturbater
right thats a steak bake and a cinammon bun down my gullet in less than 60 seconds
Giving up halfway into a HALF marathon is crazy work
>>224500644https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/autumn%20is%20here/country/gb%20/what mental illness do you have?
>>224501029Large little lad
>>224500994wheres all that meat going
https://youtu.be/O2IuJPh6h_A
>>224501054Should have just signed up for a quarter marathon really
>>224501055Phrenology is an outdated and disproven pseudoscience.
>>224501078Quite like it when they get the bag that does the middle boob squish
>>224501078Shed be getting barred from my pub, the mosley arms, for that kind of stunt if I was a landlord
>>224501090Of course you'd say that. you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter
Missus has dragged me to Costco with the consoomer upper working and lower middle classes. And forrins.
>>224501055Literally my handshape and I'm a hateful incel chud
>>224501115Don't get lost
>>224501115you have no mates right?
>>224501090*measures your skull *Oh dear. The misgenic skull shape of the mendicant criminal class
>>224501130They're all at Costco
>>224501061sherlock homes newfag still on the archives looooool
>>224501146you ok mate?
>>224501116you've got a weird hand
>>224500963kinky
>>224501114that's him done, I think
the world is sick :/
got postpartum depression so i cna't pay taxes or rent x
https://youtu.be/dtGrb3eHSaw
I don't have time for this
>>224501160you're the same brown who thought that sarnie wasn't a normal word to use, aren't you?
>>224501161Meant to write headshape but as it happens I do have weird hands too
>>224501197Did you lose your watch
>>224501055HOWLING
>>224501078what the hell happened there then
>>224501202no idea what this means but its clear you spend far too much time on 4chan. its clearly harming you.
>museis it 2005?
barber has a phrenology poster in his barbers so that must mean he is an ethnoracialist
>>224501226The year you were born? Most likely
Reading a bunch of women talking about how much they hate or hated their babies during their most vulnerable parts of the baby's life and wondering how the fuck they ever got voting rights.
Got post-scrotum depression
>>224501235have sex. please
>>224500644You might be the most based poster here
I'm not a paedophile, I just like little girls
>>224501175true :(
>>224501252low bar but he's still based
https://youtu.be/LC2WpBcdM_A
>>224501223Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a newfag, "tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Rorke. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one outside =D.
gio scotti stuns in new bikini pictures
>>224501247It's midday on a Sunday. Can always tell when someone has never had sex as part of their lives.
>>224501242radahn coded ahh cricket team
I'm thinking thoughts
>>224501282well thats illegal in woke britain
>>224501234no the year of women i shag
https://youtu.be/qbmWs6Jf5dc
>>224501242I'll take the gigaslag in the back row
>>224501280You are like computer file I deleted you :[
>>224501279she show her minestrone?
>>224501294Bet your mum's proud x
Really? Not a single you for my weird hands?
>>224501305owned that bloody bhenchod
>>224501316i'm shy
World War WOKE
>>224501310...yh
>>224501221Poltergeist
Newcastle 2 - 2 KFC Bournemouth
>>224501316Got my own
>>224501313think she's relieved i'm not gay
>>224501316I don't see any weirdness about it
£70,000 for some of these>>224500998paying his respects to that family who all drowned
>>224501254when did enjoying cute girls doing cute things become a crime. as long as there's no funny business it's gucci
>>224501348right get migrants living there
>>224501342Bet you are as well
>>224501316Hairy lower class paws stamped out this post
https://youtu.be/FLTchCiC0T0
>>224501208>>224501316whats weird about them? I have tiny hands. A constant source of embarrassment
>>224501356two bunk beds would fit easily. that fits 8 of them because they rotate work/sleep shifts
bag of tesco marshmellows down the gullethole
Ey T, you hear what I said? I said I'm a hero of the working class and then I said let's open the borders to tens of millions of immigrants.
>>224501387right well we could house thousands
>>224501348£70,000 just to have a bunch of wogs come down from London every summer
been a good boy and went a whole month without buying takeaways or ready meals
c'est le plus beau et c'est le plus tristec'est le plus beau et c'est le plus tristepaysage du monde
>>224501387Have to pay stamp duty on a wendy house these days
>>224501419have you watched porn
addicted to interracial porn i cant lie
>>224501387Business idea: buy some land and put like 100 of these up and rent them for £200 a month to white people.
>>224501378Post hands
>>224501235I'm not sure of the full history of their suffrage but I can only assume it revolves around those people again
>marshmellow
>>224501427religiously
>>224501434rorke
>>224501115Don't eat the hot dogs, they contain human.
>>224501446grow up I spell words how I like
YOUR DOG'S GOT TITS
it is 12:34
>>224501434That's the point, Starmer saved so many of us from it
Barbers have no licensing requirements. They are lean operations which survive brutal energy costs and business rates. If anyone can make it, it's them. This is the market in action. Add in the fact that male hairstyles have changed, a fade requires more regular upkeep, and we are where we are.
>>224501439It does.
>>224501452what kind
>>224501469You revel in your own ignorance
>>224501491starmer didnt care about mass blackings
>>224501516Facesiting
Big shopping area near my house is starting to put up wee sheds for like micro businesses. What's a good micro business I could do lads?
>>224501534your willy haha
>>224501534sell your own poo and soiled boxers
>>224501534Custom riddims
>>224501532Shame these fellas get run over so much
>>224501436Palm width is 3 inchesLongest finger is 2.5 inchesWrist to tip of longest finger 6 inches
https://youtu.be/r3DqBk9YNXA
flailing about semi-aimlessly
>>224501528Ringing the rozzers on you
leftypol kissing his step dad on the lips
>>224501557Tried that, they wouldn't sit on my face either
>>224501552Get them posted
Bad day to be that lemon cupcake in my kitchen.
>>224501583Bad day for your scales as well
>>224501583It's called a bun you horrid yankified freak
>>224501583every day of your life is a bad day
>>224501615ktim
>>224501615Done him
https://youtu.be/MXNbfU0Ww_E
Full punctuation mong desperate for attention I see
I whine about being alone but truth be told I'm very unpleasant and weird so I don't deserve the company of women or a family of my own and really I'd do well to just keep quiet and stay out the way until I die and they kick me into an unmarked grave
>>224501582
>>224501550found two in my pond this year :(
>>224501647
>>224501615That isn't true and you know it.
>>224501647>fat deposits in your handYou must be absolutely massive
>>224501647your majesty.....
get the daily meltdown started
https://youtu.be/roK1X-2D_7M
>>224501683180 pounds and 5'3 with tiny hands
>>224501636Ktilm
want have sex with the pussy mmmmmm
>>224501649
it's a flaming scrandemic is what it is
Mum's having a melty because I left the window open last night and the berg's brought in another live mouse which is now running around my bedroom.Was howling last night when it climbed up on my bed while I was watching TV. Poked his head up and had a look at me, then slowly backed off and climbed back down, looked like a scene from a film
>>224501731
>>224501658i know fuck all about your life you imbecile. but due to the prevalence of pathetic losers /brit/ has, its fair to assume you're also one.
>>224501719You voted reform, didn't you
do you lot make your own beds every day? am bloody forced by the missus to do it
Don Diego waltsing around Hampstead as if he owns the place
>>224501604a horrid yankified freak would call it a muffin
>>224501434Didn't asked Figure it out dude
people are saying epstein faked his own death, had a bit of surgery and is now this palm beach pete guy on tiktok
>>224501752never voted and wouldnt for them
>>224501800Well if I was a notorious sex criminal that faked my death the very next thing I'd do is post my face all over social media.
very fuckable ginger mousey girl on itv1
>>224501509Someone who knows nothing about the market and economy sucking off his pile dream of being mutted or Turkish and opening a barber, putting himself in those shoes and dreaming up some glory from a master plan to steal. This is the most important quote in his life
>>224501822pics
might need to wank to interracial porn now ffs
my curry is cooking
today I will drive to the supermarket and buy a tub of ice cream and then eat all of the ice cream
>>224501614This is how ai generates images >>224501821He loves attention (giving Capricorn)
>>224501850screaming
>>224501835me on the right
>>224501835me and the gf
feeling delightfully devilish today
>>224501883bergphant
mad how beautiful nature is, just gorgeous isnt it
going to ramp up the flirting with the slightly chubby zoomer lass tomorrow, no half measures
fairy cakesthat's something you don't see anymore
>>224501835gyally demmies lad and the gyal dem
>>224501883ellyberg
poured out half a pint of cider last night before passing out. Bollocks if I'm going to throw it away.
>>224501915woke doesnt like the word fairythink about it
>>224501915woke you see. offends the gays calling them fairy cakes
>>224501915Hot cross buns.
>>224501901all getting destroyed though sadly. best not to get too attached
i go mad for those nicotine pouchescant stop sucking the bastard things
>>224500623Bet you're in here. Weak willed mong that you are.
>>224501901I love you
>>224501655
>>224501953gwan lad get it down ya neck
>>224501953sad pathetic life you lead
ive got wonky ears
Nowt wrong with doing a poo
>>224502004mad how she was the pogo girl in Tremors
>>224501953every time I've finished off some booze from the night before its tasted fucking foul and I've instantly regretted it
gay homosexuals be like corr is that a man hairy pooey arsehole? my favourite
>>224502015alright Bear Grills
sucking an alysapop
>>224501915Saw them at the village fete recently
theorised poster codenamed Mr Potatohead regularly posts "oh I've got really funny looking [facial feature]" then waits for others to post their own: eyes, ears, nose, jaw etc in responsenaturally people block out the rest of their features but this sinister poster collates all the images and fits them together to produce accurate, deanonymised heads with all the pieces put together
>>224502069Go for a dance around a maypole did we?
quite literally have no plans today. not seeing mates or seeing the gf. feels a bit weird 2bh. im a big normie you see
you can't even do anything these days and girls will still think you're gay
>>224502075This seem unlikely and histrionic.
>>224502088Got a sort of gf recently but I'm not sure I actually like herMight just settle though as it's taken 29 years to get here and I can't see anything better on the horizon
rubbing finasteride in my ears for wise old man-maxxing
>>224502088>im a big normie you seeyou sound like a failed one if you've got no plansit's like playing for a non league football team and calling yourself a footballer
Might buy a PokeWalker. Took mine apart as a kid to try and cheat the system but they're expensive as fuck now. Wonder why nobody's made a third party one
So Labour has decided to ban school girls from wearing skirts wtf??
>>224502088Download starfield
>>224501915gone the way of the humble queen cake
>>224502123The trannyfication of Britain
>>224502111sometimes takes a while to warm up to a girl. give it a while before binning her. >>224502114no i dont think this is true at all actually. >>224502126id rather shit in my hands and clap
>>224501924s
Sunday brunch
Last time I saw a mate was May last year
>>224502159for me it was 2018 i think
>>224502159then you dont really have mates do you
>>224502123Wants them all lezzing up, no white births on Burnham's watch.
>>224502159i see mine like 3-5 times a year
>>224502123proof?
>>224502126
>>224502135>>224502173Pant suit Britain.Hags HATE younger ladies
>>224502123i will protest this
>>224502199by wearing a skirt?
>>224502149>give it a while before binning her.I'm old can I really be wasting time like that?
>>224502111It's not fair to talk about her like that and you shouldn't be with her if that's the case
>>224502069bizarre lie
>>224502210i mean like a few months
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788695785069547.webm
>>224502165Yes I do they just stopped replying to my texts a year ago
>>224502204yh
>>224502173good
>>224502157grim
>>224502198Haha are jealous of younger women and it makes them insecure because without social stigma why wouldn't you
spurdo spard :D
social ligma
>>224502192https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16104955/Parents-criticise-school-banning-girls-classroom-wearing-skirts.html
scrotal ligma
im sorry this just isnt very funny
>>224502269ligma? what is ligma??!?!?
IDS HABBEDING @:ddddDDD
Hurry up I r got a good post
>>224502293ligma deez nut
Wtf is with leftypol sperging out in the previous thread about immigration to Dover stopping because of marches? Whenever the world doesn't play along, the left always goes full mask off and shows how they don't care about war or starvation in other countries, and just want this country to become more brown. That's all they want - more foreigns. They're upset on 4chan because that stopped a little bitIt's disgusting
Sir Anime Slags
>>224502313ladies and epic meme gentlemen, we gottem*deal with it**obama face*true story
>>224502327What's the green stuff?
>>224502271rorke fuming. no more 3pm incel walks for him
tumble dryer just packed up
>>224502349Thanks r9k for another "I'm a pedophile" post
>>224502159matey who ive known for 20+ years stopped texting megot no mates left nowmay as well do myself in
>>224502347alien poo
>>224502355all things must pass
sucking on a skittle. just one
>>224502332leftymong is psychologically compromised
>>224502271>Millie Jones, 11, wearing a skirt for her first day of secondary school this week before a staff member allegedly refused to let her into lessons until she put trousers onDon't kids get their uniforms from the school nowadays? When I first started secondary all my uniform came from the school shop so it was all allowed
>>224502349spaki bringing up paedophilia unprompted again award
>>224502375grow up
>>224502373*hugs*
>>224502373killing yourself over a man? sounds quite gay
>>224502327
Hope they start making lists of who freaked out over immigration stopping, so they can be sent away after all this Immigration from where even? Who cares. More brownsIf less immigration upsets you then you're the reason why life in this country sucks and that's what you want and you hate being white (that's your life) but won't kill yourself, you just want people to suffer and how to do that it's immigration
>>224502384used to get mine from a pikey knock-off school shop
end of thread mousemong meltdown
>>224502415incoherent ramblings of a maniac
>>224502415Instead of tapping out dull essays get started on your little list.
>>224502427Grim >>224502437Stfu little dick
>>224502220Cuck
Right, come onWhere is it
>>224502435>>224502437protestmongs love to protest
>>224502327ej
>>224502460>>224502460>>224502460New
Leftypol always attached a negative adjective to the things whites do because leftypol has no self confidence and can only destroy not build If they give credit to anyone they don't like they will literal explode
would genuinely kill that faggot who keeps spamming tv with those latina whores even more irritating than that butthurt kike who shits up the board with gaza shit every time he gets offended by something
>>224502224yummy grass
