1911 edition
>>224524667Such a classic looking firearm is the 1911
>>224524667gun
>mormons designing a gunone 9/11 please
Mousey show me your fat cock
guns go bang
I'll slurp all the juices out of it
had a bottle of wine and a load of cheese last night before bed and dreamed all night it was like watching tv. dogshit sleep quality though
>>224524706>>224524726Stop egging him on you low empathy weird cunt
>>224524717
And the latest from Sean 'Helperlad' Allan?
>>224524740He's mine back off
>>224524741Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Mousey I'll eat your asshole I'm French
>>224524667more of a glock lad me
if you were a yank would you buy a 1911 cause it looks cool or one of these because it holds twice the bullets? these are the hard choices i imagine they face daily
>>224524739Last time this happened to me was after a big mushroom risotto that was more mushie than riso
>>224524780I own both but the Colt was gifted to me. The Glock was the first gun I bought for myself.
>>224524777you're the most basic of all the bitches
>>224524800How much do they cost? Are they considered valuables?
>>224524800Do you dual wield them when you drive to walmart for coffee creamer
A relative of mine owns probably 50 guns I would say. It's hard to know what he has currently because he's always getting something new or selling something. He's got a connection that can get the less than government approved weapons too.
>>224524780For the .45ACP calibre's effectiveness in training and home defense purposeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAt7uLNOI8
>>224524754Stop baiting the schizophrenic you fat brown mongrel
>>224524813The 1911? We produced so many of them that they're one of the most common handguns you see at shops. Plus there's a lot of cheaper foreign made imitations on the market. A good quality Colt 1911 goes for about $1200>>224524816Lol i do carry them in my car occasionally even though I don't have a permit
>>224524667fire it up my arse
Read that wrong and didn't see that the picture was a Glock. Shit's ugly and looks cheap
morning poo was very unsatisfying
drawing my gun old western style upon realising ikea’s restaurant has run out of meatballs saying “du ju feel löcky, punk?”
>>224524780i would prefer a 1911 because it's cool but why stop at one gun
nephewberg creeps me out, 7 years old and has the cold dead eyes of a killer
a proper gun for proper blokes
>>224524859havent done one getgot around 20 minutes to make it so
>>224524877robbing ikea with a picture of a gun
>>224524884hes australian they're all like that
>>224524898not even, just raise your voice and ask sternly
>>224524884makes ui think of u?
>>224524893standard issue sidearm in the australian army that
had a dream where i dove into a deep pool and when i hit the bottom, i couldn't get up again. like the weight of the water pinned me down
a swedish sniper putting together his flat pack rifle and furrowing his brow at the instructions
>>224524925the coles defence force
>>224524893Turkshit.
>>224524920last year a general got sacked for losing a shipment of at mines and they ended up in an ikea warehouse
>>224524893Good gun for doing war crimes with
>>224524932that's cooli had a dream where i had to work with some famous youtube people and random women kept trying to flirt with me as a way to get to them, but i was having none of it. i was there for business
Guns are goodIf I were yankistani I'd own lots
KLIKÖFUKK Land Mine
>>224524934s
hey anglos just wanted to say hi
>>224525003cope
sometimes i loathe the fact my country doesn't have some ancient history empires, while asians, euros, africans and even some other latin american countries like méxico and peru have a rich history my ancestors were just out there shagging, hunting and cleaning their arses with banana leaves
>>224525044Hello
new pack of biscuits for breakfast
shove your bastard guns up your arse
>>224525062Your ancestors are all of these most likely >asians, euros, africans
The ladies are fighting over me itt :)
>>224525062aren't you mostly portuguese at leasthard to believe a bona fide brazilian boot-lip nigger posting here
>>224525062bananas are from south east asia so thats your strange vpn larp exposed really
a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal
still no pooguess i'll have to go without todaynot pooing at work or in the evening like a freak
Get the sponsors posted
won't be posting in this daft yank bastards threadye need to get youseselves some standards
>>224525106even the most euro/african/asian brazilian also descends from the native people of the land
>>224525108good man, keep exposing those lies
How did you guys even find my YouTube channel that I was using to comment hate speech just from screenshots
>>224525126Post a new and let's migrate
>>224525044Thanks
How will Brits be celebrating Labor Day and will you be celebrating my relaxation
>>224525103You have cp on your computer
>>224524970British culture
>>224525179we're sending posi vibes over the Atlantic x
>>224525180No I don't but thanks for letting me know r9k is one of the yank flags
well good news guysthat retard who keeps saying hes going to kill himself is actually doing it today so we wont need to hear about his shir depressing life ever againgreat!
>>224525134just not true
>>224524925Ah yes to defend against all of the countries dying to claim your land (Zero)
>>224525206is that you mate? hope you don't do itx
>>224525197ily brit you are so sweet xx
>>224525206Don't do it lad. You are going to get better and have a better life.
This is what they took from you...
Rorke shutting all the curtains, putting on blink 182 self titled album and having a cathartic ugly cry Leftypol listening to NOW THATS WHAT I CALL GANGSTER RAP in his car and singing along but turning the volume down when it says the N-word
lads ive got it out!!! it's only gone and come out!!!
>>224525272ktim
>>224525272lol
Tfw no abo gf
>>224525265thank god
>>224525272>NOW THATS WHAT I CALL GANGSTER RAPsc
Belly
Don't think I'll get the m&s granola again, it tastes good but I don't think the raisins add anything. Would rather get the tesco version without raisins and chuck in some blueberries to make it more bougie
>self titledeponymous
>>224525295mogs mehe also m ust be one of the youngest people in his carehome
Back from sainsburys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDceiPg-bE
>>224525323you going to be sticking those light bulbs,up your arse?
>>224525323dont like their macaronidont like it when it's so small and shortprefer it when it's a bit larger tubes
>>224525323big fan of spinach me. dogberg loves it too. little leafy green dog he is lol.
>>224525323Posted it again did he
>>224525323Shoving literally all of this into one giant pan and having the ultimate meal
The cronem coaches
business idea: gf
Spinach is full of oxalates Don't eat it!!
>>224525346they're not suppositories lad
>>224525348Wish my dogberg was less of a carnivore and would partake in healthy snacks. He used to eat carrots but he went off them and now just spits them out. Picky bastard will only eat meat cheese and biscuits.
>>224525365how do you titillate an ocelot?oscillate its tit a lot!
>>224525365You're supposed to cook kale or spinach and then it's fine
>>224525367...cringe
vpn post - tickrorke post - tickreddit repost - tickwhats next on the list?
hit a red squirrel this morning on way to work
>>224525408'sa post?
>>224525361unrealistic business plan in the current climate. i'm out
>>224525346I bet you prefer large tubes yah x
Business idea: wait until that lad gets a gf and then steal her
>>224525388Cheese and biscuits are vegetarian, are you dumb
>>224525408another rorke postrorke: no please don't rape me!!!! ahhh i'm being raped somebody help!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224525185you want me to drop this cunt?
new shoes just arrived lads
>>224525427Intentionally missed the point award
>>224525388falstaffordshire terrier
>>224525438I get the reference
convinced monster energy did a big ad campaign on here, its really mediocre for an energy drink its not even greng its just bland and cheap tastingthe celsius drinks blow them out the water
>>224525408Another rorke post
>>224525450your ocd-like compulsions remind of the belgian ngl.do you feel uncomfortable when you dont complete these posting routines every day?
>>224525473Celsius marketing post
gee I wonder why he wants me to be a tranny so badly hmm it's a mystery
Another mega dinghy has landed in Portsmouth
>>224525473only runts drink that shite mate. grow up
>>224525408missing one of these:"Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’. Returning only first 5000 of 179985 results found."
Mega dinghy rapids bro
had Nando’s for the first time yesterday was SO peng if I could make chicken like that at home I’d have chicken every day for every meal
noooo I forgot tomorrow is labor day and daddy isn't going to work what am I going to do what if I run out of PETROL
He’s hearing voices now
sick to bastard death of it
>>224525482Having a chat with the voice in your mind?
>>224524932water represents emotions usually in dreams
>>224525504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8mtcIWPiY
>do you feel uncomfortable when you dont complete these posting routines every day?
>>224525295that new or is he presumed dead?
>>224525534Yeah it’s just not the same though
fucking roaring
>>224525541how would you know
>>224525537Would let him seduce and blackmail me into sharing state secrets with the KGB
might get dripped out for autumn
>>224525537why did that sentence trigger you?
>>224525543Roaring like that house fire are you
>>224525477It's all the same person.
>>224525548They never are. Same with the make your own Coca Cola or kfc fried chicken
>>224525573these don't look like natural fabrics
>>224525359Thanks r9k 0 replies when your discord friends aren't online
when did you realize all the modern shitstorms are basically about anglo vs slav shenanigans
>>224525528whoa......
>>224525573went past the yohji shop yesterday, wish I were a cool japanese girl who dressed like that
>>224525581Probably set off a glimmer of self awareness and he didnt like it.
Picked up some lunch for later
BRING THEM BACK
I'm cookoo for poo poo
>>224525581just because the name field says anonymous for everyone it does not actually mean we are all the same person!
>>224525573This bloke just asked me for two dollars
>Wobbie?
>>224525621yes it does
good book was this
Can one of our resident yanks please explain wtf labor day is all about? And also what the wearing white thing means? I see it in tv shows and it doesn't make sense
mad how you can tell what someone looks like just by their shoppingi see at all these reddit reposts and i picture a runtish pudgy dysgenic looking slug, find the original, look at the profile, and they always look exactly like how i picture themmad that
>>224525638h-dog blowin dis nigga head smoove off
>>224525643she's so cute i wonder if she's ever breathed through her nose
>>224525665>labor dayIt's supposed to celebrate hard working Americans, and give them a break.I don't know what you mean by wearing white, I haven't ever seen that
>>224525661giant squid scare me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ftod15mOTktype shi
>>224525676the same could be said for the lad reposting them too lol
>>224525707They shouldn't. They have no reason to hurt a human. You can't fit in their mouth.
>>224525643so beautiful wonder if she's ever taken amyl
>>224525694something about not wearing white after labor day idk
>>224525729you're brown
mmmmmm squid sushi
huffing duster spray
freak lost his girlfriend because he needs an element of codependancy award
what are some passive legal things i can do to make the world a worse place and increase suffering
ideal age to die is 70after 70 you become a decrepit useless invalidmost people also don't have enough money to live well after retirementenjoy life, get fucked, blow your retirement funds at 67
>>224525759you staying single your entire life award
>>224525729it's a real thing I think it's supposed to be that you go dark academia mode in the cooler months
>>224525676Really anyone that has a picture of them self on their reddit account needs to be fucking exploded.
Wet muggy grey skies. So begins the descent into pitch black Winter
>>224525786and it lush
>>224525764wish we lived in logan's run (the book not the film) and someone killed me at 21
>>224525773it was a selfpost alas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgUvFFPsCBcdungeon synth mornings
>>224525817HEIL
the autumn poster was right
still feel terrible days later because i accidentally overcharged this old person for one of those expensive "food" drinks. it was meant to be discounted but it wouldn't register on our shitty IT so i ended up lying, he was really nice about it and just said oh ok i remember it being cheaper before.can't imagine how anyone works in sales without wanting to kill themselves
>>224525790palid freak
>>224525818hail, friend
putting things in my bum
I don't think Sir Andy Burnham is a "sick fuck" who "likes a quick fuck" at all. I think that's slander put forward by the /brit/ team and it could land us all in legal trouble
I'm things
>>224525827the brain needs its fix of self inflicted pain
Toilberg really getting on my tits with unreasonable demands (do one very small job) this morning. Ready to smash my mouse into his face. I'll do nothing.
Andy Blackedbum can kiss my arse. This is NOT what I voted for is it.
instead of saying go fuck yourself im going to start saying go wank yourself
how does it feel to post on 4chin, monday morning?
ikea had a deal for 2 salmon fillet meals for £10turns out you need to be a member of the "IKEA Family" club for it but they don't make it clear on the menuso i paid £15 for two meals i didn't even want
>>224525880that's disgusting from him tbf
>>224525893see my explanation from last night >>224517264
right then whats all this about some riots and racists ?the Internet obsessed chuds keeps talking about it but haven't seen a brown person in months
>>224525840PENSPENCILSCOINSPEBBLESBROOMSTICK HANDLEFISHING ROD HANDLE
>>224525661Robin Ince is well funny to keep an eye on, he got sacked from The Infinite Monkey Cage and is on a spiral He's on the ADHD grift an' all
>>224525914interesting but then i am not sure whether these posts are made by claude or not
>>224525903Yeah I'm fuming, have just ignored it and replied to a different bit of his message to show my complete disdain for him
>>224525940no they are not. i do not get paid to post on 4chan.
I'm finna blooooow!!!
Literally dreamt I was Jason Arday last night, one of the most intense dreams I’ve ever had
Felt cute might grow tits and pretend I'm a woman later
heard that /brit/ has some handsome men
>>224525965Well? Don't leave us hanging
>>224525965did you rope?
did the civil service wanker squeak out a demure and ultimately impotent noise about his line manager at his civil service job again did he
any alienated anyone who ever cared about them by being reclusive and emotionally distant man in
become gay for Israel
>>224525980yeah me
>>224525984i also had night terrors last night.
>>224525993no i alienated everyone by getting drunk and high and acting like a histrionic spastic and burning bridges with my reckless druggy behaviour
>>224525980you heard wrong
oh another random foreign flag speaking perfect english has appeared from nowhere.
child
>>224526008tell me more
>>224525987>>224525988No but the dream basically started at the point all his lies started unravelling, and I just remember feeling complete fear and panic like the walls closing in around me. At one point I was sat on the bank of the Thames at sunset crying thinking I never intended all this to happen and feeling I’d be better off dead and I woke up with such an empathy for him
just want peace and quiet
>>224525993ktim>>224526015also a ktim
>perfect englishlol no my toefl score is below 100then again you lads will never know what toefl is
need a texas muscle mummy to do this to my bollockshttps://www.reddit.com/r/MMALabs/comments/1w8ysez/she_doesnt_like_the_bat/
the wretchlike ghoul wants a word with you
>>224526041Had something similar but for Lindsay Clancy
>>224526031where? x ~^
disappointing that my dindin (the first meal of the day) is going to be a mcdonalds combo
Charles Manson literally did nothing wrong and killed zero people
>>224526090>>224526088ok
>>224526041just an attention seeker after all then youre an emotional woman
jfs be like i am have them certificate him say me english great
Free Sheldon
Remember how when Jason Arday died leftypops tried to suggest he was actually telling the truth about everything?
big fat nigger eating poop
>>224526088mine was mushroom omelette and coffee
>>224526088>>224526090FOY
>>224526102that sounds like a native english dialect lol
>>224526109you are one dull cunt mate, always talking about shit everyone's forgotten about
mmmmm three (3) Yous.....
saint rorke, he said he's never been dressed up like a woman
for me its refugees welcomeas long as theyre not near me and i dont have to pay for them
>>224526129you are an english pedophile on a vpn. you are not japanese.
Imagine being married and she wants you to listen to her blab about her dreams for 50 years lmao god why can't we make women shut up
>>224526121youfla gamin shame job
also ruined a friendship by getting really into sissy porn and asking my mate if I could suck him off
Bruce be like "What could possibly go wrong" wahey
>>224526141>pedophilefoy it's paedophile
>>224526146ok
>>224526140made me sad because my best friend liked that band especially award
>>224526146I'm trying to find a friend like that
>>224526115sounds niceat least 100 times better than mine
>>224526150pump your breaks kidthat man's a national treasure
david Davidson going to japan to teach English so he can groom young Japanese girlssomeone stop this sex pest
>>224526171Was
>>224526146sc
>>224526165>i>>224526130meant to reply to this one fucking retard
14 December 2025
>>224526172I'll stop him alright >>224526129 can you get me hired at the English Tutor Academy?
I will never kill myself
How much of the weekend did you spend alone posting on 4chan?
Crocodile burger recipes
>>224526200all of it and I drank alone too
visiting tokyo internet cafes in search of homeless young women
>>224526146did he say yes
Bondi Beach shooting was Australia's 9/11
going to play persona 5 and eat some nuggies
every few years hollyjew will just make up a show no one has ever seen or heard before and hand it a bunch of awardsseems this time its been widows bay
>>224526195good and beautiful post
Bet Emma Watson is embarrassed when she rips smelly farts.
>>224526128Some lad literally had a gay little dream about him and you’re mad at me? Ok
have outlawed drinking alone within the confines of my smelly incel command centreanother reform which should improve my life
would rather not have sex than have sex with a condomcannot stand condoms. they are tight and remove any pleasurable sensation.every time i hire an escort i end up just having to wank myself off while playing with tits or something
>>224526215That show was getting a lot of buzz in the horror community, it's not out of nowhere
i genuinely am proud of being a virgin, hate women
right so my smelly trainers still smell even though I washed them with dishwashing liquidI will try putting bars of soap into each shoe and if that fails, well I will just have to shit myself
>>224526204crocodile is quite nice, sort of a cross between fish and chickeni'm sure you could get your hands on some gator if you went looking
unfortunately english teacher meme died with covid herenow takaichi wants wealthy foreignmen that can pay for our NHI and national pension
>>224526250spray a sanitiser with a high alcohol content in them, or rubbing alcohol if you have it.
>>224526209he said no and ghosted me
>>224526250grow up
>>224525510wtf is labor day
>>224526250Mine need a wash but ive had them for a few years so was thinking of just getting new ones
>>224526250mousenoncian post
>>224526267every day in woked pozzed leftypol-run britain
>i genuinely am proud of being a virgin, hate women
>>224526212nah that was the first fleet's arrival at port jackson
>>224526250spray them inside and out with white vinegar and just wear a different pair of trainers until the smell goes. They'll be good as new
>>224526250Are you the funny man in your squad?
2026 has easily been the worst year of my life so far
>>224524809
>>224526275unc out here posting straight from 2022
>>224526273too right!
She's probably 28. Meanwhile the average American 28 year old woman looks 50.
>>224526275ktim except i dont wear glasses and my head is shaved and i have visible stubble even after i shave because i'm a high-T sigma male
>>224526280on bennies so no second pair>>224526281yes
>>224526288next years gonna be your year lar
>>224526264would have been worse if you sucked him off and had to go on with that hanging over you
bake a new
>>224526298she still looks like an insect
labour day varies in australia depending on the statehere in queensland it's in early may because we are based marxists
>>224526314fuck up
the proverbial "newbert">>224526334>>224526334
>>224526298you are a pedo if you like this
>>224526342>>224526342>>224526342
>>224526315I have no idea why people say that on this website. Asian people look normal to me, it's black people's faces that look animalistic like apes.
>>224526146Trip on there Sean lad
>>224526215I watched and thoroughly enjoyed it
