this is THE new thread
rorke asking the job centre if there are any noshow jobs going
newberg, as it were
>>224526348get fucked with your dogshit yank editions
what should i do
Poop brother HH
>>224526361Yes this is definitely the higher quality opening thread post, thank you
>>224526351s
germans be likeja, das poopenfarten es sehr gut, ja?
Americans shouldn't make the new unless it's Asian girl op
>>224526394he groovin
>>224526364Suck on my nob
>>224526394he like to move it move it
toil soon
everyone around me was in a pissy mood today including me, must be something in t'air
>>224526394I look like this and do this
>>224526394oh he is loving that!
yanks be likecody get in the chevy dude we gotta take pawpaw to the eyedoctors
haha only gone and posted in the wrong thread but I got these new trainers off depop for a steal sick of cleaning my old ones
How many hours did you spend alone posting on 4chan last week?
>>224526433Lol
>>224526422Me during my encounter with Ruby
>>224526342>>224526342>>224526342we're in here
Bruce be like "What could possibly go wrong" haha
>british explorers meeting their first canadian eskimonewfoundlad
>>224526445prefer not to say
>>224526422could very easily escape from that
>>224526434That's hair lad where's your trainers
count your blemishes, you can't, they're all gone
>>224526464If you look like him let's test that theory
>>224526455These are the folk telling you how dangerous Australia is loooool
It's because of how dangerously stupid their country is haha
>baking more than one new breads and claiming mine is legit ah, peak /brit/ culture i adore
kek rorke
americans unironically going round saying the typa shit you hear in black people rap battles like our country is more dangerous and worse than yours and we have guns and are more violenthip hop did a number on these wiggers
Any lads want to get tied up naked for a laff then
>>224526498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVDwXUyiSRQ
>>224526466>>224526468>>224526475>>224526476>>224526488foy
>>224526515All me btw
>>224526506During the heat wave they were in every thread talking about how much hadder Arizona is cody dude.
the correct map still shows Greenwich, UK as centreas yanks and aussies were put at the sideso'rourke still wins
>>224526505doesnt look any different
girl decided to tell me all about her ex last night and told me about how small his penis was but it didnt matter because she loved himbit of a weird thing to say really, one as shes no longer with him, two because i dont care about her ex boyfriends or want to knowand then of course she wanted to know about my ex gfs because she told me about hers and its "only fair" despite me never asking why are they like this
>>224526512if you're a girl maybeif you're not nah
>>224526267a bank holiday
doing the latest black people dance
labour day creps
Crazy how easily the United States could now conquer the United KingdomA few hundred bullets is all
Mickey Rorke
>>224526539Complain about to to her, not us. You won't, due to your yellow-bellied nature.
asked gf if i could tie her up and her response was "what the fuck is wrong with you?"guess thats a no then
>>224526561No we couldn't
>>224526539Women find that kind of relationship gossip spilling interesting. Being in a relationship with one was like listening to an idiot babble so I could have sex with them every other night
>>224526578Not without repercussion but logistically yes, extremely easily
>>224526539you could just say you don't care and don't want to know instead of silently listening like a cuck
>>224526592You have an IQ below 80
legs going crazy because I need drugs >:(
watching a YouTube video about russian fritzl
Rorke Liberation Army setting up checkpoints in Dover
>>224526605Not an argument. Dismissed
>>224526607ketamine?
america has quite literally never won a war outright
>>224526617we looks so unintimidating it's unrealeven chinks can look more threatening than us
>>224526623We beat the Japanese fair and square
this was a GIGANTIC error
/brit/
>>224526623We beat you twice.
get the nukes launched sick to bastard death of it all
>>224526572that's a shame
You lads excited for The Inbetweeners 3? Coming soon to Netflix!
>>224526647We lost the war of 1812
Brits seething forever that the country they birthed mogs theirs into the groundSit down. Be humble.
Farts smell like KFC chips this morning
americans lost ww2
>>224526639it's just been one long sequence of arsing everything up since then
>>224526644I like how you're forced to view the date format as the Americanized version of month/day/year as you post that lolFOB
>>224526686lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>224526657They don't still own us. We won.
>>224526655>>224526673what's the point of this gimmick? never gets any replies. nobody cares. some people even have it filtered.
>>224526505Leftypol thinks we can fit the entire of that bottom 75% in that little splodge up at the top
go to bed yank lads
>>224526686No you're seeing the American format because it's localised to your IP address location. I see the ISO 8601 format 2026-09-07
9/11
>>224526703yeah nobody cares about it apart from the people who reply (you) and the people who filter itnice one
watching a minecraft youtube video but on mute just so I can look at the visuals. I am patrick bateman
>>224526651are they going to be middle aged and doing sex tourism in southeast asia this time?
>>224526713In 2 songs when my album is over
>>224526729yes, that describes the situation. so why do you do it?
>>224526704we literally can
>>224526673They should make the entire film a depressing glimpse into the lives of the average 30 something year oldNo poo jokes, no bus wanker just four blokes and their fat wives
>>224526745funny
>>224526539a girl once told me her abusive ex had a big dick but didn't know how to fuck
>>224526704crazy how that map makes the problem much more visible
trying to be positive but I know it will be shit
Concrete over the countryside to build tower blocks and stuff em full of blacks. That’s what I want
you never hear of a tranny that isn't sex-crazed and just wants to be a trad wife
>>224526754you have the sense of humour of an autistic low iq inbred homosexual
we can easily support another 100m africans in europe, possibly morethe land is there
im looking into blocking porn on my phone because i am weak
>>224526772
>>224526762always is with Netflix
Two adverts have just been on that had women doing blood curdling screams and its really triggered me. Who the fuck wants to hear that during daytime tv?
>>224526782We can do 200m
>>224526784ok
>>224526765Most cis women dont want to be a tradwife either
approaching strangers on the street and telling them about my wanking habits
>>224526539Once had a gf desperately trying to get me to compare our sex life with my previous partners, I guess because she wanted to be told she was best at it. I just outright refused and said it was disrespectful to compare, which I think made her think previous girls were better (they were) and she really stepped up her blowjob game after that.
printing off pictures of trannies and showing them to members of the public
>>224526793actually fucking screaming that was funny, you got me. i retract my earlier insults.
>>224526836sc
>>224526765
How do people who grew up atheist understand all the biblical allusions in Western literature? does it just fly over their heads?
>>224526818Actually a good likeness now
so whats the plan then just keep letting boats arrive? what are the border force even paid for and why do the RNLI go out and bring them in, don't see why that's our responsibility
>>224526850They don't read literature
>>224526763BASED
>>224526762Ah yes another filmBecause the last one was fucking spectacular wasn't it
>>224526850i don't think most people that grew up christian read the entire bible and internalised it all enough to get every reference in things they read laterso, basically the same
>my brother in ChristFOY
>>224526879irish xitter makes you understand why they were viciously oppressed for 800 years and furthermore that that somehow wasn’t enough
>>224526863Yes that is literally the plan, immigration will continue at a rate of several hundred thousand per year while even the most opposed do nothing but verbally protest until in roughly 25-30 years time Native Britons no longer have enough people and therefore political share to ever reverse mass migration.This is literally the end times.
Mark corrian from Peep Shows
>>224526898why us though, why cant we just make a new legislation that immigrants get 0 access to benefits and they'll soon stop coming in
>>224526898think of all the new affordable restaurants though
getting bum raped
>>224526655Great post
>>224526863Illegal boatmen are just a drop in the ocean compared to legal immigration
men are horny that's why trannies are sexy they always wanna have sex india W
>>224526920bumblackified?
>>2245269341 in 100 are illegal according to the leaks from the home office
so hard to get sexed
>>224526934legal immigration is a boon for stagnant economies
>>224526934the problem is low skilled immigrants from countries that have cultures incompatible with the west (india, pakistani, arab countries, north africa, south america)
>>224526902Black businessman funny The Peep Show
would anyone like to hang out socially? :)
>>224526964M A N C H E S T E RANCHESTER
>>224526964no
>>224526964meet me at the spoons in islington tonight at 7pm x
Teach an Irishman to fish and he'll teach his village how to fish very very poorly both out of stupidity and lack of English comprehension
No one owns anything, all your computers cell phones data furniture machines they`re all made out of natural resources that were on this planet millions of years before humans showed up, the energy that was used to produce those goods came from our sun so it`s all free anyway, the whole idea of ownership is nonsense
>>224526973i am in Manchester actually
we have enough bbcs in the country so there are no reason to get more africans
It's me, Lord Sugar. You're sacked!
Wee Rorke
>>224526908>why usit's not just us, every single Western country is one the same timeline, just slightly different stages. I was in Krakow for 2 days just after covid and it was easily as brown as any mid level city in the UK like Bristol or Swansea.>why cant we just make a new legislation that immigrants get 0 access to benefitsBecause it's on purpose, makes me irate most people on the right don't understand this and think it's just part of the political process and will solve itself eventually. For whatever reason the upper crust of the global economy has decided Western nations must be subject to cultural destruction and ethnic replacement and it isn't up for debate.Insurgency or some level of armed resistance is objectively the only way to bring them to heel, make it cost more to destroy a country than it is to benefit economically from mass immigration.
>>224527016s
>>224527006Shoots you and steals your car
>>224527001now I have cold feet. so grow up
>>224527030bizarre
>>224526622no, kratom
Po
>>224527017>For whatever reason the upper crust of the global economy has decided Western nations must be subject to cultural destruction and ethnic replacement and it isn't up for debate.Do you want the esoteric or the exoteric answer?
>>224527005Not enough
>>224526848No actual cooking involved, just a weirdly long time setting up this staged photo. Also very gay that you have this saved.
we have only one BBC actually
>>224526850I learned everything I know about christianity from the Simpsons. Never steered me wrong.
Hooking five 9 volt batteries up together in parallel to shock my penis.
When you're single and you bust your ankle and can't walk what are you supposed to do? Will NHS send someone round to empty my piss bottle and bring me some food?
>>224526951Lads working ten times harder and still achieving the same as a native that's doing fuck all. This is my experience in the work of IT, they never get anything done despite being constantly busy because they can't actually learn from prior experiences and extrapolate.
>>224527088every put one against your tongue? feels good man
>they're wanting a solo video interviewI don't get it, why not just do a teams interview, feels like a red flag
>>224527111I don't see them working 10 times harder my experience of Indians in IT is they'll cut corners and do everything they can to insist it's someone else's responsibility
>>224527119Ask them, not us. Stop being a coward.
>>224527119did it once and unless i'm desperate for work i would never do it again. absolutely a red flag and humiliating too
>>224527129>they'll cut corners and do everything they can to insist it's someone else's responsibilitythat's based
Stop being a coward has to be the most boring uninspired gimmick there is
>>224527140It makes you melt down consistently
>>224527138how old are they? before i give my opinion?
>>224527137It's really not, their plaster over it approach to software dev leads to bigger problems and ultimately more work down the line
>>224527140grow up
>>224527060nta but lets hear both
>>224527016Getting called the n word by some kid and then going straight home onto Reddit to complain about it is hilarious
If you’re born in Britain, you’re British. Simple as.
>ntaHad this little redditism
I can sing like Shakira
grow uphsokmelty
Dollymong
>>224527181not that anon? why would it be a redditism
>>224527181yeah I much prefer ntn (not that nigga)
french makes the most sense why would you want splash back
>>224527205their willies are larger so they have to accomodate for that
Finished all my work in half an hour and have been lying in bed on /brit/ since 9:30Really wish my job was fully remote
>>224526938yes
How many of your squad were you out with at the weekend?
>>224527226none i played zomboid with them instead
>>224527221They weren't when they invented their toiletIt's a recent thing
80g protein for £2.85
when i was 7 i went to watch scooby doo at the cinema with the kid next door and afterwards his mum took us back to their house for dinnerhe wanted to play "scooby doo" and i was like how do we play that... he told me to get under the bed and started humping mereally weird shit i still think about it every time someone mentions that cartoon
>>224527193Quirky little acronym you add to your post which doesn't actually make a difference to the contents of itGonna start adding /s too?>>224527202Based
>>224527269hi, monica
all asian women are BWC OWNED cumsluts
>>2245272264my dad, my step mum, and my grandparents
>>224527269cannot fathom drinking that sugary slop because it has protein. bet you look like a twink too
>>224527277grow up
>>224527269can smell the farts from here
>>224527269goyfuel
>>224527274mindraped by reddit to the point of thinking everything comes from there/s and nta are older than the internet
all the servers are down at work can't do any work
>>224527308get in
>>224527290How much protein have you had today?
>>224527308cheer them up
>1.05 - College.mkvkino time
>>224527269DYEL diet
next person who tells me to grow up I'm gonna smash their head in with a sledgehammer until it's nothing but paste
>>224527372You’ll do nothing
>>224527372grow up
>>224527270>how do we play that.Run around and solve mysteries you video game brained buffoon
>>224527372haha the wacky australianlet me guess, you're going to rape my arse at 99999999999 mph next?
dinner today is chicken tendies and chips. same as always
>>224527392Aryan meal
>>224527392thats goodits the best dinner so no point changing it
>>224527392lush
>>224527413covers all the nutritional needs
>>224527138Billie nooo
>>224527322let's see your little noodle arms
Mental to think that there are new species of animals being discovered all the time. Imagine how many cool ones are in the sea or living underground and we just don't know it yet.
>>224526732true
>>224527449grow up
nth for the gyaldem
>>224527097Walk to the GP Or call an ambulance
>>224527505really like those tattoos
starvetoil66 hours indo better.
>>224527525Insane how any self affirming action from any white people leads to reminders of the HolocaustThere's never been a more powerful ideological weaponWhich is why the official figure is so important
>>224527535Why you starving lad?
>>224527525Too autistic for this, me. I genuinely don't understand how someone can blatantly lie like that and all the normoids are like "yes, this is correct and real. *claps* "
>>224527556wind blew all my money away
>>224527564oh yeah that'll do it
>>224527525*SCANNING FOR BRITISH CULTURE*NO BRITISH CULTURE DETECTED
>>224527556Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
>>224527535
i don't like mondays
>>224527642mad how all of that is free
>>224527642£2.99 for that isn't bad (looked up the original reddit post)
>>224527642Mad how all that cost £2.50
Mental how Europe has a resurgent far-right youth meanwhile our "far-right" are just boomers on twitter desperately trying to prove to each other how non-racist they are
I am the raped.
>>224527525AfD will kick out the extreme chuds and moderate into an anti immigration centre right party. The millions of breeding Syrian refugees will stay as they should desu
is too good to go still worth it? I thought it was bad now
>>224527645alri garfield you heccin chonker you want some lasagna??? LOL
>>224527697die
>>224527693I'd just give it to white homeless people
>>224527678I reckon it's cos they're bearing the full weight of the immies while we have a thin channel protecting us somewhat
>>224527687>millions of breeding Syrian refugeesOk I will do them!!
>>224527642Gluttony
Always planned on trying good to go but never got around to it
it's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs and he's shit shit shit his pants he's always fucking shitting his pants
>>224527642Shame greggs chicken and wedges are dry
politics and food are the pleb's favourite topics of discussion
Syrian women want to turn white men into dog sex slaves
patricians chattin bout poo
>>224527727you are my worst enemy on this general
>>224527322I get 250 grams a day without ever touching goyslop. I also bench 3 times your max.
>>224527731we were talking about epic poetry, theatre and ballet earlier lad you missed it
>>224527731If you were walking past horses or a horse and they/it got a boner would you look and why or why not?
Keeping in mind the beauty and size of horse cock during the discussion before you answer
>>224527731
that shite shot out of my arse like a cannon at waterloo
>>224527796why are you shitting at night time you fat fuck
>>224527741
i'm a grey haired old nigga
>>224527678Uk youth are psyopped by JoePolitics type deano leftism "come on mate Burnham's a lad aha and support trans rights don't be a bellend nonce yeah?"European youth are genuinely racially awakenedIt is a world of difference
Is castrating your horse and it's dick getting all cheesy hot? I vote no Is letting a horse piss on you rape? I vote yes
>>224527808>AI slopyou will be raped mercilessly
>>224527811genuinely touch grass. your entire world view comes from schizo internet corners.
>>224527803hardly the most unusual thing to be doing at 9pm now is it
>>224527808this happened to me once but i walked it off
>>224527826It's real ok
>>224527832are you the nocturnal aussie who posts on /brit/ at 4am?
I find the best time to poo is after toil
chads poo whenever and wherever
the age of the last men is coming to an end
Pretty sure he jacked off into that horses beautiful tail during secretariat (the erotic movie), I guess that movie was about raping horses
i wait for the fit girl at work to use the unisex toilet then do a big poo after so my bare legs touch the seat where her bare legs had been when sittinggives me a boner every time
>>224527731Do you think that the Original Dragon from the Unova legends fits in with the Sinnoh creation trio myth as a fourth dragon representing plasma, or do you think that theory is a reach?
My chippy is now paki owned and it's much worse
going to get some fast food for lunchdunno which restaurant to pick
Is kissing horses beastiality? I love kissing horses and dogs
>>224527693paid £3 for a ham and cheese baguette, beef kebab panini, a pack of dried chicken sausages, and a vanilla dr pepper from the petrol station. wasn't the best deal in the end.
>>224527845sometimes, not lately though
>>224527869i would just say hello to her in the break room or something but ok you got your own game going on
diabolical thread
>>224527756You need euthanisation
>>224527741I noticed you didn't include any evidence of any of that
>>224527882cheeky kfc
that boy aint right
>>224527693depends on the shop. sometimes you get a bag full of good stuff for £3, other times you pay a fiver for gone off shite
>>224527920might happen
If you make a horse cum is it rape? What if you were just laying together or stood up stroking him or whatever. Also that stallion looks really getting raped in those videos where it's mounting the stupid bitch that shouldn't have a horse
still don't really know how mortars work in videogamesany time I get on them I just fire them randomly lol
the horse thing is a gimmick right
>>224527939use them to get niggas off flags or camping spots
>>224527974Yeah but I don't understand how to fire them
Those women sure are raping the horses in the horse sex With womenWhich they do in real life too btw
will have to go to toil soon
>>224527981what game?
women are demonic attachments to drain out the life force
>>224527989If dogs were getting raped by fucking you somehow then women would be the biggest rapists in the world. It would probably legalise beastiality (bad ending) because of women
>>224527993minecraft
>>224527993Squad, Arma all that nonsense
newberg ready>>224527998>>224527998>>224527998
The heartwarm you get feeling and seeing love in action, that's from God
>>224526351Who’s rorke? Was I right about them being your old school yard bully?
