dentist edition
horse
Why are all her movies so bad?
>>224528002Of dogs *Badum tesst*
>>224527998ktim
>>224528038i don't know nigga do i look like roger ebert
Sky blue demmies
FEMALE SISYPHUS
so this is Ian
>>224528064yeah you do
Sick of it nowMousenonce needs rangebanning asap
woke up late this morning and been in a proper shite mood ever since
keep getting spam callsbetter not be you mousey I'll kick your arse
>>224528083he's running because she farted lolhe wants to sniff haha
>>224528064>>224528088Dumb ahh boomer didn't consider video games art. Why did folks listen to that unc :skull:
Haven't got a single slice of bread in so having my usual runtsandwich for incellunch is out of the question. Can't think of anything I can have that won't require cookingtoil and will probably just end up with huelslop.
here are my predictions Jay: Involved in some crypto pyramid schemeSimon: Unhappily married with two kids. Possibly looking at a divorceWill: 9-to-5 office job, his boss and co-workers bully himNeil: Either Unemployed or at Asda. Still lives with his dad
>>224528126He liked Studio Ghibli
This is what mare tail looks like
>>224528131You need to be drawn and quartered
>>224528141i reckon they'll make them grow up to be people you wouldn't expect so like neil would be the CEO of some big company and manage to be successful through sheer luck
>>224528157imagine parting her hair to reveal a fluffy arse and shove your face directly between the cheeks
>>224528177And all along it was a horse like I said in the beginning
i'm finna bloooooow
>>224528157no it doesn’t, be quiet
>>224528186*Glanced at her up and down*>The goyim sure do love getting their skin inked with goy tattoos don't they
i shot tupac
>>224528141i will guess that they all do fairly alright for themselves and left their town. Now they are back for some reason, probably someone died, and in being back the same social dynamics they were under as teenagers comes back into play until the movie just kind of ends when they realise they can just go home
sometimes you just gotta wank
>>224528206Sexy mares doGold Ship actually looks very sexy in snow. I want to suck it's cock
>>224528186Hate public transport cringe, uurgh I was such a fucking idiot
I saw into gold ships soul by the way in his eyes little brat
calling someone brown or a kike is the most common retort against someone saying that stuff you like/use is bad but americans can't use it when people say that circumscision is bad because that's what all browns and kikes have
>>224528242Scr
Fake Toby
>>224528088
>>224528164Completely agree Jean Pierre
I am this nigga
Kissu gold ship while he bobs his head up and down (we stand up sleep together in the barn so also he wouldn't run away from me)
>>224528141Reckon Niels dad will have come out>>224528221So basically the world's end
> NEW: A local Portsmouth grandma has canoed out to protesters in the water who are preventing illegal migrants from being unloaded onto the shores, and has given them supplies
>>224528288>So basically the world's endyeah pretty much
In a crisis teams chat because some servers are fucked and I have to resist the urge to change the meeting picture to a dog emoji. I don't even know why it's an option or why teams is suggesting I do it but I desperately want to.
>>224527998Whoi du Bri'ish pee'all 'ate me jolly ol' den'is'? 'E's a roight lad!
>>224528275I don't remember that film being almost three hours long
>>224528279Spongebob is black
>>224528306AR-15's hopefully, the brown man needs to be put back in his place
Even like 15 years later I still can't hear you spin me right round without seeing that bloke's willy spinning in my head
>>224528319felt a lot longer for rog because he was watching it with one hand down his trousers
My arse is black owned at this point
People who never ever EVER go to church are absolutely rattled by this
>>224528317do it and ask the hr lady for a nursing handjob during your subsequent meeting with her
>>224528240Would scran then feel bad about it like a fat cunt.
>>224528331sc
>>224528406You wouldn't be able to eat all that. Please do grow up.
>>224528402The Techno club?
>>224528402grim
>>224528240the custard donuts are so lush
grim
>>224528331Well over 20 years for me and it remains
>>224528402Thank God I'm Catholic.
my inner ear balance is off
>>224528088>>224528275he looks like that guy from catch a predator (well at least he used to)
toilfu thinks my sunglasses are cool :D
>>224528402Yeah but um, they'd never do this to a mosque would they?
>>224528275@grok how old was emma watson in 2002
*posts a boring twitter screenshot*[boring commentary from a boring man]
>>224528428Yeah
>>224528460same thin ktis tinnatius
imagine hearing a song and automatically thinking of cock
Netanyahu just called me and said rorke is NEVER getting a gf
>>224528402was just thinking how this is sacrilegious but i don't go to church or clubbing
>>224528497tranny cock no less
roar nigger spewing
>>224528331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg5Sy8-cd9ofor me its this
>>224528405based nursing handjoblad
>>224528402I go to church and I'm not *too* bothered by this with a caveatFabric has put events on there before and they've just been normal singers, not hedonistic techno with people in bdsm gear and pillsIf they continue what they've done before it should be fine
eating my breakfast and watching savannah bond get fucked in the arse
>>224528477yeah that's true
Mogs the majority of /Brit/ desu
tommys mates
Does ziedy know there's a train station in southeast London called Bellingham
>>224528487This is wrong and I go to raves. This will end bad, its gonna be dirty and someones gonna fuck up something inside
Done me back in so even lying in bed is uncomfortable and painful, barely had any sleep recently :(
>>224528512she was the victim tho.
>>224528402you can have a reverence for religious architecture without being religious
Choose life, choose no job due to menthol elves, choose a career in wanking, choose living at home with your mum and dad, choose a fucking big pig out, choose a noise cancelling headset, football, a pre built PC and adult nappies. Choose rubbish health, low cholesterol and /brit/. Choose life.But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got menthol elves?
>>224528527More the Alexander the State
>>224528528auraful af ngl
How many hours do you use 4chan for per day as a distraction from your dire life?
your response?
can i admit something i don't actually know what a nursing handjob is i just like the sound of it thats why i keep telling anons to ask women they work with for them
Choose posting rule34 MLP porn
>>224528528bunch of freaks
>>224528558idk man frankly that wall of words kind of blended into a blob that i didnt read
>>224528558she looks lovely
>>224528558deeply insecure body language
Back to spamming /brit/ now you've failed to get rid of HHL is it, champ?
Fabric charged me £20 for a drink the girl just took the 20 out my hand while I stood there in shock
>>224528528good old blighty
>>224528548
>>224528528Love how everyone is just going about their business ignoring it
>>224528558you don't know a 10/10 either love
>>224528558Thoughts on you never ever having sex?
Choose life, choose no job due to schizophrenia, choose a career in spazzing, choose living in a shithole by yourself, choose a fucking big horse cock, choose a shitty temu headset, a broken laptop and meth. Choose rubbish health, low teeth count and spazzing on 4chan
Jay lives in an atticSimon has a wife and a kid but he hates them both Neil is with wills mamWill lets jay live in his attic
right youve posted all of these already
oh he sassy
>>224528561I'll forgive you if you give me a nursing handjob
>>224528557probably around 5 hours a day
>>224528561it's when a girl wanks you off while she breastfeeds you x
The fuck is Fabric?
>>224528625sc
>>224528598Its grim,what was the drink
>>224528625sounds dreary, gonna choose a different life methinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCF_MK_2jUg
>>224528640adam and eve be like
>>224528625ive tried most of these and it's less than ideal
so this is "londonmaxxing"
>>224528657scrom
>>224528528Swear this nonsense didn't happen 10 years ago
>>224528663how come when it's white on the square the riot police turn up
>>224528663Rorke tweeting "and when is White on the square?" and chuckling to himself.
>>224528663Okay now do White on the Square
>>224528687>>224528693s
My gf doesn't get anything out of me sucking on her nipples, she doesn't have a problem with me doing it but she's made it clear it's very much for my benefit and not hers. Which is a shame because I obviously enjoy it. I think for this reason I will never be able to ask her for a nursing handjob. This is sad even though I have literally only just discovered what one is.
Operation Wotanic Fury
>>224528676they're in enough numbers now they turn their areas into little india. they are doing the same in canada.
>>224528706grow up
>>224528693Kek surrounded by said rorke
rorke pretending he's in an osaka karaoke bar singing the death note opening
>>224528706Never heard of a woman not enjoying attention on her boobywoobies.
I’m always surprised at how diverse London/Britain isNot even just indians or africans but the amount of asians (east asians, central), middle easterners and south americans h that have moved there
>>224528663TND
>>224528731> London/BritainEh
>>224528731Get them all processed into eco-friendly alternatives to oil and gas
>>224528706bite them draw blood and milk
Palestinian children watching "Pine Barrens" in Gaza
>London/Britaini am fucking rattled now
>>224528729did you know that karaoke was invented in stockport and brought back to japan by visiting businessmen?
>>224528750s
>>224528730Some of them have very sensitive nipples and it's overwhelming
>>224528749alright Dracula
still getting compliments on my haircut over a week later, this is the most successful trim I've ever had and it was done by a 19 yo girl
Too depressed to exercise
rorke getting a nursing handjob from shaniqua
>>224528781forgot pic
this is embarrassing
>>224528791The Pat Bateman
A had a tooth taken out and the pain killers didn't even work fully. They wouldn't give me the good stuff, cunts. Next time something like this happens I'm just going to demand it, it was private so I was paying. Tired of being a nice guy
>>224528791handsome fella
>>224528810ok
>>224528706Bizzare that she doesnt like it
>>224528791clearly not you. seen this picture posted yesterday
Oh I'm still Rorke
>>224528038Her head is massive, bum is flat, no hips either. There's something very trannie about her
>>224528802rorkes pure gym statistics
where should I buy thigh highs from
>>224528823YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
>>224528814You're a big cunt too. Why was that necessary?
>>224528837thigh high shop
>>224528823you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right right round
>>224528823seen the real one of that on /gif/
the structural integrity of my rear pressure bulkhead's been compromised xx
>>224528823that’s not how you rig a 4-jaw chuck what a mong
>go to gym>do an pull-up >leave
>>224528802I can do endless pull ups, feels good
>>224528654Positively Freudian
>>224528823this happens to rorke every single day because "safety is woke"
>>224528706I wouldn't be able to enjoy it anymore if that ever happened to me
what is it with chinese and getting killed by spinny machines
Life size Gardevoir plushLife size Gardevoir plush where buyGardevoir fleshlight etsyGardevoir fleshlight how to makeFabric scissors
>>224528810Had the same problem when I got one out and then got dry socket. They wouldn't give me anything, and the doctor wouldn't give me anything either and said I had to go back to the dentist. Was literally the most pain I've ever been in in my life and nobody gave a fuck. Ended up getting some leftover codeine from a mate and buying the otc ones and just taking too much. Dentists are sadists.
>>224528738>>224528753London is the capital of the UK/Britain>>224528745I don’t think anything will change for you in our lifetimes, not even Restore can do much
Tyler Robinson, whatever happened there
>>224528895aurabut still dangerous and downright stupid
>>224528895okay that was cool
>>224528915looks like a teenage girl
>>224528781>>224528730Went to Soho and paid the slag £30, sexed her up and wanted to suck her tits too, she said no, then she said I also couldn't touch them, it's not what's offered. Read reviews online and it's right, a quarter of them don't allow boob touching. I felt like slapping her up right then and there
bit incellious in here this afternoon
>>224528925saruei is a hag in her mid 30s
>>224528887That's basically what's happened. I'll have a little go on them sometimes if I'm on my way to eat the pussy but it's really more of a convenience stop off than an actual destination. Same with stuff in her arse, she doesn't want it and it's put me off it too. Suppose I'm just a big people pleaser.
>>224528925you would know
accidentally scranned a stuffed crust chicago town oven pizza, a packet of haribos, a tub of Häagen-Dazs, a tub of ben and jerrys, a tub of tesco brand ice cream, a packet of popped popcorn, a microwaved pack of popcorn, a share pack of hunky dory buffalo, a bag of those nutella biscuits, 2 cans of coke, 2 cans of monster, a packet of jelly babies and two packs of oreos
>>224528952:)
>>224528952
Ching Chong ChinamanDidn't stick to pathChing Chong ChinamanSawn in half
>>224527998Haven't been to the dentist for about seven years. It was a nightmare getting an appointment through COVID and then my county literally had no spaces available anywhere for ages. 33, have no fillings, teeth seem alri, I'll get it done at some point.
>>224528928a prozzie wouldn't even let you touch her tits? I think you got ripped off mate
How do you allow someone to put a nasty piece of their body inside you while grinding on your pubis with their full bush but not let them gently out a hand on your chest. It's all about power. It's what all women take pleasure in having, even in a lowly job like that in which we all know and they know they are dirty piece of crap. Cut the act
>>224528957*jiggles your belly*
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
>>224528957The ghosta of yor ancestors looking on with bewildered hunger
>>224528957You massive obese fat cunt
>>224528974Ching Chong ChinamanAte his dogChing Chong ChinamanGot crushed by a log
didnt brush my teeth once for over a decade and the worst I got was a bit of gum disease, not even a cavity. It's all a meme, just dont drink sugar water and you're good
>>224528967My favourite type of video
>>224528967if you die like the first one you're getting roasted in chinese heaven ngl
>>224528957you are a very hungry caterpillar
>>224528402grim>>224528542that's a larp
>>224528896>nobody gave a fuck.Nobody cares on this hellish island mate (big hug). It's just sad. I'm the kind of person who never makes a fuss in any situation. I'd feel embarrassed to. But screw it, I'm not going to be downtrodden, I'll get what's flipping mine, the next person is going to get it
>>224529036how is that a larp are you stupid
*gives you a fuck*
i'm finna blooooooow!!!
I have a fetish for sexy PVC and latex outfits
>>224528957Fat people do this and say 'I don't know why I'm fat, I barely eat anything!'
barely 4 months left of getting a gf '26, starting to feel a bit concerned now lads
>>224529079you're not doing anything about. you're wasting all your time posting here. do that AFTER you've got a gf like how i do
>>224528548>still upthe ponies are freed
>>224529048Everything I don't like is a larp. Don't like it? Stop larping.
>>224529079I don't think your tactic of spending all day indoors posting on 4chan is a winner
i'm in my late 30s
>>224528981Even though the price was ridiculously low, I feel cheap saying it but I agree, I definitely did. What in earth is that all about, just want ING to be a bitch. How wacky does that sound? It's like paying for a full meal at a restaurant and when you ask for salt the slag waitress says nuh ah, this is what you paid for. How petty. It was weeks ago and I'm still mad.Never come to London mate I'm telling you. It's just a competition of who can be the most rotten. Every man for himself
are you ok?
>>224528915yummy
>>224529095lad I've made the most progress towards getting a gf this year than I ever have before, I genuinely have been trying and I'm still left empty handed
new toil starts in october and i just want out of my current place fuck sake
>>224529120He's a quickshot
think i finally understand tranniesreckon it would feel quite good putting on some lingerie, arching your back and having a guy fuck your arse while calling you a good little girl
>>224529120...yh
>>224529142
>>224529142uh no
was going to delay my suicide until after gta 6 came out but i've lost interest in it so now i'm a free agent and can kill myself whenever i like
>>224529142think you need to lay off the porn before you do something you'll regret
>>224529127what have you done then?
25 years since 9/11 on Friday lads. Were you alive? Do you remember it?I was young and at school, I remember that afternoon there being a weird hubbub of teachers coming into the rooms and saying stuff to each other and then my mum picked me up at the end of the day and said something terrible has happened in America, and the usual zany afternoon drivetime presenters on Hallam FM were all being seriousfags all of a sudden and reporting on it.
>>224528548Built for BWC
>>224529127Got dogberg this dried skin treat thing yesterday morning and he's mad about it in a weird way. Keeps carrying it around with him and playing with it but not actually eating it. I had to bring it in last night so the foxes didn't shit on it but he took it out again this morning and has chucked it about and played with it but not taken a single bite. Weird lad.
>>224529160probably the 10th post ive seen about you supposedly killing yourself.
>Jobs drought deepens as redundancies rise and vacancies fall for the 34th month in a rowJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>224529178>Were you alive? Do you remember it?yes and very vaguely but yes
>>224529173yeah think so. i can see the rabbithole that so many tumble down into.
>>224529160don't do it bruce the townsfolk of Poowong will be devastated
starting to use Thunderbird and it's downloading all of my emails of 13 years and I was watching all the decade-old life events scroll past like this haha
would love to punt a woman in the cunt next time she does the bird hands whilst condescending mebut I can't so I won't
>>224528038it's like asking why all the movies with the rock are so badit's generic filmslop made to turn people's brain off for 90 minutes
>>224529188sar this is an Indian world now we must use AI for everything sar
>>224528693Who’s rorke? Is it someone that actually bullied you in school and you never let go? You say his name for the past 5 years like we’re supposed to know
>>224529142I'm straight as an arrow but I have on occasion put my gf's lingerie and stockings on and wanked myself silly while she's away for a few days etc.
>>224529200i did the exact same thing and cringed massively at the emails i used to send (back when people still emailed each other) in 2008-2010
>>224529182looks like a right fat cunt
the rock is the greatest actor of a generation
>>224529153here kitty kitty… come here and get your cute little fangs, rough tongue and musky saliva around a pulsing BBC. imagine it’s little feline eyes popping wide in animal shock, a little preened pampered pussy never expecting its human slaves to be so insolent, so used to cucked white owners. but not it’s little ears are being pulled up by sweating ebony hands as a huge coal rod forces it’s little furry chops wide as a black dude moans at its little whiskers and smooth teeth tickling his veiny throbbing BBC. it would actually stretch its little throat so badly as it’s quadruped limbs fail about and it makes muffled hisses and shrieks as his shaft starts thrusting and just using its fish smelling kitty mouth like a pocket pussy. and then before he cums you just KNOW. a huge black bull is gonna finish inside that slutty little animal, his eager cock tip pushing right up against its fleshy cat pucker as he yanks its tail and hilts in the little cats teasingly tight anus. that kitty would hiss and meow and squeal as the black bull starts pounding in earnest, eventually silenced as he moans a final awww fuckkkk nigguh” before unleashing a torrent of semen in its ruined rear
>>224529219
>>224529178yeah but i don't remember anything like that. i didn't find out about it until the next day
>>224529200i went through my old anime forum posts from like 2009 and it made me so depressed i deleted everything
weirdo
>>224529178Got home from school and my brother and sister were watching TV and told me about it. I was like "ok" and went and played on the computer. Later my dad told me it was important and I was like "ok" and went and played pokemon
>>224529182wish i had a dogberg, but due to the missus we have 3 cats instead
>>224529048respecting the sacred while not believing in it is contradictory, a larp
>>224529079>barely 4 months left of getting a gf '26, starting to feel a bit concerned now ladsPost this on your social media account and see what happensMaybe a girl will take pity
sassy
>>224529255Luckily I'm allergic to cats so it was never an option
>>224529255somehow this is more cucked than having a vasectomy or being cheated on
>>224529245Little shit your dad should of beat you up probably would of saved you from being a careless heartless incel freak
>>224529276she’s allergic to dogs >>224529277think you spend too much time on the internet lad, i love all animals
>>224529269lindberg
>>224529218can’t tell if this is a gimmick or the newfag brown detective poster
>>224529290He should *have* beat me up. You should *have* paid more attention in school.
>>224529290boohoo nigga ppl die all the time. get the pokemon caught ffs
>>224529269Are Swedish people Jewish? Everyone is called -berg.
>>224529177in terms of personal growth, I've started shaving daily, a basic skin routine, improving my diet and doing bodyweight exercises. I also made my first ever move on a girl in March which was a major milestone for me but seems to have been a waste of time
>>224529299>think you spend too much time on the internet lad, i love all animalsshut the fuck up catboy
>>224529299No such thing as allergic to dogs, just weak willed
>>224528967Why do we watch these stupid videos when we can see the real deal, that literally exist
Lowercasemong on fire today
>>224529324so you've done stuff that literally every grown man does or should do, and you made a singular attempt to talk to a girlconsider the fact that there are millions of men who already do all that shit and are making several moves each day
>>224529324bunch of useless memes. women date men who shit themselves
>>224529309Who’s rorke
>>224529343only people who use uppercase here are phonemongs
>>224529338good post. science-based, insightful and morally right. an excellent post, in fact.
>>224529277>having cats instead of dogs because your missus prefers cats is more cucked than castrating yourself or her fucking another guy i know we all love hyperbole here on www.4chan.org/int but…
>>224529336got 3 horses too, some sheep, some chickens too live out in the country you see >>224529338wish this was the case, alas she is a woman
>loewercasemongfuck sake I can't keep up with all these personalities
>>224529348where do you think you are? Are you really surprised by any of this? Did you expect /brit/ to be full of shaggers?
>>224529264You can still respect it considering the opposite
MAJUSCULE BVLL LAD REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>224529324absolutely wild how hopeless some of you arei do all that including well dressed chriasmatic confident amazing dancer go out to club every week etcand i still cant' get a gf bc im a bit short and uglyhit on hundreds and hundreds of girls you dont even deserve to be like "tfwnogf" when u dont even do the bare minimum
>>224529384there are a few shaggers here, mostly the older millennials who weren't raped by the internet
>>224529343how do you identify "Lowercasemong" from all the other people that type in lowercase?
>>224529182getting possessive over it, knows it's high value and wants to eat it but doesnt want to really because it needs to be guarded.classic dogberg psychology
>Pawg Asses in Full Back Pantiesgrim thread that.
>>224529324congrats keep at it you'll become a functioning normiemong soon enough
i'm fixing to blow!
capslockmong rearing his ugly mug
>>224529411where?
>>224529402why is james ward prowse interviewing judd trump?
>>224529402Twink death is fucking brutal
mongmong mongposting again, what a mong!
everything about zack polanski screams lying jew so how did he get this power
>>224529397we're all in this together lad no need for the hostility. I thought I was destined to me a permavirge too until this year, it will happen to you eventually
Picturing Sven, from Stockholm, who's ever been to the UK, using British slang while talking to his friends Johan and Abdul.
>>224529435he’s monging out
Actually can't stand Gordon Ramsey. Just a nasty vile cunt and a sellout. "But he's so honest it's refreshing!". Okay you're a stupid cunt for liking him. That refreshing?
>>224529433owen was emminently bummable just five years ago
>>224529402He looks comedically Jewish in this
this is not the face of a man you'd talk to or believe anything he says it makes no sense
>>224527998It's hilarious to say the least and then you got Finns thinking they are western, white etc.
>>224529440drop all of your best tips to improve your appearance and life
>>224529438leftypols new favorite gimmick is parading around so-called “anti-zionist jews” to prove he’s not antisemitic. astonishingly close to what rorke was doing back in the day with candace owens
>>224526334>>224526334
its not your fault you feel okay ok?
>>224529444wouldn’t want to live near stockholm, hollow and grim city or any big(ger) city tbf
NEW>>224529468>>224529468>>224529468
>>224529393it hints at the sacred existing if a person feels sentimental, it a positive larp but still a larp. they just need to get rid of the atheistic brainwashing
>>224529450
